Friend's birthday

[Kimberly Hart]

My friend is obsessed with her birthday facebook group and checks it every 20 minutes to see who else is attending this Saturday.

Yesterday she went on and someone who she didn't invite/doesn't know replied saying they are attending...she called me right away in a panic.

So I figure, hell, I'll invite everyone here. Obviously none of you are probably close enough to make it but feel free to say attending just to freak her out :)

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=141349712572995&ref=nf

[Kimberly Hart]

She called me at work freaking out!

Good work guys, thanks for helping out!

Feel free to leave comments. Anything involving dancing up a storm and vodka cranberries should be enough to make her say "wtf"

[WRoss]

I'm so excited to come. I will bring the South Paw Lite. Think about 10 cases should do? Also, I think I remember something about people wanting vodka drunken cranberries. How do magnets work?

Done and done. No that isn't my real facebook, though I wish I had that cool of a mullet.

[iJenni]

I'm new to Petersborough so I'm SO GLAD you invited me!!! I made sure to let her know how much I'm looking forward to it!

~ Jenni

[Kimberly Hart]

Update: As I sit here laughing at the awesome things you guys are posting she writes...

"OMG!!!there are weird people coming to my bday! I think my cousin invited one girl mayb? And something about potatoes!"

Knew I could count on you guys to make things interesting.

<3

[IorakeWarhammer]

I'm new to Petersborough so I'm SO GLAD you invited me!!! I made sure to let her know how much I'm looking forward to it!

~ Jenni

wow i saw the link what are you a stalker? a little overboard. but LOL nonetheless.

[Keller]

"OMG!!!there are weird people coming to my bday! I think my cousin invited one girl mayb? And something about potatoes!"

I just hope someone gets my mashed potato reference.

Beastie Boys, people. Classic!

[Kimberly Hart]

Doubt my friend will get it but I know lots of others will. Besides it just makes it creepier if you don't!

[Kimberly Hart]

Ok, she's at Walmart and just called me freaking out. She's mostly concerned about "mullet guy" showing up!

But she was laughing throughout the convo. I'm not completely evil ;)

[Ceyrin]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/14256/571188-robeandwizardhat_super.jpg

[4a6c1]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-dog-pictures-cheezburger-fails-cat-catch.jpg

[WRoss]

Dear iJenni,

When you decided to post on this little kid's birthday party, it was sorta funny. When you said, "where is that view from?? cant wait to meet you!" That was beginning to get creepy. Then you went on to say:

CRANBERRIES ARE MY FLIPPIN FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you need a haircut me friend!

and maybe some Rogane! LOLOL!!!

hey.. I'm new in town, Kim H. invited me. she said she really wants me to meet you and get to know you. she talked a lot about you and you sound like an awesome person and a great future friend. looking forward to meeting you and having some 1 on 1 time :)

i heard you can teach me a mean salsa!!! is it ok that i'm a big girl???? anyway let me know hunni i'm REALLY REALLY EXCITED!!! and Kim said we could go to her place after for drinks and maybe a toy party!! SCORE!!

I hope so!! I'm bringing a turkey and PLENTY of gravy. trust me, gravy is sexier than whipped cream and chocolate if you get the idea!

Jenni Panacinni (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001578600881) likes this.

74 1/2 hours till i meet my new friends for LIFE!!!!!

how do you know her?! see what i did thar?

it doesnt matter because my birthday is around the same time so we can all celebrate BOTH of our birthdays! twice the fun plus im bringing gravy!


This is all cause for concern, because you are now even too creepy for the PC. I suggest you check outmy friends website. (http://www.4chan.org/b/) You'd fit in much better there. Please be sure to post your facebook name so you can get lots of attention.

Sincerely,
Ross

[Showal]

I'm coming.

[Ceyrin]

Sounds messy.

[iJenni]

i'm really going!!!

[IorakeWarhammer]

LOL I totally called it

[4a6c1]

This is all cause for concern, because you are now even too creepy for the PC. I suggest you check outmy friends website. (http://www.4chan.org/b/) You'd fit in much better there. Please be sure to post your facebook name so you can get lots of attention.

Sincerely,
Ross

Ok. Coming from Ross this is substantial cause for worry. I say we call the FBI Pedobearkiller unit right away.