PC Fantasy Football: Week 1 Lines/Projected Points

[Rimalon]

TEAM NAME/PROJECTED POINTS/LINE

Inglewood Rump Shakers 129 -37 Team GSAuctions.com 92 +37

Kookie Cutters 84 -10 Rimalon Blows 74 +10

Utah Swamies 105 +14 Original Sin 119 -14

DC Bureaucrats 89 +5 Illegal Dry Wallers 94 -5

Cunning Linguist 86 -9 Suicide Bob-ombers 77 +9

Anthrax's Crushers 99 -20 No pink 4 in the stink 79 +20

Red Storm Rising 103 -31 Black People 72 +31

Sparkle Motion 82 +16 Team Barachado 98 -16

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Courtesy ESPN projections, of course. AS YOU CAN SEE, your friendly commish--even WITH Jay Cutler--leads all teams with 129 projected points.

SUCK IT!

Original Sin is next with 119, even WITH Jahvid Best. His matchup with Swami looks like the game of the week, according to this.

Good old week one.

[Swami71]

The real difference maker in our match up is Antonio Gates. 19 pts for a TE!!!

[Willington]

And there was a *Scoff* or two when i bought Gates for $23.
Just wait till Best runs amuck all over CHI to justify my $40 on him!

[Ryvicke]

There is no way the bob-ombers are going to drop their first matchup.

Also: the rump-shakers look insanely solid. I had no clue you manhandled the auction like that. That is a fine stable.

[Rimalon]

Also: the rump-shakers look insanely solid. I had no clue you manhandled the auction like that. That is a fine stable.

Why thank you, sir!

[Revalos]

No-show Moreno isn't getting 13 points, I'd say he's more likely going to cede a bunch of carries to Buckhalter. I'm also not seeing Steve Smith getting 21 against the Giants. I call shenanigans on ESPN on both of those picks for the Shakers.

I'm calling Bureaucrats v. DryWallers as the game of the week. Thomas Jones is going to get more than 2 points for sure, hell, I could see him get 20 if he gets going. Forsett may get more carries than predicted as well considering Julius "Why am I playing again?" Jones' situation.

[Ceyrin]

TEAM NAME/PROJECTED POINTS/LINE

Inglewood Rump Shakers 129 -37 Team GSAuctions.com 92 +37

Kookie Cutters 84 -10 Rimalon Blows 74 +10

Utah Swamies 105 +14 Original Sin 119 -14

DC Bureaucrats 89 +5 Illegal Dry Wallers 94 -5

Cunning Linguist 86 -9 Suicide Bob-ombers 77 +9

Anthrax's Crushers 99 -20 No pink 4 in the stink 79 +20

Red Storm Rising 103 -31 Black People 72 +31

Sparkle Motion 82 +16 Team Barachado 98 -16

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Courtesy ESPN projections, of course. AS YOU CAN SEE, your friendly commish--even WITH Jay Cutler--leads all teams with 129 projected points.

SUCK IT!

Original Sin is next with 119, even WITH Jahvid Best. His matchup with Swami looks like the game of the week, according to this.

Good old week one.


:weirdthread:

[Rimalon]

?

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=587361

[Revalos]

I'm guessing Ceyrin doesn't play Fantasy Football and therefore doesn't understand what the numbers mean.

[LMingrone]

Damn, is it closed already? I haven't had a chance to join one fantasy league this year!

I have nothing to do for the next few months, so I'm setting up a PC Suicide League.

(Simple rules: you pick one team a week every week to win. Can't pick the same team twice. Last person standing wins. No entrance cost, but whoever wins will get an item from their team of choice.)

I'll start it off. I'm taking Miami this week.

Email me or PM me if you'd like to play. I'll keep track.

[Sean of the Thread]

Damn, is it closed already? I haven't had a chance to join one fantasy league this year!

I have nothing to do for the next few months, so I'm setting up a PC Suicide League.

(Simple rules: you pick one team a week every week to win. Can't pick the same team twice. Last person standing wins. No entrance cost, but whoever wins will get an item from their team of choice.)

I'll start it off. I'm taking Miami this week.

Email me or PM me if you'd like to play. I'll keep track.

**edit you're a fucking brave man taking a major rivalry season opener at their rivals house. Good luck to ya.


Just start a new thread for it and we'll track it there. I'm down for a suicide pick'em league.

[Ceyrin]

I'm guessing Ceyrin doesn't play Fantasy Football and therefore doesn't understand what the numbers mean.

You guess correctly sir.

Though in specific I was really finding the bizzare team names odd.

Not that I don't love me some football, but I have a lot more interesting things to fantasize about... what those are I'll leave to everyone's depraved little imaginations =)

[Ceyrin]

?

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=587361

I got about this far...

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk174/Fellcasters/football-funny-pic.jpg

And then decided I'd seen enough (plus I needed a shower at that point).

[Rimalon]

That pic makes me lol every time.

Take that, Grossman.

[Sean of the Thread]

My kicker can suck a massive tasty cocksicle tonight when he gets home tonight.


FUCK YOU HARTLEY.

[RichardCranium]

My kicker can suck a massive tasty cocksicle tonight when he gets home tonight.


FUCK YOU HARTLEY.

I took Longwell. 4 points so far.

[Sean of the Thread]

Hartley missed two fgs :(


I expect over the season he'll make up for it with xps but that doesn't help in a week to week matchup.

Was also worried about going against saints dst tonight with favre aka interceptionator against them.

[RichardCranium]

Yeah I feel the same way about Brees. He didn't do jack shit for me tonight but he'll make it up over the season.

It did piss me off the he shanked those two though.

[Revalos]

Visanthe made up a bit for Colston's poor performance for me. He was the only offense the Vikings had, even more than Peterson!

[Rimalon]

Longwell missed that XP, too.

BAD NIGHT FOR KICKERS!

Bad fantasy night in general, really. Pierre Thomas has the only respectable pwn line.

[Ceyrin]

Take that, Grossman.

I always saw it as "Welcome to the big leagues, Grossman".

[Revalos]

Hakeem Nicks is my new best buddy. Daaaaaamn!

[Bobmuhthol]

If the suicide league is happening I want Chargers over Chiefs.