View Full Version : The Mixed Drink Thread
Rucca
08-23-2010, 11:42 PM
Since I bartend, I am always looking for new drink recipes. One of my favorites is a tropical drink:
2 shots of Capt. Morgan Rum, 1 shot of Triple Sec, 2 shots of pineapple juice, 2 shots of orange juice and a half shot of grenadine. That recipe can always be cut in half depending on glass size.
List your favorite mixed drink recipes here and give them a name if you want. I will put interesting ones up on my specials board at work, and keep everyone updated on how well they sell.
:cheers:
Mountain Drew:
mix Mountain Dew with decent vodka. Enjoy.
Paradii
08-23-2010, 11:45 PM
Mountain Drew:
mix Mountain Dew with decent vodka. Enjoy.
Your avatar would be my answer to that abomination of a drink.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-23-2010, 11:45 PM
2 oz milk
1.5 oz chambord
1 oz bailey's
1.5 oz frangelico
Shake together with ice, strain out into a martini glass. PB&J martini!
Bobmuhthol
08-23-2010, 11:46 PM
White Russian.
/thread
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-23-2010, 11:50 PM
White Russian.
/thread
Srsly? Black Russians are better and overly sweet drinks (white russians qual) are a good way to get sick. More sugar = more hangover.
Methais
08-23-2010, 11:51 PM
Since someone will probably end up posting it here eventually, despite it being a terrible fucking drink that will burn holes through your face:
Bubbling Eldreth Death-Rum
Everclear . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .( 190 proof)
Bacardi 151 Rum . . . . . . . . . . . . . .( 151 proof)
Southern Comfort 100 . . . . . . . . . .( 100 proof)
Absolut Vodka 100 . . . . . . . . . . . . ( 100 proof)
99 Apples - Apple Schnapps . . . . . .( 99 proof)
99 Bananas - Banana Schnapps . . . ( 99 proof)
Tanqueray Dry Gin . . . . . . . . . . . .( 94.6 proof)
Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps . . ( 87 proof)
Tequila . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ( 80 proof)
Midori . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ( 42 proof)
Total average proof . . . . . . . . . . 104.26 proof
http://www.delyorik.com/images/simu2k3/
I tried it at Simucon '03 and if I wasn't already hammered I probably would have sprayed it everywhere.
Rucca
08-23-2010, 11:51 PM
2 oz milk
1.5 oz chambord
1 oz bailey's
1.5 oz frangelico
Shake together with ice, strain out into a martini glass. PB&J martini!
Awesome, yours will be on the board on Wednesday.
White Russian.
/thread
If we're talking "real" drinks then a caipirinha is my favorite.
I'll drink anything in shot form that I can see through.
Bobmuhthol
08-23-2010, 11:55 PM
I'm the rare breed that actually enjoys alcohol. I don't have to worry about how much sugar is in my drinks since I don't get hangovers.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-23-2010, 11:56 PM
Boston Iced Tea
2 oz Absolut Boston
2 oz Absolut Citron
2 oz whiskey (your choice, I like Jameson)
1.5 oz Blackhaus
Mix with ice, pour into tall glass, fill the rest with seltzer/ice water.
Archigeek
08-23-2010, 11:56 PM
If we're talking "real" drinks then a caipirinha is my favorite.
Wasn't expecting that one to pop up. Was in Brasil a few years ago and decided those were pretty nifty. Hard to find one made correctly up here in the US. Mostly you just get a Mohito... which isn't such a bad drink, but it's not a caipirinah.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-23-2010, 11:57 PM
I'm the rare breed that actually enjoys alcohol. I don't have to worry about how much sugar is in my drinks since I don't get hangovers.
If you enjoyed alcohol you wouldn't be drinking the pussy milkshake that is a White Russian.
Bobmuhthol
08-23-2010, 11:58 PM
I think we have different views on what enjoyment is.
Rucca
08-23-2010, 11:59 PM
Oh and Methais...
http://imgur.com/hxIVP.gif
That drink would kill my customers.
Wasn't expecting that one to pop up. Was in Brasil a few years ago and decided those were pretty nifty. Hard to find one made correctly up here in the US. Mostly you just get a Mohito... which isn't such a bad drink, but it's not a caipirinah.
South Florida is full of Brazilians and cachaca. It's not hard down here.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 12:00 AM
I think we have different views on what enjoyment is.
When it doesn't taste like alcohol, you're not enjoying alcohol.
Archigeek
08-24-2010, 12:00 AM
I go in phases for drinks. Lately, during this ungodly hot summer, I've been cheating. Costco makes a really great pre-made margarita: pour over ice, drink. Repeat as necessary.
When I'm not cheating, I like a good gin and tonic, or a particularly good vodka called Parallel 51 on the rocks. Normally I'd say vodka is vodka, but this stuff goes down like good scotch, which I'm also very happy to be drinking.
Cephalopod
08-24-2010, 12:01 AM
I have a feeling Bob is going to enjoy being Iced...
Bobmuhthol
08-24-2010, 12:04 AM
When it doesn't taste like alcohol, you're not enjoying alcohol.
So just about every mixed drink makes you a pussy, got it.
Methais
08-24-2010, 12:04 AM
Oh and Methais...
http://imgur.com/hxIVP.gif
That drink would kill my customers.
That's why I posted a disclaimer. :tongue:
Paradii
08-24-2010, 12:06 AM
4 oz Jim Beam
3 ice cubes
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 12:08 AM
So just about every mixed drink makes you a pussy, got it.
I really hate to diss on you for your age, but honestly, it's showing right now.
Bobmuhthol
08-24-2010, 12:13 AM
Yeah, I'm too young to realize that every mixed drink tastes like alcohol except for White Russians (on top of milk somehow negating alcohol, I guess you have to be in your mid 20s instead of early 20s to understand that).
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 12:14 AM
Black Hawk
2 oz whiskey
1 oz sloe gin
Shake with ice, strain into glass, add a cherry, enjoy.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 12:20 AM
Yeah, I'm too young to realize that every mixed drink tastes like alcohol except for White Russians (on top of milk somehow negating alcohol, I guess you have to be in your mid 20s instead of early 20s to understand that).
Some mixed drinks taste like alcohol. Some do not. White Russians fall into the "do not" category unless your bartender is a complete lactose intolerant booze fiend. Are they delicious? Sure (get them to add some butterscotch schnapps, nom nom nom), but they're sugarful, weak on alcohol (comparatively) and not something that someone who 'enjoys the taste of alcohol' drinks.
Is it bad to enjoy drinks that don't taste like alcohol? No, not at all. Lots of people do. Just don't try to be a badass about it when someone comments.
Bobmuhthol
08-24-2010, 12:24 AM
I think you confused me saying that I don't drink to excess with me trying to be a badass (ie., the complete opposite of what I said).
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 12:27 AM
I think you confused me saying that I don't drink to excess with me trying to be a badass (ie., the complete opposite of what I said).
When you say you 'enjoy alcohol' in your drinks I take that to mean you enjoy the taste of it, based on the assumption that most people who drink alcoholic drinks enjoy the effect of it.
Paradii
08-24-2010, 12:28 AM
I think you confused me saying that I don't drink to excess with me trying to be a badass (ie., the complete opposite of what I said).
I'm the rare breed that actually enjoys alcohol. I don't have to worry about how much sugar is in my drinks since I don't get hangovers.
Hey kid, I'm a computer, quit all your downloading!
I really have nothing to add to this discussion.
Bobmuhthol
08-24-2010, 12:30 AM
Yes, and I still contend that a White Russian tastes like alcohol. I'm not arguing that spirits aren't stronger when, you know, they're isolated, but a drink that's 50+ proof still retains the alcohol fairly well (unless you think beer is for pussies too?).
Rinualdo
08-24-2010, 12:33 AM
Whiskey.
Delias
08-24-2010, 12:36 AM
Don't remember what they are called but I used to drink them in the beginning of my drinking career... its a shot thats 1/3rd jaeger, 1/3rd midori, and 1/3rd chambord. You layer the stag, the melon, and the holy hand grenade into a shot glass and it tastes like gummy bears.
The only mixed drinks I've had in the past few years have been jack and coke, and cherry vodka in diet coke... because cherry coke rules, but is too sweet for me... hence, cherry diet coke. I suppose I could just have cherry diet coke and plain vodka, but the cherry vodka seems to have more cherry taste than the cherry diet coke.
Rucca
08-24-2010, 12:41 AM
For those who like whiskey this is a Washington Golden Apple:
1 shot Crown Royal
1 shot Apple Pucker
1 shot pineapple juice
Shake and strain into a martini glass.
Methais
08-24-2010, 12:44 AM
Yes, and I still contend that a White Russian tastes like alcohol.
They taste like chocolate milk to me. This isn't necessarily a bad thing at all because chocolate milk kicks ass, unless you're a communist.
Also, I wish to drink with drunk Superman.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/supermanandjhonnywalkerred.jpg
On that note, here's some fruity drink called Funky Monkey because bananas also rule:
* 1 oz Rum (Mt.Gay) <---zomg lolololol fruity
* 1 oz Creme de Banane
* 5/8 oz Dark Creme de Cacao
* 3 oz Coconut milk
* 1 Banana
* Coconut flakes
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 12:58 AM
Yes, and I still contend that a White Russian tastes like alcohol. I'm not arguing that spirits aren't stronger when, you know, they're isolated, but a drink that's 50+ proof still retains the alcohol fairly well (unless you think beer is for pussies too?).
You contend it tastes like alcohol, thus it comes down to subjective opinion. I think it falls in the Smirnoff ice category, i.e. it doesn't taste like booze. That being said, they're also tasty and thus, not in the smirnoff ice category because ices are nasty. I am sorry that this butthurts you.
PS: Beer absolutely can be for pussies.
Bobmuhthol
08-24-2010, 01:00 AM
Smirnoff Ice is a low blow, man.
Rinualdo
08-24-2010, 01:02 AM
At least she didn't say Zima.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 01:02 AM
Smirnoff Ice is a low blow, man.
Listen, I'm Jesus (no really, even though you let me die and let Brohammad come into power, fucker).
You're turning 21 soonish if I recall. I'll buy you a drink or 10 for your birthday at Doyles and you'll forget this ever happened.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 01:10 AM
Made this Candy Corn martini at the Chocolatier I used to work for.
Take 1 bottle of Sapphire Gin and pour in 2 cups kettle corn into an airtight jug, and leave overnight. Strain out gin and re-bottle and refrigerate (throw out kettle corn).
To make the martini:
1 1/2 oz kettle infused gin
1/2 oz sherry or moscato (sweet white dessert wine, any works)
1 oz grenadine
Shake with ice, strain into martini glass. Tastes like candy corn!
If you dye sugar orange and yellow you can rim the glass with that to make it prettier.
Bobmuhthol
08-24-2010, 01:11 AM
If this place still exists next summer (GS4 IS DYING AND SO ARE ALL ITS FOLLOWERS RAJHSFJKSD) I'm taking you up on that offer.
Also, lol. I had no idea who either biblical figure was, but it was okay because we're all bros.
Delias
08-24-2010, 01:12 AM
I saw a bacon infused booze this year... I didn't get a chance to try it but have no idea how it could be anything but the best thing that ever happened to humanity.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 01:15 AM
If this place still exists next summer (GS4 IS DYING AND SO ARE ALL ITS FOLLOWERS RAJHSFJKSD) I'm taking you up on that offer.
Also, lol. I had no idea who either biblical figure was, but it was okay because we're all bros.
I'm forgiving, even of brotrayal.
Rucca
08-24-2010, 01:17 AM
I saw a bacon infused booze this year... I didn't get a chance to try it but have no idea how it could be anything but the best thing that ever happened to humanity.
Bacon Vodka
3 slices of bacon, cooked and grease blotted off
about 2 cups vodka (something you would drink on its own)
Place the cooked bacon into a pint jar or a similar non-reactive container that can be sealed. Fill with vodka. Place the jar in a dark cabinet for one week, then place the jar in the freezer overnight to help the fat solidify. Pour the vodka through a paper coffee filter (once or twice) - the resulting vodka should be clear with no little fat globs floating around. Clean out the pint jar, then pour vodka back in and store in the freezer.
Rucca
08-24-2010, 01:24 AM
Oh and might as well add a bacon drink in honor of BACON:
Prosciutto-Wrapped Bacon Cocktail
3 parts bacon vodka
3 parts melon liqueur (like Midori)
splash of lime seltzer
Combine bacon vodka and melon liqueur with ice in a cocktail shaker and shake until chilled. Strain into a martini glass and top with a splash of chilled seltzer.
Paradii
08-24-2010, 01:52 AM
I saw a bacon infused booze this year... I didn't get a chance to try it but have no idea how it could be anything but the best thing that ever happened to humanity.
I tried it. It was terrible.
Edit: Well, I tried "a" bacon beer. It was terrible.
droit
08-24-2010, 02:49 AM
One of my regulars is a whiskey sour with a splash of amaretto.
phantasm
08-24-2010, 05:40 AM
On a side note, load these links up and flip back and forth between the windows. Note what parts of the page are different.
http://www.play.net/simucon/2008/gs4_attendees.asp
http://www.play.net/simucon/2009/gs4_attendees.asp
Drisco
08-24-2010, 06:57 AM
Porch Crawlers is what me and the guys make when we want to get smashed and go to a random party.
16 ounces vodka smirnoff
16 ounces rum cpt morgan
12 pack of Bud light
2 can frozen pink lemonade
Ice
excellent.
AnticorRifling
08-24-2010, 08:03 AM
Dirty bong water:
Spiced Rum (Your label of choice)
Chambord raspberry liqueur
Blue Curacao
Sour mix
Shake it, serve on the rocks.
Stanley Burrell
08-24-2010, 08:16 AM
1) Vodka, double shot. Anything better than Majorska works. No flavored garbaj'.
2) A glass.
3) A few ice cubes.
4) Maybe a little more vodka if the glass is a big glass.
5) Tobasco sauce.
6) Chili pepper from the heart of Satan.
7) Tobasco sauce again.
8) Some ground pepper.
9) Lime juice.
10) Dash of paprika and salt if need be.
droit
08-24-2010, 08:45 AM
Rum, rootbeer and anise. Delicious.
Cephalopod
08-24-2010, 09:34 AM
If this place still exists next summer (GS4 IS DYING AND SO ARE ALL ITS FOLLOWERS RAJHSFJKSD) I'm taking you up on that offer.
Also, lol. I had no idea who either biblical figure was, but it was okay because we're all bros.
loljudas, bro.
Sweets
08-24-2010, 09:45 AM
Frisky Fresca
Shot of coconut rum
Splash of fresca
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
Buttery Nipple
1 shot of butterscotch schnapps
1/2 shot of Baileys
Layer in a shot glass by pouring over the back of a spoon.
NocturnalRob
08-24-2010, 09:47 AM
South Florida is full of Brazilians and cachaca. It's not hard down here.
figures
Rum, rootbeer and anus. Delicious.
figures
NocturnalRob
08-24-2010, 09:49 AM
Since I bartend, I am always looking for new drink recipes. One of my favorites is a tropical drink:
I should have stopped reading right there.
Paradii
08-24-2010, 10:54 AM
Porch Crawlers is what me and the guys make when we want to get smashed and go to a random party.
16 ounces vodka smirnoff
16 ounces rum cpt morgan
12 pack of Bud light
2 can frozen pink lemonade
Ice
excellent.
I think that's also called Hop, skip and go naked?
I wouldnt know since I ain't no homogay.
Double negative!!!! oh noesss what have i done!
Rucca
08-24-2010, 11:10 AM
I should have stopped reading right there.
http://imgur.com/r2dLw.jpg
Rucca
08-24-2010, 11:19 AM
Dirty bong water:
Spiced Rum (Your label of choice)
Chambord raspberry liqueur
Blue Curacao
Sour mix
Shake it, serve on the rocks.
This one will also be put on the specials board.
Oh and Buttery Nipples are great too Sweets. If you like that type of shot a Pink Cookie is also good:
1 shot of Butterscotch schnapps
1/2 shot of Tequila Rose
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 11:20 AM
Atomic Cherry Bomb
layer in a shot glass:
midori
grenadine
cherry vodka
red bull
NocturnalRob
08-24-2010, 11:36 AM
Um, ya rly.
And Nikki, wtf are these sugary-ass drinks? No takes on classics? Fine.
Spicy Martini
vodka
1/2 jalapeno, sliced
1/2 inch piece of ginger, sliced very finely
1 inch piece lemongrass
Combine everything in a container and cover with saran wrap.
Refrigerate overnight to allow flavor infusion.
Martini-ize that shit.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 11:55 AM
Most of the time when people don't want a sugary ass drink they order something straight up or like, a jack and coke :/ Here are a couple more savory drinks I know of (first is a take on a classic, second is.. I dunno, lol)
Thai Mojito
Rim glass with coconut. Muddle mint and cilantro leaves in 1 oz peppered simple syrup, add 1 oz lemon juice, 3 oz clear rum and top off with soda.
simple syrup for above:
Combine 1 cup of water and 3/4 cup of sugar, add 2 tablespoons red pepper flakes. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat, and keep heated under low heat for ten minutes. Strain out flakes, reserve syrup.
Bloody Cormac
Mix 2 parts of habanero-infused vodka (cut up two habaneros, put in vodka, let it sit for a week then strain out) with 1 part Guinness and a squeeze of lime, drop in an olive. Rim glass with allspice.
Cephalopod
08-24-2010, 12:09 PM
I need the recipe for a pacific rim, stat.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 12:13 PM
I need the recipe for a pacific rim, stat.
Twirl your finger and lick your lips suggestively.
I want whatever he's having.
We keep mango and pomegranate juice on our rail with orange, cranberry, pineapple and sour mix because of our two most popular martinis.
Mango Passion
3 count Stoli Oranj
1 count Triple Sec
1 count X-rated
Splash mango juice
Pomegranate Splash
3 count rail vodka
1 count Triple Sec
1 count Pama liqueur
Splash pomegranate juice
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 12:17 PM
I want whatever he's having.
Pacific Rim:
1 Polynesian hooker
1 your asshole
Guava juice
Mix well.
Cephalopod
08-24-2010, 12:18 PM
Pacific Rim:
1 Polynesian hooker
1 your asshole
Guava juice
Mix well.
But does it taste like alcohol?
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 12:18 PM
But does it taste like alcohol?
I hear it tastes pretty much like ass.
Rucca
08-24-2010, 12:28 PM
Um, ya rly.
And Nikki, wtf are these sugary-ass drinks? No takes on classics? Fine.
Spicy Martini
vodka
1/2 jalapeno, sliced
1/2 inch piece of ginger, sliced very finely
1 inch piece lemongrass
Combine everything in a container and cover with saran wrap.
Refrigerate overnight to allow flavor infusion.
Martini-ize that shit.
Um yeah. Thanks for finally adding to the thread. On that note, just because I find tropical drinks yummie, doesn't mean I drink them all the time. My all time favorite is a classic martini...although I like them dirty.
Pour a bit of dry vermouth in a martini glass and swirl it around to coat the glass, then dump it out.
Add about 2 good shots of Belvedere vodka, or vodka of choice.
Add green olive juice, shake and strain. Add more olives.
Rucca
08-24-2010, 12:40 PM
We keep mango and pomegranate juice on our rail with orange, cranberry, pineapple and sour mix because of our two most popular martinis.
Mango Passion
3 count Stoli Oranj
1 count Triple Sec
1 count X-rated
Splash mango juice
Pomegranate Splash
3 count rail vodka
1 count Triple Sec
1 count Pama liqueur
Splash pomegranate juice
Those would actually sell really good where I work. I make alot of Passion Fruit and Pama Martinis. I think I'll try that top one.
NocturnalRob
08-24-2010, 01:03 PM
Thanks for finally adding to the thread.
You're relatively new, and I haven't been around in a while, so I'll explain. My mere presence adds to a thread. Ok, Tropical Trudy?
Pour a bit of dry vermouth in a martini glass and swirl it around to coat the glass, then dump it out.
Add about 2 good shots of Belvedere vodka, or vodka of choice.
Add green olive juice, shake and strain. Add more olives.
Perfect. I love dirty martinis with just the right amount of olive.
Sadly, I got served one a few weeks ago with blue cheese olives. Rage was barely contained.
Rucca
08-24-2010, 01:25 PM
You're relatively new, and I haven't been around in a while, so I'll explain. My mere presence adds to a thread. Ok, Tropical Trudy?
Oh how I feel like we are bonding now...such a cute pet name you gave me. Please sir, allow me to
http://imgur.com/TXmtV.gif
How dare I not know this, thanks for humbling me. ;)
Sadly, I got served one a few weeks ago with blue cheese olives. Rage was barely contained.
Yeah, I don't like when people try to fancy up a perfectly awesome drink with some off the wall condiment to try and be fancy. Plain green olives are just fine. Kudos on your love for martinis.
NocturnalRob
08-24-2010, 01:33 PM
hahaha...
also, why would anyone want cheese in an alcoholic drink? why? stop the desecration!!
BriarFox
08-24-2010, 01:40 PM
hahaha...
also, why would anyone want cheese in an alcoholic drink? why? stop the desecration!!
Ew. Blue-cheese olives in a martini sound gross.
NocturnalRob
08-24-2010, 01:51 PM
Ew. Blue-cheese olives in a martini sound gross.
You are correct, sir!!
http://www.nndb.com/people/419/000022353/42-3870-sm.jpg
Drisco
08-24-2010, 01:53 PM
I think that's also called Hop, skip and go naked?
I wouldnt know since I ain't no homogay.
Double negative!!!! oh noesss what have i done!
Hmm, never heard it being called that before.
You must be homogay since you knew another much gayer name for the drink!
NocturnalRob
08-24-2010, 02:06 PM
HS&GN doesn't have rum in it.
ya homogay
Warriorbird
08-24-2010, 02:07 PM
If we're talking 'flaming' drinks...
B-52
* Kahlua
* Irish Cream
* Cointreau
* shot glass
* spoon
* match
* 151 rum
* Fill the shot glass about a third full with Kahlua.
* You form layers with the lighter alcohols by slowly pouring them over the back of a spoon, touching the side of the glass just above the liquid. Use this technique to slowly add a layer of Irish Cream over the Kahlua.
* Add a layer of Cointreau on top of the Irish Cream.
* Pour some 151 on top of the Cointreau and light the drink on fire.
* You can drink the lit drink using a long straw, from the bottom of the drink.
Those would actually sell really good where I work. I make alot of Passion Fruit and Pama Martinis. I think I'll try that top one.
Cool. 5% of your tips sounds fair enough. :)
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 02:14 PM
also, why would anyone want cheese in an alcoholic drink? why? stop the desecration!!
Did you threaten to cut a bitch for that shit?
Paradii
08-24-2010, 02:18 PM
On my 21st, someone handed me a shot of tequila and mayonnaise. I was drunk enough to do it, and I regretted the decision immensely.
Dirty mexican, was the name, I believe.
It made all the 3 wisemen, 4 horsemen, prairie fires, and buffalo sweats taste like plum pudding, which I am assuming tastes good.
Methais
08-24-2010, 02:20 PM
This thread and all these recipes have me wanting to get wasted tonight.
Paradii
08-24-2010, 02:22 PM
This thread and all these recipes have me wanting to get wasted tonight.
I dunno, 95 percent of the recipes so far have been for designed for cougars and fag-o-trons.
Warriorbird
08-24-2010, 02:23 PM
This thread and all these recipes have me wanting to get wasted tonight.
Man. Go for it. I miss Louisiana. Hard liquor in CVS pwned. You also seem to not have any enforced open container laws.
I dunno, 95 percent of the recipes so far have been for designed for cougars and fag-o-trons.
You did notice her intro drink and the clientele that suggested?
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 02:24 PM
I dunno, 95 percent of the recipes so far have been for designed for cougars and fag-o-trons.
Which is why you're also getting wasted using this thread tonight.
NocturnalRob
08-24-2010, 02:25 PM
I was under the impression a Dirty Mexican was Coke, tequila, and lime juice. I've never heard of a tequila shot with mayo. That sounds horrific.
And Nikki, it was a pretty nice place, and I had left my blades at home. I said, "Excuse me, but someone appears to have ruined my martini by adding cheese. Can you please make this correctly?" It was fine, although I'm sure the bartender spit in my drink. She had some tasty spit.
Paradii
08-24-2010, 02:30 PM
I was under the impression a Dirty Mexican was Coke, tequila, and lime juice. I've never heard of a tequila shot with mayo. That sounds horrific.
Well, I was not in the right state of mind at the time, probably around 18 shots into the night, but that's what I remember everyone telling me.
And it was bad, it just sort of slid...down my throat....The horror...the horror...
this is what the internet is saying about shots with mayonnaise, but I am pretty sure it was tequila and not Jager.
3) Smoker's Cough
The general consensus of the Campus Squeeze staff is that consistency-wise, this is the worst shot ever created, and also the most appropriately named.
1½ oz. Jagermeister
One dollop of warm Mayonnaise Fill shot with Jager, scoop in a heaping dollop of Mayo, and try not to puke, has been known to make people stop smoking for good.
Which is why you're also getting wasted using this thread tonight.
Pshhh, youzabitch!
Rucca
08-24-2010, 02:32 PM
Well, I was not in the right state of mind at the time, probably around 18 shots into the night, but that's what I remember everyone telling me.
And it was bad, it just sort of slid...down my throat....The horror...the horror...
Right...mayo. Mhmm sure. Good thing you don't remember much.
Methais
08-24-2010, 02:40 PM
Man. Go for it. I miss Louisiana. Hard liquor in CVS pwned. You also seem to not have any enforced open container laws.
I think perhaps I will, I don't have to do shit tonight except pwn some Street Fighter.
I don't think I've ever seen an open container law enforced. They tend to not worry about stupid shit like that here as long as you're not driving around wasted.
Other than the ridiculously humid summers it pretty much rules here.
I dunno, 95 percent of the recipes so far have been for designed for cougars and fag-o-trons.
I was actually talking about going to the nearest gas station and drinking diesel straight from the pump.
Rucca
08-24-2010, 02:44 PM
I was actually talking about going to the nearest gas station and drinking diesel straight from the pump.
Make sure to suck on a blue cheese stuffed olive first.
Drisco
08-24-2010, 02:45 PM
HS&GN doesn't have rum in it.
ya homogay
Ahh then it's not the same as Porch Crawlers.
Me and a couple friends were hamming it up with the bartender one afternoon about 2 years ago for hours and finally the bartender got drunk enough to get silly. He made 3 reverse car bombs. A pint of whiskey and baileys with a shot of guiness dropped in it. It was suppost to be for me, my friend Dave and the bartender. I declined mine and this girl who was with us decided to do it instead. After we got done getting her stomach pumped the rest of the night was fine.
Paradii
08-24-2010, 02:49 PM
Me and a couple friends were hamming it up with the bartender one afternoon about 2 years ago for hours and finally the bartender got drunk enough to get silly. He made 3 reverse car bombs. A pint of whiskey and baileys with a shot of guiness dropped in it. It was suppost to be for me, my friend Dave and the bartender. I declined mine and this girl who was with us decided to do it instead. After we got done getting her stomach pumped the rest of the night was fine.
Did the three parties involved try to chug this drink or sip it?
And as usual, bitches be tripping.
Did the three parties involved try to chug this drink or sip it?
And as usual, bitches be tripping.
They chugged it. The reason the bartender made it was my friend Dave was on his 6th+ regular car bomb. He has calmed down a bit recently but hes a big guy that can slam alcoholic levels of liquor when hes on a bender so him and the bartender were fine. I knew that thing would slaughter me the second I saw it.
NocturnalRob
08-24-2010, 02:52 PM
And as usual, bitches be tripping.
If I've taken anything from the movies, I'm fairly certain that bitches, which may or may not also include the tripping, be shoppin'.
http://www.filminfocus.com/uploads/image/mediafile/1247515729-cf3eb317d53c4cbee0812f558cf912e8/250.jpg
Me and a couple friends were hamming it up with the bartender one afternoon about 2 years ago for hours and finally the bartender got drunk enough to get silly. He made 3 reverse car bombs. A pint of whiskey and baileys with a shot of guiness dropped in it. It was suppost to be for me, my friend Dave and the bartender. I declined mine and this girl who was with us decided to do it instead. After we got done getting her stomach pumped the rest of the night was fine.
Just reading this post gave me the post shot shiver/spaz. Thanks for the nausea.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-24-2010, 03:11 PM
Purple Drank
1 bottle codeine syrup, preferably purple
1 bottle sprite
Mix and enjoy!
Methais
08-24-2010, 03:11 PM
Make sure to suck on a blue cheese stuffed olive first.
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF ANIMAL?!?!?!?!!2$/&;&$?
NocturnalRob
08-24-2010, 03:12 PM
Purple Drank
JaMarcus approves this message.
http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/raiders/2009/03/25/jamarcus174x250.jpg
Rucca
08-24-2010, 03:17 PM
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF ANIMAL?!?!?!?!!2$/&;&$?
http://imgur.com/u5O7I.gif
Rucca
08-24-2010, 03:22 PM
To honor S.B...
To Hell You Ride
Shot of vodka
7 to 10 dashes of tabasco
NocturnalRob
08-24-2010, 03:31 PM
How is that different from a Prairie Fire? More tabasco?
Rucca
08-24-2010, 03:35 PM
How is that different from a Prairie Fire? More tabasco?
Tequila is used for a Prairie Fire. Then you put enough tabasco in it to make it pink.
NocturnalRob
08-24-2010, 03:37 PM
ah right. totally glossed over the vodka. yeah, that shit burns.
I make a decent jalapeno mohito. Along with lime, sugar and mint toss in 3 slices of the jalapenos you get in the jar. Just a touch of heat and smoky flavor.
Strangest drink I’ve had is house made warm ginger beer with cold absinth foam.
MotleyCrew
08-24-2010, 05:49 PM
Caesar
Rim glass with lime, then dip into celery salt.
6 oz Clamato Juice
2 oz vodka
2 dashes hot sauce
2 dashes worchestershire
couple shakes (or grinds) of pepper
Serve over ice with lime wedge and celery stalk.
My husband used to make what he called a Captain's Wafer, but we can't find vanilla coke anymore.
2 oz Captain Morgan's spiced rum
4 oz vanilla coke
Serve over ice.
We've talked about using regular coke and adding vanilla, but have never tried it.
Carl Spackler
08-24-2010, 06:47 PM
I've been on a big glass of awesome kick lately but per the rules set forth by inventor I have to limit myself to 2 per night, otherwise shit gets out of hand. However you're allowed to double the awesome limit if you're in Vegas.
Glass of Awesome = triple vodka redbull
NocturnalRob
08-25-2010, 09:20 AM
The inventor of Red Bull limits you to 2 a night? What kind of candy-ass bullshit is that?
Carl Spackler
08-25-2010, 09:47 AM
The inventor of Red Bull limits you to 2 a night? What kind of candy-ass bullshit is that?
No, the inventor of the glass of awesome. It's a joke between me and my friends...
Plus too much and your heart feels like it's going to beat out of your chest the next morning.
TheEschaton
08-25-2010, 09:52 AM
TO be fair, a triple vodka redbull sounds like three vodka redbulls, thus making the limit really more like 6 drinks.
Carl Spackler
08-25-2010, 10:10 AM
TO be fair, a triple vodka redbull sounds like three vodka redbulls, thus making the limit really more like 6 drinks.
Bingo.
AnticorRifling
08-25-2010, 10:37 AM
Adding redbull to anything generally means you want to bro it up with a popped collar.
Carl Spackler
08-25-2010, 11:29 AM
Adding redbull to anything generally means you want to bro it up with a popped collar.
I'm about as far from bro'ing it up as possible... but in general, that's a pretty good observation.
Adding redbull to anything generally means you want to bro it up with a popped collar.
Also it makes your heart feel like it's about to pop.
//Stopped drinking red bull with alcohol
///Was unfortunately bro-ish at the time
Rucca
08-28-2010, 02:29 AM
Speaking of Red Bull...I made a few of these as shooters:
Red Tide
1/3 vodka
1/3 cranberry juice
1/3 Red Bull
If you want something that tastes like cotton candy:
Crack Pipe
Fill a pint glass 1/3 full with Red Bull/Monster
drop in a shot of Blue Curacao with Raspberry vodka
Chug it like you would a Jager Bomb or Sake Bomb
MotleyCrew
08-28-2010, 02:37 PM
Adding redbull to anything generally means you want to bro it up with a popped collar.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/napaule0n/PoppedCollars.png
List your favorite mixed drink recipes here and give them a name if you want. I will put interesting ones up on my specials board at work, and keep everyone updated on how well they sell.
:cheers:
So... what have you tried and what has sold?
Rucca
08-29-2010, 08:47 PM
So... what have you tried and what has sold?
Nikki's pb&j martini sold a few times so far, as did your mango passion martini in a close second. Asile also gave me a few drinks to try out and so far I have only sold one of hers, which was well liked. Martinis were the thing this weekend. Here's another I made up and sold:
Tokyo Rose
2 oz vodka
1 oz Midori
1 oz sake
Shake and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with an orange slice.
Nikki's pb&j martini sold a few times so far, as did your mango passion martini in a close second. Asile also gave me a few drinks to try out and so far I have only sold one of hers, which was well liked. Martinis were the thing this weekend. Here's another I made up and sold:
Tokyo Rose
2 oz vodka
1 oz Midori
1 oz sake
Shake and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with an orange slice.
Damn you Nikki!
That Tokyo Rose sounds good.
PS. Good use of an old bar liquer.
Rucca
09-11-2010, 12:24 AM
Alright, so I need somebody to help me with my newest concoction. It seems way too strong this way, so I'd like to see if anyone can help make it perfect.
Chai Latte Martini
1 oz vanilla vodka
1 oz Capt. Morgan Rum
1 oz milk
Shake and strain into a martini glass. Sprinkle with cinnamon.
Any combo of those three ingredients to measure out 3 oz or 4 oz and have it taste good. I, myself love strong drinks, but this one seems to be a bit much. Maybe.
pabstblueribbon
09-11-2010, 12:51 AM
I like to call this drink the 'You're going to be driving to work late with a severe migraine." It's kind of wordy but I think it really captures it's true spirit.
For this you will need:
The absence of taste buds
Alchoholism
1 Highball glass, because that shits just classy
Some ice, it's made out of frozen water, yo.
Some water, this shit comes straight out of the tap. Can you say baller?
A fifth of Jim Beam
Spare liver
Add ice to Highballer, stare at it for a while. Make sure it knows who's boss.
Pour a copious amount of Jim Beam into the glass. If you're feeling boss, flip that shit around like you're Tom Cruise before all that scientology faggotry.
If you lack testicular fortitude that evening, add water to taste.
Now to top it all off, mean mug any guys drinking martini's or anything containing redbull and throw in a few remarks about their manhood or lack thereof for good measure.
Get drunk bitches. They'll be drinking martini's.
Rucca
09-11-2010, 12:55 AM
:rofl:
Awesome.
Delias
09-11-2010, 01:15 AM
I like to call this drink the 'You're going to be driving to work late with a severe migraine." It's kind of wordy but I think it really captures it's true spirit.
For this you will need:
The absence of taste buds
Alchoholism
1 Highball glass, because that shits just classy
Some ice, it's made out of frozen water, yo.
Some water, this shit comes straight out of the tap. Can you say baller?
A fifth of Jim Beam
Spare liver
Add ice to Highballer, stare at it for a while. Make sure it knows who's boss.
Pour a copious amount of Jim Beam into the glass. If you're feeling boss, flip that shit around like you're Tom Cruise before all that scientology faggotry.
If you lack testicular fortitude that evening, add water to taste.
Now to top it all off, mean mug any guys drinking martini's or anything containing redbull and throw in a few remarks about their manhood or lack thereof for good measure.
Get drunk bitches. They'll be drinking martini's.
You can substitute a sac tap for the fleshy patch where their balls used to be.
pabstblueribbon
09-11-2010, 01:24 AM
You can substitute a sac tap for the fleshy patch where their balls used to be.
That must be what we call in the "industry", the Chicago style.
Yep, thats what I like about it. It's such a versatile drink. You can really mix and match with it and make it your own and STILL be one classy sombitch.
MotleyCrew
09-11-2010, 05:10 PM
Alright, so I need somebody to help me with my newest concoction. It seems way too strong this way, so I'd like to see if anyone can help make it perfect.
Chai Latte Martini
1 oz vanilla vodka
1 oz Capt. Morgan Rum
1 oz milk
Shake and strain into a martini glass. Sprinkle with cinnamon.
Any combo of those three ingredients to measure out 3 oz or 4 oz and have it taste good. I, myself love strong drinks, but this one seems to be a bit much. Maybe.
Maybe add an ounce of brewed and cooled darjeeling tea?
Alright, so I need somebody to help me with my newest concoction. It seems way too strong this way, so I'd like to see if anyone can help make it perfect.
Chai Latte Martini
1 oz vanilla vodka
1 oz Capt. Morgan Rum
1 oz milk
Shake and strain into a martini glass. Sprinkle with cinnamon.
Any combo of those three ingredients to measure out 3 oz or 4 oz and have it taste good. I, myself love strong drinks, but this one seems to be a bit much. Maybe.
How about some actual chai? Its not expensive and you can keep a quart brewed in the fridge. Maybe 3/4 oz. on the liquors.
2 count vanilla vodka
2 count Capt. Morgan
Milk
Chai
That sounds good.
We do a pumpkintini in the fall
2 count Vanilla vodka
2 count pumpkin schnapps
half and half
MotleyCrew
10-17-2010, 03:37 PM
Apple Harvest
-rim glass with fresh lemon and cinnamon, fill with ice
-add 1 & 1/2 ounces of blended scotch whiskey, 3 ounces of (fresh) apple juice and 2 ounces of cranberry juice
-garnish with apple slice and a pinch of cinnamon
Warriorbird
10-17-2010, 04:02 PM
Mad Hungarian:
2 shots lager
2 shots coconut rum
on the rocks
NocturnalRob
10-17-2010, 04:15 PM
Mad Hungarian:
2 shots lager
2 shots coconut rum
on the rocks
Just ordered that at the Daily Grill in Bethesda. The bartender refused initially. Yuengling and Malibu was the best I could do. It was...not bad. A little too sweet for me
Warriorbird
10-17-2010, 04:20 PM
Definitely improved by the alcohol used. Had a bunch poured by my friend Devon after she learned that I was a little bit Hungarian.
NocturnalRob
10-17-2010, 04:25 PM
Did you show her your little bit of Hungarian?
Warriorbird
10-17-2010, 04:26 PM
I'll admit. There might've been a nipple flash.
We ended up at some New Orleans absinthe bar though and then I sort of lose track of things.
EDIT:
http://www.pravdaofnola.com/
Apparently here. Where I had my first sazerac.
Sazerac
New Orleans is said by some to be the birthplace of the cocktail (tonic drinks were served out of a French egg-cup called a 'coquetier' - which when incorrectly pronounced became 'cocktail' ) and not surprisingly, some of the best absinthe cocktails come from this city. This drink is considered by some as the first 'cocktail' ever invented; it was created by a New Orleans pharmacy in the early 19th century to ward off tropical malaise!
- 1 ounce absinthe (used as rinse)
- 2 ounces Cognac Sazerac-de-Forge (now sadly extinct!) - you will need another cognac. Rye whisky became a popular substitute and though mistakenly considered a part of the original recipe, makes a fine version.
- 3 dashes Peychaud's Bitters
- 1/2 teaspoon sugar or simple syrup (ideally Gomme syrup, if you can find it)
Add absinthe to glass, drop an ice cube to chill and slightly louche absinthe, swirl to coat sides and bottom, then drain absinthe. Add rest of ingredients, shake with more ice and strain into an Old-Fashion glass (or an egg-cup), garnish with lemon peel.
-not my recipe, obviously
NocturnalRob
10-17-2010, 04:35 PM
Which one? Pravda or Herbsaint?
Warriorbird
10-17-2010, 04:39 PM
Pravda. Only eaten at Herbsaint.
NocturnalRob
10-17-2010, 04:42 PM
Pravda is fucking amazing. Herbsaint is more of a restaurant. Glad you don't remember much. That means you had an awesome time
Sean of the Thread
10-17-2010, 08:10 PM
http://www.readwrite.co.za/files/posts/readwrite/2010/01/22/the-dude-abides/v104.jpg
nuff said.
But I'd drink gin and tonic or bourbon neat or with ginger ale in the old days now it's just a crappy can of beast on occasion (not really crappy it's dry and I like dry beer) (oh and cheap as shit)
Don't need much more than that.
4a6c1
10-17-2010, 08:25 PM
http://chateaupetrogasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/stoli.jpeg
PLUS
http://www.wired.com/images/article/magazine/1507/st_redbull_f.jpg
= AWESOME
I know. Not very inventive. I'm easing back into my social life so give me a break...
Delias
10-17-2010, 11:51 PM
2 parts Thor's Hammer to 1 part Foeman's Blood. Scream to Odin the All-Father, and consume. Punch a friend in the face.
Repeat.
pabstblueribbon
10-18-2010, 02:04 AM
TO be fair, a triple vodka redbull sounds like three vodka redbulls, thus making the limit really more like 6 drinks.
Stop being a fucking fag and get a double whiskey (i prefer makers or dewars) and coke.
There. I said it. it
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-18-2010, 02:46 AM
Read the chai request and I'd say Back's ingredients are good. I'd probably decrease the amount of rum and increase the milk, myself, but yeah. Fiddle around.
Moundstini
1/2 shot each of:
Coconut Rum
Fra Angelico
Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
Bailey's Irish Cream
with
1/2 oz milk
Shaken with ice and strained into a coconut + cocoa powder rimmed martini glass.
Rucca
10-25-2010, 11:41 AM
Yeah, adding the chai was the best option and a bit more milk worked best for that drink. I'll try the Moundstini this weekend and maybe something else...if anyone can come up with a neat Halloween drink.
I sold so many of these on Saturday night that I ran out of cranberry juice. It was my own simple concoction:
Tokyo Koolaid
Fill a tall glass with ice
1 oz Raspberry vodka or Strawberry vodka
1 oz Cherry vodka
Cranberry juice (I used about 6 oz I believe)
Also, if you like tequila:
Parrot Martini
2 1/2 oz Patron Silver tequila
1/2 oz Cointreau
1 tsp. lime juice
Shake and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with lime twist.
NocturnalRob
10-25-2010, 12:02 PM
Tokyo Kooraid
Firr a tarr grass with ice
1 oz Laspbelly vodka or Stlawbelly vodka
1 oz Chelly vodka
Clanbelly juice (I used about 6 oz I berieve)
fixed
Rucca
10-25-2010, 12:05 PM
fixed
:rofl:
Rucca
06-20-2011, 04:06 PM
Bumping this damn thread with a list of awesome:
http://i.imgur.com/PfbZA.jpg
Got a new one thats been selling pretty well...
Lemon Aid
1oz. Vodka, .5oz Limoncello, San Pellegrino Limonata, bitters. Rocks glass over ice.
Ysamine
06-20-2011, 04:39 PM
For all you younens' out there who still play drinking games. Many years ago (when the legal drinking age was still 18 in some states) we used to drink in a bar in New Orleans a boilermaker that was called a Flaming Dr. Pepper. As far as I know the bar quit making them a long time ago because of the violating the fire code or something. It's a short trip to get drunk if you are in a hurry and it really does taste like a Dr. Pepper.
1 oz. shot amaretto topped off with ever-clear
8 oz. of any light colored beer on draft
Light shot and drop into beer to extinguish. Drink quickly.
EasternBrand
06-21-2011, 02:37 AM
Approximately 1.25 oz. of Islay single malt Scotch, pref. Lagavulin. Serve in whiskey glass, neat. Sip. Mixes well with mince pie, served separately.
Drakefang
06-21-2011, 10:10 AM
Approximately 1.25 oz. of Islay single malt Scotch, pref. Lagavulin. Serve in whiskey glass, neat. Sip. Mixes well with mince pie, served separately.
Outstanding. I prefer two cubes but hey I won't be picky.
I'm really loving the Fireball in Varucca's drink list. It's quite quickly becoming my alcohol of choice. I'm just too cheap to constantly drink top shelf bourbon or almost any single malt scotch. They're just too pricey for more than a bottle every couple months.
NocturnalRob
06-21-2011, 10:39 AM
Approximately 1.25 oz. of Islay single malt Scotch, pref. Lagavulin. Serve in whiskey glass, neat. Sip. Mixes well with mince pie, served separately.
I laughed.
NocturnalRob
06-21-2011, 10:46 AM
I'm just too cheap to constantly drink top shelf bourbon or almost any single malt scotch. They're just too pricey for more than a bottle every couple months.
Oban 14. You can find it for $50/bottle online. You're welcome.
Drakefang
06-21-2011, 12:22 PM
$50 is expensive for a consumable. Thanks for the effort, though. I'll just suffer through with my $25 every week or two at the ABC store. I might get that for my beach vacation trip this year, though. Sounds tasty.
NocturnalRob
06-21-2011, 12:43 PM
$50 is expensive for a consumable. Thanks for the effort, though. I'll just suffer through with my $25 every week or two at the ABC store. I might get that for my beach vacation trip this year, though. Sounds tasty.
Quick math--$25 every week = $50 every two weeks.
Drakefang
06-21-2011, 12:57 PM
Yes. Unless, I drink a bottle a week. That's just not cutting it then.
NocturnalRob
06-21-2011, 02:00 PM
Yes. Unless, I drink a bottle a week. That's just not cutting it then.
If you're drinking a bottle of Oban a week, then there are bigger problems than your budget.
DoctorUnne
06-21-2011, 09:30 PM
I like to drink a dark and stormy if I can get it, an old fashioned if I can't, and goose and soda when I'm drinking heavily. If I'm really trying to black out, I do bear fights (jaeger bomb followed by irish car bomb)
Latrinsorm
11-16-2014, 06:18 PM
This seems as good a place as any. I have devised a new mixed drink!
2 fingers vodka
twice the volume in Sobe 0 Calorie Life Water, ideally mixing two of yellow/pink/dark red.
1/3-1/2 pinch of Old El Paso Original Taco Seasoning MIX
Tacopolitan.
Tactail. (Pronounced TOCK tail, rhymes with cocktail, you feel me?)
Tacotini.
I'm still working on the name, but it looks so pretty like stars, I'll have a pic tomorrow.
Androidpk
11-16-2014, 06:23 PM
Pink taco
Velfi
11-16-2014, 06:27 PM
This seems as good a place as any. I have devised a new mixed drink!
2 fingers vodka
twice the volume in Sobe 0 Calorie Life Water, ideally mixing two of yellow/pink/dark red.
1/3-1/2 pinch of Old El Paso Original Taco Seasoning MIX
Tacopolitan.
Tactail. (Pronounced TOCK tail, rhymes with cocktail, you feel me?)
Tacotini.
I'm still working on the name, but it looks so pretty like stars, I'll have a pic tomorrow.
http://i.imgur.com/Acz8c9P.gif
My fave:
Falling water
30 mls (1 oz) 42 Below Feijoa vodka
Ch’i or Sprite
Cucumber slice
Cut a long, thin piece of cucumber on a diagonal, about the height of the glass, and rest it against the inside of a Highball glass. Fill the glass with ice, add the feijoa vodka, and top up with Ch’i or lemonade.
Gelston
11-16-2014, 07:26 PM
Milk and cocoa powder is the best mixed drink.
Androidpk
11-16-2014, 07:31 PM
I had a Manhattan the other night for the first time and was disappointed. It tasted faintly of bleach.
appleton extra (12 year old Jamaican rum) neat, room temp.....or R.L. Seales 10 (10 year old barbados rum) neat, room temp.
Methais
11-16-2014, 08:44 PM
Beer
1 beer
1 glass
Pour beer into glass
Drink
Repeat until loss of consciousness.
Gelston
11-16-2014, 08:45 PM
Beer
1 beer
1 glass
Pour beer into glass
Drink
Repeat until loss of consciousness.
Just buy bottled. No need to dirty dishes and you can throw them out into the street and hear them break.
Methais
11-16-2014, 08:46 PM
Just buy bottled. No need to dirty dishes and you can throw them out into the street and hear them break.
I considered this too, but with a glass you can drink them a lot faster.
And you can still smash the bottle.
Beer
1 beer
1 glass
Pour beer into glass
Drink
Repeat until loss of consciousness.
Add some OJ and you'll have a Bro-mosa.
subzero
11-17-2014, 12:42 AM
Add some OJ and you'll have a Bro-mosa.
Sounds exactly like the nasty sort of thing someone who'd name it that would drink.
Methais
11-17-2014, 09:04 AM
Add some OJ and you'll have a Bro-mosa.
http://peterschirripa.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/wat-if-i-told-you-wat.jpg
waywardgs
11-17-2014, 09:10 AM
I had a Manhattan the other night for the first time and was disappointed. It tasted faintly of bleach.
Was it a shitty place? Sometimes you can taste the residual soap on the glassware if they aren't washing properly. That can ruin a perfectly good drink.
diethx
11-17-2014, 09:34 AM
Beer
1 beer
1 glass
Pour beer into glass
Drink
Repeat until loss of consciousness.
I agree with all of this, except the losing consciousness part. And pour it fucking correctly because I don't want to have to power through two inches of frothy shit to get to my beer.
Taernath
11-17-2014, 09:38 AM
Add some OJ and you'll have a Bro-mosa.
It's called a Beermosa and it's disgusting.
EasternBrand
11-17-2014, 11:58 AM
This is one I've been making a lot recently, but there's a lot of prep work involved. Once you have the ingredients it's a snap, though.
1.5 oz gin
0.5 oz triple sec
2-3 jalapenos
A few fresh cilantro sprigs
1 cucumber
0.5 oz agave syrup (or simple syrup)
Juice of 1/2 lime
First, slice the jalapenos and infuse them in triple sec for 3-5 hours, or overnight if you really want to dial the spice to 11, but even just a few hours is enough to get a good amount of heat (to clarify, infuse the jalapenos in way more than 0.5 oz of triple sec, maybe like 1/3 to 1/2 of the bottle so you can make more of these without going through this process again). Then strain out the jalapenos and store the infused triple sec in the fridge. Once you have the infused triple sec, in a mixing cup muddle the cilantro sprigs, 2-3 slices of cucumber, and the lime juice. Add the gin, infused triple sec, and agave syrup. Shake with ice, strain through mesh strainer into a martini glass. Garnish with a slice of cucumber on the rim.
Latrinsorm
11-17-2014, 03:44 PM
This is one I've been making a lot recently, but there's a lot of prep work involved. Once you have the ingredients it's a snap, though.
1.5 oz gin
0.5 oz triple sec
2-3 jalapenos
A few fresh cilantro sprigs
1 cucumber
0.5 oz agave syrup (or simple syrup)
Juice of 1/2 lime
First, slice the jalapenos and infuse them in triple sec for 3-5 hours, or overnight if you really want to dial the spice to 11, but even just a few hours is enough to get a good amount of heat (to clarify, infuse the jalapenos in way more than 0.5 oz of triple sec, maybe like 1/3 to 1/2 of the bottle so you can make more of these without going through this process again). Then strain out the jalapenos and store the infused triple sec in the fridge. Once you have the infused triple sec, in a mixing cup muddle the cilantro sprigs, 2-3 slices of cucumber, and the lime juice. Add the gin, infused triple sec, and agave syrup. Shake with ice, strain through mesh strainer into a martini glass. Garnish with a slice of cucumber on the rim.I am glad someone else is on topic and down with spicy drinks, and I salute your dedication but a pinch of taco seasoning is about all the effort I'm willing to put in.
Latrinsorm
11-17-2014, 05:54 PM
Look! It's pretty!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/tactail_zpsc7585d32.jpg
Rucca
11-18-2014, 08:40 AM
Look! It's pretty!
It's very pretty!
Rucca
11-18-2014, 08:45 AM
Here's something for the season and bourbon lovers:
SPICED PUMPKIN BOURBON
• Half a smallish pumpkin, sugar pie pumpkins work best
• 1 tbs whole cloves
• Half a vanilla pod
• 1 l. of Bourbon
Directions for Spiced Pumpkin Bourbon
Cut the pumpkin into medium sized pieces and dry roast in a 375° F degree oven for about 20 - 30 minutes or until soft and lightly caramelized. Place the roasted pumpkin, cinnamon stick, cloves and vanilla in a container with the bourbon. Allow the mixture to ruminate out of direct sunlight for about a week.
Androidpk
11-18-2014, 08:52 AM
Here's something for the season and bourbon lovers:
SPICED PUMPKIN BOURBON
• Half a smallish pumpkin, sugar pie pumpkins work best
• 1 tbs whole cloves
• Half a vanilla pod
• 1 l. of Bourbon
Directions for Spiced Pumpkin Bourbon
Cut the pumpkin into medium sized pieces and dry roast in a 375° F degree oven for about 20 - 30 minutes or until soft and lightly caramelized. Place the roasted pumpkin, cinnamon stick, cloves and vanilla in a container with the bourbon. Allow the mixture to ruminate out of direct sunlight for about a week.
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Latrinsorm
11-18-2014, 01:11 PM
It's very pretty!Thanks! :D
Allow the mixture to ruminate out of direct sunlight for about a week.Someone should start using ruminate to mean "turn into rum". I would but I prefer vodka.
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