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04-11-2004, 09:40 PM
You clearly say, "Too many."
You feel fully energetic again.
>
An Illoke shaman swings a massive granite hammer at Rhagni!
AS: +347 vs DS: +240 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +25 = +163
... and hits for 3 points of damage!
Hit glances off Rhagni's hip.
>
Rhagni looks determined and focused.
In a breathtaking display of agility and combat mastery, Rhagni whirls in a fury of unrelenting strikes and ripostes!
Rhagni swings an arctic titan vultite zweihander at an Illoke shaman!
The Illoke shaman blocks the attack!
Rhagni swings an arctic titan vultite zweihander at a stone mastiff!
The stone mastiff evades the attack!
Rhagni swings an arctic titan vultite zweihander at an Illoke shaman!
The Illoke shaman blocks the attack!
Rhagni swings an arctic titan vultite zweihander at a stone giant!
The stone giant evades the attack!
Rhagni returns to normal speed.
>
A stone mastiff tries to bite you!
AS: +335 vs DS: +303 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +72 = +132
... and hits for 5 points of damage!
Glancing blow to your back.
That could have been worse.
>'too many
You clearly say, "Too many."
>
'too many
The ground melts and churns as an Illoke shaman rises to the surface!
>
You clearly say, "Too many."
>l
[Stronghold, Southeast Skew]
The floor breaks up into a rough course, growing more hazardous as it progresses to the southeast. Jumbled boulders are flung against the uneven stone walls in great heaps, their silhouettes cloaked in shifting clouds of gloomy dust. A penetrating odor of stale air hangs in the corridor, like a haunt reigning over the place where it died for all eternity. You also see an Illoke shaman, an Illoke shaman, the Rhagni disk, the Hammerrhead disk, the white Teala disk, a stone mastiff, an Illoke shaman and a stone giant.
Also here: Lady Teala, Rhagni
Obvious exits: north, southeast
>
An Illoke shaman mutters a prayer to his god.
>
'too many
You clearly say, "Too many."
>
'too many
You clearly say, "Too many."
>
'too many
You clearly say, "Too many."
>
A stone giant swings a war mattock at you!
AS: +327 vs DS: +303 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +30 = +98
A clean miss.
>
Rhagni clearly says, "Ok we running."
>
'too many
You clearly say, "Too many."
'too many
You clearly say, "Too many."
>
A stone mastiff claws at you!
AS: +335 vs DS: +303 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +47 = +106
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Blow slides along your ribs.
Almost tickles.
>
An Illoke shaman calls forth the wrath of his god as he points at an Illoke shaman!
>
An Illoke shaman swings a massive granite hammer at Rhagni!
AS: +347 vs DS: +240 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +11 = +149
... and hits for 3 points of damage!
A feeble blow to Rhagni's right arm!
>
The ground begins to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
You lose your balance and fall over.
Teala loses her balance and falls over.
Rhagni loses his balance and falls over.
>stand
You stand back up.
>l
An Illoke shaman swings a massive granite hammer at Teala!
AS: +352 vs DS: +425 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +69 = +25
A clean miss.
>
An Illoke shaman calls forth the wrath of his god as he points at Rhagni!
A massive stone hand appears in the air before Rhagni!
The huge grey fist wraps around Rhagni before he can move to avoid it! The massive hand crushes him in a terrible grip, and the disgusting sound of snapping bones reaches your ears!

... 70 points of damage!
Right leg collapses as the bones turn to dust!
He is stunned!
... 70 points of damage!
Strike to chest causes a large gaping hole!

* Rhagni drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Rhagni.
The dim aura fades from around Rhagni.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Rhagni.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Rhagni suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The powerful look leaves Rhagni.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Rhagni.
The light blue glow leaves Rhagni.
Rhagni seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around Rhagni.
An Illoke shaman looks weakened!

The Illoke shaman exults in victory!

>
[Stronghold, Southeast Skew]
The floor breaks up into a rough course, growing more hazardous as it progresses to the southeast. Jumbled boulders are flung against the uneven stone walls in great heaps, their silhouettes cloaked in shifting clouds of gloomy dust. A penetrating odor of stale air hangs in the corridor, like a haunt reigning over the place where it died for all eternity. You also see an Illoke shaman, an Illoke shaman, the Rhagni disk, the Hammerrhead disk, the white Teala disk, a stone mastiff, an Illoke shaman and a stone giant.
Also here: Lady Teala who is lying down, the body of Rhagni who is lying down
Obvious exits: north, southeast
>
Teala stands up.
>
The Rhagni disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
Fine cracks snake across the surface of the gigantic fist that clasps around Rhagni. The great hand opens slightly to release his shattered body, allowing his crushed corpse to collapse to the ground. The fist crumbles into large pieces of rubble which quickly decay into fine sand.

>
* Rhagni just bit the dust!
>"Like I said
A stone mastiff tries to bite you!
AS: +335 vs DS: +303 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +91 = +151
... and hits for 9 points of damage!
Whiplash!
>
An Illoke shaman swings a massive granite hammer at Teala!
AS: +352 vs DS: +475 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +85 = -9
A clean miss.
>
You clearly say, "Like I said."
>l
[Stronghold, Southeast Skew]
The floor breaks up into a rough course, growing more hazardous as it progresses to the southeast. Jumbled boulders are flung against the uneven stone walls in great heaps, their silhouettes cloaked in shifting clouds of gloomy dust. A penetrating odor of stale air hangs in the corridor, like a haunt reigning over the place where it died for all eternity. You also see a plain haon coffer, an Illoke shaman, an Illoke shaman, the Hammerrhead disk, the white Teala disk, a stone mastiff, an Illoke shaman and a stone giant.
Also here: Lady Teala, the body of Rhagni who is lying down
Obvious exits: north, southeast
>
Teala reaches down and tenderly cradles Rhagni's lifeless hand in hers.
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
An Illoke shaman swings a massive granite hammer at you!
You block the attack with your shield!
>
A stone giant swings a war mattock at you!
You parry the attack with your star!
>
Teala reaches out and holds your hand.
>
Your surroundings blur into a white fog . . .

[Courtyard]
A well maintained and healthy garden occupies the entirety of the courtyard. The air here is cool and crisp, but the bulk of the monastery shelters you from wind and makes the air bracing instead of chilling. In the center of the garden is a natural spring bubbling up several inches above the surface of the encircling pool of crystal clear water. A large stone and iron gate blocks the entrance to the monastery flanked by a statue of a woman carrying a staff of crystal in her left hand and a set of crystalline keys in her right, facing the other of a young man kneeling, bedecked in battle-worn black chain armor. You also see some haphip root, some haphip root, a polished marble bench with some stuff on it and a large fel tree.
Also here: the body of Rhagni who is lying down, Lady Teala, Ribido, Melhavoc, Reketta who is sitting, Schloss, Dyanne, Gormin who is sitting, Tazzah who is kneeling, Ashanisha, Vawnique
Obvious paths: west
>"When I say TOO MANY
Teala says, "Time to go."
>
You clearly say, "When I say TOO MANY."
>
The ghostly voice of Rhagni clearly says, "You gotta be kidding me."
>'that means run like a little school girl
You clearly say, "That means run like a little school girl."

Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

Meos
04-11-2004, 09:41 PM
what?

DeV
04-11-2004, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Meos
what? in continuation... what.... the fuck?

Stunseed
04-11-2004, 09:46 PM
When I speak, people don't listen.


......better to be thought a fool with your mouth shut, then open it and remove all doubt.

Soulpieced
04-11-2004, 09:46 PM
Because you are an idiot.

SiKWiDiT
04-11-2004, 09:48 PM
Hey Methais, what'd you do to this guy's cheerios?

Xcalibur
04-11-2004, 09:55 PM
Yo, Warclaidhmo

Sean
04-11-2004, 10:47 PM
I think Stunseed and Soulpieced said it best.

Skirmisher
04-11-2004, 10:48 PM
So Stanley, you feeling the love?

Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-11-2004, 10:50 PM
What an utter moron.

04-11-2004, 10:56 PM
Skirmisher: So Stanley, you feeling the love?

No doubt. Boards are fucking awesome. I feel famous for all the wrong reasons (which are better than the right reasons.)

BTW, any idea how many more stupid fucking posts I have to put up to get 3 of those shiny star things?

Thanks my anthropological caucosoids.

Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

Artha
04-11-2004, 10:57 PM
I feel famous for all the wrong reasons (which are better than the right reasons.)

Ask Warclaidhm how awesome that is. Maybe he'll tell you how he cries over these boards; frequently.

04-11-2004, 11:08 PM
Artha dude, it's fucking words on a screen. I think that if that brave warrior was gonna cry, it would be after all the random slapping and killing he got from the MUCH more realistic environment of Gemstone.
This is a board with Square character jpegs and cool themes.
Nothing to cry about.

Sincerely,
Hammerrhead.


P.S. You being sarcastic?

Betheny
04-11-2004, 11:09 PM
Why didn't you just leave?

Artha
04-11-2004, 11:10 PM
P.S. You being sarcastic?

No, he did indeed post that. It was someones signatuire for awhile, may be they still have the quoute.

Editted to add: He also caleld us asholes and didn't bother explianing why, after we mad ehim cry, he kept coming bak.

Editted twice ad spelling erors.
[Edited on 4-12-2004 by Artha]

[Edited on 4-12-2004 by Artha]

CrystalTears
04-11-2004, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
BTW, any idea how many more stupid fucking posts I have to put up to get 3 of those shiny star things?


Could you please not make the stars your goal on these boards? By all means create threads and post your opinions and feelings on matters to your heart's content. However making pointless posts will get a slap on the hand, which isn't worth any stars. Just something to think about. ;)

In the grande scheme of things, they're meaningless. How you present yourself, whether it be with 1 or 100 posts makes all the difference in the world.

04-11-2004, 11:18 PM
eh? I'm trying to get stars because apparently if I post here I'll get the most reads.

I tried posting earlier in the video game forum and got like one response. Lame.

Could you please not make the stars your goal on these boards? By all means create threads and post your opinions and feelings on matters to your heart's content. However making pointless posts will get a slap on the hand, which isn't worth any stars. Just something to think about.

True. Can't think of anything to say.

Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

CrystalTears
04-11-2004, 11:29 PM
Considering that your reputation has preceeded you long before you started posting, which just ended up cementing their beliefs, that may have been the reason you didn't get much of a response.

It could also be because no one had any opinion on the matter, therefore decided not to post on it. Would you have felt better if lots of people posted with a no? Sometimes no response is a response in and of itself.

How much you post has no bearing on whether you will get replies to your threads.

By the way, saying something over and over and over will eventually cause people to tune you out.

Hulkein
04-11-2004, 11:30 PM
<<No doubt. Boards are fucking awesome. I feel famous for all the wrong reasons (which are better than the right reasons.) >>

The word for that would be infamous.

Artha
04-11-2004, 11:39 PM
The word for that would be infamous.

No, it would be this (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=stupid) one.

Betheny
04-11-2004, 11:57 PM
I think he's just angry and needs to get it out.

Good for him. At least he isn't jerking off on the neighbor's door knobs.

Galleazzo
04-12-2004, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by Maimara
I think he's just angry and needs to get it out.

Good for him. At least he isn't jerking off on the neighbor's door knobs.

I can see it now.

SHITKICKERVILLE DAILY DUNG

Shark Boy, 15, Arrested For Drubbing His Ding on Doorknobs

"Oh it was horrible," said Ms. Millicent Maidenly of 1369 Tortuga Ave. "That horrid retarded Burrell boy was grunting on my porch and I opened the door to tell him to go away. He was holding something tiny in his hands and I thought it was a cockroach! But you know what it really was ..... "

Mr. Burrell's hearing will be next week. He is expected to be sentenced to thirty days in the county lockup, where he is scheduled to become Bubba-Joe McCann's shower bitch.

:lol:

04-12-2004, 01:49 AM
SHITKICKERVILLE DAILY DUNG
Shark Boy, 15, Arrested For Drubbing His Ding on Doorknobs
"Oh it was horrible," said Ms. Millicent Maidenly of 1369 Tortuga Ave. "That horrid retarded Burrell boy was grunting on my porch and I opened the door to tell him to go away. He was holding something tiny in his hands and I thought it was a cockroach! But you know what it really was ..... "
Mr. Burrell's hearing will be next week. He is expected to be sentenced to thirty days in the county lockup, where he is scheduled to become Bubba-Joe McCann's shower bitch.

lol

lol

I just couldn't help myself. Millicent Maidenly wouldn't answer my phone calls anymore and placed a restraining order on me. Seeing this as the ever popular cat-and-mouse game, I was forced to go confess my true love fer the lovely lass.

And that wasn't any old cockroach, twas' a Madagascarian Hissing Waterbug.



P.S. Random fact: Pirates of the Carribean is the only Disney movie to ever have a PG-13 rating. (I managed to sneak in.)

Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

Shari
04-12-2004, 01:54 AM
Um...you can't get stars if you get banned from the forums.

<smiles a sugary-sweet smile>

Mint
04-12-2004, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
I feel famous for all the wrong reasons

WHO ARE YOU? AND WHY ARE YOU FLOODING THE BOARDS? GOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAY.....

Whew, I feel better.

Galleazzo
04-12-2004, 11:45 AM
Hey, there, it's okay, Mint. Have a cup of tea and a cool damp cloth for your forehead. I feel like it myself.

Caiylania
04-12-2004, 11:55 AM
Dude, he had to sneak into a PG-13 movie.

Need I say more?

PotC does rock though :)

04-12-2004, 11:59 AM
Caiylaina,

Gullible is written on ceiling, the floor and on the edge of the roof. :P

And that movie did rock, but Legolas with a mustache??

FinisWolf
04-13-2004, 06:06 AM
Originally posted by Stunseed
When I speak, people don't listen.


......better to be thought a fool with your mouth shut, then open it and remove all doubt.

:lol::lol::lol: O yea! Love that Quote. :lol::lol::lol: