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Drew2
04-10-2004, 12:51 AM
Chadj rushes forward at you with his sonic lance and attempts a charge!
[Roll result: -217 (open d100: 33)]
Chadj's charge ends in a comical belly flop as he crashes to the ground.

** As you are hit, Chadj's lance unleashes a blast of sonic energy! **
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow removes your right foot!
You fall screaming to the ground grasping your mangled right leg!
You are stunned for 8 rounds!


WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

MPSorc
04-10-2004, 12:53 AM
funny?

Chadj
04-10-2004, 12:53 AM
I dunno, but I loved it lmfao. I'm glad it didn't crit kill ya... fines suck

Back
04-10-2004, 12:53 AM
Because Tayre is a Tool?

Ardwen
04-10-2004, 12:54 AM
lol he fumbled and near killed ya thats a riot

sonic weapons are so much fun

Shari
04-10-2004, 01:02 AM
No, that's not funny.





That's fucking hilarious.

Chadj
04-10-2004, 01:04 AM
I <3 sonic weapons.

I also <3 Air lore.

:)

Chadj
04-10-2004, 12:57 PM
>cman charge unnamed victim You rush forward at unnamedvictim with your sonic lance and attempt a charge!
[Roll result: -48 (open d100: 74) Penalties: 10]
unnamedvictim deftly avoids the charge.

** As you hit, your sonic lance unleashes a blast of sonic energy! **

... 25 points of damage!

Strong blow to right arm breaks it!
He/She is stunned!
Roundtime: 7 sec.




>You rush forward at unnamedvictim with your sonic lance and attempt a charge!
[Roll result: -70 (open d100: 52) Penalties: 10]
unnamedvictim deftly avoids the charge.

** As you hit, your sonic lance unleashes a blast of sonic energy! **

... 60 points of damage!
Blow to back crushes spinal column.
Talk about no backbone!

* unnamedvictim drops dead at your feet!


Roundtime: 7 sec.
> * Unnamedvictim just bit the dust!


'Err..You say, "Err.."






lol, oops?

Bobmuhthol
04-10-2004, 01:05 PM
Unnamedvictim = Reine.

hahausux

Sean
04-10-2004, 01:05 PM
Keep it up and well see who is laughing out loud when you get popped for mech abuse.


[Edited on 4-10-2004 by Tijay]

Chadj
04-10-2004, 01:49 PM
I tested it.. it doesn't flare every time.

well, it has, but only on negative rolls. I'm trying to test it, but no one is willin to let me :-\

Sean
04-10-2004, 01:53 PM
I think its pretty obvious its not supposed to flare when you totally miss your target.

Chadj
04-10-2004, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by Tijay
I think its pretty obvious its not supposed to flare when you totally miss your target.

Fair enough :)

Galleazzo
04-11-2004, 03:52 AM
What's pretty obvious? That ain't "obvious." It's how you'd do it if you were coding the skill.

Sean
04-11-2004, 04:09 AM
Maybe it's what YOU would do if you were coding the skill.

Solkern
04-11-2004, 04:31 AM
That's pimp shit, when did that start happening flaring when you miss?

Galleazzo
04-11-2004, 11:38 PM
(shrugs) Probably not. But I ain't ruling ahead of the facts. Maybe that's the intent. In fact you don't even know.