NFL Picks - Week 3

[Latrinsorm]

Tennessee at NY Giants
Pittsburgh at Tampa Bay
Cincinnati at Carolina
Cleveland at Baltimore
Dallas at Houston
San Francisco at Kansas City
Detroit at Minnesota
Buffalo at New England
Atlanta at New Orleans
Washington at St. Louis
Philadelphia at Jacksonville
Oakland at Arizona
San Diego at Seattle
Indianapolis at Denver
NY Jets at Miami
Green Bay at Chicago

Season standings, out of 32 unless otherwise noted:

22: Gallows Thief
21: RSR
20: Adhara, Drinin, NocturnalRob, Revalos
19: Ceyrin, Doughboy, Kembal, LMingrone, RichardCranium
18: AnticorRifling, Eschaton, Rimalon, Solkern, WRoss
17 of 31: Drevihyin
17: Ardwen, Atlanteax, GSFHenry, Latrinsorm, Peam, Ryvicke, Willington
16 of 31: ParkBandit
16: g++, Nystin
15: Mighty Nikkisaurus, Stunseed
13: Celephais
12 of 16: Chaddy
10 of 15: Anebriated
10 of 16: dannah, SotT
9 of 16: Rucca
9 of 20: Stabbyrogue
7 of 16: Keller
1 of 1: Drew

[NocturnalRob]

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Detroit
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Green Bay - 41


20: NocturnalRob
18: AnticorRifling
In your face, you mark-ass trick!

[RichardCranium]

In your face, you mark-ass trick!


? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra329xahSHo)

[RichardCranium]

NY Giants
Tampa Bay
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
Kansas City
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Denver
Miami
Green Bay {56}

[Rucca]

Giants
Tampa Bay
Carolina
Baltimore
Houston
S.F.
Detroit
Buffalo
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Oakland
San Diego-WOOT
Denver
Jets
Green Bay-43

[g++]

Giants
Tampa Bay
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
Atlanta
Washington
Jacksonville
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
Miami
Green Bay

[Celephais]

NY Giants
Tampa Bay
Carolina
Baltimore
Dallas
Kansas City
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Chicago - 42

[NocturnalRob]

Chicago - 42
...

[Celephais]

...

You're aware I have the lowest rating of everyone who has picked every week. I'm going to embrace that.

[NocturnalRob]

You're aware I have the lowest rating of everyone who has picked every week. I'm going to embrace that.
Run with it, man.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Cleveland
Houston
San Francisco
Detroit
New England
Atlanta
St. Louis
Philadelphia
Oakland
San Diego (feels bad, man)
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Green Bay - over 9000. Just kidding, 38

[NocturnalRob]

St. Louis
Bitch, you crazy. Skins are gonna poop on them. Fecal victory!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Bitch, you crazy. Skins are gonna poop on them. Fecal victory!

The only poop will be on St. Louis' collective dick after they Ram your precious Redskins.

HURRRRRRRRR

[TheEschaton]

Tennessee
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston (LIKE WHOA)
Kansas City
Detroit
New England
Atlanta (LIKE WHOA AGAIN)
Washington
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Chicago (LIKE WHOA x 323) - 24

[AnticorRifling]

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Dallas
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Arizona
Seattle
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Green Bay - 28

[Kembal]

NY Giants
Tampa Bay
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
Kansas City
Detroit
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets

Green Bay - 31

[WRoss]

NY Giants
Tampa Bay
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Dallas
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
Atlanta
St. Louis
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Chicago

[Ardwen]

NY Giants I can seriously see the titans winning this but it just seems unlikely
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Oakland wow this game sure seems likely to be ugly
Seattle
Indianapolis
Miami
Chicago 29

[Gallows Thief]

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
Miami
Green Bay
49

[Ryvicke]

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
Atlanta
St. Louis
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
Miami
Green Bay (55)

[RSR]

Tennessee
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
Dallas
Kansas City
Minnesota
New England
Atlanta
St. Louis
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Green Bay 30

[Revalos]

You must respect, the New York Football Giants
Stealers
Bungles
Rayvens
Uggh... Cow...cowb...god I can't say it. Cowboys.
CHEFS!
Vikings for the love of all that is holy
BILLS FOR THE WIN
Saints duh
MUTHATRUCKIN SKINS
Eggles
DA RAIDAS
Charrrrgers
Indy
FINS
DA PACK - 38

[Ceyrin]

I fail to understand how I have a better win than loss ratio at this point.

I really and truly have been trying to pick the losers. Honest.

Maybe this time I should declare I'm picking winners.

Tennessee
Tampa Bay
Carolina
Cleveland
Houston
Kansas City
Detroit
Buffalo
Atlanta
Washington
Jacksonville
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
Miami
Green Bay - 4 - THAT'S RIGHT, I'M CALLING IT NOW! 2 SAFTEYS

[Nystin]

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Jacksonville
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
Miami
Green Bay (44)

[Solkern]

NFL Picks - Week 3
Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
Atlanta
Washington
Philadelphia
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Green Bay 48

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You must respect, the New York Football Giants
Stealers
Bungles
Rayvens
Uggh... Cow...cowb...god I can't say it. Cowboys.
CHEFS!
Vikings for the love of all that is holy
BILLS FOR THE WIN
Saints duh
MUTHATRUCKIN SKINS
Eggles
DA RAIDAS
Charrrrgers
Indy
FINS
DA PACK - 38

I think it's a product of the time and too much math homework, but this post made me LOL for nearly a full minute.

CHEFS AND EGGLES </dead>

[peam]

Tennessee
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Dallas - PLEASE?! I'm tired of having to wash the bad gris-gris off of my Demarcus Ware jersey every week.
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
Atlanta
St. Louis
Philadelphia
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
Miami
Green Bay - 40

[Atlanteax]

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Green Bay - 37

[awol0509]

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
Kansas City
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Green Bay - 39

[Stabbyrogue]

NY Giants
Tampa Bay
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
Kansas City
Minnesota
New England
Atlanta
St. Louis
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
Miami
Green Bay (30)

[Parkbandit]

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Oakland
Seattle
Indianapolis
Miami
Green Bay 45

[Doughboy]

Far too many people are picking Miami to win :( They're going to get jinxed now.



Damn I can't stand the Jets.

[Rimalon]

WEEK THREEEE!

NY Giants
Tampa Bay
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
Miami

Chicago-- 52 pts

[Drew]

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Dallas
Kansas City
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets (this pains me, so much)
Green Bay

[Drevihyin]

Tennessee
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Dallas
Kansas City
Minnesota
New England
Atlanta
Washington
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Chicago 37

[Adhara]

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
Miami
Chicago (44)

[Alfster]

Tennessee
Tampa Bay
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
Kansas City
Detroit
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Green Bay - 28

[Doughboy]

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
Miami (Drew, you pussy)
Green Bay - 43

[Anebriated]

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Green Bay - 40

[RichardCranium]

Miami is gonna stomp the shit out of NY.

[Willington]

Tennessee
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
Kansas City
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
Miami
Green Bay (27)

[Anebriated]

Tennessee
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Houston
Kansas City
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
Philadelphia
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
Indianapolis
Green Bay (27)

you picked indi twice and have no winner of the Jets/Dolphins game...

[GSFHenry]

Tennessee
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
Dallas
Kansas City
Minnesota
New England
Atlanta
Washington
Philadelphia
Oakland
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Green Bay(32)

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm still pissed my post didn't make it this week so I double checked this one baby.

Saints
49ers
colts
Giants
Pats
Ravens
BUCS going to regret that one
bengals
vikes
texans
redskins
eagles
chargers
cards
FLAMING MIAMI


GO PACK GO 48


Oh and for Latrin

Tennessee at NY Giants
Pittsburgh at Tampa Bay
Cincinnati at Carolina
Cleveland at Baltimore
Dallas at Houston
San Francisco at Kansas City
Detroit at Minnesota
Buffalo at New England
Atlanta at New Orleans
Washington at St. Louis
Philadelphia at Jacksonville
Oakland at Arizona
San Diego at Seattle
Indianapolis at Denver
NY Jets at Miami
Green Bay at Chicago

[Sean of the Thread]

I really meant to pick Pittsburgh not tampa bay. Seriously I really mean it seriously.

Fucking SUCANEERS. I was going to strut a creamsicle jersey today but now I may hide it in the basement.

*oh and Latrin when I did the YOUR ORDER thing at the bottom I didn't really double check the accuracy. I'm pretty certain they all match up (as I just checked) but if this breaks my fucking streak of one of the top pickers I will cut your hair so it looks like kurt warner's wife's used to look like.

It's already screwed up my HOMER tampa pick! There is always a superstitious way to sports you should know this! Not that it matters because my picks didn't make it through the internets last week but I bet I still catch up.




OH and this bills pats game is a lot better than I expected.

[Sean of the Thread]

Holy shit I was seriously skeptical about Spiller and pulled out of his bidding in out fantasy league being a rookie and lynch still the man.

But ffs is that guy fast as shit. Yeah he looked amazing in all his college games but he was playing against kids. This man is make the pros look like they're in wheel chairs chasing him.

[peam]

So, local Fox affiliate, you have the choice between two awesome games featuring at least one NFC team, each important for different reasons. You could have pleased me and shown the Cowboys at Texans, or made me sort of pissed and shown Atlanta at New Orleans.

Instead, you show a fucking Lost episode and PokerStars Million Dollar Challenge.

FUCK YOU FUCKYOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[Sean of the Thread]

Whatever I have Bills Pats which thank goodness turned out to be a good game and the Bills are my second team so I can't complain too much.

They blacked out the Bucs radio feed that i usually listen too which is fucking fine with me since they're getting their fucking asses kicked to the size of goatse.

*Actually I must say this bills pats game is really fucking pretty good. I'm amazed I thought it was going to suck a mandingo cock.

[Willington]

Who woke Dallas up?

[Drew]

Miami (Drew, you pussy)



I hope I'm wrong, I don't trust our coaching staff. We could win against a good team if we played to win and rather not to lose. We almost gave it up to Buffalo in week 1 and Minny in week 2 because of poor coaching.

[Paradii]

Who dat? Who dat? Who dat say dey going beat dem saints?

Suck on that, New Orleans.

[peam]

Who dat? Who dat? Who dat say dey going beat dem saints?

Suck on that, New Orleans.

I'm enjoying them losing as much as you. However, the proper response is "WE DAT"

[Doughboy]

I hope I'm wrong, I don't trust our coaching staff. We could win against a good team if we played to win and rather not to lose. We almost gave it up to Buffalo in week 1 and Minny in week 2 because of poor coaching.


I hate it when you're right.....

Wishing I was at the Stadium right now. I can see the damn lights glowing in the distance :( No way in hell I was going to take my kids to a Fins/Jets game. Jets fans are fucking jackasses.

[RSR]

Woohoo! Chiefs are 3-0! And only two games picked wrong this week so far. Hopefully the Jets and Packers win out.

-Richard.

[NocturnalRob]

The only poop will be on St. Louis' collective dick after they Ram your precious Redskins.
How prescient you were, my dear.

[Doughboy]

I FUCKING HATE YOU JASON ALLEN! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!

[Latrinsorm]

Sometimes I wonder: "did I die? am I being deceived? is this real?" ESCHATON AND DREW picking against their home teams makes these deliberations distinctly more difficult.

re: the Saints: is there any better evidence that kicker isn't a real position than an NFL TEAM holding open auditions? In week 4, ffs? Invincibly preposterous.

Didn't Brenda Warner have cancer, or something? That's cold, man. :(

.

HERE'S WHERE THEY STAND

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13-2 (no shit): Drevihyin, RSR
11-4: Anticor, Drew, Eschaton, GSFHenry, peam, WRoss
10-5: dannah, Stabbyrogue
9-6: Alfster, Atlanteax, Celephais, Ryvicke, Solkern, Willington
8-7: Adhara, Anebriated, Doughboy, Mighty Nikkisaurus, Parkbandit, Revalos
7-8: Ardwen, Kembal, NocturnalRob, RichardCranium, SottT
6-9: g++, Gallows Thief, Nystin, Rimalon
4-11: Ceyrin
3-12: rucca

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

It killed me to pick against the Seahawks, but the Chargers have been solid.. GOOD JOB NIKKI YOU TARD. :(

[Latrinsorm]

I had to hold my breath clicking this thread so as to ensure that I hadn't forgotten Celephais again. Phew!

I suppose I could have just looked at my recap and seen if his name had appeared, but it's not clear how that would have worked.

[peam]

Pretty good week.

I wish I would have had the balls to pick the Chiefs. Really, really wanted to but just couldn't pull the trigger.

[Ardwen]

I wish I remembered what I was doing apparently I forgot, and damned is it annoying

[Sean of the Thread]

probably one of my worst weeks on record.

[Anebriated]

probably one of my worst weeks on record.

+1

I went against my guy on a bunch of picks this week and paid for it. Got the Jets right though!

[Doughboy]

Man, what a shit week. This season is shaping up nicely. Some very good surprises so far.

[Revalos]

I wish my fantasy team did at least as well as my pics, shit, I've got below 50 points twice in a row now! Do you have a 2 weeks in a row worst score trophy Rimalon? I deserve it.

[Anebriated]

I lucked out this week in my money league, set a new league high score. Vick + A.P. + Boldin + Moss = doesnt matter what the rest of my team did.

[AnticorRifling]

In your face, you mark-ass trick! Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once and awhile, although for you finding nuts is more of a job skill.

[WRoss]

Dear RSR,

Who are you and why do you have 35 wins?

Thanks,
Ross

[Drew]

Sometimes I wonder: "did I die? am I being deceived? is this real?" ESCHATON AND DREW picking against their home teams makes these deliberations distinctly more difficult.


I hate being right. My team might actually be good, but I guess after 15 years of having a bad team The E has finally accepted it.

[RSR]

I'm just a big football fan. Nothing fancy to it.

-Richard.

[peam]

THE BEARS AREN'T WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE

[g++]

I am getting absolutely fucking slaughtered this year.

[NocturnalRob]

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once and awhile, although for you finding nuts is more of a job skill.
And for you it's a daily reminder of how sad your life is.

I'm implying that you have no nuts.

Because you don't.

It's early. Fuck you.


I'm just a big football fan. Nothing fancy to it.
Is this your Graceland?

[TheEschaton]

I've accepted that if I want to be competitive, I have to pick against the Bills, but if they want to lower my win percentage by winning a game, I'll gladly take that.

I think I picked Miami over the Jets though, ugh, otherwise I woulda tied for first...also, I picked the Texans over the Cowboys, hmmm.

[Drevihyin]

Finally I can see the steps as I climb out of the basement!