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Fortybox
10-27-2010, 11:08 PM
And let's open the poll up folks! Who is going to be the douchiest douchebag of them all?

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/american-idol-pants-ground-fool-douche-douchebag-bag-demotivational-poster-1264540378.jpg
Spooky
10-27-2010, 11:24 PM
I vote for Fortybox.

^^ Still has the best avatar on PC
Fortybox
10-27-2010, 11:25 PM
I vote for Fortybox.

^^ Still has the best avatar on PC

Due to the scientific measurements involved in conducting this poll, I must respectfully bow out of the competition.
Drunken Durfin
10-27-2010, 11:41 PM
The poll option wording made me spit my drink. Good job.
Sheikh
10-28-2010, 12:03 AM
I vote for Fortybox.

^^ Still has the best avatar on PC

But WHO is Fortybox this week, and will he ever hit 50??????
Lolleia
10-28-2010, 06:40 AM
But WHO is Fortybox this week, and will he ever hit 50??????
^^^
And why the hell isn't Michaelous included in this poll??
Fatsix
10-28-2010, 08:00 AM
But WHO is Fortybox this week, and will he ever hit 50??????

Unfortunately he has achieved level 50. He probably will reroll shortly.
Fortybox
10-28-2010, 10:14 AM
^^^
And why the hell isn't Michaelous included in this poll??

Michaelous' doucheness to actual impact ratio is relatively small. Should this ratio change maybe he will be in next year's lineup.

And I think I broke the lvl 40's curse! I finally did hit 50 yesterday, ZOMG.
Bhaalizmo
10-28-2010, 10:20 AM
Sluntty / Jaimaltz for the win! Fucking douchenozzles.

I'd have to agree about Michaelous. He has annoying potential, but doesn't deliver.
Fatsix
10-28-2010, 10:24 AM
183 views, 21 votes..
Lolleia
10-28-2010, 10:32 AM
I voted for we are winning Mordechai just because that one cracked me up the most.
Fatsix
10-28-2010, 10:38 AM
Yeah, he sounded like the commander of the Iraq army. "We have them surrounded, they will be surrendering shortly" NOT!
Lolleia
10-28-2010, 10:44 AM
There were many times that I'd be listening to him in Marlu chat spewing his propaganda and I'd get the giggles. It was entertaining there at the end for sure. I still wish he'd been around when Mooch came out of the mole closet.
Fatsix
10-28-2010, 10:49 AM
He might be in hiding, but I doubt he could keep his mouth shut for this long.
Lolleia
10-28-2010, 10:52 AM
I really think he's gone. As far as I know he hasn't contacted anyone. And you're right, he wouldn't have been able to resist the urge to justify himself after all those Marlu logs were posted.
BriarFox
10-28-2010, 10:56 AM
I really think he's gone. As far as I know he hasn't contacted anyone. And you're right, he wouldn't have been able to resist the urge to justify himself after all those Marlu logs were posted.

He showed up briefly with a new handle (Karselyn) a few weeks ago, mumbling about how he was different now:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=51734&highlight=mordechai
Lolleia
10-28-2010, 11:07 AM
How the hell did I miss this drama?? Why did that handle get banned? I need updates nao.
calidus
10-28-2010, 11:40 AM
He showed up briefly with a new handle (Karselyn) a few weeks ago, mumbling about how he was different now:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=51734&highlight=mordechai

I guess Howard evolved and is too good for his old friends now
Drunken Durfin
10-28-2010, 11:42 AM
The fact that he is not winning the poll is a testament to how short people's memories are in this game. Sad for him. His Marlu cult failed, and now his notoriety is fading. Poor Mordiepoo...no legacy.
Fortybox
10-28-2010, 11:47 AM
There were many times that I'd be listening to him in Marlu chat spewing his propaganda and I'd get the giggles. It was entertaining there at the end for sure. I still wish he'd been around when Mooch came out of the mole closet.

I think he still plays as another character. Ooo conspiracy theory.
Bhaalizmo
10-28-2010, 11:48 AM
I think he still plays as another character. Ooo conspiracy theory.

Omg it's Michaelous!
Fortybox
10-28-2010, 11:51 AM
Omg it's Michaelous!

I knew it!

http://movieposters.2038.net/p/Conspiracy-Theory.jpg
Fatsix
10-28-2010, 12:34 PM
The fact that he is not winning the poll is a testament to how short people's memories are in this game. Sad for him. His Marlu cult failed, and now his notoriety is fading. Poor Mordiepoo...no legacy.

I wonder if the is till the state laser tag champion. He must be practicing extra hard, or he just quit life all together from all the loses.
KingKatze
10-28-2010, 01:21 PM
I only have 3 votes you motherfuckers! Vote me god damnit or the griefing shall begin! That is all.

Katze Darkshot, Assassin King of the Luukosian Deathguard :medieval:
Fortybox
10-28-2010, 01:26 PM
I only have 3 votes you motherfuckers! Vote me god damnit or the griefing shall begin! That is all.

Katze Darkshot, Assassin King of the Luukosian Deathguard :medieval:

Your "wife" is beating you!
KingKatze
10-28-2010, 01:33 PM
Your "wife" is beating you!

Guess word of mouth is more douchy than axe to skull....Who woulda guessed?

Katze Darkshot, Assassin King of the Luukosian Deathguard :medieval:
Deathravin
10-28-2010, 01:35 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Fortybox again.


Those descriptions are pure win
Drunken Durfin
10-28-2010, 01:37 PM
Your "wife" is beating you!

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/26/128801404238634046.jpg
diethx
10-28-2010, 05:38 PM
What are you talking about... killing people in Gemstone is serious business. I mean, death is downright catastrophic. How could anyone get more hate for anything, than those who kill people?
Fatsix
10-28-2010, 08:11 PM
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Fatsix
10-28-2010, 08:15 PM
pic to small, wtf
Fatsix
10-28-2010, 08:18 PM
same shit? I want this!

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/155050d1288275610-funny-strange-random-pics-249911.jpg
Fortybox
10-29-2010, 11:06 AM
Bumpadebump

Only 28 people? Cmon people.
Deathravin
10-29-2010, 11:18 AM
As for Jaimaltz & Sluntty extorting for the death's sting... the XP portion would have been either gone or down to 1-2 days remaining if he had just left everybody alone and been hunting this whole time.

Can't say I have any sympathy.
Valdarrow
10-29-2010, 12:21 PM
As for Jaimaltz & Sluntty extorting for the death's sting... the XP portion would have been either gone or down to 1-2 days remaining if he had just left everybody alone and been hunting this whole time.

Can't say I have any sympathy.

Yeah, he somehow found my AIM SN and sent me a series of IMs asking 1.5 million per body to be taken off his script for autokilling. Apprently he's got a script that just hunts people, so he's asking me why I have a problem with that if I'm okay with script hunting? Like script hunting creatures is the same as hunting player characters. Nice guy. I told him no.

Snacks/Bill/Heals...ex-shattered characters. :)
Fortybox
10-29-2010, 12:31 PM
Yeah, he somehow found my AIM SN and sent me a series of IMs asking 1.5 million per body to be taken off his script for autokilling. Apprently he's got a script that just hunts people, so he's asking me why I have a problem with that if I'm okay with script hunting? Like script hunting creatures is the same as hunting player characters. Nice guy. I told him no.

Snacks/Bill/Heals...ex-shattered characters. :)

You'd think he would learn from Mordechai that extortion doesn't work. And it is also totally unacceptable for him to be this way as the bad guy.

Everyone knows that in any movie sequel, the bad dude always has a better plan and is 10x more awesomesauce before the hero wins.
Drunken Durfin
10-29-2010, 02:23 PM
You'd think he would learn from Mordechai that extortion doesn't work. And it is also totally unacceptable for him to be this way as the bad guy.

Everyone knows that in any movie sequel, the bad dude always has a better plan and is 10x more awesomesauce before the hero wins.

I actually have a wonderful plan, that would totally work...but my interest in having multiple Shattered characters is failing.

Maybe after I cap my bard I'll give it a shot.