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IorakeWarhammer
09-10-2010, 04:29 PM
wife is 2 months pregnant <3

AnticorRifling
09-10-2010, 04:30 PM
Who's the father?

Mogonis
09-10-2010, 04:30 PM
http://alesrarus.funkydung.com/images/troll.jpg

Liagala
09-10-2010, 04:37 PM
I love you guys.

sst
09-10-2010, 04:38 PM
wife is 2 months pregnant <3

Damnit she said she was on the rag....

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-10-2010, 04:38 PM
Congratulate your wife's father for me on still being able to keep it up

Deathravin
09-10-2010, 04:52 PM
wife is 2 months pregnant <3

Two months you say... first couple weeks in July... Nope, I'm in the clear, cool thanks for the heads up.

Malok
09-10-2010, 05:10 PM
Congrats. :)

Asha
09-10-2010, 05:44 PM
Ugh. Poor kid.

Delias
09-10-2010, 06:15 PM
I will prepare a basket of stones that you may deal properly with her adultery.

RichardCranium
09-10-2010, 06:31 PM
How awesome would it be if the kid turned out to be the antichrist?

Asha
09-10-2010, 06:42 PM
Or black.

RichardCranium
09-10-2010, 06:48 PM
Or black.

Same difference.

Asha
09-10-2010, 06:55 PM
Heh

DCSL
09-10-2010, 07:04 PM
I love the PC.

4a6c1
09-10-2010, 07:11 PM
I love the PC.

This.

iJin
09-10-2010, 07:16 PM
Jesus. Wait, wrong thread.

pabstblueribbon
09-10-2010, 07:32 PM
wife is 2 months pregnant <3

For the kids sake, I hope you grow the fuck up. Other than that, I hope everything comes out alright.

*Badam bsh!*

Methais
09-10-2010, 07:41 PM
http://warehousestories.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/owned-baby.jpg <-------IW

pabstblueribbon
09-10-2010, 08:01 PM
That picture is kind of funny until you consider that it might be adopted.

Then its just a question of whether the person who made the pic did it for the lulz anyways or if he was really that ignorant.

I'm such a Debbie Downer.

Makkah
09-10-2010, 11:08 PM
Congrats.

WRoss
09-10-2010, 11:16 PM
1. Draw Muhammad
2. Make Paper Airplanes
3. Stick Bacon in Paper Airplane
4. Throw it at a Mosque
5. ????
6. PROPHET!!!


PS: Congrats!

pabstblueribbon
09-10-2010, 11:29 PM
So did Muhammad come down of his kick ass fucking flying carpet with those sweet rims and like dismount that shit with a backflip before he threw out a holy pelvic thrust of BAM and Immaculately Conceive, or did you catch her while she was sleeping?


Oh and congrats, you sneaky bearded ninja man you.




I've been drinking a little. I don't really know if he owns a flying carpet. But it would be a lot cooler if he did.

IorakeWarhammer
09-11-2010, 08:59 AM
she's excited, so is my mom. win.

love the comments. we'll all post pics and then figure out who the father is...

..jk. she never even kissed a guy before me. <3

sst
09-11-2010, 09:02 AM
she's excited, so is my mom. win.

love the comments. we'll all post pics and then figure out who the father is...

..jk. she never even kissed a guy before me. <3

Yeah many whores do not like to kiss their tricks... nothing special there.

IorakeWarhammer
09-11-2010, 09:15 AM
omg!!!

IorakeWarhammer
09-11-2010, 11:34 AM
5: get chased down the street by several elderly Pakistani men wearing ridiculously long dress shirts and baggy pants

RichardCranium
09-11-2010, 11:37 AM
So why did you wait so long? She's way past twelve years old.

sst
09-11-2010, 11:40 AM
So why did you wait so long? She's way past twelve years old.

No no, thats her in his avatar.

Asha
09-11-2010, 12:29 PM
Yeah many whores do not like to kiss their tricks... nothing special there.

I thought it was you who had the Viet Cong dumpster?

4a6c1
09-11-2010, 01:15 PM
If its a girl I'm calling CPS.

LOLOLOLOLXOXOXOXOXO<3333333

No really.

Warriorbird
09-11-2010, 03:55 PM
If its a girl I'm calling CPS.

LOLOLOLOLXOXOXOXOXO<3333333

No really.

<3

He might have a friend... a good friend... who'd done everything for him and therefore deserved a bride.

Honestly? Congratulations to you and the spouse, IW. Maybe this will make you a more pragmatic Muslim. There's nobody as overzealous as a convert.

sst
09-11-2010, 04:47 PM
I thought it was you who had the Viet Cong dumpster?

Drayal, that is totally uncalled for.











I would never be caught dead with a commie.