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04-10-2004, 11:24 AM
Hey folks, what's up? It's me the Hammer man again. I would just like to express my thanks to Falgrin (owner of the Town Park in Wehnimer's Landing) for appointing me the as the newest janitor as well as employee of the month!

[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shady park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bustling sounds of the square filtering through the passage to the north to animate the area despite its appearance of peace and serenity. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see a small bird, a torn scroll and a vacillating ocean spirit that is flying around.
Also here: Great Lord Benj, Varuka, Falgrin, Vythanious who is kneeling, Gannorlac, Eryx, Lord Dubhdraegan who is sitting, Naisaney, Tibbywindle who is sitting, Lord Chadj, Syrth who is sitting, Caralain
Obvious paths: north, south, west

Speaking to you, Falgrin exclaims, "Hammerrhead, not only are all other janitors fools compared to you, but starting right now you're getting a raise AND promotion!"

You bow to Falgrin.

Falgrin smiles happily.

You da' man Falgrin!


Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

Bobmuhthol
04-10-2004, 11:27 AM
Quit with the fucking font tags.

You suck.

CrystalTears
04-10-2004, 11:51 AM
Hey Bob if the rest of us have to deal and accept with your quirks, learn to accept others as well. Let the guy be. :P

I really need to meet Falgrin.

Latrinsorm
04-10-2004, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Quit with the fucking font tags.

You suck. Jealous? :D

Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-10-2004, 11:56 AM
I'm with Bob, if you use a light scheme you can't read the shit.

Artha
04-10-2004, 11:58 AM
Solution: Be like Artha and use Nickel.

Miss X
04-10-2004, 12:10 PM
:heart: my windows XP silver. Hammerhead, dude if I have to highlight your text to read it I probably won't bother.
Dont be like Artha and use the worst theme EVAR!!!!!!1111

Artha
04-10-2004, 12:12 PM
OMGZ ITS THE BEST THEME IN THE WORLD AND YOU SUCK FOR NOT AGREEING WITH ME, MISS SUX. <----HAHAHAHA.

Miss X
04-10-2004, 12:16 PM
:( h8 Artha.

Artha
04-10-2004, 12:17 PM
pwned.

Bobmuhthol
04-10-2004, 12:20 PM
hahah mos def pwn3d

Galleazzo
04-11-2004, 03:49 AM
I can read it fine.

Besides the fonts and shit are there to use. Don't think they ought to be, the official boards are all one font and color.