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Delias
10-04-2010, 11:38 PM
Disclaimer: Some of you may find this thread lacks a certain sensitivity. You have been warned, and if you complain about it, I shall pummel your anoos with the largest rubber fist I can find.





Alright... so a co-workers best friend died, and said co-worker refused to take the rest of the day off of work. They are not so desperately poor that a couple of hours off work would have hurt them, nor is their work particularly important, nor do they have unique skills that prevent others from doing their portion of the work.

It appears that she is a sympathy whore. (This is not a first time, this has happened before with her and other corpses.) I considered that perhaps she likes keeping busy so as not to think about the deceased, but in reality she spent the day in the back, crying. So basically, getting paid to cry at work all day and accomplish nothing. This irritates me.

Why does this irritate me? A number of reasons but mostly this: Death is all around us, and people die all the time. If it is a person that matters to you, go home and wallow in your grief. If they warrant your grief, I feel you should experience every ounce of that pain in an unaltered state, in their honor.

Unless they are the sort of "celebrate my life" person, then get hammered and pour one for the deceased as well. But for fuck sake, stop walking around going "why me", when you aren't the one who has died.

pabstblueribbon
10-04-2010, 11:40 PM
Gay.

I thought this was going to be about public griefing.

Delias
10-04-2010, 11:51 PM
Gay.

I thought this was going to be about public griefing.

I'm sorry my thread does not meet with your approval. I shall open my stomach with a (RAZOR SHARP) letter opener immediately.

NocturnalRob
10-04-2010, 11:51 PM
I thought this was going to be about pubic griefing.
exactly

pabstblueribbon
10-04-2010, 11:52 PM
I'm sorry my thread does not meet with your approval. I shall open my stomach with a (RAZOR SHARP) letter opener immediately.

A real man chokes himself to death.

Delias
10-04-2010, 11:54 PM
A real man chokes himself to death.

Can I do it with a belt while masturbating or does that make it not count?

pabstblueribbon
10-04-2010, 11:55 PM
Can I do it with a belt while masturbating or does that make it not count?

No you're supposed to just do it with your bare hands.

Tgo01
10-04-2010, 11:55 PM
I'm sorry my thread does not meet with your approval. I shall open my stomach with a (RAZOR SHARP) letter opener immediately.

Should we cry at work over your death or celebrate your life type of thing?

Delias
10-04-2010, 11:56 PM
Should we cry at work over your death or celebrate your life type of thing?

I assume neither. I mean if you feel so inclined, by all means, pour a drink for my corpse... but honestly, I will be dead, and not giving a fuck.

phantasm
10-05-2010, 12:03 AM
Maybe she was doing fine until she saw someone had eaten her cinnamon roll.

pabstblueribbon
10-05-2010, 12:04 AM
Haha. Win.

Delias
10-05-2010, 12:04 AM
Maybe she was doing fine until she saw someone had eaten her cinnamon roll.

/thread

diethx
10-05-2010, 12:05 AM
Maybe she was doing fine until she saw someone had eaten her cinnamon roll.

lol

4a6c1
10-05-2010, 12:21 AM
Ahahahah

Methais
10-05-2010, 02:05 AM
A real man chokes himself to death.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Celephais
10-05-2010, 02:27 AM
Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!