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loxe
10-28-2010, 07:20 PM
Looking to compile a list of known banned characters along with the reason for banishment.
Also I would like opinions from people on who they would list as the top 10 most infamous people and reasons why.

Thanks
John

WRoss
10-28-2010, 07:35 PM
I'd like to know why Hakonne got banned

crb
10-28-2010, 07:36 PM
infamous
tsin - obvious
scintillion - obvious
rythn - less famous but he literally got ran off teras back in the day for being a twit.

BriarFox
10-28-2010, 07:47 PM
Hm. Infamous is easier than banned. Most banned characters go gently into that good night.

BriarFox
10-28-2010, 07:48 PM
I'd like to know why Hakonne got banned

Harrassment would be my guess.

RichardCranium
10-28-2010, 07:54 PM
I got banned for wtfpwning Featherhair back in the day when you could steal constantly in the gem shop and the front desk at the Thrak Inn. I wasn't infamous though, just a random asshole. I don't even remember the character's name.

WRoss
10-28-2010, 07:54 PM
Ratolin for credit card fraud.

Sam
10-28-2010, 07:55 PM
Oh good, now I don't have to start a separate thread to ask.. what happened to Baelog? All I heard was he said fuck a whole bunch of times and now he's gone.

Ardwen
10-28-2010, 08:01 PM
Hakonne didnt get banned, he walked away, sorta

Ardwen
10-28-2010, 08:03 PM
Most infamous is of Course Irathra/Aanalar, banned with enough loot to make what Michaelous lost look like noob gear

Drunken Durfin
10-28-2010, 08:07 PM
Oh good, now I don't have to start a separate thread to ask.. what happened to Baelog? All I heard was he said fuck a whole bunch of times and now he's gone.

He did a little more than that.

WRoss
10-28-2010, 08:07 PM
Baelog was harassing the Solhaven people after they got awards last invasion, so he got banned for a month. After that, he blew up and was cussing a ton and wouldn't cooperate with GMs. Who knows what happened in the Consultation Lounge, but likely wasn't good, so he has a 60 day ban.

Drunken Durfin
10-28-2010, 08:11 PM
Baelog was harassing the Solhaven people after they got awards last invasion, so he got banned for a month. After that, he blew up and was cussing a ton and wouldn't cooperate with GMs. Who knows what happened in the Consultation Lounge, but likely wasn't good, so he has a 60 day ban.

When he asked me to send a letter to feedback on his behalf he told me that he was permabanned, not 60-days.

As for what happened in the lounge, he sent me the log:

R>mst bri
You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
You explode into a fury of strikes and ripostes, moving with a singular purpose and will!
You swing a silver-edged ebony footman's hammer at Bristenn!
AS: +505 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +27 = +332
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Bones in left arm crack.
You swing a silver-edged ebony footman's hammer at Bristenn!
AS: +505 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +24 = +329
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Bones in left arm crack.
You swing a silver-edged ebony footman's hammer at Bristenn!
AS: +505 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +2 = +307
... and hit for 25 points of damage!
Cut over Bristenn's left eye.

** Your ebony footman's hammer sprays forth a shower of pure water! **

You swing a silver-edged ebony footman's hammer at Bristenn!
AS: +505 vs DS: +222 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +41 = +361
... and hit for 42 points of damage!
Left kneecap smashed into pulp.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!

Your series of strikes and ripostes leaves you winded and out of position.
Roundtime: 11 sec.
Roundtime changed to 7 seconds.
You notice that things have returned to their normal speed.

[ MStrike Cooldown: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. ]

Bristenn staggers about trying to shake the stun!
R>at
Bristenn shakes with a sudden rage and breaks free of his motionless state!
The berserker's rage leaves Bristenn's eyes.
You swing a silver-edged ebony footman's hammer at Bristenn!
AS: +505 vs DS: +287 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +33 = +288
... and hit for 28 points of damage!
Mighty blow cracks several ribs.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Bristenn attempts to kick you!
MB: 325 vs MB: 162 = 163 -- Gain advantage!
Hard to follow! Fantastic position.
THT 60, d100 roll: 96, modified: 259
and hits for 82 points of damage!
... +24 extra hits. Double spin flying roundhouse shatters skull and
turns brain to jelly. Foe dies instantly!
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The faint blue glow fades from around your hands.
You feel your extra strength departing.
The shimmering aura fades from around you.
You sense that your attunement to the minds of others has ceased.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
You become solid again.
The powerful look leaves you.
The dim aura fades from around you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
A faint silvery glow fades from around you.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
(If you wish to dismiss this murder charge, use ACCUSE DISMISS Bristenn.)

Someone yells, "Murder by Bristenn! Call the Baronial Lieutenant!"

Bristenn kicks you hard in the shin!

Bristenn slowly empties his lungs.

Bristenn suddenly slides east.

You deeply ask, "Wow, think your lucky enough?"

Eugenides just arrived.

Eugenides glances at you.

Eugenides glances at Barvalt.

Speaking accusingly to Barvalt, Eugenides exclaims, "Murderer!"

Barvalt says, "Werent me."

Eugenides lifts his hand and points a trembling finger at Barvalt.

Eugenides yells, "Murderer!"

Barvalt says, "Wrong place."

From nearby, you hear Bristenn yell, "Self defense! Universal pardon!"

Bristenn slowly empties his lungs.

Speaking tiredly to you, Bristenn says, "It's time to stop, you know."

Strydyr stares off into space.

Speaking to you, Bristenn says, "Even that isn't going to work, so please, just give up."

Barvalt scratches his head.

Bristenn shrugs at Barvalt.

Speaking tiredly to Astari, Bristenn asks, ".. heal him?"

Your rolaren field plate suddenly shifts and falls out of alignment.

Astari glares eastward.

Strydyr stares off into space.

You deeply say, "Fuck off."

Speaking to Astari, Strydyr says, "I think you probably shouldn't."

Astari flatly says, "That would be a no then."

Strydyr stares off into space.

You deeply say, "And fuck you Bristenn, you fucking unbelieveably lucky bitch."

Strydyr glances at you.

Bristenn sheepishly says, "I, er."

Bristenn embarrassedly agrees, ".. yes."

Bristenn runs a hand through his short brown hair, trying to make himself presentable.

You deeply say, "How is it that I hit you for over 305 damage and your still alive, and randomly one piece of shit Voln Fu kick kills me.."

Speaking to you, Bristenn asks, ".. three .. oh .. what?"

Strydyr stares off into space.

You deeply say, "Don't play dumb with me, no way you have THAT much health."

Bristenn adds, "Also," he wiggles his fingers within his gauntlets a bit, ".. you forget I'm a Master in the Holy Order."

Bristenn states, "It's called, Symbol of Restoration."

Sovine says, "Hmm."

You deeply ask, "Was that somehow inbetween you breaking stun and me warcrying you again?"

***


************************************************** ******



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************************************************** ***********


Bristenn says, "I'm just as surprised as you are that I pulled it off, in all honesty."

You deeply say, "Suuure, that's what it was."

Bristenn adds, "But, I've done crazier things."

Speaking to Eugenides, Bristenn asks, "Like that one time, am I right?"

Bristenn just nudged Eugenides.

Speaking gently to Bristenn, Eugenides says, "Only because I let you."

Bristenn slowly empties his lungs.

A peglegged cat prowls about the street, limp not diminishing his intimidating saunter in the least.

Speaking tiredly to you, Bristenn says, "Otherwise, I can call for a cleric, or take you to Kindarel and replace the money, and the .. four deeds."

Speaking to Astari, Sovine asks, "I felt things were rather chaotic when I woke, is it over these two arguin?"

Speaking to Sovine, Astari says, "It has been a long evening."

Ichiko glances at you.

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you say, "Or you can kiss my ass."

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you say, "I'll be back, and next time I won't play fair."

Ichiko asks, "I got woken up for this?"

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you ask, "Ever hear of Focus Implode rods?"

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you say, "You'll be seeing some."

Bristenn scratches his head.

Sovine chuckles.

Bristenn slowly says, "That doesn't sound fun."

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you say, "You wanna be a cheap arse and use Voln Fu, fine. I'll just use completely unfair tactics too."

Sovine says, "I am not really sure what exaclty playing fair means to begin with."

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you say, "I don't mind serving some time in the stocks to implode you over an' over."

Bristenn runs a hand through his short brown hair, trying to make himself presentable.

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you say, "Maybe I'll see if I can't get some Quake imbeds made. Perhaps something completely different."

Astari buries her face in her hands.

You feel yourself being pulled away...
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping.
Obvious exits: none
You are healed.
You are healed.

You deeply say, "That was redundant."
Flannihan suddenly fades into sight beside you.

You see GameMaster Flannihan.
He appears to be a Dwarf.
He is average height and appears to be middle-aged. He has heavy-lidded red eyes and tanned skin. He has shoulder length, spiky russet hair. He has a ruddy face and a long braided beard.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a buxom dwarven maiden doll, a red flannel nightshirt, a silver sundial, a large sack, some worn slate grey slippers, a weathered pale canvas satchel, and a faded green flannel nightcap with a floppy white tassel.

You roll your eyes.

You deeply say, "Here we go with this crap."

Flannihan asks, "Redundant?"

You deeply say, "Yeah, healing me twice."

You deeply say, "Re-dun-dant."

Flannihan says, "Ok, so lets deal with the language issue."

Flannihan says, "Completely unacceptable."

You deeply say, "Re-dun-dant. Adjective. 1. No longer needed or useful; superfluous."

You deeply say, "2. (of words or data) Able to be omitted without loss of meaning or function."

Flannihan says, "Least of my worries, or yours, right now."

You deeply say, "Whateva."

You deeply say, "I know your going to lock me out, you goose-stepping, hand rasier."

Flannihan says, "First I would like to clarify that you understand that your use of vulgarities is against policy and is unacceptable in the game environment."

You deeply ask, "Yeah?"

You deeply ask, "Really?"

You deeply say, "No I didn't get that this was all Carebears and Disney Land."

Flannihan asks, "Is that something you understand, or do you need it explained?"

You deeply say, "Horrible, deplorable acts of violence are OKAY, as long as you don't say any dirty words."

Flannihan asks, "Is the vulgarity policy something you understand, or do you need it explained?"

You deeply say, "Horrible, deplorable acts of violence are OKAY, as long as you don't say any dirty words."

You deeply ask, "Do I need to repeat the South Park quote?"

Flannihan asks, "Do I need to repeat my question?"

You deeply say, "Stop answering questions with questions."

You deeply say, "So, you gonna lock me out or just ask me "Is the vulgarity policy something you understand, or do you need it explained?" until I turn blue."

You deeply exclaim, "Oh wait!"

You hold your breath until you nearly turn blue!

You deeply say, "Nope, almost."

Flannihan says, "Ok, well then I will be assuming that you do know the vulgarity policy and do not need it explained to you as it has been mentioned to you multiple times in the past."

Flannihan says, "I have issued a Warn for the vulgarity."

You deeply say, "And a 60 day lockout, yadda yadda yadda."

You deeply say, "If I do it again I'll be permabanned or something equally retarded, like a 90 day lockout."

Flannihan says, "And will be requesting a lockout, based on the number of previous warnings, and on the repeated nature of the violations witnessed during this occurance."

You deeply ask, "Well good for fucking you, you second-rate piece of shit excuse for a GM. How's that?"

Flannihan asks, "Do you have any questions before I go?"

You deeply ask, "Yeah, does your dad or your mom like it up the ass?"

Flannihan says, "I'll take that as a no."

You deeply say, "That was a question, dickhead."

You deeply ask, "See the question mark at the end?"

You deeply say, "Fucking idiot."

Flannihan says, "I will not be returning you to the game at this time."

You deeply say, "WELL NO SHIT."

Flannihan nods to you.

Flannihan gestures and a shaft of scintillating light from somewhere above pierces the ceiling and engulfs him. When the light recedes Flannihan is no longer there.

You feel yourself being pulled away...

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milesalpha
10-28-2010, 08:26 PM
Most infamous is of Course Irathra/Aanalar, banned with enough loot to make what Michaelous lost look like noob gear

Please no...it hurts too much.

Archigeek
10-28-2010, 08:34 PM
Most infamous is of Course Irathra/Aanalar, banned with enough loot to make what Michaelous lost look like noob gear

Ah yes, the old ranger rod gang. Apparently setting up an assembly line that nets you a quarter of a billion silvers in short order from foraging/infusing is frowned upon in some circles. I forget who else got caught up in that, but Irathra was already on thin ice I think.

I'm sure Aanalar's original player still cringes.

WRoss
10-28-2010, 08:47 PM
When he asked me to send a letter to feedback on his behalf he told me that he was permabanned, not 60-days.

As for what happened in the lounge, he sent me the log:

R>mst bri
You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
You explode into a fury of strikes and ripostes, moving with a singular purpose and will!
You swing a silver-edged ebony footman's hammer at Bristenn!
AS: +505 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +27 = +332
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Bones in left arm crack.
You swing a silver-edged ebony footman's hammer at Bristenn!
AS: +505 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +24 = +329
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Bones in left arm crack.
You swing a silver-edged ebony footman's hammer at Bristenn!
AS: +505 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +2 = +307
... and hit for 25 points of damage!
Cut over Bristenn's left eye.

** Your ebony footman's hammer sprays forth a shower of pure water! **

You swing a silver-edged ebony footman's hammer at Bristenn!
AS: +505 vs DS: +222 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +41 = +361
... and hit for 42 points of damage!
Left kneecap smashed into pulp.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!

Your series of strikes and ripostes leaves you winded and out of position.
Roundtime: 11 sec.
Roundtime changed to 7 seconds.
You notice that things have returned to their normal speed.

[ MStrike Cooldown: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. ]

Bristenn staggers about trying to shake the stun!
R>at
Bristenn shakes with a sudden rage and breaks free of his motionless state!
The berserker's rage leaves Bristenn's eyes.
You swing a silver-edged ebony footman's hammer at Bristenn!
AS: +505 vs DS: +287 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +33 = +288
... and hit for 28 points of damage!
Mighty blow cracks several ribs.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Bristenn attempts to kick you!
MB: 325 vs MB: 162 = 163 -- Gain advantage!
Hard to follow! Fantastic position.
THT 60, d100 roll: 96, modified: 259
and hits for 82 points of damage!
... +24 extra hits. Double spin flying roundhouse shatters skull and
turns brain to jelly. Foe dies instantly!
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The faint blue glow fades from around your hands.
You feel your extra strength departing.
The shimmering aura fades from around you.
You sense that your attunement to the minds of others has ceased.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
You become solid again.
The powerful look leaves you.
The dim aura fades from around you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
A faint silvery glow fades from around you.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
(If you wish to dismiss this murder charge, use ACCUSE DISMISS Bristenn.)

Someone yells, "Murder by Bristenn! Call the Baronial Lieutenant!"

Bristenn kicks you hard in the shin!

Bristenn slowly empties his lungs.

Bristenn suddenly slides east.

You deeply ask, "Wow, think your lucky enough?"

Eugenides just arrived.

Eugenides glances at you.

Eugenides glances at Barvalt.

Speaking accusingly to Barvalt, Eugenides exclaims, "Murderer!"

Barvalt says, "Werent me."

Eugenides lifts his hand and points a trembling finger at Barvalt.

Eugenides yells, "Murderer!"

Barvalt says, "Wrong place."

From nearby, you hear Bristenn yell, "Self defense! Universal pardon!"

Bristenn slowly empties his lungs.

Speaking tiredly to you, Bristenn says, "It's time to stop, you know."

Strydyr stares off into space.

Speaking to you, Bristenn says, "Even that isn't going to work, so please, just give up."

Barvalt scratches his head.

Bristenn shrugs at Barvalt.

Speaking tiredly to Astari, Bristenn asks, ".. heal him?"

Your rolaren field plate suddenly shifts and falls out of alignment.

Astari glares eastward.

Strydyr stares off into space.

You deeply say, "Fuck off."

Speaking to Astari, Strydyr says, "I think you probably shouldn't."

Astari flatly says, "That would be a no then."

Strydyr stares off into space.

You deeply say, "And fuck you Bristenn, you fucking unbelieveably lucky bitch."

Strydyr glances at you.

Bristenn sheepishly says, "I, er."

Bristenn embarrassedly agrees, ".. yes."

Bristenn runs a hand through his short brown hair, trying to make himself presentable.

You deeply say, "How is it that I hit you for over 305 damage and your still alive, and randomly one piece of shit Voln Fu kick kills me.."

Speaking to you, Bristenn asks, ".. three .. oh .. what?"

Strydyr stares off into space.

You deeply say, "Don't play dumb with me, no way you have THAT much health."

Bristenn adds, "Also," he wiggles his fingers within his gauntlets a bit, ".. you forget I'm a Master in the Holy Order."

Bristenn states, "It's called, Symbol of Restoration."

Sovine says, "Hmm."

You deeply ask, "Was that somehow inbetween you breaking stun and me warcrying you again?"

***


************************************************** ******



Baelog, this is an official warning, that Vulgarity is against GemStone IV policy. If you persist in ignoring these warnings, you risk losing permanent access to GemStone IV on all of your accounts.

If you feel this warning was received in error, please speak to a GameHost by typing ASSIST REQUEST.

You can also learn more about GemStone IV policies online, by typing POLICY while in the game or by visiting http://www.play.net/gs4/gamepolicy.asp.



************************************************** ***********


Bristenn says, "I'm just as surprised as you are that I pulled it off, in all honesty."

You deeply say, "Suuure, that's what it was."

Bristenn adds, "But, I've done crazier things."

Speaking to Eugenides, Bristenn asks, "Like that one time, am I right?"

Bristenn just nudged Eugenides.

Speaking gently to Bristenn, Eugenides says, "Only because I let you."

Bristenn slowly empties his lungs.

A peglegged cat prowls about the street, limp not diminishing his intimidating saunter in the least.

Speaking tiredly to you, Bristenn says, "Otherwise, I can call for a cleric, or take you to Kindarel and replace the money, and the .. four deeds."

Speaking to Astari, Sovine asks, "I felt things were rather chaotic when I woke, is it over these two arguin?"

Speaking to Sovine, Astari says, "It has been a long evening."

Ichiko glances at you.

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you say, "Or you can kiss my ass."

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you say, "I'll be back, and next time I won't play fair."

Ichiko asks, "I got woken up for this?"

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you ask, "Ever hear of Focus Implode rods?"

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you say, "You'll be seeing some."

Bristenn scratches his head.

Sovine chuckles.

Bristenn slowly says, "That doesn't sound fun."

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you say, "You wanna be a cheap arse and use Voln Fu, fine. I'll just use completely unfair tactics too."

Sovine says, "I am not really sure what exaclty playing fair means to begin with."

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you say, "I don't mind serving some time in the stocks to implode you over an' over."

Bristenn runs a hand through his short brown hair, trying to make himself presentable.

Speaking deeply to Bristenn, you say, "Maybe I'll see if I can't get some Quake imbeds made. Perhaps something completely different."

Astari buries her face in her hands.

You feel yourself being pulled away...
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping.
Obvious exits: none
You are healed.
You are healed.

You deeply say, "That was redundant."
Flannihan suddenly fades into sight beside you.

You see GameMaster Flannihan.
He appears to be a Dwarf.
He is average height and appears to be middle-aged. He has heavy-lidded red eyes and tanned skin. He has shoulder length, spiky russet hair. He has a ruddy face and a long braided beard.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a buxom dwarven maiden doll, a red flannel nightshirt, a silver sundial, a large sack, some worn slate grey slippers, a weathered pale canvas satchel, and a faded green flannel nightcap with a floppy white tassel.

You roll your eyes.

You deeply say, "Here we go with this crap."

Flannihan asks, "Redundant?"

You deeply say, "Yeah, healing me twice."

You deeply say, "Re-dun-dant."

Flannihan says, "Ok, so lets deal with the language issue."

Flannihan says, "Completely unacceptable."

You deeply say, "Re-dun-dant. Adjective. 1. No longer needed or useful; superfluous."

You deeply say, "2. (of words or data) Able to be omitted without loss of meaning or function."

Flannihan says, "Least of my worries, or yours, right now."

You deeply say, "Whateva."

You deeply say, "I know your going to lock me out, you goose-stepping, hand rasier."

Flannihan says, "First I would like to clarify that you understand that your use of vulgarities is against policy and is unacceptable in the game environment."

You deeply ask, "Yeah?"

You deeply ask, "Really?"

You deeply say, "No I didn't get that this was all Carebears and Disney Land."

Flannihan asks, "Is that something you understand, or do you need it explained?"

You deeply say, "Horrible, deplorable acts of violence are OKAY, as long as you don't say any dirty words."

Flannihan asks, "Is the vulgarity policy something you understand, or do you need it explained?"

You deeply say, "Horrible, deplorable acts of violence are OKAY, as long as you don't say any dirty words."

You deeply ask, "Do I need to repeat the South Park quote?"

Flannihan asks, "Do I need to repeat my question?"

You deeply say, "Stop answering questions with questions."

You deeply say, "So, you gonna lock me out or just ask me "Is the vulgarity policy something you understand, or do you need it explained?" until I turn blue."

You deeply exclaim, "Oh wait!"

You hold your breath until you nearly turn blue!

You deeply say, "Nope, almost."

Flannihan says, "Ok, well then I will be assuming that you do know the vulgarity policy and do not need it explained to you as it has been mentioned to you multiple times in the past."

Flannihan says, "I have issued a Warn for the vulgarity."

You deeply say, "And a 60 day lockout, yadda yadda yadda."

You deeply say, "If I do it again I'll be permabanned or something equally retarded, like a 90 day lockout."

Flannihan says, "And will be requesting a lockout, based on the number of previous warnings, and on the repeated nature of the violations witnessed during this occurance."

You deeply ask, "Well good for fucking you, you second-rate piece of shit excuse for a GM. How's that?"

Flannihan asks, "Do you have any questions before I go?"

You deeply ask, "Yeah, does your dad or your mom like it up the ass?"

Flannihan says, "I'll take that as a no."

You deeply say, "That was a question, dickhead."

You deeply ask, "See the question mark at the end?"

You deeply say, "Fucking idiot."

Flannihan says, "I will not be returning you to the game at this time."

You deeply say, "WELL NO SHIT."

Flannihan nods to you.

Flannihan gestures and a shaft of scintillating light from somewhere above pierces the ceiling and engulfs him. When the light recedes Flannihan is no longer there.

You feel yourself being pulled away...

[The Cell]
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Obvious exits: none
>report Hey you fucking idiots, how long am I locked out for
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At least he was kinda funny for once.

Kuyuk
10-28-2010, 08:47 PM
I lol'd a little bit at that log.

Mogonis
10-28-2010, 08:53 PM
Baelog expects people to vouch for his character after a log like that?

4a6c1
10-28-2010, 08:54 PM
I lol'd a little bit at that log.

x2

Sheikh
10-28-2010, 09:00 PM
Most infamous is of Course Irathra/Aanalar, banned with enough loot to make what Michaelous lost look like noob gear

What all gear did they have, Michaelous had some incredible stuff.

Jace Solo
10-28-2010, 09:11 PM
Weren't they the ones that were banned for duping items?

milesalpha
10-28-2010, 09:16 PM
Ah yes, the old ranger rod gang. Apparently setting up an assembly line that nets you a quarter of a billion silvers in short order from foraging/infusing is frowned upon in some circles. I forget who else got caught up in that, but Irathra was already on thin ice I think.

I'm sure Aanalar's original player still cringes.

He does.

Tgo01
10-28-2010, 09:16 PM
"You deeply say, "I know your going to lock me out, you goose-stepping, hand rasier.""

Goose-stepping hand raiser? Really?

milesalpha
10-28-2010, 09:24 PM
What all gear did they have, Michaelous had some incredible stuff.

It has been a while and my memory isn't what is used to be, but some of my favorities were a shroud with spell shield 3x day, belt of heroism, 10x padded robes, 10x shield, a stone that gave me clerical teleport power (this was before familiar gate so it was really handy), my veil iron staff signifying the archmage of the dark elves (indestructable, rechargeable lightning bolt), and certainly not the least, my workshop. I had several more rechargeables concentrating on spells defending against the spirit realm, not even Thalior could zap me when I was self spelled.

But then this was 1998 before a lot of stuff piled up and before real money had really come into play. Tedra bought a lot of stuff for cash, she must have an incredible pile out there.

Danical
10-28-2010, 09:27 PM
What all gear did they have, Michaelous had some incredible stuff.

For starters, Irathra had the chalice or whatever that would restore your spirit if you drank out of it. All it required was a white flask to fill it up.

crb
10-28-2010, 09:32 PM
Ah yes, the old ranger rod gang. Apparently setting up an assembly line that nets you a quarter of a billion silvers in short order from foraging/infusing is frowned upon in some circles. I forget who else got caught up in that, but Irathra was already on thin ice I think.

I'm sure Aanalar's original player still cringes.


Dizman DaNinjaBro was another as I recall.

Drunken Durfin
10-28-2010, 10:11 PM
For starters, Irathra had the chalice or whatever that would restore your spirit if you drank out of it. All it required was a white flask to fill it up.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s214/Korosu_Itai/Foros/Holy_Shit.jpg

Stanley Burrell
10-28-2010, 10:40 PM
Trying to think back whether or not Briars was actually banned. ..?

Regallis
10-28-2010, 10:40 PM
http://elonka.com/mirrors/CFT/coverstory.html

Remember this one? Bloodwrath from Dragonsrealms, as I recall he got reinstated I believe.

Archigeek
10-28-2010, 10:41 PM
What all gear did they have, Michaelous had some incredible stuff.

Well for starters, she had Aanalar, one of the most famous and well respected mages in the lands. And a lot of other stuff. She also lost a set of armor pretty much like mine by being stupid and leaving it in a disk, back in the days when crashes were quite common, but that had nothing to do with her being banned. I'm sure it's a long list of goodies though.

Stanley Burrell
10-28-2010, 10:43 PM
Don't forget all those blah-blah-blah-Juju names right after the move from AOL. Not exactly infamy, but a small bit of nostalgia for those who remember it.

phantasm
10-28-2010, 10:45 PM
"You deeply say, "I know your going to lock me out, you goose-stepping, hand rasier.""

Goose-stepping hand raiser? Really?

http://oi55.tinypic.com/2pz03fq.jpg

Jack
10-28-2010, 10:48 PM
For starters, Irathra had the chalice or whatever that would restore your spirit if you drank out of it. All it required was a white flask to fill it up.

I was the one who sold it to her. It was an auction item I got for like 20k because nobody else bid. A decantur of blessed wine, or some such. One drink would instantly heal all wounds, scars, and health, and it had a bug in it that would raise your spirit to 10, if you had a max that was less than 10. The refill by white flask was also a bug. I think I traded it for some hideously ugly 10x brigandine, and a 10x shield. The brigandine is almost famous for it's ugliness. Something about a wolf and a cliff, and saying Legend Ranger....

Tgo01
10-28-2010, 10:52 PM
http://oi55.tinypic.com/2pz03fq.jpg

I still think calling him a Nazi would have been more effective. Trying too hard to be funny usually fails and that guy failed a lot.

Gnomad
10-28-2010, 10:52 PM
Step number 1 to tell your argument isn't very good:


You deeply ask, "Do I need to repeat the South Park quote?"

WRoss
10-28-2010, 11:10 PM
here's some nice infamy

[LNet]-GSIV:Sartanis: "begins kissing his way down, moving slowly to your breasts. He gently begins tounging your nipples."

Hilts
10-28-2010, 11:51 PM
imfamous ban, Burzmalli for attacking merchants.. (he rp'd it as he should have imo)

Drunken Durfin
10-29-2010, 12:50 AM
here's some nice infamy

[LNet]-GSIV:Sartanis: "begins kissing his way down, moving slowly to your breasts. He gently begins tounging your nipples."

Jezuz...that was my cleric (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=657883&postcount=3340).

Seeing one of your characters that you worked on turned into...that...is the main reason I'll never sell Durfin even though I will most likely never return to Prime.

Kitsun
10-29-2010, 01:22 AM
Baelog expects people to vouch for his character after a log like that?

I was wondering if he blanketed that message to everyone or if he was so dumb he forgot I blocked him on AIM.

GSKynthelig
10-29-2010, 01:29 AM
Jezuz...that was my cleric (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=657883&postcount=3340).

Seeing one of your characters that you worked on turned into...that...is the main reason I'll never sell Durfin even though I will most likely never return to Prime.

You aren't happy they are scoring?

WRoss
10-29-2010, 01:31 AM
I got banned for a day for making a char named Hannahmontana and running around screaming "I promise I'm a virgin". Well, I got banned for renaming her into Andrasste. That was dumb, but the hannahmontana part was great.

Drew
10-29-2010, 01:48 AM
Hakonne didnt get banned, he walked away, sorta

Emphasis on the "sorta".


"You can't fire me! I QUIT!"

emo hero james
10-29-2010, 02:23 AM
THE BAE-LOG

Haha, a little backstory on that mess is he challenged Bristenn to a duel, lost, came back a second time and lost, attacked a third while I was in the middle of crashing and surprisingly lost again, and that right there is his fourth attempt, and it was a sneak attack.

This, despite having a good number of levels on me and better gear.

In conclusion, I lol'd.

Archigeek
10-29-2010, 02:29 AM
I got banned for a day for making a char named Hannahmontana and running around screaming "I promise I'm a virgin". Well, I got banned for renaming her into Andrasste. That was dumb, but the hannahmontana part was great.

Reminds me of "Buuud" Wheis" and "Errh" walking up onto the hearthstone steps a long time ago. I couldn't help but laugh.

Danical
10-29-2010, 03:30 AM
Emphasis on the "sorta".


"You can't fire me! I QUIT!"

I think you're being too generous. Seriously.

Parkbandit
10-29-2010, 06:48 AM
I'd like to know why Hakonne got banned

I think his super son Anticor reported him for touching him in ways that made him uncomfortable.

Tolwynn
10-29-2010, 08:00 AM
I think I traded it for some hideously ugly 10x brigandine, and a 10x shield. The brigandine is almost famous for it's ugliness. Something about a wolf and a cliff, and saying Legend Ranger....

Brig was 9x as I recall, and looked rather special indeed:

some sleek black armor emblazoned with a massive grey wolf atop a narrow ledge with the words "Legend Ranger" carved into the cliff wall.

AnticorRifling
10-29-2010, 08:30 AM
I think his super son Anticor reported him for touching him in ways that made him uncomfortable.

You're really getting old. Hakonne != Hasheek

RichardCranium
10-29-2010, 08:58 AM
Trying to think back whether or not Briars was actually banned. ..?


Nope.

Parkbandit
10-29-2010, 09:52 AM
You're really getting old. Hakonne != Hasheek

:rofl:

Son of a...

Fortybox
10-29-2010, 10:32 AM
From the DR article posted:


Games like DragonRealms — referred to in computer jargon as "massively multi-player games" — have grown into a huge business on the internet. In 1999, Simutronics Corp. — the maker of DragonRealms and a similar games — made Inc magazine’s list of the 500 fastest-growing companies in America, with a staggering 975 percent growth in just five years. The company has about 50,000 registered users who pay $9.95 or more per month. More than 1,000 people are simultaneously logged onto DragonRealms during peak hours.

... LOL

Warriorbird
10-29-2010, 10:59 AM
Haha, a little backstory on that mess is he challenged Bristenn to a duel, lost, came back a second time and lost, attacked a third while I was in the middle of crashing and surprisingly lost again, and that right there is his fourth attempt, and it was a sneak attack.

This, despite having a good number of levels on me and better gear.

In conclusion, I lol'd.

I was in fact entertained.

kookiegod
10-29-2010, 11:03 AM
Meditation chimes..../sob

audioserf
10-29-2010, 11:27 AM
I miss Briars. That guy owned... what happened to him? I guess he just quit.

I remember a lot of these names, I remember Irathra being capable of being a bitch but can't remember if I got into it with her or not as Bigmond.

Buckwheet
10-29-2010, 11:28 AM
Banauge is probably my favorite of the banned characters.

crb
10-29-2010, 11:55 AM
He didn't get banned, he got level raped down to level 30, then gave away his char to a friend.

His friend might have later been banned, but Banauge didn't get banned for his scripting.

Buckwheet
10-29-2010, 11:57 AM
Hrm, I thought he had a website at one point that detailed what he did and mentioned he was banned from playing.

Oh well, I revise my statement anyways, he is my favorite of the notorious players.

peam
10-29-2010, 12:17 PM
Fucking Beautifulgreen. That bitch was annoying.

diethx
10-29-2010, 01:36 PM
I got banned for a day for making a char named Hannahmontana and running around screaming "I promise I'm a virgin". Well, I got banned for renaming her into Andrasste. That was dumb, but the hannahmontana part was great.

Haha, that reminds me of once in the late 90's, some friends and I rolled up the Spice Girls and went running around being inappropriate. Good fun. We didn't get in trouble beyond having to rename after a little while, though.

Sean
10-29-2010, 02:05 PM
Don't forget all those blah-blah-blah-Juju names right after the move from AOL. Not exactly infamy, but a small bit of nostalgia for those who remember it.

They had nothing on Hammerrhead

joehollywood
10-29-2010, 02:06 PM
I'll tell you what I want

What I really, really want...

Warriorbird
10-29-2010, 04:41 PM
They had nothing on Hammerrhead

He was kinda a beast.

Parkbandit
10-29-2010, 05:41 PM
Fucking Beautifulgreen. That bitch was annoying.

/agreed

Fucking bitch farming zombies and tree spirits.

waywardgs
10-29-2010, 06:07 PM
/agreed

Fucking bitch farming zombies and tree spirits.

Wasn't it like three bitches? Roomates or some such... that's what I remember.

LE Roguess Z
10-29-2010, 06:11 PM
Fucking Beautifulgreen. That bitch was annoying.

Gawds what a goober name.

Thankfully I never had to deal with her, but her reputation definately preceeded her.

Somehow your mention of her name brings to my mind the name Edward. Not that I recall that he was banned. Perhaps the only connection about the two characters was that they were both level/hunting whores?

Wasn't his nickname Deadward, because he died a cubic assload ton?

As long as I'm here, which mage had the workshop in Coopers? It had the blue knob that would shock you.

'Mmm, whats this do?' ZAP!