Catapults are serious business, people

[NocturnalRob]

They don't call it The Amazing Race for nothing.

http://www.twitvid.com/Q41DB

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

HEADSHOT

That is awesome.

[Celephais]

That was so awesome. Damn I can't rep you again.

How did that not break her nose at the very least? I was expecting her face to look like SotT's after a night of mild drinking. Nose gushing blood, maybe a few teeth missing and smashed orbitals.

[Gnome Rage]

Her face BROKE that watermelon.

[Kuyuk]

yeah, I'm surprised she didnt get a busted face. Musta hit her noggin and not her face.

[Gnome Rage]

yeah, I'm surprised she didnt get a busted face. Musta hit her noggin and not her face.

I expected two black eyes from a horrendously broken nose

[g++]

Getting hit with a watermelon at high speed should be a beuty treatment she looked alot hotter after the concussion.

[Cephalopod]

http://i.imgur.com/09QFI.gif

[Kuyuk]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/2/128805266779034909.jpg

[MotleyCrew]

As much as I'm sure that hurt, it made me snort laugh.

[Abilene]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/2/128805266779034909.jpg

><;

[NocturnalRob]

Hahaha...nice, Nachos

[Celephais]

http://i.imgur.com/09QFI.gif

Hah, I was in the process of trying to do this myself, something broken with my gif app right now, no time to fix it though (Okay fixed it) ... I wanted a slowmo:
http://www.beerzombie.com/images/face.gif

It looks like superman just dropped a load in her face.

[Celephais]

http://i52.tinypic.com/1zn639t.gif

[Cephalopod]

Incredible.

[NocturnalRob]

Cele, fix that immediately. it looks like he's jizzing out of his knee.

[Cephalopod]

Cele, fix that immediately. it looks like he's jizzing out of his knee.

You've never had sex with Superman before, have you?

[Celephais]

Cele, fix that immediately. it looks like he's jizzing out of his knee.

It was bothering me too...
http://i51.tinypic.com/b4ybsg.gif

[NocturnalRob]

hahaha...awesome.

[Parkbandit]

Holy shit.. Awesome facial

[NocturnalRob]

yeah, actually. I hope it's ok, but i'm ganking that for my sig.

[Celephais]

Haha, yeah gank away. ... I should add a Mortal Kobat "FACIALITY!" to it...

[NocturnalRob]

Mortal Kobat
i love that game

[Celephais]

i love that game

I remember there being this terrible flash attempt at a fighting game called Mortal Wombat.

[NocturnalRob]

V2, motherfucker!!

http://www.playcrafter.com/games/Jaxcheese/mortal_wombat_v2/350423

edit: although I did enjoy this- http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Combat+Wombat/

[Celephais]

Huh... not sure if adding the digital dong was an improvement or not
http://i53.tinypic.com/28colyv.gif

(In the original you can either assume he whips it out real fast and with superman speed fires his load and then puts it away, or it's just blacked out).

[NocturnalRob]

http://i53.tinypic.com/28colyv.gif
dude, you know Superman's dick isn't that small. stop fucking around.

[Cephalopod]

dude, you know Superman's dick isn't that small. stop fucking around.

Zod can't handle it.

http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/zodbig.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

Zod gets crazy play.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u89/knightstrikehero/KneelBeforeZodCartoon.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Huh... not sure if adding the digital dong was an improvement or not
http://i53.tinypic.com/28colyv.gif

(In the original you can either assume he whips it out real fast and with superman speed fires his load and then puts it away, or it's just blacked out).

I approve.

[Celephais]

dude, you know Superman's dick isn't that small. stop fucking around.

You're never happy unless someone gives you a huge dong...
http://i54.tinypic.com/2rcag61.gif

[Cephalopod]

You're never happy unless someone gives you a huge dong...
http://i54.tinypic.com/2rcag61.gif

Dude, you totally just spent time manipulating Superman's penis until it got larger.

[NocturnalRob]

You complete me.


You're never happy unless someone gives you a huge dong...
http://i54.tinypic.com/2rcag61.gif

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Dude, you totally just spent time manipulating Superman's penis until it got larger.

I detect jealousy..

[Celephais]

Dude, you totally just spent time manipulating Superman's penis until it got larger.

It's a dangerous thing to attempt.

[Cephalopod]

I detect jealousy..

It's dripping off me like Superman's watermelon jism.

[NocturnalRob]

It's dripping off me like Superman's watermelon jism.
Don't say that too loudly or Snowball might jump in, mouth wide open.

[Celephais]

I should have put a speech bubble over supe's head "Nggggh"

[Ceyrin]

You're never happy unless someone gives you a huge dong...
http://i54.tinypic.com/2rcag61.gif




:ultimate:

I need say no more.

[Ceyrin]

Also... "That's why they call it the amazing race"

I'd have told that bitch to go fuck herself, and or started shooting watermelons at her.

[NocturnalRob]

I should have put a speech bubble over supe's head "Super Skeeeeeeeet!!"
yeah

[Celephais]

yeah
http://i52.tinypic.com/2rh6vmf.png
http://i51.tinypic.com/126fr02.gif
I just had a really productive meeting.

[NocturnalRob]

Cele, seriously, I think we need to hang out in a totally platonic (but probably not really) type of way.

[Keller]

You're never happy unless someone gives you a huge dong...
http://i54.tinypic.com/2rcag61.gif

It's impossible, Lois Lane could never have Superman's baby.

[AnticorRifling]

It's impossible, Lois Lane could never have Superman's baby.

It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him

[NocturnalRob]

It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him
I'm watching Mallrats tonight after the game. It's settled.

[Celephais]

It's impossible, Lois Lane could never have Superman's baby.

I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.

That gif looks so violent to me... it just looks like a spray of sperm, blood and liquified bone as he ends her.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Cumshot lobotomy, baby.

[AnticorRifling]

Cumshot lobotomy, baby.

That's a band name waiting to happen.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

That's a band name waiting to happen.

Cel said the same thing, haha

[Abilene]

Ya adding too much to it, starting to get too busy. No words are needed for the superman money shot!

[NocturnalRob]

Nah, Cele does as he's told. Or else!!

[Celephais]

Ya adding too much to it, starting to get too busy. No words are needed for the superman money shot!

I agree that the Faciality is a bit too cluttered ... maybe if I had made it taller so it wasn't ontop of superman, and it just faded in and out instead of moving in so it'd be less distracting. The SUPER SKEEEEEET! is right on the money(shot) though.

Hahaha, that's awesome AR, yesterday Nikki said that and I immediately thought it was a band name, she then discovered that it's not yet taken ... so now we've got it.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

money(rocket)

fix't

[Deathravin]

not as uber as the superman one, but - another one I found.
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/168314-1/Cannonball.gif

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Cel's famous on the interwebs!

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dbv59/superman_came/

[Deathravin]

Cel's famous on the interwebs!

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dbv59/superman_came/

Those comments are pretty freakin epic.


When you slow the video way down, now let's look really carefully at the woman. You can see tiny explosions, almost like auxiliary charges, around her head and neck. A watermelon expert (on reviewing the video) was quoted as saying that it looked almost exactly like a controlled demolition... a controlled demolition.
It's clearly a conspiracy.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Those comments are pretty freakin epic.

I liked the one underneath that, "But it clearly wasn't an inside job".