Boddiker gets owned - repeatedly

[BriarFox]

Warning. This is long.

You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Web spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at a rolton.
Cloudy wisps swirl about a rolton.
CS: +374 - TD: -22 + CvA: +25 + d100: +24 == +445
Warding failed!
The wisps solidify into thick strands of webbing that tighten about her body!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>l
[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a rolton that is webbed, a mischievous golden brown fox and a Wayside Inn.
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest

You yawn.

You lean on your bow, taking a momentary rest.

A rolton struggles fruitlessly in the webbing entangling her.

You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Call Swarm spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture at a rolton.
Surging like a single-minded entity, a swarm of insects converge on its webbed prey, surrounding a rolton in a frenzied grey haze. Inevitably, the sticky strands capture the insects, and their struggles bring forth a bevy of tiny black spiders, which encase the insects in silk, strengthening the original structure of the webbing.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Interlocking your fingers, you slowly extend your arms up over your head in a long, satisfying stretch.
>
A rolton struggles fruitlessly in the webbing entangling her.
>
Boddiker just came through the wooden gates.
>
Boddiker glances at a rolton.
>
Boddiker asks, "Really?"
Boddiker raises an eyebrow in your direction.
You raise an eyebrow in Boddiker's direction.

A rolton struggles fruitlessly in the webbing entangling her.

You ask, "You have an issue with something?"

You lean on your bow, taking a momentary rest.

There is no justice other than your own out here.

You are now in a defensive stance.

The webs dissolve from around a rolton.
>
A rolton trots east.
>
Boddiker says, "Webbing a rolton?"

You ask, "Yes. And?"
>
Boddiker smirks.

You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Web spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Boddiker.
Cloudy wisps swirl about Boddiker.
CS: +374 - TD: +95 + CvA: +2 + d100: +96 == +377
Warding failed!
The wisps solidify into thick strands of webbing that tighten about his body!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>shrug
You shrug.

Boddiker says, "Aren't you the tough guy...."

You say, "I can web you, if you want to investigate the intricacies of the subject."

Tonklin's group just arrived.

You roll your eyes.

Tonklin kicks you!
>
Tonklin grins.

You yawn.

Tonklin leans on you, giving you a companionable grin.
>
Boddiker says, "Yes, the exact reaction I have to your tough guy routine, actually.."
>
Boddiker says, "A yawn.."

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "You have an inappropriately wide mouth."

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "Stuff your foot in it before it gets you in trouble."
>
The webs dissolve from around Boddiker.

Boddiker chuckles.

You nod to Tonklin in greeting.

Speaking to Tonklin, you say, "Fair light of the evening."
>
Boddiker says, "Don't try to intimidate me, boy. I'm neither intimidated nor impressed.."
>
You feel fully energetic again.
>
Boddiker smirks.
>616 bod
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Boddiker.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Boddiker! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 35 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Strike punctures thigh and shatters femur!
Boddiker screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
He is stunned!
... hits for 26 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Shot destroys eye and the brain behind it!

* Boddiker drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Tonklin cackles!
>
Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.
>
Lord Farliegh's group just came through the wooden gates.
>
Lord Farliegh's group just went up the southwest path.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "And I'm still not impressed.."
>
Tonklin says, "Ouch."

Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.
>
You hear someone cough.

A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Whisker.

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "Your arrogance is misplaced and misguided."

Soullslayur says, "Least if theres no invasion... i got to see this."

Soullslayur chuckles.
>
Speaking to Boddiker, you ask, "Would you like a cleric?"
>
Tonklin nods to Soullslayur.

You lean on your bow, taking a momentary rest.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker asks, "Arrogance..coming from a snot like you?"
>
The voice of Cyrroc says, "Bandit killed him, I saw it."
>
Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.

You shrug.

You say, "Rot there, then."

The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "Although not sure in your case if it's arrogance or simple lack of self-esteem.."

You see Boddiker.
He appears to be a Human from Trauntor.
He is taller than average and appears to be mature. He has piercing clear colored eyes and tanned skin. He has cropped, straight silver hair. He has a clean-shaven face.
He has a silver-banded black invar pipe clenched between his teeth.
He appears to be DEAD!
He has a completely severed right leg, a blinded left eye, and severe head trauma and bleeding from the ears.
He is bleeding from the right leg.
He is holding a wicked diamond-studded stiletto in his right hand.
He is wearing a large gold ring, a wide-brimmed black felt hat, a black hood, a small crystal wraith earcuff, a crystal amulet, an enruned star sapphire neckchain, a ruby amulet, a jet black greatcloak, a burnished golden sigil, a golden feather charm, a murky grey scarf, a coal black sash, an ebony vest, a perfect midnight black rose, some fitted deep black gloves, a zombie head-shaped clasp, an emerald Luukos symbol, a miniature black coffin holding a small canvas wrapped body, a ring of golden keys dangling from an obsidian pin, some silvery vultite cufflinks, a black neckerchief, an ebony scarf, an articulated gold skeleton pin inlaid with bone chips, a small Silvergate pin, a shadowy black pin, a scowling skull pin, a rose-twined ruby skull pin, a nicked glaes shield slung over his shoulder, a black oilcloth backpack, some midnight black rolaren-studded brigandine, a blackworked crimson silk shirt, some dark mithril bracers, a delicate silver charm bracelet, an etched mithril bracelet adorned with broken sapphire shards, a green serpent-embossed signet ring, an ornate poison ring, a ruby-eyed scaly green serpent finger puppet, a black suede knife belt, a small shadowy black velvet pouch, a fine gold alloy flask, a small gold locksmith kit, some gold-edged deep black pants, and some deep black silver-tipped boots.

You sigh.

The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "I'm leaning towards a a little from column A, little from column B..."
>
Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.

Tonklin asks, "Boddiker would ya like some healing?"

Tonklin whispers, "I want exp!"

Tonklin grins at you.

The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "With a higher percentage going towards the "I need to act like a big shot to hide my real inadequacy" route..."

Speaking to Tonklin, you say, "More than he deserves, but suit yourself."
>
Whisker raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Whisker gestures at Boddiker.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Boddiker, then fades into the body.

Whisker traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
>
Whisker gestures.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.

The ghostly voice of Boddiker asks, "Am I getting close there, "tough guy"?"
>
Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "Let me lay out the inadequacies here, slowly and concisely."

Tonklin meditates over Boddiker.
Tonklin takes Boddiker's head damage.
>
Tonklin meditates over Boddiker.
Tonklin screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
Tonklin takes Boddiker's right leg damage.
>
Tonklin meditates over Boddiker.
Tonklin takes Boddiker's left eye damage.
>
Tonklin meditates over Boddiker.
Tonklin takes some of Boddiker's blood loss.
>
Tonklin meditates over Boddiker.
Tonklin takes some of Boddiker's blood loss.
>
Tonklin meditates over Boddiker.
Tonklin takes all of Boddiker's blood loss.
>
Tonklin murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Tonklin concentrates.
Tonklin's head looks better.
>
Whisker raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Whisker gestures at Boddiker.
A silvery translucent thread extends from Whisker encompassing Boddiker's corpse.

The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "Oh, no need. They're already quite plain to see, trust me.."
>
Whisker gestures at Boddiker.
Chanting slowly, the sound reminiscent of cogs moving through a large machine, Whisker gazes down at Boddiker with a sense of greater understanding in his eyes. Briefly touching upon Boddiker's forehead, Whisker reignites the spark of life within him.
Boddiker seems slightly different.

Tonklin whispers, "Deed him."

Cinabar heartily asks, "How he die?"

Tonklin says, "Bandit got him."
>
Tonklin nods to Cinabar.
>
Tonklin chuckles.
>
Cinabar heartily says, "Ouch."
Boddiker stands up.
>
Boddiker says, "Thank you.."
>
Boddiker nods to Whisker.
>
Boddiker dusts himself off.
>
Whisker traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Whisker gestures.
There is a bright flash and a loaf of dark crusty ale bread appears in the air, then falls into Whisker's left hand.
>
Whisker offers Boddiker a loaf of dark crusty ale bread.
>
Boddiker says, "People like you are textbook, actually."
>
Speaking to Boddiker, you ask, "One, because you somehow lack the intelligence of a shellfish, you decided the best course of action tonight was to walk up and insultingly ask why a rolton was webbed. It was webbed because it tried to bite me. Then you parlayed that nonsense into an insult over whether I was insecure, so I webbed you. Then you questioned my abilities and intellect, so I killed you. Any further questions?"
>
Boddiker smirks at you!
>
Boddiker accepts Whisker's crusty ale bread.

You roll your eyes.
>
Boddiker watches a loaf of dark crusty ale bread closely for a moment.
The voice of Cyrroc says, "Sounds pretty straight forward to me."

Speaking to Boddiker, you ask, "You realize that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting a different result?"
>
Boddiker says, "No, as I said no questions at all. You are a textbook case of inadequacy masked by an overly-developed tough guy act."

You glance appraisingly at Boddiker.
>
Boddiker smirks at you!
>
Tonklin agrees with you.

>610 bod
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Tangleweed spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Be at peace my child, there is no need for spells of war in here.
>
Soullslayur says, "More fightin words."
>
Soullslayur rocks back on his heels.

Boddiker says, "And if you think that whatever you do to me, and how many times, is going to change MY view of you, and whether I voice it or not, is truly mindless."
>
Boddiker says, "Even for you."
>
Boddiker winks at you.
>
Whisker gestures into the air.

You say, "He's just running his mouth in a sanctuary now."

You roll your eyes.

Boddiker says, "Hardly. Drop the sanctuary, child."

Tonklin's jaw drops.
>
You scratch your chin.
>
Soullslayur says, "Well.. Hes still linked to cleric."
>
Soullslayur says, "I think."
>
Tonklin stands up.
>
Boddiker says, "I will speak what you are, any time, any place."

The voice of Cyrroc says, "Don't, not while the cleric still has a risk."
>
Speaking to Boddiker, you ask, "Do you realize that I have at least 70 years on you?"

Boddiker says, "As I do with all morons.."

Whisker says, "Nawp links down."

You say, "You should think of a better insult."
>
Tonklin gestures at you.
An invisible force guides you.
>
Tonklin chuckles.
>
Tonklin ducks his head.

You chuckle at Tonklin.

Whisker says, "So Ill let you folks get on wit your business."
>
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
Boddiker asks, "And I have about 70 IQ points on YOU, but why quibble?"
>
Boddiker smirks.
>
Whisker says, "Be well."
>
Whisker just went through the wooden gates.

>610 bod
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Tangleweed spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Be at peace my child, there is no need for spells of war in here.
>
The voice of Cyrroc exclaims, "You too!"
>
Tonklin asks, "What is IQ?"

The sense of peace and security begins to wane from the area.

Boddiker says, "A question I have no problem believing you'd need to ask..."
>
The sense of peace and security passes away from the area.
>
Boddiker begins chuckling at Tonklin!

Speaking to Boddiker, you exclaim, "Assertions are useful, aren't they? Look, I'm the king of Solhaven!"

You hold yourself up straighter and inhale, striking your most refined pose in an attempt to look a little bit more lithe and hopefully more elven.

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "It's true because I said it."
>
Tonklin gestures at Boddiker.
Boddiker looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
The force of Tonklin's power warps the air as it surges toward Boddiker!
CS: +354 - TD: +139 + CvA: +2 + d100: +15 == +232
Warding failed!
A nebulous haze shimmers into view around Boddiker, plunging inward to envelop his left arm!
... 20 points of damage!
Portions of musculature disappear, revealing bones beneath!
He is stunned!
... 30 points of damage!
Strike to left forearm strips away skin, exposing bleached bone and useless tendons!
Cloudy tendrils creep outward from Boddiker's left arm before vanishing into his chest.
... 70 points of damage!
Blast hits chest and expands to envelop entire body! Boddiker is no more!

* Boddiker drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Boddiker.
The dim aura fades from around Boddiker.
The light blue glow leaves Boddiker.
The powerful look leaves Boddiker.

* Boddiker was just disintegrated!

Tonklin says, "Don't insult my intelligence."

You adopt an agreeable expression.

Tonklin says, "That was bad."

Tonklin says, "Very bad."
>
Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.
Speaking to Tonklin, you say, "I think this might become a theme."

A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Whisker.
>
Whisker raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Whisker gestures at Boddiker.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Boddiker, then fades into the body.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "You are a dolt, as is your boyfriend."
>
Psyryn smirks at Tonklin.
>
Speaking slowly to Tonklin, Bristenn asks, ".. was that really necessary?"
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "It's hardly an insult to state the obvious."

The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "Bristenn, for him it was. That;'s the point."
>
Speaking to Bristenn, Tonklin says, "It was, his lack of imagination made it so."
>
You lean on your bow, taking a momentary rest.
>
Bristenn takes a slow, deep breath then pinches the bridge of his nose.
>
Bristenn slowly empties his lungs.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "The two of them have nothing. So this is how they try to fill the void in their self-esteem."
>
Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.
>
You hear someone chuckling.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "As I said, textbook.."
>
Whisker nods.

Tonklin says, "Boddiker ye can take your seer's philosphy and go screw a rolton."
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "The sad part, is that no matter what they do, or how many times, it won't change the facts."
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "Which actually, deep in their minds, they know.."

Bristenn slowly says, ".. indepth glance into their residual ids aside, I don't think violence is actually necessary."
>
Bristenn tiredly corrects, "Glances, rather."
>
Whisker raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "Your arrogance is both misguided and misplaced. And your psychology holds as much water as a sieve."
>
Whisker gestures at Boddiker.
Chanting slowly, the sound reminiscent of cogs moving through a large machine, Whisker gazes down at Boddiker with a sense of greater understanding in his eyes. Briefly touching upon Boddiker's forehead, Whisker reignites the spark of life within him.
Boddiker seems slightly different.

You shake your head.
>
Your companion takes up a position of watchful wariness in front of you.

Tonklin agrees with you.
>
Boddiker says, "You've already used the "arorigance misguided misplaced" blah blah line.."

Boddiker smirks at you!
>
Boddiker stands up.
>
Boddiker says, "And the fact still remains... You are nothing."

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "Yes, but it apparently didn't sink in the first time."

(Cont.)

[BriarFox]

Boddiker says, "And never will be, no matter how many times you attack me here..."

Boddiker smirks at you!
>
The voice of Cyrroc says, "I'd suggest the gate while you have deeds young man."

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "I can say it more slowly if it'll help."

Tonklin cackles!

You lean against the gates, taking a momentary rest.
>
Ubadiah says, "Folks shouldn't be attackin folks. Best way to wind up kilt."
>
Boddiker says, "Say it at whatever speed you'd like, worm. You will still remain the inadequate little boy you are.."
>l uba
You see Ubadiah Ubiquit the Spy.
He appears to be a Half-Elf from Ta'Vaalor.
He is very tall and appears to be in his second childhood. He has gold-flecked crystal blue eyes and bronze skin. He has shoulder length, glossy midnight black hair with golden blonde tips. He has a triangular face, a sloping nose and small pointed ears.
He has an exotic aelotoi tattoo on his ankle, a smiling monkey tattoo on his thigh, and a charging roa'ter tattoo on his thigh.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a serrated vultite falchion in his right hand and a dragon-etched black vultite shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a dull gold ring, a crystal amulet, a lacquered modwir keg pin, a brushed steel hairstick with a slender pointed tip, a shimmering opaline rabbit earring, a red Oleani medallion, a veined wing-shaped amulet, a silver-linked bloodjewel and onyx collar, a soft white rabbit fur cape with ermine tail tassels, some ornate gold-framed spectacles, a green-eyed sprite-shaped glowbark pin, a shimmering opaline rabbit charm, a bright snapdragon, a brilliant flame-hued rose, an invar-bound bronze Adventurer's Guild badge, a veniom-tipped carved ivory hatpin, an elegant Oleani charm, a dagger-etched golden charm, a pink sapphire rabbit charm, some blackened veniom cufflinks, a brilliant dark red rose, a feathered fiery red backpack, some eonake studded cavalry brigandine, a swirled vultite wedding band inset with a frosted pink rabbit-shaped pearl, an ora-edged violet satchel, a chain-link keyring, a satin sack, a shuttered cobalt lantern charm, a small locksmith's anklepouch, and some pale pink rabbit-shaped slippers.
>
Boddiker winks at you.

You agree with Ubadiah.

You gawk at Boddiker.
>
The powerful look leaves Whisker.
>
Boddiker asks, "Stings, doesn't it?"
>
A mischievous golden brown fox barks loudly!
>
Boddiker chuckles.
>
Tonklin gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Tonklin gestures at you.
An invisible force guides you.
>
Psyryn gazes with interest at her shell-patterned bodice.
>
Tonklin nods to you.
>
Boddiker chuckles.

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "I should put you on display at the museum. You'd entertain all the visitors with the miraculous aberration of nature that you are."
>
Psyryn ponders.
>
Psyryn glances at Boddiker.

Boddiker says, "Coming from one such as you, I consider that a badge of honor.."
>
Boddiker smirks at you!
>
Ubadiah asks, "So any word on them bandits was tryin to be killin folks and that youngun Taebek who wasn't real good at it neither?"

Speaking to Boddiker, you ask, "What'll it be next? The moon is a golden tart and it's in love with you? All the mice of the world worship you and feed you six meals a day?"
>
Speaking to Boddiker, Soullslayur says, "Why not just walk away and avoid all issues, if your such a wise man...."

Tonklin says, "Ubad, found a few out here."
>
Tonklin says, "Maybe stragglers."
>
The voice of Cyrroc says, "We've killed 2 or three near the gate."

Boddiker says, "Never said I was wise. It doesn't take any great wisdom to see through children such as these.."
>
Boddiker smirks.

Bristenn mutters tiredly.
>
Speaking to Boddiker, Tonklin asks, "Are you stupid or just plain ignorant?"

Speaking to Boddiker, Soullslayur says, "Point being... its pointless to continue."

Speaking wryly to Boddiker, you say, "It's a bit odd when those "children" are a century older than you are, at the least."

You grin wryly.

Whisker says, "Imma gonna belly back up to the bar."
>
The voice of Cyrroc says, "Thanks for coming."
>
Boddiker asks, "Yes, too bad intelligence doesn't follow age, hmm?"

Boddiker starts chuckling at you!

Whisker says, "Try to stay alive least til I finish the first round."

Whisker just went through the wooden gates.

The sense of peace and security begins to wane from the area.

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "More I was pointing out that if you can't see something as simple as age, it casts doubts on anything else you say."

Boddiker asks, "Ah..By which you mean your "age" should have me afraid to call you what you are?"
>
Boddiker raises an eyebrow in your direction.

Boddiker says, "Sorry, boy.. I kiss no one's ass."
>
Boddiker smirks.
>
You hear someone sigh.
>
Soullslayur stares at Tonklin.
>
Soullslayur nods to Psyryn.
>
You feel at full magical power again.

Speaking tiredly to Boddiker, you say, "No, it means that you're misguided in thinking you're older ... which is chronologically apparent."

Boddiker asks, "I never said I was older than you, did I?"
>
Tonklin says, "Big uns."
>
Boddiker raises an eyebrow.

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "You could exhaust a god. It's incredible."

You groan.

The voice of Cyrroc says, "3 bandits, this guy twice."
>
Boddiker says, "I said smarter, which is apparent."
>
Boddiker winks at you.
>
Ubadiah asks, "They ever nab that lass yesterday?"
>
Tonklin shakes his head.
>
Boddiker says, "To everyone."
>
Tonklin says, "She's hiding."

The voice of Cyrroc says, "He has a mouth as you can see."

Boddiker leans against the wooden gates.

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "And like I said, I'm the king of Solhaven."

Tonklin gawks at you.
>
Ubadiah says, "Well I ain't even knowin who they were tryin to be takin."
>
Speaking to a mischievous golden brown fox, you say, "Tawny, you can play with him if he keeps this up."

Speaking to you, Tonklin says, "How bout a loan."
>
Ubadiah says, "But, if someone's gonna nab a lass, it's gonna be me."
>
Boddiker says, "Which I'm sure is what you need to keep telling yourself to get through your dismal life.."

You grin at Tonklin.
>
Boddiker nods.
>
Tonklin grins at Ubadiah.

Speaking to Tonklin, you say, "Sure! I'm as rich as Jastev, too! It's true because I say it."
>
A shadowy figure leaps from hiding to attack!
The figure swings an onyx-eyed grey rolaren longsword at Boddiker!
AS: +363 vs DS: +93 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +26 = +333
... and hits for 49 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
The figure swings an onyx-eyed grey rolaren longsword at Boddiker!
AS: +363 vs DS: +33 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +54 = +421
... and hits for 61 points of damage!
Beautiful shot pierces skull! Amazing Boddiker wasn't killed outright!

* Boddiker drops dead at your feet!

The figure quickly disappears from view.
>
Tonklin agrees with you.
>
Soullslayur stares off into space.
>
Tonklin cackles!
>
Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.
>
Psyryn giggles.
>
Tonklin falls to the ground laughing hysterically!

You say, "Three."
>
Tonklin rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
>
Ubadiah says, "Well that ain't exactly fair."
>
A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Whisker.
>
The guiding force leaves Soullslayur.
>
Tonklin stands up.
>
Ubadiah says, "Darn bandits everywhere."
>
Whisker raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
Whisker gestures at Boddiker.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Boddiker, then fades into the body.
>
Aryea just came through the wooden gates.
>
Tonklin agrees with Ubadiah.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "And yet you are still the inadequate child you are..."

Soullslayur agrees with Ubadiah.
>
You lean on your bow, taking a momentary rest.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "Even at three.."
>
Whisker traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
>
Whisker gestures.
Nothing happens.
>
Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.
>
Whisker traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
>
Whisker gestures.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "And four..."
>
Aryea just went southwest.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "And five..."
>
Whisker gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Whisker gestures into the air.
Whisker momentarily gets a faroff look in his eyes, and then returns to normal.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "And six..."
>
Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.

Speaking to Boddiker, you ask, "You're touched by Zelia, aren't you?"

You give your eyebrow a little workout.
>
Whisker begins to do his best to bandage Boddiker's wounded head.
>
Speaking to Boddiker, Ubadiah says, "Ya gots to be rememberin to duck."
>
You hear someone chuckling.

Tagari just went through the wooden gates.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "You see, boy... You will ALWAYS be an inadequate child. Always. Nothing you do here in this land will change that."

The voice of Taebaek huskily says, "Weakness."
>
Whisker begins to do his best to bandage Boddiker's wounded right leg.

Whisker raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>
Whisker gestures at Boddiker.
A silvery translucent thread extends from Whisker encompassing Boddiker's corpse.
>
Speaking to you, Tonklin says, "I think he was dropped on the head as a child and thinks he's a savant but he's actually an idiot savant."
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "When you leave, you will still be the nothing you are."

Speaking to Tonklin, you say, "Sounds reasonable."
>
Psyryn gestures into the air.
>
Whisker raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>
Whisker gestures at Boddiker.
Chanting slowly, the sound reminiscent of cogs moving through a large machine, Whisker gazes down at Boddiker with a sense of greater understanding in his eyes. Briefly touching upon Boddiker's forehead, Whisker reignites the spark of life within him.
Boddiker seems slightly different.

Speaking to Boddiker, Ubadiah asks, "Ain't too quick on the uptake are ya boy?"

Boddiker says, "And nothing can change that. Which is really what drives this anger at me.. You're hearing from me what your inner voice tells you all the time..."

Speaking to Tonklin, you say, "Listening to him is like hearing a deranged Dhe'nar tell you its lineage."
>
Boddiker winks at you.

Boddiker stands up.
>
Tonklin agrees with you.

Speaking to you, Tonklin says, "An ill-bred dhe'nar at that."

Interlocking your fingers, you slowly extend your arms up over your head in a long, satisfying stretch.
>
Ubadiah giggles.
>
Boddiker asks, "Because I don't respond to you children who try to convince yourselves you're not worthless by acting like tough guys in this land? For that I'm "slow on the uptake"?"
>
Boddiker chuckles.
>
Speaking to Tonklin, you agree, "It unfortunately escaped the culling."
>
Boddiker leans against the wooden gates.
>
Ubadiah just left.
>
Tonklin agrees with you.
>
Soullslayur says, "Ok."
>
Soullslayur slips a silvery scroll out of his leather scroll case, then unrolls and studies it.
>
Soullslayur raises his silvery scroll and gestures.
Sparks begin to fly between the silvery scroll and Soullslayur's fingers.
With a sudden burst of enthusiasm, the sparks jump into Soullslayur's hand and he seems to glow with power.
>
Boddiker says, "See, let me break this down for you, since you seem to be a fan of having things explained.."
>
Tonklin gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Ubadiah just arrived.
>
Tonklin gestures at Soullslayur.
An invisible force guides Soullslayur.
>
Boddiker smiles at you.
>
Soullslayur chuckles.

Speaking to Tonklin, you say, "Do you think we could cage it and sell it to them as a model of the lower races? It'll confirm all their stereotypes."
>
Soullslayur stares at Tonklin.
>
Soullslayur says, "Im not killin noone."
>
Soullslayur chuckles.
>
Speaking to Ralynah, Ubadiah says, "Ya shouldda seen it."
>
The voice of Cyrroc asks, "Didn't you momma teach you not to insult folks with weapons?"
>
Speaking to you, Tonklin says, "I bet we could get at least five thousand silvers a head."
>
Ralynah smiles at Ubadiah.
>
Speaking to Ralynah, Ubadiah says, "There was this idiot who was mouthin off, and these bandits were leapin from the shadow and loppin the moron's head off."
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>
The sense of peace and security begins to wane from the area.
>
Boddiker says, "You are nothing. Nothing at all. And never will be. No matter what you do...who you kill here in this land.. How many times..."
>
Soullslayur raises his silvery scroll and gestures.
Sparks begin to fly between the silvery scroll and Soullslayur's fingers.
With a sudden burst of enthusiasm, the sparks jump into Soullslayur's hand and he seems to glow with power.
>
Soullslayur carefully rolls up his silvery scroll and slides it into his leather scroll case.
>
Soullslayur slings a acid-stained vultite wall shield off from over his shoulder.
>
Ralynah grins.

Speaking to Tonklin, you say, "I wonder if it would be best to ship it off to Rhoska'tor, or sell it to the krolvin, though. The latter might be more satisfying."
>
The sense of peace and security passes away from the area.
>
Soullslayur gestures at Boddiker.
CS: +307 - TD: +112 + CvA: +2 + d100: +65 == +262
Warding failed!
A pall of silence settles over Boddiker.
>
Tonklin applauds Soullslayur.

Speaking to Tonklin, you say, "And I don't deal with the krols lightly."
>
Tonklin traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
>
Soullslayur lets out a cheer!
>
Tonklin gestures at Boddiker.
CS: +317 - TD: +112 + CvA: +2 + d100: +50 == +257
Warding failed!
Boddiker suddenly stops all movement.
>
Soullslayur says, "No no."
>
Ubadiah slings a dragon-etched black vultite shield over his shoulder.
>
Psyryn applauds Soullslayur.
>
Soullslayur says, "Dont do nothin more to him."
>
Psyryn grins.
>
Tonklin nods to Soullslayur.
>
Soullslayur says, "Ending it with words is good nuff."
>
You notice Taebaek try to tiptoe silently through the wooden gates.

You say, "The silence is enough, I agree."
>
Soullslayur nods.
>
Tonklin agrees with you.

You shrug.
>
Ubadiah carefully inspects his black crystal.
>
Tonklin pokes Boddiker in the ribs.
>
Tonklin pokes Boddiker in the ribs.
>
Tonklin pokes Boddiker in the ribs.
>
Ubadiah put a black crystal in his fiery red backpack.

>
Speaking to Tonklin, you ask, "Did you bring any rope?"
>
Tonklin thumps Boddiker!
>
Soullslayur stares at Tonklin.
>
Artoriosdemer just arrived.
>
Artoriosdemer just went through the wooden gates.

>
Tonklin says, "I tied him up with weaves of magic."
>
Speaking to Tonklin, Soullslayur says, "Leave him alone."
>
Soullslayur chuckles.
>
Tonklin says, "Figure thats better then rope."
>
Ralynah leans softly against Ubadiah.
>
Ubadiah hugs Ralynah, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
>
Tonklin put a flimsy mossbark runestaff in his high-collared longcoat.
>
Ubadiah carefully inspects his blue crystal.

Speaking to Tonklin, you say, "True, but it's hard to move him like that. The spell roots him."
>
Tonklin removes an old weather beaten metal crook capped with a gleaming ruby-eyed silver fox from in his high-collared longcoat.

You rub your chin thoughtfully.
>
Tonklin rubs his chin thoughtfully.
>
Speaking to Boddiker, Ubadiah says, "It appears yer greatcloak is leakin."
>
You hear someone whistling in the shadows.

Ralynah hugs Ubadiah, who wraps her in a warm embrace.
>
Ubadiah put a blue crystal in his fiery red backpack.
>
Tonklin says, "I got an idea."
>
The guiding force leaves Soullslayur.

Ralynah tickles Ubadiah into laughing.
>
Tonklin exclaims, "I can empathize him!"
>
Ubadiah giggles.

Soullslayur says, "No."
>
Ubadiah carefully inspects his blue crystal.
>
You chuckle at Tonklin.

Ubadiah put a blue crystal in his fiery red backpack.
>
Soullslayur says, "Leave him be hes silenced."
>
Soullslayur rolls his eyes.
>
Speaking to Boddiker, Ubadiah says, "Better be gettin that fixed."
>
Ubadiah nods to Boddiker.
>
Tonklin says, "If I empathize him. he won't be able to do anything for ohhh fifteen minutes."

Speaking to Tonklin, you say, "You'd have to be a powerful telepath to change that mind."

You roll your eyes.
>
Ubadiah put a blue crystal in his fiery red backpack.
>
Ubadiah slings a dragon-etched black vultite shield off from over his shoulder.

Speaking to Boddiker, Soullslayur says, "Got eat herbs on the bench... its over."
>
Soullslayur recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Soullslayur gestures at Boddiker.
Boddiker begins moving faster than you thought possible.
>
Ubadiah asks, "Anyone got any stuff to be patchin up his greatcloak?"
>
Tonklin says, "I'm lacking in the telepathy sector, unfortunately tho he'd have to have a mind of knowledge in order to do it properly and unfortunately I think he's lacking the sense enough."

Boddiker begins to move again.

Boddiker smirks.
>
Soullslayur begs and pleads with Boddiker.
>
Soullslayur points at the wooden gates.
>
Tonklin agrees with Soullslayur.
>
Boddiker glances at Soullslayur.
>
Soullslayur says, "Hes ok to move."
>
The pall of silence leaves Boddiker.
>
Soullslayur says, "Just cant talk."
>
Tonklin points at the wooden gates.
>
Boddiker says, "I don't need your assistance in dealing with children..."
>
Boddiker smirks at Soullslayur.
>
Boddiker returns to normal speed.
>
Tonklin gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Tonklin gestures at Soullslayur.
An invisible force guides Soullslayur.
>
Soullslayur stares at Tonklin.
>
Boddiker says, "I deal with low self-esteem saddled morons like this all the time. But I appreciate the thought.."
>
Speaking to Tonklin, Soullslayur says, "Imma bolt you."
>
Boddiker winks at Soullslayur.
>
Taebaek gazes with interest at Boddiker.
>
Tonklin says, "Taebaek."
>
Taebaek huskily says, "Yah"."
>
Tonklin points at Boddiker.
>
Tonklin says, "Wins the idiocy award of all time."
>
Taebaek chuckles.
>
Taebaek huskily says, "I can see that."
>
Taebaek huskily says, "He's got no arm."
>
Tonklin shrugs at Taebaek.
>
Boddiker says, "You see, I will come back from the dead time and time again. But these two will always be nothings who desperately need to try to act tough."
Boddiker smirks.
>
>
Boddiker says, "And what's more, they both know it..."
>
Boddiker chuckles.
>
Tarreth says, "Thank you for your information."
>
Boddiker asks, "Don't you?"
>
Boddiker smiles at you.

Speaking to Tonklin, you say, "Is he still talking? I stopped listening awhile ago. It was all "Nothing, nothing, nothing, blah, blah, blah"."
>
Speaking to you, Tonklin says, "I dunno but I'ma slap at the thing that keeps going buzz buzz buzz in my ear."

You chuckle at Tonklin.
>
Boddiker says, "Yes, you can "stop listenting" all you like. But you'll always hear the inner voice in your mind telling you the same thing.."

Boddiker smirks at you!
>
Tonklin appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Tonklin gestures at Boddiker.
Tonklin hurls a radiant ball of energy at Boddiker!
AS: +219 vs DS: +73 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +65 = +235
... and hits for 44 points of damage!
Skin blasted away leaving exposed and bloody muscle!
He is stunned!
Immediately following the attack, Boddiker glances at Tonklin, his eyes widened briefly in alarm!

Boddiker appears to be involved in an internal struggle!
CS: +354 - TD: +109 + CvA: +2 + d100: +7 == +254
Warding failed!
Boddiker buckles at some hidden pain!
...and receives 88 points of damage!

* Boddiker drops dead at your feet!

You sigh.
>
Soullslayur stares at Tonklin.
>
Tonklin says, "And I'm done."
>
Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.
>
Taebaek rubs his chin thoughtfully.
>
The sickly pallor seems to fade from Oxxon.

The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "No, you're never done.. You remain nothing."

Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.
>
Taebaek starts chortling.
>
Tonklin exclaims, "Everyone, Lets applaud Boddiker for being an idiot!"
>
Tonklin applauds.
>
Speaking to Boddiker, Ubadiah exclaims, "Still ain't too swift at learning. What I'm guessin is the inner voices they are hearin are 'kill the idiot'. Looks like it works pretty good too!"
>
Speaking to Tonklin, Soullslayur says, "You coulda always just silenced him for 10 minutes."
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "No, they're busy applauding you for being so "tough"..."
>
Soullslayur just nudged Tonklin.
>
A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Whisker.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "Ah wait.. No one is doing that.."
>
Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.

Ubadiah says, "I ain't tough. I'm a lover, and a... Well, that ain't for sayin to some corpse."

Whisker traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
>
Whisker gestures.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.
>
Tonklin grins at Ubadiah.
>
Taebaek just went through the wooden gates.
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "Even your little band doesn't think you're proving anything. You truly are worthless.."
>
Boddiker gives a ghostly chuckle.

Whisker cracks his knuckles!
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "How that must sting.."
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "I almost feel sorry for you."
>
Speaking to Boddiker, Tonklin asks, "Your still talking?"
>
The ghostly voice of Boddiker says, "But not quite,"
>
Whisker just opened a monk's leather brandy satchel.
>
Whisker removes a ginkgo nut potion from in his leather brandy satchel.
>
The voice of Cyrroc says, "I think you are the only one proving anything Boddiker."

SEND[Zyllah] Takt the fighting away from the gate. It's not appropriate there.

[BriarFox]

And then he sends me a whole slew of OOC thoughts of the same sort, telling me I'm inadequate and compensating for things, and then threatens to "put me on his radar," whatever that means.

This guy is incredible.

Hey, Forum Boddikers!

Boddiker gets owned -... 09-26-2010 01:33 AM Excellent post to show what a total fucking idiot you are. congrats on the tiny e-peen.
Boddiker gets owned -... 09-26-2010 01:25 AM yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

[NocturnalRob]

Man, if this hadn't been such a quick read, I totally would have glossed over it...

Also, Boddiker sounds like a toolbox.

[Sam]

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/robocop/robocopclarnece3a.jpg

[Gelston]

I hate when low level chars talk shit to higher level chars and then call them "bullies" or say they are acting like "tough guys" when they get pwned.

[Parker]

"Do you realize that I have at least 70 years on you?"

You lost me here.

[Asha]

I always thought it was more entertaining when I didn't attack them and let them go on with it.

[Parker]

After finally finishing the log, I'll say that Boddiker, while he's about as eloquent as a retarded kid who's lost his Scooby Do Lunchbox....is kinda right. You basically took the FAINTEST hint of insult as a reason to start flexing epeen.

Grats? I guess? From just this log alone, and no other outside opinions (As I have none), I think you're both dumbasses.

[Parkbandit]

Boddiker asks, "And I have about 70 IQ points on YOU, but why quibble?"

:rofl:

And "SEND[Zyllah] Takt the fighting away from the gate. It's not appropriate there."

What the fuck? Oh look, it's Zyllah being a dumb bitch. Shocker.

[Asha]

Outside the gate is not appropriate? Fuck me she's nearly as braindead as Andraste.

[Elvenlady]

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "Your arrogance is misplaced and misguided."

How ironic.


Speaking to Boddiker, you ask, "Do you realize that I have at least 70 years on you?"

Seriously?

[BriarFox]

"Do you realize that I have at least 70 years on you?"

You lost me here.

He kept calling me "boy." Boddiker is a human. Nuadjha is a half-elf. Nuadjha's probably 70 or so chronological years older than him. I didn't mean "years" as "levels" in the old sense. Boddiker was just being a crappy role-player (on a number of levels).

[BriarFox]

After finally finishing the log, I'll say that Boddiker, while he's about as eloquent as a retarded kid who's lost his Scooby Do Lunchbox....is kinda right. You basically took the FAINTEST hint of insult as a reason to start flexing epeen.

Grats? I guess? From just this log alone, and no other outside opinions (As I have none), I think you're both dumbasses.

You can think it's e-peen if you want, but the truth is that my character's just not as nice as he used to be, and Nuadjha had neither reason nor desire to put up with him.


Outside the gate is not appropriate? Fuck me she's nearly as braindead as Andraste.

I was confused by that, too, but there's no arguing with a GM.

[Parkbandit]

He kept calling me "boy." Boddiker is a human. Nuadjha is a half-elf. Nuadjha's probably 70 or so chronological years older than him. I didn't mean "years" as "levels" in the old sense. Boddiker was just being a crappy role-player (on a number of levels).

http://imagebin.ca/img/gq1dgNd.gif

[BriarFox]

http://imagebin.ca/img/gq1dgNd.gif

As we've learned on a number of occasions, PB, despite what you believe, some things are true.

[Parker]

You can think it's e-peen if you want, but the truth is that my character's just not as nice as he used to be, and Nuadjha had neither reason nor desire to put up with him.


Weak argument. If you have the reason nor desire to put up with him, walk away.

You just wanted to kill him. End of story, don't hide it.

[BriarFox]

Weak argument. If you have the reason nor desire to put up with him, walk away.

You just wanted to kill him. End of story, don't hide it.

Gumdrop unicorns belong in Carebears. My character wasn't harboring a secret desire (shhhh!) to kill this barely functional basketcase, but he wasn't going to walk away, either. He was in the middle of watching the gate for bandits.

[Parker]

Gumdrop unicorns belong in Carebears. My character wasn't harboring a secret desire (shhhh!) to kill this barely functional basketcase, but he wasn't going to walk away, either. He was in the middle of watching the gate for bandits.

Like I said, just calling it like I see it from the log. Seems fairly obvious from both that and your responses since that you just wanted to fuck with Boddiker. You're both dumbasses. /end opinion

[StrayRogue]

After finally finishing the log, I'll say that Boddiker, while he's about as eloquent as a retarded kid who's lost his Scooby Do Lunchbox....is kinda right. You basically took the FAINTEST hint of insult as a reason to start flexing epeen.

Grats? I guess? From just this log alone, and no other outside opinions (As I have none), I think you're both dumbasses.

I agree.

You smacked your epeen on his face at the slightest provocation. Congrats. You have spent more time playing Gemstone than him.

[Ryvicke]

I think it's obvious that you're a more eloquent roleplayer and gemstone verber than he is--so why not just make him feel like shit with your words? Defaulting to an AS/DS calculation or your obviously superior spikethorn calculation just makes noobs think you win by being higher level. Totally reinforcing that there is no need to roleplay in this game besides "heh noob >inc 616."

I guess since death is so wildly unserious among the adventurer's of Elanthia I never thought a true badass would ever default to causing it in an argument instead of just running intellectual circles around someone less wise. But I guess the true badasses are long gone.

Too long in Shattered perhaps?

[BriarFox]

at the slightest provocation

Agreed, but it was warranted. If you need further evidence, look past the first few lines in that log. I killed him once, and then he annoyed an entire crowd of people enough to die three more times without my doing anything.


I guess since death is so wildly unserious among the adventurer's of Elanthia I never thought a true badass would ever default to causing it in an argument instead of just running intellectual circles around someone less wise. But I guess the true badasses are long gone.

I do see your point. My take on it is different, though. Since death is so common, it's not really much to get excited about, and so it's a reasonable first response. As for words, you saw how well those worked.


Too long in Shattered perhaps?

It does give a different viewpoint, so maybe.

[StrayRogue]

Saying it was warranted because of what he did AFTER you killed him means nothing. I completely agree with Ryvicke; you took the slightest excuse to come off as the big guy and stroke your ego.

You both come off looking dumb in this.

[BriarFox]

Saying it was warranted because of what he did AFTER you killed him means nothing. I completely agree with Ryvicke; you took the slightest excuse to come off as the big guy and stroke your ego.

You both come off looking dumb in this.

Ah. Despite the fact that I think the initial provocation was enough, Nuadjha has met Boddiker before. He does this stuff on a regular basis. Last time, I was in the middle of a group hunt with the Drakes Vanguard on the Sentoph or something, and we were causing swarms. I invited him to join us and he proceeded to go ballistic in thoughts. This is just par for the course.

[Ryvicke]

EDIT: I noticed that you and him have a history. He does seem like a shit. Mrag.

[Elvenlady]

(neg rep) Boddiker gets owned -... 09-26-2010 03:52 PM Hmm. What's so hard to understand ? 70 years, as in 70 years. Literally. It could have been a euphamism for levels, but his follow up comments negated that possibility. --Rathain

Right /end sarcasm

[Rathain]

Following Boddiker's reference to everyone around him as boy ... you were remiss to leave out the part when Nuadjha mentioned those around him were a century older than Boddiker. By your deduction, obviously, Nuadjha was referencing a 100 level difference. In your brilliance, that means that he killed someone low enough in level to not have been effected by death's sting (and apparently still hunts the Sentophs). It doesn't compute, but enjoy your sarcasm.

[Parker]

(neg rep) Boddiker gets owned -... 09-26-2010 03:52 PM Hmm. What's so hard to understand ? 70 years, as in 70 years. Literally. It could have been a euphamism for levels, but his follow up comments negated that possibility. --Rathain

Right /end sarcasm

Hrm. Who is Rathain, and what does his daddy do?

Secondly, this was not in reference to years. Sorry, it wasn't. Nuadja just made an ass of himself and should stop trying to defend it. We've all done it. I've done it. He's not the first, and won't be the last.

Mmmkay?

[BriarFox]

(neg rep) Boddiker gets owned -... 09-26-2010 03:52 PM Hmm. What's so hard to understand ? 70 years, as in 70 years. Literally. It could have been a euphamism for levels, but his follow up comments negated that possibility. --Rathain

Right /end sarcasm

Er:


Speaking wryly to Boddiker, you say, "It's a bit odd when those "children" are a century older than you are, at the least."

You grin wryly.

Whisker says, "Imma gonna belly back up to the bar."
>
The voice of Cyrroc says, "Thanks for coming."
>
Boddiker asks, "Yes, too bad intelligence doesn't follow age, hmm?"

Boddiker starts chuckling at you!

Whisker says, "Try to stay alive least til I finish the first round."

Whisker just went through the wooden gates.

The sense of peace and security begins to wane from the area.

Speaking to Boddiker, you say, "More I was pointing out that if you can't see something as simple as age, it casts doubts on anything else you say."

[Parkbandit]

As we've learned on a number of occasions, PB, despite what you believe, some things are true.

Sure they are.

Let's review:

You posted a log that made you look like a dipshit.. specifically got called out for using "years" instead of "levels"... and then you are now trying to make it look like you weren't talking about levels, but the age difference?

Bury the needle on the Bullshit Meter some more.

[Gnome Rage]

Honestly - Despite how stupid the reasoning behind this seems, I've dealt with Boddiker before on my Empath who refused to heal him based on his roleplay with one of her close friends. He flew off the handle at her, threatening to drag her outside the gates and kill her and blah blah blah. My Empath was only about 16 or 17 when this happened. So I'm just as happy to see him get killed--Even if it was to flex e-peen.

(more explanation if you want to read it)
His player gets super butt-hurt about everything. After Kyna said she wouldn't heal him he asked for another Empath. After all the other guys and gals saw Kyna refuse him, they did as well. Whispering to her why and if he deserves it. And Kyna isn't spiteful, she said that they could heal him if they wished but he'd hurt a friend of hers and wouldn't touch him herself. But, they decided not to heal him either. He starts whispering to my character that he'll make her pay and all this bullshit. He starts whispering OOC to me telling me I'm something along the lines of a bitch. I told him that I the player had no problem with him, but my character did. He kept whispering to me for about 10 or 15 minutes in OOC and I finally just left TSC because he's a douche.

[Tisket]

I'd have killed him too.

With less talk.

[Asile]

I've had my own run-ins with Boddiker. He's an ass. Furthermore, he's an ass who lives off attention such as he got last night. Someone who saw this trait before I did made the recommendation that I ignore him and see what happens before going to my final resort of a WARN INTERACT (I really was at that point), and now that I no longer acknowledge his existence unless absolutely necessary, I have no problems with him.

So...while some small part of me delights in seeing him get murdered repeatedly, I'd rather just have everyone deny him what he really wants so he'll leave. Be it leave GS entirely or just move to Shattered.

(The last time acknowledging him was "absolutely necessary" was some time ago when he walked into the room JUST as I cast Blinding Light. Since he wasn't in my group, he got seriously injured, possibly even killed. I made attempt to apologize and heal or find a healer if he didn't want me getting any benefit...I don't remember if he died or not, but would have offered to replace the deed, too, if he had, because it was totally an accident. He bitched and whined, I made one more attempt at an apology, and then told him something to the effect of "Fuck off" and resumed ignoring him. There have been no issues since.)

[Merala]

Not to cause a fight or anything, regardless of the flexing and whatnot, the impression I got was that he was talking about age, not levels, when I read the log. Just saying...

[Asha]

Nope.

[Stry]

Not a GS Gem.

[audioserf]

I was going to call you a jerkass, but I wanted to see if you had ever met Boddiker before this log. Since it seems like you had, and that he has a history of being inflammatory, I guess I can't hate on you here. Now the three other people who decided, "Sweet, a chance to cast at someone and semi-justify it IC!" can get bent, however. Dogpile mentality is some weak shit.

[Lumi]

Hrm. Who is Rathain, and what does his daddy do?

Secondly, this was not in reference to years. Sorry, it wasn't. Nuadja just made an ass of himself and should stop trying to defend it. We've all done it. I've done it. He's not the first, and won't be the last.

Mmmkay?


Sure they are.

Let's review:

You posted a log that made you look like a dipshit.. specifically got called out for using "years" instead of "levels"... and then you are now trying to make it look like you weren't talking about levels, but the age difference?

Bury the needle on the Bullshit Meter some more.

This is laughable. Anyone who thinks that Nuadjha's player would use "age" to reference levels has no idea what the hell he's saying, and has no business commenting on this situation. You may not have done what he did in this situation, but trying to attack his credentials as a roleplayer is a losing proposition.

Boddiker is a well-documented asshat, as mentioned by others here who've had first-hand experience with him (add myself to that list). Sometimes the answer really is just INCANT 616.

[Khystra]

...he proceeded to go ballistic in thoughts. This is just par for the course.

THIS x1000.

Having tried to befriend Boddiker, and having that blow up in my face...I cannot begin to express the way he made not only my character, but ME feel about logging into the game. He made no effort to RP anything, but instead resorted to behind-the-scenes OOC personal attacks via the amulet. As someone else mentioned earlier, I too was close to WARN interact, but found that keeping my amulet off for a while, and making sure that my character was never in anyplace he was, eventually made him stop.

Do I have a strong personal dislike for him? Yes. Do I have a strong personal dislike for the player? Hell yes! Right or wrong, he created some truly intense, unpleasant experiences for me and my character, when all I tried to do was be a friend.

Imagine THIS character meeting new people in their first month free trial. If I hadn't already been playing the game for quite a while, and had not the strong base of friends I have, HE could have been just the thing to make me leave this game and never return.

[WRoss]

I'd like to point out that it would be gold to give this guy peoples AIMs and tell him it is someone he hates.

BRB. Changing my AIM

[audioserf]

But couldn't they just block him then?

I guess it would be a funny prank for the first minute or two. Gotta love that block feature.

[Fortybox]

Hah. The Shattered is just in you Briarfox. Don't fight it...just accept.

[BriarFox]

Hah. The Shattered is just in you Briarfox. Don't fight it...just accept.


Retard Tolerance Level (RTL)

Pre-Shattered: Carebear
Post-Shattered: Spiderman
Post-Marlu: Ghost Rider


Illustrated with comics for convenience. Though, as far as Nuadjha in particular is concerned, he's been touchy ever since his last run around with a set of ShadowDeath vambraces.

[Fortybox]

Retard Tolerance Level (RTL)

Pre-Shattered: Carebear
Post-Shattered: Spiderman
Post-Marlu: Ghost Rider


Illustrated with comics for convenience. Though, as far as Nuadjha in particular is concerned, he's been touchy ever since his last run around with a set of ShadowDeath vambraces.

Where does the Punisher fit in all of this?

[BriarFox]

Where does the Punisher fit in all of this?

Ever hear of Horlan? Gilara? That's right! You fucking haven't! Thank the Punisher.

[Fortybox]

Ever hear of Horlan? Gilara? That's right! You fucking haven't! Thank the Punisher.

Oh dear...

[Timjirdos]

Man, if this hadn't been such a quick read, I totally would have glossed over it...

Also, Boddiker sounds like a toolbox.

you have no idea.

[Leew]

love this thred. that guy is such a tool! wish he could be voted out of gsiv!!

[Timjirdos]

he doesn't hunt the broken lands anymore because of me.

just sayin.

[Leew]

he doesn't hunt the broken lands anymore because of me.

just sayin.

then you sir, rock

[subzero]

I don't really know Boddiker, but for some reason I've always had the impression that he was a bit of a moron. Anyhow, uninspiring log aside, what the fuck is with the send from Zyllah? Do they really try to tell people where they're allowed to do things? I mean, the game has plenty of mechanics in place for pvp encounters ranging from penalties in town to shit like warn interact. I think at that point I'd have probably ignored Boddiker and jumped on that moron instead.

[Timjirdos]

that's zyllah.

even properly roleplayed combat warrants a send if she's peeking.

[SuckerFish]

You can think it's e-peen if you want, but the truth is that my character's just not as nice as he used to be, and Nuadjha had neither reason nor desire to put up with him.



I was confused by that, too, but there's no arguing with a GM.

Briar..no need to explain. You see this is the trouble with a game like Gemstone 4. The fact that you feel the need to explain. Come play MTG online where you can do whatever, whenever. You woop ass and you move on. If someone wants to talk shit, you duel it over with your cards on the battlefield. After you're done tearing through the guy than you would have the choice of moving to 5 different locations. Including participating in tournaments.

Quit beating a dead horse with GS4. There's just no use.

My opinions of the GM's over at GS4? Very irritable people who care about as much as you as they do about the rules they expect you to follow.

[SuckerFish]

Briar..no need to explain. You see this is the trouble with a game like Gemstone 4. The fact that you feel the need to explain. Come play MTG online where you can do whatever, whenever. You woop ass and you move on. If someone wants to talk shit, you duel it over with your cards on the battlefield. After you're done tearing through the guy than you would have the choice of moving to 5 different locations. Including participating in tournaments.

Quit beating a dead horse with GS4. There's just no use.

My opinions of the GM's over at GS4? Very irritable people who care about as much as you as they do about the rules they expect you to follow.

As far as the ratio of how many women are playing MTG online as compared with GS4 I couldn't tell you, but I would assume it's a shit load more than those that are playing GS4. So yes you would have the opportunity to put ladies in their places as well, lol, unless they reversed the tables on ya. Of course I prefer to chat with the ladies myself, make um feel special, you know? But hey, can't treat um any less than men when it comes to the game, they tend to be as just as cocky and puffed up.

[Gelston]

You know, playing GS really makes me hesitatant to call something nerdy, but my fucking god man, that MTG shit is.

[Ceyrin]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/This-Thread-Delivers/1/ike_where_this_thread_is_going-vi.jpg

[Stry]

* Boddiker was just reunited with his ancestors! [10:15pm]

Made me think of this thread.

[BriarFox]

Boddiker [General]: "Ah.. Another moron releasing things in Winter Wren and taking off.."

You ponder.


[Forest Path]
A dense growth of trees borders on the edge of Velathae, marking where the village ends and the expansive forest begins. A dirt path, marred with patches of grass that somehow found a foothold to grow, winds its way through the trees to the southeast, and several clusters of vibrant wildflowers are interspersed along the trail as if planted by hand. You also see a ghostly young chatelaine and a long path back to Velathae.
Obvious paths: southeast
>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
>se
[Forest Path]
Moonlight filters in through the canopy of the surrounding forest, the thin shafts bespeckled with particles of dust and dirt that swirl up toward the sky. The dirt path continues winding its way through the forest with small berry and flower-covered bushes flanking both sides. A small sign marked with "Commoners Not Welcome" has been staked into the ground.
Obvious paths: east, northwest
>e
[Forest Path]
The pervasive scent of flowers wafts through the trees, and distant canine howls disrupt the stillness of the forest. The dirt path slowly turns into smooth cobblestones toward the northeast, and small glass lanterns placed along the path glow softly in the night.
Obvious paths: northeast, west
>ne
[Winter Wren Estates, Gates]
The cobblestone-lined path ends abruptly at a set of tall black iron gates that tower overhead. Through the bars, the silhouettes of large houses rise in the distance, all protected by the enormous iron fence that encompasses the entire community. A small sign that reads "Trespassers Forbidden" has been staked near the gates. You also see the Orpius disk and a cracked wooden shoe heel.
Also here: Lady Orpius, Avalera
Obvious paths: southwest
>go ga
[Winter Wren Estates, Gates]
Streets paved with mottled grey cobblestones lead away from the enormous black iron gates and are lined with tidy hedges and slender walkways. Each of the walkways winds its way beyond the cultivated greenery through a pristinely dark green lawn to a brick-faced home adorned with trellises and flowering window boxes. Differing in hue only, the doors house enormous animal heads at their center that are biting into large brass rings laid over polished plaques. You also see a decaying vruul, a huffy luck spirit that is flying around, an ivy-covered green-doored townhouse, a three-story blue-doored townhouse and a tall red-doored townhouse.
Also here: Jennora
Obvious paths: northeast, northwest
>ne
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>n
You feel at full magical power again.
>
A decaying vruul claws at you!
You evade the attack by a hair!
>
[Winter Wren Estates]
Frosted orbs set upon wrought iron pedestals speckle the gently curving cobblestone street as it veers away from the regal black gates. Lush lawns are bisected with brick pathways lined with glossy hibiscus bushes sprouting pink, yellow, and violet blooms. Tiny gargoyles stand as guardians over a trio of homes set at the end of each pathway. Streams of water pour from the gargoyles' wide open mouths into tiny gullies that disappear in drains set into the side of the street. You also see a frozen spirit, a sleek midnight-hued panther, the Aveysong disk, a two-story white stucco house, a stone-faced grey and green house and a slate-roofed dark blue house.
Also here: Lady Aveysong
Obvious paths: north, southwest
>
[Winter Wren Estates]
Set at the intersection of three streets is a frosted glass lamp post with a gold-lettered green sign pointing to the western branch. Resting beneath the lamp is a long white marble bench flanked by a pair of ornate birdbaths that are filled with sparkling blue water. Three houses mark this portion of the estates, each facing the other two across an expanse of dark green lawn speckled with purple violets. You also see a brown trellis-wrapped townhouse, a triple-gabled brown shingle house and a boxy dark blue townhouse.
Obvious paths: northeast, south, west
>nw
You can't go there.
>w
[Winter Wren Estates]
A tall marble statue of a winter wren posed in flight sits near the northern road. The statue has been carved to perch on a cherry blossom tree and looks to the east. A couple of houses rest on expansive verdant lots bordered by rows of golden asters and trailing violets. To the north, the silhouette of a large fountain is visible, and the distant bubbling from the flowing water can be faintly heard. You also see a sand-covered skeletal lord, a dark red house and a cozy yellow house.
Obvious paths: north, east, west
>n
A mischievous golden brown fox saunters in.
>
[Winter Wren Estates, Commons]
Concentric rings of mottled cobblestones spread outward from a large marble fountain erected at the center of the quiet courtyard. Enormous wooden planters create a small barrier that separates the commons from the sprawling dark green lawns of nearby homes. Stone benches provide ample seating and have woven basket lanterns strung above them, which dangle from ornate brass poles. Cobbled walkways lead away from the fountain and are set at cardinal points that lead to the surrounding streets. You also see a sand-covered skeletal lord.
Also here: Boddiker
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>n
[Winter Wren Estates]
A lone grey stone townhouse sits off the cobbled streets to the north, its steepled roof casting a long shadow over the merging three roads. A row of white alyssum has been planted to border the long walkway that travels from the street to the house, and a tall oak tree stands as a sentinel over the otherwise pristine plot of land.
Obvious paths: east, south, west
>
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>smirk
You smirk.
>knock on door
You solidly knock on the tan door, the sound reverberating through its surface. After a moment of waiting, a dark tan door creaks open and tendrils of mist creep out to wrap around your feet.

Suddenly, a phantom arachnoid appears from the darkness behind tan door, its eyes glaring at you with intense hatred.
>e
[Winter Wren Estates]
Blown glass hummingbird feeders that dangle from short brass poles surround a small wooden bench set at the corner of the street beside a lamppost dangling three street signs. Creating a decorative border along the cobbled street are ornamental hedges that have bright pink pansies and dark blue violets planted at their bases. Three townhomes, identical except for their front doors, are set at odd angles within their manicured lawns to allow them to face one another across the three way intersection. You also see a soot-covered sudis, some full plate, a black skull helm, some full plate, some full plate, a claidhmore, a black skull helm, a red-doored green townhouse, a brown-doored green townhouse and a blue-doored green townhouse.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, west
>knock on door
You solidly knock on the red door, the sound reverberating through its surface. After a moment of waiting, a dark red door creaks open and tendrils of mist creep out to wrap around your feet.

Suddenly, a dark legion squire appears from the darkness behind red door, its eyes glaring at you with intense hatred.

...

* Boddiker was just reunited with his ancestors!

....

[Nazir Necropolis]
Continuing to cant at an angle, the path steadily scales the steep hillside, passing by stone-covered biers and slighty angled plaques half-buried in the ground. All the dates go back a ways, even though the odd gravesite here and there appears freshly dug. You also see some golden apple cinnamon incense, a midnight blue twisted pillar candle, some umber chestnut incense, some dark plum dirge-vaon incense, some pale gold flaeshorn berry incense, some umber chestnut incense, some pale green gooseberry incense, some greenish blue fir incense, a midnight blue twisted pillar candle, a midnight blue twisted pillar candle, some sallow manure incense and a deep freshly-dug hole.
Also here: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Obvious paths: up, down
>grin
You grin.
>
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>bow
You bow.

Boddiker [General]: "You idiots realls need to find something better to do.."



Addendum the first.