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WRoss
09-01-2010, 01:16 AM
So if they were to do a 2010 "The Graduate" who would you cast as Mrs. Robinson?

Archigeek
09-01-2010, 01:31 AM
So if they were to do a 2010 "The Graduate" who would you cast as Mrs. Robinson?

You'd have to really completely redo the feel of the movie, otherwise it would suck because it could never stand up to the original. I'm thinking Sharon Stone, though maybe even she's a little too old. Take your pick from the cast of Desperate Housewives, or, and here's my sleeper pick: Molly Ringwald.

4a6c1
09-01-2010, 01:35 AM
Yikes. Such a classic it almost hurts to talk about ruining it. I guess Nicole Kidman.

Delias
09-01-2010, 01:36 AM
I don't know what age range we're looking at. I need something more precise.

Shattered Dreamer
09-01-2010, 01:39 AM
Sarah Palin

Methais
09-01-2010, 01:48 AM
Edith Bunker.

Some Rogue
09-01-2010, 01:51 AM
Salma Hayek

Archigeek
09-01-2010, 01:52 AM
Sarah Palin

I can see it, though it's now a musical with Justin Bieber in the Dustin Hoffman role.

Or, and this is how they'd probably do it: they'd almost have to go homo with it, with Dustin Hoffman in the Mr Robinson role! And yeah, it would still be a musical. No surprise there.

kookiegod
09-01-2010, 02:01 AM
How about stop doing remakes, and do original ideas. Amazing concept.

I'm really getting tired of remakes, reboots, and other silly ideas.

WRoss
09-01-2010, 07:59 AM
No one said julia roberts or kim cantrall? I am shocked.

Back
09-01-2010, 08:05 AM
Christina Hendricks. Duh.

http://www.ihatepeacocks.com/resources/Christina_Hendricks_Looking_Great.jpg

Celephais
09-01-2010, 09:56 AM
She's one marvelous boat.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-01-2010, 09:58 AM
Christina Hendricks. Duh.

http://www.ihatepeacocks.com/resources/Christina_Hendricks_Looking_Great.jpg

Concur

Fallen
09-01-2010, 09:59 AM
My first thought was Sharon Stone as well. Kidmen makes sense too.

NocturnalRob
09-01-2010, 10:07 AM
Ugh...I am a huge fan of redheads and large titties. I also enjoy her on Mad Men. All that aside (and believe me, it's difficult), she is awful. I mean, seriously, her appeal is that she has huge tits. But I'm sorry, she looks like she has an ass on her chest. Get over it.

And I can think of a number of women I'd rather see flash their sweater puppies than Hendricks. What about Diora Baird? Um, hi. I love you.

http://today24news.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/christina-hendricks-picture.jpghttp://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/diora_baird_gm_l3_122_232lo-450x562.jpg

Delias
09-01-2010, 10:24 AM
Concur

I must also concur.

Latrinsorm
09-01-2010, 10:35 AM
Ashley Judd.
How about stop doing remakes, and do original ideas. Amazing concept.

I'm really getting tired of remakes, reboots, and other silly ideas.You know The Graduate was a book before it was a movie, right?

Delias
09-01-2010, 10:37 AM
You know The Graduate was a book before it was a movie, right?

I had to look this up. Here is what I found:


Definition of BOOK
1
a : a set of written sheets of skin or paper or tablets of wood or ivory b : a set of written, printed, or blank sheets bound together into a volume c : a long written or printed literary composition d : a major division of a treatise or literary work e : a record of a business's financial transactions or financial condition —often used in plural <the books show a profit> f : magazine 4a g : e-book
2
capitalized : bible 1
3
: something that yields knowledge or understanding <the great book of nature> <her face was an open book>
4
a (1) : the total available knowledge and experience that can be brought to bear on a task or problem <tried every trick in the book> (2) : inside information or analysis <the book on him is that he can't hit a curveball> b : the standards or authority relevant in a situation <run by the book>
5
a : all the charges that can be made against an accused person <threw the book at him> b : a position from which one must answer for certain acts : account <bring criminals to book>
6
a : libretto b : the script of a play c : a book of arrangements for a musician or dance orchestra : musical repertory
7
: a packet of items bound together like a book <a book of stamps> <a book of matches>
8
a : bookmaker b : the bets registered by a bookmaker; also : the business or activity of giving odds and taking bets
9
: the number of tricks a cardplayer or side must win before any trick can have scoring value
— book·ful\ˈbu̇k-ˌfu̇l\ noun
— in one's book
: in one's own opinion
— in one's good books
: in favor with one
— one for the book
: an act or occurrence worth noting
— on the books
: on the records
Examples of BOOK

1. The shelves in his office are filled with books.
2. That's one of the best books I've read in a long time.
3. a novelist who has written some wonderful books
4. The library has many dictionaries and other reference books.
5. the books of the Bible
6. a story that is told in the Book of Job

Origin of BOOK
Middle English, from Old English bōc; akin to Old High German buoh book, Gothic boka letter
First Known Use: before 12th century
Related to BOOK
Synonyms: tome, volume
Related Words: hardback, hardcover, paper, paperback, paperbound, pocket book, pocket edition, softback, softcover, trade book, trade edition; folio, quarto; guidebook, handbook, how-to, manual; catalog (or catalogue), cyclopedia (also cyclopaedia), dictionary, encyclopedia; monograph, primer, text, textbook, tract, treatise; novel, novelette, pulp; album, almanac, anthology, casebook, chapbook, nonbook, omnibus, picture book
Near Antonyms: ancient history, open secret
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brook, chook, cook, Cook, crook, hook, look, nook, rook, schnook, shook, snook, stook

Latrinsorm
09-01-2010, 10:42 AM
I said heh heh heh.

Celephais
09-01-2010, 10:58 AM
Ugh...I am a huge fan of redheads and large titties. I also enjoy her on Mad Men. All that aside (and believe me, it's difficult), she is awful. I mean, seriously, her appeal is that she has huge tits. But I'm sorry, she looks like she has an ass on her chest. Get over it.

And I can think of a number of women I'd rather see flash their sweater puppies than Hendricks. What about Diora Baird? Um, hi. I love you.

http://today24news.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/christina-hendricks-picture.jpghttp://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/diora_baird_gm_l3_122_232lo-450x562.jpg
So... your comparison shot you picked a runway pic of Christina, and a photoshoot magazine pic for Diora, even though there's already a photoshoot pic of Christina posted, and Christina looks hotter in that one?

Not that Diora isn't hot, but you're saying Christina's appeal is her tits and that's a problem, and your picture of Diora is her leaning over showing her tits. People have different tastes, I like paler skintones and for me, Diora looks a little too skinny too, her face looks gaunt (again, not like I wouldn't hit that).

Ashley Judd.

... also a very good call.

NocturnalRob
09-01-2010, 11:01 AM
Point of fact: They both have tits that are too big to allow them to play Mrs. Robinson.

Additional point of fact: STFU Cele or I'll send a flan rapist after you. Perhaps even a full-on rapist.

Delias
09-01-2010, 11:01 AM
People have different tastes, I like paler skintones and for me, Diora looks a little too skinny too, her face looks gaunt (again, not like I wouldn't hit that).

I'm old school. Pale skin is regal, tans are for peasants.

Celephais
09-01-2010, 11:05 AM
Point of fact: They both have tits that are too big to allow them to play Mrs. Robinson.

Additional point of fact: STFU Cele or I'll send a flan rapist after you. Perhaps even a full-on rapist.

Does he work with children? And how's my milk steak coming?

TheEschaton
09-01-2010, 11:07 AM
Enough with the milk steak!

NocturnalRob
09-01-2010, 11:26 AM
I hate other people's knees.

Celephais
09-01-2010, 11:33 AM
I hate other people's knees.

Listen, cover your knees up if you're going to be walking around everywhere.

NocturnalRob
09-01-2010, 11:34 AM
ahhaha....magnets

Back
09-01-2010, 11:36 AM
Arguing over who is hot or not is an exercise in extreme stupid. Really.

Atlanteax
09-01-2010, 11:43 AM
In the movie, the kid and the girl (daughter of Ms Robinson) were seriously messed up towards the end of it.

I wonder what the 2010 version of that would be. Her being knocked-up and on meth, with him being a raging alcoholic and pothead?

This can only end poorly.

Celephais
09-01-2010, 11:46 AM
is an exercise in extreme stupid.

That's so awesome.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-01-2010, 11:47 AM
REALLY.

Back
09-01-2010, 06:22 PM
I'm old school. Pale skin is regal, tans are for peasants.

I need to spread some rep before I can give it to Del again.

Kuyuk
09-01-2010, 06:41 PM
In the movie, the kid and the girl (daughter of Ms Robinson) were seriously messed up towards the end of it.

I wonder what the 2010 version of that would be. Her being knocked-up and on meth, with him being a raging alcoholic and pothead?

This can only end poorly.

Well, we can just have SotT fill the role the guy...

pabstblueribbon
09-01-2010, 06:43 PM
I'd cast Jenna Jameson cause she's old and trashy.

Ardwen
09-01-2010, 06:53 PM
Clearly on the messed up tangent you forgot at least one of them would have to be a zombie.

NocturnalRob
09-21-2010, 12:28 PM
So... your comparison shot you picked a runway pic of Christina
Slight rez, but I really don't understand what is so compelling about this woman.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hendricks_no_makeup.png

AnticorRifling
09-21-2010, 12:31 PM
Gianna Michaels.

NocturnalRob
09-21-2010, 12:33 PM
Ashlynn Brooke

AnticorRifling
09-21-2010, 12:35 PM
Also a good call....38GG pretty sure that stands for Good God.

NocturnalRob
09-21-2010, 12:47 PM
I think that's just the sound you make when your face is between them.

"Gggggggggggggggggggggggggg..."

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-21-2010, 01:47 PM
Slight rez, but I really don't understand what is so compelling about this woman.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hendricks_no_makeup.png

Redhead
Excellent complexion
CURVES

I think she's supah hot.

MotleyCrew
09-21-2010, 05:10 PM
Also a good call....38GG pretty sure that stands for Good God.

I think it's for giggity giggity...

Oh, and Demi Moore.

4a6c1
09-21-2010, 06:29 PM
Slight rez, but I really don't understand what is so compelling about this woman.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hendricks_no_makeup.png

Give her a break. She's in her comfy pants and she just wants a coffeeee. GAH.

4a6c1
09-21-2010, 06:31 PM
Ashlynn Brooke

I cannot give an accurate opinion of this woman because the internet had no naked pictures of her.

NocturnalRob
09-21-2010, 06:39 PM
I cannot give an accurate opinion of this woman because the internet had no naked pictures of her.
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb258/hdm51/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

AnticorRifling
09-22-2010, 08:23 AM
Give her a break. She's in her comfy pants and she just wants a coffeeee. GAH.

I would still do her, but for safety we'd have to set the coffee down.

Cephalopod
09-22-2010, 09:59 AM
Slight rez, but I really don't understand what is so compelling about this woman.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hendricks_no_makeup.png

Yeah, I'm not seeing a problem with this.