I win at social whoring.

[Ceyrin]

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All bow down.

[Gnome Rage]

You failed at the first two.

Now get me a cookie! <3

[Ceyrin]

You failed at the first two.

Now get me a cookie! <3

The first two don't fucking count. This is about winning at social whoring... which clearly has nothing to do with internet websites or gatherings...

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What kind of cookie?

[Gnome Rage]

The first two don't fucking count. This is about winning at social whoring... which clearly has nothing to do with internet websites or gatherings...

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What kind of cookie?
They're in the socializing forum! They count.




You responded too slow - I went and got myself oatmeal rasin cookies and a drake fruitpie

[Delias]

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http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk174/Fellcasters/WhatIdidtoday.png

All bow down.

You fail, and here is why. Gnomerage has been on this forum for like, a day and a half, and has almost 10 times as many posts as you.

[Ceyrin]

They're in the social forum! They count.




You responded too slow - I went and got myself oatmeal rasin cookies and a drake fruitpie

If it doesn't breath fire or get killed by Ur-daemons, I don't give a shit about your fruitpie.

[Ceyrin]

You fail, and here is why. Gnomerage has been on this forum for like, a day and a half, and has almost 10 times as many posts as you.

You know why that is, right?

She taught her eyebrows to type while she's asleep.

<3 <3 <3 Gnomerage!

Just doing what all the cool kids do, and dissing your totally adorable face, because that's a sure way to get popular with the ladies and get laid.

[Gnome Rage]

You fail, and here is why. Gnomerage has been on this forum for like, a day and a half, and has almost 10 times as many posts as you.

Hey! Its been about 2 months!

[Delias]

You know why that is, right?

She taught her eyebrows to type while she's asleep.

<3 <3 <3 Gnomerage!

Just doing what all the cool kids do, and dissing your totally adorable face, because that's a sure way to get popular with the ladies and get laid.

She doesn't even have a vagina, just more eyebrows.

[Gnome Rage]

You know why that is, right?

She taught her eyebrows to type while she's asleep.

<3 <3 <3 Gnomerage!

Just doing what all the cool kids do, and dissing your totally adorable face, because that's a sure way to get popular with the ladies and get laid.

Dude my eyebrows have a mind of their own - I have to punish them weakly by ripping out the newly formed unions of hair.

[Ceyrin]

She doesn't even have a vagina, just more eyebrows.

Mad pimp points to the first girl to shave up their pubes in such a way as to recreate this absolutely hillarious image - and provide photographic evidence, of course.

[Gnome Rage]

She doesn't even have a vagina, just more eyebrows.

HOW DID YOU KNOW!

[Ceyrin]

OMG don't fuck this up!

[iJin]

You fail, and here is why. Gnomerage has been on this forum for like, a day and a half, and has almost 10 times as many posts as you.

LOL. Seriously a day. I've been posting for three years on and off, and she almost has as much as I do. Kids these days and their free time.



P.S Get on AIM.

[Delias]

HOW DID YOU KNOW!

It became obvious when you spurned my many advances that you could not possibly have a vagina. After that, it was simply a matter of piecing together the puzzle.

[DCSL]

Fuck what up?

[Ceyrin]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk174/Fellcasters/Totaldominance.png

THIS!

[Gnome Rage]

It became obvious when you spurned my many advances that you could not possibly have a vagina. After that, it was simply a matter of piecing together the puzzle.
My vagina is so hot.


http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/6874/browlicious.jpg

[Ceyrin]

My vagina is so hot.


http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/6874/browlicious.jpg

Hyperventilating...

Call... Domino's... Philly... Cheese steak

Then... 911...

[Gnome Rage]

Hyperventilating...

Call... Domino's... Philly... Cheese steak

Then... 911...

I can't think about food right now - I just ate my drake pie. So 911 first.

[Celephais]

LOL. Seriously a day. I've been posting for three years on and off, and she almost has as much as I do.

1000 is almost 3000?

[Stretch]

1000 is almost 3000?

Your mistake was assuming women knew how to do math.

[Anebriated]

oatmeal raisin cookies are the best type of cookies. that is all.

[RichardCranium]

Your mistake was assuming women knew how to do math.

Or anyone who isn't asian for that matter.

[iJin]

1000 is almost 3000?

Yes, it's in the thousands which is closer to 3000 than not, and give her another week and I'm sure she'll surpass your count. Heh.

Nice coming to the rescue though! It's cute!

[Gnome Rage]

oatmeal raisin cookies are the best type of cookies. that is all.

So true - AND these were fat ones with really crispy edges. Peeeerrfect

[Gnome Rage]

Yes, it's in the thousands which is closer to 3000 than not, and give her another week and I'm sure she'll surpass your count. Heh.

Nice coming to the rescue though! It's cute!

Hey darling, I don't need him or anyone else to come to the rescue - I ignore your posts because I know you have no basis for disliking me other than thinking I'm treading on "your territory". Find a real reason; other than me being "an attention whore" and come bitch about me then. Until you find one, I'll continue ignoring you when you're cunt. Thanks <3

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

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[Paradii]

I think we can all agree that bitches be trippin'

[Gnome Rage]

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http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012010/1264505362_cat-fight.gif

[Celephais]

Your mistake was assuming women knew how to do math.
Damn, how foolish of me!

Yes, it's in the thousands which is closer to 3000 than not
1000 is closer to 3000 than not? ... Really? Close is a relative term, but I don't think anyone's standards would place "one third" as being close. Her post count is closer to zero than it's closer to yours. Her post per day is pretty high, you can call her out on post count all you want, but get the math right :-/

and give her another week and I'm sure she'll surpass your count. Heh.

Nice coming to the rescue though! It's cute!

I'm not sure she was in any peril, attempting to draw correlations between post count and anything other than epeen size is pretty foolish.

I have noticed the majority of her posts are insubstantial, mostly replying to people who bring up something about her avatar (I'd say a good 2/3rds of her posts are replies to people calling her an attention whore).

On topic, it's pretty clear GR wins at social whoring more than you Ceyrin, she was able to immediately steal your thread.

[Gnome Rage]

I'm the best social whore that exists. Give me my thread.

[Anebriated]

So true - AND these were fat ones with really crispy edges. Peeeerrfect

Was it a soft/slightly gooey middle with crispy edges? I dont do fully crispy cookies. Give me the goo!

[Paradii]

Damn, how foolish of me!

1000 is closer to 3000 than not? ... Really? Close is a relative term, but I don't think anyone's standards would place "one third" as being close. Her post count is closer to zero than it's closer to yours. Her post per day is pretty high, you can call her out on post count all you want, but get the math right :-/




While we are missing some key data, i.e mean posts/day and mean total posts. I feel that using a standard Null-hypothesis test, you would be able to state that 1,000 and 3,000 are statistically different, with a high level of confidence.

[Gnome Rage]

Was it a soft/slightly gooey middle with crispy edges? I dont do fully crispy cookies. Give me the goo!

Oh there was soft goo in the middle it was awesome. Like...

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/8336/91231328.jpg

[iJin]

I would like a new can of Dr.Pepper because I just about spit it all out.

Okay Cel, since we were totally talking about the actuality of her post count number I will say that you are right so you can continue eating pancakes.

I swear I won't bring it up again till her post count reaches 1,500.

[Celephais]

I would like a new can of Dr.Pepper because I just about spit it all out.

Okay Cel, since we were totally talking about the actuality of her post count number I will say that you are right so you can continue eating pancakes.

I swear I won't bring it up again till her post count reaches 1,500.

Thank you. Enjoy your pancakes.

You should get some Dr. Pepper concentrate and see if you can't use it as syrup for pancakes. If you cannot find a distributor of the syrup, boil some down.

[Anebriated]

Oh there was soft goo in the middle it was awesome. Like...

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/8336/91231328.jpg

Thats a pretty solid goo to crisp ratio. I approve of the cookies and wish I had some...

[Gnome Rage]

Thats a pretty solid goo to crisp ratio. I approve of the cookies and wish I had some...

It wasn't just the edge though - these weren't flat cookies they're kind of half circles and the top is crispy like that too and then all goo ball in the middle.

You can come over, we have a ton.

[Anebriated]

It wasn't just the edge though - these weren't flat cookies they're kind of half circles and the top is crispy like that too and then all goo ball in the middle.

You can come over, we have a ton.

tease

[Gnome Rage]

I'm serious! Come over! haha

[Anebriated]

Remember this when I randomly show up at your door one day demanding cookies...

[Warriorbird]

Thank you. Enjoy your pancakes.

You should get some Dr. Pepper concentrate and see if you can't use it as syrup for pancakes. If you cannot find a distributor of the syrup, boil some down.

We did that with Surge in undergrad.

[Gnome Rage]

Remember this when I randomly show up at your door one day demanding cookies...
How bout - when I get back to school (tonight) I'll go get the ingredients for oatmeal raisin cookies from scratch. I'll make them, and send you some.

[Anebriated]

I love you?

[Gnome Rage]

No love - just cookies. I'll send you a picture of them tonight - then you can give me like, a P.O. Box if you want. Do you want pecans by the way?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

We did that with Surge in undergrad.

This sounds horrifying and awesome.

Hmmm, cream soda..