Relationships

[Xcalibur]

If tomorrow, you'd be alone, your wife/husband/lover/engaged person you're with would be gone, what would be the way of getting a new loved one you would use.

If you're already single, what is the one you're using.

By friends, I mean they would talk about you to people they know they're single like you, so in the end they'd try to match you

[Edited on 11-4-04 by Xcalibur]

[Bobmuhthol]

I'd just download another Virtual Girl.

[Xcalibur]

Hehe, at least you're honest.

I believe I saw somewhere that an AVERAGE teen guy masturbates itself around 1500 times between 13 and 18.

Interesting, huh?

I'm gonna have to go with 10 bucks and a trip to the local hookers alley.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<I believe I saw somewhere that an AVERAGE teen guy masturbates itself around 1500 times between 13 and 18.>>

I'm far different from average.

5-10 times per day, 365 days a year.. anywhere from 1825 to 3650 times per year. Since I was 11, and I'm almost 14.. so 5475 to 10950 from 11-14. It really varies.


Basically, by 18, it should be around 25,000.

[Xcalibur]

5-10 per day, 7 times a week is impossible my friend, your penis would be on fire and your nuts so empty it might fall:)

Ranger, after?

[Bobmuhthol]

No, it's not impossible, but it is t3h kewl.

....

I don't even think i could go 5 times a day. I'd get tenditious after like 2.

and heh, i dunno X I usually don't meet girls. I just watch over my internet harem of poontang.

[Hulkein]

5-10 times a day, consistently, for that long?! Jesus man, that's crazy. You're gonna have some problems down the road if you keep that up.. I'd guess.

[Xcalibur]

Nah, it's impossible. Not for the sperm quantity, but the irritation of the top (dunno the word in english)

Bob is just saying he likes to give himself the pleasure most women aren't able to give adequatly

;)

[Bobmuhthol]

The head? It actually has been hurting lately.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Nah, it's impossible. Not for the sperm quantity, but the irritation of the top (dunno the word in english)Callouses are wonderful things.

[Snapp]

That's freakin sick. Bob your wang is gonna fall off.

on topic: I met my current bf in a club actually.. but we exchanged numbers and became friends on phone and over AIM. It wasn't til 2 years later that we actually went on our first date. ;)

[Soulpieced]

I think it's funny that no females have responded to this thread yet.

[DeV]

:wow:

[TheEschaton]

On a side note: there was a study published yesterday about how the myth of chronic masturbation causing prostrate cancer was false, and that it actually, the study showed, helped prevent it.


-TheE-

[Souzy]

Through friends or just hanging out.

[Betheny]

As if that'd ever happen, pfft.

[Edaarin]

5-10 times a day? What...the...fuck...? You have to allow for a refractory period...

[Faent]

That's such a waste of time. Seriously. Learn to control yourself. Unfortunately, real life is about much more than gratifying yourself every time you want something. On the upside, you'll probably give yourself a vicious curve.

-Scott

[longshot]

X, are we talking about meeting someone respectable?

Or are we talking about only a good time?

[Weedmage Princess]

Well, I'm one of those sappy day-dreamer types. I say if you meet someone who you really care about and you both are willing to try to make things work...the when and where really aren't that important. That's just my opinion.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by longshot
X, are we talking about meeting someone respectable?

Or are we talking about only a good time?

as you wish, if you're into one nights when you're single, then one nights. If it's the contrary, well, same stuff.

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
I think it's funny that no females have responded to this thread yet.
When most of the posts are about Bob fiddlin' his diddle? Man, I don't got anything to say that'll get past THAT image.

:?: whywhywhy :?:

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Galleazzo

Originally posted by Soulpieced
I think it's funny that no females have responded to this thread yet.
When most of the posts are about Bob fiddlin' his diddle? Man, I don't got anything to say that'll get past THAT image.

:?: whywhywhy :?:

He said it!!

"My eyes... the goggles, they do nothing!"

[GSLeloo]

Pfft who needs a relationship? Pets are needy enough, why add a person when you have these two beauty's!

[Latrinsorm]

Baby muppets confuse me...

...because they imply that muppets have sex.

[DeV]

Muppets should be able to get their freak on just like everyone else.

Muppet Power!

[Hips]

Muppets shouldn't be able to reproduce simply because that show was horrible. Ugh.

And do you actually want to see some weird pig-frog mutation? I don't. :smilegrin:

[GSLeloo]

Aw Muppets are hot. I used to watch the baby muppet show so much when I was a little kid. That and the Little bits show. Oh and the Jim Henson show about the things that lived in the mouse hole. And that's right, muppets need love too!

[Galleazzo]

Lord liftin' Jesus, now the image of Bob's gone from my head.

Thanks.

Only it's replaced by Big Bird bending Kermit over and making the frog his bitch.

THANKS FOR EFFING NOTHING.

:weird:

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
Muppets shouldn't be able to reproduce simply because that show was horrible. Ugh.

And do you actually want to see some weird pig-frog mutation? I don't. :smilegrin:

Where do you think baby Frigs come from?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Baby muppets confuse me...

...because they imply that muppets have sex. :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::l ol2::lol2:

[Hips]

Originally posted by Skirmisher

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
do you actually want to see some weird pig-frog mutation? I don't. :smilegrin:

Where do you think baby Frigs come from?

...please tell me you're joking. :no: