Top 5 things I want for christmas/kwanza/channukah or however you spell it.

[Delias]

5. Less drunk, crying bitches in my lobby at work.

4. monks

3. success peddling the written word

2. a series of kinky adventures with sitcom like humor

1. a PC-She-Pile on me. I want to see how many of you it would take to break my penis, or at least exhaust it.

[NocturnalRob]

5. Less drunk, crying bitches in my lobby at work.

4. monks

3. success peddling the written word

2. a series of kinky adventures with sitcom like humor

1. a PC-She-Pile on me. I want to see how many of you it would take to break my penis, or at least exhaust it.

5. Stop working at Planned Parenthood.
4. Never
3. Try Harlem. And I assume by "written word," you mean "Jet" subscriptions.
2. NYC is the place to be.
1. Half a Stef.

[diethx]

:(

[Delias]

5. Stop working at Planned Parenthood.
4. Never
3. Try Harlem. And I assume by "written word," you mean "Jet" subscriptions.
2. NYC is the place to be.
1. Half a Stef.

You could have listed your own, that was sort of my intended purpose. But thank you for trying as hard as possible to shatter my dreams, especially the one about suffocating on tits.

[NocturnalRob]

Then why did you name the thread the way you did?!? EXPLAIN YOURSELF, SIR!!

[NocturnalRob]

:(
Fine. 1/4. We all know you exhaust penis with extreme prejudice.

[diethx]

5. To win the lotto
4. For J to quit smoking
3. A vacation back home
2. Straight hair
1. To win the lotto

[diethx]

Fine. 1/4. We all know you exhaust penis with extreme prejudice.

I'm only prejudiced against your penis.

[NocturnalRob]

I'm only prejudiced against your penis.
I'm ok with that.

[Delias]

Then why did you name the thread the way you did?!? EXPLAIN YOURSELF, SIR!!

I felt it was implied!

P.S.- my penis is very easy to get along with, easy going yet firm with stiff boundaries but a willingness to share all it has with even a total stranger. You could be good friends with it. Edit: Uh, with chicks. You know, lots of chicks. Not with Rob.

[diethx]

So apparently you want a PC-She-and-Rob-Pile.

[Delias]

So apparently you want a PC-She-and-Rob-Pile.

I felt the females only part was implied!

I guess I need to really start being specific.

Edit: I think it is time to retire my brain and obtain a new one.

[diethx]

You totally directed that P.S. towards Rob!!!! TOTALLY!~!!

[Delias]

You totally directed that P.S. towards Rob!!!! TOTALLY!~!!

If he presses the issue, I will honor it. I am a man of my word, even words I have uttered mistakenly... but hopefully for both our sakes he will let it go.

[NocturnalRob]

I dunno. I'm kind of pretty...

[diethx]

I dunno. I'm kind of pretty...

Like a kitten.

[DCSL]

1. The ability to convince my mother that our business would be better served by re-locating it to Austin.
2. My furniture. My mother was supposed to ship it to me in July. JULY. I am still couchless, bookcaseless, tableless, damnit.
3. Savants. I'm a dreamer.
4. Get my tattoo.
5. Get rid of the ants that are constantly invading my house. I can't wait for winter to come and kill everything.

[Delias]

1. The ability to convince my mother that our business would be better served by re-locating it to Austin.
2. My furniture. My mother was supposed to ship it to me in July. JULY. I am still couchless, bookcaseless, tableless, damnit.
3. Savants. I'm a dreamer.
4. Get my tattoo.
5. Get rid of the ants that are constantly invading my house. I can't wait for winter to come and kill everything.

I'm not even sure I want monks... but I have a character named Miagi who has been waiting for years to be a monk.

[diethx]

5. Get rid of the ants that are constantly invading my house. I can't wait for winter to come and kill everything.

:( :(

We had an ant problem last winter. In the summer, there was a colony living in front of the building next to ours and they eventually made their way over to ours, and of course our apartment being right on that corner, we had issues. The afternoon before my wedding I was in the shower, and I turned around after rinsing the shampoo and there were thousands crawling all over the wall behind me. I nearly lost my shit. And I still had to condition, and wash my ass. :(

In short, STAY STRONG, ANTS SUCK BALLS.

[NocturnalRob]

Like a kitten.
yes, please.

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/cleavage-kitty.jpg

[Delias]

:( :(

We had an ant problem last winter. In the summer, there was a colony living in front of the building next to ours and they eventually made their way over to ours, and of course our apartment being right on that corner, we had issues. The afternoon before my wedding I was in the shower, and I turned around after rinsing the shampoo and there were thousands crawling all over the wall behind me. I nearly lost my shit. And I still had to condition, and wash my ass. :(

In short, STAY STRONG, ANTS SUCK BALLS.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=54674

[NocturnalRob]

I'm not even sure I want monks... but I have a character named Miagi who has been waiting for years to be a monk.
Um...It's Miyagi. Your character is doomed to fail from the start.

[diethx]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=54674

Ahahahaha. We just had our maintenance guy bring the bug guys over STAT and had them dust inside the walls. No more ants after that!

I'll consider a jedi anteater though if we ever have more issues.

[Delias]

Um...It's Miyagi. Your character is doomed to fail from the start.

I suppose I am full of fail. You have just caused me to doubt my self worth.
Soon I will fall to trolling under a name something like shaalkclaidhmore in a desperate attempt to garner enough attention to rebuild my self esteem.

[NocturnalRob]

I suppose I am full of fail. You have just caused me to doubt my self worth.
Soon I will fall to trolling under a name something like shaalkclaidhmore in a desperate attempt to garner enough attention to rebuild my self esteem.
I would suggest something like MidgetAnger. Somehow that fits a total fucking clown desperately trying to build their self esteem from rock bottom through any attention, positive or negative.

Also, any monk character should be named Thelonius or some derivation thereof.

[diethx]

But how do you really feel, Rob?

[Delias]

I would suggest something like MidgetAnger. Somehow that fits a total fucking clown desperately trying to build their self esteem from rock bottom through any attention, positive or negative.

Also, any monk character should be named Thelonius or some derivation thereof.

Maybe I'll go with DwarfAngst.

[NocturnalRob]

But how do you really feel, Rob?
Rob angry!! Rob crush!!


Maybe I'll go with DwarfAngst.
hahaha...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Delias again.

[kookiegod]

5 - a working lightsaber

4 - world peace, or at least a lot less killing over stupidity (and speaking of stupid, IW to keep quiet)

3 - my new business to succeed beyond my dreams

2 - my continued good health

1 - my newish relationship to continue to rock and grow :)

I really want the lightsaber. plskthx?

[diethx]

Rob angry!! Rob crush!!

:heart:

[4a6c1]

5.) Vacation

6.) Vacation with no books or calculators or lab goggles or sample cases

1.) Vacation on a beach. With a surfboard and a tent and some running shoes and some wicking clothes and granola bars and a kayak and maybe even toilet paper.

Eleventy Eleven.) Vacation without relatives anywhere. Within 20 miles. Or even 100 miles. EDITED: MAKE THAT 500 MILES.

2.) Vacation

[Delias]

5.) Vacation

6.) Vacation with no books or calculators or lab goggles or sample cases

1.) Vacation on a beach. With a surfboard and a tent and some running shoes and some wicking clothes and granola bars and a kayak and maybe even toilet paper.

Eleventy Eleven.) Vacation without relatives anywhere. Within 20 miles. Or even 100 miles. EDITED: MAKE THAT 500 MILES.

2.) Vacation

Way to defy numerical conventions.

[4a6c1]

Whatever dont judge me. Afk 5 minutes while I write and publish a paper about the practical mathematical applications of Eleventy eleven. I'll change your world to agree with me and you will be all like WTF IS THIS SHIT I HATE PIE (3.14).

[4a6c1]

Also cool thread. Ok bye. Pie.

[Delias]

Whatever dont judge me. Afk 5 minutes while I write and publish a paper about the practical mathematical applications of Eleventy eleven. I'll change your world to agree with me and you will be all like WTF IS THIS SHIT I HATE PIE (3.14).

I would declare my love for you but I am terrified of you.

[Fallen]

5. Sorcerer Dev
4. Wizard Dev
3. Money
2. More money
1. dunno.

[Gnome Rage]

1. Socks
2. Jeans
3. Bras
4. Sneakers
5. Eggnog.

No particular order.

[Back]

1. War being obsolete.

2. Free shelter for everyone.

3. Free food for everyone.

4. Free education for everyone.

5. A nice romp in the sack every once in a while tied with a great space exploration program.

[pabstblueribbon]

1. War being obsolete.

2. Free shelter for everyone.

3. Free food for everyone.

4. Free education for everyone.

5. A nice romp in the sack every once in a while tied with a great space exploration program.

Are you saying you want to explore Uranus?

[Back]

Are you saying you want to explore Uranus?

Yes I think we should all explore Uranus. And it’s cracks and crevices.

[B4Hand]

1. Hubby Home
2. Kids Happy
3. Mom and Dad visiting
4. A Keurig Coffee Maker thingy (or new panties, which is more likely what I'll get..undies and socks )

[iJin]

1. iPad
2. Chipotle
3. Drink Dr.Pepper in NY This December
4. Meet my GS buddies.
5. Eat NY pizza.

.....I don't think I'm good at this.