Willing to Sell

[joehollywood]

Willing to sell:

Full account transfer.

Level 3 Giantman Warrior.

Almost 4,000 silver between cash and equipment.

Can already wear Leather Breastplate, which is included.

Willing to accept serious cash offers only, or high end trades like a corasiene weapon or equivalent.

Get this offer while it's still warm, if I get him to level 4, the price is going up!!!

[Androidpk]

Are you willing to take payment plans?

[joehollywood]

Of course, but I insist upon at least 20% up front, a variable interest rate, and at least one significant piece of colateral.

Didn't fall off the turnip truck just yesterday, don'tchaknow

[Jace Solo]

Zomg stats duh! You cant expect me to dish out that kinda dough walling blindly into some sort of fixable, nonfixable stat skill set.

Puhleez, sounds like an awesome deal but do you think we just came off the turnip farm too?

[joehollywood]

That's a fair point and I apologize for only giving partial info.

Tell you what...I'll throw in 30 days worth of free fixstats and fixskills ( up to 5 times!!! )

No extra cost, lets just call it great customer service to close the deal...

Update!!!

Now Level 4 and a drake falchion will be included with the sale.

[Makkah]

This might be the dumbest thread ever created.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

[Mateius]

What? This thread wins.

[Mateius]

And Makkah so when can i pwn you in NCAA 2011? I been asking you since 2009

[Sheikh]

And Makkah so when can i pwn you in NCAA 2011? I been asking you since 2009

That is probably because it wasn't out then....

[Androidpk]

That is probably because it wasn't out then....

It's called time travel. Derp.

[joehollywood]

Speak of your video games and time travel all you want...

Just gets me to where I can carry the oraz!

We're talking big ticket money gents...

And if we're going to time travel AND play video games, I wanna play madden 02

I still remember all the formation tricks to that one, I miss the 20 sack games.

[Gompers]

How much redux are we talking here? Pretty sure lesser burrow orcs hit hard these days.

[joehollywood]

Oh you guys have been SOOO out of the loop.

You forget how progressive and fast moving this game of gemstone is!

This character can handle the imflass now, YO!

He's currently doing the sunfist "tour" and has burned down 4 camps, so you best start those offers coming in before the price triples.

[Methais]

Will you take trades? I have a capped wizard and a 50 something cleric I can offer.

[joehollywood]

Clerics...HAH...noone plays clerics anymore!

And a capped wizard? What the heck will I use that for?

I'm no rat immolatAr!

I appreciate the offer, but I'm looking for cold hard cash!!!

I'd be willing to consider trades for unique goods, but c'mon...really?

And the value just keeps on going up, this fella will be in brigandine by nightfall!

MWA HA HA!

[Jace Solo]

Alright, I've heard enough. I'll put down 1k hard cash plus a 10x DB jock strap.

Back of Methais! This one is mine!

[joehollywood]

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you underappreciate how much athletic supporters decline in value after they've been used.

[SourD]

Would you be willing to part with the breastplate alone?

[joehollywood]

I'm sorry, but I donated the breastplate to a needed traveller in the landing...I'm quite generous you see.

In it's place however is some twice enchanted brigandine armor!

Moooooovin on up!