some dude

Having being designated a fool by the infinitely superior Lord Falgrin, I exhale a sigh of relief after his constant reminding me that he will not kill fools in the park. ::exhales sigh of relief::


>'your garrote sucks
You clearly say, "Your garrote sucks."

Falgrin laughs softly, trying to hide his amusement.

Falgrin says, "Which is why ya 'ide."

>unhide
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.

>wtrick feint falg
wtrick feint falg
[Roll result: 138 (open d100: 66) Penalties: 21]
You feint to the right, Falgrin buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
...wait 3 seconds.

Falgrin says, "Enough."

>'fine
You clearly say, "Fine."

>cman sch falg
You charge forward at Falgrin with your vultite wall shield and attempt a shield charge!
[Roll result: 144 (open d100: 68) Penalties: 16]
Fair charge and Falgrin is knocked over by the blow.
... 1 point of damage!
Thumped Falgrin's chest.
Falgrin is stunned!
Roundtime: 8 sec.

>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>ambush falg right hand
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a copper hafted vultite mace at Falgrin!
AS: +375 vs DS: +92 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +30 = +343
... and hit for 44 points of damage!
Lucky shot severs right hand and sends it flying.
He is stunned!

I don't kill fools in the park either. I don't kill thieves in the park or even foolish thieves for that matter. But good luck stealing and using your silly wire with ONE HAND!

>smirk fal
Your smirk at Falgrin.

Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

[Bobmuhthol]

1. Falgrin is one of the coolest people on this very board.
2. You suck.
3. Is this thread even demeaning?

[Xcalibur]

ahhaha falgrin was done like a little girl

Man, warlciahdm, then brickhead...

HAHAHAHAHAH

[Myshel]

>smirk fal
Your smirk at Falgrin.

Play with fire and you usually get burnt, I hope soon.

[Parkbandit]

I'm surprised you would even bring shit up about me Hammerrhead.

So be it..

By the way.. I was voted Most likely to get even in high school.. wonder why.

[Bobmuhthol]

Am I the only person that noticed it says YOUR smirk at Falgrin?

[TheRoseLady]

All of this coming from someone who is just another bonehead.

This just about sums up the author of the thread:

The voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "I hereby claim my kingdom as supreme ruler of poop."

You don't see all the misses while using his cman skills, then instantly hiding like a scared little girl.

Another time he declared that he loved unbalanced CM skills and then said W00T.

I wanna know if his name really is Stanley. To be named something like that is just cruel. ::lol2::


-TRL

[Soulpieced]

Nothing like doctored logs.

[DeV]

You started the thread saying some dude, knowing quite well that Falgrin posts to this message board, and his character has a rep in the park. I think I missed the point of your log though...

">smirk fal
Your smirk at Falgrin." <--- Classic. Don't doctor your logs, makes you look desperate.

[Skirmisher]

This should be fun to watch.

[Caiylania]

Don't diss the name Stanley ........ I love the movie holes. Be sad for the char in Holes who has to share his name with hammerrhead :P

[J-Tech]

Proof Reading = Good Skill 2 Have.

J.T.

[FinisWolf]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
1. Falgrin is one of the coolest people on this very board.
2. You suck.
3. Is this thread even demeaning?

Nope, just proves Flagrin is a cool character. I just wish I met him to interact with him IG, I think it would be great fun!

Finiswolf

[FinisWolf]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Am I the only person that noticed it says YOUR smirk at Falgrin?

No, I just assumed we all realized what an ass Stain-ly is. ::shrug::

Finiswolf

[GSLeloo]

I honestly don't think I've ever interacted with Falgrin in game but based upon... well.. every single thread and post Stanely has ever made, I really don't think Falgrin has to worry about anything he says. Every post Stanely makes simply makes himself look more and more like the idiot he is and that is about all he accomplishes.

[HarmNone]

Heh. Every once in awhile, something will tempt me to re-enter Elanthia just to watch an event. The "event" that is going to result from dear Stanley's doctored log should be quite entertaining. If you happen to notice a quietly laughing ranger leaning against a tree nearby, offer her an ale. Her feet usually hurt. ;)

HarmNone, just kidding...but, it would be fun to watch!

[Bobmuhthol]

Rangers suck.

[J-Tech]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Rangers suck.

lol

[Mint]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell

>smirk fal
Your smirk at Falgrin.


Loser alert -----> Hammerrhead = :clown:

[AnticorRifling]

I can't wait for the reply from Capt Shitbrick himself.

Ohh I bugged that right after I logged it! It seems GS had an error when I smirked at Falgrin it gave Your instead of You.

Bug; Dumbass; Hammerrhead; You're a complete asshat!

[Shari]

That's it.

What sort of sexual favors do I have to perform in order to whomever is in charge of banning....to ban Stanley?

Jesae smiles seductively at your.

[Tsa`ah]

You're not prepared for that answer.

[Shari]

To get him banned from the boards?

Yes. Yes I am.

[longshot]

:popcorn:

And to stay on topic, that was pretty weak Hummerhead.

[Parkbandit]

For a more detailed look at the idiocy we know as Hammerrrrrrrrhead, you really should be visiting the thread below.


http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=6065

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Hammerhead shall PWN Hammerrhead very soon!

If only I wasn't mid budget I'd have time to log in, dang it!

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Jesae
To get him banned from the boards?

Yes. Yes I am.

You're so lucky that Harmnone won't let me answer that.

Originally posted by HarmNone
Heh. Every once in awhile, something will tempt me to re-enter Elanthia just to watch an event. The "event" that is going to result from dear Stanley's doctored log should be quite entertaining. If you happen to notice a quietly laughing ranger leaning against a tree nearby, offer her an ale. Her feet usually hurt. ;)

HarmNone, just kidding...but, it would be fun to watch!

You know Harmnone it is just like you to be a ranger, no good treehugger.

:D:lol:

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by Jesae
To get him banned from the boards?

Yes. Yes I am.

You're so lucky that Harmnone won't let me answer that.

Anticor, dear, I shall not stand in your way. By all means, answer the girl! :D

HarmNone will not hold you back

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by The Edine

You know Harmnone it is just like you to be a ranger, no good treehugger.

:D:lol:

The problems arose when the trees hugged back, Edine. Them were some meeean trees! ;)

HarmNone, ex-ranger and tree-hugger

[AnticorRifling]

You'll need a length of rubber tubing, a 9 iron, two salad tongs, a bucket of ice, three liters of honey, a rocking chair, and some shoes with good ankle support. When you have all those items come talk to me and we can work something out.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
You'll need a length of rubber tubing, a 9 iron, two salad tongs, a bucket of ice, three liters of honey, a rocking chair, and some shoes with good ankle support. When you have all those items come talk to me and we can work something out.

Hmm. I thought I had done it all! I understand the honey, the ice, the rocking chair, the shoes with ankle support, the rubber tubing and the salad tongs. I'm having just a bit of trouble with the 9 iron, though... :?:

HarmNone, working on her 9 iron

you know harmnone, the
"HarmNone, working on her 9 iron"
put an intresting visual immage in my mind...

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by The Edine
you know harmnone, the
"HarmNone, working on her 9 iron"
put an intresting visual immage in my mind...

I am trying to figure out how to use the damned thing to stuff you into the 18th hole, Edine! :D

HarmNone, served by one Edine

hehehe, harmnone, you are thinking about stuffing me in the 18th hole
:saint:

[HarmNone]

Yes, Edine, I am. Ass first! Hee! :D

HarmNone, ready with the 9 iron, if I don't use it to cure my sinus headache first!

[Sweets]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
You'll need a length of rubber tubing, a 9 iron, two salad tongs, a bucket of ice, three liters of honey, a rocking chair, and some shoes with good ankle support. When you have all those items come talk to me and we can work something out.

That'll have me giggle for days.

Throw in an oyster shucker and hell...I'm in!:saint:

[Shari]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by Jesae
To get him banned from the boards?

Yes. Yes I am.

You're so lucky that Harmnone won't let me answer that.

You could always u2u me it. :saint:

Just as long as it guarentees him being banned.

::sneeze::

[Shari]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
You'll need a length of rubber tubing, a 9 iron, two salad tongs, a bucket of ice, three liters of honey, a rocking chair, and some shoes with good ankle support. When you have all those items come talk to me and we can work something out.

I don't know how I missed THIS post...but I guess you don't have to u2u me now.

What diameter of rubber tubing would you like, dear? Or do you have no specific preference?

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Jesae


I don't know how I missed THIS post...but I guess you don't have to u2u me now.

What diameter of rubber tubing would you like, dear? Or do you have no specific preference?

Tubing is tubing I'm easy.

you've gotta be fucking kidding me.