To earn your red wings

[Gnome Rage]

This is a debate between SOMEONE and I.


Which definition do you find more accurate.

[DCSL]

I always thought it was just sex, although going downstairs to the flooded basement would be wing-worthy.

[Gnome Rage]

Ps. Fail on my spacing.

[DCSL]

Did you really have to change the name to protect the innocent? 'cause he's not innocent.

[RichardCranium]

I've always thought of it as just sex. I guess I never considered a guy actually going down at that time. I'd still have to count it though.

[Sylvan Dreams]

I thought the "wings" were the......'marks'.... left behind on the individuals involved?

Nasty, though. Ick.

[Gnome Rage]

Did you really have to change the name to protect the innocent? 'cause he's not innocent.He asked me to.

[Gnome Rage]

I thought the "wings" were the......'marks'.... left behind on the individuals involved?

Nasty, though. Ick.
It is. but which is it from?

[BriarFox]

Second one makes more sense to me, but I've heard both. Hunter S. Thompson in Hell's Angels defines it as the first one, if I recall.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I didn't think sex with a girl on her period was that uncommon or even nasty to warrant a name for it.

In any case, I've always heard it referred to as going down on a girl while she's ragging.

[Sylvan Dreams]

It is. but which is it from?

Imagination says oral sex, because the girl's thighs and the guy's cheeks would both be stained. Kind of like sticking your face into a pie, but a gross pie made of discarded uterus.

Still nasty.

[Cephalopod]

I always assumed it was just sex, but Urban-Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Earning%20Red%20Wings) has a very compelling alternate definition that explains the reasoning for the term:



...practicing cunnilingus while the female is menstruating, because of the blood stains left on her thighs and the partner's face.


There is also a Type O Negative song ('Wolf Moon') about this very topic...

[Celephais]

I'm confused by the answer options, as I think there should be three possibilities.

You earn your Red Badge of Courage by...
1. Intercourse with a menstruating female.
2. Cunnilingus with a menstruating female.
3. Either.

http://www.teachwithmovies.org/guides/red-badge-of-courage-DVDcover.jpg
I'd say you've earned them with either.

[Delias]

Thinking this is a location thing... like how people here call ecstacy X, but my inlaws insist it is E.

[Delias]

I always assumed it was just sex, but Urban-Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Earning%20Red%20Wings) has a very compelling alternate definition that explains the reasoning for the term:



There is also a Type O Negative song ('Wolf Moon') about this very topic...

"Come cast your spell on me.."

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm confused by the answer options, as I think there should be three possibilities.

You earn your Red Badge of Courage by...
1. Intercourse with a menstruating female.
2. Cunnilingus with a menstruating female.
3. Either.

http://www.teachwithmovies.org/guides/red-badge-of-courage-DVDcover.jpg
I'd say you've earned them with either.

What if she starts her period in the middle of sex though? Is that really warranting a 'courage' badge since the guy didn't know what he was getting himself into and was, essentially, ambushed.. in which case, does he have to finish to have officially earned it?

[Celephais]

Yeah explained like that I'd say option 2 gets you the wings, whereas option 3 gets you the RBoC. (I've never heard the red wings term before this thread..)

How's that saying go... if the river runs red...

[Gnome Rage]

I took the poll options from Urban Dictionary - Soo.

No cel you can't choose either - can only choose one or the other for the sake of the debate.

[Celephais]

What if she starts her period in the middle of sex though? Is that really warranting a 'courage' badge since the guy didn't know what he was getting himself into and was, essentially, ambushed.. in which case, does he have to finish to have officially earned it?

If he acted courageous in the face of overwhelming odds while being ambushed, absolutely.

[DCSL]

What if she starts her period in the middle of sex though? Is that really warranting a 'courage' badge since the guy didn't know what he was getting himself into and was, essentially, ambushed.. in which case, does he have to finish to have officially earned it?

My first thought would be, "Holy crap, did my super dick rip you apart?!"

[Delias]

One of the first times I had sex with Nicole, I think about the third time, it was in a dark room and we fucked for a while and I went down on her... when the lights came on, I had a beard full of blood. I believe I did some damage.

[Celephais]

I took the poll options from Urban Dictionary - Soo.

No cel you can't choose either - can only choose one or the other for the sake of the debate.

Oh, in that case, then definitely the giving oral. I thought you were saying that that option in your poll was my choice 3 (because you copied it from UD and it said "Also").

I propose another potential option though. If for some reason she straddles you on the back of your shoulders and stamps you with red wings (listen if it's coming from UD there's a lot weirder things than that).

[Cephalopod]

If he acted courageous in the face of overwhelming odds while being ambushed, absolutely.

So this is really a 'thanks for not being a pussy' badge.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

How's that saying go... if the river runs red...

It's time to get a lot of head? And tit fucking?

[Delias]

It's time to get a lot of head? And tit fucking?

Take the dirt trail.

[DCSL]

And tit fucking?

Just make sure he's wearing a condom.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Just make sure he's wearing a condom.

Absolutely. Preferably two.

[Ryvicke]

Dex's new avatar pwns.

I think it has to be going down (cause I'm positive every man has retracted at the end of the act and looked down only to be surprised by the gettysburg he didn't know he was partaking in) cause as I said to a pcsaurus last week when this shit weirdly also came up in conversation, any man will smell that copper immediately and know what is going on when he goes down there. Thus earning the Red Wings in this way would only happen to someone with broken smellers and tasters or absolutely gonzo drunk.

[B4Hand]

I've always heard it was the oral option? I'm pretty sure that's what it means.

[Cephalopod]

Just make sure he's wearing a condom.

For fuck's sake, I just rep'd you for the super-dick comment, now I can't rep you for this. Someone get Dex for me.

[Parker]

It takes a brave man to swim in the crimson river,

But it takes a hero to drink from it.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

If he acted courageous in the face of overwhelming odds while being ambushed, absolutely.


My first thought would be, "Holy crap, did my super dick rip you apart?!"


So bearing all this in mind, if, and this is totally hypothetical, of course, yeah, it's not real, all hypothetical, but if like a friend of mine were to start her period while having sex and the guy were to pass out and slam his head into maybe a nightstand or something, would

a) That means he didn't earn his badge, even if he can't help the blood phobia?

and

b) do I er my friend, get to claim bragging rights that her vagina is so awesome and powerful that it can cause men to lose consciousness?

[Delias]

It takes a brave man to swim in the crimson river,

But it takes a hero to drink from it.

The woman who expects me to drink that crimson flow had best be prepared to toss my salad when I have diarrhea.

[BriarFox]

Absolutely. Preferably two.

Two apparently just causes too much friction in the latex and leads to breaks. All that "double-bag it" advice was wrong. :(

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Two apparently just causes too much friction in the latex and leads to breaks. All that "double-bag it" advice was wrong. :(

I don't care. We're talking about my tits here. Sometimes I even carefully wrap them with saran wrap before letting anyone traverse my cleaves.

[Celephais]

So bearing all this in mind, if, and this is totally hypothetical, of course, yeah, it's not real, all hypothetical, but if like a friend of mine were to start her period while having sex and the guy were to pass out and slam his head into maybe a nightstand or something, would

a) That means he didn't earn his badge, even if he can't help the blood phobia?

and

b) do I er my friend, get to claim bragging rights that her vagina is so awesome and powerful that it can cause men to lose consciousness?

If he sustained a wound I think this would award him the purple mushroomhead medal.

[Delias]

I don't care. We're talking about my tits here. Sometimes I even carefully wrap them with saran wrap before letting anyone traverse my cleaves.

Can I get a half an hour on the twin peaks of Mount Nikki if I find some sort of biohazard suit?

[Tisket]

I hate the PC tonight. It's made me think about things that I'd rather not be thinking about. Like the taste of menstrual blood. I mean seriously, if I were a guy (and not a vampire) I'd have a hard time not gagging during the act.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

If he sustained a wound I think this would award him the purple mushroomhead medal.

Hypothetically speaking, he cut his head but he also damaged my friend's night stand, so that kind of cancels things out. Again, hypothetically, it was a nice night stand.

[Methais]

Hypothetically speaking, he cut his head but he also damaged my friend's night stand, so that kind of cancels things out. Again, hypothetically, it was a nice night stand.

Is their nightstand made of cardboard or something?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Is their nightstand made of cardboard or something?

Take a 230 lb weight, drop it on edge of your nightstand, and report back what happens.

If nothing happens then yes, her nightstand is made of cardboard. Nice cardboard.

[Methais]

Take a 230 lb weight, drop it on edge of your nightstand, and report back what happens.

If nothing happens then yes, her nightstand is made of cardboard. Nice cardboard.

So this guy's head weighs 230 lbs?

















































:)

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

So this guy's head weighs 230 lbs?

















































:)

MAYBE. Her hypothetical nightstand from Raymour and Flanigan had a hypothetical divot on the top corner forever more!

[4a6c1]

Red wings are what's left on his face after he's been down while the red tide is high. :)

[Rucca]

Red wings are what's left on his face after he's been down while the red tide is high. :)

^^

[Sam]

Thinking this is a location thing... like how people here call ecstacy X, but my inlaws insist it is E.

I've always heard E or beans.

[RichardCranium]

I don't care. We're talking about my tits here. Sometimes I even carefully wrap them with saran wrap before letting anyone traverse my cleaves.

Bacon works better. Just sayin'.

[RichardCranium]

I've always heard E or beans.

E, X, beans, rolls, tabs here.

[Methais]

E, X, beans, rolls, tabs here.

This.

[Rucca]

http://imgur.com/WnhDy.jpg

[Methais]

http://imgur.com/WnhDy.jpg

At least we know what caused him to lose his mind now.

[BigWorm]

E, X, beans, rolls, tabs here.

All the cool kids are calling it Molly these days.

[RichardCranium]

All the cool kids are calling it Molly these days.

I'm glad I'm too old to fight someone over that.

[Delias]

All the cool kids are calling it Molly these days.

I'm too cool to do what all the others are doing. I'm a loner, dotty, a rebel.