My Kid is AWESOME and this is Why...

[4a6c1]

A thread for PC moms and dads to post amusing details and/or deeds about their offpsring.

[Androidpk]

Yesterday me and Cameron built laser guns out of blocks so we could shoot the zorgons while watching Zathura.

[Delias]

My son continuously recreates the scene in the lion king where they fight on the edge of the cliff, but he does it using DINOSAURS.

[Tisket]

My son donned the bathrobe his cousin left here last weekend and insisted it was a cape like the one Obi Wan wore:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/obiwan2.jpg

You can't tell but his t-shirt is R2-D2. The kid has a serious Star Wars fetish and we are quite proud.

[Rucca]

Whenever I'm not feeling well, like a headache or whatever, my daughter will bring me her favorite flower pillow. "Here mommy, you need flower pillow." Then she will get a washcloth and wet it, then put it on my forehead. She has been doing this since she was two years old. She is such a love.

[AnticorRifling]

My boys can identify AC/DC and Queen songs by the opening riffs. SUCK ON THAT YOU OTHER FAIL PARENTS!!!!

[peam]

Pfffft....

My kid can sing along to The Pixies.

SLICING UP EYEBALLS
HAHAHAHO

[SuckerFish]

My boys can identify AC/DC and Queen songs by the opening riffs. SUCK ON THAT YOU OTHER FAIL PARENTS!!!!

My 3 year old kid's got quite a talent too I should say. I came into his room yesterday (which apparently he had called in an order overnight to have it refurnished and changed into an office), and there he was a holding a phone in his hand with two other kids in suits staring at me......then I got the hint and closed the door very slowly as to not make too much noise to "upset the mood".

So....yeah. I'm very interested to read some of your guys's stories.

[AnticorRifling]

Go douche up your own threads. We all know there's no way you convinced a girl to touch your penis.

[SuckerFish]

penis.

:nono:

[4a6c1]

ALALALALALAL! ALABALAKALA WHOOLOO I SUICIDE BOMB YOUR THRED HAHAHAH! BAM!

Bad. No you dont. ALTHOUGH. If your wife is actually pregnant you will have something to share soon. Right?

[Abilene]

My 18m old kissed the baby (my belly) yesterday! <3

[RichardCranium]

My eight year old (from my first marriage) told me yesterday that she needed a boyfriend so she doesn't end up lonely and bitter like her mom.

[Fatsix]

My eight year old (from my first marriage) told me yesterday that she needed a boyfriend so she doesn't end up lonely and bitter like her mom.

Ouch. NICE!

I'm just a proud father, no drama.

I got COD6 for christmas last year....(shitty camera phone)
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4148/5096523003_ec1b01fd15.jpg
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[Abilene]

My eight year old (from my first marriage) told me yesterday that she needed a boyfriend so she doesn't end up lonely and bitter like her mom.

Sounds like she needs a quaker oatmeal bar.

[Gan]

My 7 year old called me "dude" yesterday.

And apparently I don't have to worry about college because he constantly says "I know that" whenever we're going over something.

[Cephalopod]

I'd post in this thread, but I don't want you all to feel bad about how awesome my kids are.

[Fatsix]

Now hes addicted to PSP
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4110/5096523153_30aee517fa.jpg

And he can write Daddys' name
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4107/5097119454_febb6eb42d.jpg

[RichardCranium]

Did I mention my youngest is Strawberry Shortcake?













http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/100_1469.jpg

[Androidpk]

My boy to his mom.

"Where's your weenie? Did it fall off?"

[CrystalTears]

Did I mention my youngest is Strawberry Shortcake?

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/100_1469.jpg
OMG that is one seriously cute kid.

[RichardCranium]

My boy to his mom.

"Where's your weenie? Did it fall off?"

Why's he seeing the vag?

[Tordane]

Why's he seeing the vag?

Okay good. I'm not the only one who was thinking that.

[Androidpk]

He walked in on her changing is all.

[RichardCranium]

He walked in on her changing is all.

Yeah, I was joking. It happens. Mine still run in the bathroom when I'm showering.

[Methais]

Did I mention my youngest is Strawberry Shortcake?













http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/100_1469.jpg

Why is she smiling when there is no cake on her plate?

[drigore]

So I told Cassy, age 9, to eat her Lucky Charms, she promptly told me she couldn't because Lucky Charms without the charms are just Cheerios.
And my 17 year old... we took a wrong turn off the highway for lunch and we turned around in a church parking lot. She asks if we're having wafers and wine for lunch, we said no, she responds good, I don't feel like eating Jesus today. (The family is Wiccan.)

[Abilene]

Wow that girl really does look like Strawberry Shortcake!

[diethx]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/100_1469.jpg

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!

[Delias]

Alright this might not be anything to be proud of, but my two year old is convinced that the mouse on my computer desk is a telephone, and watching him pick it up and talk into it is retardedly cute.

[Methais]

My kid rocks the universe cause she does this all the time:

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[Liberi Fatali]

My 2nd kid is awesome because she has survived three surgeries before she was a month old (she just turned 4 months, now):

Bursting out of the uterus, with dad's help:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs333.ash1/28794_999797051668_13705557_53831223_3012573_n.jpg

Me holding her, briefly:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs304.snc3/28794_999797081608_13705557_53831225_3361126_n.jpg

Getting prepped for surgery at less than 30 minutes old:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs324.snc3/28794_999797141488_13705557_53831232_4630506_n.jpg

[Kuyuk]

Big kid at birth it looks like - what were all the surgeries for?

Hope she's doing much better!

[Kuyuk]

Because he's being safe in the tub by wearing safety goggles... (probably was having fun thinking they were scuba gear or something..)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1397/5098079935_62b6c6ab66.jpg

Passed out after a long day of fun with his eyes cracked open.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4125/5098680898_f78f4279af.jpg

[4a6c1]

My daughter goes by Jojo. Yeah, dont ask. Anyways she is busy building a cute little self identity right now so today when I asked her what her name was she pointed at her chest and exclaimed 'I DODO.' God have mercy on my soul...I kept asking her. Until I was in tears laughing so hard.

[B4Hand]

My 13 year old says to me tonight "Mom, even kids who pee their pants need friends too right?"..

There is a little girl in school with my daughter, who while a bit slow, isn't in special education all day. Tricia says sometimes she doesn't know when she has tinkled herself, and it makes her smell bad, and the other kids make fun of her. Tricia has been catching some flack from a few of her "cool" friends, but she has decided Charlie is her friend. She invited her to her birthday party, and has had me go pick up Charlie so she can join in with them when they go the mall to "hang-out" Tricia and Charlie have a special code, for when Charlie needs to go visit the nurse and get fresh clothing. The code word I was told tonight is Helicopter. Because Tricia has made Charlie her friend, many of the other kids have quit teasing her. Tricia got a letter in the mail today from Charlie's father who is raising her alone, thanking her for making Charlie feel better,and being her friend. She looked at me after reading and said..it's no big deal mom.. and then said.. "Mom, even kids who pee their pants need friends too right?"

[B4Hand]

My 2nd kid is awesome because she has survived three surgeries before she was a month old (she just turned 4 months, now):

Bursting out of the uterus, with dad's help:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs333.ash1/28794_999797051668_13705557_53831223_3012573_n.jpg

Me holding her, briefly:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs304.snc3/28794_999797081608_13705557_53831225_3361126_n.jpg

Getting prepped for surgery at less than 30 minutes old:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs324.snc3/28794_999797141488_13705557_53831232_4630506_n.jpg


Strong little peanut! I do hope she is doing well, Beautiful baby, gorgeous.

[Drisco]

My 13 year old says to me tonight "Mom, even kids who pee their pants need friends too right?"..

There is a little girl in school with my daughter, who while a bit slow, isn't in special education all day. Tricia says sometimes she doesn't know when she has tinkled herself, and it makes her smell bad, and the other kids make fun of her. Tricia has been catching some flack from a few of her "cool" friends, but she has decided Charlie is her friend. She invited her to her birthday party, and has had me go pick up Charlie so she can join in with them when they go the mall to "hang-out" Tricia and Charlie have a special code, for when Charlie needs to go visit the nurse and get fresh clothing. The code word I was told tonight is Helicopter. Because Tricia has made Charlie her friend, many of the other kids have quit teasing her. Tricia got a letter in the mail today from Charlie's father who is raising her alone, thanking her for making Charlie feel better,and being her friend. She looked at me after reading and said..it's no big deal mom.. and then said.. "Mom, even kids who pee their pants need friends too right?"

Okay that is seriously cute. I love your kid and bless that poor single father.

[Liberi Fatali]

Big kid at birth it looks like - what were all the surgeries for?

Hope she's doing much better!

She was only 6 pounds 4 ounces -- my camera was just up in her face.

She was born with spina bifida myelomeningocele.

She had to have the first surgery within 4 hours of life to close her back lesion up, and a second surgery at 4 days old to put a shunt in for hydrocephalus, and a third surgery at 26 days due to a shunt malfunction (they had to replace it entirely).

[ElvenFury]

"Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest."

[Rucca]

Today is "Super Hero Day" at school for my daughter. So I give my little pigtailed, cape donning hero a hug and wish her an awesome day before she flies off to her friend's house on her way to school... and as I turn around, a tiny voice says, "WHOOOSH!" and then silence as the door closes.

[Lolleia]

My 13 month old stood on the couch behind me this morning and brushed my hair while I watched the news. It was so sweet, then she screamed at the dog and hit it with the brush. But she was sweet to me and that's what counts right?

[Ysamine]

My daughter is awesome for many reasons..but the story that sticks with me most is when she was six and her father and I had just separated.

It was right before Christmas and I was very stressed trying to manage two jobs and make these changes in our lives as smooth as possible. One of the ways I wanted to do that was by continuing to cook dinner every night instead of eating out. So after a very trying day at work I rushed to pick her up from child care and went home to make dinner.

While cooking my lil one wanders into the kitchen and asks "Mommy, what are we having for dinner?" I tell her "Venison." Of course she does not know what that is and inquires further. I've never been one to lie even when it might be easier not to, so I told her "Venison is deer..Like Bambi." My daughter eyebrows rose and she gave a slow nod, turned and left the kitchen. I felt bad that I had been so direct with her, especially since it was a tough time for everyone. About three minutes later she came back to the kitchen and asked "Well, what animal does pork chops come from?" When I told her pork chops come from pigs she quickly quipped "I'd rather have Babe." I was relieved she understood sarcasm and had one upped me on it. If I had had any pork in the freezer I'd have cooked it right then.

Hard to believe that was 10 years ago.

[Fatsix]

My 13 month old stood on the couch behind me this morning and brushed my hair while I watched the news. It was so sweet, then she screamed at the dog and hit it with the brush.

Who taught her that...

[RSR]

She was only 6 pounds 4 ounces -- my camera was just up in her face.

She was born with spina bifida myelomeningocele.

She had to have the first surgery within 4 hours of life to close her back lesion up, and a second surgery at 4 days old to put a shunt in for hydrocephalus, and a third surgery at 26 days due to a shunt malfunction (they had to replace it entirely).

Tabor,

My cousin has the same condition and will be turning 40 next year. I hope your daughter has a long and happy life. It's a rough thing to live with, but it can be done. Good luck to you and your family.

Richard.

[Kuyuk]

She was only 6 pounds 4 ounces -- my camera was just up in her face.

She was born with spina bifida myelomeningocele.

She had to have the first surgery within 4 hours of life to close her back lesion up, and a second surgery at 4 days old to put a shunt in for hydrocephalus, and a third surgery at 26 days due to a shunt malfunction (they had to replace it entirely).

Ah, I remember you inquiring about this previously now - Hope everything is going well with the surgeries and recovery -

As I said then, I had (have?) spina bifida... got a scar on my asscrack from it... and I'm now mostly normal apart from the fact I post on a gaming forum I dont play, and havent played for years.

[Kainen]

When my brother was in kindergarden, I told him this lil poem.

Gene, Gene made the machine.
Hank, Hank made the crank.
Joe, Joe made it go.
Then Art cut a fart and blew the whole thing apart.

So I go over to my mom and dad's house the next day (my brother was born when I was 19 and out of the house already) and my mom asks me where he learned that poem, guess he recited it for his class during Show and Tell. :lol:

Ok now for my kid (who's now 19). When he was around 9-10 we had a talk about drugs. He mistaked methane for meth (crystal) and asked me, "People get high off cow farts?". I damn near died laughing.

[Skeeter]

My 2 year old greets me with "What up yo?"

I'm bummed the Reds are over because when I'd get home from work I would pitch to him till 7 then we would sit down on the couch and watch the Reds game together. My son has a serious jones for baseball. He is thoroughly enjoying the playoffs though, even if he keeps asking when the Reds play again.

[Marl]

my 9 year old plays GH on expert hyperspeed and his favorite music to go to sleep to (since he was 3) has been hardcore punk.

my 3 yr old informed me that she wants to build a robot that cleans her room because her doing it is boring

[Lolleia]

my 9 year old plays GH on expert hyperspeed and his favorite music to go to sleep to (since he was 3) has been hardcore punk.

my 3 yr old informed me that she wants to build a robot that cleans her room because her doing it is boring

I would like to hire your kid's robot to clean my house.

[Abilene]

my 9 year old plays GH on expert hyperspeed and his favorite music to go to sleep to (since he was 3) has been hardcore punk.

my 3 yr old informed me that she wants to build a robot that cleans her room because her doing it is boring

Well, she's not wrong.

[B4Hand]

I was sitting in the recliner, sort of in and out of sleep, and I hear my son say into his game headset, "Oh yeah, well my Mom is a huge nerd'! "She's awesome, except she's like an ancient gamer..she plays a game with no graphics!"..

[Lolleia]

My 5 year old daughter is totally engrossed in the original Frankenstein on AMC. Usually if it's not a cartoon she doesn't care but she is eating this up. Dracula is up next so we'll see if this sticks!

[4a6c1]

We were watching the sound of music. When the lady starts singing my kid spins in circles with her arms out, stares at the ceiling and just hums one solid note for the entire song. I have no idea how she does that without falling down.

[Divinity]

I had surgery recently and when I got home, my daughter asked to hold my hand and said, "Pray, Mama." I told her to go ahead and she looked up toward the ceiling and then gave me a kiss. It was so touching. :)

[4a6c1]

Bump.

Ok so you guys know how small children cant really make faces well because those muscles are still growing so when they try it is super funny?

When my daughter is misbehaving (and I'm too tired to scold) sometimes I'll just give her this crazy, wide-eyed Sergeant Stare and usually she just trys to figure out what she is doing wrong or she giggles and says 'haha mama'. BUT TODAY she responded with her very own Sergeant Stare which consisted of the craziest full toothed baby smile ever, paired with a slightly larger than usual wide-eye baby stare and eyebrows that traveled to the middle of her huge baby forehead.

The worst was once she figured out that she was being super funny she just kept the face on. I was laughing so hard I was crying.

[AnticorRifling]

Teach her to wiggle her eyebrows. Nothing more awesome than a 3-4yr old that can do it. My boys think they invented the eyebrow wiggling.

[4a6c1]

Funny: My kid is stuffing strawberries in her face and I'm trying to rush to finish a lab essay. She finishes her strawberries and comes to me with "more mommy". I'm a chart away from finishing under the 6pm email deadline and super excited about this so I say "Just wait, Jojo." So of course she climbs up in the chair next to me and starts to pretend she is eating strawberries along with a few convincing, "mmm, berry good."

I laughed so hard I cried and she just never stopped eating imaginary strawberries until I stopped laughing and gave her some.

[B4Hand]

Ooo I posted something in the wrong thread!

Blah.. Sarah is awesome because she's such a tiny little basketball player with a huge heart!

[4a6c1]

I watched that video. What an awesome kid!