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SuckerFish
10-19-2010, 07:57 AM
I was shocked to discover the two of them in the celler. Her laying on the table him with his face buried in her goods. It was disgusting. All I know is that I heard her call him Pinocchio, and she kept telling him to lie to her.
Parkbandit
10-19-2010, 08:02 AM
So, what you are saying, is that her boyfriend's nose is bigger than your dick.
SuckerFish
10-19-2010, 08:04 AM
So, what you are saying, is that her boyfriend's nose is bigger than your dick.

lol. Just admit that it was funny and move on.
Parkbandit
10-19-2010, 08:11 AM
lol. Just admit that it was funny and move on.

It was on the same hilarious scale as the "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke.
Showal
10-19-2010, 08:15 AM
I was shocked to discover the two of them in the celler. Her laying on the table him with his face buried in her goods. It was disgusting. All I know is that I heard her call him Pinocchio, and she kept telling him to lie to her.

Victor Mcarthur came here yesterday to help defend Magic The Gathering and this morning you found him with your girl? That's pretty fucked up.
Keller
10-19-2010, 09:34 AM
I'm just relieved that SotT didn't start this thread.
NocturnalRob
10-19-2010, 09:42 AM
I'm just relieved that SotT didn't start this thread.
I kind of wish he had just for the lol factor
Drew
10-19-2010, 09:44 AM
"Out of respect for your boyfriend I'll use my thumb."
MotleyCrew
10-19-2010, 05:58 PM
Great, just get rid of IW and this fucking moron shows up.
Kitsun
10-19-2010, 06:14 PM
Great, just get rid of IW and this fucking moron shows up.

Does anyone else not believe in coincidences?! Dun dun DUNN!
Warriorbird
10-19-2010, 06:44 PM
Does anyone else not believe in coincidences?! Dun dun DUNN!

Consequences will never be the same!
Showal
10-19-2010, 07:35 PM
Great, just get rid of IW and this fucking moron shows up.

This idiot was Imp, the guy who had a bunch of characters with the potential to be some of the most powerful characters in the game ... he also suggested that it was time to switch games to DDO.
phantasm
10-19-2010, 11:06 PM
A man and his wife are doing yard work.
Husband says to wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill."
She ignores the remark.
A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his wife while she is bending over working in a flower bed.
He measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed her husband starts to feel frisky.
She calmly responds,

"If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you ARE mistaken."