Fortune cookie or horoscope

[pabstblueribbon]

I vote for fortune cookie.

I had to look up how to spell horoscope.

[Gnome Rage]

Fortune cookie - because they rarely predict the future but rather tell you things you already know.

http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/yodafortune.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I like when my fortune cookies get snarky:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs247.snc1/9417_264474005067_864980067_8823726_7314528_n.jpg

[IorakeWarhammer]

i agree with gnome rage.

[pabstblueribbon]

Mine have been fairly strange and accurate. One was like, you'll take a big risk but it will pay off. Another said I would be helping an associate in a social situation.

All coincidence but strange. Horoscopes are dumb.

[pabstblueribbon]

Anyways, I just wanted to figure out how to make a poll.

Sidenote, I find it comical how you voted Iorake. You should have a poll in any thread you start with that option. :p

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Mine have been fairly strange and accurate. One was like, you'll take a big risk but it will pay off. Another said I would be helping an associate in a social situation.

All coincidence but strange. Horoscopes are dumb.

I think it's kind of a dumb question because fortune cookies are out and out oracles/future predictions where as horoscopes are subset of astrology, which a lot of people who are into but don't ever use it for oracle-type stuff.

[Cephalopod]

http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/comics/2010-08-23-265-FortuneCookies.jpg

[pabstblueribbon]

I think it's kind of a dumb question because fortune cookies are out and out 'future prediction' where as horoscopes are a subset of astrology, which a lot of people who are into but don't ever use it for oracle-type stuff.

http://thefagcasanova.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/your-argument-is-invalid.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://i.imgur.com/DmcrF.png

[pabstblueribbon]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d7/Fuck_you_i%27m_a_dragon.jpgStandby..

[Back]

I just googled fortune cookie fortunes, which, by the way, is harder to mess up than horoscope.


A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature.

A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection.

Love asks me no questions, and gives me endless support. Shakespeare

In the end there are three things that last: faith, hope and love; and the greatest of these is love.

Don't forget, you are always on our minds.

Love is for the lucky and the brave.

If you continually give, you will continually have.

If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain. D. Parton

If you would be loved, love and be lovable.

The one you love is closer than you think.

Love always and deeply.

Your heart will always make itself known through your words.

Love begets love.

We cannot do great things; only small things with great love. Mother Teresa

Love is like wildflowers...it is often found in the most unlikely places.

Love is the only medicine for a broken heart.

I will take number 4 or 6...

[Gnome Rage]

I just googled fortune cookie fortunes, which, by the way, is harder to mess up than horoscope.



I will take number 4 or 6...


This said 5 before -

FIVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u5LZ-DN3iA)

[Proxy]

both are epically f'n lame. that is all

[Celephais]

Fortune cookie - because they rarely predict the future but rather tell you things you already know.

http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/yodafortune.jpg

One of my roommates had a girl over and she got that fortune cookie, she read it and said "What an awfully pessimistic fortune cookie". She had no clue what it was from.

I was pretty mad at him for not dumping her on the spot.

[Stanley Burrell]

Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

[4a6c1]

I keep the cool ones and throw away the stupid ones like PSHHTAHHHH. I'm extremely judgemental about fortune cookies that arent giving me good news. They have one job and that is to predict an awesome future for me and they better DO IT. Or they get thrown away with EXTREME prejudice. I really do make a production of it. I hope everyone else does this because now I feel like a huge dork.

[pabstblueribbon]

Well I don't know about huge dork, but as far as I'm concerned, knowing is half the battle.

Death to all small scraps of paper that foretell of an ill omen.

Or something.

[4a6c1]

Death to all small scraps of paper that foretell of an ill omen.




When you put it this way....

:rofl:

[Anebriated]

I voted for fortune cookie because at least id have chinese food to go with it. With the horoscope id still be hungry.

[pabstblueribbon]

I voted for fortune cookie because at least id have chinese food to go with it. With the horoscope id still be hungry.

I'm just glad horoscope is losing. I would say this poll is a fair representation of our electoral process though.