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Daragon
09-09-2010, 01:00 PM
So I was afk hunting, out of no were Jaeden Disarms me, kills me, Then comes to the temple and tries Dragging me off. Mind you my character is like 36 levels below his. It's pretty pathetic when you go around killing people because of stuff on the boards that makes you nothing but a little pussy. Paying 1 million silver to the first person that kills him 5 times in a row.

Daragon
09-09-2010, 01:20 PM
BTW, his Alts don't count, I'm not going to take things OOC like him, trying to find my alts, just Jaeden.

pabstblueribbon
09-09-2010, 01:23 PM
BTW, his Alts don't count, I'm not going to take things OOC like him, trying to find my alts, just Jaeden.

Hell yeah. Take the high road man. Whatever you do, don't offer a bounty for his head on an OOC forum.

:nod:

Daragon
09-09-2010, 01:30 PM
Hell yeah. Take the high road man. Whatever you do, don't offer a bounty for his head on an OOC forum.

:nod:

LoL yeah...

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-09-2010, 01:31 PM
OOC behavior in Shattered?!!!!!

Someone call the coppahs.

Daragon
09-09-2010, 01:34 PM
OOC behavior in Shattered?!!!!!

Someone call the coppahs.

All I am sayin is, it is a pussy thing to bring things from the boards into the game, and kill people because you don't like them on the boards. Definately not good form or roleplay.

pabstblueribbon
09-09-2010, 01:35 PM
OOC behavior in Shattered?!!!!!

Someone call the coppahs.


All I am sayin is, it is a pussy thing to bring things from the boards into the game, and kill people because you don't like them on the boards. Definately not good form or roleplay.

Really?

Cephalopod
09-09-2010, 01:37 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5KQbD2fCCxw/Sajhf5A_35I/AAAAAAAACgs/p8Palnu5W9c/s400/%2379+Cognitive+Dissonance+Man.jpg

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-09-2010, 01:38 PM
All I am sayin is, it is a pussy thing to bring things from the boards into the game, and kill people because you don't like them on the boards. Definately not good form or roleplay.

So wtf are you doing in Shattered?

Daragon
09-09-2010, 01:38 PM
Really?

Yeah. Pretty pathetic.

Daragon
09-09-2010, 01:39 PM
So wtf are you doing in Shattered?

Because it is still a roleplaying game. Just because a bunch of ignorant fucks dont know how to roleplay doesn't mean anything.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-09-2010, 01:41 PM
Because it is still a roleplaying game. Just because a bunch of ignorant fucks dont know how to roleplay doesn't mean anything.

Shattered isn't billed as a roleplaying game.

Also, huge LOL that because someone fucks around in Shattered they are an 'ignorant fuck' who 'can't roleplay.'

Cephalopod
09-09-2010, 01:42 PM
Because it is still a roleplaying game. Just because a bunch of ignorant fucks dont know how to roleplay doesn't mean anything.

I'm thinking if the Department of Education enforced some higher learning standards, this wouldn't be such an issue.

Kainen
09-09-2010, 01:42 PM
Because it is still a roleplaying game. Just because a bunch of ignorant fucks dont know how to roleplay doesn't mean anything.

To my understanding Shattered is way more about afk scripting and junk like that, not roleplaying.

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 01:48 PM
who knew electronic text could generate so much win

Daragon
09-09-2010, 01:48 PM
I'm thinking if the Department of Education enforced some higher learning standards, this wouldn't be such an issue.

Yeah? well if you guys don't like it then go fuck yourselves aand stay outta my threads how bout that you fagot muhammad fucking queers?

pabstblueribbon
09-09-2010, 01:49 PM
Shattered is whatever you want. No rules. If you want to roleplay go for it, but don't expect someone to adhere to your vision. Well, unless you as a player or group start enforcing it. Which is completely fine!

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 01:50 PM
Yeah? well if you guys don't like it then go fuck yourselves aand stay outta my threads how bout that you fagot muhammad fucking queers?

mistake 1: annoying me

mistake 2: making your PC name the same as your GS name

mistake 3: failing to educate yourself about world history and making that abundantly clear on a message board

mistake 4: hunting your level 15 character without 204 up

pabstblueribbon
09-09-2010, 01:51 PM
Yeah? well if you guys don't like it then go fuck yourselves aand stay outta my threads how bout that you fagot muhammad fucking queers?

Nice troll nacho!

Hey Daragon, I see that you have been a member for 5 years so.. you should know how the PC works by now.

Daragon
09-09-2010, 01:53 PM
Nice troll nacho!

Hey Daragon, I see that you have been a member for 5 years so.. you should know how the PC works by now.

Yep, I really don't give a fuck anymore, ain't nothing but a buncha lil nerdy nerfs, still clinging to their momma's tits on these damn boards anyways.

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 01:55 PM
if owning you provoked that admission i'd say mission accomplished

Daragon
09-09-2010, 01:56 PM
mistake 1: annoying me

mistake 2: making your PC name the same as your GS name

mistake 3: failing to educate yourself about world history and making that abundantly clear on a message board

mistake 4: hunting your level 15 character without 204 up

My PC name came before the character name. Because Daragon is the name of my religion. 2nd off, your world history is a stanky old child molester named XXXXXXXX is your god..
If I annoy you? Good cause I still don't give a fuck :)

pabstblueribbon
09-09-2010, 01:56 PM
Shut up IW. Fucking mouth breather.

Kainen
09-09-2010, 01:58 PM
Yep, I really don't give a fuck anymore, ain't nothing but a buncha lil nerdy nerfs, still clinging to their momma's tits on these damn boards anyways.

Right at home.. aren'tcha.

RichardCranium
09-09-2010, 01:58 PM
Yep, I really don't give a fuck anymore, ain't nothing but a buncha lil nerdy nerfs, still clinging to their momma's tits on these damn boards anyways.

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/nerdrage1.jpg

Daragon
09-09-2010, 01:59 PM
Right at home.. aren'tcha.

Nope got a life, Get pussy, so...wtf am I on these boards? lmao.

Kainen
09-09-2010, 02:02 PM
Nope got a life, Get pussy, so...wtf am I on these boards? lmao.

Didn't you mean to say GOT rather than get? Dude, just leave the neighbors cat alone.. mmkay?

pabstblueribbon
09-09-2010, 02:02 PM
Nope got a life, Get pussy, so...wtf am I on these boards? lmao.

Do you own a mac10 and have a sweet watch?

Daragon
09-09-2010, 02:02 PM
Didn't you mean to say GOT rather than get? Dude, just leave the neighbors cat alone.. mmkay?

But he is just so soft, and furry..

Daragon
09-09-2010, 02:03 PM
Do you own a mac10 and have a sweet watch?

more like a 30-6, no watch but I do have a sweet ass lighter..

Ryvicke
09-09-2010, 02:08 PM
Nope got a life, Get pussy, so...wtf am I on these boards? lmao.

You're like a less tragic but slightly dumber Thug Life.

Daragon is your religion? Explain!

Also, I'm around your level in Shattered! Is it okay if I kill you for all the dumb shit you said on these boards? You have to promise to create at least 5 huge criethreads cause it's the only reason I rolled up a Shattered character.

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 02:08 PM
u mad?

Daragon
09-09-2010, 02:10 PM
You're like a less tragic but slightly dumber Thug Life.

Daragon is your religion? Explain!

Also, I'm around your level in Shattered! Is it okay if I kill you for all the dumb shit you said on these boards? You have to promise to create at least 5 huge criethreads cause it's the only reason I rolled up a Shattered character.

Nope, your not worthy to know of my religion..

Crie threads? hardly..

Ryvicke
09-09-2010, 02:11 PM
Nope, your not worthy to know of my religion..

OooooOooOo intriguing! Are you the leader?

Daragon
09-09-2010, 02:18 PM
OooooOooOo intriguing! Are you the leader?

Leader? LMAO. Religions don't have to have a leader. It does predate christianity and Islam tho. It's even mentioned in the bible. But not by name.

Cephalopod
09-09-2010, 02:23 PM
OooooOooOo intriguing! Are you the leader?

I'm pretty sure Daragon might have an event happening in Gainesville tomorrow (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=55535).

Signed,
The Resident Fagot Muhammad Fucking Queers

Daragon
09-09-2010, 02:25 PM
I'm pretty sure Daragon might have an event happening in Gainesville tomorrow (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=55535), though.

LMAO. Nope.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-09-2010, 02:25 PM
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2239/dararage.png

Daragon
09-09-2010, 02:26 PM
Signed,
The Resident Fagot Muhammad Fucking Queers

Lmao. Glad to see you admit it..

Cephalopod
09-09-2010, 02:27 PM
Leader? LMAO. Religions don't have to have a leader. It does predate christianity and Islam tho. It's even mentioned in the bible. But not by name.

I can't believe you worship the Elder Gods. You are so not cool enough for that.

4a6c1
09-09-2010, 02:28 PM
RocktarDaraDerp = IW

BriarFox
09-09-2010, 02:28 PM
You know, I thought Daragon was a really good troll for a few, but I'm depressed to realize he's just an idiot.

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 03:19 PM
this is amazing - i can do actions in Gemstone which leads to massive trolling! Score! how can they ignore my threads now WHEN I DONT EVEN NEED TO START THREADS?!?!?

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 03:21 PM
You gesture at Daragon.
CS: +230 - TD: +112 + CvA: +17 + d100: +49 - -5 == +189
Warding failed!
... 40 points of damage!
Chest strike. Opponent knocked down and stunned!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>hid
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>stanc off
...wait 1 seconds.
HR>stanc off
You are now in an offensive stance.
H>cman disarm dara
You come out of hiding.
[Roll result: 136 (open d100: 23) Penalties: 2]
You swing your vultite mace at Daragon's vultite falchion and connect!
Daragon's vultite falchion is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>prep 616
...wait 2 seconds.
R>hid
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>amb dara neck
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a haon-hafted vultite mace at Daragon!
AS: +295 vs DS: +90 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +45 = +279
... and hit for 99 points of damage!
Right hip pulped, severing the leg.

* Daragon drops dead at your feet!

Daragon seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The powerful look leaves Daragon.
Daragon seems to lose some internal strength.
Daragon seems to lose some dexterity.
The light blue glow leaves Daragon.
Daragon returns to normal color.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>l
[Liath Bheinn, Mountain]
The mountain rises steeply on three sides, hemming in the narrow path. Perpetual darkness drapes the westernmost part of this dead end. You also see a black vultite falchion and a star ruby.
Also here: the body of Daragon who is lying down
Obvious paths: east
R>

Daragon's body decays into compost.

R>wear shi
...wait 1 seconds.
R>wear shi
You sling an embossed spiked mithglin shield over your shoulder.
>get falc
You pick up a black vultite falchion.
>put falc in long
You put a black vultite falchion in your oilcloth longcoat.
>rem shi
You sling an embossed spiked mithglin shield off from over your shoulder.


HR>
A storm giant swings a morning star at Bad!
AS: +247 vs DS: +228 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +7 = +60
A clean miss.
H>amb bad hea
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a haon-hafted vultite mace at Bad!
AS: +330 vs DS: +168 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +62 = +255
... and hit for 97 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.

* Bad drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Bad.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Bad.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Bad.
The very powerful look leaves Bad.
The white light leaves Bad.
Bad begins to breathe less deeply.
Bad glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Bad.
The dim aura fades from around Bad.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Bad's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The bright luminescence fades from around Bad.
The powerful look leaves Bad.
Bad appears less secure.
The air calms down around Bad.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Bad.
The light blue glow leaves Bad.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

Parkbandit
09-09-2010, 03:22 PM
Because it is still a roleplaying game. Just because a bunch of ignorant fucks dont know how to roleplay doesn't mean anything.

http://www.lindbackdistributing.com/pin_95.jpg

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-09-2010, 03:35 PM
Jaeden, you are indeed a worthless piece of shit. It IS crap to kill people in game because of stuff on the message boards. When Mordechai claimed the same thing, that these boards are an extention of the game, everyone got their hackles up and called him on his bullshit. Why is it suddenly okay now? It's not.

In both instances I said the QQing was fucking retarded and people should GTFO of shattered if they want rules.

Showal
09-09-2010, 03:36 PM
My religion is Showal and it's mentioned in the Bible too, right before yours was though so it's older than yours and Christianity and Islam. I know that because in my religious texts, they don't mention your religion or even christianity or islam! lol I can't believe it. I dance around a fire and bang rocks against my genitals and that's how I ward off your Daragoneous spirits and it has kept me safe so far lol. get money and pussy. fuck gs boards their dumb and every1 on them are losers i dont care about anymore.

lol how did you let that fag jaeden kill you? r u not that good at gemstone? you can PM me and i'll give you good character creation advice and will print you out a copy of the strategy guide ive been writing for a few years youll never get murdered by a gay again in game i havent had it happen to me in years

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-09-2010, 03:38 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Showal again.
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Showal
09-09-2010, 03:38 PM
daragon u said u were goin to right me a guide to financial indepindince and then u never did. can u pm that to me? u said it would take a few hours or something? My dad was a really high Showal but not a leader and he always said that daragoneous spiritualites r really good with money and financials.

Daragon
09-09-2010, 04:22 PM
daragon u said u were goin to right me a guide to financial indepindince and then u never did. can u pm that to me? u said it would take a few hours or something? My dad was a really high Showal but not a leader and he always said that daragoneous spiritualites r really good with money and financials.

Lol. Okay.
Step 1 Hunt.
Step 2 ????
Step 3 Profit!

Daragon
09-09-2010, 04:30 PM
Jaeden, you are indeed a worthless piece of shit. It IS crap to kill people in game because of stuff on the message boards. When Mordechai claimed the same thing, that these boards are an extention of the game, everyone got their hackles up and called him on his bullshit. Why is it suddenly okay now? It's not.

Hell I knew he was full of shit. The difference is, Mordechai isn't a total dick like half of these mother fuckers. And really all IW is doing is bringing 'Real Life' into a game. I wish Marlu was still around I see why they were the way they were now, Dicks like half of these boards.

BTW, IW, I think you forgot to post the part where you went to the temple to try to drag me out and kill me over and over again.

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 04:41 PM
looks like griefing you is gonna turn into a regular occurance. fun fun!

Daragon
09-09-2010, 04:44 PM
looks like griefing you is gonna turn into a regular occurance. fun fun!

Oh yeah? But don't you have to change that rag on your head like everyday? Seems like that would be an all day chore..

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-09-2010, 04:52 PM
Oh yeah? But don't you have to change that rag on your head like everyday? Seems like that would be an all day chore..

THIS JUST IN:

IW is actually Sikh!

Donquix
09-09-2010, 04:54 PM
THIS JUST IN:

IW is actually Sikh!

Get well soon?

4a6c1
09-09-2010, 05:04 PM
And just like that Showal Watermelon Accidentallied all over this thread.

m444w
09-09-2010, 05:06 PM
Wow, I cannot believe I am actually in approval of IW's actions for once...

Daragon
09-09-2010, 05:13 PM
Wow sure are alot of these people..

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 05:14 PM
maybe you're in the minority? you know, the minority of people that are complete morons?

Daragon
09-09-2010, 05:19 PM
maybe you're in the minority? you know, the minority of people that are complete morons?

Moron? Have YOUR people made it to the moon, or hell, even outer space yet? I bet their space program is throwing rocks up at the moon :)

AnticorRifling
09-09-2010, 05:29 PM
Moron? Have YOUR people made it to the moon, or hell, even outer space yet? I bet their space program is throwing rocks up at the moon :)

I would say yes his people have since he's American.


Fuck you are retarded.

Daragon
09-09-2010, 05:33 PM
I would say yes his people have since he's American.


Fuck you are retarded.

LoL yeah okay...

SpiffyJr
09-09-2010, 05:38 PM
I would say yes his people have since he's American.

What do you mean you people?!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/downey3_468x300.jpg

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-09-2010, 05:39 PM
From here on out, citizenship to all countries, America included, are based on your religious beliefs.

brb moving to Italy

Daragon
09-09-2010, 05:40 PM
I would say yes his people have since he's American.


Fuck you are retarded.

Actually if you must know...
It is getting me off knowing I am getting under his skin to where he has to bring it into the game. It's funny seeing his 'thin skin' take my word abuse. So really I am getting to him which makes me a winner, because I love this shit :)
And really do I care about him killing a character on a game? No. So he is doing nothing to me..
YAY!!!
Cry for me IW Cry!!
:)

Daragon
09-09-2010, 05:41 PM
What do you mean you people?!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/downey3_468x300.jpg

LMAO

Showal
09-09-2010, 06:13 PM
Moron? Have YOUR people made it to the moon, or hell, even outer space yet? I bet their space program is throwing rocks up at the moon :)

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/captnas99/Daragon.jpg

REALLY!??

Daragon
09-09-2010, 06:14 PM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/captnas99/Daragon.jpg

REALLY!??

LMAO..

Daragon
09-09-2010, 06:21 PM
Damnit where is IW. I wanna here him blah blah blah some more...

RichardCranium
09-09-2010, 06:54 PM
First off, IW, don't take shit off the boards into the game, it is a bitch move on many levels. Not to mention killing afk people. If nothing else, emulating the clan that you worked so hard to eradicate is a bunch of crap, you don't get to suddenly say that their actions are justified for you. They're not. It was crap when Mordechai et al did it, and it is crap when you do it.

Second, Daragon, you are a fucking idiot. Seriously. If I didn't think that killing people in the game over shit on the boards was wrong, I would kill you myself.

The retard clan killed everyone indescriminently for no reason whatsoever, repeatedly. IW is killing one douchebag repeatedly for being a faggot.

Daragon
09-09-2010, 06:55 PM
First off, IW, don't take shit off the boards into the game, it is a bitch move on many levels. Not to mention killing afk people. If nothing else, emulating the clan that you worked so hard to eradicate is a bunch of crap, you don't get to suddenly say that their actions are justified for you. They're not. It was crap when Mordechai et al did it, and it is crap when you do it.

Second, Daragon, you are a fucking idiot. Seriously. If I didn't think that killing people in the game over shit on the boards was wrong, I would kill you myself.

Idiot..not really I just act like one on the boards because it is fun to annoy people. I get off to it, especially when they get all serious.

Daragon
09-09-2010, 06:57 PM
The retard clan killed everyone indescriminently for no reason whatsoever, repeatedly. IW is killing one douchebag repeatedly for being a faggot.

Aw thug life, It makes you the fag for taking dick in your ass...
Fag..

RichardCranium
09-09-2010, 06:58 PM
Idiot..not really I just act like one on the boards because it is fun to annoy people. I get off to it, especially when they get all serious.

You're the only one who seems to be taking it seriously.

Daragon
09-09-2010, 07:00 PM
You're the only one who seems to be taking it seriously.

It's just so entertaining...
I am eating popcorn as we speak..
Extra butter!!

RichardCranium
09-09-2010, 07:20 PM
I would buy that, except IW attacked and tried to disarm my characters in game because of non-game stuff, that was much much much tamer than anything Daragon said. He is just looking for a reason to start shit, and this is as good a reason as any. He is no doubt sitting masturbating feverishly to this thread right now, he loves the attention. He trolls for attention, and when get gets that attention, he uses it as an excuse to troll for more. He uses his religion as bait to start drama, and if I were Allah I would smite him right upside his two-faced little skull. He's a piece of shit.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=54500

Oh I don't disagree that IW is a bag of douche. I guess I'm ok with it because he's griefing another shit stain.

Daragon
09-09-2010, 07:21 PM
I would buy that, except IW attacked and tried to disarm my characters in game because of non-game stuff, that was much much much tamer than anything Daragon said. He is just looking for a reason to start shit, and this is as good a reason as any. He is no doubt sitting masturbating feverishly to this thread right now, he loves the attention. He trolls for attention, and when get gets that attention, he uses it as an excuse to troll for more. He uses his religion as bait to start drama, and if I were Allah I would smite him right upside his two-faced little skull. He's a piece of shit.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=54500

LoL. Yep, actually I just shot a load all over that zombie bitch's face. And BTW Allah is dead..

Daragon
09-09-2010, 07:31 PM
I apparently need to clarify. I wasn't talking to you or about you. I was talking about IW. Everyone else understood that, I apparently need to type more slowly for you. Fucking genius.

LoL..and I was talking about me I really. Had to clean the screen..

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 07:52 PM
Actually if you must know...
It is getting me off knowing I am getting under his skin to where he has to bring it into the game. It's funny seeing his 'thin skin' take my word abuse. So really I am getting to him which makes me a winner, because I love this shit :)
And really do I care about him killing a character on a game? No. So he is doing nothing to me..
YAY!!!
Cry for me IW Cry!!
:)

honestly I came back to kill Cthulu and then noticed your sorry butt in TSC

glad to see you're the newest member of my fan club though.

hell, i'll even come to Wehnimers to welcome you PERSONALLY!!!

remember: you're creating drama with this guy: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=55156

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 07:53 PM
First off, IW, don't take shit off the boards into the game, it is a bitch move on many levels. Not to mention killing afk people. If nothing else, emulating the clan that you worked so hard to eradicate is a bunch of crap, you don't get to suddenly say that their actions are justified for you. They're not. It was crap when Mordechai et al did it, and it is crap when you do it.

don't look into it too much, big momma. it was kind of like when you're at the bank and you can't resist taking a lollypop out of the little box. (I always take like 4-5 lol)

I killed him on a whim for fun. But you can turn it into something more!! yay

Daragon
09-09-2010, 07:56 PM
don't look into it too much, big momma. it was kind of like when you're at the bank and you can't resist taking a lollypop out of the little box. (I always take like 4-5 lol)

I killed him on a whim for fun. But you can turn it into something more!! yay

Seriously on a whim? LoL, you took my weapon, killed me, then you tried to drag me out of the temple to kill me again. Sounds like your nothing more then a thin skinned lil bitch who can't take insults well. Shit, I would hate to see how you react to facebook or myspace lol.

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 07:59 PM
http://www.newshounds.us/images/ssBOReHypocrite2.jpg

Daragon
09-09-2010, 08:36 PM
Doesn't it suck to disagree with both the person who killed you and the person who thinks they are a fucktard for killing you, yet called you an idiot? What a condundrum.

And also:


This could have been written by either of you. This is pretty much exactly how he feels about this situation, just change "bring it into the game" to "bring it to the boards".

Well, If everybody agreed then what fun would there be in life?

Daragon
09-09-2010, 08:39 PM
http://www.newshounds.us/images/ssBOReHypocrite2.jpg

That's media people.
I use it to annoy people.
It's fun to annoy the hell outta people knowing they can't really do anything about. Damn I love this country :)

Bhaalizmo
09-09-2010, 08:56 PM
Spaetzle and gravy iz goot.

Daragon
09-09-2010, 09:19 PM
Several flaming rocks burst from the sky and smite the area!

You are struck by a burning projectile, taking 17 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Head explodes in flames! Grab some marshmallows.
The powerful look leaves you.
You feel the aura of confidence leave you.
You feel the inner strength leave you.
You no longer feel so dextrous.
The light blue glow leaves you.
You return to normal color.

WTF is that? Is it a spell or somethin?

Liagala
09-09-2010, 10:03 PM
First off, IW, don't take shit off the boards into the game, it is a bitch move on many levels. Not to mention killing afk people. If nothing else, emulating the clan that you worked so hard to eradicate is a bunch of crap, you don't get to suddenly say that their actions are justified for you. They're not. It was crap when Mordechai et al did it, and it is crap when you do it.

Second, Daragon, you are a fucking idiot. Seriously. If I didn't think that killing people in the game over shit on the boards was wrong, I would kill you myself.

I agree with all of this, except for one tiny detail. I think that a single, oh-so-satisfying splatter of Daragon guts on the ground in Shattered would be acceptable, even if it is because he's a doucherocket of epic proportions on the boards.

More than one, no. But one kill? Almost everyone in Shattered has said all along that a single death is nothing to get worked up about, even Vanguard when we were working at bringing Marlu down.

Liagala
09-09-2010, 10:05 PM
Several flaming rocks burst from the sky and smite the area!

You are struck by a burning projectile, taking 17 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Head explodes in flames! Grab some marshmallows.
The powerful look leaves you.
You feel the aura of confidence leave you.
You feel the inner strength leave you.
You no longer feel so dextrous.
The light blue glow leaves you.
You return to normal color.

WTF is that? Is it a spell or somethin?

Meteor Swarm

Drunken Durfin
09-09-2010, 10:07 PM
Meteor Swarm

NOM NOM NOM! FAVORITE SPELL!


http://www.mtgotraders.com/store/media/products/me2/Meteor_Shower.jpg

Daragon
09-09-2010, 10:11 PM
I agree with all of this, except for one tiny detail. I think that a single, oh-so-satisfying splatter of Daragon guts on the ground in Shattered would be acceptable, even if it is because he's a doucherocket of epic proportions on the boards.

More than one, no. But one kill? Almost everyone in Shattered has said all along that a single death is nothing to get worked up about, even Vanguard when we were working at bringing Marlu down.

Yeah, if it was just one death I wouldn't have even started this thread, and gone about my day. What made start the thread was the fact he tried to drag me outta the temple to kill me some more. I mean, I been killed once by a few people in the past, but never posted any complaints or anything.

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 10:16 PM
http://www.docleaf.com/critique/Apr2308/cry.jpg

Daragon
09-09-2010, 10:21 PM
http://www.docleaf.com/critique/Apr2308/cry.jpg

LoL I hate that guy..

RichardCranium
09-09-2010, 10:22 PM
That's media people.
I use it to annoy people.
It's fun to annoy the hell outta people knowing they can't really do anything about. Damn I love being a douchebag on the internet, where it's safe.


.

Daragon
09-09-2010, 10:24 PM
.

Oh yeah? Must be for you..
One hobby that I also love doing is getting into bar fights. I doubt you could go a round with me sweet heart...

IorakeWarhammer
09-09-2010, 10:32 PM
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/barfight.jpg

RichardCranium
09-09-2010, 10:45 PM
Oh yeah? Must be for you..
One hobby that I also love doing is getting into bar fights. I doubt you could go a round with me sweet heart...

I can tell you're serious from your avatar.

Cephalopod
09-09-2010, 10:48 PM
Oh yeah? Must be for you..
One hobby that I also love doing is getting into bar fights. I doubt you could go a round with me sweet heart...

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d3/Internettoughkid.jpg

Liagala
09-09-2010, 11:30 PM
more like a 30-6, no watch but I do have a sweet ass lighter..

http://www.lolwigger.com/wigger1.jpg

IorakeWarhammer
09-10-2010, 07:22 AM
J>
You are now level 60!

Statistic Stat Gain Bonus Gain
Strength (STR) : 71 +1 ... 25 +1
Constitution (CON) : 88 +1 ... 29
Dexterity (DEX) : 83 +1 ... 11 +1
Agility (AGI) : 91 +1 ... 15 +1
Discipline (DIS) : 87 +1 ... 18 +1
Aura (AUR) : 93 +1 ... 16 +1
Logic (LOG) : 93 +1 ... 16 +1
Intuition (INT) : 85 +1 ... 17 +1
Wisdom (WIS) : 86 +1 ... 18

Training adjusted to your current level. You have regained use of 67 Phy while your converted Phy points have decreased by 52 points.

Physical Training Points: 118
Mental Training Points: 0

<3

Liagala
09-10-2010, 11:13 AM
remember: you're creating drama with this guy:
http://web.utk.edu/~jryel/GallawayAttentionWhore.jpg

Of course, Daragon's no better.

Showal
09-10-2010, 12:17 PM
Oh yeah? Must be for you..
One hobby that I also love doing is getting into bar fights. I doubt you could go a round with me sweet heart...

Most people of the Daragon faith love bar fights. It predates christianity and islam, even, they had lots of bar fights before those religions and it's ok because it's good of the daragons to do this, so it be said in the religious texts of the time, when it was mentioned in the bible too (but not by the name daragon). They were the people, not mentioned by name, that said to give them their guests so they could know them and then God of the Bible cast meteor storm and said lol game over and don't look back. Daragon is one of the only people to stay in this religion.

Daragon
09-10-2010, 12:44 PM
Most people of the Daragon faith love bar fights. It predates christianity and islam, even, they had lots of bar fights before those religions and it's ok because it's good of the daragons to do this, so it be said in the religious texts of the time, when it was mentioned in the bible too (but not by the name daragon). They were the people, not mentioned by name, that said to give them their guests so they could know them and then God of the Bible cast meteor storm and said lol game over and don't look back. Daragon is one of the only people to stay in this religion.

No.

AnticorRifling
09-10-2010, 12:52 PM
No.

Yes. Very, very yes.

Daragon
09-10-2010, 12:57 PM
Yes. Very, very yes.

No. Everyone knows you only get Meteor Swarm when you find the Holy grail and drink liquified shit out of it, under a full moon!

AnticorRifling
09-10-2010, 01:00 PM
That's not how Indiana Jones did it. Way to fail.

Daragon
09-10-2010, 01:05 PM
That's not how Indiana Jones did it. Way to fail.

Indiana Jones was a lying Communist Muslim!

Ryvicke
09-10-2010, 01:33 PM
Showal is currently winning all Daragon-based threads. Daragon accidentally and keeps losing all Daragon-based threads. :(

Daragon
09-10-2010, 01:36 PM
Showal is currently winning all Daragon-based threads. Daragon accidentally and keeps losing all Daragon-based threads. :(

Never knew it was a contest. Whats the prize. BTW still waiting your PROOF from the political threads..

Ryvicke
09-10-2010, 01:39 PM
Never knew it was a contest. Whats the prize. BTW still waiting your PROOF from the political threads..

I posted beet lady gaga for you earlier today, what else do you need proof of?

Daragon
09-10-2010, 01:47 PM
I posted beet lady gaga for you earlier today, what else do you need proof of?

What are we the grammar police? On the fucking internet which pretty much has it's own language seriously?

Donquix
09-10-2010, 01:49 PM
What are we the grammar police? On the fucking internet which pretty much has it's own language seriously?

its

Liagala
09-10-2010, 01:52 PM
What are we the grammar police? On the fucking internet which pretty much has it's own language seriously?

"has it's [sic] own language seriously" Is seriously the name of this language?

Daragon
09-10-2010, 02:32 PM
"has it's [sic] own language seriously" Is seriously the name of this language?

You must be a blonde..

AnticorRifling
09-10-2010, 02:51 PM
You must be a blonde..

You must be the result of 9 months of everclear and pot.

Daragon
09-10-2010, 02:53 PM
You must be the result of 9 months of everclear and pot.

I love both...makes sense.

Liagala
09-10-2010, 03:21 PM
You must be a blonde..

Yup. How'd you guess?

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee346/None1414/LisaHair.jpg

Kainen
09-10-2010, 03:23 PM
Yup. How'd you guess?

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee346/None1414/LisaHair.jpg

I am jealous. I cut my hair VERY short for a change and now I am trying to grow it back long again. I miss days of having waist length blue hair :(

Liagala
09-10-2010, 03:25 PM
I am jealous. I cut my hair VERY short for a change and now I am trying to grow it back long again. I miss days of having waist length blue hair :(

I've never dyed it any color at all, let alone blue, but I did cut it short once. I cried for about 3 weeks and started growing it back.

Daragon
09-10-2010, 03:33 PM
I've never dyed it any color at all, let alone blue, but I did cut it short once. I cried for about 3 weeks and started growing it back.

I remember the days my hair was that long...
Then I realized it sucked whenever I would get too drunk and puke..

Kainen
09-10-2010, 03:38 PM
I've never dyed it any color at all, let alone blue, but I did cut it short once. I cried for about 3 weeks and started growing it back.

My hair's been blue, green, fushia, purple, red (fire engine), black, white blonde, abd pink. I quit dying it when I noticed a nifty half inch streak of grey starting at my widows peak.

Liagala
09-10-2010, 03:40 PM
I remember the days my hair was that long...
Then I realized it sucked whenever I would get too drunk and puke..

You're overly fond of the period. Perhaps you need lessons in its use too?

Showal
09-10-2010, 03:46 PM
Never knew it was a contest. Whats the prize. BTW still waiting your PROOF from the political threads..

haha it is contest and your proof there too!

Showal
09-10-2010, 03:47 PM
oops i accidentally that last post

Daragon
09-10-2010, 03:52 PM
You're overly fond of the period. Perhaps you need lessons in its use too?

Well in 'internet' usage it means trailing off the sentence rather then just ending it this is why I use multiples................................

Asha
09-10-2010, 03:54 PM
Your hair naturally changes colour? Pretty wicked.

Showal
09-10-2010, 03:58 PM
Well in 'internet' usage it means trailing off the sentence rather then just ending it this is why I use multiples................................

lol forgive her shes not read the daragons vol 1

Daragon
09-10-2010, 04:03 PM
lol forgive her shes not read the daragons vol 1

Just 1 free pass..

Liagala
09-10-2010, 04:06 PM
Well in 'internet' usage it means trailing off the sentence rather then just ending it this is why I use multiples................................

rather than

Showal
09-10-2010, 04:07 PM
Just 1 free pass..

thats all lord daragons has requested we give except in bar fight

Ryvicke
09-10-2010, 04:15 PM
thats all lord daragons has requested we give except in bar fight

accept in bar fight.

i don't know if your a real daragon

Daragon
09-10-2010, 04:17 PM
accept in bar fight.

i don't know if your a real daragon

Yep he is me too. You figured us out..

AnticorRifling
09-10-2010, 04:23 PM
Yep he is me too. You figured us out..

Psst you missed the your != you're bait that was in there too. Fuck your dumb.

Showal
09-10-2010, 04:40 PM
Yep he is me too. You figured us out..

LMAO she think she does!

Daragon
09-10-2010, 05:06 PM
LMAO she think she does!

LoL I'm having a blast annoying people brings me back to the days of playing Belan..

Michaelous
09-10-2010, 05:08 PM
why is every post by showal followed by a humping post by anticor? and vice versa?

well i guess its true what they say about gays in the military, they back each other up.....in the back

Daragon
09-10-2010, 05:09 PM
why is every post by showal followed by a humping post by anticor? and vice versa?

well i guess its true what they say about gays in the military, they back each other up.....

LMAO

RichardCranium
09-10-2010, 05:58 PM
why is every post by showal followed by a humping post by anticor? and vice versa?

well i guess its true what they say about gays in the military, they back each other up.....in the back

1. Find a fire.

2. Die in it.

3. ???

4. Profit

Michaelous
09-10-2010, 06:01 PM
1. Find a fire.

2. Die in it.

3. ???

4. Profit

so thats the oath they took?

Showal
09-10-2010, 06:17 PM
why is every post by showal followed by a humping post by anticor? and vice versa?

well i guess its true what they say about gays in the military, they back each other up.....in the back

lol k mich i'm in the military and me and AR have one post following each others in this thread. your so smart mich so smart lol k yea

they back each other up ........... in the back. so clever. good play on words. ha

k don't be mad that my tournamonent is going to be better than yours and yours is pussys only and you know it too.

sorry i'm going to go eat half rice half chicken and then go workout now best advice in the whole of the PC

Showal
09-10-2010, 06:20 PM
so thats the oath they took?

ha mich you can quote and then try to call someone gay and twist it to a gay thing lol k thx mich so awesome. your good at gemstone.

Hi want to duel? I'm mich. Pleas dont do things that would kill me becuse I cant beat spikthorn lol yeah whezee wheeze no implose eithther or ill coid the match

Carl Spackler
09-11-2010, 10:28 AM
Oh yeah? Must be for you..
One hobby that I also love doing is getting into bar fights. I doubt you could go a round with me sweet heart...

Sad that I'm coming so late to this party, but you're a fucking loser.

http://pointersviewpoint.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/loser.jpg

Daragon
09-11-2010, 10:30 AM
Sad that I'm coming so late to this party, but you're a fucking loser.

http://pointersviewpoint.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/loser.jpg

This coming from someone who sucks dick for rock. BTW, when you said rock I gave you a rock, not my fault you didn't specify what kind.

Carl Spackler
09-11-2010, 10:36 AM
This coming from someone who sucks dick for rock. BTW, when you said rock I gave you a rock, not my fault you didn't specify what kind.

I'm going to go with no on that one. Nice try though.

Daragon
09-11-2010, 10:37 AM
I'm going to go with no on that one. Nice try though.

Deny it all you want, but if it didn't happen how would I know you also swallow? LMAO just kidding..
But you brought it on yourself..for being late to the bash..

Carl Spackler
09-11-2010, 10:39 AM
Deny it all you want, but if it didn't happen how would I know you also swallow?

Don't you feel a bit pitiful? Having to grasp at insults is pathetic.

Daragon
09-11-2010, 10:41 AM
Don't you feel a bit pitiful? Having to grasp at insults is pathetic.

What, like your insult? You are seriously going to bash me for insulting you, when you, yourself, insulted me first? Hypocrisy. Your no better then the rest of these fags on the boards.

Carl Spackler
09-11-2010, 10:45 AM
What, like your insult? You are seriously going to bash me for insulting you, when you, yourself, insulted me first? Hypocrisy. Your no better then the rest of these fags on the boards.

Your comment, trying to make yourself sound tough necessitated that I make fun of you. So yes I insulted you, but I had a valid reason, considering your post(s) make you sound like a complete sack of shit. You're just hopelessly insulting others in an attempt to make yourself feel better.

Also, are you a fag for participating in all the faggotry on these boards with said fags?

Daragon
09-11-2010, 10:51 AM
Your comment, trying to make yourself sound tough necessitated that I make fun of you. So yes I insulted you, but I had a valid reason, considering your post(s) make you sound like a complete sack of shit. You're just hopelessly insulting others in an attempt to make yourself feel better.

Also, are you a fag for participating in all the faggotry on these boards with said fags?

difference is, I can prove it.
No I don't take dick in the ass or suck it so I am not the fag. But your one for taking it :)

Carl Spackler
09-11-2010, 10:58 AM
difference is, I can prove it.
No I don't take dick in the ass or suck it so I am not the fag. But your one for taking it :)

Still grasping, please do better.

Not to mention the only thing I've seen you prove is you like talking about fags.

I Think:
http://www.thefranchise.net/interweb/images/fag0try%20strong.jpg

Daragon
09-11-2010, 10:59 AM
Still grasping, please do better.

Not to mention the only thing I've seen you prove is you like talking about fags.

I Think:
http://www.thefranchise.net/interweb/images/fag0try%20strong.jpg

Meaning I give not receive.

Carl Spackler
09-11-2010, 11:02 AM
Meaning I give not receive.

So you like fucking other males? Cool man, glad to hear it.

I'm sure it's not hard to win bar fights at the local gay bar anyway... Do you slap each other and pull hair?

Daragon
09-11-2010, 11:03 AM
So you like fucking other males? Cool man, glad to hear it.

I'm sure it's not hard to win bar fights at the local gay bar anyway... Do you slap each other and pull hair?

LMAO no. I am just fucking around because I know you faggy lil nerds on the boards are such serious folks.

Carl Spackler
09-11-2010, 11:07 AM
LMAO no. I am just fucking around because I know you faggy lil nerds on the boards are such serious folks.

Let me take you back to the original post in this thread, I think you know who wrote it.


So I was afk hunting, out of no were Jaeden Disarms me, kills me, Then comes to the temple and tries Dragging me off. Mind you my character is like 36 levels below his. It's pretty pathetic when you go around killing people because of stuff on the boards that makes you nothing but a little pussy. Paying 1 million silver to the first person that kills him 5 times in a row.

I'd say you're the one taking this game and these boards serious. Now grab your KY, go back to Boys Town and slam some man-ass. Also, be sure to get in a fight first to prove how tough you are, you'll probably attract more girly/submissive partners for you to punish.

IorakeWarhammer
09-11-2010, 11:13 AM
wow i open the thread and Daragon is still getting owned

Daragon
09-11-2010, 11:20 AM
Let me take you back to the original post in this thread, I think you know who wrote it.



I'd say you're the one taking this game and these boards serious. Now grab your KY, go back to Boys Town and slam some man-ass. Also, be sure to get in a fight first to prove how tough you are, you'll probably attract more girly/submissive partners for you to punish.

Why don't you go suck on a cum fart fag..

Carl Spackler
09-11-2010, 11:21 AM
Why don't you go suck on a cum fart fag..

http://healium.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/obamam-lol-y-u-mad-tho.jpg

IorakeWarhammer
09-11-2010, 11:22 AM
it's amazing how Daragon continues to handle these unwarranted smears against him with such class.. and forgiveness!

Daragon
09-11-2010, 11:35 AM
http://healium.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/obamam-lol-y-u-mad-tho.jpg

Lol that bitch needs to put more grease in her hair its gettin a lil frizzy.

Drunken Durfin
09-11-2010, 12:16 PM
well i guess its true what they say about gays in the military, they back each other up.....in the back

Still making friends I see.

Showal
09-11-2010, 12:28 PM
This coming from someone who sucks dick for rock. BTW, when you said rock I gave you a rock, not my fault you didn't specify what kind.


Deny it all you want, but if it didn't happen how would I know you also swallow? LMAO just kidding..
But you brought it on yourself..for being late to the bash..


What, like your insult? You are seriously going to bash me for insulting you, when you, yourself, insulted me first? Hypocrisy. Your no better then the rest of these fags on the boards.


difference is, I can prove it.
No I don't take dick in the ass or suck it so I am not the fag. But your one for taking it :)


LMAO no. I am just fucking around because I know you faggy lil nerds on the boards are such serious folks.


Why don't you go suck on a cum fart fag..


Lol that bitch needs to put more grease in her hair its gettin a lil frizzy.

LMAO your so awesome im so happy were on the same side and i dont have to deal with your insults. Fags on this boards deserve it.

Daragon
09-11-2010, 12:56 PM
LMAO your so awesome im so happy were on the same side and i dont have to deal with your insults. Fags on this boards deserve it.

Yeah!