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Tisket
09-18-2010, 03:40 AM
...to use a cat as a melee weapon:


Jersey City woman says boyfriend beat her with a cat, Hoboken cops say
Published: Thursday, September 16, 2010, 11:30 AM

A 49-year-old Hoboken man was arrested Tuesday after he beat his girlfriend with a cat and punched her in the back and back of her head, according to police reports.

Around noon, Hoboken police were dispatched to the 300 block of Marshall Dr., and a 20-year-old Jersey City woman was crying and told police that her boyfriend punched her a few times and hit her with a "feline cat," reports said. She said she had pain to her lower back and the back of her head, reports said.

Police then arrested her boyfriend Lasalle Davis with a simple assault charge for domestic violence, reports said.

The woman told police that they had been dating for two years and he became mad when she did not call him the night before, reports said. When she came to Hoboken to visit her sister, he showed up, yelled at her and grabbed her right arm, reports said. She told him she no longer wanted to date him, and that’s when he picked up the cat and hit her, reports said.

She declined to speak to a member of the Domestic Violence Team but did want to file a restraining order against Davis in Hudson County Superior Court, reports said.

Police did not know the whereabouts or the condition of the cat. The victim did not immediately respond to inquiries about the cat.

Davis' court date is set for Oct. 27 in Hoboken Municipal Court.

http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/2010/09/jersey_city_woman_says_boyfrie.html

Drew
09-18-2010, 03:46 AM
Well we've already seen them as projectile weapons:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/18/kenley-collins-arrested-p_n_176499.html

Tisket
09-18-2010, 03:47 AM
Well if you threw the cat, at least the claws would be headed toward someone else.

Drew
09-18-2010, 03:54 AM
I actually know that girl from my article, I wasn't surprised when I read it.

Rimalon
09-18-2010, 04:11 AM
...hit her with a "feline cat"?

AS OPPOSED TO A NON-FELINE CAT?!

Gnome Rage
09-18-2010, 07:19 AM
Maybe as opposed to a big cat like a tiger or some shit. I doubt that dude has the balls to pick up a tiger though.

I toss my cat off the bed all the time, and see what she does to my arm when I don't do it swiftly enough, I think if I swung her around a few times she'd claw the shit out of whatever was in front of her.

Intended purpose? No. Awesome multi-tool weapon. Shits like a leatherman but alive.

Sean of the Thread
09-18-2010, 07:21 AM
This woman is exaggerating for revenge. He brought her a stuffed animal kitty for a gift and tried to give her a back rub.

Psycho.

ElvenFury
09-18-2010, 08:44 AM
In his defense, that cat was probably (like most cats) the spawn of Satan, himself.

Delias
09-18-2010, 08:58 PM
An agent of the green eyed man, I presume?!

Suppa Hobbit Mage
09-21-2010, 10:57 AM
http://mypetcaptions.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/idhitit.jpg

AnticorRifling
09-21-2010, 11:13 AM
An agent of the green eyed man, I presume?!

Bolt is played so much in my house I can quote it word for word.

AnticorRifling
09-21-2010, 11:18 AM
So if they can't find the cat what's the proof this actually happened? Shouldn't the word allegedly be in the first sentence of that article?

Sean
09-21-2010, 11:21 AM
...to use a cat as a melee weapon:



http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/2010/09/jersey_city_woman_says_boyfrie.html

Having been to Jersey City that's probably the gentle beating anyone has gotten there.

Delias
09-21-2010, 11:44 AM
Bolt is played so much in my house I can quote it word for word.

You and me both. I've been home for three hours and have already seen ice age and half of finding nemo. It'll be nap time soon and then I am sure this evening, around 6 or so, it will be time for Bolt. Again.

AnticorRifling
09-21-2010, 11:51 AM
There's a guard, I'll snap his neck.

Delias
09-21-2010, 11:53 AM
I don't know why, but the Zoom-Zoom scene from the beginning is my favorite part.

Edit: My son particularly enjoys every part with Rhino.

IorakeWarhammer
09-21-2010, 11:55 AM
THOUGHT CAT CASTING WAS A SPELL DONE BY WICCANS