Why Dionisius pees sitting down.

[Shari]

I didn't save the log, so let me make a long story short.

Dion was in the park earlier today waving the park and attacking someone (someone has a log of it, but not important) I commented on how stupid he was.

I come into the park later tonight and he starts in again and I make stupid comments. At which he proceeds to roll the screen with slapping and rubbing me while invisible.

He then proceeds to steal from me, I try to trip him and then sleep him to no avail. Some chick who isn't important enough to name tries to sleep me so I lullaby her and knock her out.

He starts whispering warnings to me such as: Dionisius whispers, "Lemme alone seriously though, or you will be put to the test!"

This goes on for a bit more and I'm flinging insults left and right. I made not mention of attacking him or threatening his life.

But obviously the little princess couldn't take it and he boiled me. I died.

Comes back, keeps going on how he warned me, yadda yadda yadda.

Idiot.

I wish I had saved the log, it was hilarious. Maybe Tayre did, he was there and backed me up.

I <3 Tayre.

Dionisius is a bigger douche than I am.

You can catch him in the stocks all the time.

Wish I had my haste/toss fruit log ::sigh::

[Souzy]

Actually I have the log! Want it????

[Drew2]

[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shaded park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bright lamplight from the square filtering through the passage to the north to illuminate the area with a soft glow. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see a hawk that is flying around, some torban leaf and the Krayton disk.
Also here: Syrth who is sitting, Dionisius, Lady Bhambi, Wecodean who is kneeling, Gregoir who is sitting, Sco who is sitting, Skadii, Grabber who is lying down, Great Lord Krayton, Sko who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, south, west
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Suddenly, a large group of cudgel-waving townsmen come barreling in. They wrestle Dionisius to the ground and drag him off, chanting something about a hanging!

You laugh out loud!
>l
[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shaded park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bright lamplight from the square filtering through the passage to the north to illuminate the area with a soft glow. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see a hawk that is flying around, some torban leaf and the Krayton disk.
Also here: Syrth who is sitting, Lady Bhambi, Wecodean who is kneeling, Gregoir who is sitting, Sco who is sitting, Skadii, Grabber who is lying down, Great Lord Krayton, Sko who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, south, west
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Skadii laughs!
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The hawk swoops off.
>225 dio
You trace a sign while petitioning the spirits to bestow their aid with the Transference spell...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture into the air.
You stop your action short, pondering that messing with Dionisius could cause trouble.
>n
[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its lamplit lanes abuzz with traders and vendors hawking their wares at any hour of the day or night. Groups of citizens, discussing the day's events or preparing for nighttime hunts, gather around the doors of the merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square. You also see a hawk that is flying around.
Also here: Ulial, Dionisius who is trussed to some gallows
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
Bhambi followed.
>
The hawk descends to the ground and lands nearby.
>

Two burly guards grab Dionisius's body and haul it atop the gallows. One of the guards gets a piece of rope and fashions a noose, which he then slips through an iron ring set into the top beam of the gallows. Slipping the noose around Dionisius's neck, he ties the other free end to a similar ring set into a brace beam.
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You belt out, "Dionisius is going to be hung!"
>
Skadii says, "Nooo."
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
You belt out, "Dionisius is going to be hung!"
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Skadii chuckles.
>
Dionisius chuckles.
>
Ulial just arrived.
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Skadii joins your group.
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Cordi just arrived.
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Skadii gives you a playful bite.
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Ulial rubs his chin thoughtfully.
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Skadii's jaw drops.
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Ugch just arrived.
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Skadii exclaims, "No good bye kiss!"
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Ugch just entered the First Elanith bank.
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Skadii screams at Dionisius!
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Skadii chuckles.

Dionisius suddenly appears less powerful.
>

A soft looking town official steps forward and says, "Dionisius, you have been found guilty of a number of crimes in our fine city. To demonstrate that your actions are intolerable, and your kind are not welcome here, you will hang for your crimes. Though no doubt a cleric will come to your service, know that you are no longer welcome here. If you've anything to say before sentence is carried out, say it now."
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You laugh out loud!
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Miyer just arrived.
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Miyer just went south.
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Skadii gazes at Dionisius with a look of utter sorrow in her eyes.
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Cordi gasps.
>
* Thorns just bit the dust!
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Speaking to Dionisius, Skadii says, "We'll miss you."
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You cackle at Skadii.

Skadii weeps softly, quiet tears falling from her eyes.
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Bhambi patiently exclaims, "Die scum!"
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A soft looking town official says, "Very well. Let the sentence be carried out." The official nods to a burly guard, who reaches for a rope that is attached to the gallows' false floor.
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Skadii waves to Dionisius.
>
Juagere just arrived.
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Juagere just entered the First Elanith bank.

You feel more refreshed.
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Your hypnotic gesture makes your mind receptive to the thoughts of others. You feel their distant, comforting presence.
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Skadii turns around.
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Skadii says, "Oh I can't watch."
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Juagere just arrived.
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Juagere just went east.
>think Dionisius getting hung in about 3 seconds
Semiera just arrived.
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Semiera just went south.
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You focus on projecting your thoughts...
Roundtime: 5 seconds.
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Skadii turns to face you.
>
Skadii turns around.

Skadii smacks her forehead with the palm of her hand!

You grin.
>
Skadii sobs.
>
You stare at Dionisius.
Bhambi patiently says, "Hang already."
>

A burly guard pulls hard on a rope that is attached to the gallows' false floor. The false floor drops away, and Dionisius falls quickly through it. Just before the fall comes to an end, you see Dionisius's neck snap like a twig!

Dionisius's body sways back and forth for a bit.

* Dionisius drops dead at your feet!

>
* Dionisius just bit the dust!
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You fall to the ground laughing hysterically!
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Skadii screams!
>l
Bhambi raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>
Bhambi gestures at Dionisius.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Dionisius, then fades into the body.
>
[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its lamplit lanes abuzz with traders and vendors hawking their wares at any hour of the day or night. Groups of citizens, discussing the day's events or preparing for nighttime hunts, gather around the doors of the merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square. You also see a hawk.
Also here: Oakendel, Cordi, Skadii, Lady Bhambi, the body of Dionisius who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
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The hawk cries, "Master!"
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Oakendel frowns.
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Skadii bursts into tears!
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Juagere just arrived.
>

The town official looks at Dionisius's corpse, unties it from the gallows, and drags Dionisius off.

[Pallon]

Bhambi patiently exclaims, "Die scum!"

At least it wasn't seductively

[Nakiro]

Classic of Bhambi.

[Ileft]

Love you too Nakiro.

[Bobmuhthol]

Heh, it was pretty funny that day I killed Dionisius about 15 times and everyone else killed him just as much within 20 minutes.

DR is fun.

[Galleazzo]

They got necktie parties now? W00t! I got to get me to the Landing!

:O

[Shari]

Okay that log just entirely made my day. Banned from town. Classic.

I hope he comes back so I can accuse him and watch him hang for myself instead of reading a log.

Oh and it would probably make more sense if you posted the log of him killing me (if you want), Lalana.

[Caipre]

I saw Dion get hanged and banned from town about a month ago for continually killing Solescape. He came right back. I'm sure this won't stop him.

[Shari]

True enough. I guess I'll have to wait and see what happens. If I see him again I'll give him a chance and just ignore him. If he starts up again I'll be tempted to get the GMs involved, much as I'd hate to do that.