The Code of Thug Life

[Thug Life]

Code OF THUG LIFE:



1. All new Jacks to the game must know: a) He’s going to get rich. b) He’s going to jail. c) He’s going to die.



2. Crew Leaders: You are responsible for legal/financial payment commitments to crew members; your word must be your bond.



3. One crew’s rat is every crew’s rat. Rats are now like a disease; sooner or later we all get it; and they should too.



4. Crew leader and posse should select a diplomat, and should work ways to settle disputes. In unity, there is strength!



5. Car jacking in our Hood is against the Code.



6. Slinging to children is against the Code.



7. Having children slinging is against the Code.



8. No slinging in schools.



9. Since the rat Nicky Barnes opened his mouth; ratting has become accepted by some. We’re not having it.



10. Snitches is outta here.



11. The Boys in Blue don’t run nothing; we do. Control the Hood, and make it safe for squares.



12. No slinging to pregnant Sisters. That’s baby killing; that’s genocide!



13. Know your target, who’s the real enemy.



14. Civilians are not a target and should be spared.



15. Harm to children will not be forgiven.



16. Attacking someone’s home where their family is known to reside, must be altered or checked.



17. Senseless brutality and rape must stop.



18. Our old folks must not be abused.



19. Respect our Sisters. Respect our Brothers.



20. Sisters in the Life must be respected if they respect themselves.



21. Military disputes concerning business areas within the community must be handled professionally and not on the block.



22. No shooting at parties.



23. Concerts and parties are neutral territories; no shooting!



24. Know the Code; it’s for everyone.



25. Be a real ruff neck. Be down with the code of the Thug Life.



26. Protect yourself at all times..

[Deathravin]

Are you for real? Seriously?
Are you just a douche-bag version of ClydeR?

[Ceyrin]

This was previously written in red crayon on three pieces of yellow construction paper

[Anebriated]

1. Never let no one know, how much dough you hold
2. Never let 'em know your next move
3. Never trust nobody
4. Never get high on your own supply......
5. Never sell no crack where you rest at
6. That goddamn credit? Dead it. You think a crackhead paying you back, shit forget it
7. Keep your family and business completely separated
8. Never keep no weight on you
9. If you ain't gettin' bags, stay the fuck from police
10. If you ain't got the clientele say hell no

[Deathravin]

http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/demotivational/54_douchebags.gif
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/12/Douchebag-Flowchart.jpg

[Tisket]

Yo, whaddup!

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/thug-life.jpg

[Thug Life]

http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/demotivational/54_douchebags.gif
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/12/Douchebag-Flowchart.jpg

LOL I probably know those dudes. That one dude has a US circle A tattoo on his neck. Thats a crew where I live. But yeah, those dudes are skinny faggots that probably smoke tweak. I aint down with that. And the guns I have make those looks like toys.

[Drevihyin]

A good marksman can kill with a red rider BB gun...

[Thug Life]

No, I don't own an Ed Hardy T Shirt

No, I am not wearing sunglasses

Yes I currently have a tan, but I'm tan year round because I live in southern california

No I don't refer to myself in the third person (most of the time)

and No, I don't even own a bluetooth.

So I guess I'm not a douchebag.

[Warriorbird]

The suburbs. Where it's 'really real.'

[Stanley Burrell]

Code OF THUG LIFE:



1. All new Jacks to the game must know: a) He’s going to get rich. b) He’s going to jail. c) He’s going to die.



2. Crew Leaders: You are responsible for legal/financial payment commitments to crew members; your word must be your bond.



3. One crew’s rat is every crew’s rat. Rats are now like a disease; sooner or later we all get it; and they should too.



4. Crew leader and posse should select a diplomat, and should work ways to settle disputes. In unity, there is strength!



5. Car jacking in our Hood is against the Code.



6. Slinging to children is against the Code.



7. Having children slinging is against the Code.



8. No slinging in schools.



9. Since the rat Nicky Barnes opened his mouth; ratting has become accepted by some. We’re not having it.



10. Snitches is outta here.



11. The Boys in Blue don’t run nothing; we do. Control the Hood, and make it safe for squares.



12. No slinging to pregnant Sisters. That’s baby killing; that’s genocide!



13. Know your target, who’s the real enemy.



14. Civilians are not a target and should be spared.



15. Harm to children will not be forgiven.



16. Attacking someone’s home where their family is known to reside, must be altered or checked.



17. Senseless brutality and rape must stop.



18. Our old folks must not be abused.



19. Respect our Sisters. Respect our Brothers.



20. Sisters in the Life must be respected if they respect themselves.



21. Military disputes concerning business areas within the community must be handled professionally and not on the block.



22. No shooting at parties.



23. Concerts and parties are neutral territories; no shooting!



24. Know the Code; it’s for everyone.



25. Be a real ruff neck. Be down with the code of the Thug Life.



26. Protect yourself at all times..

Why did you post this?

[MotleyCrew]

Jesus Christ you are everything that is wrong with this world. Please go out and get shot in the head...twice.

[Anebriated]

A good marksman can kill with a red rider BB gun...

maybe hes compensating.

[Thug Life]

1. Never let no one know, how much dough you hold
2. Never let 'em know your next move
3. Never trust nobody
4. Never get high on your own supply......
5. Never sell no crack where you rest at
6. That goddamn credit? Dead it. You think a crackhead paying you back, shit forget it
7. Keep your family and business completely separated
8. Never keep no weight on you
9. If you ain't gettin' bags, stay the fuck from police
10. If you ain't got the clientele say hell no

number 10 is A THING CALLED CONSIGNMENT, strictly for live men, not for freshmen, if you aint got the clientele say hell no cuz they gon' want their money come sleet hail or snow

That means don't take fronts unless you got the peepz to buy it

[Thug Life]

Why did you post this?

To annoy you

[Warriorbird]

If only he were slightly older. He could be Seany's bastard kid.

[Deathravin]

3084

nono... you're a douchebag. The test is flawed is all.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

27. Always be an hero

[Stanley Burrell]

To annoy you

Regardless of the fact that you may have failed at that, is there some sort of deeper meaning that I should try to gather from your original post?

Strength recognize strength, real recognize real? West side?

[Thug Life]

3084

nono... you're a douchebag. The test is flawed is all.

You're not my colleague.

I AM SEANY DIGITAL

Just because I annoy dumbfucks on the PC for shits and giggles when I'm bored speaks nothing of my actual intelligence.

[Warriorbird]

Shit. So the roids fucked up your face? I'm sorry.

[Thug Life]

Regardless of the fact that you may have failed at that, is there some sort of deeper meaning that I should try to gather from your original post?

Strength recognize strength, real recognize real? West side?

Just letting you know what THUG LIFE means

Did you gather that?

And yeah real recognizes real, but you aint real. So I don't recognize shit mang.

[Anebriated]

Why did you post this?

I was wondering the same. Id expect a few more grammar mistakes from someone named Thug Life.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/TheShelby/ThugLife.png

[Tisket]

Thug Life is to cool what Michael Scott is to office efficiency.

[Warriorbird]

I'm pretty sure Stan has lost more weight due to drugs than you ever will.

[Thug Life]

I've never taken roids in my life you fucking idiot. Don't be mad cuz I'm a beast. I'm sorry your genetics are not up to par. Oh, and fucked up my face? HAHAHAHA.

I'm one handsome motherfucker.

[Anebriated]

27. Always be an hero

I lol'd

[Thug Life]

I look pretty good, I must say

[Warriorbird]

I've never taken roids in my life you fucking idiot. Don't be mad cuz I'm a beast. I'm sorry your genetics are not up to par. Oh, and fucked up my face? HAHAHAHA.

I'm one handsome motherfucker.

If you actually were Seany you've publically admitted to taking and selling them. Get up on your idol.

[Deathravin]

You're not my colleague.

I AM SEANY DIGITAL

Just because I annoy dumbfucks on the PC for shits and giggles when I'm bored speaks nothing of my actual intelligence.

Ya your general demeanor, and pretty much everything you've ever said speaks volumes though. How are you going to fix those?

I suppose you could go back to school, but even then without a major personality change you would just be an asshat douchebag there too.

You could try counseling, but he'd start asking you about your clear latent homosexual tendencies and you'd run home and pop one off to Vanilla Ice, never to return. Not much help there...

One might think religion is for you, and while your IQ is worthy of being religious, you already think you're God, so you'd just have shouting matches at the sky about which of you has the hottest girlfriend or phattest ride...

You're right, I'm stumped. Continue douching, douche-bag.

[4a6c1]

:rofl:

Thanks VirginThug. I really needed 2 laugh.

[Thug Life]

You got an s500 pimpin? Cuz I do.

Paid for with Coke money like I'm the West Coast Scarface son.

[Tisket]

You got an s500 pimpin? Cuz I do.

Paid for with Coke money like I'm the West Coast Scarface son.

You seriously should stop taking pictures in other people's driveways.

[Makkah]

Thug Rife

[Thug Life]

If you actually were Seany you've publically admitted to taking and selling them. Get up on your idol.

Learn to spell publicly you dumb fuck. Sorry, I've never admitted to taking roids, why would I admit to something I've never done. You got it twisted.

[Anebriated]

I look pretty good, I must say

Looks like mommy and daddy do well.

[Stanley Burrell]

Just letting you know what THUG LIFE means

Did you gather that?

And yeah real recognizes real, but you aint real. So I don't recognize shit mang.

You do realize you're posting the supposed fundamentals of "Thug Life" on a vBulletin message board dedicated to a Multi-User Dungeon MMORPG, right?

Sean, what exactly ... the fuck?

[Drevihyin]

If your actual intelligence could speak I doubt it would be on a decibel level that anyone could actually hear.

[Thug Life]

You seriously should stop taking pictures in other people's driveways.

Hahahaa OOOHHH GOOD ONE. Too bad that IS my car. I got a pink slip to prove it. I've always had nice rides.

[Warriorbird]

Coca Cola route sales are serious business. As are rentals, leases, and used cars.

[Deathravin]

I look pretty good, I must say

http://iamatvjunkie.typepad.com/i_am_a_tv_junkie_a_blog_f/images/scrubs_jd_perry.jpg
Missstaaaaaaaake... You almost hate to see it happen. You better hope you are as perfect as you think you are...

[Thug Life]

Looks like mommy and daddy do well.

Mommy and Daddy aint never given me shit but a roof over my head till I was 16. I've paid for all my own cars, and have supported myself since I was 16. WAY TO ACT LIKE YOU KNOW ME THOUGH BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE THE HUSTLE TO GET YOUR OWN S500.

Just because something is impossible for you doesn't mean it is for others.

[Tisket]

Hahahaa OOOHHH GOOD ONE. Too bad that IS my car. I got a pink slip to prove it. I've always had nice rides.

You know how I know you are not cool at all? Because you think a car makes you cool.

[Anebriated]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

[Thug Life]

Coca Cola route sales are serious business. As are rentals, leases, and used cars.

Naw pimpin, I'm talking about Cocaine, that fish scale, la cocaina pura. Take 1 brick, add the lido and make 2, then put that shit out on the block and watch the paper roll in.

[Warriorbird]

Mommy and Daddy aint never given me shit but a roof over my head till I was 16. I've paid for all my own cars, and have supported myself since I was 16. WAY TO ACT LIKE YOU KNOW ME THOUGH BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE THE HUSTLE TO GET YOUR OWN S500.

Just because something is impossible for you doesn't mean it is for others.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/phoenixburning/obamam-lol-y-u-mad-tho.jpg

[Anebriated]

Mommy and Daddy aint never given me shit but a roof over my head till I was 16. I've paid for all my own cars, and have supported myself since I was 16. WAY TO ACT LIKE YOU KNOW ME THOUGH BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE THE HUSTLE TO GET YOUR OWN S500.

Just because something is impossible for you doesn't mean it is for others.

Have any grey goose?

[Thug Life]

You know how I know you are not cool at all? Because you think a car makes you cool.

I dont think a car makes me cool at all. I'm just sayin', WHATCHU GOT TO SHOW FO YO HUSTLE

[Warriorbird]

Naw pimpin, I'm talking about Cocaine, that fish scale, la cocaina pura. Take 1 brick, add the lido and make 2, then put that shit out on the block and watch the paper roll in.

I imagine your father might've consumed powder at some point in the 80's. I'm sorry it went to your head.

[Thug Life]

I imagine your father might've consumed powder at some point in the 80's. I'm sorry it went to your head.

My dad has never done a drug beyond smoking weed in his whole life. I don't do anything but smoke weed. I've done E a couple of times, when I'm at a rave, but thats it.

[Thug Life]

Haha ok, this shit is getting boring now. I've had my shits and giggles today. Peace out bitches.

[Ceyrin]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-troll-car-hating.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Making fun of Snowball is kind of like pushing a person in a wheelchair down a staircase.

I mean sure, it's funny the first five or so times, but by the twentieth time you start getting bored and wanting tacos, plus you realize it'd be way funner to shove someone that struggles a little down the stairs instead.

[Sean of the Thread]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzY2Qcu5i2A

[Ceyrin]

Now, in Thug Life's defense, I wanted to put it out there...

For a while all I did was play GS and sell drugs.

It was a good gig, but I had to grow up eventually.

[RichardCranium]

It's funny that SotT didn't show up until someone mentioned wheelchairs.

[Ryvicke]

You got an s500 pimpin? Cuz I do.

Paid for with Coke money like I'm the West Coast Scarface son.

Dude shit, I believe that you are the West Coast Scarface because this whole thread is reminding me of that scene in Scarface where he stops for two days to upload pics of himself and his coked up busted girlfriend to a video game message board.

[Thug Life]

Oh I got a busted girlfriend? LETS SEE YO BITCH THEN HOMIE

[Paradii]

Oh I got a busted girlfriend? LETS SEE YO BITCH THEN HOMIE


Haha ok, this shit is getting boring now. I've had my shits and giggles today. Peace out bitches.


Die.

[Sean of the Thread]

Oh I got a busted girlfriend? LETS SEE YO BITCH THEN HOMIE


Dude your bitch looks like a meth whore.

[Jorddyn]

WHATCHU GOT TO SHOW FO YO HUSTLE

A clean record, a nice house, photo albums full of pictures from my vacations, a job I can be proud of, and a really nice savings account and retirement fund.

But, um, YAY FOR YOUR CAR AND THE HO YOU KNOCKED UP!

[Sean of the Thread]

A clean record, a nice house, photo albums full of pictures from my vacations, a job I can be proud of, and a really nice savings account and retirement fund.

But, um, YAY FOR YOUR CAR AND THE HO YOU KNOCKED UP!

Want to get married ? I do good yard work and I'm not even mexicant!

[Jorddyn]

Want to get married ? I do good yard work and I'm not even mexicant!

Uh, I somehow think this would not be a good idea. At all.

But thanks!

[4a6c1]

A clean record, a nice house, photo albums full of pictures from my vacations, a job I can be proud of, and a really nice savings account and retirement fund.

But, um, YAY FOR YOUR CAR AND THE HO YOU KNOCKED UP!

Lmao.

This thread delivers. Jorddyn I'm glad you're back.

[4a6c1]

Dude shit, I believe that you are the West Coast Scarface because this whole thread is reminding me of that scene in Scarface where he stops for two days to upload pics of himself and his coked up busted girlfriend to a video game message board.

I'm really hoping he is the West Coast Scarface.

Scarface dies in the end.

[g++]

So....is this the girl in the pictures?

His:
http://forum.gsplayers.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3076&d=1283749786
Alona Bolotnikov

http://www.dreamcastleimages.com/AlonaBolotnikovGallery.html
http://www.weselectmodels.com/view.php?id=794

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100000501698846&ref=search

Thats her facebook if anyone feels like looking for him in her friends. Thats a bit much for me

[Jorddyn]

Thats her facebook if anyone feels like looking for him in her friends. Thats a bit much for me

Alona has no friends named "sean".

[g++]

I didnt actually think this was Seanny Digital, isnt that guy like 35 now?

[Ceyrin]

Try West Coast Scarface or AwesomesauceCokeDealer... I'm sure he's there. It all seemed so legit.

[Thug Life]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS NOT MY GIRL YOU FUCKING IDIOT

[Thug Life]

Damn she does look like my chick though. I'm gonna have to show my girl that. Their resemblance is uncanny.

[Thug Life]

And almost every time it actually has been me. Except for Seany Analog. That was hilarious though.

[g++]

Oh...lame. I thought it was a new exciting troll. What the fuck is with the jesus being crucified tattoo btw? Recently reborn or something?

[sst]

Hahahaa OOOHHH GOOD ONE. Too bad that IS my car. I got a pink slip to prove it. I've always had nice rides.

prove it.

Edit: who am i kidding, it's a used s500 sitting in front of your parents townhouse.... How much did you have to beg for them to let you tint the front windows? did you give daddy a blowjob?

[Makkah]

did you give daddy a blowjob?

Wow... classy.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

17. Senseless brutality and rape must stop.

I feel like this could use some clarification.

What if it's purposeful brutality and carefully pre-meditated, well planned rape?

[DCSL]

carefully pre-meditated, well planned rape?

You mean like what I did to you in NYC? Yeeeeaaaah, baby.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You mean like what I did to you in NYC? Yeeeeaaaah, baby.

You can't rape the willing <3.3

[Showal]

I got a pink slip to prove it.

My girlfriend shops there too!

http://www.thepinkslip.com/

[AnticorRifling]

Life behind bars ain't nothin new to me, cause I grew up in a gated community.

[Cephalopod]

You can't rape the willing <3.3

It's also not rape if you yell SURPRISE! first.

[WRoss]

Life behind bars ain't nothin new to me, cause I grew up in a gated community.

Gated windows...gated doors....

[Baelog]

Let me ask you something, Thug Life.

Have you ever had, a "Nigga Moment"?

[AnticorRifling]

You mean like when your pants aren't on your waist because you forgot your belt?

Yeah I had one of those once.

[Ceyrin]

You mean like when your pants aren't on your waist because you forgot your belt?

Yeah I had one of those once.

I've been trying to figure out how the people who wear their pants this way keep them up. As far as I can tell, the waist of the pants are at mid-thigh at this point. I say as far as I can tell, because usually the DC shirt is hanging down to their knees, so it's hard to tell exactly.

I think there are saftey pins involved - how pimp is that shit?

EDIT: One thing I will give everyone in that demographic credit for... buying clothes that are too large for you means that even if you get really fat you don't have to buy new clothes. It's pretty sensible and frugal really.

[AnticorRifling]

Moth Man Prophecies?

[Ceyrin]

Moth Man Prophecies?

lolwrongthrd

[AnticorRifling]

Son of a bitch....

[Ceyrin]

Son of a bitch....

L2Mod

[AnticorRifling]

Step 1) When you make a mistake own up to it and don't use your mod abilities to hide it (IE deleting my posts and your posts).

Step 2) ?????

sTep 3) Profit.

I followed the steps gimmie my profits!!

[Ceyrin]

Talk to Thug Life - he's got mad paper yo.

[Baelog]

A "Nigga Moment" (previously described as a violent altercation caused by "ignorance overwhelming the logic of an otherwise rational negro man")

When "niggas" form a perpetual bond over trivial or ignorant things, it's called "Nigga Synthesis". When these synthesized individuals collectively have a "Nigga Moment", it ends up worse than normally.

Take the following equation: "Nigga Moments + Nigga Synthesis = Complete Disaster!"

Refer to the following video for a more in depth explanation of what a "Nigga Moment" is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA

[BriarFox]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/these-are-gangsters-gangsters-businessmen-not-the-thug-life-demotivational-poster-1268749215.jpg

[iJenni]

hi,

If this guy is so cool, why does he want to prove his coolness to an online message board?

Just seems strange.

~ Jen

[Some Rogue]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/these-are-gangsters-gangsters-businessmen-not-the-thug-life-demotivational-poster-1268749215.jpg

WTF, they put Fredo in that picture!

[Abilene]

http://dext3rity.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/e-thug1.jpg

http://www.werkkrew.com/uploads/e-thug.jpg

[Cephalopod]

Can someone dig up the link to Seany's screenplay? I try to reread that every year or two for lulz.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Someone PLEASE find this.

[Cephalopod]

Yup. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=608885&postcount=71)

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Yup. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=608885&postcount=71)

Screen actors guild! (http://www.okcupid.com/profile/SeanyDigital)


This script is amazing. I don't even know how to pick my favorite part.


SEAN
Travis was coked out. I’m clean and I’m in the mood to race. You wanna get out? Get out. Be a pussy. I don’t give a fuck right now.

Matt puts on his seat belt and looks nervous. The race begins and Sean immediately takes the lead. The speedometer creeps up to 90.

MATT
Man, you need to slow the fuck down. We’re either gonna get killed or busted. Fuck, man!

SEAN (laughing)
Don’t be a pussy. I got it under control.

Sean looks in the rearview mirror and sees flashing lights.

MATT
Aww, fuck man. I have a warrant, oh shit.

SEAN
Shut the fuck up. Quit being a pussy. Don’t make me throw you out of this car while it’s moving.

MATT
Just do what you gotta do.

Sean steps on the gas and leaves the police car in the dust.

CUT TO Sean’s apartment. The room is filled with partygoers and the music is blasting. Matt is hanging out with a group of guys, obviously telling a funny story. Sean is standing in a corner, smoking a joint and sharing it with two very attractive women. He takes each by the hand and leads them into the bedroom before shutting the door behind him.

CUT TO Sean knocking on the door of a house. An attractive woman in her thirties answers. She is well dressed and obviously wealthy. In the foyer, Sean exchanges a baggie for a wad of cash. She puts the cash in his hand, then clasps her own around it and pulls him toward her. Kissing him passionately, she leads him upstairs.

CUT TO Sean and Matt at a strip club, surrounded by strippers and putting bills into their g-strings.

CUT TO Sean at an auto parts store, picking out rims for his car.

Amazing.


And from his OK cupid:



I’m really good at
Kissing
Fighting
Making Love
Understanding
Giving massages
Being a friend

[AnticorRifling]

That's all flavors of awesome.

[Ryvicke]

Yup. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=608885&postcount=71)

I'm just going to confirm that this will definitely be some sort of earth-shattering lack of self-conscious thought and provide the lulz in a decidedly ultimate way, right? OK cool. HERE GOES.

[Celephais]

And from his OK cupid:

Lets not forget:
26 / M / Straight / Single

And:
Last Online
Aug. 26

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Income Rather not say

http://k0.cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/109x37/376x304/0/15718482020412447967.jpeg

[AnticorRifling]

I still want to wrestle that dog.

[Celephais]

FYI, Duckface is caused by sucking too much dick
http://k1.cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/160x160/160x160/88x19/347x278/2/16352005230728072521.jpeg
http://k2.cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/0x17/325x342/0/10676746149390213182.jpeg

Safe thugs wear seatbelts.

[Abilene]

What sucking too much dick might look like...
http://www.imsotight.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/guidoalkdjff.jpg

[iJenni]

hi,

Pathetic. Poor guy. Give 'em the ego boost, he could probably use it.

~ Jen

[AnticorRifling]

Every one of your posts starts with "hi," and then you sign them like we don't know who posted them. Please stop.

[Some Rogue]

Every one of your posts starts with "hi," and then you sign them like we don't know who posted them. Please stop.

Cleverbot is clever. She's just lulling you into a false sense of security before the links start!

[Parkbandit]

Every one of your posts starts with "hi," and then you sign them like we don't know who posted them. Please stop.

Seriously.

Someone is trying very hard to convince us they are new. Too hard.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I made a profile and answered his public questions to get his answers. I tried to answer like a thug would but apparently thugs are sensitive and care what their parents think.

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/962/seanythesensitivegangst.png

[AnticorRifling]

my hang low.... you're a poet.

[g++]

e-mazing

[Thug Life]

LOL the lengths some people on these message boards go to to be complete faggots is hilarious. Get off my nuts yo.

[Showal]

LOL the lengths some people on these message boards go to to be complete faggots is hilarious. Get off my nuts yo.

Almost as far as some people go to try to prove they live a lifestyle that they do not actually live.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

LOL the lengths some people on these message boards go to to be complete faggots is hilarious. Get off my nuts yo.

Googling "SeanyDigital" was very hard. So is making a throwaway account on a website.

Honestly the hardest part of the whole endeavor was trying to imagine what it'd be like to be a mentally handicapped wannabe thug, for answering the questions like you would.

[Showal]

Seany Digital 17
2008-10-30, 06:42

I have a black tag heuer aquaracer. I love having a nice watch. I also have a movado. Ball till you fall, nigga. A tag watch is always worth something. I wear 3 grand on my fucking wrists with my platinum bracelet on the other. Who else can say that? I have that kind of money to piss away. Bitches know this. But you get no dough bitch.

black tag watch + paid off black lincoln ls + 2k wad in pocket + big muscles + half oz. of personal cocaine = BitChEzZZzz N1ggAAAA

http://www.lincolnsofdistinction.com/images/2005LincolnLS-03.jpg

http://www.timeway.eu/images/Tag-heuer-aquaracer-auto3.jpg

and this is what I tote to protect this

http://www.gunblast.com/images/SWSigma9/MVC-024F.jpg

There's a lot of gems under SeanyDigital

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Fuck, I only have a 1/2 oz of communal coke.

[Ryvicke]

Fuck, I only have a 1/2 oz of communal coke.

I freebased .333333333333333333333333333333 (repeating) oz of your communal coke drugs off of my Movado True Blood edition watchface early this morning in order to wake up to hustle. So you only have 1.6666666666666666666666666666666666 (repeating) oz left.

[Abilene]

Real thugs round up.

[sst]

I made a profile and answered his public questions to get his answers. I tried to answer like a thug would but apparently thugs are sensitive and care what their parents think.

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/962/seanythesensitivegangst.png

I cant rep you again right now but... well... you're the shit.

[Kainen]

:lol: to this whole thread.

[Cephalopod]

Fuck, I only have a 1/2 oz of communal coke.

That's just because you're a communist liberal socialist tool.

...oh, wait, this isn't a Rocktar thread.

I HAVE TWO HORTS OF COKE IN MY POCKET, COME SNORT IT.

[Willington]

1/2 oz of coke: Your gonna meet some real Thugz when your in jail one day bent over your bunk screamin your new b/f name

[Warriorbird]

Post steroids he's shifting from an ugly Fred Savage to an ugly Sean Astin.

[4a6c1]

Thug life would be funny if he was funny.

[Thug Life]

LOL I don't look anything like Sean Astin, dumbfuck

[Makkah]

FRODO!!!11

[Celephais]

LOL I don't look anything like Sean Astin, dumbfuck

http://i55.tinypic.com/fbdnyt.jpg

Once again... "Ok"

[Thug Life]

haha nice photoshop