HOTTIE ALERT (and obligatory rude comments)

[4a6c1]

Thread for guys and girls.

Rules

1)Picture of hottie.
2)Rude comments




Yes. So.




This is my reason for the thread.

Alex O'Loughlin (Hawaii Five-O)

http://tengossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alex-shirtless-sexiest-man-alive_a.jpg


^I would eat a sandwich of that

[Delias]

Thread for guys and girls.

Rules

1)Picture of hottie.
2)Rude comments




Yes. So.




This is my reason for the thread.

Alex O'Loughlin (Hawaii Five-O)

http://tengossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alex-shirtless-sexiest-man-alive_a.jpg


^I would eat a sandwich of that

I thought your vagina devoured them whole.

Edited upon realization that it only devours their souls.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FhFQa1in5Gs/Rs2zANOFZ6I/AAAAAAAAAaE/MhMDI9md8JE/s400/Clive.jpg

:bananahit:

[WRoss]

http://hotcelebrity.name/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/camilla-belle.jpg

Camilla Belle, I'd Jew bash her.

[Ryvicke]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FhFQa1in5Gs/Rs2zANOFZ6I/AAAAAAAAAaE/MhMDI9md8JE/s400/Clive.jpg

:bananahit:

What is this 2007? They don't even let that guy be in movies anymore.

J/K I only own red all-stars cause of that bastard in Sin City.

[Ryvicke]

Someone sent me this link and I think this girl is 14 years old but I haven't checked to find out.

She SINGS GOOD.

http://www.youtube.com/user/trixiesant#p/u/5/7-AkPxGdOYo

[Sylvan Dreams]

http://www.knucklepit.com/_tgeorges%20st-pierre10-3.jpg


http://www.ufcresultslive.com/uploads/UFCGeneral/georges_st_pierre.jpg

[4a6c1]

I thought your vagina devoured them whole.

Edited upon realization that it only devours their souls.

<3

[ElvenFury]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/wbmore2/scarlett-johansson-cleavage-11.jpg

I'd put my walla walla in her bing bang and then oooh eee oooh ah aalllllll over her.

[Ryvicke]

I'd put my walla walla in her bing bang and then oooh eee oooh ah aalllllll over her.

Yeah, she's pretty much still the one for sure. I don't think anyone else is even in the same realm. The only shit part is that being a hottie made her takes lots and lots of bad movies.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Yeah, she's pretty much still the one for sure. I don't think anyone else is even in the same realm. The only shit part is that being a hottie made her takes lots and lots of bad movies.

POOR DEBORAH :(

http://truebloodguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/135.jpg

[TheEschaton]

it's oochie walla walla.

[AnticorRifling]

it's oochie walla walla.

Yes but if you say it in your Indian voice you have to end it with "Oh my goodness".

[Tea & Strumpets]

it's oochie walla walla.

Good call. And wasn't there a song from the Jetsons that would apply to this situation? It was something like "Eek Ork Ook something something, that means I love you".

~Stanley Burrell

[Kuyuk]

Good call. And wasn't there a song from the Jetsons that would apply to this situation? It was something like "Eek Ork Ook something something, that means I love you".

~Stanley Burrell

T&S is SB?

[TheEschaton]

T&S is SB?

That would be quite the epic troll.

[Tea & Strumpets]

That would be quite the epic troll.

Oh, I signed in under the wrong user name, my bad.

~Kuyuk

[4a6c1]

This thread was boring with only abs and boobs so I had to make it interesting.

~Tea and Strumpets

[Tea & Strumpets]

This thread was boring with only abs and boobs so I had to make it interesting.

~Tea and Strumpets

Not really fair. I enjoyed the boobs.

[diethx]

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID14380/images/Alexander_Skarsgard_naked_photo.jpg

/thread

[Latrinsorm]

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/k/kate_beckinsale/thumbnails/tn2_kate_beckinsale_3.jpg

I would advise her on a different earring selection.

[Cephalopod]

http://s.sfwgifs.com/img/upld/deborah-ann-woll.gif

[Ryvicke]

POOR DEBORAH :(

http://truebloodguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/135.jpg

I thought maybe I was talking about her too much and wanted to play it cool. As soon as I get back from having my passionfruit bubble tea I'm breaking into my Jessica gif vault.

[Delias]

My list is so indescribably long that I could not think of all their names in an appropriate and timely manner to respond to this thread.

[Beguiler]

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/k/kate_beckinsale/thumbnails/tn2_kate_beckinsale_3.jpg

I would advise her on a different earring selection.


She had ears? <blink>

[Delias]

She had ears? <blink>

Technical term is "Handles".

[Lolleia]

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID14380/images/Alexander_Skarsgard_naked_photo.jpg

/thread

I dunno who that is but me likey.

[ElvenFury]

Great news everyone...

http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad9/ElvenFuryPC/Hypnolactatingslut.jpg

[Ryvicke]

Great news everyone...

http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad9/ElvenFuryPC/Hypnolactatingslut.jpg

I repped you earlier today and it was for something so inconsequential. I regret it.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I repped you earlier today and it was for something so inconsequential. I regret it.

I got you covered!

[Cephalopod]

I repped you earlier today and it was for something so inconsequential. I regret it.

He has been repped for that post, and repped well, and he knows that he has been well-repped for it is his duty.

[Kainen]

Till Lindemann and Vin Diesel. If I could have one or the other, my life would be complete.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5163/till100.png

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/7044/vin3b.jpg

PS. it took me quite a while to stop staring at thier pics long enough to post one :lol:

[Delias]

Till Lindemann and Vin Diesel. If I could have one or the other, my life would be complete.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5163/till100.png

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/7044/vin3b.jpg

PS. it took me quite a while to stop staring at thier pics long enough to post one :lol:

From the things I've heard, Vin Diesel would be more interested in Till Lindemann than in you.

[Kainen]

From the things I've heard, Vin Diesel would be more interested in Till Lindemann than in you.

Yeah yeah.. I still don't care (I would be a guy for him :lol:)

[WRoss]

http://www.wiihotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bia-and-branca-feres-10.png

The Feres twins. I'd synchronize swim them.

[Kuyuk]

Why did I not know about these twins earlier?

Why are they not naked in a GIS??

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://www.hayekwallpaper.com/wallpaper/salma_hayek_5.jpg

Words cannot express how hot she is.

[NocturnalRob]

I prefer this one.

http://www.dlisted.com/files/salmatittyballs1.jpg

I wanna slap those tittaaaays.

[Cephalopod]

I'm going to avoid actresses, and opt to post this hottie, with no rude comment:
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9195/emberxb9.jpg

[Keller]

I prefer this one.

Nothing but a horse-face with cleavage.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

You are nuts. I thinks he's gorgeous.

[WRoss]

Why did I not know about these twins earlier?

Why are they not naked in a GIS??

They are part of the Brazilian synchronized swimming team. I found them the other day when I was doing a GIS of twin for the "Twins Clench" thread. NOM NOM NOM. Do want.

[4a6c1]

You are nuts. I thinks he's gorgeous.

Quoted before he edits.

[AnticorRifling]

You are nuts. I thinks he's gorgeous.

You think he's hot huh....

[ElvenFury]

http://www.poptower.com/pic-25050/tamara-taylor.jpg

Tamara Taylor, she's got one hell of a walk. Those swinging hips could break a man's neck.

[TheLastShamurai]

http://chronicvacation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/milla-jovovich.jpg

I'd like to get evil with her resident. Wait wut?

[B4Hand]

http://truebloodguide.com/wp-content/themes/wp-vybe/graphics/cat/alcide/joe-manganiello-alcide-true-blood-1.jpg (http://truebloodguide.com/)

IF I wasn't soo in love with Alex..I'd let this big boy..do his wolf thing..or something.

I sorta stink at the rude comments part.

[Back]

CJ Miles gets my vote... click the pic to see more.

http://www.pixacom.com/models/378/CJ%20Miles%20(4).jpg (http://www.pixacom.com/model/378/asian-models%2FPinays%2FCJ-Miles)

PS. I forgot the rude comment...

I would ride that at 60 miles an hour for hours and hours and hours...

[Parker]

Because they make me want to lick every inch of tattoos.

[DCSL]

http://pacejmiller.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/ripped-rain-in-ninja-assassin.jpg

The things I would do to this boy are sick. Sick and illegal.

[Gan]

http://www.moglik.com/i/uploaded_files/6fz4dnzqti_kaley-cuoco-bikini.jpg

I'd like to give her a big bang theory.

[Tisket]

Hugh Jackman. I'd post a sexy picture of him but this one makes me laugh so I'm going with it:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/zzzzzwolverine.jpg

[4a6c1]

Tisket holy shit :lol2:

[Rucca]

Alessandro Terrin. Italian swimmer.

http://imgur.com/0P7KO.jpg
http://imgur.com/6tVma.jpg

He could serve his meatballs to me anytime. As well as his Italian sausage. Delicioso.

[DCSL]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. And all we have is Phelps. Sure, he wins medals but does he look like a god while doing it? No.

[Rucca]

http://imgur.com/ndJIt.jpg

Oh hi again, Alessandro. Yes, I'd drop the soap repeatedly.

[B4Hand]

http://imgur.com/ndJIt.jpg

Oh hi again, Alessandro. Yes, I'd drop the soap repeatedly.

Oh Wow Rucca..This one is Yummmy.

[Gan]

Way too much tube steak in this thread. :(

[B4Hand]

Way too much tube steak in this thread. :(

Pshh.. Although I will admit I feel like a perv trying to find hot pictures of men to post in this thread.

[Fatsix]

Way too much tube steak in this thread. :(

Some of the girls could use this as well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwrUeFiBeVE&feature=popular

[iJenni]

http://drome.web-coast.net/forum/uploads/images/tight_jeans123456.gif

[diethx]

Alessandro Terrin. Italian swimmer.

http://imgur.com/6tVma.jpg

He could serve his meatballs to me anytime. As well as his Italian sausage. Delicioso.

Wow....

[Kainen]

Yeah.. wow was pretty much what I was thinking.

Also.. R.I.P :( but still hot.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9755/psteele.png (http://img408.imageshack.us/i/psteele.png/)

[diethx]

Yeah.. wow was pretty much what I was thinking.

Also.. R.I.P :( but still hot.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9755/psteele.png (http://img408.imageshack.us/i/psteele.png/)

Agreed - selling his Playgirl is something I regret a LOT because now I can't seem to find another on eBay. Good thing I took a picture of my favorite spread (lol pun) from that mag. He was so beautiful before he got old and fat... le sigh.

[Kainen]

Agreed - selling his Playgirl is something I regret a LOT because now I can't seem to find another on eBay. Good thing I took a picture of my favorite spread (lol pun) from that mag. He was so beautiful before he got old and fat... le sigh.

Yeah, not to mention that he had a LOT going for him *winkwink*.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://imgur.com/0P7KO.jpg


Wannnnt.

[Kainen]

Did no one remember her in Dusk Til Dawn?

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9140/shayek.jpg (http://img84.imageshack.us/i/shayek.jpg/)

[NocturnalRob]

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9755/psteele.png (http://img408.imageshack.us/i/psteele.png/)
Epic fail. Epic heart fail.

[4a6c1]

Alessandro Terrin. Italian swimmer.

http://imgur.com/0P7KO.jpg




I think this thread has found an official mascot. He needs to be on every page. Also YUM.

[diethx]

Yeah, not to mention that he had a LOT going for him *winkwink*.

I KNOW RIGHT.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I had to go look up more pictures.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_h0GaLYr_B88/TIi-kCdOUqI/AAAAAAAAH5U/3-AG-rqpk28/s1600/b.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_h0GaLYr_B88/TIi99Ec_doI/AAAAAAAAH3s/Wfm7uNQtjxM/s1600/h.jpg

[Rucca]

Back by popular demand, some Italian tubesteak...

http://imgur.com/UouPp.jpg

Alessandro I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH.

[4a6c1]

Awww. I see he does have a flaw. Carpet legs. OH WELL STILL CAN FAP.

[Kainen]

Awww. I see he does have a flaw. Carpet legs. OH WELL STILL CAN FAP.

You can edit out said carpet legs ... IT'S YOUR FANTASY!!! :D

[Rucca]

Awww. I see he does have a flaw. Carpet legs. OH WELL STILL CAN FAP.

Yes, which is kind of odd for swimmers, but I guess not in Italy. That being said...back to fapping.

[Rucca]

Here, to get your mind off of his legs and to focus on his eyes, since that's what we look for in a man besides a great mind...and not just his body (since men really aren't pieces of meat put here on earth for our enjoyment)...:rofl:

http://imgur.com/ipuLk.jpg

[Donquix]

Gotta class this place up a little...

http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/109-zooey-deschanel.jpg

[Delias]

Gotta class this place up a little...

http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/109-zooey-deschanel.jpg

I believe you have just won.

[Beguiler]

(since men really aren't pieces of meat put here on earth for our enjoyment)...:rofl:


Rucca, baby, what planet are YOU from? :lol:

[AnticorRifling]

http://www.celebrityphotobook.com/images/uploads/alyson_hannigan_1.jpg

I would mouth hug her fart box.

[4a6c1]

LOL Rucca

[Rucca]

Rucca, baby, what planet are YOU from? :lol:

Sweetums did you see the :rofl: ? ;)

[Beguiler]

Sweetums did you see the :rofl: ? ;)


Yes'm, was just funnin' ya!

[Ryvicke]

Back to girls then!

At this point I guess Emma Stone isn't doing overt mega-sex just yet. So I'm settling for imagining tasteful freckle-sex connect the dots etc. etc.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/nobody_boy/emmastone.jpg

[Fatsix]

Awww. I see he does have a flaw. Carpet legs. OH WELL STILL CAN FAP.

And probably gay.

[4a6c1]

And probably gay.

I give less than 2 shits about this for the same reason you would stare at 2 lesbians goin at it.

Carpet legs is a major eww though.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Eric Bana. Mmmmm.

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/181662-eric_bana.jpg

[Fatsix]

I give less than 2 shits about this for the same reason you would stare at 2 lesbians goin at it.

Carpet legs is a major eww though.

Which means he wouldn't be interested in your goods, on the other hand its your fantasy.... I think they shave for competition, so your good to go...

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Which means he wouldn't be interested in your goods, on the other hand its your fantasy

Implying that anyone in this thread has even a chance of MEETING the person they're posting in this thread.....

[ElvenFury]

Implying that anyone in this thread has even a chance of MEETING the person they're posting in this thread.....
Excuse me? You do realize that Scarlett is lactating away in my basement as we speak, correct?

[AnticorRifling]

Implying that anyone in this thread has even a chance of MEETING the person they're posting in this thread.....

I'm more interested in MEATING the the woman I posted a pic of.

[Rucca]

Oh and Fatsix, Alessandro likes cookies, not ding-dongs. :D

[Cephalopod]

http://drome.web-coast.net/forum/uploads/images/tight_jeans123456.gif

If you enjoy this image, you may care to view this:
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/44917-5/Shay_Laren_Nude_Wii.gif (nsfw)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

The amount of dudity in this thread is disturbing.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Mandy%20Moore-56.jpg

[Ryvicke]

Eric Bana. Mmmmm.

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/181662-eric_bana.jpg

!!!!!!! I didn't think anyone remembered BANA.

FUCK YEAH!!! I have had a weird thing for Bana since Troy and once wrote his name on a custom bumper sticker from some magazine cause I thought it was a fucking awesome thing to do (it just said "Eric Bana") but then my friends told me it was just gay but it stayed on my car for a few years. Recently viewed a fun documentary about him rebuilding and racing classic cars as well. He's so cool.

[ElvenFury]

http://www.oesquema.com.br/trabalhosujo/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/camiseta-charlize-theron-einstein-02.jpg

I'd let her ride my stamp-wetter overnight and first class.

[Latrinsorm]

Some of the girls could use this as well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwrUeFiBeVE&feature=popularI couldn't tell if she's purposefully trying to show off her arms or her cleavage with the bag workout, but then I remembered WHO CARES, NERD.

[CrystalTears]

Holy shit great thread. Just wish I didn't open it at work and have a mini heart attack with the excellent images.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

!!!!!!! I didn't think anyone remembered BANA.

FUCK YEAH!!! I have had a weird thing for Bana since Troy and once wrote his name on a custom bumper sticker from some magazine cause I thought it was a fucking awesome thing to do (it just said "Eric Bana") but then my friends told me it was just gay but it stayed on my car for a few years. Recently viewed a fun documentary about him rebuilding and racing classic cars as well. He's so cool.

I love Eric Bana. I first saw him in Black Hawk Down and was like WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN?

Troy sealed it for me though. I remember everyone going respectively gaga over half-naked Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom, all the while I'm like "Holy shit Prince Hector is HOT."

[Kainen]

The amount of dudity in this thread is disturbing.

That's cuz some of us PC wimmenz knowz what we likes!

[CrystalTears]

I love Eric Bana. I first saw him in Black Hawk Down and was like WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN?

Troy sealed it for me though. I remember everyone going respectively gaga over half-naked Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom, all the while I'm like "Holy shit Prince Hector is HOT."
QFT

I mean I like Brad Pitt, but when I saw Troy, I kept thinking, "Who cares about Achilles and Paris. Fucking hell HECTOR... WANT!"

[Back]

The amount of dudity in this thread is disturbing.

I don’t mind it at all. The human body is a beautiful thing. If anything it is inspiring me to get so fucking cut that babes will search for photos of my body on the fucking internet.

[Ryvicke]

Troy sealed it for me though. I remember everyone going respectively gaga over half-naked Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom, all the while I'm like "Holy shit Prince Hector is HOT."

Bana totally makes Troy. His scene walking down through the city to battle the unkillable Pitt with his baby son in his arms was fucking awesome in a movie that might be undeserving of his performance.

He is also the shit in CHOPPER.

And MUNICH made me want to impregnate jewish women.

ETA: I even really liked HULK.

BANA!!!!!!!

[Rucca]

Bana makes my panties wet. I'd like to punish him for that.

[CrystalTears]

Hell, I loved him in Star Trek.

[4a6c1]

Just wish I didn't open it at work and have a mini heart attack with the excellent images.

Ahahaha. WIN.

[Ryvicke]

Bana makes my panties wet. I'd like to punish him for that.

You're disrespecting Bana by treating him like a sexual object and my impassioned (and super gay) posts will not stand for it (as if my posts were sentient and could do anything) so stop.

[Keller]

http://images.starpulse.com/news/media/Emmanuelle-Chriqui-cleavage.jpg

Probably not up to Rob's standards . . .

[Kainen]

Now THIS is one hot chick.. good God she makes me drool.

Sagia Castaneda

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/637/sagia.jpg (http://img826.imageshack.us/i/sagia.jpg/)

[4a6c1]

Bana totally makes Troy. His scene walking down through the city to battle the unkillable Pitt with his baby son in his arms was fucking awesome in a movie that might be undeserving of his performance.

He is also the shit in CHOPPER.

And MUNICH made me want to impregnate jewish women.

ETA: I even really liked HULK.

BANA!!!!!!!

This.

Munich made me want to sex him up in an israeli issue sleeping bag.

[Rucca]

You're disrespecting Bana by treating him like a sexual object and my impassioned (and super gay) posts will not stand for it (as if my posts were sentient and could do anything) so stop.

LOOK at his beautiful eyes, and I know he has a beautiful mind.

http://imgur.com/ATzDn.jpg

(He is also in a great position to be punished for the naughty thoughts that go through my mind while looking at him)

[Kainen]

:lol: Hunk du Jour

[4a6c1]

Never seen Troy. Had to google this shit to understand what you guys were talking about!

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n217/Kirkwoody/bana_troy.jpg

^GET IN MY TOGA

[Back]

http://images.starpulse.com/news/media/Emmanuelle-Chriqui-cleavage.jpg

Probably not up to Rob's standards . . .

Nice baby buffet.

[Kainen]

Something about his eyes...

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/5263/ccornell.jpg (http://img704.imageshack.us/i/ccornell.jpg/)

[AnticorRifling]

http://www.muscleandfitness.com/images/maf/209856/5465.jpg

Allison Baver, she might be an ice skater but she'd need an ice pack when I was done.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Netflix that shit and watch it. When Hector's wife breaks down in tears that he's going to go fight Achilles I had all the empathy in the world for her and the monumental sadness of the potential loss of such hotness.

Speaking of togas, Spartacus: Blood and Sand was a feast of eye candy.
http://www.episodeswatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/spartacus.jpg

Between the endless parade of sweating, scarred hot men fighting eachother are sex scenes, and that's about the extent of the series.

[Rucca]

Mmmm look at his...eyes.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

And besides Spartacus we have:

VARRO

http://spartacus-blood-and-sand.maxupdates.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Varro.jpg

Crixus!

http://thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/crixus-300x271.jpg

[Cephalopod]

I'm pretty sure Crixus's wang had its own contract for that show.

[Donquix]

All the talk about spartacus and troy led me to find a picture of lucy lawless, which led me to this from the Xena days....

http://i337.photobucket.com/albums/n366/Dutch_123/indiancraft/lucy-lawless-xena-samurai.jpg

Which was in a thread about some show called legend of the seeker, which I hadn't heard of but apparently featured these girls...

http://scifibloggers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Tabrett-Bethell-Cara-Legend-of-the-Seeker-babes.jpg
and

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii280/Evilyn2u/SEEKER/CARA_s01e22.jpg

Which eventually leads to this...

http://i48.tinypic.com/2cpbbq8.gif

I approve of all of the above.

[Delias]

All the talk about spartacus and troy led me to find a picture of lucy lawless, which led me to this from the Xena days....

http://i337.photobucket.com/albums/n366/Dutch_123/indiancraft/lucy-lawless-xena-samurai.jpg

Which was in a thread about some show called legend of the seeker, which I hadn't heard of but apparently featured these girls...

http://scifibloggers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Tabrett-Bethell-Cara-Legend-of-the-Seeker-babes.jpg
and

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii280/Evilyn2u/SEEKER/CARA_s01e22.jpg

Which eventually leads to this...

http://i48.tinypic.com/2cpbbq8.gif

I approve of all of the above.

Legend of the seeker was supposed to be a mini-series based on goodkind's books... I watched the first three and thought "Wow, this is almost exactly the same as hercules: the legendary journeys"... I found out shortly thereafter that it is done by the same guy. I stopped watching long before what appears to be a lesbian mord-sith kiss... and now I am filled with regret, and unexpended fap-juice.

[Kainen]

Legend of the Seeker was a dissappointment BUT Xena is so verry hawt. Yes indeed.

[Nathala Crane]

Here we have the only thing the short-lived Krod Mandoon had going for it:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/Xavier44/krod_mandoon_aneka.jpg

[Sean]

http://img.listal.com/image/335386/600full-jordana-brewster.jpg

I would do it fast and furiously

[Delias]

http://imgur.com/pCK8Fl.jpg

Maggie Siff. Look at all that beautiful hair I can wrap my hands in, those beautiful eyes I can paste shut.

[Tea & Strumpets]

http://img.listal.com/image/335386/600full-jordana-brewster.jpg

I would do it fast and furiously

I think Dave Chappelle has some comments on the subject that are relevant. "I'm a speed fucker!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpjq8jqrPq8

[Sean]

I think Dave Chappelle has some comments on the subject that are relevant. "I'm a speed fucker!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpjq8jqrPq8

I got mine..

[Tea & Strumpets]

I got mine..

You dick. I was trying to think of something funny to respond with, and then I saw your signature and it made me laugh. Don't interrupt my train of thought again.

[Latrinsorm]

Speaking of Legend of the Seeker (and holy crap, the guy from the second and third Mad Max movies is in that show? THAT'S who he is! so satisfying):

http://www.twotalkingmonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bridget-regan-the-perfect-wonder-woman.jpg

I would make her take a different facial expression from the one she displays for 100% of the show (probably not, actually).

[Back]

I would make her take a different facial expression from the one she displays for 100% of the show (probably not, actually).

Wow, thats so rude I am blushing!

[Cephalopod]

This fine young lady was just brought to my attention / brought me to attention...

http://greenshines.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/4.jpg

[Celephais]

This fine young lady was just brought to my attention / brought me to attention...

http://greenshines.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/4.jpg

Yeah... wow. Who is that?

[AnticorRifling]

And work blocks whatever site that is, hate you.

[Cephalopod]

Susan Coffey (http://susancoffey.deviantart.com/).

A nice collection of her (http://greenshines.com/114-fotografias-de-susan-coffey/) (in Spanish? She's from Jersey.)

And some possible nudes (http://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw/comments/dkv70/susan_coffey_without_the_bubble_crap/)... (nsfw)

[Tordane]

And some possible nudes (http://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw/comments/dkv70/susan_coffey_without_the_bubble_crap/)... (nsfw)

+Fake Rep - Cabinet shot is win.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

And work blocks whatever site that is, hate you.

Sucks to be you, she's gorgeous!



ON TOPIC:

Anthony Anderson
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1146/anthonyandersonc.jpg

[Ryvicke]

Oh we're doing normal girls now! I love hipster model brooklyn attention-whore Jen Baby.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/nobody_boy/jenbaby.jpg

Moar (http://thechive.com/2009/10/27/where-the-wild-things-are-girl-revealed-meet-jen-baby/)

[Celephais]

Susan Coffey (http://susancoffey.deviantart.com/).

A nice collection of her (http://greenshines.com/114-fotografias-de-susan-coffey/) (in Spanish? She's from Jersey.)

And some possible nudes (http://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw/comments/dkv70/susan_coffey_without_the_bubble_crap/)... (nsfw)

I knew I loved Coffey... the name sounds familiar, I'm pretty sure she came up at one point in the past around here. If I ever got to meet here I would get into her friend zone SO hard.

[Delias]

I knew I loved Coffey... the name sounds familiar, I'm pretty sure she came up at one point in the past around here. If I ever got to meet here I would get into her friend zone SO hard.

Even my thoughts about her are criminal, my actions would enter an entirely new realm of what I like to call fucking her until her asshole falls off.

[Celephais]

.. the name sounds familiar

There we go!


This might help a little bit. Susan Coffey is definitely one attractive woman.


http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/272/4/1/more_by_SusanCoffey.jpg

[Gan]

Ahhh Gingers.

NOW THATS MORE LIKE IT!

:)

[NocturnalRob]

I like her bracelets.

[Latrinsorm]

Anthony AndersonI thought you were going somewhere else with this, and I'm not sure if I'm disappointed or not.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I thought you were going somewhere else with this, and I'm not sure if I'm disappointed or not.

That he's a raw vegan?!

[Donquix]

Vegan?

http://splashpage.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/032510_pilgrim21.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Vegan?

http://splashpage.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/032510_pilgrim21.jpg

Not just a vegan, but raw too.

[Latrinsorm]

I thought you were going to be talking about a different Anthony Anderson:

http://gossiponthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/anthony-anderson-1.jpg

Who could also be a raw vegan, at least of the Prince Fielder school.

[Latrinsorm]

http://vzone.vn/Resources/2009_10_09/13401/rachel%20mcadams1.jpg

I would prod her freckles sexfully.

[Donquix]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif HOTTIE ALERT (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1180621#post1180621) Yeah!!! Scott Pilgrim!!

Reminded me...

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/winstead.jpg

I would make a pilgrimage...inside her pants.

[Tisket]

http://vzone.vn/Resources/2009_10_09/13401/rachel%20mcadams1.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/Walk-In-Botox-224x300.jpg

[Ceyrin]

Mila Kunis... I've wanted a piece of that for a while.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lKe2XK1kSnY/S_TmmLounpI/AAAAAAAABxA/SKiclMHzbyA/s1600/mila-kunis-measurements.jpg

http://www.gooople.com/data/media/202/mila-kunis-wallpapers-april-23.jpg

And for much the same reason... Morena Baccarin

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/9186/Morena%20Baccarin.jpg

The new shorthair thing doesn't really do it for me as well though.

It's all about the long black locks. Mmmmm

[Parker]

I have no idea what to say about this girl.

While her body's lovely, her arms....oh my god...her arms. If arms could be fucked, I would fuck her arms.

Maybe she can squeeze them together or something. I'd probably pork her armpits.

[Donquix]

If you're going to have a girl push something together and "pork" it, might as well be these...

http://www.sevensidedcube.net/wp-content/uploads/christina-hendricks1.jpg

and what the hell...might as well just finish off the rest of the cast from firefly...

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/object/912/912723/jewel-staite_photoboxart_160w.jpg

http://img.listal.com/image/318073/600full-summer-glau.jpg

[Delias]

If you're going to have a girl push something together and "pork" it, might as well be these...

http://www.sevensidedcube.net/wp-content/uploads/christina-hendricks1.jpg

and what the hell...might as well just finish off the rest of the cast from firefly...

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/object/912/912723/jewel-staite_photoboxart_160w.jpg

http://img.listal.com/image/318073/600full-summer-glau.jpg

I support porking the female cast of firefly.

[Skeeter]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bpmyS24dHhQ/SwGGFy0p4XI/AAAAAAAAAa4/ojndBlB3Q4g/s1600/eliza_dushku.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/Walk-In-Botox-224x300.jpg:mad:

[Donquix]

I support porking the female cast of firefly.

Not gonna lie. I'd go gay for Nathan Fillion.

Probably Wash too if he had the dinosaur figures with him.

Damn your sudden but invertible arousal!

[iJin]

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9537/sophiabush1.jpg

Mmmmm.

[TheEschaton]

The Firefly prostitute lady has been ruined for me since she chopped all that great hair off to be on V.

[WRoss]

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/163092.jpg

Erin Andrews. I'd commentate on that.

[Ceyrin]

The Firefly prostitute lady has been ruined for me since she chopped all that great hair off to be on V.

Agreed. It's unfortunate, and sad.

[Gnome Rage]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8558/morena-baccarin-totally-looks-like-wonder-woman.jpg
off topic ^

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Always+Sunny+Philadelphia+Season+4+DVD+Party+Clmpz pa_eGLl.jpg
om nom nom.

[B4Hand]

I've been feeling neglectful of my boyfriend recently, so I thought he deserved a place amongst the hotties.

http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu186/PunkPryncess1986/IMVU%20Avi%20Pics/9904-1.jpg

[WRoss]

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/alysonbrie.jpg

I'd like to make a two person Community with her.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/SeanConneryR_468x633.jpg

An none of you females have posted him? WTF?

[B4Hand]

Ok..The old guy was hot about 15 years ago, I will give him that.

Sometimes..there's a time when only a cowboy will do..you know when a girl needs to be "Rode hard and put away wet"..(that's the rude comment right?)

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh187/Cyndle2008/mcgraw.jpg

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r299/Digi4Mom/toby.jpg

[Tisket]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/SeanConneryR_468x633.jpg

An none of you females have posted him? WTF?

If he wanted he could probably get more quality tail at 80 than most men do over their entire lifetime.

[Some Rogue]

It's because he has The Penis Mightier.

[WRoss]

He has a big "S"Word

[Tisket]

It's because he has The Penis Mightier.

hah: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80693916/

[Drunken Durfin]

Kristen Stewart

http://www.andpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kristen-stewart-100.jpg

I would lick her until my taste buds were worn smooth.

[DCSL]

She's such an amazingly shitty actress these days that I'd be scared she'd taste like poopie.

[Deathravin]

She's such an amazingly shitty actress these days that I'd be scared she'd taste like poopie.

'these days'... Are you insinuating she was good at some point?

Shitty actress for a shitty story written by a shitty author... seems about right.
It's like like looking for Shakespeare out of the Harry Potter movies.

It's such a cruel trick of life that these brilliantly popular and very good general ideas for stories come to the minds of people who couldn't write a cogent grocery list, let alone properly convey the depth these stories demand.


A lot of the people who can write a song can't sing or perform. And those who can sing and perform can't write songs.
Why can't it be the same for authors and stories? You have a good premise for a plot, you send it in and have somebody write it for you. You get a co-author stamp and come up with ideas while the true author sharpens those ideas and does the actual writing. Imagine Harry Potter or Twilight written by somebody who can actually WRITE.

Unfortunately they wouldn't be nearly as popular. Tweens can't fucking read these days so the only way you can get them to is to use the same 50 words they know over and over and over. If I see the word 'Incredulous' one more time on paper I'm going to go on a fucking rampage.

[Tisket]

She's a one trick pony for sure but that doesn't negate the fact that she is hot in that picture. I'd give her a lick or two myself.

[Tisket]

'these days'... Are you insinuating she was good at some point?

Shitty actress for a shitty story written by a shitty author... seems about right.
It's like like looking for Shakespeare out of the Harry Potter movies.

It's such a cruel trick of life that these brilliantly popular and very good general ideas for stories come to the minds of people who couldn't write a cogent grocery list, let alone properly convey the depth these stories demand.


A lot of the people who can write a song can't sing or perform. And those who can sing and perform can't write songs.
Why can't it be the same for authors and stories? You have a good premise for a plot, you send it in and have somebody write it for you. You get a co-author stamp and come up with ideas while the true author sharpens those ideas and does the actual writing. Imagine Harry Potter or Twilight written by somebody who can actually WRITE.

Unfortunately they wouldn't be nearly as popular. Tweens can't fucking read these days so the only way you can get them to is to use the same 50 words they know over and over and over. If I see the word 'Incredulous' one more time on paper I'm going to go on a fucking rampage.

Take a deep breath and reread the thread title. Now go find a hottie to post for our viewing pleasure.

[Deathravin]

I'd rather post in one of the other 500 'hottie' threads.

[Tisket]

Are you implying there are too many hottie threads? That's crazy talk.

[DCSL]

She was okay in Into the Wild. Just okay. Tolerable. Which is better than the fiery sword she has become wielded by the angel of death to punish mankind at the direction of the gods.

[Deathravin]

Are you implying there are too many hottie threads? That's crazy talk.

I'm implying that I'd rather have a single thread with all the hotties in it than hotties diluted into several threads.

[Tisket]

I'm implying that I'd rather have a single thread with all the hotties in it than hotties diluted into several threads.

Well, might as well wrap all your Christmas presents into one giant package while you're at it! Where's the fun in that though.

[NocturnalRob]

one giant package
hi there.

[Tisket]

hi there.

I hope you follow the "truth in advertising" motto.

[NocturnalRob]

I hope you follow the "truth in advertising" motto.
I hope you've been practicing your avatar's movements.

[Drunken Durfin]

She's such an amazingly shitty actress these days that I'd be scared she'd taste like poopie.

The only skill I'm interested in is how well she bends.

The only requirements were 1)Picture of hottie 2)Rude comments. If you are going to make a further requirement that said hottie have other redeeming qualities I'm going to have to do some serious thinking.

[4a6c1]

I'm implying that I'd rather have a single thread with all the hotties in it than hotties diluted into several threads.

I have been brought hither from the bowels of hell (homework) to answer your summons for an explanation in regards to my repetitive thread topic. Your aversion towards multiple hottie threads is duly noted though not fully understood. I shall defend myself with semantics. Please note:

There was a search conducted prior to the posting of this thread and the following outcomes were found...

1) There is not a 'HOTTIE ALERT' thread
2) This thread, while similar to previously posted hottie threads, has an intentional proponence towards 'obligitory rude comments' and is therefore more a social experiment than a thread of penis and boobs.

I acknowledge your notion that this thread is a breach of board etiquette and respectfully disagree on the following grounds:

1)This is the first thread titled 'HOTTIE ALERT'
2) This thread requires posters of pictures to post a presumptuous preamble of perfection.

The End.

[Latrinsorm]

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/jessica_simpson_qvc_131009/reshma_shetty_5369733.jpg

Reshma Shetty

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/reshma.jpg

I would quietly mumble that her hat would look better on my hotel room floor and awkwardly feign ignorance when she turned around.

[4a6c1]

[img]
I would quietly mumble that her hat would look better on my hotel room floor and awkwardly feign ignorance when she turned around.

LOL.

That is very forward of you!

[Donquix]

Ahh if you wanna go indian. I'm do something involving curry to Shriya

http://bollywoodfashionpolice.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/shriya2.jpg

Also, this thread has a startling lack of asians.

http://www.kineda.com/photos/features/kelly_hu.jpg

[iJin]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/748/andrewgarfield.jpg

I don't know how old he is, but damn I would stuff him in my van. Nomnom. He's also the new Peter Parker for the Spiderman reboot movies, and he looked delicious in The Social Network.

[Ryvicke]

She was okay in Into the Wild. Just okay. Tolerable. Which is better than the fiery sword she has become wielded by the angel of death to punish mankind at the direction of the gods.

Anyone see Adventureland? It was weird cause she did the same "I... am... choking... on omgthesewordsIhaveairagain... again... choking. bite. lip. now." acting style that defines BELLA but it actually kinda worked cause her character was supposed to be all messed up cause her mom died or something. (O WAIT).

Anyhow, she still mostly sucks. But she is definitely hot in a really "normal" way and that picture is stupid hot.

[CrystalTears]

I don't have the heart strength to go through the thread again to see if Alexander Skarsgard is in here. So I'm posting it. Because I heart him.

http://straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Eric-Northman.jpg

[Tisket]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/748/andrewgarfield.jpg

I don't know how old he is, but damn I would stuff him in my van. Nomnom. He's also the new Peter Parker for the Spiderman reboot movies, and he looked delicious in The Social Network.

He has an alarming amount of hair on his head.

[Tisket]

I don't have the heart strength to go through the thread again to see if Alexander Skarsgard is in here. So I'm posting it. Because I heart him.

I'm not usually a fan of blonde men but I'd make an exception for him. I'd also overlook Daniel Craig's coloring:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/bondjamesbond.jpg

[CrystalTears]

Sonava.... <faints>

[Delias]

She was okay in Into the Wild. Just okay. Tolerable. Which is better than the fiery sword she has become wielded by the angel of death to punish mankind at the direction of the gods.

This.

[Donquix]

This.

The post you quoted had the word Wild in it. Like wilde...like olivia wilde....who I would love to get....crazy , with.

http://www.reelcomix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/olivia-wilde-nude-scene.jpg

Olivia Wilde played The Baroness in the GI Joe Spoof on funny or die
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/076041c13b/the-ballad-of-g-i-joe

You know who else dressed up as The Baroness? Whoever the fuck this girl is...

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/285/d/6/The_Baroness_IV_by_orangeish.jpg

[CrystalTears]

I ran across this hot nugget and I'm thinking I'm going to have to start watching The Vampire Diaries. Holy frijoles, Ian Somerhalder.

http://popawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Ian-Somerhalder-4.jpg

[Jhynnifer]

Something about this guy's face, I just can't help thinking he's hot as hell. Not as hot as Alexander Skarsguard (who is hands down the hottest thing ever)
http://celebrityfitnesstrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bradley-cooper-shirtless-ripped.jpg

And I wish this guy was in more movies, cute as a button...

http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/michael_vartan_01.jpg

[Kainen]

I'm not usually a fan of blonde men but I'd make an exception for him. I'd also overlook Daniel Craig's coloring:

Good god he's.. well yummy. Watching Casino Royale with him nekked in that chair... drool.

[4a6c1]

!!

[Ryvicke]

Good god he's.. well yummy. Watching Casino Royale with him nekked in that chair... drool.

I believe he was getting his balls tortured by a man wielding a small custom-made ballwhip.

OH

[Rucca]

Josh Duhamel is still my favorite.

http://imgur.com/CKA1R.jpg

I'll make you hot as Las Vegas weather...

http://imgur.com/jxbb5.jpg

Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah.

[Kainen]

I believe he was getting his balls tortured by a man wielding a small custom-made ballwhip.

OH

Yeah yeah, but I wasn't paying attention to the actual situation when I first saw him sitting there nude. :P

[Ceyrin]

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/285/d/6/The_Baroness_IV_by_orangeish.jpg

Uhm, yes please =)

[diethx]

I ran across this hot nugget and I'm thinking I'm going to have to start watching The Vampire Diaries. Holy frijoles, Ian Somerhalder.

Yeah he made the first season of Lost especially delightful.

[Latrinsorm]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/2214/naim2055dw2.jpg

I would show Yael Naim a night in Tunisia.

http://downloadgilmoregirlsepisodes.edogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lauren_graham_actress.jpg

I would critically acclaim Lauren Graham's performance.

[Cephalopod]

Did anyone mention Mary-Louise Parker yet?

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2010/08/26/7vfmlp.jpg

Doing quite well for 46.

[WRoss]

http://www.bartcop.com/marilyn-monroe001.jpg

The original Lindsay, Paris, Brittney or whoever, but still beautiful.

[Donquix]

http://www.bartcop.com/marilyn-monroe001.jpg

The original Lindsay, Paris, Brittney or whoever, but still beautiful.

Pfff....i'll take the original Natalie Portman. I prefer brunettes.

http://www.hollywoodyesterday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/Audrey-Hepburn-348.jpg

I'd make her breakfast at tiffany's...after the sex.

[NocturnalRob]

Doing quite well for 46.
She is dope.

Zing?

[diethx]

She is dope.

Zing?

She got spanked by Zack Morris. With a belt. And then he ate her butt.

[TheEschaton]

Lauren Graham is my best.

[Cephalopod]

Lauren Graham is my best.



Rules

1)Picture of hottie.
2)Rude comments


I'm too lazy to google.

[TheEschaton]

She was posted earlier, I was just commenting on that post.

[WRoss]

http://www.ifc.com/news/assets_c/102110_Glee.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/10/20/entertainment/photos_stories/glee--300x450.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/19/article-1321989-0BAE66D6000005DC-276_468x702.jpg

I giggled with Glee!!!

I am disappoint with the other chick from Glee. She didn't turn out nearly as hot as I thought she could, but Lea Michelle....dammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn

[Latrinsorm]

I never see it coming when these kids turn out to be played by actors who are in their mid to late twenties. :(

[iJin]

Her nose takes away from everything.

[WRoss]

Her nose takes away from everything.

she has a nose?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I dunno, there's something displeasing about her face, to me. She's not ugly or anything, I think it's that in like every photo her mouth is open. Kind of sex dollish.

[Jayvn]

sex dollish...exactly..

[Back]

From BroBible (http://www.brobible.com/story/the-25-hottest-modern-pin-up-girls/P2).

http://www.zendada.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/vitttta.jpg

I’d powder it.

[4a6c1]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0706/shuler_0619.jpg

I would ruin his fancy powersuit

[NocturnalRob]

I would ruin his fancy powersuit
Bad QB. Bad politician. Bad suit.

But the final straw? No pocket square.

I bet he wears square-toed shoes.

[4a6c1]

LOL square toed shoes are so... 19NEVER

[NocturnalRob]

LOL square toed shoes are so... 19NEVER
I habitually knock fools out when I see square-toed shoes.

Who are you supposed to be? FrankenLAME?!?!

[4a6c1]

Hahaha!

Also please quit ruining my bluedog fantasies. I doubt he wears squartoe. My money is on tassels.

[NocturnalRob]

Hahaha!

Also please quit ruining my bluedog fantasies. I doubt he wears squartoe. My money is on tassels.
I couldn't decide between: "If he's wearing tassels with a suit, I may cry." and "Yeah, ON HIS NIPPLES!!"

mmm...nipple tassels...

[4a6c1]

exactly

[Soulpieced]

Bad QB. Bad politician. Bad suit.

But the final straw? No pocket square.

I bet he wears square-toed shoes.

Sounds like someone is on AAAC.

[NocturnalRob]

Google search: Ask Andy About Clothes? That site looks absurd.

Nothing to do with that. I take issue with someone, especially politicians (i.e., representatives of a collective), who look like they rolled out of bed and take no pride in their appearance. It makes an impression on people. Why not try to make the best one you can?

[Soulpieced]

AE Park Avenue's, the only way to fly.
http://www.shoes.com/productimages/Shoes_iA27112.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Good call. And wasn't there a song from the Jetsons that would apply to this situation? It was something like "Eek Ork Ook something something, that means I love you".

~Stanley Burrell

Movie or the show?

[Stanley Burrell]

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/SALMMA.jpg

Rude comment.

http://theheatlightning.com/images/492.jpg

Rude comment.

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/671/12hs20red20hot27s20skul.jpg

Rude comment.

http://scifiblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Jeri-Ryan-Seven-of-Nine-Voyager.jpg

Rude comment.

[NocturnalRob]

captoed awesome
ain't no thang.


total blather
yes, no, fuck no, yes.

[Stanley Burrell]

ain't no thang.


yes, no, fuck no, yes.

Is it just hottiness or personality and want-to-fuck-the-grumpiness out of you all inclusive? I was a little confused (as you can tell). My bad.

[Stanley Burrell]

I mean I'd give Welfare love to Section 8 whores. Novelty, yo: But if it's just hotty status, you can respond to this or the above -- and I'll probably forget about it anyway.

[NocturnalRob]

I have no idea what you're talking about. Enunciate!!

[Darkwynde]

http://xtbuy.com/image/album/Ewan+McGregor/images531121_ewan_mcgregor.jpg

5 ways to Sunday.

[Stanley Burrell]

I have no idea what you're talking about. Enunciate!!

Ah. In that case:

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bryce-dallas-howard.jpg

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_TXdnLKoYLHQ/S890UzEby4I/AAAAAAAAEKc/F-1g1sS_LcE/s800/asiac.jpg

http://oi38.tinypic.com/2dturmt.jpg

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs38/i/2008/357/3/b/Erin_Esurance_by_FitzOblong.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

Yes, yes, fuck yes, umm...only if i need insurance?

[SHAFT]

Oh hey Natalie Portman

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x176/shaft4783/natalie_portman_thong_15.png

[WRoss]

http://4chanarchive.org/images/gif/3697846/1282362138563.gif

http://4chanarchive.org/images/gif/3697846/1282362420372.gif

[Krayton]

http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cheryl-coleA.jpg

I would blowdry her butthole with my mouth.

http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-q/olivia-munn04-blog.jpg

...Her too.

[Latrinsorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/norah-jones11.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/norah13.jpg

I would come.......... away with her.

[Latrinsorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/elaineirwin01.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/elaineirwin02.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/elaineirwin03.jpg

I would tell Elaine Irwin that this is, in point of fact, my country.

[Geijon Khyree]

Lets put a good photo of Christina Hendricks.
http://www.waveish.com/iwave/images/26/o-christina-hendricks-retro-styling-for-gq-uk.jpg

[Rucca]

Lets put a good photo of Christina Hendricks.
http://www.waveish.com/iwave/images/26/o-christina-hendricks-retro-styling-for-gq-uk.jpg

I think that's my favorite picture of her so far. Sexy.

[Back]

She was in an episode of Firefly...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7ctYxla0R5Q/TDPejlm65aI/AAAAAAAAAsk/6zhWjk-nQhw/s1600/Christina-Hendricks-topless-big-boobs.jpg

[Rucca]

Paul Walker.

http://i.imgur.com/e90gg.jpg

Is that a mirror in his pocket? Cause I can see myself in his pants.

http://i.imgur.com/hFVCK.jpg

That hat would look great on the floor next to my bed.

[leifastagsweed]

Legend of the seeker was supposed to be a mini-series based on goodkind's books... I watched the first three and thought "Wow, this is almost exactly the same as hercules: the legendary journeys"... I found out shortly thereafter that it is done by the same guy. I stopped watching long before what appears to be a lesbian mord-sith kiss... and now I am filled with regret, and unexpended fap-juice.


Yes, yes, the female characters in that TV series were hot and well portrayed, but their version of Richard was a pansy ass teeny bopper! I had to stop watching, too, out of pure disgust at the way they defiled my mental image of the handsome, strong, MANLY, and virile Richard...

:nono: