Some fool

[Parkbandit]

Hammerrhead just arrived.
Hammerrhead clearly says, "Join me for silver share."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Right now."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Do it."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Now."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Now."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Damnit."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Hurry up."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "3."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "2."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "1."

Kimcobei just arrived.

Hammerrhead shares some coins with his group.

Hammerrhead clearly says, "CONGRATULATIONS."

You remove a long gleaming wire from in your dwarven vest.

Hammerrhead lets loose with an involved and improbable curse against the day he was born.

cman gar ham[Roll result: 150 (open d100: 63) Penalties: 5]
You fling your wire around Hammerrhead's neck and snap it taut. Success!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

'Hey..You say, "Hey.."

Hammerrhead gasps and struggles to no avail.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

You ask, "Remember me?"

You smile at Hammerrhead.

Dobey chuckles.

Hammerrhead continues to fight but the garrote digs in deeper.

Dobey says, "I can't breathe."

Hammerrhead's struggles are growing weaker. It won't be long now.

You release your hold on Hammerrhead and allow your victim to draw a deep gasp of air.

You say, "Watch yerself next time."

You nod to Hammerrhead.

Hammerrhead just gave you 7503 coins which you quickly pocket.

Hammerrhead clearly says, "TAKE MY DAMN SILVER."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "YOU CANIVIN BASTID."

You notice Hammerrhead slip into a hiding place.

You point at Hammerrhead, ruining his hiding place.

Hammerrhead just tiptoed north.

You say, "Fool."
You say, "He 'eadbutted me las' nigh."

You say, "Den 'id ferra 'our."

Caralain says, "Should have drug him outside and let him die."

You smirk.

Dobey says, "Yup."

You say, "Aye."

Wulfhen says, "I don't think anybody would have missed him."

Caralain says, "Doubtful."

You say, "'ard ta drag.. I'da popped 'is fool 'ead off ifn I did."

You notice Hammerrhead try to tiptoe silently by you.

You point at Hammerrhead, ruining his hiding place.
Roundtime: 2 sec.

[Roll result: 126 (open d100: 52)]
Hammerrhead feints to the left, you spot the ruse too late as you twist awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 4 sec.
You yawn.

[Roll result: 82 (open d100: 8)]
Hammerrhead feints low, you almost buy the ruse, but recover just in time.
Roundtime: 2 sec.

hide[Roll result: 150 (open d100: 76)]
Hammerrhead feints to the right, you spot the ruse too late as you twist awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 8 sec.

Hammerrhead charges forward at you with his vultite wall shield and attempts a shield charge!
[Roll result: 172 (open d100: 95)]
Hammerrhead lunges at you with a hard shield charge and you find yourself crashing into the ground!
Roundtime: 21 sec.
... 13 points of damage!
A finger on your left hand is torn away.
You are stunned!

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Remember me."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "CANIVIN BASTARD."

Caralain gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

Caralain gestures at you.
You are no longer stunned.

You say, "Go 'ide."

You nod to Hammerrhead.

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Hidin bastard."

You say, "Run along now."

Hammerrhead leaps from hiding to attack!
Hammerrhead charges forward at you with his vultite wall shield and attempts a shield charge!
[Roll result: 5 (open d100: -72)]
You deftly avoid the charge.

You say, "Fore I gitta fine."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Go ahead."

You remove a twisted black vaalin wire from in your dwarven war girdle.

Hammerrhead comes out of hiding.

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Puss."

You hear someone snicker.

You yawn.


Hammerrhead comes out of hiding.
[Roll result: 111 (open d100: 37)]
Hammerrhead feints low, you spot the ruse too late as you move to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Hammerrhead charges forward at you with his vultite wall shield and attempts a shield charge!
[Roll result: 126 (open d100: 72)]
Hammerrhead lunges at you with a quick shield charge, but you manage to partially avoid it.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
... 1 point of damage!
A feeble blow to your left arm!

Hammerrhead laughs!

Hammerrhead leaps from hiding to attack!
Hammerrhead charges forward at you with his vultite wall shield and attempts a shield charge!
[Roll result: 75 (open d100: 21)]
You deftly avoid the charge.

Caralain says, "What a tool."

Hammerrhead laughs!
[Roll result: 30 (open d100: 30) Penalties: -5]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Hammerrhead and connect!
You whack Hammerrhead's legs futilely! You stumble back on your feet.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Hammerrhead clearly says, "You suck."

[Roll result: 123 (open d100: 49)]
Hammerrhead feints low, you spot the ruse too late as you move to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.

[Roll result: 123 (open d100: 49)]
Hammerrhead feints to the left, you spot the ruse too late as you move to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Hammerrhead yawns.

[Roll result: 112 (open d100: 38)]
Hammerrhead feints high, you spot the ruse too late as you move to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.

[Roll result: 73 (open d100: -1)]
Hammerrhead feints to the right, but you aren't fooled for a second.

You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Blast...
Your spell is ready.

cas hamYou gesture at Hammerrhead.
CS: +206 - TD: +179 + CvA: -7 + d100: +96 - -5 == +121
Warding failed!
... 15 points of damage!
Nice blow to chest!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Dobey chuckles.

Caralain laughs!

[Roll result: 83 (open d100: 15) Penalties: -3]
You attempt to slip the wire around Hammerrhead's neck, but he catches the movement and dodges away just in time.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Roll result: 109 (open d100: 24) Penalties: 7]
You fling your wire around Hammerrhead's neck. You attempt to snap it taut but he grabs the wire before it sinks too deep and pulls free.
... 2 points of damage!
Attack hits Hammerrhead's throat but doesn't break the skin.
Close!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Hammerrhead swings a monir-hafted golvern morning star at you!
AS: +338 vs DS: +206 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +17 = +179
... and hits for 15 points of damage!
Mighty blow cracks several of your ribs.

[Roll result: 101 (open d100: 37)]
Hammerrhead hurls himself at you and connects!
Hammerrhead knocks you flat and quickly jumps to his feet!

Roundtime: 5 sec.

Hammerrhead clearly asks, "Die?"

Dobey pulls you to your feet.

Hammerrhead swings a monir-hafted golvern morning star at you!
AS: +338 vs DS: +206 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +33 = +195
... and hits for 15 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the right arm.

You exclaim, "OW!"

Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

Hammerrhead clearly exclaims, "Poke poke poke!"

You swap your vaalin wire from your right to your left hand.

You notice Foxs try to tiptoe silently by you.
You come out of hiding.
You point at Foxs, ruining her hiding place.
Roundtime: 2 sec.

Hammerrhead comes out of hiding.
[Roll result: 80 (open d100: 13)]
Hammerrhead feints low, you almost buy the ruse, but recover just in time.
Roundtime: 2 sec.

[Roll result: 155 (open d100: 88)]
Hammerrhead feints low, you spot the ruse too late as you twist awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 8 sec.

[Roll result: 120 (open d100: 53)]
Hammerrhead feints high, you spot the ruse too late as you move to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Hammerrhead swings a monir-hafted golvern morning star at you!
AS: +338 vs DS: +228 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +62 = +202
... and hits for 13 points of damage!
Broken finger on your left hand!

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Bwahaha."

You say, "Uh huh."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Fear me."

Caralain says, "You're an idiot."

Hammerrhead leaps from hiding to attack!
Hammerrhead charges forward at you with his vultite wall shield and attempts a shield charge!
[Roll result: 119 (open d100: 49)]
Hammerrhead lunges at you with a crushing shield charge and you lose your footing.
Roundtime: 17 sec.
... 9 points of damage!
A finger on your left hand is torn away.
You are stunned!

Caralain gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Caralain gestures at you.
You are no longer stunned.

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Fear me yet again."

Caralain pulls you to your feet.

You ask, "Fear you?"
Hammerrhead leaps from hiding to attack!
Hammerrhead charges forward at you with his vultite wall shield and attempts a shield charge!
[Roll result: 113 (open d100: 43)]
Hammerrhead lunges at you with a crushing shield charge and you find yourself crashing into the ground!
Roundtime: 16 sec.
... 7 points of damage!
Smash to the kneecap.
You are stunned!

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Fear that."

Caralain gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Canivin bastard."

Caralain gestures at you.
You are no longer stunned.

You say, "I 'ave to stop laughin so 'ard."

Hammerrhead comes out of hiding.
Hammerrhead spits on the ground.

[Roll result: 101 (open d100: 94)]
Hammerrhead swings his golvern morning star at your black rolaren backsword and connects!
Your black rolaren backsword is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Pick up your weapon fool."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "It's on the ground."

Hammerrhead gives you a warning slap against the shoulder.

You pick up a silver-edged black rolaren backsword.

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Hide fool."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Hide."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Man I love unbalanced CMs."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "W00t."

You yawn.

sneak n

[Town Square, Southwest]
This corner of the square seems somewhat subdued. Townsfolk hurry past, anxious to get home or go on about their business. You also see a cobblestone walkway leading up to a wrought-iron gate.
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, south, west
Roundtime: 3 sec.
stand...wait 1 seconds.
standYou come out of hiding.
You are already standing.

accuse hammerr ad
A town guard listens attentively to your plea before saying, "There isn't enough to go on against Hammerrhead, Falgrin. I'm afraid I can't help you."

accuse hammerr as
A town guard listens attentively to your plea before saying, "There isn't enough to go on against Hammerrhead, Falgrin. I'm afraid I can't help you."
accuse hammerr ho
A town guard listens attentively to your plea before saying, "Another one to throw in the clink, eh? I'll get the town constable to issue a warrant against Hammerrhead immediately."You notice Hammerrhead try to tiptoe silently away.

Repeating the sign has no effect!

Repeating the sign has no effect!

sneak n[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shady park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bustling sounds of the square filtering through the passage to the north to animate the area despite its appearance of peace and serenity.
Also here: Dycm, Kerriam (sitting), Dobey, Dee, Foxs, Kolaib, Sargien, Tansi, Briee, Kimcobei, Dastafin (prone), Jhune (sitting), Zipel (sitting), Caralain, Wulfhen, Donis (sitting)
Obvious paths: north, south, west
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You notice Hammerrhead who is quite obviously attempting to remain hidden.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You notice Hammerrhead try to tiptoe silently away.

You laugh softly, trying to hide your amusement.

You say, "Coward."

You hear Hammerrhead yell, "Haw!"

You come out of hiding.
You point at Hammerrhead, ruining his hiding place.
Roundtime: 2 sec.

You smirk.

You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

Hammerrhead looks around for a moment before sighing disappointedly.
Hammerrhead just tiptoed north.

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Can't find me."

You come out of hiding.
You notice Hammerrhead who is quite obviously attempting to remain hidden.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Hammerrhead comes out of hiding.
[Roll result: 80 (open d100: 13)]
Hammerrhead feints to the right, you almost buy the ruse, but recover just in time.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You laugh out loud!

[Roll result: 78 (open d100: 11)]
Hammerrhead feints low, you almost buy the ruse, but recover just in time.
Roundtime: 2 sec.

Hammerrhead clearly exclaims, "Ya found me!"

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "He found me."
The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "I lose."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Canivin bastid."

You say, "Ya used to losin I bet."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Yeah."

You notice Hammerrhead who is quite obviously attempting to remain hidden.

You point at Hammerrhead, ruining his hiding place.

[Roll result: 149 (open d100: 82)]
Hammerrhead feints to the left, you spot the ruse too late as you twist awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 8 sec.

Hammerrhead charges forward at you with his vultite wall shield and attempts a shield charge!
[Roll result: 143 (open d100: 82)]
Hammerrhead lunges at you with a mediocre shield charge and you lose your footing.
Roundtime: 13 sec.
... 1 point of damage!
A feeble blow to your right arm!
You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...

Hammerrhead swings a monir-hafted golvern morning star at you!
AS: +338 vs DS: +325 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +63 = +106
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
A feeble blow to your left arm!

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Bah."

You say, "Ow."

You say, "Oh."

You say, "Da."

You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...

Hammerrhead leaps from hiding to attack!
Hammerrhead swings a monir-hafted golvern morning star at you!
AS: +338 vs DS: +260 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +14 = +122
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
A feeble blow to your left arm!

You say, "Pain."

You say, "Ow."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Damn you."

You say, "Oh."

Caralain laughs!

You say, "Da."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Hold on."

You say, "Pain."

You stand back up.

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "I'll get you."

Hammerrhead comes out of hiding.
[Roll result: 143 (open d100: 92)]
Hammerrhead hurls himself at you and connects!
Hammerrhead knocks you flat and quickly jumps to his feet!

Roundtime: 10 sec.

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Hold on."

You ask, "Should I lay down?"

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Yes."
Hammerrhead clearly says, "You are now."

Caralain pulls you to your feet.

[Roll result: 118 (open d100: 51)]
Hammerrhead feints to the left, you spot the ruse too late as you move to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You ask, "Mebbe put me weapons away?"

[Roll result: 89 (open d100: 22)]
Hammerrhead feints to the right, you almost buy the ruse, but recover just in time.
Roundtime: 2 sec.

[Roll result: 107 (open d100: 40)]
Hammerrhead feints to the right, you spot the ruse too late as you move to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You put a silver-edged black rolaren backsword in your leather weapons harness.

You yawn.

You sling an archaic dwarven tower shield over your shoulder.

You yawn.
You remove a twisted black vaalin wire from in your dwarven war girdle.

You swap your vaalin wire from your right to your left hand.

Hammerrhead comes out of hiding.

Hammerrhead just went north.

You hear your own subdued thoughts echoing in your head: <<<=== Multi-tasking
"Foxs was ne'er considered o'erly brigh."

Dobey asks, "You go get a crystal Hammerrhead?"

Dobey chuckles.

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "There weren't any."

Caralain laughs!

Dobey asks, "Maybe some strength too?"

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "I'm doing this solo."

You hear the voice of Hammerrhead bellowing a guttural series of oaths.

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Come out ya canivin bastard."

Dobey says, "You can't even do it with help."

Dobey chuckles.

You say, "He 'ad to git spelled up."

You chortle from the shadows.

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Spells."

Dobey says, "I can't breathe."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Why don't you kill me and see how many spells i'm wearing."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Canivin bastard."

You say, "I don' kill fools in my park."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "I'll pay for your miserable fine."

Dobey says, "Go out da gates."

You say, "Naw."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "I'm rich."

You say, "Yer too stupid ta be rich."

Caralain says, "Maybe with silvers."

Dobey chuckles.

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Here."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Come to the bank."

You quietly whisper to Dobey, "I need to get him out of hiding to get arrested"

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "They employ idiots."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Let's go."

You point north.

Hammerrhead just went north.

Hammerrhead clearly says, "Check it out."

Hammerrhead clearly says, "I swear."

Hammerrhead put a monir-hafted golvern morning star in his wolf hide sheath.

Time drags on by...

The town constable walks in, with a number of weapon-wielding deputies behind him.

With great ease, the town constable grabs Hammerrhead and shackles his wrists.

"There you are! I got a tip that I'd find you here," says the town constable.
The town constable then drags him off.

You laugh out loud!

[Bobmuhthol]

lmao

pwned irl alert

[Weedmage Princess]

ROFLMAO!

And I was going to comment on you dealing with both Hammerrhead and Foxs at the same time.

[Xcalibur]

I remember reading stuff about the guild that saids you couldn't abuse it like, in fact, like what just happened.

[DeV]

Is he a hammerhead in real life, or does he just play one in Gemstone...

[Bobmuhthol]

Does this guy only know two maneuvers or what?

Headbutt, tackle, sunder, kill. How hard is that? Shield charge? What a fool.

The Falgrin says, {You say, "Fool."}
The Falgrin says, {You say, "He 'eadbutted me las' nigh."}

Not much of a roguely one myself and don't know if lying out of your ass helps ya with guild reps.

>cman info
Hammerrhead, your Combat Maneuver training is as follows:
Skill name Mnemonic Ranks Goals Time to goal
Quickstrike qstrike 4 4
Shield Charge scharge 5 5
Feint feint 5 5
Stun Maneuvers stunman 5 5

Headbutt, eh? ::snicker::

Not only did I not know you last night (Falgrin's day late post = Apr. 10, 2004) but I didn't use my non-existing headbutt maneuver on ya either.

BTW: Since ya seem ta like logs, I got a few of yers myself (He really enjoys calling out my name.)
-Feedback on whether I should post them or not?

And on a side note, since ya can't drag me out of TSC anymore, help yerself in slappin' a few more empaths will ya? I'm sure the Players here would love to see some of the action.

Hammerrhead exclaims, "I 'ave to stop laughin so 'ard!"

Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

[Bobmuhthol]

Hammerrhead, you suck, and you're not impressing anyone.

[TheRoseLady]

Stanley,

Give it up. There's little that you can do to convince people that you aren't some mutant retard. Or perhaps you can continue to post and erase all doubt.


:sleep:

-TRL

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
The Falgrin says, {You say, "Fool."}
The Falgrin says, {You say, "He 'eadbutted me las' nigh."}

Not much of a roguely one myself and don't know if lying out of your ass helps ya with guild reps.

>cman info
Hammerrhead, your Combat Maneuver training is as follows:
Skill name Mnemonic Ranks Goals Time to goal
Quickstrike qstrike 4 4
Shield Charge scharge 5 5
Feint feint 5 5
Stun Maneuvers stunman 5 5

Headbutt, eh? ::snicker::

Not only did I not know you last night (Falgrin's day late post = Apr. 10, 2004) but I didn't use my non-existing headbutt maneuver on ya either.

BTW: Since ya seem ta like logs, I got a few of yers myself (He really enjoys calling out my name.)
-Feedback on whether I should post them or not?

And on a side note, since ya can't drag me out of TSC anymore, help yerself in slappin' a few more empaths will ya? I'm sure the Players here would love to see some of the action.

Hammerrhead exclaims, "I 'ave to stop laughin so 'ard!"

Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

Yea.. I must have confused your shield bash to a headbutt.. my bad.

And please.. I would enjoy seeing more logs of you and I. Should I post the one where you brought Benj into the park to simply get Falgrin's attention? Or should I post the one where Benj was outted by you?

You pick... I have 3,745 different logs right now. Only a couple with you.. but then again, your new.

And to think I was only going to make fun of your character's name. Seems life has a way of it's own irony.

Stanley.

[Edited on 4-11-2004 by Parkbandit]

Bob, don't tell me shut up lest be I forced to release the wrath of my non-existent headbutt on ye!

>cman headbutt bob
You don't know anything about Headbutt.

darn...

As a side note, for all the not-so-friends of Bob. I've make a remarkable discovery that he reaaally bitches about font tags. Give it a whirl!

Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

Who is Benj?

And why did you whisper gibberish to me about him while trying vainly to drag me out of town?

Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

[Artha]

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Man I love unbalanced CMs."

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "W00t."


Dear Hammerrhead,

You suck, please stop talking.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Who is Benj?

And why did you whisper gibberish to me about him while trying vainly to drag me out of town?

Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

Fine... you asked for my proof. Now I have to spend part of my day editting a log.

Shark Boy your coming off as an idiot, I would suggest just walking away before you have to deal with 100 people telling you that.

[HarmNone]

Ish, Hammerrhead. You say WOOt aloud, and in-game? In that case, you probably do not have much room to gripe, eh?

HarmNone

[Soulpieced]

Yet another idiot peon. Only thing worse than a peon is a peon who thinks he's a sombody, yet is a complete moron.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Who is Benj?

And why did you whisper gibberish to me about him while trying vainly to drag me out of town?



I present my proof:


Great Lord Benj just arrived.

Great Lord Benj just went west.

Great Lord Benj just arrived.

Benj removes a black crystal from in his dark spidersilk longcoat.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj picks up a black crystal.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj removes a black crystal from in his saddlebag style hip-satchel.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj removes a black crystal from in his saddlebag style hip-satchel.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj removes a black crystal from in his saddlebag style hip-satchel.

Benj drops a black crystal.

Benj removes an ancient scroll from in his saddlebag style hip-satchel.

Benj crumples his ancient scroll and tosses it away.

Benj removes a torn scroll from in his saddlebag style hip-satchel.

You pick up a black crystal.

You put a black crystal in your infantry backpack.

You pick up a black crystal.

You put a black crystal in your infantry backpack.

You pick up a black crystal.

You put a black crystal in your infantry backpack.

You grunt in thanks.

Benj removes an old scroll from in his saddlebag style hip-satchel.

Benj put an old scroll in his dark spidersilk longcoat.

Benj removes a yellowed scroll from in his saddlebag style hip-satchel.

Benj crumples his yellowed scroll and tosses it away.

Benj removes a charred scroll from in his saddlebag style hip-satchel.

[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shady park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bustling sounds of the square filtering through the passage to the north to animate the area despite its appearance of peace and serenity. You also see a yellowed scroll, a torn scroll, a small bird and a vacillating ocean spirit (flying).
Also here: Gannorlac, Great Lord Benj, Eryx, Lord Dubhdraegan (sitting), Naisaney, Tibbywindle (sitting), Lord Chadj, Valendar (sitting), Syrth (sitting), Caralain
Obvious paths: north, south, west

Benj crumples his charred scroll and tosses it away.

Benj removes a sheet of dark vellum from in his saddlebag style hip-satchel.

Benj put a sheet of dark vellum in his dark spidersilk longcoat.

Benj removes a sheet of light vellum from in his saddlebag style hip-satchel.

Benj crumples his light vellum and tosses it away.

Benj removes a scrap of burnt papyrus from in his saddlebag style hip-satchel.

Benj crumples his burnt papyrus and tosses it away.

The voice of Vorpos asks, "You here for the park janitor job too Gannorlac?"

Gannorlac nods.

Gannorlac picks up a sheet of light vellum.

The voice of Vorpos says, "Hammerrhead ain't gonna like that."

Benj chuckles.

Vorpos picks up a yellowed scroll.

Gannorlac picks up a torn scroll.

Gannorlac snaps his fingers.

Gannorlac crumples his torn scroll and tosses it away.

Vorpos nods to Gannorlac.

Great Lord Benj just went north.

You glance at Gannorlac.

You glance at a small silver star.

You begin to watch Gannorlac intently out of the corner of your eyes, while trying not to be too obvious about it.

Gannorlac glances at you.

Gannorlac blinks.

Great Lord Benj just arrived.

You say, "I 'ave my eye on you boy."

You nod to Gannorlac.

You hear someone chuckling.

You notice Gannorlac watching you warily out of the corner of his eyes.

Benj drops a dull claidhmore.

Gannorlac slyly asks, "Is there a reason?"

You stare at Benj.

You ask, "Der a reason yer mistakin my park ferra dump?"

You grab Benj and drag him north with you...

[Town Square, Southwest]
This corner of the square seems somewhat subdued. Townsfolk hurry past, anxious to get home or go on about their business. You also see a cobblestone walkway leading up to a wrought-iron gate.
Also here: Great Lord Benj
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, south, west
s[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shady park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bustling sounds of the square filtering through the passage to the north to animate the area despite its appearance of peace and serenity. You also see a dull claidhmore, a torn scroll and a vacillating ocean spirit (flying).
Also here: Estes (sitting), Vythanious (kneeling), Gannorlac, Eryx, Lord Dubhdraegan (sitting), Naisaney, Tibbywindle (sitting), Lord Chadj, Syrth (sitting), Caralain
Obvious paths: north, south, west

Gannorlac slyly asks, "A dump?"

You grab the dull claidhmore and drag it south with you...

n[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shady park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bustling sounds of the square filtering through the passage to the north to animate the area despite its appearance of peace and serenity. You also see a torn scroll and a vacillating ocean spirit (flying).
Also here: Estes (sitting), Vythanious (kneeling), Gannorlac, Eryx, Lord Dubhdraegan (sitting), Naisaney, Tibbywindle (sitting), Lord Chadj, Syrth (sitting), Caralain
Obvious paths: north, south, west

You say, "Yea.. 'e's dumpin 'is damn trash 'ere."

Great Lord Benj just arrived.

You say, "Park."

You nod to Benj.

You say, "Dump."

You point west.

Gannorlac slyly asks, "Oh, why you watching me?"

Benj mysteriously asks, "Janitor?"

Benj glances at you.

You say, "Owner."

Benj chuckles.

Benj mysteriously says, "Right."

Benj laughs!

You nod to Benj.

Gannorlac slyly asks, "Any rangers here?"

The voice of Vorpos says, "There's rumors yer a teef Gannorlac."

The voice of Vorpos says, "That's why he's watchin ya."

Hammerrhead just arrived.

Hammerrhead just went north.

The voice of Vorpos says, "He's da law."

Gannorlac slyly says, "I ain't no theif."

Gannorlac searches around for a moment.

Benj put a silver and crimson vultite warblade in his white leather harness.

Great Lord Benj just went west.

You grab the torn scroll and drag it south with you...

The voice of Vorpos says, "You gotta get Hammerrhead to start cleanin up."

Great Lord Benj just arrived.

Benj removes some ambrominas leaf from in his saddlebag style hip-satchel.

Benj drops some ambrominas leaf.

You hear someone chuckling.

Tayvin glances at some ambrominas leaf.

The voice of Vorpos says, "Uh oh."

Tayvin glances at you.

Gannorlac searches around for a moment.

You reach into Benj's pockets and pull out nothing.

You shrug.

Tayvin intones a phrase of elemental power while raising his hands...

Tayvin gestures at some ambrominas leaf.
Dust sprays up around the ambrominas leaf, but the leaf itself remains unmoving.
Tayvin snaps his fingers.

You say, "I feel bad.. 'e bein a 'alf-bree' an all."

You say, "Prolly wasn' brough' up righ."

Tayvin says, "Ah."

Tayvin moves to a kneeling position.

Tayvin manages to take a bite of some ambrominas leaf, which is on the ground.

Tayvin manages to take a bite of some ambrominas leaf, which is on the ground.

Tayvin makes a horrible face!

Tayvin manages to take a bite of some ambrominas leaf, which is on the ground.

Tayvin manages to take a bite of some ambrominas leaf, which is on the ground.

Tayvin lets out a small belch.

Tayvin stands up.

You are unable to drag Benj anywhere.

You shrug.
You stretch.

Great Lord Benj just went west.

Great Lord Benj just arrived.

sneak n[Town Square, Southwest]
This corner of the square seems somewhat subdued. Townsfolk hurry past, anxious to get home or go on about their business. You also see a cobblestone walkway leading up to a wrought-iron gate.
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, south, west
Roundtime: 3 sec.

sneak ne[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet. An old well and an oak tree are here. You also see some stone benches with some stuff on it.
Also here: Varuka, Lady Kialara, Ulfgrimr (sitting), Remidee (sitting), Hammerrhead (sitting), Caipre, Grand Lord Brimzstone, Earandel (sitting), Great Lady Zali, Kervone (prone)
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You ask, "Ealin me neck please?"

You grab Hammerrhead and drag him northeast with you...

[Town Square, Northeast]
The entrance to Tykel's Arms, its heavy door bounded by iron-barred windows, dominates this corner of the square. Just to the southwest can be seen the tree-shaded heart of the square, where citizens and adventurers gather for socializing, healing and rest. You also see a narrow alleyway.
Also here: Hammerrhead (sitting)
Obvious paths: east, south, southwest, west
Roundtime: 10 sec.

You grab Hammerrhead and drag him west with you...

[Town Square, Northwest]
This corner of the square is lively and hectic. A number of representatives of the Landing's population loiter around the door of the Raging Thrak Inn. You also see a local trader.
Also here: Hammerrhead (sitting)
Obvious paths: north, east, southeast, south
Roundtime: 6 sec.

You grab Hammerrhead and drag him north with you...

[Wehnimer's, Talon St.]
The street runs between the northern palisade and the central square to the south and east. Rowdy cries and raucous laughter emanate from of Cholgar's Bathhouse, which occupies nearly the entire block. You also see a ruined wooden rolton with a dilapidated sign on it.
Also here: Hammerrhead (sitting)
Obvious paths: north, south
Roundtime: 10 sec.

You touch one finger to your lips.

You grab Hammerrhead and drag him north with you...

[Wehnimer's, North Ring Rd.]
The main path curves along the north and west walls, and another leads south between the buildings. You also see a brightly lit small painted wagon.
Also here: Hammerrhead (sitting)
Obvious paths: east, south, southwest
Roundtime: 10 sec.

You focus your mind on Vorpos and think: "I have Hammerrhead almost to the gates"
Roundtime: 5 sec.

A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Benj.

You smile.

Hevinsbane says, "Ello."

Great Lord Benj just went south.

You laugh softly, trying to hide your amusement.

You grab Hammerrhead and drag him east with you...

[Wehnimer's, North Ring Rd.]
The cobbled road girds the town along the inner side of the northern palisade. Just to the north stand the gate's guardtowers. Opposite the gates, you see the shop of Dakris the Furrier. You also see the purple Ahirah disk.
Also here: Hammerrhead (sitting)
Obvious paths: north, east, west
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Hammerrhead stands up.

You grab Hammerrhead and drag him north with you...

[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
Vigilant guardsmen scrutinize the citizens and travelers arriving and departing through the wide gateway spanning the land route into Wehnimer's Landing. The frenetic pace of the city to the south is a far cry from the deceptive calm of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see a wooden barrel.
Also here: Hammerrhead
Obvious paths: south
Roundtime: 6 sec.

Hammerrhead clearly says, "How rude."

Hammerrhead just went south.

You say, "Aw."

You laugh out loud!

You quietly whisper to Vorpos, "Well.. Benj is Hammerrhead."

Vorpos chuckles.

You say, "I can't breath."

Vorpos whispers, "How you know?"

You quietly whisper to Vorpos, "Hammer was afk.. so I was draggin him outside."

You quietly whisper to Vorpos, "And Benj fogged in."

Vorpos says, "Damn."

You quietly whisper to Vorpos, "Because he was using Hammer as a point to go to in TSC."

Vorpos says, "I shoulda been there."

You quietly whisper to Vorpos, "And then Hammer all of a sudden.. wakes up."

You snicker.

Vorpos chuckles.

se[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet. An old well and an oak tree are here. You also see the Crep disk, the purple Ahirah disk, a raven and some stone benches with some stuff on it.
Also here: Crep, Varuka, Ahirah, Rocksand, Hammerrhead, Hevinsbane, Lord Yean, Earthsol (sitting), Lady Kialara, Remidee (sitting), Caipre, Great Lady Zali, Kervone (prone)
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
Vorpos followed.

Hammerrhead makes a rude suggestion and you give him a firm punch for it.

Hammerrhead stares at you.

Vorpos whispers, "Damn that's funny."

Rocksand slings a jagged-edged pitch black tower shield intricately etched with silver runes over her shoulder.

Yean chuckles.

You quietly whisper to Hammerrhead, "Heh.. was wondering why Benj was trying to irritate me."

You laugh at Hammerrhead!

Hammerrhead clearly exclaims, "Stop hitting employees!"

You quietly whisper to Hammerrhead, "Almost had you too."

You glance at Hammerrhead and slowly draw your finger across your throat meaningfully.

You snicker.

[Nieninque]

Hammerrhead recites:

"I have an important announcement to make."

>

>Hammerrhead clears his throat.

>
Hammerrhead recites:

"W00t"


>
Hammerrhead recites:

"Werd"


Hammerrhead recites:

"AYB"


>
Hammerrhead recites:

"Thank you."

>
Hammerrhead cackles!

[Bobmuhthol]

Warcliadhm recites:

"Snowdrop sucks at life."

[Artha]

And...you're still stupid. Congrats.

[Soulpieced]

It would have had more effect had you said "Sucks at life AND Gemstone".

I recited that in the park for a reason. Someone bastards on this thread were using my "w00t." as a means of flaming me, of all the nerve!

Nice cut and paste skills Nieninque.

[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shady park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bustling sounds of the square filtering through the passage to the north to animate the area despite its appearance of peace and serenity. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object.


Shinjei gestures.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Shinjei.
>

You recite:

"I have an important announcement to make."

>
Qoz makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Bllkhawk just arrived.
>
Qoz gestures.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Qoz.
>
Perwin recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>scream hammerr
You clear your throat.
>
Shinjei makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
Shinjei gestures.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Shinjei.
>
Corbin's group just arrived.
>recite w00t

You recite:

"W00t"

>
Qoz gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Qoz gestures.
Qoz suddenly looks more powerful.
>recite werd

You recite:

"Werd"

>
Perwin gestures.
Perwin looks considerably more imposing.
>
Corbin sits down.
>recite AYB
The silvery luminescence fades from around Aehelm.
>

You recite:

"AYB"

>
Shinjei makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
Shinjei gestures.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Shinjei.
>recite Thank you.

You recite:

"Thank you."

>
The voice of Alaelia says, "Idiot."

You hear Candor yell, "All Hail CANDOR!!"
>
Omens shakes his head.



Damn anti-w00t facists... :mad:

[Soulpieced]

The voice of Alaelia says, "Idiot."

.

I think she had it right.... and indeed, you are a moron.

[Edited on 4-11-2004 by Soulpieced]

[Artha]

Congrats, you've lost any and all respect I have had and might have had for you.

And before 20 posts, too.

[HarmNone]

I do not say this often, Stanley, my man. You, sir, are an idiot. :)

HarmNone knows one when she sees one

[Parkbandit]

The point people are making Hammerrhead.. is that the terms "werd" and "woot" are something that have come about since the internet and certainly not terms that would have been used in the timeframe that Elanthia is trying to represent.

Gemstone IV is in the roleplaying genre of games.. and thus that is the point.

Buy a clue... dumbass.

[SiKWiDiT]

He knows, he just doesn't give a shit.

Grade A jackass.

[Soulpieced]

Hammerrhead clears his throat.
>
Sheaven just arrived.
>
Hammerrhead clearly says, "Woot."

.

Excuse my earlier phrases.

Fucking idiot.

[Artha]

Hey Bob, where's your 'Please Have a Seizure For Being an Idiot" gif? I think it's called for.

[HarmNone]

You know, there was a time when the use of that particular word (and others like it) in-game would get you a little time in the consultation lounge. WTF happened? :(

HarmNone knew it was getting bad when she left...but, this???

[HarmNone]

No, Artha. We do not wish seizures on people here. We can wish them in our heart of hearts, but we do not wish them publicly. ;)

HarmNone

[AkMan]

20 posts Artha? He didn't even get to 15.

Ever heard of OOC?/out of genre sharkboy? Go back to Diablo.

[HarmNone]

What is really indicative of his sterling intellect is that he is taking things posted here and acting on them in-game. Add that to being grossly OOC while doing so, and you have a prime doofus!

HarmNone wonders who unlocked the nuthouse doors this time

[Warriorbird]

Hmm. Or go back to Chino Hills.

[AkMan]

Haha. Is sharkboy an aspiring actor?

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Excuse my earlier phrases.

Fucking idiot.>>

lmao

Somehow, my seizure.gif file is missing. Son of a bitch.

[SiKWiDiT]

Originally posted by HarmNone
HarmNone wonders who unlocked the nuthouse doors this time

Probably Vif.

[Methais]

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Man I love the cock."

Methais, WTF?!

>'I heart the cock, w00t!"
You clearly exclaim, "I heart the cock, w00t!"

>sing people with too much free time on their hands

You sing:

"People with too much free time on their hands"


Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

[TheRoseLady]

Originally posted by HarmNone
You know, there was a time when the use of that particular word (and others like it) in-game would get you a little time in the consultation lounge. WTF happened? :(

HarmNone knew it was getting bad when she left...but, this???

I reported up when he said the phrase about loving unbalanced skills and W00t
and also the one about being the supreme leader of poop. I got no response - so I assume no one was around.

I don't like to report, but I know that's the only way you get rid of retards like this guy.

-TRL

[HarmNone]

If there are no GMs around who can take a minute to answer you, you might try an Assist. At least, the GameHost can get your complaint on record. :)

HarmNone

hmm I knew Benj from way back in the day... he and Shrelae were a item, I do not know if he was sold but the Benj I know would not act like hammerhead does.... then again I could have be wrong about his player....

One time, two time.

Don't know who Benj is,

This post is getting boring.

And the smallest documented extant mammal is the bumblebee bat.

Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by The Edine
Shark Boy your coming off as an idiot, I would suggest just walking away before you have to deal with 100 people telling you that.

SHARK BOY! Ahahaha!!

Damn, Edine, he got burn marks so bad he'll need an asbestos diaper!

Well, Stanley, I got two words for you --

SUCK IT!

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(PS - AkMan, Shark Boy is a pro wrestler who headbutts people)

[Sean]

Seriously you're an idiot.

[Shari]

Anyone who says "w00t" in game should be killed immediately.

I'm not even going to argue with you why it isn't allowed. I mean, I COULD, but even you..idiot that you are, I would sincerely hope you could figure the reason out on your own.

Guy with the nasty dreads,

How I get my stars all shiny and shit like yours?

Just a question ::shrugs::


Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

[Nieninque]

Firstly, you stop being a dickhead

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
And the smallest documented extant mammal is the bumblebee bat.
Sincerely,
Sharky

Actually it is the second smallest. The pygmy shrew has been known to weigh 1.2gm as opposed to the bumblebee bat weighing 2gm

Heh.

Wezas.

...Suddenly, you weigh less than one-tenth of an ounce. You are as small as the smallest living mammal on Earth. What are you?

If you'd like to continue this conversation, U2U me and we can move it to an appropriate thread.

...The bumblebee bat is about one inch long and weighs less than one-tenth of an ounce. It has only been known to science since 1974. The pygmy shrew is just slightly bigger, weighing about one-tenth of an ounce. On a seperate note, the dormouse and the deer mouse both weigh about an ounce.

[Atlanteax]

Perhaps it is time for everyone to start ignoring his posts?

The Twit seems to be thriving off responses to them. :rolleyes:

[Celexei]

i'm all about outside the gates instant garrote.....anyone feelin the same?