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Nieninque
09-12-2010, 04:23 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11274481

Crazy shit man.
4a6c1
09-12-2010, 05:03 AM
That happens alot here. IHOP's are pretty much the most dangerous place you can go.

And why shouldnt they be?? Eggs are important.
Nieninque
09-12-2010, 05:10 AM
What's an IHOP?
Kenn
09-12-2010, 05:39 AM
International House of Pancakes AKA where poor people go to get silverware.
Jayvn
09-12-2010, 08:45 AM
well.. I read the first line... and saw it had 'trailer park' in it... I basically knew the rest of the story after that... w/o seeing a picture of the guy I can pretty much imagine his lack of teeth.. his stained wifebeater.. etc
Asile
09-12-2010, 11:37 AM
Trailer park in eastern Kentucky. 'Nuff said.

And then I got distracted by this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11275032 (I kinda dated a French guy for about a month a number of years ago. It's a month of my life I'd like to have back.)
Paradii
09-12-2010, 12:12 PM
you probably would have wasted that month anyways.


Back on topic, I'd be upset if someone handed me a plate of eggs without any bacon or jimmy dean, too. Not mass murdering upset, but pretty irked.
Stanley Burrell
09-12-2010, 01:32 PM
What's an IHOP?

A place that thinks it serves real flapjacks because it has, like, at least four different syrups on the ready.

- The Silver Dollar Connoisseur
Delias
09-12-2010, 07:18 PM
Trailer park in eastern Kentucky. 'Nuff said.

And then I got distracted by this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11275032 (I kinda dated a French guy for about a month a number of years ago. It's a month of my life I'd like to have back.)

You totally could have leveled again if you had that time back.
Cephalopod
09-12-2010, 10:23 PM
Too early for flapjacks?
Gnome Rage
09-12-2010, 11:05 PM
Told my roommate about this her response?

"who cooked his eggs?"
"His wife"
"What a stupid bitch"
Methais
09-12-2010, 11:16 PM
I'd be fucking pissed if I were one of those witnesses, just minding my own business at home and then BAM some dude's wife runs in and then I get pwned in the face by her husband.
Celephais
09-12-2010, 11:24 PM
w/o seeing a picture of the guy I can pretty much imagine his lack of teeth.. his stained wifebeater.. etc
He shot himself... I imagine that would remove teeth and stain his wifebeater pretty good.

I'd be fucking pissed if I were one of those witnesses, just minding my own business at home and then BAM some dude's wife runs in and then I get pwned in the face by her husband.

GARBAGE DAY!
Methais
09-12-2010, 11:32 PM
He shot himself... I imagine that would remove teeth and stain his wifebeater pretty good.


GARBAGE DAY!

The level of epicness would be indescribable if it happened to be garbage day when all that happened.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll154/spinarooni226/tak1lg-1-1.gif
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2010, 11:33 PM
What's an IHOP?

You know how I feel about IHOP.
Abilene
09-13-2010, 09:04 AM
I told my dad about this story and without missing a beat he kind of scowled and said "Cold eggs do suck."