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Sean of the Thread
12-14-2004, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by Eiderfleur
[OOC]-Rinnash: "anyone know anything about a runestaff being covered in foul-smelling murky umber oil? Anything wrong with it?"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "did you stick in teeoncy?"
[OOC]-Vishra: "It has poison on it"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "aHAHAHAHAHAHA"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "HAHAHAHA"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "ok"
[OOC]-You: "ROFL that was soooo wrong"
[OOC]-Clearity: "eww, now that's gross"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "hahaha"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "hahaha"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "ok I'm dying"
[OOC]-Biggnife: "oh god I looked away for like 2 seconds and came back to that"
[OOC]-Biggnife: "fucking classic"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "hahaha"
[OOC]-Clearity: "that ruined my dinner"

12-14-2004, 05:38 PM
That gave me the chuckles HOOWEE.

Nieninque
12-14-2004, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Eiderfleur
[OOC]-Rinnash: "anyone know anything about a runestaff being covered in foul-smelling murky umber oil? Anything wrong with it?"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "did you stick in teeoncy?"
[OOC]-Vishra: "It has poison on it"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "aHAHAHAHAHAHA"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "HAHAHAHA"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "ok"
[OOC]-You: "ROFL that was soooo wrong"
[OOC]-Clearity: "eww, now that's gross"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "hahaha"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "hahaha"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "ok I'm dying"
[OOC]-Biggnife: "oh god I looked away for like 2 seconds and came back to that"
[OOC]-Biggnife: "fucking classic"
[OOC]-Xyelin: "hahaha"
[OOC]-Clearity: "that ruined my dinner"

Fucker...

<---- cleaning red wine off her computer screen

Eiderfleur
12-14-2004, 08:46 PM
ROFL Xyelin nice picture!

Sean of the Thread
12-15-2004, 01:48 AM
Its okay, I think the flies around her crotch is my crowning achievment but who is counting.

Chyrain
12-16-2004, 07:40 PM
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: " ::fondles Tayres penis as he sticks it in his mouth, enjoying the bitter, yet sweet taste of his seed.:"

12-16-2004, 07:43 PM
The gayness of that just blew me out of my boots.

- Arkans

Brattt8525
12-16-2004, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Chyrain
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: " ::fondles Tayres penis as he sticks it in his mouth, enjoying the bitter, yet sweet taste of his seed.:"

:gawk:

4a6c1
12-17-2004, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by Chyrain
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: " ::fondles Tayres penis as he sticks it in his mouth, enjoying the bitter, yet sweet taste of his seed.:"

I'm teaching him to be a creepy psycho. teehee. ITS WORKING.

:flames:

Drew2
12-17-2004, 04:32 AM
Someone tell me how I can press charges for sexual harassment please.

Eiderfleur
12-17-2004, 08:37 PM
Short and sweet.......



[OOC]-Arkans: "Why won't any girls have sex with me? :-("

Brattt8525
12-17-2004, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Eiderfleur
Short and sweet.......



[OOC]-Arkans: "Why won't any girls have sex with me? :-("

and the follow up.....

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Arkans echo in your mind:
"KAN N E GRL PLZ TUCH MY PP TONITE?"

12-17-2004, 08:45 PM
That offer is still open.

- Arkans

Darnell
12-18-2004, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by Chyrain
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: " ::fondles Tayres penis as he sticks it in his mouth, enjoying the bitter, yet sweet taste of his seed.:"

Everytime I consider making a comeback, there's always something that makes me think better of it. I think I'm set for another month or 6 with that one.

D

Kainen
12-18-2004, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by Arkans
That offer is still open.

- Arkans

Pretend you are Tayre.. Warclaid will help you out :D

Drew2
12-18-2004, 08:58 AM
God, I hate him so much.

I will kill him irl given the opportunity.

Makkah
12-18-2004, 09:25 AM
Tayre needs to take a step back from the computer.

rht

Drew2
12-18-2004, 09:29 AM
I need a step back from your MOM.


PS- I would never kill anyone/thing.

Nieninque
12-23-2004, 12:05 PM
[OOC]-Ezre: "I can't wait to have kids, then sell em on the black market an make some dough. <sniffs>"
[OOC]-Hast: "say goodbye to sleep"
[OOC]-Bauzokhahl: "lol Rhotho"
[OOC]-Ezre: "Yeah, or an army. That'd be sweet too."
[OOC]-Anticor: "Ezre they are worth 10 grand"
[OOC]-Ezre: "Like something out of Batman, strap rockets to their backs."
[OOC]-Anticor: "2x that if the eyes stay blue"
[OOC]-Rhotho: "I'll rent them out to third world dictators and rake in the mad ca$$$h."
[OOC]-Bauzokhahl: "kids are worth 10 grand?"
[OOC]-Bauzokhahl: "i should have lots too"
[OOC]-Ezre: "Sweet, 20 grand for a blue eyed kid?"
[OOC]-Hast: "he's bullshiting"
[OOC]-Anticor: "Well more if you don't mind seperating them for organs"

AnticorRifling
12-23-2004, 12:09 PM
Sure make me look like the bad person here!

Nieninque
12-23-2004, 12:10 PM
I thought it was funny, sorry

Eiderfleur
12-30-2004, 09:07 AM
SO now you know HOW to get Chica to send you her knickers!!


[OOC]-Chica: "Ok so I had a slight obsession with boybands at one point"
[OOC]-Rhotho: "..."
[OOC]-You: "lololol"
[OOC]-Chica: "me and my friend used to send panties to AJ from the backstreet boys"
[OOC]-Rhotho: "........."
[OOC]-You: "well as I said I have old fashioned tastes"
[OOC]-You: "ROFL Chica"
[OOC]-Chica: "we put lipstick on and kissed them and sprayed perfume on them"
[OOC]-Rhotho: "what the motherf"
[OOC]-You: "Red lipstick? god! Those poor boys probably thought it was some woman on the rag sending them her dirty knickers!"
[OOC]-Chica: "hahaha"
[OOC]-You: "lol"
[OOC]-Lybrac: "wow, all this time I thought chica was older"
[OOC]-Chica: "I am!"

Suppa Hobbit Mage
12-30-2004, 09:09 AM
OMG

Caiylania
12-30-2004, 09:26 AM
OKay that one with warclaidhm talking about Tayre just scarred me for life. WTF is wrong with that kid.

Miss X
12-30-2004, 09:27 AM
......

Il crawl into a corner and die now.

Eiderfleur
12-30-2004, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Miss X
......

Il crawl into a corner and die now.

Awwwwww Noooooo I wanna start a boyband first!!!

4a6c1
12-30-2004, 11:20 AM
I want to join the boyband. OOOH! I want to be the singer with the girly voice.

Sean
12-30-2004, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by Miss X
......

Il crawl into a corner and die now.

tsk tsk

AlahnnaDenale
01-02-2005, 03:10 PM
[OOC]-Anothi: "Fat women fuck like wild banshees."

So sig worthy.

Nilandia
01-02-2005, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by AlahnnaDenale
[OOC]-Anothi: "Fat women fuck like wild banshees."

So sig worthy.
Given that he's talking about me there, and he's completely off base, as many people will attest, I would appreciate if you wouldn't. That hurt.

Nilandia

4a6c1
01-03-2005, 12:36 AM
Excuse me. I do believe you need special clearance to insult the puffy.

:no2:

Also, your name needs to be Robin and you need to have an evil teddy avatar.

My job. Kthnx.

Nilandia
01-03-2005, 02:01 AM
Holy....

Jihna, that is one evil teddy bear!

Nilandia

Banana Man
01-03-2005, 02:20 AM
:bananahit: <--------- Nilandia

Edit: I found a better smiley

[Edited on 1-3-2005 by Banana Man]

4a6c1
01-03-2005, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Nilandia
Holy....

Jihna, that is one evil teddy bear!

Nilandia

Exactly. Its cute and cuddly but evil and psycho. And all put together just a little bit disturbing. Admit it. Its perfect.

Now back to insulting the puffy.

Fact: Lumnis worshippers only worship Lumnis because the Wizard of Oz refused to give them a brain.

Jolena
01-03-2005, 08:09 PM
:argue: Fuck off Jihna! Jolena's a Lumnis worshipper! :( Teehee.

PS. Speaking as a semi-fat chick I attest that yes, we do fuck like wild banshees. :saint:

4a6c1
01-03-2005, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Jolena
:argue: Fuck off Jihna! Jolena's a Lumnis worshipper! :( Teehee.



Seeeeee. That right there proves my point. To this day Jolena mumbles something about a yellow brick road when no ones looking. Im so right

*Monty python voice: RUN AWAY!!*




Originally posted by Jolena
PS. Speaking as a semi-fat chick I attest that yes, we do fuck like wild banshees. :saint:

Ahem. I dont believe you. I require details. I think one well taken digicam pic will solve this.

Its ok. I forgive you that you will be fucking your boyfriend in the picture.

:D

Jolena
01-03-2005, 08:17 PM
:spaz:

Artha
01-03-2005, 08:22 PM
Fact: Lumnis worshippers only worship Lumnis because the Wizard of Oz refused to give them a brain.

Uh, when you worship Lumnis you can do totally fabulous things like this.

You motion forcefully as you confidently call on your patron in the invocation for Divine Strike...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at a snow spectre.
A pillar of glimmering rainbow radiance manifests around a snow spectre.
CS: +74 - TD: +27 + CvA: +25 + d100: +98 == +170
Warding failed!
Waves of sacred energy tear through the snow spectre's body!
... 33 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Acid causes some lower back troubles. Large holes do that.
The snow spectre is driven to its knees!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

And have a totally bad ass profile such as:

Name: Rhotho
Profession: Challenger
Race: Human Gender: Male
He appears to be very young and taller than average.
He has dark-rimmed sea green eyes and fair skin.
He has chin length, fine dark brown hair shaved at the temples.
He has a classical nose and a small goatee.
Follower of Lumnis

Quote: "My powers are super, thanks for asking."

[Edited on 1-4-2005 by Artha]

4a6c1
01-03-2005, 08:27 PM
<<Quote: "My powers are super, thanks for asking."

:lol:

Kainen
01-03-2005, 09:13 PM
I forgot who said it on OOC but.. "Rainbow magic user!!" :lol:

Kainen
01-04-2005, 08:28 PM
[[OOC]-Anticor] "Remember I'll be naked til then"
[[OOC]-Spir] "Whats the webcam address?"
[[OOC]-Anticor] "www.goat.cx"

AnticorRifling
01-04-2005, 09:02 PM
Way to leave this part out of the bottom of that convo

[OOC]-You: "My link is at the bottom of that page"
[OOC]-You: "Click on giver"

4a6c1
01-05-2005, 03:02 PM
Oh GOD. That picture!! OH MY GOD! :O

You bastards are sick.

Jolena
01-05-2005, 03:05 PM
You know you love it Robin :lol:

AnticorRifling
01-05-2005, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Oh GOD. That picture!! OH MY GOD! :O

You bastards are sick.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ::breath:: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Kainen
01-05-2005, 04:55 PM
Now you see why I posted that.. Anticor said it was his webcam page!

4a6c1
01-05-2005, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Oh GOD. That picture!! OH MY GOD! :O

You bastards are sick.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ::breath:: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

:fu:

Just ONE HUGE ASSHOLE.

If there was anything else in the pic I missed it.

:die:

AnticorRifling
01-05-2005, 09:34 PM
You didn't see my pic, click on the link at the bottom of goat.cx called the giver.

Mistomeer
01-05-2005, 10:16 PM
Goatse is old. Look up pain4 sometime.

DeV
01-05-2005, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Mistomeer
Goatse is old. Look up pain4 sometime. Anything worse than Goatse is frightening.

Sylphsyte
01-08-2005, 01:48 AM
Ariond’s wisdom, no idea where he got this stuff, but it was late and it was funny, cause I was tired.


[somechannel]-Ariond: "there is no sex...in the champagne room."
[OOC]-Monidoe: "Dork!"
[somechannel]-Ariond: "don't go to parties with metal detectors. sure it feels safe inside, but what about all those gangstas waitin outside with guns...they know you ain't got one."
[OOC]-Monidoe: "Gasp! Chadj!"
[somechannel]-You: "uh, where that come from?"
[somechannel]-Ariond: "if a woman tells you she's 20...and looks 16...she's 12."
[somechannel]-You: "you are very wise"
[somechannel]-Ariond: "if a woman tells you she's 26...and looks 26...she's damn near 40"
[somechannel]-Ariond: "if a homeless person has a funny sign...he hasn't been homeless that long."
[somechanne]-Ariond: "a REAL homeless person is too hungry to be funny."
[somechanne]-Ariond: "if a girl has a pierced tongue...she'll probably suck your dick"
[somechanne]-Ariond: "if a guy has a pierced tongue...he'll probably suck your dick."
[somechanne]-Ariond: "here's a horoscope for everyone."
[somechanne]-Ariond: "aquarius...you're gonna die"
[somechanne]-Ariond: "capricorn...you're gonna die"
[somechanne]-Ariond: "gemini...you're gonna die TWICE."
[somechanne]-Ariond: "no one goes to hooters for the buffalo wings."
[somechanne]-Ariond: "if you've been dating a man for four months...and you haven't met any of his friends...YOU ARE NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND."

01-08-2005, 02:04 AM
^^ Chris Rock is cool.

01-08-2005, 02:05 AM
Also, as a side note, Ariond completely forgot the death that will encompass Scorpios. :(

Mistomeer
01-08-2005, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by Mistomeer
Goatse is old. Look up pain4 sometime. Anything worse than Goatse is frightening.

I'm too scared to lookup pain4

Drew2
01-08-2005, 04:59 AM
Rofl, do a google image search of pain4. Nothing terrible pops, up, I promise.

Make sure the safesearch is off and look at the third column, fourth row down.

That's hot.

01-08-2005, 05:05 AM
Originally posted by Tayre
Rofl, do a google image search of pain4. Nothing terrible pops, up, I promise.

Make sure the safesearch is off and look at the third column, fourth row down.

That's hot.

BAhahaha. REDDUND' BUTTCHEEKS.

01-08-2005, 05:17 AM
Originally posted by Tayre
Rofl, do a google image search of pain4. Nothing terrible pops, up, I promise.

Make sure the safesearch is off and look at the third column, fourth row down.

That's hot.

Um, that's all that pain4 is? Is it just me, or was I the only one who had to watch the venereal diseases awareness tapes in sex ed?

Artha
01-08-2005, 07:36 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites#Pain_Series


I'm going to strongly advise against following any of the links to those pictures. But if you want to, there they are.

Mistomeer
01-08-2005, 11:47 AM
Don't advise against going, advise to go to all those sites.
That's gotta be hot

Jolena
01-10-2005, 12:20 AM
[OOC]-Eiderfleur: "water is good"
[OOC]-Eiderfleur: "my ice patch is nice"
[OOC]-Gibreficul: "you lightning Eider?"
[OOC]-Eiderfleur: "eider has 50 ranks in air and water"
[OOC]-Eiderfleur: "yep"
[OOC]-Stunseed: "Heh, she said her patch is nice."
[OOC]-Bremn: "lol"
[OOC]-You: "lol"
[OOC]-Gibreficul: "lmao"
[OOC]-Eiderfleur: "i trim it all the time :P"
[OOC]-You: "haha"
[OOC]-Gibreficul: "TMI, seriously."
[OOC]-Eiderfleur: "Eiderfleur reaches for her pruning shears
[OOC]-Bremn: "ow"
[OOC]-Eiderfleur: "Eiderfleur trims her muff into a little wizard's hat shape"
[OOC]-Bremn: "lol"
[OOC]-Eiderfleur: "Eiderfleur cackles like the maniac she is"
[OOC]-Eiderfleur: "heh I should have posted some of tonight's conversations here on psinet snippets on PC"

Jolena
01-10-2005, 12:23 AM
[OOC]-Stunseed: "You swing a sucky weapon at Stunseed!"
[OOC]-Killiard: "Rangers should have a guild skill that allows em to find people."
[OOC]-Killiard: "Or force critters to spawn.."
[OOC]-Gibreficul: "um, sunburst?"
[OOC]-Killiard: "that would be fun."
[OOC]-Stunseed: "Stunseed nimbly dodges behind a tree in the forested terrain, causing your weapon to be lodged into the tree! You struggle to remove your sucky weapon. RT: 7 seconds."
[OOC]-Zimkin: "Tree falls dead at your feet."
[OOC]-Eiderfleur: "ROFLMAO"
[OOC]-Zimkin: "Stunseed gasps and starts screaming while running away."
[OOC]-Eiderfleur: "lol"
[OOC]-Bauzokhahl: "Roffle!"
[OOC]-Chadj: "who is zimkin, anyways"
[OOC]-Chivalrous: "Jolena makes Stunseed wear pants, lose initiative!"
[OOC]-Seagrave: "no clue chad"
[OOC]-Eiderfleur: "your worst nightmare"
[OOC]-Stunseed: "F U Chiv."
[OOC]-You: "lol"

Eiderfleur
01-10-2005, 12:23 AM
feh!

Now I gotta find the log of Stunseed's tree "guildskill" cman pwntree thing....


hehehe Tomorrow, I'm knackered and it's after 5am.


Oooh beat me to it hehehehehe


[Edited on 1-10-2005 by Eiderfleur]

4a6c1
01-10-2005, 12:32 AM
I bet her muff is multicolored. And kaleidoscopic. I bet you cant stop staring. Like a train wreck. Or an evil circus clown who trips over his huge shoes and brakes his painted face. Funny and scary and umm....pleasing to the eye.

:grin:

Jolena
01-10-2005, 12:35 AM
You have issues. And it's turning me on. :whipit:

4a6c1
01-10-2005, 12:43 AM
Yes. I know. From my spot on the roof next door I can see you touching yourself.

Jolena
01-10-2005, 12:55 AM
:lol: Shekshie.

4a6c1
01-10-2005, 12:57 AM
I bet you looked. ;)

Jolena
01-10-2005, 01:12 AM
:whistle:


Actually, I have no neighbors. So no, try again. The thought was interesting though. :socool:

4a6c1
01-10-2005, 01:14 AM
:grr:

Fine. Umm. Oh! I know...

*deep raspy voice* Helllooooo Clarice.

Jolena
01-10-2005, 01:16 AM
:shibby: :worship: :spaz:

Ayup. that about sums up my response.

4a6c1
01-10-2005, 01:18 AM
hehe

:kiss:

Eiderfleur
01-10-2005, 07:53 AM
You two are crazy! lolol <3333333

Must add you both to my "wanna shag list"!!!

Toxicvixen
01-22-2005, 10:37 PM
[OOC]-Arkans: "Everytime a Zionist dies, a Nazi earns his swastika"

4a6c1
01-22-2005, 10:57 PM
:lol:

Sort of like a KKK kiddie bedtime story. Creepy.

Eiderfleur
02-01-2005, 03:36 PM
[OOC]-Daegal: "Ever wonder why people in hell can't come back to the planet and get a job or something? Like being bathed in fire isn't enough, you have to also hold down a 9 to 5er? Something meaningless, like WalMart Greeter."
[OOC]-Daegal: "I see some guy in flames trying to apply for a burger-flipper job at McDonalds."
[OOC]-Bobmuhthol: "Ever wonder why you're gay? Like sucking dicks isn't enough, you have to also take it in the ass? A huge one, like 12 inches."
[OOC]-You: "Ever wonder why you're single?"
[OOC]-Daegal: "Aww, thanks Bob. I got ripped for pondering while I'm stoned."
[OOC]-Ciel-UL: "pwn3d by Eider"
[OOC]-You: ":)"
[OOC]-Kapera: "lol eider"
[OOC]-Bobmuhthol: "If you call fucking 15 bitches a day being single."
[OOC]-Astare: "lol"
[OOC]-You: "three wanks a day doesnt count"
[OOC]-Cylen: "You use both hands and a foot?"
[OOC]-You: "LOL Cylen"

AlahnnaDenale
02-07-2005, 08:53 PM
Face-pwn3d.

[OOC]-Anathemus: "I want you to get a clue and stop bitching about your hot gf."
[OOC]-Chadj: "She's cute."
[OOC]-Anathemus: "Yep."
[OOC]-Chadj: "<-- <3's her"
[OOC]-Chadj: "She's the only person I've ever told about gemstone"
[OOC]-Chadj: ".. heh"
[OOC]-Kitsedias: "Now that's a lie."
[OOC]-Anathemus: "Did you tell her about that time you cybered Klaive?"
[OOC]-Anathemus: "I wouldn't, if I was you."
[OOC]-Chadj: "Nah. I think I mighta told another person,"

Chadj
02-07-2005, 08:55 PM
[OOC]-Anathemus: "I want you to get a clue and stop bitching about your hot gf."
[OOC]-You: "She's cute."
[OOC]-Anathemus: "Yep."
[OOC]-You: "<-- <3's her"
[OOC]-You: "She's the only person I've ever told about gemstone"
[OOC]-You: ".. heh"
[OOC]-Kitsedias: "Now that's a lie."
[OOC]-Anathemus: "Did you tell her about that time you cybered Klaive?"
[OOC]-Anathemus: "I wouldn't, if I was you."
[OOC]-You: "Nah. I think I mighta told another person,"
[OOC]-You: "Never cybered Klaive."


The "Nah. I..." was following my comment about Gemstone.

Also, you suck.

02-07-2005, 11:34 PM
buhahahahahahah

Latrinsorm
02-16-2005, 09:50 PM
[OOC]-Arkans: "Hope the black one gets through"

Shari
02-17-2005, 02:09 AM
Okay, wtf is going on here. Is Psinet Chat only available to some people now? Because when get into the game it says it can't link. What the hell.

Kainen
02-17-2005, 05:18 AM
It's a common problem.. like mine works at home.. but here at work.. it doesn't.

Latrinsorm
02-17-2005, 11:24 AM
Turn off the automatic-reconnect jigger, and type psinet link in until you link up. Works for me, eventually.

Kainen
03-07-2005, 11:04 PM
[OOC]-You: "Selfane says, "No really it's uncanny, they only come after I get my hands all stuck in someone's holes.""

Kainen
05-03-2005, 08:06 PM
[[OOC]-Boomsplat] "I'm a booty kinda guy."

Makkah
05-03-2005, 08:46 PM
I thought everyone knew Boomsplat was gay?

Hips
05-08-2005, 10:55 AM
[OOC]-You: "Morning everyone."
[OOC]-Anticor: "Mornin hips"
[OOC]-You: "...."
[OOC]-You: "Stunseed's a dead man."
[OOC]-Anticor: "Lol"

AnticorRifling
05-08-2005, 11:25 AM
Haha I'm going to laugh so hard when she kills you man.

Stunseed
05-08-2005, 04:47 PM
All she has to do is catch me in a doorway and she can suffocate me dead. She'll try to walk past Stun and he'll die iron maiden style.

Jolena
05-08-2005, 08:24 PM
:wtf: Jolena SO cannot defend you against her after that comment! :lol: Yeah, he's dead. And I'll just have to stand back and laugh when it happens.

P.S. Michiko does have rather large hips but come ON.

peam
05-14-2005, 12:30 PM
[OOC]-Bobmuhthol echo in your mind: "Was during the handjob, she says, "What's on my hand?!?"


[OOC]-Bobmuhthol echo in your mind: "Yeah she wasn't nearly as good as a man"

Bobmuhthol
05-14-2005, 12:32 PM
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!

I MEANT MYSELF SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Chadj
05-14-2005, 12:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHA, AHHAHAHAHAHHA

FUCKIN PWNED

05-14-2005, 03:43 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

- Arkans

Vitruvian
05-14-2005, 04:16 PM
huh?

Makkah
05-14-2005, 04:20 PM
Bob likes men, moron. Get with it.

Bobmuhthol
05-14-2005, 06:12 PM
:(

I like women.

Doughboy
05-14-2005, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
:(

I like women.


I beg to differ Bob

[OOC]-Bobmuhthol: "I just had gay sex."

[OOC]-Bobmuhthol: "I loved it."

[OOC]-Bobmuhthol: "I was catching, not pitching"

Bobmuhthol
05-14-2005, 11:40 PM
fhysakfhjklhfjklhjklfchhlagrlefuwhkljrfuieruidwehu dfhw

05-15-2005, 12:03 AM
... Bob, I never knew... Did you come out to your girlfriend yet?

Sylph
05-17-2005, 08:18 PM
oh fuck this thread is hilarious and worthy of a bump to keep it alive!!

AnticorRifling
05-21-2005, 12:59 AM
[OOC]-Stunseed: "I need the owner of said blade."
[OOC]-You: "I think Joe has it Stunseed"
[OOC]-Stunseed: "Joe?"
[OOC]-You: "Joe Momma"
[OOC]-You: "BURN"
[OOC]-Stunseed: "Damnit, it's late, I've been burned twice
[OOC]-Xyelin: "HAHAHA"
[PrivateTo]-Stunseed: "PWND by the momma joke!!!!"

Stunseed
05-21-2005, 01:07 AM
[OOC]-You: "That hot dog neck of yours gives you redux, right bro?"

05-28-2005, 06:53 AM
Hammerrhead is a dickface!

[OOC]-Toy: "Hammerrhead whispers, "I dunno why but I hate you for some reason.""

Doughboy
07-06-2005, 08:28 PM
[OOC]-Anticor: "Bisco"
[OOC]-You: "Im not even sure why that made me laugh"
[OOC]-You: "Anticor"
[OOC]-Anticor: "Your joke in the Warclaidhm thread"
[OOC]-Anticor: "Worst pun ever"
[OOC]-Anticor: "For real"
[OOC]-You: "Yeah it was"
[OOC]-Anticor: "No really"
[OOC]-Anticor: "That's grounds to beat your own ass"
[OOC]-You: "Baaad wasn't it"
[OOC]-Anticor: "I actually wanted to kick a kitten after reading it"
[OOC]-You: "rofl"

Kainen
07-10-2005, 12:00 AM
[[OOC]-Suavementasious] "implosion is way too over powered anyways, wait till i get my vacuum immune armor"

[[OOC]-Anticor] "Too bad they don't make retard immune armor. I'd put you in it and you'd implode until you went demonic."

Gigantuous
07-10-2005, 12:01 AM
:lol2:

That Anticor is a witty one!

Kainen
07-16-2005, 12:11 AM
[[OOC]-Rimsch] "Ray's sexy and seventeen."
[[OOC]-Rimsch] "My little GemStone queen."
[[OOC]-Rimsch] "He thinks I'm a bit obscene."
[[OOC]-Rimsch] "But I'm just lettin' off a lil' steam."
[[OOC]-Rimsch] "I love me."

Mind you.. he's talkin about Rayquaza!

Doughboy
08-22-2005, 08:04 PM
[OOC]-Tayre: "Proof: My sister is pregnant."
[OOC]-Nairdin: "tayre!!"
[OOC]-Nairdin: "damnit man you're supposed to pull out when it's family!!"

Kainen
08-24-2005, 12:48 PM
opps wrong folder


[Edited on 8-24-2005 by Kainen]

Kenn
08-24-2005, 12:51 PM
Edit: Bah, I was just responding to what she posted.

[Edited on 8-24-2005 by Kenn]

Bobmuhthol
08-25-2005, 02:42 AM
[OOC]-You: "http://myspace.com/bobmuhthol"
[OOC]-You: "Me before I cut my hair on that page."
[OOC]-Anarquendi: "Lol. I'd almost forgotten about mine."
[OOC]-Anarquendi: "http://www.myspace.com/supercoolguy1"
[OOC]-Grabbs: "Wow Bob, you even look like you need your ass kicked IRL. I pity you."
[OOC]-You: "I do?"
[OOC]-You: "That's weird"
[OOC]-Grabbs: "I know."
[OOC]-You: "Your mom can't get enough"
[OOC]-Grabbs: "My mom has aids dumbass."
[OOC]-You: "I wear a condom, dude."
[OOC]-Amerith: "..."
[OOC]-Grabbs: "http://www.myspace.com/jon1833"
[OOC]-Grabbs: "And she is fat."
[OOC]-You: "hahaha that's you?"
[OOC]-Dessedemona: "who is fat me ?"
[OOC]-You: "And you're making fun of me?"
[OOC]-You: "hahahahah"
[OOC]-Grabbs: "No, my mom."
[OOC]-Grabbs: "I wasnt making fun of you."
[OOC]-Grabbs: "Just sayen you look like you need your ass kicked. Thats all."
[OOC]-You: "How do I look like that?"
[OOC]-You: "You look like you can't look at a camera."
[OOC]-Grabbs: "I didnt ask for my pic to be taken. And its the only one I got."

[Edited on 8-25-2005 by Bobmuhthol]

4a6c1
08-25-2005, 12:10 PM
HAHAHA.

out of nowhere

[OOC]-Dessedemona: "who is fat me ?"

Kainen
08-26-2005, 07:28 PM
[[OOC]-Cleara] "when i went to school full time and college full time i hated the fucking computer"
[[OOC]-Sidrik] "no one cares"
[[OOC]-Laccon] "i care!"
[[OOC]-Kreek] "Looks like you hated your face too"
[[OOC]-Kreek] "with a 4x4"

Versus
08-28-2005, 03:55 AM
[OOC]-Amerith: "you're just mad you didn't get the booze and to check me out I mean help me move"
[OOC]-Amerith: "I know it was"
[OOC]-Amerith: "LOL that's why I'm still laughin irl"
[OOC]-Eoghain: "hahaha, my gay ass was more abvout the beer than your jugs, you St Paulie Girl-wanna be"
[OOC]-Eoghain: "i love that you got that"
[OOC]-Amerith: ":P"
[OOC]-Amerith: "I was joking"
[OOC]-Cadiva: "ego you gay?"
[OOC]-Eoghain: "i'm immune to your advances, and it drives you wild"
[OOC]-Amerith: "you're gay?"
[OOC]-Eoghain: "admit it"
[OOC]-Vaktof: "you heard it from his own lips"
[OOC]-Amerith: "Hmm"
[OOC]-Eoghain: "helll yeah i am"
[OOC]-Amerith: "cool"
[OOC]-Amerith: "you should come up for one of the lesbian bubble parties"
[OOC]-Eoghain: "though when i'm drunk i do get dangerously bisexual"
[OOC]-Ranad: "*Purrs*"
[OOC]-Eoghain: "or rolling"
[OOC]-Amerith: "they're awesome"
[OOC]-Amerith: "gay guys show too"
[OOC]-Amerith: "only males allowed"
[OOC]-Eoghain: "of course we do. we have to keep the lesbians feeling appreciated so they can keep fighting for our rights while we get drunk and party"
[OOC]-Amerith: "I need a hot woman"

Fallen
08-28-2005, 04:23 AM
The above impresses me as Eoghain's character is such a damned (straight) flirt.

Fallen
08-28-2005, 04:25 AM
[[OOC]-Kreek] "Looks like you hated your face too"
[[OOC]-Kreek] "with a 4x4" >>

That made my night. Hilarious.

TheRoseLady
08-30-2005, 08:34 PM
Funniest shit EVAR!

[OOC]-Cleara: "sup bitches!"
[OOC]-Bisco: "* Psinet just bit the dust! [8:25 PM]"
[OOC]-Jamus-UL: "Shut the fuck up you moronic cunt."
[OOC]-Cleara: "im my favorite person on psinet"
[OOC]-Cleara: "me"
[OOC]-Ranad: "Thank god, you're nobody elses."
[OOC]-Jamus-UL: "Motherfucking whore, stop being a stupid bitch and shut the fuck up!"
[OOC]-Durfin: "oof"
[OOC]-Tayre: "lmao"
[OOC]-Bisco: "holy you've been pwned batman"
[OOC]-Jamus-UL: "And take Emislity with you."

Artha
08-30-2005, 09:13 PM
Owned so bad.

Showal
08-31-2005, 12:04 AM
I think Jamus even called her a moronic cunt.

Leetahkin
08-31-2005, 08:20 AM
That was great hearing that last night.
And was like, wtf, did JAMUS just go off on her?

Drew
09-07-2005, 08:00 PM
I love instant gratification!



[OOC]-Kkorrik: "You carefully examine the mithril strongbox and determine that the weight is about 115 pounds."
[OOC]-Kkorrik: "-hoots-"
[OOC]-Krayton: "nice"
[OOC]-You: "Nice box."
[OOC]-You: "About 14k in coins"
[OOC]-Kkorrik: "In the mithril strongbox you see a serpentine golden topaz earcuff and some silver coins."
[OOC]-Krayton: "Nah, 20k"
[OOC]-Kkorrik: "14780"
[OOC]-Krayton: "Doh"
[OOC]-You: "Ahem.."

Makkah
09-07-2005, 08:24 PM
14780 = about 15k

Shalla
09-24-2005, 03:05 PM
Enlight to the new blush verb that includes half krolvin. I wondered what it would look like with the fur.


[OOC]-You: "could somebody show me how a Half-Krolvin blush. cut and paste that is."
[OOC]-Ciel-UL: "You can tell because their ass turns red, Shalla"
[OOC]-Jaken: "I heard minor fire can make a half krolvin blush very well"
[OOC]-Eidann: "how can you see their ass under the fur?"
[OOC]-Milque: "Baboon asses?"
[OOC]-Eidann: "those are hawt"
[OOC]-Milque: "Great. Now anytime I see a half-krol I'm going to see them with a baboon ass."
[OOC]-Eidann: "rofl"
[OOC]-You: "hahah their ass turns red"
[OOC]-You: "lmao"

Shalla
09-24-2005, 04:06 PM
Psinet Rumour Yesterday

Hear ye, hear ye! Bells are ringing and birds are singing! Ariond and Atreau invite you to celebrate the joining of their lives together in marriage. Those elite guests with invitations should proceed to their nearest wedding portal just prior to the start of the ceremony.

The today.

[OOC]-Kyudo: "Ariond heard Atreau bent you over yesterday"
[OOC]-Senja: "he didnt"
[OOC]-You: "lol that wedding announcement was hilarious"
[OOC]-Zeverai: "yeah he did"
[OOC]-Ariond: "the wedding announcement WAS hilarious"
[OOC]-Ewthanasia: "i heard it squeeked on the way in"
[OOC]-Ariond: "but I am still unclear on exactly how that little bitch bent me over."
[OOC]-You: "I said was"
[OOC]-Ariond: "I know, I was agreeing with you...and emphasizing it..."
[OOC]-You: ":P"
[OOC]-Ariond: "hmph!"
[OOC]-You: "if it makes you feel better ariond. I thought you were the man in the relationship"
[OOC]-Ariond: "lol"
[OOC]-You: "lol"
[OOC]-Ariond: "there's no relationship there, I'm with Jaidea."
[OOC]-Ariond: "I just use Atreau when I want something a little different"
[OOC]-You: "does anybody have a copy of that announcement?"
[OOC]-Kyudo: "different from the broom handel?"
[OOC]-Ariond: "...different...from Jaidea...dumbass."
[OOC]-Senja: "wish you could subsitute nicknames for names"
[OOC]-Ariond: "you know, Jaidea's ass is really tight, and sometimes I want anal but I don't want to lube up."
[OOC]-Ariond: "in those situations, Atreau works very well"
[OOC]-Jayvn: " [OOC]-Ariond echo in your mind: "so there I was...balls deep in this guy...crazy fucker turns around and tries to kiss me.""
[OOC]-Ariond: "and I turn around and say"
[OOC]-Ariond: "WOAH WTF are you doing I ain't gay!"
[OOC]-Jayvn: "if you were balls deep why would you turn around?"
[OOC]-Kyudo: "right after bragging about getting the reach around from Atreau"
[OOC]-Ariond: "oh woops."
[OOC]-Ariond: "lol"
[OOC]-Iomelindi: "ok...bad time to pay attention"
[OOC]-Iomelindi: "..."
[OOC]-Senja: "well least i blanked out his name"
[OOC]-Ariond: "lol senja"
[OOC]-Iomelindi: "*scrubs out eyes with soap*"
[OOC]-Ariond: "either way, we have firmly established that Atreau is my bitch"
[OOC]-Ariond: "end of discussion."
[OOC]-Zeverai: "you wish"
[OOC]-Senja: "I'll see it in game.. but here? I cant see it :-)"
[OOC]-Jayvn: "i thought he wore the tux in the wedding"
[OOC]-Ariond: "nope, that was me"
[OOC]-Ariond: "badass tux too"
[OOC]-Ariond: "you let me penetrate you..."
[OOC]-Iomelindi: "you let me violate you...."
[OOC]-Ariond: "I wanna fuck you like an animal...I wanna feel you from the inside...

Kainen
09-24-2005, 04:11 PM
I dont care for Ariond.. but I cant stand atreau.

Sean
10-09-2005, 08:14 PM
[[OOC]-Mytmo] "I love A Few Men"

Volstock
10-27-2005, 11:57 PM
[OOC]-Maliku: "Yes. My husband nails me."

Shalla
10-30-2005, 01:03 PM
[OOC]-Alahnna: "Heh. Rastarfarian Cleric in Vaalor."
[OOC]-Indica: "Does he have dreads?"
[OOC]-Alahnna: "Yes"
[OOC]-Alahnna: "He appears to be youthful and tall. He has bloodshot sea green eyes and dark brown skin. He has extremely long, thickly matted midnight black hair lying in heavy, gnarled locks interspersed with woven tubes of green, red, and yellow glass beads. He has a clean-shaven face, a straight nose and deep laugh lines."
[OOC]-Alahnna: "Speaking to you, Jawh asks, "Would ya be likin' some life, li'l sista?""
[OOC]-Kaelowyn: "hahaha"
[OOC]-Alahnna: "[Voln : Jawh] On ma way, mon"
[OOC]-You: "LMAO!"
[OOC]-Alahnna: "Its actually quite well done."
[OOC]-Indica: "hehe. Interesting."
[OOC]-Brielus: "heheh kinda cool"

Hips
11-01-2005, 11:15 PM
[OOC]-Tayvin: "cause I"m the poo. Take a big whiff."

Skirmisher
11-02-2005, 12:00 AM
Someone's seen "Bring it On" one too many times.
:weird:

Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-02-2005, 12:03 AM
That movie should have gotten an Oscar!

Skirmisher
11-02-2005, 12:06 AM
Between that and the Kelly Clarkson fetish I am formulating a theory that SHM is in reality a 14 year old girl.

OreoElf
11-02-2005, 12:31 AM
Skirmisher FTW

Doughboy
12-30-2005, 12:28 AM
[OOC]-Tayre: "And Vaktof, I'm gay. what's your excuse for being a fucking faggot?"
[OOC]-Tayre: "Yeah, that's what I thought"

Makkah
12-30-2005, 12:40 AM
ftw

Doughboy
04-03-2006, 01:36 AM
[OOC]-Maliku: "I can see Jae and all his Azn buddies snapping in a circle"
[OOC]-Maliku: "They're all like "Rean wit it... Rok wit it!"

Daniel
04-03-2006, 10:11 AM
lmao

Hips
04-18-2006, 03:07 PM
[OOC]-Zenogais: "EEK."
[OOC]-Ariond: "Tabor."
[OOC]-Ariond: "shut up."
[OOC]-Jenovadeath: "Still hiding at the table, I see."
[OOC]-Ariond: "...who's hiding?"
[OOC]-Ariond: "are you still all butthurt because my penis is twice the size around as your arm?"
[OOC]-Ariond: "lol"
[OOC]-Jenovadeath: "..."
[OOC]-Ariond: "fucking twig."
[OOC]-You: "Can we please not start this again?"
[OOC]-Jenovadeath: "If you promise to marry me in real life."
[OOC]-You: "Flame on, Mike."
[OOC]-Ariond: "BAMALAM"
[OOC]-Jenovadeath: "OH WHAT THE"
[OOC]-Ariond: "haaahhhahaa"
[OOC]-You: "<3"
[OOC]-Ariond: "<3 for Jessakins"

StrayRogue
04-18-2006, 04:58 PM
I'm glad I don't have to listen to those two fucking morons anymore.

With Ariond its all about his retarded car, how good it is, how shit his life is, how much of a sacrifice he's had to make to live his life etc.

With Tabor...well we all know whats wrong with Jorge.

Makkah
04-30-2006, 11:42 AM
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "STOP MOTHER FUCKER lol"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "It's funny but it's pissing me off."
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] ".........."
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "You mother fucker."
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor?"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "THAT'S IT MOTHER "
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "THE FUCK"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "DO YOU WANT"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "THE FUCK"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "DO YOU WANT"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "DO YOU WANT"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "THE FUCK"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "LOL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "IT'S STILL FUNNY BUT SERIOUSLY STFU"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "okay Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "What."
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "okay Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "MOTHER FUCKER WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT YOU PIECE OF SHIT [edit] OCCKSUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!11"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "okay Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "OKAY WHAT MOTHER FUCKER????????????????????"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "IT'S NOT FUCKING OKAY BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT FACED COCKSUCKING BITCH TITS YOU WANT!!!!"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "okay Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "..."

[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "okay Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WTF IS OKAY?"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT MOTHER FUCKER"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "okay Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "You fucking [edit]. I'm going to kill you."
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "okay Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT FUCKFACE"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT FUCKFACE"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT FUCKFACE"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT FUCKFACE"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT FUCKFACE"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT FUCKFACE"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT FUCKFACE"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT FUCKFACE"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT FUCKFACE"
[Amu-Faint : [PrivateTo]-Jenovadeath] "Tabor"
[Amu-Faint : [Private]-Jenovadeath] "WHAT!"

Stanley Burrell
04-30-2006, 03:02 PM
w;ileq;ei :lol2:

Almost makes me wish I would reinstall.

HarmNone
04-30-2006, 03:20 PM
No need, Stanley. If reading Tabor's intellectually stimulating conversation really does it for you, you can probably initiate more of the same with a well-placed comment here. ;)

HarmNone
04-30-2006, 04:30 PM
See! What did I tell you? :D

Liberi Fatali
04-30-2006, 04:31 PM
See! What did I tell you? :D

Oh what the! Sorry, I deleted it. LET ME RECAP:

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN FRONT OF MY PEERS YOU THUNDERING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!1111

HarmNone
04-30-2006, 04:35 PM
Why would you delete it, Tabor? Such a profound statement is bound to elicit scintillating conversation, eh? I'm so glad you reconsidered.

By the way...if thundering is a problem for you, Zantac or Beano will work wonders. Personally, it's not an issue with which I must deal. I'm just a bitch. No thundering about it.

Makkah
04-30-2006, 04:50 PM
Zantac or Beano? Holy shit, you're dumb.

Jolena
05-05-2006, 08:07 PM
[OOC]-Eoghain: "Zaaf likes teh manshecks"
[OOC]-Zaaf: "Only to turn Michiko on."
[OOC]-Zaaf: "OTherwise NO THANK YOU."
[OOC]-Eoghain: "lol"
[OOC]-Eoghain: "i'd pretend to make out with you to turn Michiko on"
[OOC]-Zaaf: "Seriously."


[OOC]-Tayre: "What's GHB"
[OOC]-Zaaf: "Guys humping boys."
[OOC]-Eoghain: "Gammahydroxybuteric acid"
[OOC]-Zaaf: "It's right up your alley."
[OOC]-Eoghain: "i do not hump boys"
[OOC]-Tayre: "I like Eric's GHB better"
[OOC]-Eoghain: "i fuck men :)"
[OOC]-Zaaf: "^^^"

Latrinsorm
05-05-2006, 10:31 PM
THE ARROWS WERE TOWARDS TAYRE'S COMMENT, TYVM.

Jolena
05-05-2006, 10:47 PM
:whistle: Suuuure.

Hips
08-10-2006, 04:31 PM
[OOC]-Zimzum: "feras"
[OOC]-Belnia: "feras daggers ftw"
[OOC]-Zimzum: "i got this feras spear sumone can use hehe"
[OOC]-Zaaf: "I've got a "feras spear" that shoots "lightning" that Issalya can "use"."
[OOC]-Zaaf: ""hehe""
[OOC]-Zimzum: "..."
[OOC]-You: "..."
[OOC]-Zimzum: "go back to darkstone"
[OOC]-You: "I think that was the nerdiest pickup line I've ever heard"
[Private]-Zaaf: "::UNSHEATHS HIS FERAS SPEAR::"
[OOC]-You: "Oh god."
[OOC]-You: "[Private]-Zaaf: "::UNSHEATHS HIS FERAS SPEAR::""
[Private]-Zaaf: "YOUR DS IS TOO PUNY, I ACHIEVE A 102 ENDROLL"
[OOC]-Zaaf: "HEY"
[OOC]-You: "[Private]-Zaaf: "YOUR DS IS TOO PUNY, I ACHIEVE A 102 ENDROLL""
[Private]-Zaaf: "MY SPEAR FLARES WITH A SMITING BLAST OF SEMEN"
[OOC]-You: "[Private]-Zaaf: "MY SPEAR FLARES WITH A SMITING BLAST OF SEMEN""
[OOC]-Zaaf: "THIS IS NOT TRUE?!?!"
[OOC]-Belnia: "rofl"
[OOC]-You: "I think this is when I log out."
[OOC]-Zaaf: "(PERHAPS IT IS!)"
[OOC]-Zaaf: "Just when I was going to "rub" her "crystal amulet". :\"
[Private]-Zaaf: "Don't chat this next one outloud ok?"
[PrivateTo]-Zaaf: "..."
[Private]-Zaaf: "I WARN COMBAT YOUR CLITORIS"
[OOC]-You: "LMAO"
[Private]-Zaaf: "I CMAN BEARHUG YOUR COLLECTIVE VAGINA"
[PrivateTo]-Zaaf: "PLZ"
[PrivateTo]-Zaaf: "PLZ LET ME CHAT IT :("
[Private]-Zaaf: "YOUR VAGINA COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND, UNCONSCIOUS"
[PrivateTo]-Zaaf: "What the. That's not good."
[Private]-Zaaf: "I AROUSE YOUR VAGINA WITH A 5-STRIKE CLOSED FIST FOCUSED MSTRIKE"

Sean of the Thread
08-10-2006, 04:43 PM
HAHAHAHHA. I gotta say that shit cracked me up.

Bobmuhthol
08-30-2006, 08:28 PM
[OOC]-Edaarin: "IRREGARDLESS"
[OOC]-Himmy: "That's not a word"
[OOC]-Regyy: "I hate that word"
[OOC]-You: "Irregardless is a word."
[OOC]-Edaarin: "It just doesn't mean what people think it means."
[OOC]-Himmy: "Define regardless"
[OOC]-Himmy: "And then define irregardless"
[OOC]-Himmy: "The irr is redundant"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Thank you"
[OOC]-Edaarin: "Depends on context."
[OOC]-Himmy: "My mom's an english professor"
[OOC]-Himmy: "I think she'd know"
[OOC]-Edaarin: "Well"
[OOC]-Edaarin: "your mom is also a woman"
[OOC]-Himmy: "That's true"
[OOC]-Edaarin: "And therefore her opinion doesn't count"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Damn"
[OOC]-You: "Hey Himmy"
[OOC]-Himmy: "You win"
[OOC]-You: "A redundant word is still a word"
[OOC]-Regyy: "use nevertheless"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Technically"
[OOC]-Naina: "but a pointless one"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Irregardless is not a word"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Thank you"
[OOC]-You: "No, technically it is..."
[OOC]-Himmy: "No, technically it's not"
[OOC]-You: "What the fuck is technical about the existence of a word?"
[OOC]-Himmy: "But, don't take that from me. You're right. I wouldn't know"
[OOC]-You: "It IS a word."
[OOC]-Regyy: "my wife the prfessional editor said it is not"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Thank you Regyy"
[OOC]-You: "..."
[OOC]-Regyy: "let me check websters online"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Bob, please stfu"
[OOC]-Edaarin: "Okay, clearly you didn't hear me tell Himmy why his mom's opinion doesn't count."
[OOC]-Edaarin: "And why your wife's doesn't."
[OOC]-Himmy: "haha"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Edaarin still trumps us"
[OOC]-You: "I love people that are like, "This person knows English better than you, so they're right!""
[OOC]-You: "Please use your fucking brains and not what someone told you."
[OOC]-Himmy: "I'm just saying, Bob. You're not a professor"
[OOC]-Himmy: "She is"
[OOC]-You: "You're absolutely right."
[OOC]-Himmy: "I think she might just know a little something"
[OOC]-You: "That doesn't mean she wrote English."
[OOC]-Himmy: "I mean"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Call me crazy"
[OOC]-You: "Again"
[OOC]-Himmy: "But, don't you need to goto bed? So you can learn this in school tomorrow?"
[OOC]-Naina: "Oh, and you wrote English?"
[OOC]-Edaarin: "Anyway, it was a tongue-in-cheek use of the word."
[OOC]-You: "Being more qualified to talk about English does not mean she's right and I'm wrong, because irregardless IS a word."
[OOC]-Himmy: "It's not"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Please, shut up about it"
[OOC]-Regyy: "websters says its a word but its far from accepted and use regardless instead"
[OOC]-Regyy: "http://www.merriamwebster.com/dictionary/irregardless"
[OOC]-Regyy: "I hate that word!"
[OOC]-You: "Hey look"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Hey, Bob"
[OOC]-You: "I'm right according to a whole group of professionals."
[OOC]-Himmy: "When you graduate high school"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Come talk to me"
[OOC]-Himmy: "Thank you"
[OOC]-You: "lol."
[OOC]-You: "You're so sad that you're wrong :("

Ignot
08-30-2006, 09:02 PM
well, it is a word.

Kenn
09-06-2006, 01:45 AM
[OOC]-Michiko: "car talk makes the baby jesus cry"
[OOC]-Ariond: "I hate decisions that involve that much money :("
[OOC]-You: "Lol. Good, I'm a Buddhist."

Stanley Burrell
09-06-2006, 01:50 AM
Irregardless has more definitions than disregardless, wtf.

Shari
09-06-2006, 02:21 AM
I have to say...Michiko wins for best private uh...roleplay? Moments. This last post, and the GM lighning bolts at the table are fucking hilarious.

Kainen
09-30-2006, 12:59 AM
Thats the best laugh I have had ALL day.. thank you.

[OOC]-Maliku: "pot"
[OOC]-Maliku: "kettle"
[OOC]-Maliku: "hi"

Nuff said.

StrayRogue
09-30-2006, 03:09 AM
Ariond is as bad as Cleara. I don't understand why people even bother listening to or liking his self-depracating BS.

StrayRogue
09-30-2006, 04:08 AM
In fact, I've never felt more bored with GS since I logged on and instantly heard his whining. I think I'm gonna uninstall Psinet.

thornhappy
09-30-2006, 09:11 AM
"Untune OOC" was probably the best thing I ever did for my gaming experience.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
09-30-2006, 09:28 AM
Yeah, there are about 4 or 5 folks on it that just talk to one another about idiotic things. Ariond is one of them, Naina I think is one of the others. I forget them all, but it only takes like 2 minutes of listening to it, to remember who they are.

Olanan
09-30-2006, 11:24 AM
:)

Naina
10-04-2006, 03:01 PM
Yeah, there are about 4 or 5 folks on it that just talk to one another about idiotic things. Ariond is one of them, Naina I think is one of the others. I forget them all, but it only takes like 2 minutes of listening to it, to remember who they are.


Aw - not nearly as good a title as the time they called me a "Drama llama" on there... :-(

Anyhow, I'd rather not be grouped with that asshole in the future. Kthx.

Drew2
10-04-2006, 03:41 PM
[OOC]-You: "I just think it's funny that you can dish it out but can't take it."
[OOC]-You: "You're just like Tayre on the PC boards."

Excuse the fuck out of me? I can take it like a fucking champ. I don't know who the fuck you think you are.

Sean
10-04-2006, 03:46 PM
Excuse the fuck out of me? I can take it like a fucking champ. I don't know who the fuck you think you are.

I think they were talking about insults and not phalluses.

Drew2
10-04-2006, 04:29 PM
I think they were talking about insults and not phalluses.

Oh.

Well it still applies!

Suppa Hobbit Mage
10-04-2006, 09:18 PM
Aw - not nearly as good a title as the time they called me a "Drama llama" on there... :-(

Anyhow, I'd rather not be grouped with that asshole in the future. Kthx.


I'm the one that called you a drama llama.

Doughboy
10-14-2006, 11:14 PM
[OOC]-Jesae: "Oh shut up, the men like the toys too. He is very happy to watch me play with my toys."

Ignot
10-14-2006, 11:37 PM
I admit that liistening to OOC channel is not the most fun stuff to hear. What are some other good channels? it seems like the only channel that people actually talk on...

Stretch
10-15-2006, 01:33 AM
Hilairious. Cleaned out the chats that were off topic. I bolded my favorite comments. Also keep in mind Aethor was the mastermind who went apeshit over Emislity "playing him" for a fixskills potion. Which he paid 27m for.

[OOC]-Droch: "True of False. "Clue".. One of the greatest clasic comedies of all time."
[OOC]-Nakiro: "false"
[OOC]-Kkorrik: "false"
[OOC]-You: "True or false: funniest joke ever = women's rights."
[OOC]-Nakiro: "true"
[OOC]-Velvette: "true or false Edarrin's comment was really sexist"
[OOC]-Ardenes: "true or false, men on ooc are clueless"
[OOC]-Mursesh: "false Edaarin."
[OOC]-Porcell: "Clue was awesome..."
[OOC]-Nakiro: "true"
[OOC]-Kkorrik: "Because she was a woman."
[OOC]-Dyrelius: "D."
[OOC]-Kkorrik: "-flee-"
[OOC]-Aethor: "actually false unless yer a hipocrit fromt he fucking fifties who thinks women are less than men and should have no rights"
[OOC]-Surze: "Give me back my rib!"
[OOC]-You: "True or false: that joke is more played than Dissipate."
[OOC]-Ardenes: "fuck adam!"
[3dx]-(Notice): "Moderator Rhys has left the channel."
[OOC]-You: "I never said they should have no rights."
[OOC]-Velvette: "fucking fuck!"
[OOC]-You: "They have the right to a well-equipped kitchen."
[OOC]-You: "otherwise it's just cruel."
[OOC]-Aethor: "edaarin is a hipocrit?"
[OOC]-Mursesh: "STFU Edaarin."
[OOC]-You: "(hypocrite)"
[OOC]-Aethor: "and you know i cant spell"
[OOC]-You: "And how exactly does that make me a hypocrite?"
[OOC]-You: "I'm confused."
[OOC]-You: "Sexist maybe."
[OOC]-Dyrelius: "Gender Biased."
[OOC]-Mursesh: "Let's not be dainty with words here. Bigotry is bigotry."
[OOC]-Aethor: "women should have the same or equal rights as men and that should have happened like in the 17th century , but since we are an evolving society and have no yet learned form our mistakes it will happen again"
[OOC]-Dyrelius: "Yeah.. just like the Irish..."
[OOC]-Aethor: "only this time it could be women with rights and men with no rights"
[OOC]-Velvette: "Aethor :("
[OOC]-You: "ROFL"
[OOC]-You: "yeah, that's going to happen"
[OOC]-You: "exp"
[OOC]-You: "Ugh"
[OOC]-Mursesh: "Edaarin just because you've had a few hard knocks in the dating arena doesn't give you a right to demean women."
[OOC]-Dyrelius: "who was it needin blue spinels?"
[OOC]-You: "LOL, I do just fine."
[OOC]-Mursesh: "It's pigheaded, boring, neurotic, and makes you look like a relic from 1955. "
[OOC]-You: "Or, you know, it could be me messing around in an online game."
[OOC]-You: "With people that I've never met before, will never meet, and generally have no problem bantering around with."
[OOC]-You: "Clearly, you haven't been on Psinet very long."
[OOC]-Nakiro: "well damn, people actually get too serious on OOC."
[OOC]-Velvette: "You know, the whole equal rights thing"
[OOC]-Velvette: "I've never not thought I had them"
[OOC]-You: "It's more like 78% equal rights."
[OOC]-Mursesh: "Let's joke about small asian penises, starving ethiopians and pregnant teenage sluts next, that's a lot of fun."
[OOC]-Aethor: "im a philospher on equal rights and womens rights and the such, just a long time nasty habit of mine"
[OOC]-Velvette: "Well I guess growing up the way I did"
[OOC]-Mursesh: "I love making fun of the problems humanity has."
[OOC]-Velvette: "My mother was far stronger than my father"
[OOC]-You: "I'm pretty sure we've made fun of all of those at various points in the week."
[OOC]-Irascor: "let's talk about how it's impossible to get a job in the field you're trained in if you're white and male...."
[OOC]-Velvette: "or just more pushy I guess"
[OOC]-Velvette: "and my father had only daughters so we were everything to him"
[OOC]-You: "Hey Irascor. I'm an Asian male. Ask me how hard it is to get into a good school."
[OOC]-Nakiro: "not very"
[OOC]-Aethor: "SAT score?"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "all Asian are accountant anyways"
[OOC]-You: "Right, because I work at it instead of lamenting about how the man is keeping me down."
[OOC]-You: "Business analyst, thank you."
[OOC]-Velvette: "I don't like asian men"
[OOC]-Velvette: "well not attracted to them at all"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "just like all white people is trying to keep down the black race"
[OOC]-Surze: "me either... too fragile"
[OOC]-Porcell: "I don't like asians either."
[OOC]-Velvette: "Jet Li is cute though"
[OOC]-Surze: "lol"
[OOC]-Porcell: "They are smarter than me."
[OOC]-You: "Jet Li is like 5'6"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "and just like all Black people are killing the world with rap music"
[OOC]-Aethor: "white male redneck form missouri with a 1240 SAT score, not to smart eh?"
[OOC]-You: "No, black people are killing the world with bullets."
[OOC]-You: "LOL @ 1240"
[OOC]-Velvette: "Well they remind me of all my uncles"
[OOC]-Porcell: "Rap music doesn't kill people. Black people kill people."
[OOC]-You: "My high school's average was 1450"
[OOC]-Velvette: "and that is just a negative thing"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "wtf highschool you go to?"
[OOC]-Velvette: "the extremely gifted asian high school"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "my highschool average was like 1100...."
[OOC]-Nakiro: "and I score 1550"
[OOC]-Velvette: "get with it"
[OOC]-Porcell: "How do you even know your high school's average?"
[OOC]-Satira: "How about you guys just whip out your dicks and compare them since this whole brain debate is just skirting the real issue?"
[OOC]-Velvette: "He's smart"
[OOC]-Velvette: "LOL Satira"
[OOC]-Surze: "OK!"
[OOC]-Velvette: "Yeah, I'm sure Edaarin will lose there"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "but Ed's PP is small since he's asian"
[OOC]-Velvette: "Yep!"
[OOC]-You: ":("
[OOC]-Porcell: "I can't even remember what my SATs were. Something like 1400. 750 math and 650 verbal? Hell if I can remember"
[OOC]-You: "By that logic, I should be 5'7 since I'm Asian."
[OOC]-Velvette: "I need a wizard for some strength"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "we all know I have a big PP since I'm black"
[Private]-Surze: "lol... that's just foul"
[OOC]-Mursesh: "See Edaarin, it's not nice to be the target of mean bigoted jokes. Don't do it to other people."
[OOC]-Velvette: "<gasp> you're black Nakiro?"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "yeah bitch, I'm black!"
[OOC]-Mursesh: "Have some dignity for yourself and the rest of the human race."
[OOC]-Velvette: "Hey now, don't call me that"
[Private]-Nakiro: "ROFLMAO"
[OOC]-You: "Umm, you should log on psinet more frequently Mursesh"
[OOC]-Velvette: "I dislike it"
[OOC]-Mursesh: "No excuse for it Edaarin, not ever."
[OOC]-Nakiro: "okay, is hoebag better?"
[OOC]-You: "Sure there is. Entertainment."
[OOC]-Velvette: "No"
[OOC]-Porcell: "D-bag?"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "umm Gorl?"
[OOC]-Velvette: "Your big penis can be removed just as easily as Ed's small one!"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "sorta, Gorl don't make me take off my earrings."
[OOC]-Nakiro: "or is it Gurl."
[OOC]-Aethor: "negative feedback for nakiro form velvette, post it note on ocmputer now( dont say bitch aroudn velvette)"
[OOC]-Vold: "looking for a weapon forger if any around around"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "okay, time for Cartman's song"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "as soon as I find it."
[OOC]-Aethor: "We all live in a yellow submarine."
[OOC]-Aethor: "yellow submarine"
[OOC]-Aethor: "yellow submarine"
[OOC]-Aethor: "yellow submarine"
[OOC]-Aethor: "We all live in a yellow submarine."
[OOC]-Nakiro: "oh fuck it, who have that Cartman's song. 'Your momma's a bitch.'"
[OOC]-You: "So anyway, back to my point. Black people like chicken, Indian people smell like curry, Chinese people have small penii, feminists like to munch carpet and white people are backwards hicks."
[OOC]-You: "And everyone that plays Gemstone is at least 20 lbs overweight."
[OOC]-Aethor: "pretty close edaarin"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "20lbs? You are too forgiving ed"
[OOC]-You: "cover all the bases?"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "you left out the mexicans"
[OOC]-Velvette: "He said at least"
[OOC]-You: "They're not worth going over :)"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "true"
[OOC]-Velvette: "they drive corvettes?"
[OOC]-You: "Border fence for the win!"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "but I need them for my lawn"
[OOC]-You: "The one initiative of Bush's that I at least halfheartedly support"
[OOC]-You: "Even though the way he's going about it is retarded"
[OOC]-You: "The idea is right"
[Private]-Nakiro: "ROFLMAO, dude you are going down in flames soon."
[PrivateTo]-Nakiro: "How you figure?"
[OOC]-Aethor: "oh yeah ye left otu the over traumatizing ariond who drives a vette and works for the special forces that guards hospitals but are not called MP's any more"
[Private]-Nakiro: "watch people like Muresh and Aethor jump your bones"
[OOC]-Aethor: "otu = out"
[PrivateTo]-Nakiro: "Arguing with them is like beating up an autistic kid"
[OOC]-Nakiro: "we need gun turrets too, not just fences"
[Private]-Nakiro: "ROFLMAO."
[Private]-Nakiro: "Velvette actually think I'm black...."

Suppa Hobbit Mage
10-15-2006, 03:03 AM
I admit that liistening to OOC channel is not the most fun stuff to hear. What are some other good channels? it seems like the only channel that people actually talk on...

I have my own channel, where invite only the people I like, and talk to them.

Sean of the Thread
10-27-2006, 07:08 PM
[OOC]-Ariond: "That damn Sean (9:19:35 PM): I will gladly let you come along when you come down here (and I won't even beat your ass or have you killed)"
OOC]-Aerodin: "truth be told"
[OOC]-Aerodin: "I am a nice guy"
[OOC]-Aerodin: "no really"
[OOC]-Ariond: "so I have heard"
[OOC]-Jamus: "Yeah, except for the vapid e-thug thing."
[OOC]-Aerodin: "see but once someone disrespects IRL"
[OOC]-Aerodin: "they die"
[OOC]-You: "you're so fucking stupid"


tuggin and thuggin 4 life in Gemstone yo.

Stretch
10-27-2006, 09:36 PM
Ba-zing.

[OOC]-Ariond: "ROFOOLRROFL"
[OOC]-Ariond: "(8:22:13 PM): because i dont need negative people in my life"
[OOC]-Ariond: "(8:22:17 PM): ive been through enough hell"
[OOC]-Ariond: "Stingray406SB (8:27:31 PM): um...you're a 19 year old girl from an upper-middle class family in America. you don't know the first thing about going through hell."
[OOC]-Ariond: "rofl @ going through hell."

A few minutes later.

[OOC]-Ariond: "dear OOC."
[OOC]-Anshef: "Mekthros just went into a large ebon gate filled with swirling mist."
[OOC]-Ariond: "for discussions on EG, please tune to EG."
[OOC]-Ariond: "OOC is reserved for pointless conversations and random insulting only."
[OOC]-Ariond: "love, Mike."
[OOC]-Anshef: "For discussions on Ariond's romantic life, tune to OOC."
[OOC]-Berrasi: "where is the gate in Teras?"
[OOC]-You: "For discussions on conversations about your real life or people you talk to"
[OOC]-You: "Turn to "Nobody gives a shit.""
[OOC]-You: "Love, OOC."

<about forty seconds later>

[OOC]-Ariond: "dear Edaarin."
[OOC]-Ariond: "just for the hell of it."
[OOC]-Ariond: "me > you."
[OOC]-Ariond: "love, Mike."
[OOC]-You: "college degree...check."
[OOC]-You: "real job...check."
[OOC]-You: "Me: 2, You: 0"
[OOC]-Ariond: "a) college degree = very little bearing on people's lives."
[OOC]-Ariond: "b) real job being...?"

[OOC]-Ariond: "c) you're older than me. hooray for attempting to insult me just because you've been alive longer than I have, and therefore have already finished school."
[OOC]-You: "I'm 21"
[OOC]-Ariond: "and you have a...REAL degree?"
[OOC]-You: "I have a Bachelor of Science in Finance and Accounting."
[OOC]-Surze: "BBS Accounting"
[OOC]-Anshef: "Asian Accountant Ninja!"
[OOC]-Ariond: "oof."
[OOC]-Ariond: "you care a little bit too much about school, apparently."

Lassiter 506
10-27-2006, 10:00 PM
I have a Bachelor of Science in Finance and Accounting

I-Banking or PE FTW.

Stretch
10-27-2006, 10:25 PM
I'm doing neither...Wachovia's M&A group ended up selecting another guy, and the job offer I got from Blackstone was corporate finance, not deal side.

But I am working for a bank/financial services company.

StrayRogue
10-28-2006, 02:38 AM
I auto DC OOC now when Ariond signs on. A few others I know do to.

Jolena
10-31-2006, 01:30 PM
[OOC]-Jenovadeath: "A goose suddenly flaps her wings and lifts off the ground slightly, releasing a spray of white fecal matter in your direction before plopping down in front of you with a plaintive *HONK*!"
[OOC]-Jenovadeath: "THE GOOSE JUST TOOK A SHAT ON ME"

Atlanteax
10-31-2006, 03:53 PM
[OOC]-Jenovadeath: "A goose suddenly flaps her wings and lifts off the ground slightly, releasing a spray of white fecal matter in your direction before plopping down in front of you with a plaintive *HONK*!"
[OOC]-Jenovadeath: "THE GOOSE JUST TOOK A SHAT ON ME"

...

I can't imagine why!

(snicker)

Kenn
11-27-2006, 08:45 AM
[OOC]-You: "Lol. That kangaroo is a dirty fighter."
[OOC]-Porcell: "Kicked in the nuts by a kangaroo. That'd suck."
[OOC]-Moritus: "30 stitches to the wang"
[OOC]-Porcell: "I don't think I could fit 30 stitches on my wang."
[OOC]-Porcell: "I mean.... I have a big dick. "
[OOC]-Moritus: "lol"

Janarth
11-28-2006, 10:50 AM
I'm doing neither...Wachovia's M&A group ended up selecting another guy, and the job offer I got from Blackstone was corporate finance, not deal side.

But I am working for a bank/financial services company.


I am 24, so I have seen two-three years of hiring in NYC amongst my friends/siblings/friends of siblings. Thus far, the engineering majors are doing much better than the finance majors with reguards to financial jobs - go figure. I guess they value education and process thinking more. Before you accuse me of bullshit, I know two engineers working as i-bankers, and one financial consultant (bankruptcy), also an engineer. Finance friends? doing corporate transactional, backoffice support, trading, etc. Just thought it was interesting - maybe there is a swing back to that whole theory of "get the degree that is the most challenging and gives you skills for life"?

Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-28-2006, 10:58 AM
I auto DC OOC now when Ariond signs on. A few others I know do to.

I never tune to it, unless I have a question about mechanics or where something is or something -- mostly because of the attention whores like Ariond.

Augie
11-28-2006, 11:55 AM
[OOC]-You: "Lol. That kangaroo is a dirty fighter."
[OOC]-Porcell: "Kicked in the nuts by a kangaroo. That'd suck."
[OOC]-Moritus: "30 stitches to the wang"
[OOC]-Porcell: "I don't think I could fit 30 stitches on my wang."
[OOC]-Porcell: "I mean.... I have a big dick. "
[OOC]-Moritus: "lol"

:rofl: That made me giggle like a little girl. :heart: Porcell.

Ignot
11-28-2006, 08:26 PM
I am 24, so I have seen two-three years of hiring in NYC amongst my friends/siblings/friends of siblings. Thus far, the engineering majors are doing much better than the finance majors with reguards to financial jobs - go figure. I guess they value education and process thinking more. Before you accuse me of bullshit, I know two engineers working as i-bankers, and one financial consultant (bankruptcy), also an engineer. Finance friends? doing corporate transactional, backoffice support, trading, etc. Just thought it was interesting - maybe there is a swing back to that whole theory of "get the degree that is the most challenging and gives you skills for life"?

A college degree is nothing in the field of finance. You will be taking tests and doing school for the rest of your life in this field. Okay now back on topic!

Stunseed
12-21-2006, 01:14 AM
Sorry, I can't help myself.

[OOC]-Malkave: "slides the tip of his tongue back up the edge of your shoulderblade, moving up to nibble lightly on your shoulder, his cock hard and rubbing across your ass, still slick with your mixed juices."

Enjoy.

Artha
12-21-2006, 11:43 AM
Mixed juices?

http://www.barskabet.dk/Billeder/screwdriver_drinks30.jpg

Jolena
12-21-2006, 11:46 AM
:lol: there was a debate about what 'mixed juices' were on PsiNet as well. Its not that hard to fathom that it was hers and his.

Daniel
12-21-2006, 12:55 PM
I was thinking ass and vag myself.

Artha
12-21-2006, 01:22 PM
Its not that hard to fathom that it was hers and his.
It can't be hers and his, because it's just "her mixed juices".

I think he just dipped his sack in her drink, personally.

Sean of the Thread
12-21-2006, 01:22 PM
They call it a tea bag for a reason.

DCSL
12-21-2006, 01:26 PM
As someone who was part of the debate... seriously, it couldn't have been his and hers. He's still hard. Looks like he's preparing to do her up the ass, too. He warmed her up with vaginal, now it's time for the real fun!

One has to consider the logistics of cyber.

Drew
02-09-2007, 01:53 AM
[OOC]-Cleara: "so anyways.. one night i was hunting in golems... and i went into a room to (nap) for a sec... closed the door... and when i came back... my weapon had dropped from my hands. I didn't push any command, but I literally had to pick up my sword again... "
[OOC]-Cleara: "is that not weird??"
[OOC]-Brutish: "I guess your character is a crack whore too."

Jolena
02-09-2007, 01:58 AM
:rofl:

Shalla
02-09-2007, 05:26 AM
LOL!

Augie
02-09-2007, 10:09 PM
:lolwave:

Makkah
02-09-2007, 10:32 PM
I didn't think that was very funny at all. Not very creative anyways.

Drew
02-09-2007, 11:11 PM
Sometimes you have to stick with the classics.

Ignot
02-09-2007, 11:39 PM
I didn't think that was very funny at all. Not very creative anyways.

Oh it was funny. VERY funny.

RichardCranium
02-09-2007, 11:51 PM
Kind of beef wellington if you ask me.

Maybe Wilmer would think different.

Kainen
03-11-2007, 11:20 PM
I miss this thread, so....

[[OOC]-Hoodtralfeck] "i dont cut the grass at my house i pay some kid down the street to do it so im not gonna do it on a game"
[[OOC]-Alahnna] "Hood - well, there's no mexicans in the game, so you're gonna have to cut your own fuckin' grass"
[[OOC]-Alahnna] "Unless you can get Ariond to stick around you"
[[OOC]-Eric] "If you can keep him from getting banned"

Makkah
03-11-2007, 11:26 PM
Isn't he in Iraq yet?

Kainen
03-11-2007, 11:37 PM
The 17th.. some are counting the days :D

Makkah
03-11-2007, 11:51 PM
Ouch.

StrayRogue
03-12-2007, 02:48 AM
Who Ariond? Did that little girl actually man up and join the big boys army?

Jolena
03-12-2007, 09:46 AM
Mike's (Ariond) been in the military for a bit now, actually. He's supposed to be in Baghdad for a year.

Gelston
08-03-2008, 08:27 PM
[OOC]-Alahnna: "Hehehe. Now I've figured out how it works, I SHALL USE THE COCKS IN MY MOUTH FOR PURE, PURE EVIL!"

Methais
10-22-2008, 05:09 PM
[OOC]-You: "I finally got around to uploading my GS sounds and configs, for those that might give a rat's ass. http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=37089"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Dude your text is HUUUUUGE"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Guderian129?"
[OOC]-You: "Yeah I addressed why it's so huge a few posts down."
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Just saw that"
[OOC]-You: "This is why: http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll154/spinarooni226/Pwnage2.jpg"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "You play on your TV?"
[OOC]-Belnia: "Awesome set up."
[OOC]-Rogane: "I made it into your post!"
[OOC]-Belnia: "I've got a 32 inch TV with a VGA port, I've been debating hooking it up as a monitor."
[OOC]-You: "Yeah, all my pwnage takes place in that room."
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Um..."
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Is that a goatse rabbit with a pan cake on its head?"
[OOC]-You: "lmao yep"
[OOC]-Herod: "wtf? pan cake?"
[OOC]-Herod: "i thought it was a mushroom cap"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "You sir...are Fucking awsome."

Moist Happenings
11-04-2008, 02:44 AM
>tune ooc
You attempt to tune to the ooc channel on PsiNet.
You tune to the OOC channel.
(OOC is now your default channel.)

[OOC]-Redhairpick: "what got ya"
[OOC]-You: "Alright. OOC's back on. Entertain me. Okay...GO"
[OOC]-Desorceri: "he got caught in Adamina's tongue ring"
[OOC]-Gigantuous: "rofl"
[OOC]-Adamina: "...."
[OOC]-Adamina: "rofl"
[OOC]-Adamina: "H8"
[OOC]-Mihorkan: "LOL"
[OOC]-Desorceri: "lol"
[OOC]-Adamina: "FUCK YOU JESPIN"
[OOC]-Adamina: ":D"
[OOC]-Gigantuous: "no."
[OOC]-Adamina: "oh"
[OOC]-Gigantuous: ">=("
[OOC]-You: ":D Hey it's not my fault I got exactly what I wanted."
[OOC]-Adamina: "FUCK YOU GIGANTUOUS"
[OOC]-Mihorkan: "isn't htat the jolly ranchers job?"
[OOC]-Gardeth: "[OOC]-Alahnna: "I hate how everytime I trim the old bush, it looks like someone blew up a wookie in my shower.""
[OOC]-Adamina: "Lol"
[OOC]-Desorceri: "ROFL"
[OOC]-Gigantuous: "ROFL"
[OOC]-Gigantuous: "what the fuck"
[OOC]-Adamina: "fucking god damnit"
[OOC]-Adamina: "i cannot BELIEVE"
[OOC]-Desorceri: "omg"
[OOC]-Adamina: "you pasted that"
[OOC]-Adamina: "ROFL"
[OOC]-Adamina: "i am NEVER "
[OOC]-Gardeth: "you're welcome"
[OOC]-Adamina: "gonna hear the end of that"
[OOC]-Adamina: "i blame Evelyn"
[OOC]-Mihorkan: "LOL"


Now I want to know what the fuck the beginning of the conversation was.

Necromancer
11-04-2008, 02:58 AM
I NEVER MAKE IT INTO PSINET SNIPPETS =(

Cephalopod
11-04-2008, 09:48 AM
[EG]-Querthose: "normally I just go to their place and bail out before the cum hits the floor""

Gelston
12-14-2008, 03:05 AM
[OOC]-Ratolin: "slamming his big thick cock in and out of your pussy, his balls slapping against your asshole."

Don't you hate when you accidently type chat and not act?

Mathari
12-14-2008, 03:07 AM
[OOC]-Ratolin: "slamming his big thick cock in and out of your pussy, his balls slapping against your asshole."
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

diethx
12-14-2008, 03:07 AM
LOLOLOL

iJin
12-14-2008, 03:07 AM
ROFMLAO!!

Sean of the Thread
12-14-2008, 03:12 AM
[OOC]-Ratolin: "slamming his big thick cock in and out of your pussy, his balls slapping against your asshole."

Don't you hate when you accidently type chat and not act?


bwhahahaha are you fucking cereal?


Where is the rest of the log with everyone going ............ in OOC?

Gelston
12-14-2008, 03:14 AM
bwhahahaha are you fucking cereal?


Where is the rest of the log with everyone going ............ in OOC?

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Ratolin echo in your mind:
"slamming his big thick cock in and out of your pussy, his balls slapping against your asshole."

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Redhairpick echo in your mind:
"WTF?"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Gigantuous echo in your mind:
"rofl what?!"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Mathari echo in your mind:
"..."

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Telare echo in your mind:
"hahaha"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Redhairpick echo in your mind:
"LMAO"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Desorceri echo in your mind:
"uh"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Adamina echo in your mind:
"Omg.."

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Adamina echo in your mind:
"Ok."

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Flamma echo in your mind:
"OH GOD FUCK YES YES YES YES"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Stalgart echo in your mind:
"when Act and chat go wrong"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Adamina echo in your mind:
"LOL"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Katariine echo in your mind:
"gawk"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Mathari echo in your mind:
"LOL LOL LOL"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Gigantuous echo in your mind:
"saved."

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Roiken echo in your mind:
"ooooh yeah"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Zuie echo in your mind:
"LOL"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Adamina echo in your mind:
"LMAO"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Gigantuous echo in your mind:
"x1000000"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Redhairpick echo in your mind:
"hahahahah"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Redhairpick echo in your mind:
"he logged off"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Mathari echo in your mind:
"SO MUCH WIN"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Zuie echo in your mind:
"LMGAO"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Zuie echo in your mind:
"hahahahha"

diethx
12-14-2008, 03:15 AM
I'm happy to say i've never had nuts slap against my asshole while being fucked. Does that actually happen to anyone? Or is this dude a virgin?

Sean of the Thread
12-14-2008, 03:17 AM
I'm happy to say i've never had nuts slap against my asshole while being fucked. Does that actually happen to anyone? Or is this dude a virgin?



You just aren't getting fucked correctly.

diethx
12-14-2008, 03:17 AM
The hell i'm not. I've just never been fucked by someone with lead in their balls that have the slamming force to spread my cheeks. Thank goodness.

Sean of the Thread
12-14-2008, 03:19 AM
The hell i'm not. I've just never been fucked by someone with lead in their balls that have the slamming force to spread my cheeks. Thank goodness.


rofl I blasted beer out my nose.

Thx

fuck I can't stop laughing.

Martaigne
12-14-2008, 09:20 AM
Oh my god.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Stretch
12-14-2008, 09:29 AM
[OOC]-Ratolin: "slamming his big thick cock in and out of your pussy, his balls slapping against your asshole."

Don't you hate when you accidently type chat and not act?

I <3 PsiNet typos. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=716283&postcount=150)

Keep in mind this happened in front of about 100 people at an auction earlier in the year.



Sahreet softly says, "Chat to darkk ::slips her hand inside your pants, her body blocking from view to the others what she is doing, her fingers lightly teasing your skin::"
>
Tsin offers Sorchia a battleworn dark elven shield.
>
Yannad cackles at Sahreet!
>
Darkkstormmer just left.
>
Ragesh says, "Wrecked."
>
A dusky elf-owl rolls over and streaks towards the ground, leveling off at the last second to glide just a few feet above the ground!

>
Askip moves to a kneeling position.
>
Nordred hums a seemingly random tune.
>
Sahreet just left.

Elementz
12-14-2008, 11:05 AM
[OOC]-Ratolin: "slamming his big thick cock in and out of your pussy, his balls slapping against your asshole."

Don't you hate when you accidently type chat and not act?

I <3 PsiNet typos. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=716283&postcount=150)

Keep in mind this happened in front of about 100 people at an auction earlier in the year.



Sahreet softly says, "Chat to darkk ::slips her hand inside your pants, her body blocking from view to the others what she is doing, her fingers lightly teasing your skin::"
>
Tsin offers Sorchia a battleworn dark elven shield.
>
Yannad cackles at Sahreet!
>
Darkkstormmer just left.
>
Ragesh says, "Wrecked."
>
A dusky elf-owl rolls over and streaks towards the ground, leveling off at the last second to glide just a few feet above the ground!

>
Askip moves to a kneeling position.
>
Nordred hums a seemingly random tune.
>
Sahreet just left.

I fuckin' love GS hahahahaha

grenthor
12-14-2008, 11:17 AM
The hell i'm not. I've just never been fucked by someone with lead in their balls that have the slamming force to spread my cheeks. Thank goodness.

there once was a man from madras
whose balls were constructed of brass
when they clanged together
they played Stormy Weather
and lightning shot out of his ass

iJin
12-14-2008, 01:56 PM
I <3 PsiNet typos. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=716283&postcount=150)

Keep in mind this happened in front of about 100 people at an auction earlier in the year.



Sahreet softly says, "Chat to darkk ::slips her hand inside your pants, her body blocking from view to the others what she is doing, her fingers lightly teasing your skin::"
>
Tsin offers Sorchia a battleworn dark elven shield.
>
Yannad cackles at Sahreet!
>
Darkkstormmer just left.
>
Ragesh says, "Wrecked."
>
A dusky elf-owl rolls over and streaks towards the ground, leveling off at the last second to glide just a few feet above the ground!

>
Askip moves to a kneeling position.
>
Nordred hums a seemingly random tune.
>
Sahreet just left.

Dammit. I wanna see the way people reacted to it, if any at all.

Gelston
09-30-2009, 01:32 AM
You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Xolean echo in your mind:
"pushes deep inside your pussy with long slow thrusts. Each thrust going deeper than the last untill he is fully inside of you, his cock throbbing harder and harder."

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Xolean echo in your mind:
"ROFL"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Xolean echo in your mind:
"<3"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Xolean echo in your mind:
"Like that"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Kaylisidee echo in your mind:
"I feel...violated"
* Dahui joins the adventure.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Xolean echo in your mind:
"HAHAHAHA"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Xolean echo in your mind:
"Dude I'm cybering stop"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Eliaku echo in your mind:
"c at Also here: Alourna who is sitting"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Eliaku echo in your mind:
"[Silvergate, Jungle Room] Also here: Alourna who is sitting"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Xolean echo in your mind:
"ROFL"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Eliaku echo in your mind:
"EPIC"
exper
Level: 49 Deeds: 0
Experience: 2519297 Death's Sting: Harsh
Exp. until next: 40703 Recent Deaths: 0
Mental TPs: 0 Fame: 11190541
Physical TPs: 3 Mana: 154/154 max
(444 Phy converted to Mnt)

Your mind is as clear as a bell.

You feel a strange sense of serenity and find that you are able to reflect on recent events with uncommon clarity and understanding.

>
You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Eliaku echo in your mind:
"is that Dess?"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Xolean echo in your mind:
"It's hot isn't it"
* Trallihn returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
>
* Kithor returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Kaylisidee echo in your mind:
"jungle room...for hot monkey lovin'...or some such thing"
* Skewerit returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
>
* Talanen returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Xolean echo in your mind:
"Dude I'm about to go muddin"
* Circyr joins the adventure.
>
* Tanchord joins the adventure.
>
* Asculepius joins the adventure.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Kaylisidee echo in your mind:
"Xolean...you stay where you are...I'm hunting...:-)"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Dessedemona echo in your mind:
"eli seriously you retard get a life and stop obsessing on me"
* Asculepius returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
>
* Hawwke joins the adventure.
>

[Leaving rest mode.]

chat ROFL
You focus on transmitting your thought.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Xolean echo in your mind:
"Dude I had to pay silvers for this stop fucking it!"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"ROFL"
chat HAHAHA
You focus on transmitting your thought.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"HAHAHA"
* Klaud returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
> * Arlia joins the adventure.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Gardeth echo in your mind:
"I can't stop obessessing on Desse!"

Gelston
10-23-2009, 12:23 AM
[OOC]-Kakukai: "pulling out only for a second, he pulls her facing him onto his lap, and begins bouncing her pussy up and down off the front of his hips, using gravity to forcefully SLAM Heartsaflayme onto his penis, completing the vial task"
[OOC]-Cormie: "FAIL"
[OOC]-Aurawyn: "oh. wow."
[OOC]-Tijay: "Yeah, sorry. Tad bit of fail there."
[OOC]-Aizaraii: "woooow"
[OOC]-Diablic: "lmao"
[OOC]-Aurawyn: "ROFLMAO"
[OOC]-Aizaraii: "rofl"
[OOC]-Tijay: "Who the fuck cybers and uses the game name?"
[OOC]-Xolean: "rofl"
[OOC]-Aurawyn: "HAHAHAHA"
[OOC]-Diablic: "classic"

Divinity
10-23-2009, 12:48 AM
The aftermath was great too.

[Private]-Heartsaflayme: "lol i was not even here was afk come back to this sit"
[OOC]-Darckwizard: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THE CYBER FAIL"
[OOC]-You: "Name: Heartsaflayme N'burnin (LOOKING FOR GROUP: Jock itch cream)"
[OOC]-Cormie: "lol"
[OOC]-Diablic: "I love how you say this 10 minutes later"
[OOC]-Payme: "it was hilarious"
[OOC]-Darckwizard: "I wasn't at my comp."
[OOC]-Payme: "WHO HAS THE FAIL SAVED??"
[OOC]-Cormie: "you fail DW, just like that cyber did"
[OOC]-You: "[OOC]-Kakukai: "pulling out only for a second, he pulls her facing him onto his lap, and begins bouncing her pussy up and down off the front of his hips, using gravity to forcefully SLAM Heartsaflayme onto his penis, completing the vial task""
[OOC]-You: "There ya go"
[OOC]-Darckwizard: "recorded."
[OOC]-Cormie: "lmao"
[OOC]-Diablic: "or maybe they are cybering through psinet?"
[OOC]-You: "WTF PEOPLE DO THAT?!"
[OOC]-Diablic: "which makes it even worse"
[OOC]-Heartsaflayme: "payme fyi i wasn't at my computer either"
[OOC]-You: "Well pay 7 bucks a month from now on so you can continue your psinet cyber!"
[OOC]-You: "Jamus needs funds!"
[OOC]-Payme: "uh huh"
[OOC]-Payme: "was he cybering alone?"
[OOC]-Payme: "or were those his thoughts while he was masturbating?"
[OOC]-You: "Come on, Payme. You totally afk when cybering and come back at the precise moment of embarassment to save your ace."
[OOC]-You: "Everyone does."
[OOC]-Heartsaflayme: "fuck you all get a life i wasn't cybering i was smoking fer godssake...get lives"

Methais
10-23-2009, 11:35 AM
Speaking of PsiNet, anyone have a link to the newest one? I had to uninstall it to put Lich on and can't find the new one to reinstall :(

Also what hoops do I have to jump through, if any, to get them to work together? I can't remember it's been forever.

/cybers all over the thread

Methais
10-23-2009, 11:44 AM
I <3 PsiNet typos. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=716283&postcount=150)

Keep in mind this happened in front of about 100 people at an auction earlier in the year.



Sahreet softly says, "Chat to darkk ::slips her hand inside your pants, her body blocking from view to the others what she is doing, her fingers lightly teasing your skin::"
>
Tsin offers Sorchia a battleworn dark elven shield.
>
Yannad cackles at Sahreet!
>
Darkkstormmer just left.
>
Ragesh says, "Wrecked."
>
A dusky elf-owl rolls over and streaks towards the ground, leveling off at the last second to glide just a few feet above the ground!

>
Askip moves to a kneeling position.
>
Nordred hums a seemingly random tune.
>
Sahreet just left.

Who the hell cybers over psinet while standing in the same room?

Gelston
10-23-2009, 09:29 PM
They were there with a merchant, and they listen to whispers sometimes. Probably didn't want it to be known.

Methais
10-23-2009, 11:45 PM
They were there with a merchant, and they listen to whispers sometimes. Probably didn't want it to be known.

That'd be even more reason to do it in whispers and get really sick with it. Things like Manhattan transfers or ramming bowling balls up each others asses and stuff.

Gelston
10-23-2009, 11:47 PM
rofl, might even give the GM a hard on and get them some special services as a favor.

Durgrimst
10-24-2009, 12:33 AM
They were there with a merchant, and they listen to whispers sometimes. Probably didn't want it to be known.

This wasn't at a merchant, this was at the Tsin/Paul/couple others auction last year or whenever it was, the 2 part one that was on Teras 1 day and in WL the next.

Drunken Durfin
10-24-2009, 12:48 AM
Legendary, no matter where it happened. One of my all time favorites.

Gelston
02-20-2010, 03:49 PM
Not really a psinet snippet, but I'm too lazy to do an intensive search for a better thread.

Itzel says, "I find Ratolin hilarious."

Mighty Nikkisaurus
02-24-2010, 02:25 AM
[OOC]-Rohrbach: "Who is Tisket? I like that person's posts on PC. They are funny"
[OOC]-You: "Tisket is awesomeness incarnate"
[OOC]-You: "and don't you ever fucking forget it"

Tisket
02-24-2010, 02:52 AM
I'll pay you later.

<3

Divinity
02-24-2010, 02:45 PM
[OOC]-Payme: "The Ithzir initiate peers inside your woven cloak for a moment before snatching out a strong leather gag! Smiling excitedly, the initiate wears the gag. At least he appears to like your fashion tastes!"
[OOC]-Drafix: "ew."
[OOC]-Payme: "lol"
[OOC]-Traiva: "that's prolly more than I wanted to know about you Payme"
[OOC]-Drafix: "that's.. disturbing"
[OOC]-Payme: "damn someone come get me already lol"
[OOC]-Payme: "before they steal all my bondage gear"
[OOC]-You: "before.. they steal.. bondage gear.."
[OOC]-You: "Oh-kay. Did you get gang raped?"
[OOC]-Payme: "The Ithzir initiate peers inside your woven cloak for a moment before snatching out a strong leather gag! Smiling excitedly, the initiate wears the gag. At least he appears to like your fashion tastes!"
[OOC]-You: "ROFL"
[OOC]-Payme: "You see a fairly typical Ithzir initiate. He has a strong leather gag (worn), a large sack (worn), a suit of trimmed leather (worn) and a twisted crystal-tipped staff."