So if your spouse dies...

[Gnome Rage]

And there is a heaven or after life or whatever. And you get remarried and go to heaven when you die--who do you fuck for an eternity?

Just wondering your opinions.

[Delias]

And there is a heaven or after life or whatever. And you get remarried and go to heaven when you die--who do you fuck for an eternity?

Just wondering your opinions.

Yourself.

[Smythe]

In Heaven, der's no needs 'r wants fer nuttin'.

So, go forth an' enjoy. It don' matter none no how.

- Smythe

[NocturnalRob]

You.

[Willington]

When the Bible was written men had more then 1 wife.The 1 wife thing is kinda new.800-900 years compared to all of humanity.Pretty sure we get to befriend anyone we want to up there,while you only get 1.

So you better choose wisely!

[Janda]

And there is a heaven or after life or whatever. And you get remarried and go to heaven when you die--who do you fuck for an eternity?

Just wondering your opinions.

WTF is wrong with you?

[Gnome Rage]

I think this is a perfectly legitimate question.

[Janda]

I think this is a perfectly legitimate question.

:break:

[4a6c1]

Heaven better be an orgy of big dicks and big tits. That's all I'm sayin. Jesus Christ I am talking to you.

[Bobmuhthol]

You are pretty much asking "what does Christianity feel about this particular set of circumstances?" For countless reasons, this is retarded.

[Kuyuk]

Do they do anal in heaven?

[Willington]

If there is a heaven what do you think they do all day? eternity?
Do they even have a concept of time as we know it

as for bein retarded,its the PC

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Heh, back before I questioned 'heaven' I thought about this a lot.. maybe not 'fuck' but who are you 'with.'

What I came to think was that, when you die, the people you love all hold equal importance and thus, you love them all equally and there is no jealousy, etc to get in the way.. therefore, if you remarry, you love that wife, but you also love your previous wife, and you love everyone else you've loved and is there with you, and you just split your 'time' (not that there is time, so.. attention??) up with them and they do so with their loved ones, and everyone is happy.

That being said, when I stopped believing in heaven (at least in the traditional sense) things got a lot easier.

[4a6c1]

I hate to get all pagan on you bitches but you are all assuming that love, at least our silly definition of religiously commited, vowed and spoken, till death do you part: L.O.V.E, is something that is not only universal among all species in the universe, but something that a single all powerful (jealous and almighty) creator sanctioned at any one point before we were people but after we were monkeys. You are also assuming that god is not a robot and that mortal love interpreted from a book that is merely 2000 years old (out of a total 50,000 years of sinful but evolutionary earth cohabitation) is valid AND worthy of a-carry over into the next plain of existence.

[Bobmuhthol]

I did not understand a fucking word of that.

[4a6c1]

Oh. Sorry. I'm all hopped up on Bigelow Tea and organic brownies.

[Smythe]

I got it. Point.

- Smythe

[Kitsun]

I think the "till death do you part" phrase means you ain't got no baggage beyond the pearly gates.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I hate to get all pagan on you bitches but you are all assuming that love, at least our silly definition of religiously commited, vowed and spoken, till death do you part: L.O.V.E, is something that is not only universal among all species in the universe, but something that a single all powerful (jealous and almighty) creator sanctioned at any one point before we were people but after we were monkeys. You are also assuming that god is not a robot and that mortal love interpreted from a book that is merely 2000 years old (out of a total 50,000 years of sinful but evolutionary earth cohabitation) is valid AND worthy of a-carry over into the next plain of existence.

I pretty clearly specified that my first view was from before I questioned/got a different world view and assumption then a traditional, Christian-view of post-death being heaven. Since I seem to be the only person who seriously answered her question, I tried to answer within the confines of her question. That is, I tried to answer in the context and contemplation of a Christian heaven and hell and that's it.

Like I said, things got a lot easier to understand and believe when I stopped believing in heaven. I don't think GR or myself have insinuated in the slightest that love is a Christian or even Godly creation. Hell, I haven't insinuated that it's more than a bunch of chemical reactions in the first place. So which 'you bitches' you're referring to, I'm not sure, but it's no one in this thread I don't think.

[Beguiler]

What I was taught was that we are spiritual beings when we get to heaven. Love, agape, is there, but not eros. I can't remember where but it's said there is no giving and taking in marriage in heaven. Our time and attention will be focused on God. We will know our loved ones, and see them again there, but we will not have mortal desires. Anyway, that's the explanation my preacher daddy gave me.

[Kuyuk]

that makes heaven kinda lame.

[Anebriated]

http://a2.vox.com/6a00c2252098d6f21900c22522c71a8fdb-500pi.

[Gnome Rage]

I've created a meaningful debate :) You are love me, and therefore in heaven we can have an orgy. KTHX.

[4a6c1]

I pretty clearly specified that my first view was from before I questioned/got a different world view and assumption then a traditional, Christian-view of post-death being heaven. Since I seem to be the only person who seriously answered her question, I tried to answer within the confines of her question. That is, I tried to answer in the context and contemplation of a Christian heaven and hell and that's it.

Like I said, things got a lot easier to understand and believe when I stopped believing in heaven. I don't think GR or myself have insinuated in the slightest that love is a Christian or even Godly creation. Hell, I haven't insinuated that it's more than a bunch of chemical reactions in the first place. So which 'you bitches' you're referring to, I'm not sure, but it's no one in this thread I don't think.

WHOA. Like WHOA. I was being one hundred percent serious and when I tell you you said something it means you said it and ALSO if I call you a bitch it means you are a bitch. Now what. NOW WHAT.

[Sam]

I always assumed I would get to have buttsex with Jesus for eternity after I die. Is this not the case?

[Warriorbird]

WHOA. Like WHOA. I was being one hundred percent serious and when I tell you you said something it means you said it and ALSO if I call you a bitch it means you are a bitch. Now what. NOW WHAT.

Say "WHAT" again!

[g++]

Yourself.

Bravo. ::clap::

[Showal]

And there is a heaven or after life or whatever. And you get remarried and go to heaven when you die--who do you fuck for an eternity?

Just wondering your opinions.

I think the better question is whether or not when you die and you go to heaven, if you will have to listen to your life story and everything you did read back to you.

I hope this is the case. If it is, you'll be forced to hear all the stupid and asinine posts you've written on this board read back to you.

[Bobmuhthol]

/thread

[Gnome Rage]

I'll enjoy every moment of it.

[Paradii]

Do they do anal in heaven?

I think it's only anal in heaven, abortions would be frowned upon.

[4a6c1]

I think it's only anal in heaven, abortions would be frowned upon.

:rofl:

WIN

[Celephais]

If you do not love someone and they love you, wouldn't "their" heaven be them being with you, and wouldn't "your" heaven be you without them?

Sounds to me like heaven is a paradox. Unless of course we all go to our own person heaven and automatons of those we want around us as our perceptions of them populate the heaven... and we never know the difference. *woooooo*

[iJin]

I think this is a perfectly legitimate question.

No.

[Delias]

I've created a meaningful debate :) You are love me, and therefore in heaven we can have an orgy. KTHX.

You have in fact created a meaningless debate. The only motherfucking bitch of it is, is that when I die and nothing happens, I will be unable to say "I told you so". Jesus Fucking Mohammed Allah Zoro Astria H. Christ, I thought I didn't have a fucking life, but you have proven than you apparently have even less of a life than I do with this thread.

[radamanthys]

When you get to heaven, God's gonna be all "HAHA, Fooled you!".

And then there will be an eternity of surprise buttsechs.

[Delias]

When you get to heaven, God's gonna be all "HAHA, Fooled you!".

And then there will be an eternity of surprise buttsechs.

If that's the case, at least I get eternal life out of it.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

WHOA. Like WHOA. I was being one hundred percent serious and when I tell you you said something it means you said it and ALSO if I call you a bitch it means you are a bitch. Now what. NOW WHAT.

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER

Don't make me glass you!

[IorakeWarhammer]

if you both make it to paradise then you get to be together for eternity (you will be with those you love) and Allah will give you amazing bodies and also choices of different appearances so you can have some variety.

[Ryvicke]

if you both make it to paradise then you get to be together for eternity (you will be with those you love) and Allah will give you amazing bodies and also choices of different appearances so you can have some variety.

SRS? I wanna look like Eric Bana.

[Delias]

What happens if I want to look like Mohammed? I mean, would Allah allow an image of him?

[Rinualdo]

http://www.owned.lv/images/x3xef859de90ca901ec91cb24742045a7f0.jpg

[Cephalopod]

I miss diethx.

[Celephais]

Seriously, I saw that and was like WAIT! IS SHE BACK!?!!? Nawp.

[diethx]

<3 you guys too.

[Celephais]

YAY! I just neg repped you the other day for not posting enough (okay I was trying to burn through some rep so I could rep someone). COME BACK!

[NocturnalRob]

I TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

<3 you guys too.

zomg

[diethx]

zomg

Hello my sexy beast.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Hello my sexy beast.

I just left you seizure rep to express my joy!

[diethx]

I just left you seizure rep to express my joy!

:aww:

[Cephalopod]

Hello my sexy beast.

Heated slut-beast, you mean. OH RIGHT, YOU MISSED THAT EPISODE IN PCS HISTORY.

[diethx]

Don't hate. :(

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Now that Nachos mentions it, I totally call Diethx to be a part of my stable of hypno BDSM lactation slaves.

[diethx]

Now that Nachos mentions it, I totally call Diethx to be a part of my stable of hypno BDSM lactation slaves.

I guess it's a good thing I removed my nipple jewelry awhile back.

[4a6c1]

oh fuck yeah. WELCOME BACK.

[Celephais]

Are you back? PLEEEEEASE say you're back. None of that "I'm busy with school and moving and actually being productive with my life" crap.

[diethx]

oh fuck yeah. WELCOME BACK.

I am saddened by your lack of vader-slut avatar!



Are you back? PLEEEEEASE say you're back. None of that "I'm busy with school and moving and actually being productive with my life" crap.

Haha, well I AM busy with school but not really being productive otherwise. :D

[4a6c1]

Is that all it would take to make you stay? BEHOLD MY VADER SLUT.

[diethx]

/beholding

[4a6c1]

A little to the left.

[diethx]

Much better, yay.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Is that all it would take to make you stay? BEHOLD MY VADER SLUT.

My only objection is that her heels could be a few inches taller, for ultimate sluttification

[Gnome Rage]

My only objection is that her heels could be a few inches taller, for ultimate sluttification

http://www.inourcloset.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/testuser5_oct2007_05_louboutin_am031007_g_nyaiwk_0 jaqad1.jpg

JUST a few inches.

[NocturnalRob]

JUST a few inches.
I've got a few inches I'd like to show the owner of those legs. But JUST a few inches.

[Gnome Rage]

Some white chick (http://www.inourcloset.com/blog/designer-goodies/oh-mychristian-leboutin/)

[iJin]

I just got a huge raging clue that diethx is here.



!1

[diethx]

omg I haven't spoken to you in days.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://www.inourcloset.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/testuser5_oct2007_05_louboutin_am031007_g_nyaiwk_0 jaqad1.jpg

JUST a few inches.

Ballet heels!

[Latrinsorm]

This only has to do with the first post.

Heaven is infinite and eternal happiness. Who married who (or how many times) is irrelevant. How much you like sex (or anything else) is irrelevant. You are indescribably happy because God says so - the end. This is the position that coheres with the Christian concept of omnipotence.

This has to do with diethx.

Hi! I will now commence moping because you're definitely going to leave again. WHY GOD, WHY.

[Celephais]

Heaven is infinite and eternal happiness. Who married who (or how many times) is irrelevant. How much you like sex (or anything else) is irrelevant. You are indescribably happy because God says so - the end. This is the position that coheres with the Christian concept of omnipotence.

http://cvirus.foolab.org/wp-content/1.gif
It will be rejected.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Heaven is infinite and eternal happiness. Who married who (or how many times) is irrelevant. How much you like sex (or anything else) is irrelevant. You are indescribably happy because God says so - the end.

Just commentary, but an eternal/infinite existence at an emotional flatline really does not sound good, let alone really awesome, to me. I mean, that sounds like a 'happy' vegetative state and I'd want to be put out of my misery if I was essentially a vegetable, albeit happy, while alive. When dead, the idea that I'd forever be trapped in one single feeling sounds kind of like hell.

Plus, don't a lot of Christians go on about 'life after death' and Jesus being the only path to that? If that's what heaven is like that's not really 'life after death'. Isn't a lot of the fear and such that drives people to believe in an afterlife the fear of losing one's identity, conscious self, etc? That kind of heaven defeats the purpose of turning to God and heaven as a way to avoid losing all that stuff.

[Paradii]

Yeah, I just got off the phone with God and he said you aren't invited anymore, Nikki. Tough break.

[Kainen]

Dammit, no fair. I know I am not going to heaven. (9 outta 10 broken.. if ya know what I mean.) So as far as I am concerned, heaven would be where I would be allowed to watch the eternal torture of the waste of human skin I was foolish enough to marry when I was young and stupid.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Yeah, I just got off the phone with God and he said you aren't invited anymore, Nikki. Tough break.

I had my ticket to hell bought and paid for looooong ago, ha

[Stanley Burrell]

And there is a heaven or after life or whatever. And you get remarried and go to heaven when you die--who do you fuck for an eternity?

Just wondering your opinions.

I think it depends on the fairytale (i.e. religious) significance you glue onto the marriage foundation.

[NocturnalRob]

I think it depends on the fairytale (i.e. religious) significance you glue onto the marriage foundation.

Have you ever considered that it is the glue to some people? IT IS THE GLUE THAT BINDS!!

[crb]

has anyone else left instructions for their spouse on how to liquidate their GS account for cash, should they die?

[diethx]

Hi! I will now commence moping because you're definitely going to leave again. WHY GOD, WHY.

Helllooooo! :D

[Delias]

"heard what your friends all say, that I'm gonna go to hell, they are probably right, I just wanna go to hell my way"

[Latrinsorm]

Just commentary, but an eternal/infinite existence at an emotional flatline really does not sound good, let alone really awesome, to me. I mean, that sounds like a 'happy' vegetative state and I'd want to be put out of my misery if I was essentially a vegetable, albeit happy, while alive. When dead, the idea that I'd forever be trapped in one single feeling sounds kind of like hell. The idea is that this isn't happiness the way we think of or experience happiness, in the same way that God isn't the way we think of or experience God. When we are happy here, some of us have no doubt thought "but am I really happy?", or "this is awesome, but if I were X, then it would be even better" or something to that effect. I know I certainly have, and I would go as far as saying that this kind of continuous, hyper-self-critical introspection is fundamental to who I am. Logically, therefore, the suspension of this process would be an indication that the being in question was not me, which brings me to:
Plus, don't a lot of Christians go on about 'life after death' and Jesus being the only path to that? If that's what heaven is like that's not really 'life after death'. Isn't a lot of the fear and such that drives people to believe in an afterlife the fear of losing one's identity, conscious self, etc? That kind of heaven defeats the purpose of turning to God and heaven as a way to avoid losing all that stuff.The God of Christianity is not bound by logic. He is love, mercy, terror, and mystery, but mostly he is simply power. If I may reiterate a previous point: God says so - the end. I have demonstrated that I would not be me in Heaven, and yet I would be. This is why a lot of Christians go on about humility (and some actually mean it). I don't think this God offers much in terms of escaping from fear, especially when it has been exhaustively demonstrated that he does not save everyone from suffering now.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm not really plagued by questions of 'could I be happier', for the most part I get in the moment and stay there, I'm saying that my emotional existence is made that much better by having different emotions at different strengths at different times. The thrill of plunging over the top of a roller coaster would stop being thrilling if that was all you felt, ever. It would be the flat line. How that could ever be 'different' is beyond me.. but it sounds the same no matter what. Stale, eternal bondage.

Again, the thought of having all of my energy and who I am suspended and trapped in one, single emotional state for all of eternity sounds horrifying to me.

[Cephalopod]

I'll I'm getting from this is that in heaven, god will simultaneously fellate all of us forever.

EDIT: And to catholic priests, it won't feel like god, it will feel like a little boy.

[Warriorbird]

The God of Christianity is a bipolar asshole.

[Clove]

GR, you may as well ask "will there be pizza in heaven".

[Cephalopod]

GR, you may as well ask "will there be pizza in heaven".

Some people will be fellated by god in heaven, and it will feel like pizza. Forever.

[Clove]

I'm not really plagued by questions of 'could I be happier', for the most part I get in the moment and stay there, I'm saying that my emotional existence is made that much better by having different emotions at different strengths at different times. The thrill of plunging over the top of a roller coaster would stop being thrilling if that was all you felt, ever. It would be the flat line. How that could ever be 'different' is beyond me.. but it sounds the same no matter what. Stale, eternal bondage.

Again, the thought of having all of my energy and who I am suspended and trapped in one, single emotional state for all of eternity sounds horrifying to me.I agree. If an afterlife or a heaven exists though, it will be a different world with different rules. I can't imagine being locked in one emotional state for eternity without it being torture... but I don't think I can imagine paradise from where I sit on earth bound by meat and imperfection, either. I don't think we -will- be frozen in one state, I think that there is enough complexity in our good, pure and innocent emotions to keep us content; but I couldn't describe it to you if I tried. I simply trust that the best of this world's experience is not the absolute best- there are better dimensions of experience possible.

[Cephalopod]

...there are better dimensions of experience possible.

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/hellraiser.gif

We have such sights to show you!

[Paradii]

(blah blah blah) earth bound (blah blah blah)

Yesssssssss

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081229151927/earthbound/images/0/04/SaturnValley_Earthbound.png

[4a6c1]

I'm not really plagued by questions of 'could I be happier', for the most part I get in the moment and stay there, I'm saying that my emotional existence is made that much better by having different emotions at different strengths at different times. The thrill of plunging over the top of a roller coaster would stop being thrilling if that was all you felt, ever. It would be the flat line. How that could ever be 'different' is beyond me.. but it sounds the same no matter what. Stale, eternal bondage.


This is really well said, Nikki.

[Gnome Rage]

I can't believe this is still going.

[Latrinsorm]

I'm not really plagued by questions of 'could I be happier',Show-off.
for the most part I get in the moment and stay there, I'm saying that my emotional existence is made that much better by having different emotions at different strengths at different times. The thrill of plunging over the top of a roller coaster would stop being thrilling if that was all you felt, ever. It would be the flat line. How that could ever be 'different' is beyond me.. but it sounds the same no matter what. Stale, eternal bondage.

Again, the thought of having all of my energy and who I am suspended and trapped in one, single emotional state for all of eternity sounds horrifying to me.All these "would be"s are clearly correct, verified by our personal experience, social and biological science, and basic reasoning. Then God says they aren't, and they aren't. Extrapolating from our experiences to God is like counting up from 1 to reach infinity, a person makes literally no progress by doing so.

I hope you see that this is not me trying to convince you that you are wrong - you are clearly not wrong.

[Tisket]

I can't believe this is still going.

Long threads don't mean shit. Just check out some of IW's.

Never underestimate the PC's willingness to talk about nothing in particular. At great length.

[Gnome Rage]

I'm astounded that they're still mostly on topic.

[AnticorRifling]

And there is a heaven or after life or whatever. And you get remarried and go to heaven when you die--who do you fuck for an eternity?

Just wondering your opinions.

If my wife dies first I can assure you the carnage that will be the second coming of Wayne being single will ensure I'm not making it to heaven.

[Paradii]

If my wife dies first I can assure you the carnage that will be the second coming of Wayne being single will ensure I'm not making it to heaven.



Are you asking the PC to make your wife to disappear? I have my truck keys and shovel in hand. OMW!!!!

[AnticorRifling]

I'm not saying yes but I'm also not saying no.

[Paradii]

I am already in my truck. You will awaken to a surprise.

[Delias]

I am already in my truck. You will awaken to a surprise.

If she's hot, offer her a second chance at life as my mistress under an assumed name.

Edited to add: She may actually prefer death.

[Paradii]

If she's hot, offer her a second chance at life as my mistress under an assumed name.

Edited to add: She may actually prefer death.

If she turns down my advances, I'll mention you are interested.

[iJin]

I'm not saying yes but I'm also not saying no.

I would just like to have on record that I am first in line for..you know.. that thing, that's right, that thing.

[Kuyuk]

I would just like to have on record that I am first in line for..you know.. that thing, that's right, that thing.



cemetery sex?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Show-off.All these "would be"s are clearly correct, verified by our personal experience, social and biological science, and basic reasoning. Then God says they aren't, and they aren't. Extrapolating from our experiences to God is like counting up from 1 to reach infinity, a person makes literally no progress by doing so.

I hope you see that this is not me trying to convince you that you are wrong - you are clearly not wrong.

Oh, I know. I guess I just can't wrap my mind around the concept that this sounds good to some people.

[iJin]

cemetery sex?

That's still on my to-do list.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

That's still on my to-do list.

It's meh. The exhibitionism/chance of getting caught is hotter than the fact that you're fucking in a cemetery, but that could be just me.

[AnticorRifling]

It's meh. The exhibitionism/chance of getting caught is hotter than the fact that you're fucking in a cemetery, but that could be just me. Nope that's pretty much it, checked that one off the list a long time ago too.

[Cephalopod]

Cemetery sex doesn't really even have the OOH WE MIGHT GET CAUGHT thrill, as much as some other public spaces. I have not yet found a cemetery that actual has patrolling night guards.

[AnticorRifling]

Oh I was having sex WITH the cemetery. You guys are just sick!

[diethx]

Oh I was having sex WITH the cemetery. You guys are just sick!

Sha-wing!

[Cephalopod]

Oh I was having sex WITH the cemetery. You guys are just sick!

Doesn't that chafe your willy?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qu15clDr-iM/Ss_PTNgoogI/AAAAAAAADZI/uFaNTvy-fc8/s320/sheriff.gif

[Celephais]

Doesn't that chafe your willy?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qu15clDr-iM/Ss_PTNgoogI/AAAAAAAADZI/uFaNTvy-fc8/s320/sheriff.gif

You're thinking cementery sex. Those cinder blocks are just asking for it the way their dressed... with their two holes exposed...

[Cephalopod]

You're thinking cementery sex. Those cinder blocks are just asking for it the way their dressed... with their two holes exposed...

Wait, isn't Anticor a Mason?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/Durka.jpg

[IorakeWarhammer]

Wait, isn't Anticor a Mason?

if so, would explain a LOT!

Good to know.

[Kuyuk]

if I wanted to be an exhibitionist, I probably wouldnt choose a cemetery....

[diethx]

if I wanted to be an exhibitionist, I probably wouldnt choose a cemetery....

You're so vanilla.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

if I wanted to be an exhibitionist, I probably wouldnt choose a cemetery....
Definitely. Good thing no one has said that a cemetery is a good place for exhibitionism.