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Thug Life
09-06-2010, 01:09 AM
Thats why my hot blonde girlfriend who happens to be a model is 5 months pregnant with my child. EAT A DICK AND STFU.

Dumb motherfucker.

Delias
09-06-2010, 01:11 AM
I didn't look at these pictures, but I feel compelled to point out that the internet is full of pictures free for the downloading... and posting as your own.

Gnome Rage
09-06-2010, 01:13 AM
Its okay Delias - she looks wrecked, like pornstar wrecked in the first.

iJin
09-06-2010, 01:13 AM
Model and going to be pregnant? Well there goes her career. lol

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 01:14 AM
No way man, I can totally see him playing gemstone with that chick on his lap. It's LEGIT!

He's obviously a master of the beefy-palm.

Delias
09-06-2010, 01:17 AM
My pimpstincts say Thug-Life couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse wearing a banana suit.

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 01:21 AM
My pimpstincts say Thug-Life couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse wearing a banana suit.

haha you aint got no pimpstincts

iJin
09-06-2010, 01:22 AM
A+++++ for pimpstincts.

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 01:22 AM
My pimpstincts say Thug-Life couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse wearing a banana suit.

While I would normally be inclined to agree... I was provided with some photographic evidence that suggests otherwise.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v349/150/20/604493000/n604493000_991793_3293.jpg

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 01:23 AM
Its okay Delias - she looks wrecked, like pornstar wrecked in the first.

Sorry but my girl is way hotter than you. She doesnt have caterpillar eyebrows for one. And damn bitch, you need a nose job.

Oh, and heres one of us sucking face.

Jorddyn
09-06-2010, 01:24 AM
Sorry but my girl is way hotter than you. She doesnt have caterpillar eyebrows for one. And damn bitch, you need a nose job.

Oh, and heres one of us sucking face.

Well THAT is classy.

Gnome Rage
09-06-2010, 01:25 AM
Sorry but my girl is way hotter than you. She doesnt have caterpillar eyebrows for one. And damn bitch, you need a nose job.

Oh, and heres one of us sucking face.

Alright darling - You go with that, especially since most women compliment me on the shape of my eyebrows and the fact that they don't need to be penciled in to be visible.

Also, that isn't sucking face, thats drooling on each other.

Delias
09-06-2010, 01:27 AM
I finally looked at the pictures... and now I have to tell you, you look like a date rapist. Just because you constantly drug her doesn't mean you're "together"... it just means she lacks the will to escape.

sst
09-06-2010, 01:27 AM
You’ve got a distorted sense of reality, she’s "okay" looking but not a bombshell.

BTW what kind of work do you do so you will be able to support her and your child who is on the way I have a feeling its going to be a hard future for you, that is if you don’t abandon her.

iJin
09-06-2010, 01:27 AM
The amounts of hilarity in this thread is epic.

sst
09-06-2010, 01:28 AM
Sorry but my girl is way hotter than you. She doesnt have caterpillar eyebrows for one. And damn bitch, you need a nose job.

Oh, and heres one of us sucking face.

I think you're trying to eat her there...

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 01:29 AM
Alright darling - You go with that, especially since most women compliment me on the shape of my eyebrows and the fact that they don't need to be penciled in to be visible.

Also, that isn't sucking face, thats drooling on each other.

hahahaha damn right they dont need to be pencilled in. I can tell you who are related to by just looking at your eyebrows.... pic below

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 01:30 AM
You’ve got a distorted sense of reality, she’s "okay" looking but not a bombshell.

BTW what kind of work do you do so you will be able to support her and your child who is on the way I have a feeling its going to be a hard future for you, that is if you don’t abandon her.

It hardly matters what I do for work, but yes I can support her and the kid. And I'm not a deadbeat who knocks a girl up and abandons her, we're engaged.

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 01:31 AM
You’ve got a distorted sense of reality, she’s "okay" looking but not a bombshell.

BTW what kind of work do you do so you will be able to support her and your child who is on the way I have a feeling its going to be a hard future for you, that is if you don’t abandon her.

I hear those padded helmets aren't cheap.

Maybe he's still got the one he used as a kid.

Delias
09-06-2010, 01:31 AM
Also: What sort of grown man feels the need to defend whether or not he is a virgin? I mean, seriously, can anyone here honestly say they made it out of their teens a virgin? This is the GS Forum... it may as well be called Nerd-World, and I'm pretty sure none of us are virgins.

Except thug life. He only takes it up the butt, so his hymen is intact.

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 01:32 AM
I finally looked at the pictures... and now I have to tell you, you look like a date rapist. Just because you constantly drug her doesn't mean you're "together"... it just means she lacks the will to escape.H

Seriously, thats all you can come up with? I look like a date rapist? LOLOLOL

Some Rogue
09-06-2010, 01:32 AM
Oh, and heres one of us sucking face.

lolsnowballing you

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 01:33 AM
Also: What sort of grown man feels the need to defend whether or not he is a virgin? I mean, seriously, can anyone here honestly say they made it out of their teens a virgin? This is the GS Forum... it may as well be called Nerd-World, and I'm pretty sure none of us are virgins.

Except thug life. He only takes it up the butt, so his hymen is intact.

I just felt like stirring the pot. Duh. Family Guy is over and I thought I'd start a flame war on the PC for shits and giggles. Never fails.

Delias
09-06-2010, 01:33 AM
H

Seriously, thats all you can come up with? I look like a date rapist? LOLOLOL

If you check later posts, I also said you like it in your pooper.

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 01:34 AM
If you check later posts, I also said you like it in your pooper.

No, and no. STFU kthnxbai

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 01:37 AM
Also: What sort of grown man feels the need to defend whether or not he is a virgin? I mean, seriously, can anyone here honestly say they made it out of their teens a virgin? This is the GS Forum... it may as well be called Nerd-World, and I'm pretty sure none of us are virgins.

Except thug life. He only takes it up the butt, so his hymen is intact.

Answer: http://wioz.net/blog-images/the-40-year-old-virgin-2005.jpg

4a6c1
09-06-2010, 01:53 AM
Thats why my hot blonde girlfriend who happens to be a model is 5 months pregnant with my child. EAT A DICK AND STFU.

Dumb motherfucker.

http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/mylittleponies.jpg

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 01:55 AM
http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/mylittleponies.jpg

I'm going to turn this in to a poster and bring it with me the next time I have to go to court for sexual deviancy charges.

That'll show 'em.

4a6c1
09-06-2010, 01:57 AM
Shutup Ceyrin This Is Serious.

I'm the pony with the little sperms all over the butt. WHICH ONE ARE YOU?!?

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 01:59 AM
I'm the one shitting the rainbow in the background out of it's ass.

Gnome Rage
09-06-2010, 02:00 AM
I wanna be the dragon.

Ryvicke
09-06-2010, 02:00 AM
You're one of the ponies in the front left who are offering their sparkled asses??

I'm retaining my call from the last thread on being the big seahorse pony rubbing tummies with the little seahorse pony while serenely fondling my front area with my seahorse tail.

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 02:03 AM
Disturbing realization... not one of those ponies has 2 eyes (visible at least)

4a6c1
09-06-2010, 02:04 AM
At least he was looking at their eyes and not their breasts.

DCSL
09-06-2010, 02:05 AM
I'm Swiftwind because I remember her name and she's blue. SHUT UP, she was the epic mount of General She-Ra defending the Barbie McDonald's from the invasion of Jem and the Holograms.

4a6c1
09-06-2010, 02:07 AM
I'm Swiftwind because I remember her name and she's blue. SHUT UP, she was the epic mount of General She-Ra defending the Barbie McDonald's from the invasion of Jem and the Holograms.

The one in the front bottom right with fairy wings looks like she has a little otter dragon on her butt. ;)

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 02:12 AM
I'm Swiftwind because I remember her name and she's blue. SHUT UP, she was the epic mount of General She-Ra defending the Barbie McDonald's from the invasion of Jem and the Holograms.

I suddenly re-lived a portion of my childhood I'd have rather forgotten...

=(

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 02:16 AM
Wow, I had no idea this would turn into a My Little Pony discussion. Jesus Christ.

Ryvicke
09-06-2010, 02:20 AM
Wow, I had no idea this would turn into a My Little Pony discussion. Jesus Christ.

Your thread was boring as fuck and had an almost zero percent possibility of interesting or lawlsy meltdown. We'd all rather have a discussion of the same picture of ponies we've had a discussion of before.

Now stop being a faggot and pick a pony.

DCSL
09-06-2010, 02:24 AM
Your thread was boring as fuck and had an almost zero percent possibility of interesting or lawlsy meltdown. We'd all rather have a discussion of the same picture of ponies we've had a discussion of before.

Now stop being a faggot and pick a pony.

I think he's a kitty. The little yellow one.

Also, am I going to be the otter dragon girl now or what?

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 02:25 AM
I wanna be the dragon.

lolololol

Rucca
09-06-2010, 02:25 AM
Your thread was boring as fuck and had an almost zero percent possibility of interesting or lawlsy meltdown. We'd all rather have a discussion of the same picture of ponies we've had a discussion of before.

Now stop being a faggot and pick a pony.

AND:

http://imgur.com/uaY0z.jpg

Gnome Rage
09-06-2010, 02:40 AM
lolololol

I'm glad this is how you spend your time <3

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 02:42 AM
I'm glad this is how you spend your time <3

I don't even want to know what that says about me.

Gnome Rage
09-06-2010, 02:43 AM
I don't even want to know what that says about me.

Are you painting splooge onto my vagina picture? Then I might be worried.

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 02:45 AM
Are you painting splooge onto my vagina picture? Then I might be worried.

N...no?

I was just talking about my TOTAL DOMINANCE over the PC social forum section.

Do you want me to?

(I was actually trying to draw some teeth in white, but it did end up looking like splooge actually).

Gnome Rage
09-06-2010, 02:45 AM
N...no?

I was just talking about my TOTAL DOMINANCE over the PC social forum section.

Do you want me to?

(I was actually trying to draw some teeth in white, but it did end up looking like splooge actually).

Seems your already there!

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 02:48 AM
Seems your already there!

You're...

:welcome:

(see what I did there?)

Gnome Rage
09-06-2010, 02:49 AM
You're...

:welcome:

(see what I did there?)

I just tried to do teeth - it failed pretty hard.

Delias
09-06-2010, 02:50 AM
You know what I need you both to do? Stop fucking posting, please.

Gnome Rage
09-06-2010, 02:51 AM
But we're in a war! Go away - I showed you my vagina for NOTHING

Delias
09-06-2010, 02:52 AM
But we're in a war! Go away - I showed you my vagina for NOTHING

I'm actually still waiting for the day when you show nothing... or post nothing. It will be miraculous. It may even make me believe in god.

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 02:54 AM
You know what I need you both to do? Stop fucking posting, please.

You stay out of this... this is how a true pimp tames a bitch when he can't just smack her across her face... or eyebrows... whatever.

Gnome Rage
09-06-2010, 02:56 AM
I'm actually still waiting for the day when you show nothing... or post nothing. It will be miraculous. It may even make me believe in god.

I didn't post a lot this week actually lol.

Delias
09-06-2010, 02:57 AM
You stay out of this... this is how a true pimp tames a bitch when he can't just smack her across her face... or eyebrows... whatever.

You don't even know what it means to have a pimp-hand, son. Let daddy handle his bidness.

Gnome Rage
09-06-2010, 02:58 AM
You're both my whores. kthx.

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 03:08 AM
You're lucky I can't tell if you have a widows peak or not... or I'd have to throw this guy at you

http://www.perrymecium.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/vegeta_majinsaga.jpg

Parker
09-06-2010, 03:22 AM
I hate to say this, but that kid's actually mine.

Wait till it pops out with a red beard and hung like a chipmunk.

You'll know.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-06-2010, 03:25 AM
I can't resist a chance to revise and use some copypasta. FORGIVE ME.


Hey Losers,

My name is ThugLife, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are nerdy and mean has-been gamers who spend every second of their day giving me negative rep accusing me of being a virgin. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten past level 56 in Gemstone IV? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Andraste from Simucon 2005.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I slept with a bottle blond and since I doesn't afraid of anything, I didn't wrap my dick up and got her knocked the fuck up. When's the last time you spread around some fucked up genes that should have been bred out decades ago, other than encouraging "that one weird cousin to sleep with the bride's best friend" during that wedding two years ago? I also am a beautician and fucking KNOW eyebrows, and have a girlfriend who likes to let me lick her tongue (She just blew me and we licked each others mouths before she swallowed; Shit was SO cash). You are all losers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch earlier, before she swallowed

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/PsiElement/snowball.jpg

Delias
09-06-2010, 03:27 AM
I can't resist a chance to revise and use some copypasta. FORGIVE ME.

I love you. :love:

sst
09-06-2010, 03:45 AM
I can't resist a chance to revise and use some copypasta. FORGIVE ME.

:thanx:

Stunseed
09-06-2010, 03:51 AM
Appearances aren't cool to talk about, but something to consider...

Gotta use that toothbrush on more than the front of your teeth, bro. Even thugs learned to brush the back teeth, and real thugs use a toothbrush that bends to accomplish that. Plaque ain't nothing to fuck with, son.

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 04:44 AM
I can't resist a chance to revise and use some copypasta. FORGIVE ME.

LOL stfu biotch

Delias
09-06-2010, 05:03 AM
Appearances aren't cool to talk about, but something to consider...

Gotta use that toothbrush on more than the front of your teeth, bro. Even thugs learned to brush the back teeth, and real thugs use a toothbrush that bends to accomplish that. Plaque ain't nothing to fuck with, son.

The hardcore thug has a flip-top head.

Kenn
09-06-2010, 05:10 AM
Man, this shit literally made my night. And every time I see Delias' avatar, I imagine what he says in a Deadpool speech bubble. There needs to be more Bea Arthur references though.

radamanthys
09-06-2010, 05:36 AM
I can't resist a chance to revise and use some copypasta. FORGIVE ME.

It was after she 'swallowed'.

kookiegod
09-06-2010, 08:34 AM
I can't resist a chance to revise and use some copypasta. FORGIVE ME.

Epic Nikki! :)

Sweets
09-06-2010, 09:00 AM
Sorry but my girl is way hotter than you. She doesnt have caterpillar eyebrows for one. And damn bitch, you need a nose job.

Oh, and heres one of us sucking face.

Where is she going with that blue eye shadow? The eighties?

Parkbandit
09-06-2010, 09:10 AM
Isn't this Seany Digital? Well, post NFL career and academy award acting gig.

Deathravin
09-06-2010, 09:15 AM
http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/2535/Hot-Chicks-With-Douchebags.jpg

Parkbandit
09-06-2010, 10:00 AM
Damn.. I looked for a picture of Seany Digital to compare and ended up reading past PC meltdowns... HarmNone's 'DO NOT EVER MENTION THE WORD WEZAS AGAIN!", Tamral "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOUR CAT", etc... good fucking times.

So.. here we are, 3 years later... what actually happened with Wezas? For a fucking douchebag liberal sympathizer.. he was a decent guy.

Deathravin
09-06-2010, 10:18 AM
This is my girlfriend.

3081

Ignore the logo on the page, it's cause she does some modeling work. Everybody knows that when you get head shots they put their logo on them so they look more professional. I'm clearly not a virgin douche-bag.

Showal
09-06-2010, 10:23 AM
I can't resist a chance to revise and use some copypasta. FORGIVE ME.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mighty Nikkisaurus again.

sst
09-06-2010, 10:32 AM
Damn.. I looked for a picture of Seany Digital to compare and ended up reading past PC meltdowns... HarmNone's 'DO NOT EVER MENTION THE WORD WEZAS AGAIN!", Tamral "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOUR CAT", etc... good fucking times.

So.. here we are, 3 years later... what actually happened with Wezas? For a fucking douchebag liberal sympathizer.. he was a decent guy.

I was gone for the whole wezas thing... do you have a link?

Warriorbird
09-06-2010, 10:32 AM
Thug Life's new nickname is Snowball.

Deathravin
09-06-2010, 11:02 AM
Snowball's girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

30823083

Drisco
09-06-2010, 11:12 AM
I can't resist a chance to revise and use some copypasta. FORGIVE ME.

You, YOU are the reason I love the PC. MY GOD!


Still lawling at that.


Okay, k.. No but serious your GF looks like a crack whore in the first picture (Does anyone see what she is wearing? Is that fishnets on her stomach?).

She looks sexy in the second one but anyone can look good in professional photos. (Yes that was me who neg repped you, I forgot to sign)

But then again.. You good sir are ugly.. What the fuck is under your lower lip? Eye brow perfectionist? You think you could maintain your own facial hair...

Also your tattoo of... Stoned Jesus winking? WTF?

Jesus and me both think you are a dumbass.

Stanley Burrell
09-06-2010, 01:29 PM
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4066/330nybridge.jpg

There are no bridges in New York.

Drew
09-06-2010, 01:39 PM
Who was the guy who posted the pictures of his "girlfriend" on the PC that were just some random porn star then he got found out and denied it till he rage quit? Those were pretty funny.

TheEschaton
09-06-2010, 01:40 PM
Solkern.

Paradii
09-06-2010, 01:44 PM
Where is she going with that blue eye shadow? The eighties?


Her stylist must be The E

Sean
09-06-2010, 01:55 PM
Pictures of random women aside I'm just trying to figure out why SeanyDigital has a tattoo of Rick James on his arm.

Jorddyn
09-06-2010, 02:02 PM
Solkern.

I somehow missed this - but that's freaking awesome.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-06-2010, 02:08 PM
I somehow missed this - but that's freaking awesome.

He also posted nudes of himself and tried to blame Angela/Jenisi.

We've had some good times on the PC. GOOD TIMES.

Jorddyn
09-06-2010, 02:10 PM
He also posted nudes of himself and tried to blame Angela/Jenisi.

We've had some good times on the PC. GOOD TIMES.

Dammit, where was I???

4a6c1
09-06-2010, 02:13 PM
Everyone needs to quit derailing this thread. Right now. And now. And now.


Blah blah blah IM IN THE CLOSET MY BUDDIES FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND blah blah blah

lolz virgin

Jorddyn
09-06-2010, 02:17 PM
Everyone needs to quit derailing this thread. Right now. And now. And now.


C'mon, give me a break - I apparently completely missed a pretty awesome breakdown. And all I can find in his old posts is a bunch of football picks. Argh.

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 02:57 PM
You, YOU are the reason I love the PC. MY GOD!


Still lawling at that.


Okay, k.. No but serious your GF looks like a crack whore in the first picture (Does anyone see what she is wearing? Is that fishnets on her stomach?).

She looks sexy in the second one but anyone can look good in professional photos. (Yes that was me who neg repped you, I forgot to sign)

But then again.. You good sir are ugly.. What the fuck is under your lower lip? Eye brow perfectionist? You think you could maintain your own facial hair...

Also your tattoo of... Stoned Jesus winking? WTF?

Jesus and me both think you are a dumbass.

We were at a rave, everyone dresses up. Hence, the outfit and blue eyeshadow. Perhaps you've heard of the Electric Daisy Carnival? Most Epic rave of the year. And yes, I have a tattoo of a stoned Jesus. LOL. No really though, my arm wasn't finished when that picture was taken. I actually have a picture of Jesus and the Devil facing eachother on my arm. What you see in that picture is the unfinished product. My entire arm is sleeved now.

WHO ELSE HERE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AS SEXY AS MINE? NO ONE. STFU K THNX.

And yes I have hair under my lip, its called a flavor savor, haha the girlfriend loves the way it tickles when I go downtown mang. And there is no excuse for eyebrows that look like they can crawl away at any moment. Sorry I dissed your internet gf. STFU.

Deathravin
09-06-2010, 03:10 PM
http://thecheesegrater.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/douchebags/douchebag.jpg
http://thecheesegrater.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/douchebags/thedirty2-copy2.jpg

Paradii
09-06-2010, 03:13 PM
http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/internet_tough_guys.jpg

B4Hand
09-06-2010, 03:24 PM
The entire thread has made me giggle/laugh/smile which is a huge plus today..please keep up with the funny!

Parkbandit
09-06-2010, 03:28 PM
He also posted nudes of himself and tried to blame Angela/Jenisi.

We've had some good times on the PC. GOOD TIMES.

Didn't Jenisi also post some half nude pictures of herself.. then freak out and go on a delete spasm?

Awesome times.

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 03:35 PM
woohoo 10 pages. I've still got it.

Parkbandit
09-06-2010, 03:40 PM
woohoo 10 pages. I've still got it.

Define "it".

I'm certain your definition and everyone else's definition are entirely different.

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 03:40 PM
Remember, that's pages, not inches... or IQ

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 03:44 PM
Define "it".

I'm certain your definition and everyone else's definition are entirely different.

I can still troll the fuck out of the PC and illicit plenty of response.

Paradii
09-06-2010, 03:45 PM
Define "it".

I'm certain your definition and everyone else's definition are entirely different.


Definition of IT

1: that one —used as subject or direct object or indirect object of a verb or object of a preposition usually in reference to a lifeless thing <took a quick look at the house (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/it#) and noticed it was very old>, a plant <there is a rosebush near the fence and it is now blooming>, a person or animal whose sex is unknown or disregarded <don't know who it is>, a group of individuals or things, or an abstract entity <beauty is everywhere and it is a source of joy> — compare he (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/he), its (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/its), she (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/she), they (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/they)



2—Aids < I still got it>





I am leaning towards definition number 2

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 03:48 PM
I can still troll the fuck out of the PC and illicit plenty of response.

Please buy a dictionary. =)

Warriorbird
09-06-2010, 03:50 PM
lolcow != troll

Tisket
09-06-2010, 03:57 PM
I can still troll the fuck out of the PC and illicit plenty of response.

When bad things happen to good sentences.

RichardCranium
09-06-2010, 04:08 PM
woohoo 10 pages. I've still got it.


It being low self-esteem, a fucked up grill, a whore for a girlfriend, and STD's.

Thug Life
09-06-2010, 04:16 PM
My teeth are perfect, I have no stds, and my gf aint a whore, nice try though. God you must hate yourself. And I have enough self esteem for 10 ppl. You can't faze me. Eat a dick and die.

Warriorbird
09-06-2010, 04:18 PM
I dunno. Personally I think I regret not tailgating with RC in Louisiana more than ever visiting certain California suburbs or dating anybody in the porn industry.

RichardCranium
09-06-2010, 04:34 PM
Hit me up if you ever come back.

Drisco
09-06-2010, 07:19 PM
This is only a page an a half for me? My god who does 5 posts a page.

GR Me and you are Interwebz bf's and gf's apparently. Can I haz seks wit u now?

God it's the typical "I am better than you and awesome" guy. I've met a few in my day who are better than everyone... They are the best looking, have the hottest gf, are the coolest, toughest and everything. One would say awesomeness decided to be human and it was to much to handle in one body so he divided and each one of these guys are awesomeness, but just in a bunch of bodies. They get together every once in awhile at a certain place. Also known as Jersey Shore.

God I wish I could be so naive. Ignorance is truly bliss.

Delias
09-06-2010, 07:22 PM
This is only a page an a half for me? My god who does 5 posts a page.

GR Me and you are Interwebz bf's and gf's apparently. Can I haz seks wit u now?

God it's the typical "I am better than you and awesome" guy. I've met a few in my day who are better than everyone... They are the best looking, have the best looking gf, are the coolest, and toughest and everything.

God I wish I could be so naive. Ignorance is truly bliss.

I would like to state, for the record, that while I am truly fucking awesome, I make no claims to be the awesomest. Whoever the Awesomest is, he probably has less people over 60 living with him than I do.

Gnome Rage
09-06-2010, 07:24 PM
This is only a page an a half for me? My god who does 5 posts a page.

GR Me and you are Interwebz bf's and gf's apparently. Can I haz seks wit u now?

God it's the typical "I am better than you and awesome" guy. I've met a few in my day who are better than everyone... They are the best looking, have the hottest gf, are the coolest, toughest and everything. One would say awesomeness decided to be human and it was to much to handle in one body so he divided and each one of these guys are awesomeness, but just in a bunch of bodies. They get together every once in awhile at a certain place. Also known as Jersey Shore.

God I wish I could be so naive. Ignorance is truly bliss.

Whaat. I'm so confused right now. Why are we interweb dating?

Ceyrin
09-06-2010, 07:57 PM
Whaat. I'm so confused right now. Why are we interweb dating?

You're not. Someone confused pimp with gimp again... it's a common mistake.

Carl Spackler
09-06-2010, 09:33 PM
Nice white trash couple.

Wrathbringer
09-06-2010, 10:06 PM
My teeth are perfect, I have no stds, and my gf aint a whore, nice try though. God you must hate yourself. And I have enough self esteem for 10 ppl. You can't faze me. Eat a dick and die.

I'm amazed that anyone would ever feel like they had to prove themselves to someone else on PC. It's... PC.

sst
09-06-2010, 11:21 PM
My teeth are perfect, I have no stds, and my gf aint a whore, nice try though. God you must hate yourself. And I have enough self esteem for 10 ppl. You can't faze me. Eat a dick and die.


It hardly matters what I do for work, but yes I can support her and the kid. And I'm not a deadbeat who knocks a girl up and abandons her, we're engaged.

Decide if she is your girlfriend or your fiancee. Pick one lie and stick with it

sst
09-06-2010, 11:23 PM
WHO ELSE HERE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AS SEXY AS MINE? NO ONE. STFU K THNX.


I dont have a "Girlfriend" as sexy as yours... since I'm married. BUUUT i do have a damn fine looking bitch that trumps yours! She's even all slutty wearing one of them handkerchief shirts!



http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh184/rsta007/Tokyo.jpg

Sylvan Dreams
09-06-2010, 11:35 PM
Thats why my hot blonde girlfriend who happens to be a model is 5 months pregnant with my child. EAT A DICK AND STFU.

Dumb motherfucker.

The second picture says "Dream Castle Images" on it. Why would she give you a picture with a logo on it?

The girl in the second picture doesn't have the same facial features as the girl in the first. Look at the cheekbones and the nose.


http://rupyb.com/images/gallery/rupy/118_I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

Drisco
09-06-2010, 11:59 PM
We were at a rave, everyone dresses up. Hence, the outfit and blue eyeshadow. Perhaps you've heard of the Electric Daisy Carnival? Most Epic rave of the year. And yes, I have a tattoo of a stoned Jesus. LOL. No really though, my arm wasn't finished when that picture was taken. I actually have a picture of Jesus and the Devil facing eachother on my arm. What you see in that picture is the unfinished product. My entire arm is sleeved now.

WHO ELSE HERE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AS SEXY AS MINE? NO ONE. STFU K THNX.

And yes I have hair under my lip, its called a flavor savor, haha the girlfriend loves the way it tickles when I go downtown mang. And there is no excuse for eyebrows that look like they can crawl away at any moment. Sorry I dissed your internet gf. STFU.


Whaat. I'm so confused right now. Why are we interweb dating?

See above.


You're not. Someone confused pimp with gimp again... it's a common mistake.


Rude.

Celephais
09-07-2010, 12:03 AM
The girl in the second picture doesn't have the same facial features as the girl in the first. Look at the cheekbones and the nose.

The giveaway to me is the chin, but really it's just airbrushed like crazy, that picture tells you nothing about what she really looks like if that is her.

Cephalopod
09-07-2010, 12:11 AM
The giveaway to me is the chin, but really it's just airbrushed like crazy, that picture tells you nothing about what she really looks like if that is her.

For some reason, I thought this post was in the 'red wings' thread, and it made me lol.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-07-2010, 12:20 AM
For some reason, I thought this post was in the 'red wings' thread, and it made me lol.

LOL that is terrible

Thug Life
09-07-2010, 02:47 AM
Yo dawg who the fuck are you anyway? You dont know shit about thug life you know how i know this its cause i dont know who the fuck you are and if i dont know who the fuck you are then you aint thuggin cause nobody gets by without me knowing. You fuck you come here to my forums trying to act all gangsta when you probably still drive your moms pinto trying to hook up with fat chicks in the trailer park while i cruise down the strip in my sweet ass tricked the fuck out RX-7 that i should run over your face with rev the engine way the fuck up and pop the clutch sending chunks of your fat macaroni face flying all over the fucking place and leave a 40 foot long blood tire mark on the street. Them bitches you posting pics of are ugly as fuck if i had to hook up with an ugly cunt like that id say fuck this and fucking kill her cause i dont give a fuck about goin to jail. You dont know what real jail is like either cause if you did youd know that i fucking run them all and nobody thats been to jail anywhere can even talk about jail without giving me my props. So bitch its time for you to back the fuck off and stop trying to front gangsta and go back to the suburbs you fucking spooge face cause im the only real gangsta around here and you dont wanna fuck with a crazy fucking thug like me cause im the real thug life. And speaking of fuck i just dropped a huge load right up your moms ass and then your girlfriend sucked it right out i was like DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN BITCH cause even though i nail at least 3500 hot bitches every month even an awesome ripped out demonstration of physical perfection like me hasnt even seen a slut that dirty in at least 3 months. And she was so satisfied she paid me double what i normally charge and said keep the change. It must suck to be a fat miserable fuck like you but i wouldnt know because there isnt an ounce of suck in me because god created me out of PURE FUCKING AWESOME and dont you ever forget it you poor fat fuck or ill shatter your fucking face with a fucking tire iron and blow your god damn kneecaps off with my gat and then jerk off on your face and send you slithering down the road like anakin skywalker after he got fucking served by obi wan ya heard? Now get the fuck off my forums you self fellating fake gangsta fuck i got shit to do.

Oh my fucking GOD LAWL!!!!!! That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

Ceyrin
09-07-2010, 03:08 AM
I dont have a "Girlfriend" as sexy as yours... since I'm married. BUUUT i do have a damn fine looking bitch that trumps yours! She's even all slutty wearing one of them handkerchief shirts!



http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh184/rsta007/Tokyo.jpg

...

Is that a black labradoodle?

EDIT: PS: It needs grooming.

Showal
09-07-2010, 08:19 AM
Thats why my hot blonde girlfriend who happens to be a model is 5 months pregnant with my child. EAT A DICK AND STFU.

Dumb motherfucker.

I remember when you posted about her here:


Hey buddy....Fuck you pal!

It is rude to leave asinine comments on peoples feedback just because they asked a question. Secondly, I wasn't asking about psinet so your 2 psinet threads arent gonna help me at all now are they asshole.

Do you have an inferiority complex because you got the shit kicked out of you every day growing up because you were such a fuckin loser. I was probably the one kicking the shit out of you.

You see that kid as my avatar, cutest damn kid you'll ever see. You know why? Cuz I'm a sexy mother fucker and so is the woman who was nice enough to let me blow my load. Guess you wouldn't know anything about having sex, especially not with sexy people like us. Get off your computer and try and get laid, maybe you won't be such a bitter person.

You can leave me all the negative feedback you want. I only have like 6 feedback anyway. It will take me all of 1 minute to make a new name so i can sell shit on here.

In conclusion, do the world a favor, shoot yourself in the face or jump off a bridge. Trust me, nobody will miss you.

Bobmuhthol
09-07-2010, 09:04 AM
Just chiming in to remind everyone that the hot blonde model isn't hot and being a model is a far cry from an impressive career.

AnticorRifling
09-07-2010, 09:08 AM
Eh, I'd give her a go.

Showal
09-07-2010, 10:06 AM
Eh, I'd give her a go.

Just chiming in to remind everyone that Anticor's willingness to "give her a go" does not make her hot either.

AnticorRifling
09-07-2010, 10:07 AM
Just chiming in to remind everyone that Anticor's willingness to "give her a go" does not make her hot either.

I thought that was automatically implied.

Showal
09-07-2010, 10:09 AM
It was implied, but I felt like it still required a reminder.

Parkbandit
09-07-2010, 10:45 AM
Just chiming in to remind everyone that the hot blonde model isn't hot and being a model is a far cry from an impressive career.

Once you hit puberty and if you are interested in girls, you will probably change your mind.

And why isn't being a model an impressive career? What is an impressive career to you? Money? Fame? Helping fellow man?

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-07-2010, 11:48 AM
And why isn't being a model an impressive career? What is an impressive career to you? Money? Fame? Helping fellow man?

Probably something that requires more brain power.

Abilene
09-07-2010, 11:50 AM
Just chiming in to remind everyone that Anticor's willingness to "give her a go" does not make her hot either.

A++++
Would Lulz again.

awol0509
09-07-2010, 12:47 PM
Alright darling - You go with that, especially since most women compliment me on the shape of my eyebrows and the fact that they don't need to be penciled in to be visible.

Also, that isn't sucking face, thats drooling on each other.

late to this thread, but yes, you do have wonderfully shaped eyebrows!

Parkbandit
09-07-2010, 12:47 PM
Probably something that requires more brain power.

Most people don't have the intellectual capacity to do a job that requires "brain power". Many people who do have "brain power" are ugly as fuck and couldn't be models.

I don't have a problem with them doing what they can do to make the most money to support their lifestyle though. Good for them, IMO.

Leloo
09-07-2010, 01:33 PM
Late to the thread as well... as a general comment, if the best you can do is to attack someone's looks than by default you lose any argument. It's easy to call someone fat or make fun of their nose and doesn't make you look clever or funny but rather pathetic if that's the best you can do. If you want to insult someone attack their intellect, their views, debate using your own intellect to crush them into dust. But if all you can do is attack their appearance than you lose. So in this case, Gnome Rage wins!

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-07-2010, 01:39 PM
Most people don't have the intellectual capacity to do a job that requires "brain power". Many people who do have "brain power" are ugly as fuck and couldn't be models.

I don't have a problem with them doing what they can do to make the most money to support their lifestyle though. Good for them, IMO.

There's a big difference between condemning modeling and having a problem with it, and not being impressed by a girl who 'is a model' (most women who claim this, btw, do not make their living modeling or anything remotely close). It's a legitimate way to make money, but some guys (and girls) aren't into that sort of thing and are not impressed. That's really all Bob was saying- he doesn't find that kind of work impressive, awe-inspiring, or moving.

sst
09-07-2010, 02:45 PM
...

Is that a black labradoodle?

EDIT: PS: It needs grooming.

yes and she got groomed shortly before that picture... it was during our trying to let her hair grow out phase...

DCSL
09-07-2010, 02:54 PM
yes and she got groomed shortly before that picture... it was during our trying to let her hair grow out phase...

I hope you're brushing her regularly and correctly. I hate having to break it to owners who are trying to grow their dog's hair out that they've done it wrong and it all needs to be shaved for the dog's health.

Ceyrin
09-07-2010, 06:06 PM
yes and she got groomed shortly before that picture... it was during our trying to let her hair grow out phase...

Well... stop it.

That dog needs a #5 all over, maybe a #7 even... you can keep doing the terrier face though. That's what I do to most doodles.. it seems to suit.

DCSL
09-07-2010, 06:19 PM
Well... stop it.

That dog needs a #5 all over, maybe a #7 even... you can keep doing the terrier face though. That's what I do to most doodles.. it seems to suit.

Pfft! I'd rather see it with a C Wahl. Fuzzy but nothing that will mat up too quickly.

Ceyrin
09-07-2010, 06:21 PM
I never assume that anyone is going to brush anything between the span of time the dog walks out, and then shows up again 6-10 weeks later.

Gnome Rage
09-07-2010, 07:13 PM
Late to the thread as well... as a general comment, if the best you can do is to attack someone's looks than by default you lose any argument. It's easy to call someone fat or make fun of their nose and doesn't make you look clever or funny but rather pathetic if that's the best you can do. If you want to insult someone attack their intellect, their views, debate using your own intellect to crush them into dust. But if all you can do is attack their appearance than you lose. So in this case, Gnome Rage wins!

How do I win! I insulted his girlfriend's appearance. xD

Thug Life
09-07-2010, 07:38 PM
Leloo is just a fucking idiot.

pabstblueribbon
09-07-2010, 07:52 PM
I never assume that anyone is going to brush anything between the span of time the dog walks out, and then shows up again 6-10 weeks later.

I was drinking a beer and a buddy wandered in from outside to see what the fuck I was looking at. He saw your avatar and said, spanish buttplug, and walked off.

I loled.

Leloo
09-07-2010, 08:14 PM
How do I win! I insulted his girlfriend's appearance. xD

Tsk tsk tsk! You lose too!

Gnome Rage
09-07-2010, 08:17 PM
Tsk tsk tsk! You lose too!

BUT IM HONEST - so I do win!!

Ryvicke
09-07-2010, 08:21 PM
Tsk tsk tsk! You lose too!

I left him a rep comment about how his girlfriend is so addicted to the shake that she's only with him cause he keeps supplying it (from his PERSONAL stash) and if he doesn't turn it around soon he's going to have a lemur-eyed bush baby for a kid.

Do I win?!

Sadly though I think he might have been lying about having a girlfriend or a baby cause he's still cruising on okcupid. But playas gotta etc. etc.

Leloo
09-07-2010, 10:26 PM
Ryvicke wins! You managed to insult him/his girlfriend without relying on attacking her appearance. Kudos, you are officially the winner of this very weird thread!

Thug Life
09-07-2010, 10:35 PM
You do not officiate who wins anything ya dumb cunt. And I'm not cruising okcupid. That shit is old. I dont even login there.

Celephais
09-07-2010, 10:40 PM
You do not officiate who wins anything ya dumb cunt. And I'm not cruising okcupid. That shit is old. I dont even login there.


Last Online
Aug. 26
Okay.

Parkbandit
09-07-2010, 10:41 PM
Okay.

:rofl:

pabstblueribbon
09-07-2010, 10:43 PM
You do not officiate who wins anything ya dumb cunt. And I'm not cruising okcupid. That shit is old. I dont even login there.


Okay.


Sssstthhhhh. Bummer.

You gonna get 4chan'd.

sst
09-07-2010, 11:01 PM
I never assume that anyone is going to brush anything between the span of time the dog walks out, and then shows up again 6-10 weeks later.

we brush her 3 times a week on average. Never let her get much in the way of mats, and if we did find any they got cut out right away.

We started trimming her ourselves about six months ago once she matured enough not to get distracted by everything. (prices for labradoodle grooming were way to much)

best behaved and smartest dog I've ever had. Much like Seany Digital's girlfriend/fiancee/$100 a hour whore, When I tell her to get down, she gets down.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 03:50 AM
we brush her 3 times a week on average. Never let her get much in the way of mats, and if we did find any they got cut out right away.

We started trimming her ourselves about six months ago once she matured enough not to get distracted by everything. (prices for labradoodle grooming were way to much)

best behaved and smartest dog I've ever had. Much like Seany Digital's girlfriend/fiancee/$100 a hour whore, When I tell her to get down, she gets down.

DOFL you're such a bitch. I bet I'd fuck you up IRL. You're just mad cuz you don't get no women. STFU

Deathravin
09-08-2010, 08:28 AM
I knew you were gay.

sst
09-08-2010, 09:29 AM
DOFL you're such a bitch. I bet I'd fuck you up IRL.

OMG you can fuck me up IRL I'm skerd.


You're just mad cuz you don't get no women. STFU

I'm married and have a kid. I stopped looking for new women years ago, might want to consider that mentality if you're going to be a "good father" to whosever kid it is coming out of that skuzzy vagina you posted.

Also, are you going to end up continuing your acting career on Maury for a paternity test?

Oh could you link your IMDB page?

4a6c1
09-08-2010, 09:31 AM
This thread still delivers.

Abilene
09-08-2010, 10:25 AM
Thats why my hot blonde girlfriend who happens to be a model is 5 months pregnant with my child. EAT A DICK AND STFU.

Dumb motherfucker.

What's with the hillbilly Jesus on your arm? :wtf:

Showal
09-08-2010, 10:57 AM
Thats why my hot blonde girlfriend who happens to be a model is 5 months pregnant with my child. EAT A DICK AND STFU.

Dumb motherfucker.

I just realized ... you were called a virgin in one of your rep comments?

This is pretty serious. Let's get some of our okcupid friends and we'll kick some ass together when we find this person who called you a virgin. I don't go on okcupid much either, at least since September 6th of 2011.

I even called my mom to ask what she thought because, you know, I really respect my parents' opinions and like to get their insight on issues like this. She said "Don't ever let anyone call you a virgin. Is this Seany a good friend?" I lied and said "yes". I know it's bad to lie, but I only did it because I read The Secret recently and I want it to be true. She said "I'm not going to tell you what to do, but if it were me, I'd drive over in my new porsche and stick that fuck's face in my spinners."

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 01:26 PM
I just realized ... you were called a virgin in one of your rep comments?

This is pretty serious. Let's get some of our okcupid friends and we'll kick some ass together when we find this person who called you a virgin. I don't go on okcupid much either, at least since September 6th of 2011.

I even called my mom to ask what she thought because, you know, I really respect my parents' opinions and like to get their insight on issues like this. She said "Don't ever let anyone call you a virgin. Is this Seany a good friend?" I lied and said "yes". I know it's bad to lie, but I only did it because I read The Secret recently and I want it to be true. She said "I'm not going to tell you what to do, but if it were me, I'd drive over in my new porsche and stick that fuck's face in my spinners."

lolololol

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 01:30 PM
What's with the hillbilly Jesus on your arm? :wtf:

If you read my previous post, the Jesus on my arm wasn't finished. Its part of an entire sleeve, which is done now, where Christ and Satan are facing eachother, as if battling for my soul.

Warriorbird
09-08-2010, 01:30 PM
Sounds pretty emo.

Rinualdo
09-08-2010, 01:31 PM
If you read my previous post, the Jesus on my arm wasn't finished. Its part of an entire sleeve, which is done now, where Christ and Satan are facing eachother, as if battling for my soul.

Translation- he had to wait for the rest of his allowance to finish the tattoo.

Celephais
09-08-2010, 01:33 PM
where Christ and Satan are facing eachother, as if battling for my soul.

This is all massive sorts of retarded.

g++
09-08-2010, 01:43 PM
If you read my previous post, the Jesus on my arm wasn't finished. Its part of an entire sleeve, which is done now, where Christ and Satan are facing eachother, as if battling for my soul.
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p74/youstolemythoughts/Jesus.jpg

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 01:49 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p74/youstolemythoughts/Jesus.jpg

That has got to be one of the most sacreligious things I've ever seen.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 01:50 PM
Translation- he had to wait for the rest of his allowance to finish the tattoo.

More like I had to wait for the time to sit down with my buddy. SINCE I OWN MY OWN TATTOO MACHINE.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 01:52 PM
Sounds pretty emo.

My sleeve isn't emo at all. Lets go over whats on my arm: a band of thorns on my wrist, a demon girl dancing in flames, the state of california with a star where the inland empire is also in flames, a 909 tattoo, my gang letters, bullet shells, and dollar bills, some dice, oh and the ace of spades. Oh, and of course Jesus and Satan.

g++
09-08-2010, 01:52 PM
That has got to be one of the most sacreligious things I've ever seen.

Sometimes I forget you live such a sheltered life of cocaine sales and guns that I post things that shock your sensibilities. My apologies.

Warriorbird
09-08-2010, 01:53 PM
More like I had to wait for the time to sit down with my buddy. SINCE I OWN MY OWN TATTOO MACHINE.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5278/479416-brucie2_super.jpg

Rinualdo
09-08-2010, 01:53 PM
My sleeve isn't emo at all. Lets go over whats on my arm: a band of thorns on my wrist, a dancing demon girl dancing in flames, the state of california with a star where the inland empire is also in flames, a 909 tattoo, my gang letters, bullet shells, and dollar bills, oh and the ace of spades. Oh, and of course Jesus and Satan.

Someone's trying really, really hard to convince people how badass they are.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 01:57 PM
Someone's trying really, really hard to convince people how badass they are.

I don't need to convince people. I am what I am, and people know this.

NocturnalRob
09-08-2010, 01:59 PM
More like I had to wait for the time to sit down with my buddy. SINCE I OWN MY OWN TATTOO MACHINE.
I'm sorry. I tried to stay out of this entire absurd thread and ignore your pathetic logorrhea, but I can't help it.

You own your own tattoo machine? You're a loser.
You pose in front of a shitty 10-year-old Lexus? You're a loser.
You own a fur coat with a zipper? You're a loser.
You brag about having a horrific, skank hole for a girlfriend? You're a loser.

I'll let you draw your own conclusion about what all these mean, but I hope you catch my drift.

Later, Snowball. Try not to drown.

Celephais
09-08-2010, 01:59 PM
a 909 tattoo

You have a tremors tattoo on your arm? That's pretty gay.

Warriorbird
09-08-2010, 02:00 PM
I don't need to convince people. I am what I am, and people know this.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/e/e0/OrigCash.jpg/180px-OrigCash.jpg

Ryvicke
09-08-2010, 02:01 PM
I don't need to convince people. I am what I am, and people know this.

A total fucking cliche? Father to a cracked out lemur baby?

RichardCranium
09-08-2010, 02:02 PM
I don't need to convince people. I am what I am, and people know this.

Do they know you play text based MUD's and post on forums like these? Thugged out son.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 02:03 PM
I'm not a cliche at all. I don't know many gangsters who've played text based mmo's heh. I have many aspects. My baby aint cracked out, neither of us do drugs. You're just a dipshit. 909 is my fucking area code, dip shit. the 9ho9. My terf. 909 life, drink fuck and fight. Come on down here and get ya ass whooped.

Warriorbird
09-08-2010, 02:07 PM
I'm not a cliche at all. I don't know many gangsters who've played text based mmo's heh. I have many aspects. My baby aint cracked out, neither of us do drugs. You're just a dipshit. 909 is my fucking area code, dip shit. the 9ho9. My terf. 909 life, drink fuck and fight. Come on down here and get ya ass whooped.

So. How's your quest to become the American Ali G going?

Cephalopod
09-08-2010, 02:07 PM
I'm not a cliche at all. I don't know many gangsters who've played text based mmo's heh. I have many aspects. My baby aint cracked out, neither of us do drugs. You're just a dipshit. 909 is my fucking area code, dip shit. the 9ho9. My terf. 909 life, drink fuck and fight. Come on down here and get ya ass whooped.

It's all fun and games until there's an NPA split and suddenly 909 is nothing but Rancho Cucamonga.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 02:09 PM
That already happened. the 909 got split into the 951/909. But the 909 will always be Chino. My neighborhood.

Warriorbird
09-08-2010, 02:10 PM
That already happened. the 909 got split into the 951/909. But the 909 will always be Chino. My neighborhood.

West Staines Massiv!

Parkbandit
09-08-2010, 02:12 PM
I'm not a cliche at all. I don't know many gangsters who've played text based mmo's heh. I have many aspects. My baby aint cracked out, neither of us do drugs. You're just a dipshit. 909 is my fucking area code, dip shit. the 9ho9. My terf. 909 life, drink fuck and fight. Come on down here and get ya ass whooped.

I thought 9ho9 was your GF's turf?

sst
09-08-2010, 02:49 PM
My sleeve isn't emo at all. Lets go over whats on my arm: a band of thorns on my wrist, a demon girl dancing in flames, the state of california with a star where the inland empire is also in flames, a 909 tattoo, my gang letters, bullet shells, and dollar bills, some dice, oh and the ace of spades. Oh, and of course Jesus and Satan.

I have never met anyone proud of being from the inland empire...

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 02:49 PM
I thought 9ho9 was your GF's turf?

I thought being a fat old man was your turf. I think you're just a hater. I don't see you getting any half way decent pussy. Funny how you all got something to say but I don't see you showing you got anything better.

Abilene
09-08-2010, 02:50 PM
A total fucking cliche? Father to a cracked out lemur baby?

What are you talking about, THIS is NOT cliche.


a band of thorns on my wrist, a demon girl dancing in flames, the state of california with a star where the inland empire is also in flames, a 909 tattoo, my gang letters, bullet shells, and dollar bills, some dice, oh and the ace of spades. Oh, and of course Jesus and Satan.

This is all very unique to the 9-ho-9 gangsta.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 02:51 PM
I have never met anyone proud of being from the inland empire...

Ive never met anyone who is such a faggot. You look like the type of dude who got beat up on the daily for his lunch money when he was a kid.

4a6c1
09-08-2010, 03:18 PM
^That may be true. But now he knows where the world keeps all its bombs. Or something.


Ok Thug life. Why?!?! Why why why why WHY. What's the point of this?

sst
09-08-2010, 03:18 PM
Ive never met anyone who is such a faggot. You look like the type of dude who got beat up on the daily for his lunch money when he was a kid.

Thats all you have? really...

Lets be honest here... Chino is not exactly a "thuggish" part of California. This 'front" you're trying to put up is rather pathetic. I'm curious where the feeling of inadequacies is coming from... Is it daddy issues?

Parkbandit
09-08-2010, 03:25 PM
I thought being a fat old man was your turf.

You thought? Please show some evidence of this... because I haven't read an intelligent thought of yours yet.


I think you're just a hater.

You think? Again, cite a source.


I don't see you getting any half way decent pussy.

You want to see me getting pussy? What kind of creepy internet thug are you?


Funny how you all got something to say but I don't see you showing you got anything better.

You don't see. Now that is something I can believe.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 03:25 PM
hahahaha Chino is not thuggish? Apparently the FBI doesn't agree with you.

http://iestreetlife.aforumfree.com/gang-related-articles-f26/chino-sinners-operation-redemption-t2191.htm

Theres an entire forum dedicated to IE street life. Come on down to Chino and get jacked. You'd get knocked the fuck out, get your wallet and shoes taken.

sst
09-08-2010, 03:31 PM
hahahaha Chino is not thuggish?

http://iestreetlife.aforumfree.com/gang-related-articles-f26/chino-sinners-operation-redemption-t2191.htm

Theres an entire forum dedicated to IE street life. Come on down to Chino and get jacked. You'd get knocked the fuck out, get your wallet and shoes taken.

I hate to break it to you, but most cities in SoCal, outside of the coastal beaches (excluding long beach since large parts of it are straight up Gheto) have crime/gang problems due to the extensive immigration issues.

I ran all over Chino and the Inland Empire, as well as most of SoCal. The only times I brought my service weapon with me was Compton and Inglewood and lesser parts of Los Angeles urban sprawl.

Warriorbird
09-08-2010, 03:31 PM
hahahaha Chino is not thuggish? Apparently the FBI doesn't agree with you.

http://iestreetlife.aforumfree.com/gang-related-articles-f26/chino-sinners-operation-redemption-t2191.htm

Theres an entire forum dedicated to IE street life. Come on down to Chino and get jacked. You'd get knocked the fuck out, get your wallet and shoes taken.

From Wikipedia:

In the 1970s, Chino developed into a small suburban city, forming the western anchor of the Inland Empire region, and now the city's development has gradually taken on a more middle-class character. There are still many industrial areas as well as farm animals such as goats and chickens. According to the 2004 FBI UCR, the city had about 3.6 violent crimes per 1,000 population, which is typical for an American suburb, and its property crime was actually below average.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 03:37 PM
From Wikipedia:

In the 1970s, Chino developed into a small suburban city, forming the western anchor of the Inland Empire region, and now the city's development has gradually taken on a more middle-class character. There are still many industrial areas as well as farm animals such as goats and chickens. According to the 2004 FBI UCR, the city had about 3.6 violent crimes per 1,000 population, which is typical for an American suburb, and its property crime was actually below average.

Now look up the surrounding cities. Pomona, Ontario, Fontana, and Corona. The only reason its not as crime ridden IN Chino is because we don't shit where we eat. Infact, did you know this area is the birthplace for the Hells Angels, Vagos, and Mongols motorcycle gangs?

g++
09-08-2010, 03:43 PM
It certainly is cool living in the ghetto
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-hermann-stabbing-midtown-20100907,0,1567140.story

I feel so hard reading this every day.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 03:43 PM
Dude... are you kidding me... Pomona, Ontario, Corona?! Hahahahaha fuck dude you need to get out more. Corona has a median home price of over $1,000,000.

You're a suburban white boy.

HAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT DIPSHIT SUPPORT THAT FACT. CORONA IS A SHITHOLE.

Warriorbird
09-08-2010, 03:46 PM
Low property crime in Pomona (though I'll give you violent is 1/3 higher than the state totals, it still pales compared to Cali's real urban centers)

And THIS is the high school

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/DiamondRanchHS_-_CarolHighsmith_-_4.jpg/752px-DiamondRanchHS_-_CarolHighsmith_-_4.jpg

They be thuggin'

Ontario is below the national average, though there's a slight violent crime bump and a pretty large property crime decline.

Corona's got a higher household income total and was one of Money magazine's 2006 'Places to Live.' It's way below the national average.

Seem pretty boring.

Danger wise, g++'s city has them fucking owned.

I'd be much more comfortable with a relative living in those California suburbs than Baltimore where a bunch of them do.

sst
09-08-2010, 03:46 PM
HAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT DIPSHIT SUPPORT THAT FACT. CORONA IS A SHITHOLE.

I was a bit off median prices are about $350,000 went to correct it but you were quick on the quoting

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 03:53 PM
I was a bit off median prices are about $350,000 went to correct it but you were quick on the quoting

yeah -a bit- off. Just STFU. It doesnt matter where I live. I'd still fuck your world up pussy. Eat a dick and die.

Warriorbird
09-08-2010, 03:57 PM
I like how quickly you discarded 'MY COMMUNITY IS THE GHETTO!' Snowball.

EDIT:

In response to your frantic search for street cred. Fontana != Chino. In addition, the bikers seem to actually do a pretty good job of reducing the crime rate. If a bit poor and white its crime rates are below both the national and California averages.

Your area doesn't seem too bad.

Abilene
09-08-2010, 04:06 PM
Is it funny or sad that someone is trying to defend/argue how violent their neighborhood really is?

Leloo
09-08-2010, 04:06 PM
You do not officiate who wins anything ya dumb cunt. And I'm not cruising okcupid. That shit is old. I dont even login there.

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth or is she already ashamed enough of you that she doesn't bother to claim you as her own?

Grow up, you behave like a 16 year old... and that may even be insulting to 16 year olds.

Showal
09-08-2010, 04:19 PM
MY CITY IS SO TOUGH!

BY MY CITY, I MEANT THE SURROUNDING AREAS! COME TO THESE AREAS AND YOU WILL GET YOUR WALLET AND SHOES TAKEN AND YOU'LL PROBABLY GET PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH!

Come to my city, and I'll probably ask my parents to take you out to a nice dinner and we'll wait outside your house while we drop you off at your house to make sure you get in alright BECAUSE WE DON'T SHIT WHERE WE EAT!!!!

Delias
09-08-2010, 04:37 PM
I'd like to point out that there is no such thing as a "tattoo machine". Did you mean a tattoo gun? How do you sterilize the barrels? Have you got an autoclave? We used to use a pressure cooker. I also haven't gotten a new tattoo since I was 17, if that tells you anything.

Also, if you own the gun, why did you have to wait for anyone? My friend erik used to re-color his own tattoos in different shades when he would get bored. He's a huge coward and a weakling, but I'm guessing still harder than you...since you apparently needed someone to hold your hand.

P.S.- Jesus and Satan wouldn't battle over your soul. I'm betting your parents each insisted you go with the other one during the divorce proceedings.

Cephalopod
09-08-2010, 04:40 PM
I heard Chino was the dequartering capital of the world.

Delias
09-08-2010, 04:42 PM
I heard Chino was the dequartering capital of the world.

Damnit I knew I should have made a dequartering joke. Bravo, man, Bravo.

Parkbandit
09-08-2010, 04:43 PM
From Wikipedia:

In the 1970s, Chino developed into a small suburban city, forming the western anchor of the Inland Empire region, and now the city's development has gradually taken on a more middle-class character. There are still many industrial areas as well as farm animals such as goats and chickens. According to the 2004 FBI UCR, the city had about 3.6 violent crimes per 1,000 population, which is typical for an American suburb, and its property crime was actually below average.

Damn.. I can understand how he became so hardened and violent with those statistics.

"Nature versus nurture... nature always wins"

AnticorRifling
09-08-2010, 04:48 PM
I live in little Italy because there is an Olive Garden close by.

Showal
09-08-2010, 04:51 PM
if you don't do drugs, why do you carry around a half oz of personal coke? Just because you can afford it?

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-08-2010, 04:55 PM
if you don't do drugs, why do you carry around a half oz of personal coke? Just because you can afford it?

I'm now imagining someone walking around with a shot glass half-full of coca cola and a square of seran wrap rubberbanded over the top. GANGSTA

Ryvicke
09-08-2010, 04:58 PM
yeah -a bit- off. Just STFU. It doesnt matter where I live. I'd still fuck your world up pussy. Eat a dick and die.

I would love to see you try to deal coke anywhere on the East Coast between Virginia Beach and New York. Actually just come walk around nyc in your furs for a few hours. You live in Disneyland.

NocturnalRob
09-08-2010, 05:10 PM
I live in little Italy because there is an Olive Garden close by.
You fat fuck. Unlimited pasta bowl is like your crack.

Showal
09-08-2010, 05:24 PM
burrrrrrr chino is sooooooo cold! You better zip up that fur coat when you're pushing that snow!

Showal
09-08-2010, 05:26 PM
why did big fur pants never catch on as a style?

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 05:30 PM
I'd like to point out that there is no such thing as a "tattoo machine". Did you mean a tattoo gun? How do you sterilize the barrels? Have you got an autoclave? We used to use a pressure cooker. I also haven't gotten a new tattoo since I was 17, if that tells you anything.

Also, if you own the gun, why did you have to wait for anyone? My friend erik used to re-color his own tattoos in different shades when he would get bored. He's a huge coward and a weakling, but I'm guessing still harder than you...since you apparently needed someone to hold your hand.

P.S.- Jesus and Satan wouldn't battle over your soul. I'm betting your parents each insisted you go with the other one during the divorce proceedings.

Uh guess what most people who actually do tattoos call it a tattoo machine, not a tattoo gun. Its so funny when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about but you pretend to. STFU

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 05:33 PM
I'll walk around anywhere and do anything. No one said my city is violent like compton is. I'm saying you faggots would get robbed.

NocturnalRob
09-08-2010, 05:34 PM
why did big fur pants never catch on as a style?
I'd assume it has something to do with racism.

Showal
09-08-2010, 05:34 PM
I'll walk around anywhere and do anything. No one said my city is violent like compton is. I'm saying you faggots would get robbed.

thanks for clarifying!

Ceyrin
09-08-2010, 05:36 PM
Uh guess what most people who actually do tattoos call it a tattoo machine, not a tattoo gun. Its so funny when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about but you pretend to. STFU

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aaM0VsmrQfE/R-FEe6xwm0I/AAAAAAAAAA4/nRz-wIjzvYI/s1600/edumacation.jpg

Delias
09-08-2010, 06:15 PM
Uh guess what most people who actually do tattoos call it a tattoo machine, not a tattoo gun. Its so funny when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about but you pretend to. STFU

News to me. I guess my friends didn't learn about inking on wikipedia though, so it makes sense. Times change, and you remain a virgin. Do us all a favor and keep fucking your knuckles, and after this prom night dumpster baby of your "girlfriend"s is born and disposed of, please never breed. Your genes are polluting the pool.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 06:33 PM
Yeah my genes are polluting the gene pool. Well, don't trip. I doubt any of my descendants will ever EVER mix their good blood with any dipshit cripple dork genes like yours. Do the world a favor and abort yourself faggot. Better yet, if you're ever down in California why don't you come to where I am at run your mouth at me and I'll releive you of your life pussy.

Kainen
09-08-2010, 06:35 PM
Uh guess what most people who actually do tattoos call it a tattoo machine, not a tattoo gun. Its so funny when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about but you pretend to. STFU

God this is sad, but he's right. It's considered stupid to call it a gun now. (From the ppl that I know that are professional tattoo artists anyways)

Stunseed
09-08-2010, 06:36 PM
He'll take you to the desert!

WHERE BAD THINGS HAPPEN.

Back
09-08-2010, 06:37 PM
The PC has become far too creepy of late. Times change I suppose...

B4Hand
09-08-2010, 06:38 PM
Yeah my genes are polluting the gene pool. Well, don't trip. I doubt any of my descendants will ever EVER mix their good blood with any dipshit cripple dork genes like yours. Do the world a favor and abort yourself faggot. Better yet, if you're ever down in California why don't you come to where I am at run your mouth at me and I'll releive you of your life pussy.


You know..you remind me of the little boys that hang out with my daughter's ex-boyfriend, always just yammering away about how great they are., and how scary it is in their "hood". I find it amusing.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 06:46 PM
You know..you remind me of the little boys that hang out with my daughter's ex-boyfriend, always just yammering away about how great they are., and how scary it is in their "hood". I find it amusing.

You shouldnt be letting your daughter hang out with those kids of boys. What kind of parent are you?

Ceyrin
09-08-2010, 06:46 PM
http://n3t.net/humor/motivation/diaf.jpg

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 06:47 PM
God this is sad, but he's right. It's considered stupid to call it a gun now. (From the ppl that I know that are professional tattoo artists anyways)

PWNED

Delias, how does that foot taste in your mouth, fag?

Ceyrin
09-08-2010, 06:52 PM
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk174/Fellcasters/Pwnd.png

Ceyrin
09-08-2010, 06:55 PM
Additionally...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/the_kimo/STFU-Whiteboy.jpg

Deathravin
09-08-2010, 07:02 PM
You know..you remind me of the little boys that hang out with my daughter's ex-boyfriend, always just yammering away about how great they are., and how scary it is in their "hood". I find it amusing.

Do you think that they actually think they're that awesome? Like is it ignorance of the fact that there's 6 billion people on this earth and untold billions total that have been born, lived, and died in the ~8000 years of history, even more in pre-history. And everything they've ever done has been done billions of times? (Except things like going to the fucking MOON)


Or is it a defense mechanism brought on by feeling inferior and small and needing to act out and "prove" how big and tough they are.


Or are they just douchebags?

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 07:07 PM
I don't think I'm so awesome. Just more awesome than most of you.

B4Hand
09-08-2010, 07:12 PM
Do you think that they actually think they're that awesome? Like is it ignorance of the fact that there's 6 billion people on this earth and untold billions total that have been born, lived, and died in the ~8000 years of history, even more in pre-history. And everything they've ever done has been done billions of times? (Except things like going to the fucking MOON)


Or is it a defense mechanism brought on by feeling inferior and small and needing to act out and "prove" how big and tough they are.


Or are they just douchebags?

I think they are really young, and immature, and simply trying to prove to themselves they are as big and bad as they themselves think the must be to be cool or something. (most likely the defense mechanism).

Deathravin
09-08-2010, 07:12 PM
I don't think I'm so awesome. Just more awesome than most of you.

So you're awesome because you knocked up your bitch, and cause she totally hot, and because you drive a phat ride, and that you wear an expensive watch... am I missing anything?

Deathravin
09-08-2010, 07:14 PM
I think they are really young, and immature, and simply trying to prove to themselves they are as big and bad as they themselves think the must be to be cool or something. (most likely the defense mechanism).

That may be true for your daughter's thuggy friends, but this guy seems to be a grown man acting out like a child. Granted 26 isn't that old... Maybe he'll grow out of it.

Stanley Burrell
09-08-2010, 07:16 PM
That may be true for your daughter's thuggy friends, but this guy seems to be a grown man acting out like a child. Granted 26 isn't that old... Maybe he'll grow out of it.

Fuck that, he's (edit: intentionally) trolling. At first I thought he was ridiculously serious, but then, no.

B4Hand
09-08-2010, 07:17 PM
That may be true for your daughter's thuggy friends, but this guy seems to be a grown man acting out like a child. Granted 26 isn't that old... Maybe he'll grow out of it.

It is a bit old..and just in my daughter's defense, NOT her friends. Her ex-boyfriend's friends..who we don't allow near our home.

Ceyrin
09-08-2010, 07:20 PM
Fuck that, he's (edit: intentionally) trolling. At first I thought he was ridiculously serious, but then, no.

But SB! Trolls can't afford phat rides! They be too busy pimpin'

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/3001334102_2328943026.jpg

Ceyrin
09-08-2010, 07:21 PM
Actually, I really need that outfit so I can dress my cock up in it and take pictures.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/3001334102_2328943026.jpg

Kainen
09-08-2010, 07:24 PM
I don't think I'm so awesome. Just more awesome than most of you.

You aren't.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 07:26 PM
So you're awesome because you knocked up your bitch, and cause she totally hot, and because you drive a phat ride, and that you wear an expensive watch... am I missing anything?

Yeah, you're missing the fact that I could make you tongue kiss the barrel of my mac 11 and beg for your fucking life like a little bitch.

Kainen
09-08-2010, 07:27 PM
Yeah, you're missing the fact that I could make you tongue kiss the barrel of my mac 11 and beg for your fucking life like a little bitch.

And THIS is why you aren't.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 07:30 PM
LOL

Jesus Christ, I did not think this thread would hit 24 pages. Successful troll is successful.

I've been trolling these forums every once and awhile for like almost 10 years and dumb fuckers still take the bait. EVERY TIME.

Deathravin
09-08-2010, 07:32 PM
who has 10 posts per page?

Deathravin
09-08-2010, 07:34 PM
Yeah, you're missing the fact that I could make you tongue kiss the barrel of my mac 11 and beg for your fucking life like a little bitch.

See, but you can't... Can you see that?

Warriorbird
09-08-2010, 07:36 PM
LOL

Jesus Christ, I did not think this thread would hit 24 pages. Successful troll is successful.

I've been trolling these forums every once and awhile for like almost 10 years and dumb fuckers still take the bait. EVERY TIME.

Your social networking and photo documented retardation has been making people laugh for years.

Kainen
09-08-2010, 07:36 PM
See, but you can't... Can you see that?

He'll kiss it for you, and call it good.

NocturnalRob
09-08-2010, 07:38 PM
my mac 11
the fact that you own this little bitch gun furthers my belief that you are nothing more than a gaping axe wound.

Thug Life
09-08-2010, 07:41 PM
the fact that you own this little bitch gun furthers my belief that you are nothing more than a gaping axe wound.

I own a lot more guns than that dickwad.

Kainen
09-08-2010, 07:43 PM
I own a lot more guns than that dickwad.

Sorry, your squirt and cap gun collection just isn't that scary.

Warriorbird
09-08-2010, 07:53 PM
He can't show them because he's a super dangerous felon FOR REALS and the Feds might be taking pictures of him.

http://a.imageshack.us/img205/5816/brbfbixv9.jpg

Ceyrin
09-08-2010, 07:57 PM
http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/attachments/ancient-medieval-early-modern-ages/11596d1220309043-afghanistan-legends-gtfo-take-fail.jpg

Back
09-08-2010, 08:01 PM
I love when crazy internet people make me seem sane. Thank you!

Delias
09-08-2010, 08:38 PM
You really don't seem to understand that you can't make someone with my personality disorders beg for their life. I would have to sincerely give a shit about it in the first place. In fact, the only life I care less about than mine, is yours.