The Open Letters Thread

[Androidpk]

You're more man than I am, I would have paid for it with a heart attack, heat stroke and third degree burns to 90% of my body (even parts covered by clothing.)

Is what you meant to say.

[diethx]

There's a good way?

Yes.

[Tgo01]

Also, I may be the only person in the world who really enjoys humidity for exercise. I even wear a wool hat when I run because I'm hard like that.

You're probably the only person in the world who enjoys humidity for any reason.

[Androidpk]

Also, I may be the only person in the world who really enjoys humidity for exercise. I even wear a wool hat when I run because I'm hard like that.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2a8eoeh.jpg

[Delias]

Also, I may be the only person in the world who really enjoys humidity for exercise. I even wear a wool hat when I run because I'm hard like that.

You realize that the human heart can only take so much strain, right? Surely you aren't recommending running in 100 degree heat in a wool hat for someone who weighs three hundred pounds and has lived a primarily sedentary life for many years?

Unless you really dislike me, that is. Clever. I see your ploy.

My point is this- I know what I'm doing. Too much too soon has ended more weight loss regimens than anything else. I am not built for the heat. Now, I will happily run in freezing temperatures, but the heat hits me like a god damn hammer.

[Gnome Rage]

You realize that the human heart can only take so much strain, right? Surely you aren't recommending running in 100 degree heat in a wool hat for someone who weighs three hundred pounds and has lived a primarily sedentary life for many years?

Unless you really dislike me, that is. Clever. I see your ploy.

My point is this- I know what I'm doing. Too much too soon has ended more weight loss regimens than anything else. I am not built for the heat. Now, I will happily run in freezing temperatures, but the heat hits me like a god damn hammer.

Running in the cold has also caused heart attacks.

not the most reputable source but... (http://athletesheart.blogspot.com/2010/01/cold-weather-and-sudden-death-in.html)

[Gnome Rage]

Also,

Open letter to the person or persons unknown who sent some lovely links to my father,

You ruined it for everyone.

With love,
GR

Postscript: Fuckyoudude.

[Androidpk]

You realize that the human heart can only take so much strain, right?

That's why astartes have two!

[Bobmuhthol]

2. Is that a trick question? I see fat people everywhere. I'll have to take note next time I'm back in Boston.

You should hang out in Cambridge.

[Androidpk]

You should hang out in Cambridge.

Up until this year I hung out there quite a bit, don't recall if there were a lot of fat people or not, I'm going to assume no since it's Cambridge.

*The Friendly Toast is the shit.

[Bobmuhthol]

Dear Gnome Rage,

I only have a few of your pictures saved. If you could email me a zip of all of them, it would be greatly appreciated. I'm sorry for the community's loss, but I am self-serving and would like to continue to benefit.

That said, are you still coming to my town in a few weeks?

Your hopeful creep,
Alex

[Gnome Rage]

Dear Alex,

No, and I avoid MA at all costs.

But you should buy me stuff, or something.

Love,

Gold digger GR.

[4a6c1]

http://i47.tinypic.com/2a8eoeh.jpg

This is fabulous. I'm in love with it possibly.

Also what is ambling. Is that what penguins do?

[Androidpk]

Old people amble, penguins waddle.

[4a6c1]

I'm going to need a demonstration.

[Delias]

Also,

Open letter to the person or persons unknown who sent some lovely links to my father,

You ruined it for everyone.

With love,
GR

Postscript: Fuckyoudude.

Who would do this? People suck.

[Androidpk]

I'm going to need a demonstration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ4ffqXg6RA&feature=related

[Gnome Rage]

Who would do this? People suck.

Some people get butthurt and need revenge or something like that.

[Kuyuk]

Some people get butthurt and need revenge or something like that.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/image.php?u=6642&dateline=1335304825

[Gnome Rage]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/image.php?u=6642&dateline=1335304825

Obviously the best avatar ever.

[4a6c1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ4ffqXg6RA&feature=related

I laffed so hard. Also I just want to point out to crb and whomever LOOK AT THAT CATS EARS ANOTHER TRAIT THAT IT TOOK THOUSANDS OF YEARS TO EVOLVE

Did someone seriously stalk GR to the point of finding her dad on the internets? Ugh.

[4a6c1]

Obviously the best avatar ever.

Um excuse me but have you seen my new avatar. It features global warming, PC humor AND my horse face. I beg to differ. I beg to differ so much.

[Gnome Rage]

Um excuse me but have you seen my new avatar. It features global warming, PC humor AND my horse face. I beg to differ. I beg to differ so much.
Second best because I'm scared of your wrath?

[WRoss]

Dear GR and Bob,

You are both bottles of sexual frustration. Watching you two bicker is like reliving juvenile attempts at appealing to the opposite sex. Either get it over and copulate or, literally, go fuck yourself.

Love,
Ross

[Bobmuhthol]

*The Friendly Toast is the shit.

I've been there once. I made the mistake of getting The King pancakes.

[Bobmuhthol]

Dear GR and Bob,

You are both bottles of sexual frustration. Watching you two bicker is like reliving juvenile attempts at appealing to the opposite sex. Either get it over and copulate or, literally, go fuck yourself.

Love,
Ross

Too busy buying her things to gain her favor, sorry, can't hear you.

[Gnome Rage]

Too busy buying her things to gain her favor, sorry, can't hear you.

I want a pony.

3781

[4a6c1]

Too busy buying her things to gain her favor, sorry, can't hear you.

LOL

[WRoss]

Too busy buying her things to gain her favor, sorry, can't hear you.

You should totally start talking economics to her. I'm sure that's a key winner. It's always worked for me....

[Gnome Rage]

PONIES.
NOT.
ECONOMICS.

Or turtles.

[Bobmuhthol]

Gnome Rage's affection is a Giffen good: the more it costs, the more I want it.

[Latrinsorm]

You realize that the human heart can only take so much strain, right? Surely you aren't recommending running in 100 degree heat in a wool hat for someone who weighs three hundred pounds and has lived a primarily sedentary life for many years?

Unless you really dislike me, that is. Clever. I see your ploy.

My point is this- I know what I'm doing. Too much too soon has ended more weight loss regimens than anything else. I am not built for the heat. Now, I will happily run in freezing temperatures, but the heat hits me like a god damn hammer.I specifically recommended walking for you!
Gnome Rage's affection is a Giffen good: the more it costs, the more I want it.Best Hallmark card ever.

[Androidpk]

Gnome Rage's affection is a Giffen good: the more it costs, the more I want it.

That's why hookers were invented.

[Androidpk]

Um excuse me but have you seen my new avatar. It features global warming, PC humor AND my horse face. I beg to differ. I beg to differ so much.

I've seen your face before and it doesn't look like a horse face.


I've been there once. I made the mistake of getting The King pancakes.

Portion size right, fucking huuuuge.

[Drakefang]

Dear GR,

Someone actually sent emailed links to your dad?

Wow, people are jealous petty motherfuckers.

Sincerely and sadly yours,

[diethx]

Dear Mike McCarthy,

You know what's awesome? Offensive lines.

Thanks,

Stef

[msconstrew]

Dear Mike McCarthy,

You know what's awesome? Offensive lines.

Thanks,

Stef

EIGHT TIMES. EIGHT TIMES IN THE FIRST HALF.

[Bobmuhthol]

Dear This Thread,

Gnome Rage posted a picture of flowers that she got from her "man" recently.

She only thinks they were from him.

Your bro fo sho,
A Helpless Romantic

[diethx]

EIGHT TIMES. EIGHT TIMES IN THE FIRST HALF.

I know. I really don't feel bad for going to bed soon in the middle of the game.

[Tisket]

Dear PC,

When did this thread become an Anne Landers column?

Sincerely,
Crystal

[Tisket]

Dear PC,

Nevermind, I thought I was reading the Topless thread.

Red faced in Seattle,
Crystal

[Rallorick]

dear ADD,

[Tisket]

Dear Rallorick,

lol.

Sincerely,
Crystal

[SHAFT]

Also,

Open letter to the person or persons unknown who sent some lovely links to my father,

You ruined it for everyone.

With love,
GR

Postscript: Fuckyoudude.

Oh my god. I some how missed this. WTF?

[diethx]

Dear Aaron Rodgers,

Please show up at my house. Naked.

Love,

Stef

[iJin]

Dear Mom,

Your bipolar disorder is fucking tiring.


Love,
gb nfdsmasvfdsa.

[diethx]

Dear MsConstrew,

Shut your whore cockwasher.

<3,

Stef

[msconstrew]

Dear MsConstrew,

Shut your whore cockwasher.

<3,

Stef

Oh, was Aaron talking about my skills in that arena? Well, I don't blame him.

[diethx]

I'll fight you for him. And i'll win.

[msconstrew]

I'll fight you for him. And i'll win.

Sharing means caring, you selfish whore!

Love, MsC.

[diethx]

Yeah, I am selfish when it comes to my fuck list. And he's #1 on it. :D

[4a6c1]

I had to google that guy. Not bad.

[msconstrew]

Dear Rojo:

OMFG.

Love, MsC.

***

Dear James Jones:

That was fucking awesome.

Love'n'Hugs,

MsC.

[diethx]

Dear James Jones:

That was fucking awesome.

Love'n'Hugs,

MsC.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[diethx]

Dear Aaron Rodgers,

Please shave that awful, sullying-your-sexy-I-wanna-sit-on-it-face, mustache. Please.

Love,

Stef

[Back]

Dear Stef,

Your sig pic terrifies me.

B

[4a6c1]

Dear Stef

sig
:(

-Everyone

[diethx]

Dear Stef,

Your sig pic terrifies me.

B

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/ff/Bush_mission_accomplished.jpg/220px-Bush_mission_accomplished.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

Dear Guy I was supposed to go on a date with,

Next time cancel before I'm on i-90.

Thanks,
Victoria

P.S. You're an inconsiderate ass.

[diethx]

Nice bump.

I think I need to change my sig... heheheheheheheheh

[Ltlprprincess]

Dear every customer I deal with,

It is not my fault you can't fucking read.

Kthx.

PS You are not entitled to anything.

[diethx]

Dear Aaron Rodgers,

Please shave that awful, sullying-your-sexy-I-wanna-sit-on-it-face, mustache. Please.

Love,

Stef

It's almost football time, so this is relevant. Seriously Rodgers. Seriously, take note.

[Warriorbird]

Dear Guy I was supposed to go on a date with,

Next time cancel before I'm on i-90.

Thanks,
Victoria

P.S. You're an inconsiderate ass.

Dear Victoria,

If I'm making you drive to me you're not dating me.

Sincerely,
Inconsiderate Ass

[Latrinsorm]

However, you can't really go anywhere in Connecticut without getting on at least one highway. GR happens to live in the charming rustic (bass ackwards rural farming) area of CT, so I90 is required to get anywhere that isn't her own house.

[Delias]

However, you can't really go anywhere in Connecticut without getting on at least one highway. GR happens to live in the charming rustic (bass ackwards rural farming) area of CT, so I90 is required to get anywhere that isn't her own house.

For some reason when it rains I get nostalgic for the time I lived on the coast in CT. Also the entire state is the size of a postage stamp, you are never more than a couple hours away from anywhere else in the place. I kinda miss that, too.

[Latrinsorm]

It seems nice to be able to get anywhere in the state in 2 hrs until you remember that there's nowhere in the state worth going anyway. I include both Mystic Seaport and the Hartford Civic Center Coliseum of Hartford in that assessment.

[Delias]

It seems nice to be able to get anywhere in the state in 2 hrs until you remember that there's nowhere in the state worth going anyway. I include both Mystic Seaport and the Hartford Civic Center Coliseum of Hartford in that assessment.

I'm not really a lesbian and lesbians aren't really into sleeping with me, so Mystic is out.

[diethx]

Clearly the answer is to move to Atlanta, Eric.

[Latrinsorm]

I'm a little nervous about the whole, you know, Confederacy thing, which I have on good authority is nowhere near as titillating as the racy root implies.

[iJin]

I thought if you go on dates the guy is supposed to pick you up. Assbutts and their 21.5 century dating.

[Tgo01]

I thought if you go on dates the guy is supposed to pick you up. Assbutts and their 21.5 century dating.

I thought this is what women have been fighting for for the past 100 or so years? For the right to pick up the man and pay for dinner? And to do all the work during sex?

[iJin]

Fuck that! Then again, I'm a sucker for chivalry. I don't care personally, I'm happily settled down--I just worry for these other young folks.

[Pumpkin Queen]

I thought this is what women have been fighting for for the past 100 or so years? For the right to pick up the man and pay for dinner? And to do all the work during sex?

And not have to call the next day.

[SHAFT]

And not have to call the next day.

Next day? More like next 2 weeks.

[Gweneivia]

Dear RtCF ticket holders;

I hate you with a fiery passion only exceeded by my jealousy.

Sincerely,
Gwene

[Gnome Rage]

I thought if you go on dates the guy is supposed to pick you up. Assbutts and their 21.5 century dating.

It was the second date. He drove to me the first time, I thought it would be fair to drive to him the second time. However, he can go fuck himself because I wasted 30 bucks.

[Tgo01]

It was the second date. He drove to me the first time, I thought it would be fair to drive to him the second time. However, he can go fuck himself because I wasted 30 bucks.

30 bucks to drive to the freeway and back? You driving a tank?

[Gnome Rage]

30 bucks to drive to the freeway and back? You driving a tank?
I drove for about 4 hours round trip. He cancelled 1 hour and 30 minutes into my 2 hr drive from my town to his, but this was after I had already driven an hour to get from my friend's house to mine in order to feed my cats for the time I would be gone.

I put 30 dollars (roughly a half tank) in the day prior so, a little less than 30 because I drove to my friends, my car is basically on empty again.

plus $.50 for the toll I had to pay lol.

[Warriorbird]

I drove for about 4 hours round trip. He cancelled 1 hour and 30 minutes into my 2 hr drive from my town to his, but this was after I had already driven an hour to get from my friend's house to mine in order to feed my cats for the time I would be gone.

I put 30 dollars (roughly a half tank) in the day prior so, a little less than 30 because I drove to my friends, my car is basically on empty again.

plus $.50 for the toll I had to pay lol.

I reiterate my previous point. If a guy's serious he's gonna make the effort.

[Latrinsorm]

However, not every bad/annoying thing that happens is someone's fault.

[Tgo01]

However, not every bad/annoying thing that happens is someone's fault.

Give me 20 examples.

[Warriorbird]

However, not every bad/annoying thing that happens is someone's fault.

But you did PRISM.

[Latrinsorm]

Give me 20 examples.That time you stubbed your toe - that was an unfortunate and unintended consequence of the PATRIOT Act.
That time you hired that hooker to hire a(nother) hooker - I don't need to go into that any further, I'm sure.
I could do this all day.
But you did PRISM.NO. I, LATRINSORM, AM PRISM. The joyfulness is over, you pitiful half-men!

[Atlanteax]

I reiterate my previous point. If a guy's serious he's gonna make the effort.

This. Remember it well.

[Warriorbird]

NO. I, LATRINSORM, AM PRISM. The joyfulness is over, you pitiful half-men!

The rainbow socks make so much more sense now.

[Latrinsorm]

Ahahaha. Nice.

[iJin]

It was the second date. He drove to me the first time, I thought it would be fair to drive to him the second time. However, he can go fuck himself because I wasted 30 bucks.


To clarify, I wasn't calling you an assbutt but all young men. Mhm.

[iJin]

Also;

Dear Girl from work with perma-smelling shit face;

Quit sucking managers dicks to get places. You'll only go so far.

Sincerly,
Jean.

P.S DIE IN YOUR DREAMS.

P.S.S Please. Thanks.

[Delias]

Also;

Dear Girl from work with perma-smelling shit face;

Quit sucking managers dicks to get places. You'll only go so far.

Sincerly,
Jean.

P.S DIE IN YOUR DREAMS.

P.S.S Please. Thanks.

It all depends on how far she wants to go. For instance, if you suck the right dick you could end up managing a small hotel and then when you eventually get fired for being incompetent, you can end up being hired by the competition and running the whole shebang before they realize you are retarded, especially if you sucked dick well enough that you convinced them to "downsize" you instead of fire you. I've seen it happen.

Granted, it's not like she is a millionaire but pretty damn well off for someone who can barely read her own horoscope.

[Warriorbird]

It all depends on how far she wants to go. For instance, if you suck the right dick you could end up managing a small hotel and then when you eventually get fired for being incompetent, you can end up being hired by the competition and running the whole shebang before they realize you are retarded, especially if you sucked dick well enough that you convinced them to "downsize" you instead of fire you. I've seen it happen.

Granted, it's not like she is a millionaire but pretty damn well off for someone who can barely read her own horoscope.

Let us not make posts about our exes.

[AnticorRifling]

Dear honda civic driver,

Sorry I made you late for work and then scared the shit out of you in the parking lot but once you decided to tailgate me, pass me on a double yellow and then brake check (like I didn't see it coming) I was really left with little choice but to follow you all the way to your work. You were Billy Bad Ass right up until you realized you were going to have to get out of your car... If it makes you feel any better I was laughing the entire time and this reminds me why I always give myself an hour for a 15min drive in to work; you just never know when something is going to come up and require those extra minutes.

Sincerely,
Me

[The Scholar]

Dear Sneeze,

If you're going to happen, Happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face, going "Ah, Ah" and leave.

Thanks

[AnticorRifling]

Dear data,

I know it's you. I just have to freaking prove it.... How can two systems running the same damn code (source verified) have different outputs?! Bad data that's how. I will find you, and when I do I will kill you.

[Bobmuhthol]

If the data is the same, wouldn't that make the output the same? The code might be identical but that doesn't mean the systems run it identically.

[leifastagsweed]

Dear Haters, Lurkers, Trolls, Supporters, and Random Spectators,

http://i39.tinypic.com/ostqbc.jpg

Best regards,
Leifa

[Jhynnifer]

Dear Annoying Illustration Student:

Just because you put on headphones does not mean -we- can't hear you sing your terrible hipster music. You can't sing, please stop before I am forced to "accidentally" pour my dirty paintbrush water all over your trite and poorly drawn project. Also, oh self-acclaimed socially aware one, Obama is a Democrat who's party uses the image of a donkey, not an elephant. Perhaps, in your world, an elephant looks like a donkey... and perhaps fish look like raptors... but the entire point of your editorial illustration is voided when the entire world is too busy laughing at your stupidity to even bother reading anything on the page.

Yours,
Jennifer.

[diethx]

Dear Haters, Lurkers, Trolls, Supporters, and Random Spectators,



Best regards,
Leifa

Am I missing some new event, or are you just clamoring for some attention because no one has been talking about you for however many days since that thread puttered out?

[Bobmuhthol]

I'm still waiting for my invitation to watch? listen to? fuck? whatever this woman.

[Latrinsorm]

Jennifer.
Last edited by Jhynnifer; 06-13-2013 at 06:55 PM. Reason: Sometimes I can't spell.

Just saying. :heart:

[Candor]

Dear Annoying Idiot,

I'm glad that you were happy for me that I won that $1500 jackpot at the casino early this morning, but as I explained to you several times before the nice security guards escorted you out, just because you were standing next to me when I hit the jackpot does not mean that you "gave me luck" and that I "owe you half of the money". I guess this sort of scam (such as it is) must work once in awhile or you wouldn't try it, but I really don't understand how anyone can be so stupid as to fall for it. Certainly when you started yelling at me because I wouldn't give you any money and as a resulted attracted those nice security guards, they weren't all that convinced either.

Get some psychological help - you need it. And take a bath, you need that too.

[leifastagsweed]

Sorry, saw them and just had to have them considering the recent events (not just here, but in many areas of life). Not clamoring for anything, just was ridiculously amused. ;)

[diethx]

Sorry, saw them and just had to have them considering the recent events (not just here, but in many areas of life). Not clamoring for anything, just was ridiculously amused. ;)

You can say no as much as you want... but yeah, that's pretty much the definition of clamoring for attention.

edit: Oh am I reading that right? You didn't just google that photo up? You actually posted a photo of yourself in underwear on the PC?

Nope, definitely no clamoring for attention.

[leifastagsweed]

You can say no as much as you want... but yeah, that's pretty much the definition of clamoring for attention.

edit: Oh am I reading that right? You didn't just google that photo up? You actually posted a photo of yourself in underwear on the PC?

Nope, definitely no clamoring for attention.

Someone's clamoring for something alright...or maybe it's just PMS? It's just in good fun so relax and Troll on, sweetie. :)

[diethx]

Someone's clamoring for something alright...or maybe it's just PMS? It's just in good fun so relax and Troll on, sweetie. :)

It's pretty mind blowing how oblivious you are.

Also, you definitely do not understand the definition of trolling.

[leifastagsweed]

Dear Diethx,

Yes, you can.

Also, Yeah, I got your neg rep about that. Let me help you:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trolling

1. trolling - Being a prick on the internet because you can. Typically unleashing one or more cynical or sarcastic remarks on an innocent by-stander, because it's the internet and, hey, you can.

You're welcome.

Sincerely,

Your Favoritest Person Everrrrrr

[diethx]

Yeah, I got your neg rep about that.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trolling

1. trolling - Being a prick on the internet because you can. Typically unleashing one or more cynical or sarcastic remarks on an innocent by-stander, because it's the internet and, hey, you can.

Ahhhh, there's the obliviousness I was talking about.

[Xeta]

Dear recently posting attention whore,

No one really cares. We know you want them to, but they don't. This may not be apparent to you, but you are probably just creating more problems for yourself than actual positive perception. Keep doing what you are doing though, the train wreck that will ensue on the PC because of it will probably be epic.

Hugs and kisses,

Xeta.

[diethx]

Dear recently posting attention whore,

No one really cares. We know you want them to, but they don't. This may not be apparent to you, but you are probably just creating more problems for yourself than actual positive perception. Keep doing what you are doing though, the train wreck that will ensue on the PC because of it will probably be epic.

Hugs and kisses,

Xeta.

^^^

[leifastagsweed]

Dear recently posting attention whore,

No one really cares. We know you want them to, but they don't. This may not be apparent to you, but you are probably just creating more problems for yourself than actual positive perception. Keep doing what you are doing though, the train wreck that will ensue on the PC because of it will probably be epic.

Hugs and kisses,

Xeta.

Dear Whoever You Are,

Please enjoy your cheeseburger and your coronary over not a big fucking deal. Also, learn to take a joke in between bites.

Kthxbai,

Still Laughing

[Xeta]

Dear Whoever You Are,

Please enjoy your cheeseburger and your coronary over not a big fucking deal. Also, learn to take a joke in between bites.

Kthxbai,

Still Laughing


We get that your want of attention is a big fucking joke. No need to point that out.

[tyrant-201]

Dear Whoever You Are,

Please enjoy your cheeseburger and your coronary over not a big fucking deal. Also, learn to take a joke in between bites.

Kthxbai,

Still Laughing


I stayed out of ridiculing you, but you've made it too hard not to.

The vast majority of us don't care to see your ass (if that is your ass) or don't give a flying fuck about who hates you, who trolls you, or whatever else.

Your attention whoring is ugly. Your personality is ugly. Whatever you think you're doing in trying to garner attention here, it's not going to work for you. If men on PC wanted to see some random ass, we know how to use google. Thx, bai!

[Tgo01]

Dear tyrant-201,

There are asses on the internets?

[tyrant-201]

Dear tyrant-201,

There are asses on the internets?

Do you have a webcam? I'll give you a private show. Well, unless any of your friends want to watch. Then it's a not so private show. Who cares!

[diethx]

Do you have a webcam? I'll give you a private show. Well, unless any of your friends want to watch. Then it's a not so private show. Who cares!

looooool

[Latrinsorm]

Dear everybody,

Love everybody.

Allez hop,
Jackson Moon

[RSR]

Dear thread,

You deliver.

Sincerely,
Richard.

ps lol@attenwhoring underwear pics.

[Bobmuhthol]

Liquidated (sorry, Swype doesn't know your name and I'm not about to type words manually like a fucking chump),

Let's exchange pics, girl.

Hopefully yours,
B

[iJin]

Who is that?

[Bobmuhthol]

Dear thread,

You deliver.

Sincerely,
Richard.

ps lol@attenwhoring underwear pics. I posted a picture of my underwear yesterday, dick.
Who is that?leifastagsweed

[iJin]

?leightshwedsrss

[thefarmer]

?leightshwedsrss

Go home. You are drunk.

[tyrant-201]

Liquidated (sorry, Swype doesn't know your name and I'm not about to type words manually like a fucking chump),

Let's exchange pics, girl.

Hopefully yours,
B

Hope you like immature mature women.

[iJin]

Go home. You are drunk.

I haven't been drunk in over a year. Sad face.

[diethx]

Sad face for you.

[Alafaya]

So confused....everyone always asks for T&A shots around here...then someone posts one and is called an attention whore for it?

[Delias]

So confused....everyone always asks for T&A shots around here...then someone posts one and is called an attention whore for it?

I fail to see your point.

[diethx]

I've actually never asked for T&A shots. Never. And her posting her underwear is not the only reason for calling her an attention whore.

[Xeta]

I've actually never asked for T&A shots. Never. And her posting her underwear is not the only reason for calling her an attention whore.

She is one of the main reasons I no longer tune into lnet, just saying.

[msconstrew]

I stayed out of ridiculing you, but you've made it too hard not to.

The vast majority of us don't care to see your ass (if that is your ass) or don't give a flying fuck about who hates you, who trolls you, or whatever else.

Your attention whoring is ugly. Your personality is ugly. Whatever you think you're doing in trying to garner attention here, it's not going to work for you. If men on PC wanted to see some random ass, we know how to use google. Thx, bai!

<3

[msconstrew]

She is one of the main reasons, I no longer tune into lnet, just saying.

Oh my god. I don't know you, but I love you.

[Bobmuhthol]

I've actually never asked for T&A shots. Never. And her posting her underwear is not the only reason for calling her an attention whore.Technically. You ask for D shots all day.

[Alafaya]

Alright, everyone is entitled to their opinions. I have no problem with anything she has said on lnet or in game. And pretty much any thread that anyone posts a pic of themselves in could be interpreted as attention whoring. Why else post a pic if you aren't trying to illicit some type of response?

[Delias]

Why else post a pic if you aren't trying to illicit some type of response?

Your logic, while undeniable, has no place here.

[diethx]

Technically. You ask for D shots all day.

All day every day!

Also, FFS, this is not just about a photo. Not even mostly. Read what she wrote in that same post. No one has been discussing her or any of that since the thread died, what, a week or more ago? She brought it up in a desperate attempt at garnering some sort of attention. It's fucking pathetic.

[Bobmuhthol]

I am not going to listen to what you have to say until your point is written on your ass.

[msconstrew]

All day every day!

Also, FFS, this is not just about a photo. Not even mostly. Read what she wrote in that same post. No one has been discussing her or any of that since the thread died, what, a week or more ago? She brought it up in a desperate attempt at garnering some sort of attention. It's fucking pathetic.

Well, at the very least, it seems as though the content of that thread has been weighing heavily on her mind.

[diethx]

I am not going to listen to what you have to say until your point is written on your ass.

sigh

[diethx]

Dear Dex & A,

http://i43.tinypic.com/2zdzz3s.jpg


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Love,
Stef

[Tgo01]

Dear Person who did that moon/phone pic,

Please learn the difference between then/than.

Thanks.

Love, Tgo01

[leifastagsweed]

Thread: The Open Letters Thread - I hope your daughter never sees the type of person you are on this forum, IG and on LNet. You've set a horrible example.


Dear Concerned Citizen,

My daughter found the panties originally and brought them to show me. She was just pissed that they didn't have them in her size. Said traumatized child also posted this on my FB page for Mother's Day:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/247623_10151677367238885_1264881340_n.jpg

Apparently, I have already set such an example.

Too late!

"Cool Mom"

P.S. - We both know that you mentioned my kids to rile me up. Bonus points for trying!

[Latrinsorm]

I am not going to listen to what you have to say until your point is written on your ass.Don't tread on diethx's skirt collection.

Seriously.

[leifastagsweed]

Don't tread on diethx's skirt collection.

Seriously.

Wait, wait, wait, are the rumors ACTUALLY true? Do some of you like to post pictures of yourselves on the internet? Daily??? No, don't say! :)

[Latrinsorm]

I was going for a light-hearted Simpsons reference to neutralize the river of slime vibes we have going on here.

eta: also diethx's skirts are friggin' fabulous.

[leifastagsweed]

I was going for a light-hearted Simpsons reference to neutralize the river of slime vibes we have going on here.

eta: also diethx's skirts are friggin' fabulous.

Dear Mr. Flanders,

Hey-Diddly-Ho!

I too agree that the What Are You Wearing threads are great! I love seeing everyone's outfits, including the fab skirts. I would partake, but it seems many don't like my choice in outfits.

Neutralize away, my friend!

A Mutual Admirer

[diethx]

Once again, your obliviousness is astounding. Leifa, your passive-aggressive playing the victim bullshit is pretty pathetic. You should really just stop, as you're making a total fool of yourself. I mean, you're just one step away from likening yourself to Warclaidhm.

Oh, wait...

[tyrant-201]

I ate a cheeseburger while getting updated on this thread.

And I didn't put that fucker down for one second before it was finished.

[Tisket]

Dear Leifastagweed,

Don't stop doing what you do.

Honestly, if people were that derogatory about some behavior of mine, my passive aggressive nature would assert itself and I'd double said behavior.

I'm really not being an asshole (okay, maybe a little bit asshole-ish) when I say, it's pretty easy to ignore you on Lnet. I do it all the time. Shhh, don't tell anyone but I have this super secret trick where I stop reading text when it annoys and/or bores me. I wonder why nobody else has stumbled onto it.

Sincerely, Tisket

[tyrant-201]

Dear Leifastagweed,

Don't stop doing what you do.

Honestly, if people were that derogatory about some behavior of mine, my passive aggressive nature would assert itself and I'd double said behavior.

I'm really not being an asshole (okay, maybe a little bit asshole-ish) when I say, it's pretty easy to ignore you on Lnet. I do it all the time. Shhh, don't tell anyone but I have this super secret trick where I stop reading text when it annoys and/or bores me. I wonder why nobody else has stumbled onto it.

Sincerely, Tisket

The answer is that these are superhuman powers you need to teach the rest of the internet. I always knew there was something special about you.

[Catts]

it's hilarious how quickly people drop civil standards when guarded with the anonymity of the internet. years of this forum as devolved people into these tweaked out drama–lovin h8rs

[Tisket]

The answer is that these are superhuman powers you need to teach the rest of the internet. I always knew there was something special about you.

When you apply the term "special" to me, you are doing so in the Special Olympics way. I'm onto you, bub.

[Tisket]

it's hilarious how quickly people drop civil standards when guarded with the anonymity of the internet. years of this forum as devolved people into these tweaked out drama–lovin h8rs

Who doesn't love them some good drama? People with stones for hearts, that's who. Bring on the drama!

[Tenlaar]

Dear mean people ganging up on that innocent lady who totally doesn't want attention,

While I appreciate a well deserved mocking as much as any, you are taking over the thread with it. Now where am I going to write an open letter to the DMV about how stupid it is that, after being licensed by them and being in their system for 14 years, I now have to get a birth certificate to prove that I have legal residency because my license was expired for one week?

Sincerely,

No Place to Vent

[leifastagsweed]

Once again, your obliviousness is astounding. Leifa, your passive-aggressive playing the victim bullshit is pretty pathetic. You should really just stop, as you're making a total fool of yourself. I mean, you're just one step away from likening yourself to Warclaidhm.

Oh, wait...

Dear Diethx,

No matter how much you hate, I still like your skirts. And even a few of the boots. They are right there in my face every single time I log into PC, so you can't stop me!

Regrettably,

Your Skirt Fetishee

[leifastagsweed]

Dear Leifastagweed,

Don't stop doing what you do.

Honestly, if people were that derogatory about some behavior of mine, my passive aggressive nature would assert itself and I'd double said behavior.

I'm really not being an asshole (okay, maybe a little bit asshole-ish) when I say, it's pretty easy to ignore you on Lnet. I do it all the time. Shhh, don't tell anyone but I have this super secret trick where I stop reading text when it annoys and/or bores me. I wonder why nobody else has stumbled onto it.

Sincerely, Tisket

My dearest Tisket,

Thank you for your overwhelming approval. I only wish that you were male so that I might feel more fulfilled.

I am by nature a lover, not a fighter, so I might want to just go hide and cry somewhere. However, I am learning a lot from these forums!

Thank you for the instructional hints regarding Lnet maneuvering. I will give that a shot myself.

Your Muse,

Layfuh

[AnticorRifling]

If you're labeled the cool mom or cool dad you're doing it wrong.

[Tgo01]

Dear people doing Bandit Bounties,

Please kill all of your fucking bandits.

Thanks.

Love and eternally yours forever.

The Great One Zero One

[DCSL]

The Great One Zero One

Is that what it stands for? I was elated for a brief moment and then oddly let down.

[Tgo01]

Is that what it stands for? I was elated for a brief moment and then oddly let down.

Aww :(

[Methais]

Dear penis,

Penis.

Sincerely,

Penis

PS: Penis.

[Some Rogue]

Dear penis,

Penis.

Sincerely,

Penis

PS: Penis.

Well Anticor is going to be all over this thread now...

[Bobmuhthol]

Here's a letter I just wrote to SoFi:

Hello,

I've been waiting for two months for my loan to be approved. I provided an employment contract in May but was turned away because your company somehow cannot translate $50/hr into an annual income. So I waited until I started working, and I tried again, submitting two paychecks. I was told again that it is somehow unclear that I am capable of paying for the loan, despite, you know, making more than enough to cover the payments. I submitted more paychecks, called, and was told to give it a week. That was two weeks ago. In the time that I have been waiting for your company to decide whether I am employed, I have grossed $10,750.


I have not pursued other refinancing options because I am continually promised a decision on my loan, but the decision never comes. Please tell me something definitive so I can give my money to someone, whether or not it's you.


The email address for my account is XXX.


Yours truly,
XXX

[Ker_Thwap]

Dear Lazy Worker at the Post Office,

Through the miracle of modern electronics, I know that my package from Amazon arrived four days ago. Would it be too much to ask that you take a break from stuffing my post office box with bulk mailings and take five minutes to scan the priority mail packages? I really have no interest in hearing about how busy you are, because I've been watching you creep around at a snails pace while waiting in line, and you've taken a minute to gab with each customer about how busy you are.

Thank you,
The guy who's about to contact your supervisor.

[Gompers]

You must live on my post office employee's route. She lives across the street from my house and she'll park her mail truck in front of her house with her hazards on from noon until around 3pm. Then she jumps in and speeds through the neighborhood on her route. I usually don't get my mail until about 4:50pm. Laziest bitch ever.

[Delias]

You must live on my post office employee's route. She lives across the street from my house and she'll park her mail truck in front of her house with her hazards on from noon until around 3pm. Then she jumps in and speeds through the neighborhood on her route. I usually don't get my mail until about 4:50pm. Laziest bitch ever.

Record this with a timestamped camera. Contact her supervisor with said video.

[Tenlaar]

Dear Netflix,

I cannot tell you how thankful I am that you took the time to send me an email informing me that Event Horizon is now available for streaming. I was just sitting here wondering when I would have a new 16 year old movie to watch. You have set my mind at ease.

Sincerely,
Zero Fucks Given

[diethx]

Lolol