BHAMBI KILLED OUR PET ::CRIE::

[Drew2]

Bhambi chants a reverent litany and clasps her hands while tightly focusing her thoughts...
Bhambi gestures at a rolton.
A scintillating, blue-white aura encompasses a rolton.
CS: +455 - TD: +62 + CvA: +25 + d100: +37 == +455
Warding failed!
A massive beam of blue-white energy engulfs a rolton in a luminous column of light!
The rolton is hit for 160 points of damage!
The rolton collapses to the ground, emits a final bleat, and dies.
A rolton seems hesitant.
The light blue glow leaves a rolton.
A rolton seems slightly different.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a rolton.
The bright luminescence fades from around a rolton.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a rolton.
A rolton seems a bit less imposing.
The deep blue glow leaves a rolton.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a rolton suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The dim aura fades from around a rolton.
The powerful look leaves a rolton.
The air calms down around a rolton.
The guiding force leaves a rolton.
The wall of force disappears from around a rolton.

[Vesi]

I say... good. Imagine being a newbie here and getting killed by that thing. Or trying to figure out what all those numbers mean. I do not support spelling up critters. Sorry to rain on your parade. Bad!

Vesi

[Souzy]

lmao! You missed Momma!

[Drew2]

Stealth suddenly fades into sight beside you.
>
Stealth smiles.
>
A rolton decays into a pile of fur and bone.
>
Skadii frowns.
>
Stealth says, "Folks, next time it will be a warning for those involved."
>
Dionisius firmly asks, "Involved in what?"
>
Stealth says, "That's not a good thing for the kids around town."
>
You blink.
>
Stealth says, "Spelling up creatures."
>
Dionisius firmly says, "What kid hunts in town though."
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Miyer monotonously says, "That's just immature."
>l
[Wehnimer's, South Ring Rd.]
A spacious boulevard intersects the Ring Road at this point. Traders and peddlers pass by, carting their wares home from a busy day in the bazaar, and a few townsfolk scatter east and west bearing packages, sacks and purchases. You also see a Wehnimer's runner, the Miyer disk and an intricate gate in a cast-iron fence.
Also here: Dionisius, GameMaster Stealth, Great Lord Omens, Lady Bhambi, Skadii, Miyer
Obvious paths: north, east, west
>
The runner stops a moment to clear a pebble from her shoe.
>
Stealth says, "I don't really want to discuss it, if you do..."
>
Stealth smiles.
>
Dionisius firmly says, "I'll pass."
>
Stealth says, "We can take it a step further."
>
You stare at nothing in particular.
>
Dionisius raises his hand.
>
Miyer nods to Stealth.
>
Dionisius points at himself.
>
Omens frowns at Stealth.
>
Skadii turns around.
>
Omens says, "Never ued to get in trouble back in the day."
>
Omens stares off into space.
>
Omens says, "But."
>
A local trader bounds forward through the crowd.
>
The runner pauses a moment to adjust one of her shoes. Just then, another runner dashes into the room. Spotting each other, they have a few quiet words, possibly exchanging some gossip to judge from the smiles and suppressed giggles. Their moment of rest over, the second one trots off while the first one prepares to do the same.
>
Omens shrugs.
>
Omens bows to Stealth.
>
Dionisius firmly says, "Things change."
>
Skadii says, "Ok."
>
Dionisius nods to Omens.
>
Omens says, "You da man."
>
Omens smiles.
>l stealth
You see GameMaster Stealth Moonhunter.
He appears to be a Dark Elf.
He appears to be young. He has piercing blue eyes and tanned skin. He has long, dark auburn hair with grey at the temples. He has broad shoulders.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a Warrior Guild Master pin, a crystal amulet, a small black leather eyepatch, some boots, a troll heart necklace, a shadowy spidersilk rucksack, a severed elf head, a weathered old tome, some dark clothing, an imbeddable amulet, and a stout carmiln twin crossbow studded with square-cut harlequin opals along the stock.
>
Stealth waves.
>
You mutter lame.
>
You sigh.
>
You sit down.
>
You idly pick at some dark blue leather shoes with tiny brass bells on the toes.
>
Dionisius firmly says, "We are the surpressed generation."
>
Tayre just appeared.
You feel yourself being pulled away...
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping.
Obvious exits: none
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
You blink.
>
A shaft of scintillating light suddenly pierces the ceiling and strikes the ground next to you. The beam of light then explodes in a shower of sparks and Stealth is standing in its place.
>whine
How can they be so mean to you?!
>
You stand back up.
>
You sigh.
>
You dust yourself off.
>
Stealth asks, "Ok...complaining about being asked to abide by policy is not the smartest thing eh?"
>
Stealth peers quizzically at you.

You say, "I didn't say you were wrong."

You say, "Nor that I wouldn't listen."
>
Stealth says, "Now knock it off, go find something constructive to do."

You say, "We were saving the poor thing's life."

You say, "That's constructive."

You nod.

Stealth chuckles.

You say, "Ok but really.. yeah."
>
Stealth says, "Go hunt."

You say, "Boring."

You say, "Make bonespear richer."

You nod.
Stealth says, "Well find something to do that doesn't involve bugging other folks."
>
Stealth tickles you.
>
You say, "WHAT."
>
You say, "No fun."
>
You say, "No, no fun."
>
Stealth waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.
>
Stealth says, "Shoo."
>
You sigh.
>
Stealth says, "Go play."

You turn away from Stealth, ignoring him.
>
Stealth whistles tunelessly to himself.

You say, "Where's the door."
>
The world grows blurry and indistinct. After a moment everything becomes clear again. Looking about, you see...
[Wehnimer's, South Ring Rd.]
A spacious boulevard intersects the Ring Road at this point. Traders and peddlers pass by, carting their wares home from a busy day in the bazaar, and a few townsfolk scatter east and west bearing packages, sacks and purchases. You also see an intricate gate in a cast-iron fence.
Also here: Dionisius, Great Lord Omens, Lady Bhambi, Skadii
Obvious paths: north, east, west
>
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

You exclaim, "Ha!"

You exclaim, "I told him!"

You raise your fist in a display of defiance.
>
Skadii chuckles.
>
Dionisius joins your group.
>
A bolt of lightning streaks down from the sky and strikes you!
... 1 point of damage!
Static discharge to right leg. Doesn't hurt, much.

A tremendous crack of thunder follows instantly!
>
You stare at nothing in particular.
>
Skadii laughs!
>
Dionisius firmly exclaims, "HAH!"
>
Bhambi patiently says, "Hmm.."
>
You say, "Ignore that."
>
Omens joins your group.
>
Bhambi patiently exclaims, "That didn't hurt, hit him again!"
>
Skadii says, "What the hell."
>
Omens says, "Heh."
>
Skadii asks, "What was that?"
>
Skadii peers quizzically at you.
>
Omens says, "What a wussy bolt."
>
Omens snickers.
>
You say, "It was uh."
>
Dionisius firmly says, "Stealth getting in the last word."
>
You say, "Just an itch."
>
Skadii chuckles.
>
You say, "Nothing tow orry about."
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Skadii rubs you gently.
>
You say, "He said we can go spell up all the rats in the sewer."

You say, "And when we're done."

You say, "We can kill off young ones at will."

You nod.
>
Skadii laughs!
>
Bhambi laughs!

You say, "It's what he siad."

You say, "Said."
>
Skadii cackles deep in her throat, her voice rising in chilling laughter.

You say, "We better get to work."
>
The town constable casually wanders in.
The town constable says, "It's time for you to leave town after you finish your business, Dionisius. You're no longer welcome here."

The town constable ambles north.
>
Dionisius firmly says, "Son of a."
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>
Skadii chuckles.
>
Dionisius traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
>
Omens says, "Heh, Stealth's just a board mod with powers."
>
Dionisius gestures.
Dionisius suddenly disappears.
>
A Wehnimer's runner just arrived on her way to deliver a message.
>
Omens smirks.
>
Skadii laughs!
>
Skadii says, "Damn."


You blink.
>
Skadii says, "Too funny."

You ask, "Where bhambi?"
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Skadii says, "Hey."
>
The voice of Dionisius firmly asks, "I've been banished for like a month and he's just not getting around to telling me to finish my business?"

You don't find anything of interest here.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Omens shrugs.

Your memory is closed to the PsiNet, and you are unable to share anyone else's.

Omens says, "Dunno."
>
Omens gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
The voice of Dionisius firmly says, "Bhambi dissapeared."
>
The voice of Dionisius firmly says, "Out of the blue."
>
Omens gestures into the air.
Omens momentarily gets a faroff look in his eyes, and then returns to normal.
>psinet options locatable on
The PsiNet client will respond to Locate requests from other players.

psinet locate bhambi
You focus your mind in an attempt to draw the memory of Bhambi through the PsiNet.

You feel the memory of Bhambi blend with yours for a moment, and see their location as they last saw it:
[Wehnimer's, Jail Cell]
Dirty walls surround you, and a metal-banded door blocks your only exit. From somewhere in the darkness you can hear the sound of a creature moving about.
Obvious exits: none

Omens exclaims, "She's in Jail !"
>Omens laughs!
>,How'd you get in jail??
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Skadii chuckles.
>,We didn't even see you go!
You focus on transmitting your thought.
The voice of Dionisius firmly says, "Wow."
>
Skadii asks, "Why?"

You blink.

You ask, "How?"

You say, "Oh I know."

You say, "She killed the rolton."
>
Omens says, "Stealth put her there prolly."

You say, "And the rolton's mother reported her."
>
Skadii nods to you.
>,ROFL
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Skadii snickers.
>
Omens says, "Heh."
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
A monstrous mother rolton just arrived.
>
Skadii laughs!
>
Dionisius whispers to the group, "Great thing about World of Warcraft is you won't have GM's breathing down your neck."

You point at a monstrous mother rolton.

You say, "I told you."
>
The voice of Dionisius firmly exclaims, "Woah!"
>
Skadii says, "Ohh nooooo."
>
A monstrous mother rolton tries to bite you!
AS: +636 vs DS: +399 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +76 = +345
... and hits for 127 points of damage!
Awesome shot shatters ribs and punctures lung!
You are stunned for 8 rounds!
>
The voice of Dionisius firmly exclaims, "HAH!"
>'WHAT
Skadii laughs at you!
>
You are still stunned.
>
Omens says, "Shoulda seen all the death i had racked up one day."
>,WHAT
You focus on transmitting your thought.
,AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You focus on transmitting your thought.
,OH MY GOD
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Omens says, "Spelled up a few hundred Rats."
>Omens grins.
>
A monstrous mother rolton growls ferociously!
>
You hear someone summoning elemental energy to his command...
>
Dionisius suddenly fades into view.
Dionisius gestures at a monstrous mother rolton.
Dionisius hurls a roaring ball of fire at a monstrous mother rolton!
The mother rolton evades the bolt!
>
Omens says, "Was a find day to be a Sorcerer."
>l
>
Dionisius's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
>
Dionisius gestures at a monstrous mother rolton.
Dionisius hurls a roaring ball of fire at a monstrous mother rolton!
AS: +98 vs DS: +741 with AvD: +70 + d100 roll: +61 = -512
A clean miss.
>
A monstrous mother rolton tries to bite Dionisius!
AS: +636 vs DS: +41 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +6 = +640
... and hits for 241 points of damage!
Crossing slash to chest catches Dionisius's attention!

* Dionisius drops dead at your feet!

Dionisius loses some awareness.
>
* Dionisius just bit the dust!
>
The ghostly voice of Dionisius firmly says, "Woah."
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
Omens begins chuckling at a monstrous mother rolton!
>
Skadii laughs!
>
A monstrous mother rolton growls ferociously!
>
The ghostly voice of Dionisius firmly says, "That's a mean rolton."
>
Skadii falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
>
Omens says, "Heh."
>
Skadii rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
>
Skadii rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
>
Skadii rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
>
You are still stunned.
>
Skadii exclaims, "Hahahah!!!!!!!!!"
>
Omens says, "Shoo."
>
A monstrous mother rolton sniffs at Skadii.
>
Skadii exclaims, "Oh my god!"

You say, "Now THAT was just RUDE."
>
Kiol just arrived.
>
Skadii says, "Too funny."
>
Kiol blinks.
>
Skadii stands up.
>
Omens waves a hand at the mother rolton, shooing it off.

You say, "I didn't kill your kin."
>
Miaan's group just arrived.
>
Skadii curtsies to the mother rolton.
>
Miaan's group just went west.
>
You say, "Bhambi did."
>
Omens exclaims, "Shoo !"
>
Kiol quietly asks, "What'n the world is that?"
>blood
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Heal...
Your spell is ready.
>
You concentrate.
You feel better.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.
>
Skadii exclaims, "She's cute!"
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
The ghostly voice of Dionisius firmly says, "You killed it's baby."
>
A monstrous mother rolton just went west.
>
You make a horrendous warthog-like noise.

You stare at a monstrous mother rolton.
>l
Omens says, "I cant do nothin but implode it ."
>
[Wehnimer's, South Ring Rd.]
A short distance to the east lies a broad intersection. To the west, the road narrows slightly as it is impinged on by closely-spaced shops, beyond which the western and southern city walls intersect. A few townsfolk mingle under the circles of lamplight in the cobbled street. You also see a monstrous mother rolton and the gemcutter's shop.
Also here: Great Lord Omens, Skadii
Obvious paths: east, west
>blood
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Heal...
Your spell is ready.
>
You concentrate.
You feel better.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.
>
You say, "I was talking to you."
>
Omens chuckles.
>
You hear someone intoning a short, mystical phrase...
>
Philosilan suddenly fades into view.
Philosilan gestures at a monstrous mother rolton.
CS: +373 - TD: +1200 + CvA: +25 + d100: +25 == -777
Warded off!
>l
[Wehnimer's, South Ring Rd.]
A short distance to the east lies a broad intersection. To the west, the road narrows slightly as it is impinged on by closely-spaced shops, beyond which the western and southern city walls intersect. A few townsfolk mingle under the circles of lamplight in the cobbled street. You also see a monstrous mother rolton and the gemcutter's shop.
Also here: Philosilan, Great Lord Omens, Skadii
Obvious paths: east, west
>
Kiol just arrived.
>
Skadii laughs!
>
Philosilan clearly says, "Er."
>
Philosilan traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
Philosilan gestures.
Philosilan suddenly disappears.
>
Skadii laughs!
>
The opalescent aura fades from around Kiol.
>
Kiol peers quizzically at a monstrous mother rolton.

You say, "Roltons have NO manners."
>
Omens cackles!
>
The voice of Philosilan clearly says, "Holy crap."
>
Omens traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>
Omens gestures at a monstrous mother rolton.
CS: +293 - TD: +1200 + CvA: +25 + d100: +31 == -851
Warded off!
>
Dionisius just arrived.
>
Dionisius just went east.
>
Skadii exclaims, "No way!"
>
Dionisius just arrived.
>
Skadii laughs!
>
Kiol quietly says, "Jesus."
>
Skadii says, "Oh man."
>
Omens says, "Heh."
>
Dionisius joins your group.
>
Dionisius firmly says, "That thing is mean."
>
Skadii says, "I'm dying."
>
A monstrous mother rolton tries to bite Omens!
AS: +636 vs DS: +226 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +99 = +548
... and hits for 199 points of damage!
Quick, powerful slash to Omens's right knee!

* Omens drops dead at your feet!

Omens glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The deep blue glow leaves Omens.
The air calms down around Omens.
The light blue glow leaves Omens.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Omens.
The very powerful look leaves Omens.
The white light leaves Omens.
The bright luminescence fades from around Omens.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Omens's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Omens.
Omens seems a bit less imposing.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Omens.
Omens becomes solid again.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Omens suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The powerful look leaves Omens.
>
* Omens just bit the dust!

You laugh out loud!
>
You hear someone laugh.

You fall to the ground laughing hysterically!
>
The ghostly voice of Omens says, "Oh damn."
>
Kiol quietly says, "My goodness."
>
Kiol just went east.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.

You stand back up.
>
A monstrous mother rolton just went east.

You nod to Omens.

(Looked around for the rolton)

Kiol just arrived.
>
You chuckle.

You say, "It's gone."

[Wehnimer's, South Ring Rd.]
A short distance to the east lies a broad intersection. To the west, the road narrows slightly as it is impinged on by closely-spaced shops, beyond which the western and southern city walls intersect. A few townsfolk mingle under the circles of lamplight in the cobbled street. You also see the gemcutter's shop.
Also here: Kiol, the body of Great Lord Omens who is lying down
Obvious paths: east, west
Dionisius and Skadii followed.
>
Kiol quietly asks, "What the hell was that?"
>
Skadii laughs!
>
Kiol just went west.
>
A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Bhambi.
>
Kiol just arrived.
>
A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Wecodean.
>
Kiol just went west.

You laugh out loud!
>l
Kiol just arrived.

>
Skadii licks Bhambi's cheek sloppily. Yuck!
>
Lady Bhambi just went west.
>
Lady Bhambi just arrived.
>
Lady Bhambi just went east.
>
Wecodean chuckles.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Skadii chuckles.
>
Lady Bhambi just arrived.
>,FUCKING. HILARIOUS
You focus on transmitting your thought.
The voice of Philosilan clearly says, "Its gone."
>
Wecodean raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>
Bhambi patiently asks, "Can I have 15k?"
>
Wecodean gestures at Omens.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Omens, then fades into the body.
>
A monstrous mother rolton just arrived.

You point at a monstrous mother rolton.
>l
A monstrous mother rolton tries to bite Bhambi!
AS: +636 vs DS: +102 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +83 = +656
... and hits for 240 points of damage!
Strike to wrist severs right hand!

* Bhambi drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Bhambi.
The air calms down around Bhambi.
The deep blue glow leaves Bhambi.
The very powerful look leaves Bhambi.
The white light leaves Bhambi.
>
* Bhambi just bit the dust!

You laugh out loud!
>
You hear someone laugh.
>
A monstrous mother rolton just went east.
>
The ghostly voice of Omens exclaims, "Hahah !"
>,rofl
You focus on transmitting your thought.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
>
Skadii laughs!
>
The ghostly laughter of Bhambi echoes through the room, sending a shiver down your spine.
>
Wecodean just went west.
>
Skadii exclaims, "OHHHH NO!"

You say, "That's what you get for killing the baby."

Skadii falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
>
You nod to Bhambi.
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>
Skadii exclaims, "Make it stop!"
>
Skadii laughs!

You say, "We tried to save it."

You say, "And you ruined it."
>
The voice of Philosilan clearly says, "Its not gonna."
>
The ghostly voice of Bhambi patiently exclaims, "Stealth told me too!"

[Souzy]

>
A monstrous mother rolton sniffs at Skadii.
>
Skadii exclaims, "Oh my god!"


It only sniffed me and was like, "I'm not messin' with her", lmao! I was the only survivor. I must stink or something.

[Drew2]

I didn't die. I just got my chest ripped open.

[Souzy]

That shit was so friggin' hilarious! I laughed so hard the whole time, I couldn't type, hahahha!!!! OK so I'm the only one that didn't get swung at by big momma. :D

[Nakiro]

The best part comes when Bhambi has to beg for 15k.

Oh yes, and then she died, which was also quite good.

[Edited on 4-12-2004 by Nakiro]

[Ileft]

I hate you Nakiro, i hate you, I just didn't feel like going to that bank... Oh, I hate you Nakiro.. I hate Nakiro!

[longshot]

Originally posted by Nakiro
The best part comes when Bhambi has to beg for 15k.

Oh yes, and then she died, which was also quite good.

[Edited on 4-12-2004 by Nakiro]

Yeah, that was great!

Can I have 15K??

WHAM!

Really funny stuff.

[Ileft]

I hate you too Longshot, whoever you are.

[Miss X]

Come on, you gotta admit it was pretty funny.....

[longshot]

Originally posted by Ileft
I hate you too Longshot, whoever you are.

Take a number:P

[Ileft]

There was a Giant Hobgoblin that went on the boulder and killed everyone before. I think its been there more than once two. Very nastey.

haha
Can I have 15k?
hahahahaha

amusing Tayre

[Ileft]

Glad you are so easily amused Edine. Lovely.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I think all you jackasses should get your asses handed to you like that from GM run monsters all the time.

[Betheny]

If they're going to bitch about people spelling creatures up, they should threaten everyone that does that. Rat spellers, etc.

At least Stealth has a sense of humor instead of just being a jerk.

[Wezas]

While Bhambi dying and asking for 15k was amusing... I think this was the best part of the log.


Philosilan suddenly fades into view.
Philosilan gestures at a monstrous mother rolton.
CS: +373 - TD: +1200 + CvA: +25 + d100: +25 == -777
Warded off!
Philosilan clearly says, "Er."
>
Philosilan traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
Philosilan gestures.
Philosilan suddenly disappears.

The voice of Philosilan clearly says, "Holy crap."

Just wish he'd have been killed.

aww come on bhambi laugh at yourself it was amusing

[Betheny]

Philosilan is an asshole.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
Philosilan is an asshole.

^^ what she said, and make it a double.

[Ileft]

I did laugh at myself, I got arrested for a 4 month old charge of endanger public safety.

his buddy Arteau or whatever is not much better than him
philo that is

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Ileft
I hate you Nakiro, i hate you, I just didn't feel like going to that bank... Oh, I hate you Nakiro.. I hate Nakiro!

Just how hard it is to walk to the Bank?

Anyhow, what's even more amusing is how Bhambi hates anyone who thought it was funny that she got "served" for asking for 15k.

[Caiylania]

That log has me rolling. I was laughing so hard...... ROFL GM Stealth sounds pretty cool to me :)

[Shari]

GODDAMNIT, I GO TO BED AND YOU FUCKERS HAVE ALL THE FUN!


Okay tonight...we're spelling up kobolds in the village.

[Meos]

Did someone mention hwo they wished Philo got PWND by that thing, because if they did, I'll second that.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Jesae
GODDAMNIT, I GO TO BED AND YOU FUCKERS HAVE ALL THE FUN!


Okay tonight...we're spelling up kobolds in the village.

Jes! You friggin' missed it all!!! You should've stayed and watched Dio get hung, that was funny, then the Momma Rolton was the funniest shit ever. Now that was worth staying up for. I laughed so hard I couldn't type or see. I had tears running down from laughing so hard. It was funny seeing all the older folks getting owned. :D

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Meos
Did someone mention hwo they wished Philo got PWND by that thing, because if they did, I'll second that.

That was me, and it seems I'm not alone. He used to be Devishal's ass-monkey for when Dev got into fights with me. Before I know it Philo's killed me. Devishal claims they're not the same person, but if not they're either very good friends or use each others accounts.

[Galleazzo]

Aw, man, I'm crying and coughing I'm laughing so hard!

Although it's good Philo didn't get pwned. The way it happened is a lot funnier. Holy crap!


Omens says, "Never ued to get in trouble back in the day."
Hah, now this is bullshit. Folks spelled up shit 10 years ago and 10 years ago they got slapped down for it.

And this ain't no power mad GM. This is a bunch of stupid tools who didn't know when to STFU. GM made his ruling, GM told them what the word was, they had to keep flapping their gums and flapping and flapping. You pull that shit on a cop who tells you to stop loitering, he's gonna pwn you too.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Ileft
I did laugh at myself, I got arrested for a 4 month old charge of endanger public safety.

If you need more material to make fun of yourself with.. try this one:

Bhambi patiently exclaims, "That didn't hurt, hit him again!"

Learn how a simple verb like TONE is supposed to be used.

[Varsus]

Heh, that was awesome to watch.

-Varsus (I would have killed it)

[SpunGirl]

That was hilarious. What Maimara said - at least he's cool about stuff, makes his point and doesn't talk down to people. 'Sides, it's not like people don't KNOW you're not supposed to spell critters up, dur.

It's not safe for the kids around town!

-K

[Joxter]

Wonder if the Mother Rolton will make another appearance in town.

[HouseofElves]

Dude, I started cracking up when I read that. Not only is spelling up creatures hella funny, but I agree with Beth, it was awesome that Stealth had a sense of humor about it. He rules.

Thanks for sharing, that was hilarious.

[Ileft]

You can exclaim something pateiently. I see it more as just saying it louder, not aster or anything. And as for you people that are whining, why? Did you get hurt? No. Did anyone get hurt other than us? No. If you weren't there and it didn't bother you, don't worry about it.