Deron's sneering contest: several winners of 500k

[IorakeWarhammer]

You recite darkly:

"Winner gets 500k! come to TSC!"

You darkly say, "Okay guys."
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Mischung clasps Jodia's hand tenderly.
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Honorbound sneers at you.
> You recite darkly:

"Round One! Let the sneerin begin!"

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Lady Rupies just arrived.
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You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
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Armak looks considerably more imposing.
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Jodia smiles at Mischung.
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Westmeier stands up.
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Westmeier just went over to an old well.
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Mourngrem sneers.
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You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
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Armak looks considerably more imposing.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Armak smiles at Rupies.
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(Widgit sneers at Deron with such distate that it goes thru him and also affects Foxs)
>sneer
You sneer.
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You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
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Armak looks considerably more imposing.
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Armak says, "Greetings tiny."
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(Sympatica sneers at Deron with her best dwarven swear words, including grunts and snorts and pointing)
>laugh wid
You laugh at Widgit!
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You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
>'wow
Armak looks considerably more imposing.
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You darkly say, "Wow."
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Sairai forages around in a clumsy manner and finds nothing.
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Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's neck looks better.
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You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
>'an early sneer by Widgit!
Armak looks considerably more imposing.
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Rupies hugs Armak, who wraps her in a warm embrace.
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You darkly exclaim, "An early sneer by Widgit!"
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Widgit bows.
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You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
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Armak looks considerably more imposing.
>'Wow sympatica! Cultural sneer!
You darkly exclaim, "Wow sympatica! Cultural sneer!"
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Sympatica softly says, "I did i did."
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You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
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Widgit says, "And a fine sneer it be."
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Armak looks considerably more imposing.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Colynn just arrived.
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Speaking softly to Widgit, Foxs says, "Bbooo, because it didn't effect me."
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Colynn just went northwest.
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You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
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Armak looks considerably more imposing.
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Foxs softly says, "You only wish it did."
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You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
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Armak looks considerably more imposing.
>'I honestly feared Widgit's sneer
You darkly say, "I honestly feared Widgit's sneer."
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Guerand just arrived.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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The appearance of great calm leaves Rbayve as he looks up and glances around.

Rbayve says, "Any healing please."
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Jodia giggles.
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Rupies hugs Armak, who wraps her in a warm embrace.
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Sympatica appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica looks a lot better.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Lady Rupies just went west.
>recite Sneer submissions?! 2 contestants so far
Sympatica appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica looks a lot better.
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You recite darkly:

"Sneer submissions?! 2 contestants so far"

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Foxs loses some awareness.
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You hear the faint thoughts of Cosannie echo in your mind:
[General]: "Need help with your bounty, stop by the tent outside adventure's guild."
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Guerand just went west.
>recite Widgits wins round 1!
You recite darkly:

"Widgits wins round 1!"

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Itheriael's group just arrived.
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Speaking softly to you, Foxs says, "Fine! I'll take your money."
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Sairai begins to forage around when she suddenly grabs her hand as if she stuck it somewhere it doesn't belong.
>think Widgits wins round 1!

You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
[General]: "Widgits wins round 1!"
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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(Mischung sneers at Deron, his face contorting into a wicked visage of a constapated giantkin before breaking out into insane laughter)
>l wid
You see Widgit Minzell the Churchwarden.
He appears to be a Dwarf of the Egrentek Clan.
He is shorter than average and appears to be wizened with age. He has blue-grey eyes and tanned skin. He has waist length, unkempt white hair tied into a loose ponytail with a red bandana. He has a broad nose and a long braided beard.
He has a tattooed symbol of Charl on his neck, and a black witch tattoo on his leg.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a small black leather kit, a floppy pink and fuschia organza hat gaudily festooned with variegated gerber daisies, a crystal amulet, an opaque emerald trident talisman, a driftwood Charl symbol, a celadon-lined ebony brocade chasuble with a deep hood, a silver Brigatta pin, a pewter-bound maoral Adventurer's Guild badge, a delicate ruby red bandana, a high holy symbol, a coral-bound ceramic Adventurer's Guild badge, a gleaming vaalin pin, a golden feather charm, an iron-studded dark leather pack, a silver trim black leather backpack, some brigandine armor, some brushed steel bracers trimmed with dark storm agate, a wiregrass bracelet, a plain gold ring, a small platinum widget, a delicate chain link belt, a braided leather belt, a large mithril mesh sack, a red canvas daisy-patterned bag, some wildly colorful trousers, a brass-studded black canvas ankle-sheath, and some striped skunk hide boots.
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Guerand just arrived.
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Grimord just went east.
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The bright luminescence fades from around Deleyli.
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Speaking softly to you, Foxs says, "You have to wait for all the people."
>'eek?!
You darkly exclaim, "Eek?!"
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Sairai forages briefly and manages to find an ayana root!
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The glowing specks of energy surrounding Deleyli suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
>cower mis
Jodia laughs!
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You cower away from Mischung.
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Guerand just went southwest.
>cower mis
You cower away from Mischung.
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Guerand just arrived.
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Speaking softly to you, Foxs says, "You have more then two sneerer."
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Sairai put an ayana root in her ivory white pack.
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(Sympatica sneers at Deron with all her bloody might as with frothy swear words, grunts and screams as she almost dies from bleeding wounds)
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Sairai makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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In one blurring motion, Guerand snatches a silver-hilted imflass claidhmore from his scabbard, brandishing it for all to see.
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Sairai gestures.
Sairai appears to be keenly aware of her surroundings.
>'I actually feared that sneer and didn't expect it
You darkly say, "I actually feared that sneer and didn't expect it."
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Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's chest looks better.
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Sairai recites a series of mystical phrases while raising her hands...
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Sairai gestures.
Sairai begins moving faster than you thought possible.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's back looks better.
>recite who will be the sneeriest!
You recite darkly:

"Who will be the sneeriest!"

[IorakeWarhammer]

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Deleyli seems a bit less imposing.
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Great Lord Erlang just arrived.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Jodia agrees with you.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Demietria folds her arms over her chest.
>cower sym
You cower away from Sympatica.
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Grimord just arrived.
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Erlang stretches.
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Kaedra just arrived.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Kaedra just went southwest.
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Guerand raises an eyebrow in Mischung's direction.
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(Widgit sneers at Foxs, but her cold demeanor causes it to bounce off and hit Deron in the arse)
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Mischung recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Mischung gestures at Guerand.
Guerand looks considerably more imposing.
>'consistent.. unadulterated sneerfest!
You darkly exclaim, "Consistent.. unadulterated sneerfest!"
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The Godring disk arrives in the room, shivering violently. It then disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
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Mischung recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Mischung gestures at Guerand.
Guerand looks considerably more imposing.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Colynn just arrived.
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Mischung recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Mischung gestures at Guerand.
Guerand looks considerably more imposing.
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Colynn just went southwest.
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Gyir's group just arrived.
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Gyir's group just went east.
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Widgit nods to Foxs.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Mischung recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Mischung gestures at Guerand.
Guerand looks considerably more imposing.
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Mischung recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Mischung gestures at Guerand.
Guerand looks considerably more imposing.
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Grimord just went northwest.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Mischung recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Mischung gestures at Guerand.
Guerand looks considerably more imposing.
>think strong showing by Mischeung and Sympatica
Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
[General]: "Strong showing by Mischeung and Sympatica."
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Itheriael kneels down and begins to meditate.
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Guerand nods to Mischung.
>'Okay guys!!
Demietria shakes her head.
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You darkly exclaim, "Okay guys!!"
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Great Lord Erlang just went southwest.
>'round one is over!
Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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You darkly exclaim, "Round one is over!"
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Kegla nods to Titum.
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The appearance of great calm leaves Itheriael as he looks up and glances around.

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Kegla meditates over Titum.
Kegla takes Titum's right leg damage.
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Guerand just went southwest.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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The dull golden nimbus fades from around Widgit.
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Kegla meditates over Titum.
Kegla takes all of Titum's blood loss.
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Widgit fidgets.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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(Sympatica sneers at Deron with screams of pain and gurgling as blood engulfs her as she uses all her energy to sneer at Deron)
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Great Lord Erlang just arrived.
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Kegla meditates over Titum.
Nothing happens.
>'Widgit wins round 1 ! Honorable mention to the 4 contestants
You darkly say, "Widgit wins round 1 ! Honorable mention to the 4 contestants."
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You hear the faint thoughts of Mourngrem echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "Any wizards sellin' spells?"
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Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's right arm looks better.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Rbayve asks, "Whens round two?"
>cower sym
Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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You cower away from Sympatica.
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Mourngrem just went northwest.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Sympatica begins pouting.
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Jodia giggles at Sympatica.
>recite Round 2 begins now Go!
You recite darkly:

"Round 2 begins now Go!"

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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Widgit stands up.
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Rhale just arrived.
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Rhale rubs his crystal amulet.
Rhale gets an odd look on his face.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Widgit struts about.
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Sympatica softly says, "I wanna win."
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Gruxx's group just arrived.
>'Sneer away!
You darkly exclaim, "Sneer away!"
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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You hear a shout in the distance, "Have you heard? The folks from Onoir and Willow Hall are here to help with completing Guild Bounties. Stop in the tent just outside the Adventurer's Guild. Better hurry, they are helping right now!"

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Rhale asks, "Whats the competetion tonight?"
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Rhale sneers at you.
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Sairai forages briefly and manages to find an ayana root!
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Sairai put an ayana root in her ivory white pack.
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Sairai makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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Sairai gestures.
Sairai appears to be keenly aware of her surroundings.
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Sairai returns to normal speed.
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Sairai recites a series of mystical phrases while raising her hands...
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The dim aura fades from around Rbayve.
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Sairai gestures.
Sairai begins moving faster than you thought possible.
>'500k
You darkly say, "500k."
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
>'Best sneer
You darkly say, "Best sneer."
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Sairai forages around in a clumsy manner and finds nothing.
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Speaking softly in Faendryl to Foxs, Demietria says something you don't understand.
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Kaeldorien seems to lose some internal strength.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Tydarin traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
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Demietria smirks.
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Kaeldorien strides away moving northeast.
>'Sympatica has taken an early lead in round 2
You darkly say, "Sympatica has taken an early lead in round 2."
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(Sympatica seer at Deron wtih fits of empathic rage and healing powers unlike any other sneer)
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Tydarin gestures at Gruxx.
A dim aura surrounds Gruxx.
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Rbayve says, "Not giving a turnup farmer 5 coins to get in icemule gate."
>'other submissions?!
You darkly exclaim, "Other submissions?!"
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Essei just arrived.

[IorakeWarhammer]

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Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's right leg looks better.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Tydarin gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
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Tydarin gestures at Gruxx.
Gruxx suddenly looks more powerful.
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(Widgit takes a moment to pull his upper lip over his nose, his lower lip below his jaw and sneer at Deron with the ugliest scariest face you've ever seen!)
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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(Rhale looks completely foolish by contorting his face in 5 different directions at Deron, none of them really making any sense)
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Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's right leg looks better.
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Tydarin just went east.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
>fall
You fall over. Clumsy oaf!
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
>'wow
You darkly say, "Wow."
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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High Lord Ashee's group just arrived.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Widgit roars at you!
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
>'Widgit with a legendary..
You darkly say, "Widgit with a legendary.."
>cough
You cough.
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Jodia laughs!
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Alarek just arrived.
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Alarek just went east.
>'legendary sneer
You darkly say, "Legendary sneer."
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
>stand
You struggle, but fail to stand.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
>'ugh pull me you infidels!
You darkly exclaim, "Ugh pull me you infidels!"
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
>squeal
...wait 5 seconds.
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Westmeier just arrived.
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Westmeier just went northwest.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
>squeal
...wait 2 seconds.
>squeal
You squeal.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
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(Widgit pulls his lip down from over his nose, it was briefly stuck)
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Sairai forages around in a clumsy manner and finds nothing.
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Quietrroar just arrived.
>stand
You struggle, but fail to stand.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
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(Rhale pulls his lip over his head to sneer at Deron, instead he accidentally swallows and kills himself)
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(Mischung sneers at Deron, once more twisting his face cruely, now resmbling a gnome whos handed two bolts and no gears)
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Davean nods to Ashee.
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Quietrroar kneels down.
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Widgit says, "Oww."
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Sairai forages around in a clumsy manner and finds nothing.
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
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(Sympatica sneers at Deron with roaring sneers, unintelligiable swear words, grunts and facial grimaces)
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Ashee nods.
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(Rhale drops dead at your feet)
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Rhale falls over.
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Sairai forages around in a clumsy manner and finds nothing.
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Great Lady Cylnthia just arrived.
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Kegla nods to Rhale.
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Cylnthia picks up some wolifrew lichen.
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Kegla meditates over Rhale.
Nothing happens.
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
>'wow
You darkly say, "Wow."
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Cylnthia takes a bite of her wolifrew lichen.
Cylnthia makes a horrible face!
Cylnthia's twitching subsides.
>'amazin sneers
You darkly say, "Amazin sneers."
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's right hand looks better.
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Essei just went southwest.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Essei just arrived.
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Cylnthia put some wolifrew lichen in an herbal remedy donation bin.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's left hand looks better.
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Berrigan just arrived.
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A cloaked figure arrives.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Berrigan just went west.
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Quietrroar rubs his crystal amulet.
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Sairai returns to normal speed.
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Cylnthia removes some torban leaf from on some stone benches.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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A cloaked figure leaves.
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Cylnthia takes a bite of her torban leaf.
Cylnthia makes a horrible face!
Cylnthia's twitching subsides.
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The appearance of great calm leaves Tetus as he looks up and glances around.

Tetus stands up.
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Lord Tetus strides away moving northeast.
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Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Great Lady Cylnthia just went northeast.
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* Lucarin just bit the dust!
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Akirai just arrived.
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Akirai sits down.
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Speaking softly to you, Foxs says, "Let me know when you want the champion to sneer."
>recite Round 2 goes to Mischeung and Sympatica ! 2 way tie
Sairai forages around briefly but doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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You recite darkly:

"Round 2 goes to Mischeung and Sympatica ! 2 way tie"

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Itheriael faces Titum, closes his eyes and begins chanting. Suddenly, a small bolt of energy arcs between them!

Itheriael opens his eyes, looking slightly drained.
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Rbayve says, "Any healing please."
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Karmiqua just arrived.
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(Widgit sneers in such a way that dark clouds instantly cover the moon out of fear of evil coming soon)
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Titum makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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Sairai forages briefly and manages to find an ayana root!
>laugh wid
Speaking softly to you, Foxs says, "Watch how all in the Sqaure will guard themselves."
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You laugh at Widgit!
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Jodia lets out a cheer!
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Quietrroar yawns.
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Kegla nods to Rbayve.
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Erlang hugs Karmiqua, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
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Kegla meditates over Rbayve.
Kegla takes Rbayve's right leg damage.
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Speaking softly in Faendryl to Foxs, Demietria asks something you don't understand.
>'Classic!
You darkly exclaim, "Classic!"
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Kegla meditates over Rbayve.
Kegla takes Rbayve's left hand damage.
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Rbayve just handed Kegla some coins.
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Sairai put an ayana root in her ivory white pack.
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Kegla meditates over Rbayve.
Nothing happens.
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Sairai makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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Sairai gestures.
Sairai appears to be keenly aware of her surroundings.
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Karmiqua nods to you in greeting.
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(Sympatica sneers at Deron with a rabid rage of pain from injuries beyond any imaginable survival)
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Sairai recites a series of mystical phrases while raising her hands...
>recite Round 3 begins! Sneer away!
You recite darkly:

"Round 3 begins! Sneer away!"

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Sairai gestures.
Sairai begins moving faster than you thought possible.
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Speaking softly to Demietria, Foxs says, "Not just yet."
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You see Sairai foraging around, but she doesn't seem to find anything useful.
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Sairai stands up.
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Lady Sairai just went over to an old well.
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Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's right eye looks better.
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Lord Tetus just strode in.
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Honorbound rubs his crystal amulet.
Honorbound gets an odd look on his face.
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Karmiqua sneers at you.
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Speaking in Faendryl, Demietria softly says something you don't understand.
>

[IorakeWarhammer]

Lord Tetus strides away moving northeast.
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Erlang chuckles.
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Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's left arm looks better.
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Kegla begins to do her best to bandage her wounded right leg.
>'I totally fear these sneers
You darkly say, "I totally fear these sneers."
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Speaking in Faendryl, Demietria softly says something you don't understand.
>'oh my gosh
You darkly say, "Oh my gosh."
>'Karmiqua sneaks a sneer!
You darkly exclaim, "Karmiqua sneaks a sneer!"
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Erlang meditates over Kegla.
Erlang takes Kegla's right leg damage.
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Speaking softly to Demietria, Foxs says, "I want this 500 grand."
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Erlang murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Erlang gestures.
Erlang's right leg looks better.
>l
[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded from the moonlight by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see the Davean disk, some manna bread, a downtrodden will-o-wisp spirit that is flying around, the Jodia disk, a rose-marrow potion, an orris root, a short sword, a large acorn, some manna bread, an herbal remedy donation bin and some stone benches with some stuff on it.
Also here: Lady Karmiqua, Akirai who is sitting, Essei, Quietrroar who is kneeling, High Lord Davean, High Lord Ashee, Gruxx, Rhale who is lying down, Great Lord Erlang, Kegla, Titum, Itheriael who is kneeling, Lord Armak who is sitting, Aavuri who is kneeling, Demietria, Lady Foxs, Great Lady Deleyli who is sitting, Journeyman Rbayve who is kneeling, Mischung who is sitting, Widgit, Jodia who is sitting, Honorbound who is sitting, Neari who is sitting, Great Lady Sympatica who is lying down
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
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Erlang murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Erlang gestures.
Erlang's right leg looks better.
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(Widgit sneers at the other contestants causing them to release stomach gas and fall to the ground trembling)
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Lesaemin just arrived.
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Erlang murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Erlang gestures.
Erlang's right leg looks better.
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Mikoguchi just arrived.
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Mikoguchi just went west.
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(Karmiqua glances at Deron in a flirting manner, sneering playfully while catching his eye and blowing kisses.)
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
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Lord Tetus just strode in.
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An errant gust of wind swirls through the square, stirring up dust and rattling the branches of the oak tree. Small twigs, a smattering of leaves, and a lone acorn are shaken loose. The nutty projectile drops directly on Titum's head, bounces off, and tumbles to the ground.
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Widgit throws his head back and howls!
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Mikoguchi just arrived.
>
(Rhale jumps up into an amazing sneering pose from being dead at your feet, defying all belief. His face twists, his eyes bleed, his teeth begin to tear his lips his snear is help so tight)
>
Mikoguchi just went northeast.
>
Tetus kneels down and begins to meditate.
>
Davean nods to Ashee.
>
Lesaemin rummages around in his pockets.
>
Ashee nods.
>
Speaking softly to Demietria, Foxs says, "Know how many diamonds I can buy with that kinda silvers."
>
Lesaemin just opened a bone-clasped forest green backpack.
>
Jodia leans softly against Mischung.
>
Gyir's group just arrived.
>
Rhale stands up.
>
Gyir's group just went west.
>'kay Karmiqua we will save those sneers for after the contest
You darkly say, "Kay Karmiqua we will save those sneers for after the contest."
>
Lesaemin removes a scratched fel coffer from in his forest green backpack.
>wink karm
You wink at Karmiqua.
>
Speaking softly in Faendryl to Foxs, Demietria says something you don't understand.
>
Lesaemin just marched off to the northwest.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of Cosannie echo in your mind:
[General]: "Need help with bounties? need spells? need healing? stop on by the tent outside adventure's guild on north ring road."
>
Karmiqua laughs at you!
>
Rhale sneers at you.
>
Deleyli raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
Deleyli gestures.
Lurid orange light gleams in Deleyli's eyes.
>
(Mischung sneers at Deron, this time his face contorting to resemble confounded dwarve whos bead has been shorn)
>
Deleyli raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
Deleyli gestures.
A pearlescent emanation extends outward to encompass Deleyli and those nearby.
>'Someone pull me@
Rbayve rubs his crystal amulet.
Rbayve gets an odd look on his face.
>
You darkly say, "Someone pull me@."
>
(Sympatica sneers at Deron wtih screams of dwarven swear words and facial extortions never seen in an empath afore)
>
Karmiqua whispers, "Do I still win?"
>
Rbayve stands up.
>
Deleyli traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Deleyli gestures.
>'Widgit winning!
Karmiqua pulls you to your feet.
>
You darkly exclaim, "Widgit winning!"
>
Deleyli raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
Deleyli gestures.
A sphere of pure white light appears above you.
A wispy tendril of pure magic reaches out to encircle Deleyli and those nearby.
>
Karmiqua winks at you.
>
Rhale pulls you closer.
>
Davean nods.
>
Westmeier just arrived.
>
Westmeier sits down.
>
Rbayve says, "I must not be a good sneerer."
>'Widgit seems to be winning!
You darkly exclaim, "Widgit seems to be winning!"
>
Karmiqua giggles at Rhale.
>
Rhale falls over.
>
Ashee fidgets with a gold and brass ring.
>
High Lord Ashee's group just went northwest.
>
Deleyli gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Dasavjin just arrived.
>
Dasavjin just went over to an old well.
>
Deleyli gestures into the air.
Deleyli momentarily gets a faroff look in her eyes, and then returns to normal.
>
Journeyman Rbayve just went northwest.
>
Foxs raises an eyebrow.
>'Who can pull out a final, momentous sneer!
You darkly exclaim, "Who can pull out a final, momentous sneer!"
>
Deleyli leans on Mischung.
>
Lady Foxs's group just went northwest.
>l
[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded from the moonlight by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see a large acorn, the Tetus disk, some manna bread, a downtrodden will-o-wisp spirit that is flying around, the Jodia disk, a rose-marrow potion, an orris root, a short sword, a large acorn, some manna bread, an herbal remedy donation bin and some stone benches with some stuff on it.
Also here: Westmeier who is sitting, Lord Tetus who is kneeling, Lady Karmiqua, Akirai who is sitting, Essei, Quietrroar who is kneeling, Gruxx, Rhale who is lying down, Great Lord Erlang, Kegla, Titum, Itheriael who is kneeling, Lord Armak who is sitting, Aavuri who is kneeling, Great Lady Deleyli who is sitting, Mischung who is sitting, Widgit, Jodia who is sitting, Honorbound who is sitting, Neari who is sitting, Great Lady Sympatica who is lying down
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
>
Sympatica softly says, "I am doing my best."
>
Erlang murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Erlang gestures.
Erlang's right leg looks better.
>
Sympatica softly says, "I guess i should give up."
>
(Rhale closes his eyes, preparing. )
>'one more!
You darkly exclaim, "One more!"
>
Reux just arrived.
>
A young dwarven child arrives, following Reux.
>
Reux just went northeast.
>
A young dwarven child just went northeast.
>
Itheriael begins to meditate on his lot in life.
>
(Widgit sneers at Mischung causing sire of the KerPow to become sire of the bumpity bump)
>
Katthy just arrived.
>
High Lord Baelog just arrived.
>
Katthy sits down.
>
Karmiqua smiles at you.
>
Essei makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Karmiqua whispers, "Hi."
>laugh
Essei gestures.
>
You laugh out loud!
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
>
Widgit roars at Mischung!
>
Jodia giggles.
>
Barundar just arrived.
>whis kar hey
You quietly whisper to Karmiqua, "Hey."
>
Barundar asks, "Little healing available?"
>recite we have a winner!
You recite darkly:

"We have a winner!"

>
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Aavuri.
>
Mischung softly says, "Ohhh."
>
Lady Foxs's group just arrived.
>
Mischung softly says, "Ohhh."
>
Jodia nods to Barundar.
>
Kegla nods to Barundar.
>
The appearance of great calm leaves Itheriael as he looks up and glances around.

>
Karmiqua nods to Barundar.
>
Kegla meditates over Barundar.
Kegla takes Barundar's left leg damage.
>
Mischung softly says, "Wait."
>
Kaedra just arrived.
>think we have a winner!

You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
[General]: "We have a winner!"
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Speaking in Faendryl, Demietria softly says something you don't understand.
>
Kaedra just went northwest.
>
Kegla meditates over Barundar.
Kegla takes Barundar's left hand damage.
>
Karmiqua leans softly against you.
>
(Rhale finally he bursts out into a sneer to end all sneers. His mouth twists, his cheeckbones bearly pop through the skin.)
>
(Widgit sneers at everyone not in the contest out of total distain for their souls!)
>'wait?!
You darkly exclaim, "Wait?!"
>
Baelog taps Mischung lightly on his shoulder.
>
Speaking softly to you, Karmiqua asks, "Me?"
>
Kegla says, "Sorry."
>

You hear the faint thoughts of Rbayve echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "Buying 5 zombie scalps need to be fair quality."
>
Jodia glances at Kegla.
>
Kaedra just arrived.
>
Karmiqua winks at you.
>
Kaedra just went northwest.
>
Kegla says, "Get him."
>'Another sneer?!
You darkly exclaim, "Another sneer?!"
>
Barundar just handed Kegla some coins.
>
Journeyman Rbayve just arrived.
>
Seban comes out of hiding.
Seban falls over.
>
Speaking softly to Demietria, Foxs asks, "How do you know that?"
>
Rbayve kneels down and begins to meditate.
>
Speaking in Faendryl, Demietria softly says something you don't understand.
>
Kaedra's group just arrived.
>
A gloomy mountain spirit floats in, following Kaedra.
>
The appearance of great calm leaves Rbayve as he looks up and glances around.


You hear the faint thoughts of Rbayve echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "Hiring a skinner."
>
Deleyli just left.
>
Lucarin chuckles.
>
Barundar says, "Thanks."
>
Rbayve begins to meditate on his lot in life.
>
Speaking in Faendryl, Demietria softly says something you don't understand.
>'Widgit is knockin it out of the park every sneer
You darkly say, "Widgit is knockin it out of the park every sneer."
>
Kaedra traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
>
Kaedra gestures at Lucarin.
A dim aura surrounds Lucarin.
>
Seban tucks his chin towards his chest and falls to the ground in an elegant roll. He tumbles smoothly and springs to his feet, ready for action!
>
Kegla just handed Jodia some coins.
>
(Sympatica sneers at Deron with firing torts, facial grimaces and screams of rage knowing that Deron is not hearing my sneers clearly)
>'its unruly

[IorakeWarhammer]

You darkly say, "Its unruly."
>
Essei just went southwest.
>
(Mischung sneers like all the women in TSC when they find out Mischung just gave his last brownie to jodia)
>
Seban just went southwest.
>
Kaedra gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Kaedra gestures at Lucarin.
Lucarin suddenly looks more powerful.
>
(Demietria taps her temple)
>
Alarek just arrived.
>
Lucarin takes a bite of his garlic-stuffed bread.
>
Alarek just went northwest.
>
Lucarin takes a bite of his garlic-stuffed bread.
>
Lucarin takes a bite of his garlic-stuffed bread.
>
Lucarin takes a bite of his garlic-stuffed bread.
>
Erlang chuckles.
>
Kaedra gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Mischung offers Jodia a gooey oversized fudge brownie.
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
>
Seban just arrived.
>w
[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its lamplit lanes abuzz with traders and vendors hawking their wares at any hour of the day or night. Groups of citizens, discussing the day's events or preparing for nighttime hunts, gather around the doors of the merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square.
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
Alarek just arrived.
>go ban
Alarek just went east.
>
[First Elanith Bank, Lobby]
An ancient gnoll keeps a watchful, though nervous, eye over the people visiting Wehnimer's Landing's main bank, the First Elanith Secure Stronghold. Large, dirty windows allow little air to disturb the layers of dust on the threadbare carpet. The few flickering candles around the room add virtually no light. A broken gate from a teller's window sits in the corner. You also see a low arch.
Obvious exits: out
>go ar
Cuervito just arrived.
>
Cuervito just went through a low arch.
>
[First Elanith Bank, Teller]
Most of the teller windows that line this room are missing the gates and gratings that once secured them. Impatient clients stand at one of the two intact windows, waiting to get the attention of the tellers on the other side. You also see a large sign and a low arch.
Also here: Cuervito
Obvious exits: none
>
Maethor just came through a low arch.
>withdraw 1000000 coins
The teller carefully records the transaction, and then hands you 1000000 silvers.
>
Maethor just went through a low arch.
>go ar
[First Elanith Bank, Lobby]
An ancient gnoll keeps a watchful, though nervous, eye over the people visiting Wehnimer's Landing's main bank, the First Elanith Secure Stronghold. Large, dirty windows allow little air to disturb the layers of dust on the threadbare carpet. The few flickering candles around the room add virtually no light. A broken gate from a teller's window sits in the corner. You also see a low arch.
Obvious exits: out
>out
>e
[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its lamplit lanes abuzz with traders and vendors hawking their wares at any hour of the day or night. Groups of citizens, discussing the day's events or preparing for nighttime hunts, gather around the doors of the merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square.
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded from the moonlight by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see the Seban disk, the Kaedra disk, a gloomy mountain spirit that is flying around, the translucent Barundar disk, the Baelog disk, a large acorn, the Tetus disk, some manna bread, the Jodia disk, a rose-marrow potion, an orris root, a short sword, a large acorn, some manna bread, an herbal remedy donation bin and some stone benches with some stuff on it.
Also here: Seban who is sitting, Lucarin, Kaedra, Journeyman Rbayve who is kneeling, Demietria, Lady Foxs, Barundar, High Lord Baelog, Katthy who is sitting, Westmeier who is sitting, Lord Tetus who is kneeling, Lady Karmiqua, Akirai who is sitting, Quietrroar who is kneeling, Gruxx, Rhale who is lying down, Great Lord Erlang, Kegla, Titum, Itheriael who is kneeling, Lord Armak who is sitting, Aavuri who is kneeling, Mischung who is sitting, Widgit, Jodia who is sitting, Honorbound who is sitting, Neari who is sitting, Great Lady Sympatica who is lying down
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
>
Kaedra gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Kaedra gestures at Lucarin.
A deep blue glow surrounds Lucarin.
>
Jodia just handed Kegla some coins.
>
Karmiqua glances at you and raises her hand.
>
Kaedra gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Kaedra gestures at Lucarin.
A deep blue glow surrounds Lucarin.
>think on merch triple winners!

You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "Triple winners!"
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Jodia looks over at Kegla and shakes her head.
>
Kaedra gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Kaedra gestures at Lucarin.
A light blue glow surrounds Lucarin.
>
Barundar just went west.
>
Jodia smiles.
>recite 3 Winners!
You recite darkly:

"3 Winners!"

>
(Widgit sneers at Kaedra then remembers his manners and bows politely while apologizing profusely)
>
Mischung just closed an enruned hoarbeam candy box with MG monogrammed in onyx on the lid.
>
Kaedra gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Kaedra gestures at Lucarin.
A light blue glow surrounds Lucarin.
>
High Lord Strydyr just arrived.
>
Karmiqua blinks.
>
Kaedra gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Kaedra gestures at Lucarin.
A light blue glow surrounds Lucarin.
>
Speaking in Faendryl, Demietria softly says something you don't understand.
>recite 3 winners!
You recite darkly:

"3 winners!"

>
A white glow rushes away from Tetus.
>
(Sympatica sneers at Deron like a drunken Pauper who lost at drunken darts, swearing and swinging their arms wildly)
>
Demietria shrugs.
>
Widgit fidgets.
>
Grimord just arrived.
>
The appearance of great calm leaves Rbayve as he looks up and glances around.

>
Lady Foxs's group just went northwest.
>
Mischung put an enruned hoarbeam candy box with MG monogrammed in onyx on the lid in his sylvan-crafted backsack.
>
Leahya just arrived.
>
Widgit bows to Kaedra.
>
Kaedra looks thoughtfully at Widgit.
>yell 3 winners of the contest!
You belt out, "3 winners of the contest!"
>
Leahya just went west.
>
Erlang yawns.
>
Speaking softly to you, Karmiqua asks, "Who?"
>
Erlang rubs his green eyes.
>
Jodia accepts Mischung's oversized fudge brownie.
>
Rhale asks, "Who won?"
>
Karmiqua hugs Erlang, who wraps her in a warm embrace.
>
Speaking to Kaedra, Widgit says, "Ah tryin ta wins."
>
Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's left leg looks better.
>
Erlang beams!
>
Jodia says, "Oooo."
>
Erlang hugs Karmiqua, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
>
Widgit fidgets.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>'Mischung, Widgit and Sympatica!
Armak gestures.
A light blue glow surrounds Armak.
>
You darkly exclaim, "Mischung, Widgit and Sympatica!"
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
A light blue glow surrounds Armak.
>
Rhale snaps his fingers.
>'They have all won 500k!
You darkly exclaim, "They have all won 500k!"
>
Widgit turns to Sympatica and cheers!
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
A light blue glow surrounds Armak.
>
Speaking to Widgit, Kaedra says, "It looks like you're having fun."
>
Karmiqua pouts at you!
>
Sympatica softly says, "I'd clap i have no arms."
>give symp 500000 coins
You give Sympatica 500000 coins.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
A light blue glow surrounds Armak.
>
Speaking to Mischung, Jodia says, "Yummy, thank you."
>
Widgit giggles.
>give wid 500000 coins
You give Widgit 500000 coins.
>
Widgit nods to Kaedra.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
A light blue glow surrounds Armak.
>
Sympatica softly says, "Thank you Deron."
>
Kaedra says, "Good luck."
>
Widgit blinks.
>
Widgit exclaims, "Wow!"
>give misch 500000 coins
You give Mischung 500000 coins.
>
Mischung winks at Jodia.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
A light blue glow surrounds Armak.
>
Titum makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Kaedra rummages around in her pockets.
>
Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's left hand looks better.
>'Winners!
Jodia takes a bite of her oversized fudge brownie.
>
Widgit throws his head back and howls!
>
You darkly exclaim, "Winners!"
>
Seban stands up.
>
Seban just went northwest.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
A light blue glow surrounds Armak.
>
Karmiqua whispers, "Mayhaps I will marry you..."
>
Mischung softly says, "Ohh good lords."
>
Karmiqua laughs at you!
>yell winners!
You belt out, "Winners!"
>
Sympatica rummages around in her pockets.
>
Xanith just arrived.
>
Widgit sneers at you.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
A light blue glow surrounds Armak.
>
Xanith asks, "Healer please?"
>
Rbayve asks, "Anyone want a skinning job?"
>
Kegla murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Kegla gestures.
Kegla's left hand looks better.
>grin karm
You grin at Karmiqua.
>
Sympatica softly says, "Thanks again."
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
A light blue glow surrounds Armak.
>
Kaedra checks her equipment, adjusting and rearranging her gear.
>
Widgit turns to Mischung and cheers!
>
Mischung softly says, "You couldnt ahve waited till i stood up."
>
Widgit turns to Sympatica and cheers!
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
A light blue glow surrounds Armak.
>
Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's left leg looks better.
>
Kaedra just went west.
>
Erlang nods to Xanith.
>
A gloomy mountain spirit hurriedly flits out of sight.
>
Agec just arrived.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Armak.
>
Sympatica turns to Widgit and cheers!
>
Erlang meditates over Xanith.
Erlang takes Xanith's abdomen damage.
>
Mischung chuckles.
>
The appearance of great calm leaves Aavuri as he looks up and glances around.

Aavuri murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Agec sits down.
>
Armak gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Armak.
>
Xanith removes a small statue from in his warlord's warcloak.
>
Rhale stands up.
>
Aavuri gestures at Mischung.
Mischung springs upright with amazing agility!
>
Erlang meditates over Xanith.
Erlang takes Xanith's left arm damage.
>
Honorbound stands up.
>
Strydyr looks momentarily uneasy, but quickly recovers.
>
Lady Sairai just arrived.
>
Lady Sairai just went west.
>
Kegla murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Erlang meditates over Xanith.
Erlang takes Xanith's left hand damage.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Kegla gestures.
Kegla's left leg looks better.
>
Armak gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Armak.
>
Rhale just went west.
>
Xanith offers Erlang a small statue.
>
Widgit nods to Aavuri.
>
Erlang meditates over Xanith.
Nothing happens.
>
Speaking in Guildspeak, Sympatica softly asks something you don't understand.
>
Rhale just arrived.
>
Erlang meditates over Xanith.
Erlang takes Xanith's neck damage.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Widgit bows to you.
>
Mischung softly says, "Thanks."
>

[IorakeWarhammer]

Armak gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Armak.
>
Rhale just went northwest.
>
Erlang meditates over Xanith.
Erlang takes Xanith's back damage.
>
Mischung just went west.
>
Kegla murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Jodia nods.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Karmiqua nods to Sympatica.
>
Armak gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Armak.
>
Kegla gestures.
Kegla's left hand looks better.
>
Erlang meditates over Xanith.
Erlang takes Xanith's right eye damage.
>
Erlang meditates over Xanith.
Erlang takes all of Xanith's blood loss.
>
Honorbound rummages around in his pockets.
>
Mischung just arrived.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Armak.
>
Mischung sits down.
>
Erlang accepts Xanith's small statue.
>
Erlang smiles.
>
Erlang bows to Xanith.
>
Exkakra just arrived.
>
Erlang appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Erlang concentrates.
Erlang looks a lot better.
>
Kegla murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Baelog taps Mischung lightly on his shoulder.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Honorbound just went west.
>
Kegla gestures.
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's head damage.
>
Armak gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Armak.
>
Widgit says, "It was an honor to sneer tonight, a dwarvin skill."
>
Baelog taps Mischung lightly on his shoulder.
>
Dreamlock suddenly fades into view.
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's neck damage.
>
Xanith bows.
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's chest damage.
>
Erlang murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Erlang gestures.
Erlang's abdomen looks better.
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's abdomen damage.
>
High Lord Strydyr just went northeast.
>
Dreamlock clasps Armak's hand tenderly.
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's left arm damage.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Armak.
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's left hand damage.
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's left eye damage.
>
Sympatica softly says, "I almost died sneerin."
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's right eye damage.
>
Erlang murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Exkakra appears to be checking his pockets for something, but finds them empty.
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's back damage.
>
Erlang gestures.
Erlang's abdomen looks better.
>
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Armak gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Armak.
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's right hand damage.
>
Jodia takes a bite of her oversized fudge brownie.
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's right arm damage.
>
Widgit just went west.
>
Xanith just went northwest.
>
Erlang murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's right leg damage.
>
Exkakra just went west.
>
Erlang gestures.
Erlang's back looks better.
>think Okay the weekly sneering contest has come to an end. We had 3 winners this week, each have won 500k coins. The winners were Widgit, Mischung and Sympatica! Each have won 500k!?
Armak gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>

You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
[General]: "Okay the weekly sneering contest has come to an end. We had 3 winners this week, each have won 500k coins. The winners were Widgit, Mischung and Sympatica! Each have won 500k!?"
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Armak gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Armak.
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes Sympatica's left leg damage.
>
Sympatica hugs Karmiqua, who wraps her in a warm embrace.
>
High Lord Baelog just went over to an old well.
>
Karmiqua meditates over Sympatica.
Karmiqua takes all of Sympatica's blood loss.
>
Erlang murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Erlang gestures.
Erlang's right eye looks better.
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>bow
You bow.
>
Armak gestures.
A whirl of spiritual energy streaks down from above, creating a dully illuminated mantle around Armak's form.
>
High Lord Baelog just arrived.
>
Karmiqua murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Karmiqua concentrates.
Karmiqua's abdomen looks better.
>
Rbayve stands up.
>
Erlang murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Dreamlock says, "Oh I missed the snearing? bummer."
>
Sympatica meditates over Karmiqua.
Sympatica takes Karmiqua's head damage.
>
Erlang gestures.
Erlang's neck looks better.
>'Good sneerin
Journeyman Rbayve just went northwest.
>
Sympatica meditates over Karmiqua.
Sympatica takes Karmiqua's neck damage.
>
You darkly say, "Good sneerin."
>
Sympatica meditates over Karmiqua.
Sympatica takes Karmiqua's chest damage.
>
Sympatica meditates over Karmiqua.
Sympatica takes Karmiqua's right arm damage.
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of Balantine echo in your mind:
[General]: "Those wishing help with Adventurer's Guild bounties, come to the tent on North Ring road just outside the Guild building!"
>
Sympatica meditates over Karmiqua.
Sympatica takes Karmiqua's back damage.
>
Sympatica meditates over Karmiqua.
Sympatica takes Karmiqua's right eye damage.
>
High Lord Strydyr just arrived.
>
Erlang murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
High Lord Strydyr just went northeast.
>
Erlang gestures.
Erlang's left arm looks better.
>
Titum traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
>'Honorable mention to Widgit
You darkly say, "Honorable mention to Widgit."
>
Karmiqua murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Karmiqua concentrates.
Karmiqua's left hand looks better.
>
Widgit just arrived.
>
Sympatica meditates over Karmiqua.
Sympatica takes Karmiqua's left arm damage.
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Titum gestures.
Multicolored rays shoot out of Titum's body and flow into a shimmering sphere around him.
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>
Sympatica meditates over Karmiqua.
Sympatica takes Karmiqua's left leg damage.
>
Erlang murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Erlang gestures.
Erlang's left hand looks better.
>
Sympatica meditates over Karmiqua.
Sympatica takes Karmiqua's right leg damage.
>
Exkakra just arrived.
>
Sympatica meditates over Karmiqua.
Sympatica takes Karmiqua's right hand damage.
>
Titum recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>
Erlang murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Karmiqua hugs Exkakra.
>
Titum gestures.
Glowing specks of translucent white energy begin to spin around Titum.
>
Erlang gestures.
Erlang's abdomen looks better.
>
Exkakra fidgets with a gold and brass ring.
>
Exkakra just went northeast.
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>
Sympatica gestures.
Sympatica springs upright with amazing agility!
>
Caecillian just arrived.
>
Exkakra just arrived.
>
Titum makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Karmiqua leans softly against you.
>
Titum gestures.
A bright luminescence surrounds Titum.
>'Widgit had the most fearsome sneer
You darkly say, "Widgit had the most fearsome sneer."
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>
Titum makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Titum gestures.
A bright luminescence surrounds Titum.
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of Codalia echo in your mind:
[General]: "How long will you be helping?"
>

[IorakeWarhammer]

>
Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's head looks better.
>'Sympatica the most consistent sneers
Titum recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
You darkly say, "Sympatica the most consistent sneers."
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>
Kegla gestures.
Kegla's left hand looks better.
>
Titum gestures.
Glowing specks of sparkling silver energy begin to spin around Titum.
>
Caecillian asks, "Kin I hire someone for some spiritual defensive magiks?"
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>
Titum makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Great Lord Aglovaine's group just arrived.
>
Flannedrius put a gold-capped orase runestaff in his leather baldric.
>
Great Lord Aglovaine's group just went east.
>
Titum gestures.
A brilliant luminescence surrounds Titum.
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>l mis
Sympatica softly says, "I almost died doin it."
>
You see Mischung Geliebt the Archwizard.
He appears to be a Sylvankind of the Lassaran D'ahranal.
He is average height and appears to be young and robust. He has gold and green mismatched eyes and tanned skin. He has shoulder length, ginger hair worn in a ponytail. He has an angular face, a thin nose and high cheekbones.
He has a yellow slitted eye tattoo on his wrist, a tattooed symbol of Fash'lo'nae on his wrist, a perfectly symmetrical collar of earth-tone runes tattooed on his neck, and a solid ebon deathstone stud in his lip.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing some carved deathstone prayerbeads, a dashing sylvan-crafted hooded cloak with shimmering earth-toned runes about the hem and cuffs, an onyx-inlaid round mithril brooch, a sleek sylvan-crafted stave harness covered in large overlapping earth-toned runes, a tightly woven sylvan-crafted backsack clasped with an intricately carved onyx hawk, some stylish sylvan-crafted casting leathers emblazoned with the Lassaran D'ahranal hawk on the chest, a finely grained cinereous hoarbeam case, a pair of sharply pressed Sylvan-crafted trousers, and some supple sylvan-crafted knee-boots fastened with onyx buttons.
>
Titum makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Mischung makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Mischung gestures at Baelog.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Baelog.
>
Titum gestures.
A brilliant luminescence surrounds Titum.
>
Westmeier stands up.
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Westmeier just went northwest.
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>
Mischung makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Mischung gestures at Baelog.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Baelog.
>
Sympatica softly says, "I had full body wounds."
>'Mischung the most unexpected sneer
You darkly say, "Mischung the most unexpected sneer."
>
Mischung makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Mischung gestures at Baelog.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Baelog.
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>'Like a suprising sneer
Leahya just arrived.
>
You darkly say, "Like a suprising sneer."
>
Mischung makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Mischung gestures at Baelog.
A bright luminescence surrounds Baelog.
>
Erlang yawns.
>
Sympatica softly says, "Of bleeders."
>
Leahya just went east.
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>
Karmiqua smiles at you.
>
Mischung makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Mischung gestures at Baelog.
A bright luminescence surrounds Baelog.
>
Speaking softly to you, Karmiqua asks, "And mine?"
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>
Mischung makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Mischung gestures at Baelog.
A bright luminescence surrounds Baelog.
>
* Kisame just bit the dust!
>
Mischung softly asks, "Which one?"
>
Mischung recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Mischung gestures at Baelog.
Glowing specks of dark brown energy begin to spin around Baelog.
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Armak gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Armak's form seems to gain some cohesion.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of Cosannie echo in your mind:
[General]: "As long as folks comes by."
>
Sympatica murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Sympatica concentrates.
Sympatica's head looks better.
>
Mischung recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Mischung gestures at Baelog.
Glowing specks of dark brown energy begin to spin around Baelog.
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>'Sexiest sneer?!
You darkly exclaim, "Sexiest sneer?!"
>
Armak gestures.
Armak appears filled with a confident and fearless composure.
>
Caecillian rubs his crystal amulet.
Caecillian gets an odd look on his face.
>
Mischung recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Mischung gestures at Baelog.
Glowing specks of dark brown energy begin to spin around Baelog.
>
Armak traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
>
Armak gestures.
Armak appears filled with a renewed confidence and fearlessness.
>
Mischung recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Mischung gestures at Baelog.
Baelog looks considerably more imposing.
>
Lady Foxs's group just arrived.
>
Speaking in Faendryl, Demietria softly asks something you don't understand.
>
Mischung softly asks, "The constapated giantkin sneer?"

[Sam]

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[Tyrath]

Urbandictionary.com should have a link to this thread in its definition of tl;dr, because I've never seen a better situation for its use.

[B4Hand]

That was a very hard post too read, I even had to give up reading it. Who won?

[drunksolo]

There were no 'winners.'

[Miscast]

There are no winners when he posts and people read it.

[audioserf]

Oh there are winners already. The winners get to see this:

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[IorakeWarhammer]

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[IorakeWarhammer]

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[IorakeWarhammer]

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