PC BAKESHARE

[Jayvn]

spawned from GRs post about the cookies...

Daniel Brandt
604/perkins/st
Leesburg/Fl/34748

Anyone that wants, PM me your addy... also I need to update my card mailing list :( The last chunk of cards I sent was valentines day like 4 years ago I think...

I don't care if any of you show up on my doorstep to stalk me... but if I get junk mail I swear to god I'll haunt you after I die.. and if you're already dead I will haunt you in the afterlife.

[4a6c1]

I'm sending you phytobacteria neurotoxin cookies. It would be anthrax but I dont want to be on any of the government watch lists. And I'm adding you to every spam list I can think of. And I'm reporting you to the FBI for hacking. They will be there in about 5 minutes. And I'm telling all my kinky friends that there is a guy at your address with a gayrape/abduction fantasy. And I am stalking you forever and ever and ever and ever until you marry me in traditional Klingon fashion where I beat you the fuck up and then we kiss.

(You need to learn your lesson somehow about sharing addresses online.)

[Asha]

Hahahaha in all fairness though someone will probably come burn your house down..

[iJin]

I'ma send you a douche bag in the mail.

[Jayvn]

lol seeing how I'm renting.. and like fire... burning the house down would be a little awesome..
Also rojo that'd be awesome... i'm a total lesbian though...

[Rinualdo]

IW is going to fly a plane into your apartment.

[Asha]

IW is going to fly a plane into your apartment.

Pffft :lol:

[peam]

spawned from GRs post about the cookies...

Daniel Brandt
604/perkins/st
Leesburg/Fl/34748




http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-3/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

[Jayvn]

You have been reported to the cyber police.

[Kainen]

I'ma send you a douche bag in the mail.

I DARE YOU!!!11one

[Ceyrin]

You have been reported to the cyber police.

Consequences will never be the same?

Also, When Rojo shows up, make sure there's plenty of video.

We're gonna 4chan that shit.

[4a6c1]

I will headbutt your video camera with my sexy alpha female Klingon head ridges. OH YEAH.

[Delias]

I'm sending you phytobacteria neurotoxin cookies. It would be anthrax but I dont want to be on any of the government watch lists. And I'm adding you to every spam list I can think of. And I'm reporting you to the FBI for hacking. They will be there in about 5 minutes. And I'm telling all my kinky friends that there is a guy at your address with a gayrape/abduction fantasy. And I am stalking you forever and ever and ever and ever until you marry me in traditional Klingon fashion where I beat you the fuck up and then we kiss.

(You need to learn your lesson somehow about sharing addresses online.)

I find you terrifying and unbelievably attractive.

[Ceyrin]

I will headbutt your video camera with my sexy alpha female Klingon head ridges. OH YEAH.

Can I lick the blood off when you're done? I'm looking to get my redwings...

XD

[4a6c1]

I find you terrifying and unbelievably attractive.

:rofl:

Here let me help you with that. I am only about average looking. And God hates Irish Catholics. So despite the fact that I have barely suckled one child my tits are saggy. It's very sad. RIP perky nips. If the belt holding up my tits is not enough to scare you away I am also an angry, militant feminist, divorcee and hold firm to the belief that I am superior to you primarily because I was born with a vagina. Furthermore, as a result of the recent influx of scholarships based solely on my (newly discovered) capacity for brain function, not only am I ugly, saggy, angry and armed I am also completely full of myself by a time margin of at least 7 hours plus or minus when I last communicated with a study group. Did you take notes? Ugly, saggy, angry, armed and smarter than you.

[Stanley Burrell]

:rofl:

Here let me help you with that. I am only about average looking. And God hates Irish Catholics. So despite the fact that I have barely suckled one child my tits are saggy. It's very sad. RIP perky nips. If the belt holding up my tits is not enough to scare you away I am also an angry, militant feminist, divorcee and hold firm to the belief that I am superior to you primarily because I was born with a vagina. Furthermore, as a result of the recent influx of scholarships based solely on my (newly discovered) capacity for brain function, not only am I ugly, saggy, angry and armed I am also completely full of myself by a time margin of at least 7 hours plus or minus when I last communicated with a study group. Did you take notes? Ugly, saggy, angry, armed and smarter than you.

Look, if you weren't hot, old women certainly wouldn't be rape victims.

[pabstblueribbon]

I like to register my co-worker for baby showers, weddings, you name it with any retailer I can think of. It's fun watching him check his blackberry all the time then cussing.

[Delias]

:rofl:

Here let me help you with that. I am only about average looking. And God hates Irish Catholics. So despite the fact that I have barely suckled one child my tits are saggy. It's very sad. RIP perky nips. If the belt holding up my tits is not enough to scare you away I am also an angry, militant feminist, divorcee and hold firm to the belief that I am superior to you primarily because I was born with a vagina. Furthermore, as a result of the recent influx of scholarships based solely on my (newly discovered) capacity for brain function, not only am I ugly, saggy, angry and armed I am also completely full of myself by a time margin of at least 7 hours plus or minus when I last communicated with a study group. Did you take notes? Ugly, saggy, angry, armed and smarter than you.

I still find you terrifying if it is any consolation. =]

Editted to include: I'm sorry your vagina is a raging hate-beast.

[4a6c1]

I still find you terrifying if it is any consolation. =]



Oh good. Everything is right with the world.

[Jayvn]

:rofl:

Here let me help you with that. I am only about average looking. And God hates Irish Catholics. So despite the fact that I have barely suckled one child my tits are saggy. It's very sad. RIP perky nips. If the belt holding up my tits is not enough to scare you away I am also an angry, militant feminist, divorcee and hold firm to the belief that I am superior to you primarily because I was born with a vagina. Furthermore, as a result of the recent influx of scholarships based solely on my (newly discovered) capacity for brain function, not only am I ugly, saggy, angry and armed I am also completely full of myself by a time margin of at least 7 hours plus or minus when I last communicated with a study group. Did you take notes? Ugly, saggy, angry, armed and smarter than you.

LIES she's totally hot

[Back]

PC BAKESHARE

PC SHAKES BEAR?

[4a6c1]

LIES she's totally hot

NEG REP.

[Parkbandit]

You would have to be completely deranged to:

1) Post your home address on an Internet forum
2) Asking for homemade baked goods
3) With the intention of eating them

[Jayvn]

1 yes
2 yes
3 who said anything about eating? i'm having sex with baked goods the pc girls send...

[Jayvn]

the last time I posted my addy it led to a very exciting stalker girlfriend situation :) also.. I have more chance of someone randomly breaking into my house than for them to travel across the country because they read it on an internet forum... your address isn't exactly confidential information. Also in Fl as long as we drag the body inside before they die it's fair game.

[Parkbandit]

the last time I posted my addy it led to a very exciting stalker girlfriend situation :) also.. I have more chance of someone randomly breaking into my house than for them to travel across the country because they read it on an internet forum... your address isn't exactly confidential information. Also in Fl as long as we drag the body inside before they die it's fair game.

True.

[Jayvn]

I've never really been afraid of 'interwebs people' I've gone to so many strangers places.. and met people from the internet.. One time I went expecting to have a few drinks with a couple and their friends(hadn't met them yet)... ended up making it back home the next day about 5pm.. fun times
If I die I die.. but I'll live while i'm living =D

[Showal]

:rofl:

Here let me help you with that. I am only about average looking. And God hates Irish Catholics. So despite the fact that I have barely suckled one child my tits are saggy. It's very sad. RIP perky nips. If the belt holding up my tits is not enough to scare you away I am also an angry, militant feminist, divorcee and hold firm to the belief that I am superior to you primarily because I was born with a vagina. Furthermore, as a result of the recent influx of scholarships based solely on my (newly discovered) capacity for brain function, not only am I ugly, saggy, angry and armed I am also completely full of myself by a time margin of at least 7 hours plus or minus when I last communicated with a study group. Did you take notes? Ugly, saggy, angry, armed and smarter than you.

I am fully erect. Tell me more.

[Ceyrin]

:rofl:

Here let me help you with that. I am only about average looking. And God hates Irish Catholics. So despite the fact that I have barely suckled one child my tits are saggy. It's very sad. RIP perky nips. If the belt holding up my tits is not enough to scare you away I am also an angry, militant feminist, divorcee and hold firm to the belief that I am superior to you primarily because I was born with a vagina. Furthermore, as a result of the recent influx of scholarships based solely on my (newly discovered) capacity for brain function, not only am I ugly, saggy, angry and armed I am also completely full of myself by a time margin of at least 7 hours plus or minus when I last communicated with a study group. Did you take notes? Ugly, saggy, angry, armed and smarter than you.

I wonder how much of this is true...

How much of it she wants to believe is true...

And how much of it she wants others to believe is true...

As an aside... I'd totally strangle you with your own boobs and drag you around by the laces of your combat boots - translation - :bananahit:

[4a6c1]

http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/hotonthepc.jpg

[iJin]

Dude, you are fucking cute-- shut the hell up.





P.S




:heart:

[Kuyuk]

Thats coming from someone who enjoys spending time at the graveyard for meals........

[iJin]

How does that factor in to her being cute? IT DOESN'T. And it wasn't my choice, it was kinda creepy but I had to roll with it. lol

[Ceyrin]

All those creases just make more places to lube up and stick my dick in.

=)

[4a6c1]

Ok this is my fault. Can we please go back to insulting Jayvn for being a dumbass? Thank you.

[Abilene]

Rojo I wanted to positive rep you for your angry, smart, etc. rant. Good stuff... But PC said I gotta spread rep before repping you again. I don't remember repping you before, but.. PC hates. So the thought was there.

[Jayvn]

are you coming to rape me too Abilene? =)

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Today is your lucky day, Jayvn. I feel like baking.

Would you like chocolate chip cookies, or double chocolate walnut biscotti?

I'm not baking both so choose one. They're both awesome, though.


edit: PICS of what I will send.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs422.snc3/24392_10150148401850068_864980067_11670804_5562091 _n.jpg
BISCOTTI

vs

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs247.snc1/9417_264478165067_864980067_8823769_1526056_n.jpg
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES (the top half of the plate, anyway).

[Paradii]

I feel like baking.

Would you like chocolate chip cookies, or double chocolate walnut biscotti?

I'm not baking both so choose one. They're both awesome, though.


The second sounds far superior, but send them to me instead. Just send them to Reno, I'll find them.

[DCSL]

I pick chocolate chip 'cause biscotti always scrape the top of my mouth.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Also, no matter which option you choose it will come with complimentary ebola virus.

[Paradii]

Also, no matter which option you choose it will come with complimentary ebola virus.

I was planning on losing 5 lbs. Thanks!

[Jayvn]

omfg biscotti all the way... I don't drink coffee... only because I never have biscotti :(....

I was planning on keeping a food diary and weight loss tracking thing anyway..so... if I kick it off with some laxative or ebola or tapeworm eggs.. it's all good...

I can't have sex with biscotti though :(...

[Kuyuk]

omfg biscotti all the way...

I can't have sex with biscotti though :(...

Wuss.