What's in your disaster kit?

[Xeromist]

I'm curious about the types of disasters any of you and your loved ones may have prepared yourselves for! Floods, zombies, earthquakes, general apocalyptic conditions?? Might be dependent on what kind of dookie likes to hit the fan in your location. I know people in the Pacific Northwest like to think they have zombie issues. Regardless, you hear that it's recommended you have 3 days worth of supplies in the event of some kind of major disaster. I personally am skeptical of this time-line and would rather plan for worse without being overly cumbersome.

So here's where you share on what you have in your disaster kit/supply/cache/bunker and why! Anything that makes yours unique? Are you prepared for anything specific?

Don't have disaster kit?? Talk about what you WOULD have in yours, then. I'm just starting one myself right now and have divided it so far into medical supplies and camping supplies for what I want to throw together. My hope isn't to survive any one scenario, just general survivability itself if things get ugly. And maybe we could improve each others' kits with ideas, feedback, and experience.


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Medical Supplies I have so far: bandaging supplies, masks, sterile gloves, topical anesthetics, IV supplies and fluid, and a few medications that I doubt would ever have to use on myself.

Camping Supplies I have so far: leatherman multi-tool, Swedish FireSteel (~3000 uses), waterproof matches, Coleman Fire Starters (these tiny flammable blocks that can ignite when wet), and a self-charging flashlight-radio (12-in-1 gadget with some cool built-in features)

Things I plan to add: a suture kit, MREs, broad spectrum antibiotics, potassium supplements, a portable water filter, a firearm (after becoming more familiar with them), hiking pack, small tent, and quality sleeping bag

[Showal]

Mine consists of 4 items:

- http://www.freemania.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lubriderm-sample.jpg
So I don't get dry skin
- http://itsallfreeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Kleenex.jpg
I have bad allergies at times. Don't want to be caught in a disaster with a runny nose!
- A LOT OF THIS!! http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/blue/Funyuns_Original.gif
- My collection of pornos.

Things I want to add:

- One of these: www.fleshlight.com (http://www.fleshlight.com)
- A firearm (only when I learn how to use it!)
- A dark, private room accessable only by me with locks on the inside and windows with privacy glass so I can see out but NO ONE can see in and see what I'm doing.

[LMingrone]

A fishing pole, water proof matches, and a gun. That's all I need. At least that what Survivorman tells me. Everything else could be scavenged.

[TheLastShamurai]

http://lifesaversystems.com/

Lifesaver Bottle = win.

[Xeromist]

- A firearm (only when I learn how to use it!)
- A dark, private room accessable only by me with locks on the inside and windows with privacy glass so I can see out but NO ONE can see in and see what I'm doing.

You don't plan on incorporating the firearm into your private room activities, do you? :confused:

[AnticorRifling]

I've got my rifles and pistols, lots of ammo, lots of stuff to reload my brass, what else do you need?

[Showal]

You don't plan on incorporating the firearm into your private room activities, do you? :confused:

Dependings on how wide the barrel's opening is. Also, if I get my fleshlight before the firearm, I wouldn't need to, but who knows. I might get bored.

[Bobmuhthol]

1. Women
2. My dick

WOAH

[Fallen]

I've got my rifles and pistols, lots of ammo, lots of stuff to reload my brass, what else do you need?

An unarmed neighbor whose supplies you can commandeer.

[TheEschaton]

Black tar heroin.

[Kitsun]

Leatherman
Rigid Bowie Knife
Benchmade Nimravus
SOG Hatchet
SOG Shovel
50' of paracord

2 Bricks of Mainstay Emergency Rations
3 Packets of aPack Meal Pouches
CamelBak Water Backpack
(Need to get a LifeSaver water bottle)

First Aid Kit
Firestarter + Maya Dust
2 Lighters
Bandages
Duct Tape
Electrical Tape
Box of Nails

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Cocaine
Bananas
Vacuum Cleaner

[pabstblueribbon]

Cocaine
Bananas
Vacuum Cleaner

Can I kick it with you when shit hits the fan? I really like bananas.

[4a6c1]

I dont need a disaster bag. I plan on chopping off one of my legs and putting in its place an m203 grenade launcher. Then with the help of several losers who only own lingerie I will destroy all the bad guys.

[Gnome Rage]

Tampons.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8TQUjUTsi30/SeeVqoW-imI/AAAAAAAAFao/zHbzqXrgYks/s400/tampon_gun.jpg

[Delias]

I actually won both Les Stroud and Bear Grylls in a poker game, so I think I'll be alright.

[NocturnalRob]

I actually won both Les Stroud and Bear Grylls in a poker game, so I think I'll be alright.
Ah, man. All I have are Mykel Hawke and Ruth England.

[iJenni]

heirloom seeds

[g++]

A dvd copy of battle royale and Michael Browns phone number.

[ElvenFury]

1.) Vaseline
2.) Ball gag
3.) Tisket

[AnticorRifling]

1.) Vaseline
2.) Ball gag
3.) Tisket

The bad thing is 1 and 2 are for him.

[NocturnalRob]

1.) Vaseline
2.) Ball gag
3.) Tisket
Make sure the ball gag fits you. Chafing is the worst.

edit: Fuck you, AR. Anyway, my comment was better.

[ElvenFury]

What a man does in his zombie shelter is his own business.

[kookiegod]

I am pretty set, I have camping gear like crazy, dozens of knives and axes, a well for water, and a good amount of rations. Firearms, I got a few, and the ability to use them. I also have two generators, one general portable one, and one high end one now in the game2u van i bought for the biz which is ultra high end.

Just need to commandeer a fuel depot, and be fairly set.

Heh

[Beguiler]

I am pretty set, Heh


I goes to your house! I's set too!

[NocturnalRob]

I goes to your house! I's set too!
I kill both of you. Then I don't have to share.

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicblehbleh1.png

[4a6c1]

Rob is that head cannibal the evil plantation house scene in The Road that made the movie so terrifying. We are all just waiting to be pieces of meat in his dungeon. Why plan for anything else.

[NocturnalRob]

Rojo, I'll save you for last. Honest.

[Warriorbird]

Dogs, supplies, and keys to one of the largest local supplies of alcohol.

[Gan]

I do not have a dedicated "kit".

My garage/tool bench has most items that I would require and because of its frequent use - I'm assured that all supplies at any given time are not old/outdated/rusted/dull etc. The only other location I would require access to is my gun locker - which is also well stocked and frequently used.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I actually have a small "in case of emergency" stash. I have 8 gallons of water which I change out every 6 months or so. That's it.

But I also have (not on my in case of emergency list cause I always have it). About a dozen weapons, ammo, fishing gear, knives, etc. I should be the last house you want to break into to see if I have something to loot :)

[AnticorRifling]

A whole dozen?!

[Latrinsorm]

Hello, chocolate. How has this not been mentioned yet?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

A whole dozen?!

Yeah, most are hunting rifles of various calibers. A few single and double action wheel guns, and a few automatic handguns. I'm no Ted Kazinski!

[Xeromist]

Jesus, it sounds like the only thing my kit is missing is the whole lot of you all. I think I'd be set.

[Paradii]

Don't forget your water purifiers. Boiling water for drinking is teh sux, and giardia is teh shits.