View Full Version : Jaeden.. WILL BE A DADDY!?
IorakeWarhammer
09-10-2010, 04:29 PM
wife is 2 months pregnant <3
AnticorRifling
09-10-2010, 04:30 PM
Who's the father?
Mogonis
09-10-2010, 04:30 PM
http://alesrarus.funkydung.com/images/troll.jpg
Liagala
09-10-2010, 04:37 PM
I love you guys.
wife is 2 months pregnant <3
Damnit she said she was on the rag....
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-10-2010, 04:38 PM
Congratulate your wife's father for me on still being able to keep it up
Deathravin
09-10-2010, 04:52 PM
wife is 2 months pregnant <3
Two months you say... first couple weeks in July... Nope, I'm in the clear, cool thanks for the heads up.
Malok
09-10-2010, 05:10 PM
Congrats. :)
Delias
09-10-2010, 06:15 PM
I will prepare a basket of stones that you may deal properly with her adultery.
RichardCranium
09-10-2010, 06:31 PM
How awesome would it be if the kid turned out to be the antichrist?
RichardCranium
09-10-2010, 06:48 PM
Or black.
Same difference.
4a6c1
09-10-2010, 07:11 PM
I love the PC.
This.
Jesus. Wait, wrong thread.
pabstblueribbon
09-10-2010, 07:32 PM
wife is 2 months pregnant <3
For the kids sake, I hope you grow the fuck up. Other than that, I hope everything comes out alright.
*Badam bsh!*
Methais
09-10-2010, 07:41 PM
http://warehousestories.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/owned-baby.jpg <-------IW
pabstblueribbon
09-10-2010, 08:01 PM
That picture is kind of funny until you consider that it might be adopted.
Then its just a question of whether the person who made the pic did it for the lulz anyways or if he was really that ignorant.
I'm such a Debbie Downer.
Makkah
09-10-2010, 11:08 PM
Congrats.
WRoss
09-10-2010, 11:16 PM
1. Draw Muhammad
2. Make Paper Airplanes
3. Stick Bacon in Paper Airplane
4. Throw it at a Mosque
5. ????
6. PROPHET!!!
PS: Congrats!
pabstblueribbon
09-10-2010, 11:29 PM
So did Muhammad come down of his kick ass fucking flying carpet with those sweet rims and like dismount that shit with a backflip before he threw out a holy pelvic thrust of BAM and Immaculately Conceive, or did you catch her while she was sleeping?
Oh and congrats, you sneaky bearded ninja man you.
I've been drinking a little. I don't really know if he owns a flying carpet. But it would be a lot cooler if he did.
IorakeWarhammer
09-11-2010, 08:59 AM
she's excited, so is my mom. win.
love the comments. we'll all post pics and then figure out who the father is...
..jk. she never even kissed a guy before me. <3
she's excited, so is my mom. win.
love the comments. we'll all post pics and then figure out who the father is...
..jk. she never even kissed a guy before me. <3
Yeah many whores do not like to kiss their tricks... nothing special there.
IorakeWarhammer
09-11-2010, 09:15 AM
omg!!!
IorakeWarhammer
09-11-2010, 11:34 AM
5: get chased down the street by several elderly Pakistani men wearing ridiculously long dress shirts and baggy pants
RichardCranium
09-11-2010, 11:37 AM
So why did you wait so long? She's way past twelve years old.
So why did you wait so long? She's way past twelve years old.
No no, thats her in his avatar.
Yeah many whores do not like to kiss their tricks... nothing special there.
I thought it was you who had the Viet Cong dumpster?
4a6c1
09-11-2010, 01:15 PM
If its a girl I'm calling CPS.
LOLOLOLOLXOXOXOXOXO<3333333
No really.
Warriorbird
09-11-2010, 03:55 PM
If its a girl I'm calling CPS.
LOLOLOLOLXOXOXOXOXO<3333333
No really.
<3
He might have a friend... a good friend... who'd done everything for him and therefore deserved a bride.
Honestly? Congratulations to you and the spouse, IW. Maybe this will make you a more pragmatic Muslim. There's nobody as overzealous as a convert.
I thought it was you who had the Viet Cong dumpster?
Drayal, that is totally uncalled for.
I would never be caught dead with a commie.
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