Cookies! Fo' Free!

[Gnome Rage]

So I told Anebriated I would make him cookies - and I'm pretty sure he didn't take me seriously. So now I have 30 oatmeal raisin cookies of awesome and I need somewhere to send them.

The supply is slowly dwindling because my roommate (the seat pooper) keeps stealing them without asking. So tell me quick. I want them out of my dorm room today. Kthx.

[Fallen]

MMmmmmmmm

Random internet cookies.

[Ryvicke]

ME

Address and nudes in your PM box.

[Gnome Rage]

Just address plz. Willing to break them up into 10s and send to three people.

[Rinualdo]

What could possibly go wrong.

[Gnome Rage]

No anthrax I SWEAR.

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/540/image243l.jpg

[Bobmuhthol]

I remember my first cinder block dorm.

[Gnome Rage]

All the dorms here are cinder block - Even my freshman dorm which was the oldest on campus was lined with cinder block.

[Bobmuhthol]

It would make sense that the oldest dorm had cinder block walls because it's an old and shitty way to make a building.

[Liagala]

Cookies for me! If I suddenly stop posting in a couple days, you all know why.

[Asha]

How far you willing to post :)
Nah I kid. They look horrible.

[Gnome Rage]

They're obviously delicious - my roommate has eaten a ton without fucking asking.

[Gelston]

Your dorms have a kitchen?

[Gnome Rage]

Yes. Well - not a ton of space but we have a stove / oven and a sink with some counter space.

[Bobmuhthol]

Your dorms have a kitchen?

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs309.snc4/40804_487767158355_798238355_7014764_2592596_n.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

I'm jealous of your layout.

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/7388/image245.jpg
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/4070/image246fm.jpg

Two people in the kitchen is a fucking disaster.

[Cephalopod]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs309.snc4/40804_487767158355_798238355_7014764_2592596_n.jpg

That's so much nicer than the first apartment I ever rented.

[Gelston]

My damn barracks doesn't have a kitchen. When back in the US, I survive on Pizza, Fast Food, and Ramen.

[Celephais]

lol at Bob wanting every college related conversation to be about him.

... Bob, make me some fucking cookies.

[AnticorRifling]

I remember my first cinder block dorm.

Last year?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

God, this is making me remember my old dorm.
http://www.you-are-here.com/los_angeles/cardboard.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

... Bob, make me some fucking cookies.

Don't do it Bob, he'll just get drunk and eat them in one sitting and not remember if they were awesome :(

[Abilene]

Yeah my old dorm was 10x10, and all it fit was a bunkbed and 2 desks that had to be jammed in there. I think we had a window, but it was covered by the bed. Only 1 teeny tiny closet, so one of us (me, I was the freshman and she was the junior) had to keep their stuff in a suitcase under the bunkbeds.

[Gnome Rage]

ALL COOKIES HAVE BEEN SPOKEN FOR AND ARE ABOUT TO BE MAILED

[4a6c1]

lolz dorms

[Celephais]

Don't do it Bob, he'll just get drunk and eat them in one sitting and not remember if they were awesome :(

Hey! I kept one... I think...

[Allereli]

Wish you were giving away truffles

[Bobmuhthol]

lol at Bob wanting every college related conversation to be about him.

... Bob, make me some fucking cookies.

It's a correlated effect of trolling Gnome Rage.

Also no.

[Ryvicke]

I'm pretty excited for these. It's been like 3 years since I got any college girl cookies. They were NYU cookies... super arty and over-competitive and they didn't let me take any pics when we were smoking weed cause they were going to get famous and they didn't want those kind of pictures floating around. But has that happened yet cookies? No it hasn't cause I totally stalked your twitter like 2 weeks ago and you were still just living in Brooklyn with your hipster roommates and working at urban outfitters while auditioning for whatever lame internet videos you could land. So fuck you cookies. We could've had a life together.

[Gnome Rage]

Cookies have been mailed! should be there by monday - they're sealed up so I hope they don't get stale

[iJin]

I'ma laugh at the three people that die from eating cookies. I will keep a look out for internet headline, "Trolls trolled by Troll, breaking news at 7."

[Jayvn]

fuck me did I make it to this thread late....
I WANT SOME GR's COOKIES :(
I will make baked goods in returns O.o
or for anyone for that matter...
a PC bakeshare! ....

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

a PC bakeshare! ....

So down for this.

Not that I want anyone else's baked goods, I just love to bake shit.

[DCSL]

I'm pretty excited for these. It's been like 3 years since I got any college girl cookies. They were NYU cookies... super arty and over-competitive and they didn't let me take any pics when we were smoking weed cause they were going to get famous and they didn't want those kind of pictures floating around. But has that happened yet cookies? No it hasn't cause I totally stalked your twitter like 2 weeks ago and you were still just living in Brooklyn with your hipster roommates and working at urban outfitters while auditioning for whatever lame internet videos you could land. So fuck you cookies. We could've had a life together.

That was so fucking adorable.

[Gnome Rage]

So down for this.

Not that I want anyone else's baked goods, I just love to bake shit.

:yeahthat:

[DCSL]

I'll take any and all baked goods. The only ones I'm practiced at making myself are things that are perishable. Like red velvet cookies with cream cheese frosting. =\ But I will happily taste the fruits of others' labors without reciprocation!

[Cephalopod]

But I will happily taste the fruits of others' labors without reciprocation!

Sexy.

For realz, though, a PC bakeshare sounds fun. I just refuse to trade with Nikki, because she'll mock anything I produce.

[DCSL]

Okay, okay, okay. So I can't send anything I bake. But I can give blowjobs and tongue rides! Or something. Srsly, I like baked goods.

[Cephalopod]

I'm more disappointed now that I missed the NYC gathering.

[RichardCranium]

...because she'll mock anything I produce.

Like you're not used to this response by now.

[Delias]

So I told Anebriated I would make him cookies - and I'm pretty sure he didn't take me seriously. So now I have 30 oatmeal raisin cookies of awesome and I need somewhere to send them.

The supply is slowly dwindling because my roommate (the seat pooper) keeps stealing them without asking. So tell me quick. I want them out of my dorm room today. Kthx.

You know there is no rep button in real life, right?

[pabstblueribbon]

So I told Anebriated I would make him cookies - and I'm pretty sure he didn't take me seriously. So now I have 30 oatmeal raisin cookies of awesome and I need somewhere to send them.

The supply is slowly dwindling because my roommate (the seat pooper) keeps stealing them without asking. So tell me quick. I want them out of my dorm room today. Kthx.

First of all, young lady, what you did to the English language in the title of this thread, is horrifying.

That being said, you could just put the cookies directly in the toilet, completely bypassing your digestive system thereby negating the need for a lady such as yourself to move bowels.

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/DogPoopILOVEU.img_assist_custom.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

You know there is no rep button in real life, right?

Duh - I don't like to eat cookies though. And I had 30 cookies! Now I have none!

[Gnome Rage]

First of all, young lady, what you did to the English language in the title of this thread, is horrifying.

That being said, you could just put the cookies directly in the toilet, completely bypassing your digestive system thereby negating the need for a lady such as yourself to move bowels.

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/DogPoopILOVEU.img_assist_custom.jpg

dawg, ya just don un'erstan' me!

[pabstblueribbon]

Duh - I don't like to eat cookies though. And I had 30 cookies! Now I have none!

You might be able to recreate that image then. You should totally take a picture if you do. Make sure your bewbs make a cameo though, cause that would be like, art or something.


dawg, ya just don un'erstan' me!

Eh? All I hear are clicks and whistles. Begone wench! Carry thyself from yon lawn!

[Kuyuk]

Wish you were giving away truffles

Damnit woman. Stop being coy with me.

[Liagala]

All of you who didn't request cookies are nuts. These things are great! And they're all mines!

[ElvenFury]

I will gladly trade my PO Box address for cookies.

[Abilene]

Make a cookie that doesn't have vomit sacs in it.

[4a6c1]

I will gladly meet anyone who wants cookies in a dark alley somewhere in Southeast Houston.

[Gnome Rage]

There is nothing but love in these cookies.


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[4a6c1]

LOL GR

[Gnome Rage]

Tee-hehehe.