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DeV
04-13-2004, 06:29 PM
You say, "What is your profession, If you dont mind me asking?"
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[Catacombs, Pool]
Vast stone pillars dot the rocky surface of this chamber. The walls have been crafted with a raised mural, which depicts a section of buildings from the city street that is directly above this tunnel. In the center of the ceiling is a dark gaping hole. A rush of water pours from the hole into a seemingly bottomless pool of water. You also see a fanged rodent.
Also here: Treeva
Obvious exits: east, west
>
A fanged rodent tries to bite Treeva!
Treeva evades the attack!
>
Treeva softly says, "A cleric cant you tell? Thats why i cant fight for anything."
>
Treeva grins at you.
>
Treeva swings a polished ironwood runestaff at a fanged rodent!
AS: +5 vs DS: +5 with AvD: +10 + d100 roll: +82 = +92
A clean miss.
> 'well, with that staff your not going to have too powerful a swing.
You say, "Well, with that staff your not going to have too powerful a swing."
>
Treeva swings a polished ironwood runestaff at a fanged rodent!
AS: +5 vs DS: +5 with AvD: +10 + d100 roll: +89 = +99
A clean miss.
>
A fanged rodent tries to bite you!
AS: +44 vs DS: +103 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +89 = +62
A clean miss.
> 'at all
You say, "At all."
>
Treeva softly asks, "What would you suggest?"
>
Treeva swings a polished ironwood runestaff at a fanged rodent!
AS: +5 vs DS: +5 with AvD: +10 + d100 roll: +39 = +49
A clean miss.
>
A fanged rodent tries to bite you!
AS: +44 vs DS: +103 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +35 = +8
A clean miss.
> 'do you have the bone shatter spell yet?
You ask, "Do you have the bone shatter spell yet?"
>
Treeva swings a polished ironwood runestaff at a fanged rodent!
AS: +5 vs DS: +5 with AvD: +10 + d100 roll: +41 = +51
A clean miss.
> 'or perhaps you might want to try a sword.
You say, "Or perhaps you might want to try a sword."
>
Treeva softly says, "Nope level 2."
>
A fanged rodent tries to bite Treeva!
AS: +44 vs DS: +60 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +6 = +24
A clean miss.
>
Treeva softly asks, "I could try a sword will it help?"
>
Treeva swings a polished ironwood runestaff at a fanged rodent!
AS: +5 vs DS: +5 with AvD: +10 + d100 roll: +5 = +15
A clean miss.
> 'your not going to kill anything with that runestaff.
You say, "Your not going to kill anything with that runestaff."
>
A fanged rodent tries to bite you!
You parry the attack with your claidhmore!
>
Treeva softly says, "Have spell smite but it doesnt do anything."
>
A fanged rodent tries to bite you!
You parry the attack with your claidhmore!
> 'staves are are more for defensive protection than for usng as a weapon
You say, "Staves are are more for defensive protection than for usng as a weapon."
>
A fanged rodent tries to bite Treeva!
AS: +44 vs DS: +118 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +50 = +10
A clean miss.
>
Treeva softly says, "Ok well i will try a sword then."
>
Alezden just arrived.
>
Alezden swings a broadsword at a fanged rodent!
AS: +40 vs DS: +5 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +59 = +130
... and hits for 16 points of damage!
Attack hits the fanged rodent's throat but doesn't break the skin.
Close!
Alezden swings a main gauche at a fanged rodent!
AS: +40 vs DS: +4 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +38 = +101
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Tap to the arm pricks some interest but not much else.
>
Alezden swings a broadsword at a fanged rodent!
AS: +40 vs DS: +4 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +88 = +160
... and hits for 52 points of damage!
Slash strikes the fanged rodent's left eye.
Seems there was a brain there after all.
The fanged rodent collapses to the ground, emits a final squeal, and dies.
>
Alezden skinned a fanged rodent, yielding a rodent fang.
>
Alezden searches a fanged rodent.
A fanged rodent decays into a pile of hair and bone.
>
Alezden put a broadsword in his forest green backpack.
>
Alezden picks up a rodent fang.
Alezden put a rodent fang in his forest green backpack.
>
Alezden removes a broadsword from in his forest green backpack.
>
Alezden just went east.
> 'what the.
You say, "what the."


There is an epidemic in Ta'Vaalor it seems.
And, might I add I had to confront this guy earlier in the day about doing the exact same thing with me standing in the room.

[Edited on 4-13-2004 by DarkelfVold]

Wezas
04-13-2004, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by DarkelfVold
You say, "What is your profession, If you dont mind me asking?"
>
Treeva softly says, "A cleric cant you tell? Thats why i cant fight for anything."
>
You ask, "Do you have the bone shatter spell yet?"
>


heh

AnticorRifling
04-13-2004, 06:33 PM
1 kill the scripter he's terrible and gives others a bad rep
2 clerics don't have boneshatter

DeV
04-13-2004, 06:34 PM
The point of it was Alezden..
I felt sorry for Treeva swinging that poor runestaff with a 5 AS over and over again. lol.. she was sweet though.

Hulkein
04-13-2004, 06:34 PM
I was wondering why she asked that too, heh.

Ta'Vaalor seems to be the old Landing.... I miss it :(

DeV
04-13-2004, 06:34 PM
Oh.. LOL yeah. I was thinking she was a swinging Empath. DOH!

DeV
04-13-2004, 06:37 PM
> e
[Catacombs, Sewers]
The flow of the murky water is abruptly halted by a huge mass of garbage. Rats and roaches hunt through the refuse for signs of food. Crumpled papers sail across the water on the damp breezes of the cavern. The walls of the cavern sweat from the cold dampness of the stale air. You also see a fanged rodent that appears dead.
Also here: Alezden
Obvious exits: east, west
>
Alezden searches a fanged rodent.
A fanged rodent decays into a pile of hair and bone.
> tap ale
You lightly tap Alezden on the shoulder.
> stance off
You move into an offensive stance, ready for battle.
>
Alezden says, "Yea."
> 'watch this
You say, "Watch this."
>
Joruhulard just arrived.
>
Joruhulard just went west.
> am alezden
You swing a claidhmore at Alezden!
AS: +79 vs DS: +57 with AvD: +43 + d100 roll: +61 = +126
... and hit for 63 points of damage!
Smash to cheek driving bone through the eye and into the brain.

* Alezden drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 9 sec.
R>
Joruhulard just arrived.
R>
Joruhulard just went east.
R> stance def
...wait 2 seconds.
R> stance def
You move into a defensive stance, ready to fend off an attack.
> 'want to know what that is for?
You ask, "Want to know what that is for?"
> 'poaching peoples kills
You say, "Poaching peoples kills."
> 'now, If I see you poaching, killing, skinning, or searching my kills again.
You say, "Now, If I see you poaching, killing, skinning, or searching my kills again."
> 'you'll get it.
You say, "You'll get it."
>
The ghostly voice of Alezden says, "Fuck you."
> chuc
You chuckle.
> 'no thanks.
You say, "No thanks."

AnticorRifling
04-13-2004, 06:40 PM
That was beautiful

Watch this!

Claid to the face.

I love it.

Snapp
04-13-2004, 06:52 PM
:lol: Great way to kill someone Vold! I love it.

Celexei
04-13-2004, 06:56 PM
absolutly beautiful...and the nice verbal abuse IG should get a bit of attention

Skirmisher
04-13-2004, 07:01 PM
I'm not one often for killing other players but....that was pretty funny.

Celexei
04-13-2004, 07:06 PM
i'm gaining a new found love for watching and contributing to death rates in Elanthia....:shrug: although...only certain Characters...live to RP!~

Kitsun
04-13-2004, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by DarkelfVold
The ghostly voice of Alezden says, "Fuck you."
> chuc
You chuckle.
> 'no thanks.
You say, "No thanks."

Perfect until that line!

You're SUPPOSED to say, "Don't you threaten me with bad sex!"

Celexei
04-13-2004, 07:15 PM
LOL, hmmm i'm definatly gonna remember that one and alter it for my own personal goodness for next time i hear that

Jonty
04-13-2004, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by DarkelfVold
You say, "Watch this."


:lol: Yeah... VERY funny. :lol:

Latrinsorm
04-13-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by DarkelfVold
You say, "Watch this."Plus a million cool points. :lol2:

Celexei
04-13-2004, 07:29 PM
forfeiting my imaginary cool points! *sighs* ya earned em

Bobmuhthol
04-13-2004, 07:54 PM
<<You ask, "Do you have the bone shatter spell yet?">>

Mos def n00b alert.

Tsa`ah
04-13-2004, 07:57 PM
:lol: Watch this :lol:

Oh man. That was uber cool.

Celexei
04-13-2004, 07:58 PM
should be dustin off the black leather jacket now...

DeV
04-13-2004, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Skirmisher
I'm not one often for killing other players but....that was pretty funny. I know Skirm.. I didn't except him to die considering were around the same level. He left me no option. The last straw was him standing in the room with me, hiding, then ambushing while Im still there.

After it happened I even called for help on the amunet, and waited till help came for him. :)

Hulkein
04-13-2004, 09:28 PM
Hahaaa, very good job.

FinisWolf
04-14-2004, 12:23 AM
That will be a classic for a long time. I definetly liked it!

:roll:

Finiswolf

Souzy
04-14-2004, 01:30 AM
ROFL! That "Watch this" line made up for the bone shatter question. Awesome :up:

Shari
04-14-2004, 02:05 AM
Classic. Good show.

Galleazzo
04-14-2004, 02:52 AM
Damn, wish I still had a character in Vaalor that could pwn.

Tsa`ah
04-14-2004, 04:02 AM
Ima have to still that line... and not pay royalties. :P

Whirlin
04-13-2017, 03:09 PM
It's been 13 years today... and this was just brought to my attention, so I'm bumping this. Entertainingly, Treeva is now a capped Hand of the Arkati wizard... not a cleric anymore, and doesn't swing her runestaff around anymore (that I know of). But, worth bringing back up.

Fallen
04-13-2017, 03:13 PM
Been a ton of old ass threads being bumped lately.

Stumplicker
04-13-2017, 03:13 PM
Good bump Whirlin. I like these old nostalgia threads.

Nathala Crane
04-13-2017, 03:21 PM
Even capped, Treeva remains an uber-n00b. ;)

Also, d'aww. It's even from before she rerolled into a Weezard.