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Bobmuhthol
04-09-2004, 08:24 PM
[Script]&gt;prep 402
You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Presence spell...
Your spell is ready.
[Script]&gt;cast
You gesture.
You become aware of everyone near you...
Mogonis (Hidden).
You continue to feel much more aware of your surroundings.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
[Script]&gt;l
[Abandoned Sewer]
The trickle of sludge begins to move a bit faster, as the slope steepens. The small pipes in the walls grow fewer, but no less filthy. You can feel a touch of moving air, perhaps a bit fresher than that which you&#039;ve grown used to breathing. You also see a giant rat.
Obvious exits: east, west
[Script]&gt;
Your senses are no longer as sharp.
[Script]&gt;point mogonis
What were you referring to?
[Script]&gt;prep 402
[Script]&gt;
You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Presence spell...
Your spell is ready.
[Script]&gt;cast
You gesture.
You become aware of everyone near you...
You do not detect any hidden or invisible people.
You continue to feel much more aware of your surroundings.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
[Script]&gt;
A giant rat crawls over a nearby stone, a feral gleam in its eye!
[Script]&gt;search
You don&#039;t find anything of interest here.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
[Script]&gt;
Your senses are no longer as sharp.
[Script]&gt;
A giant rat tries to bite you!
AS: +34 vs DS: +50 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +53 = +71
A clean miss.
[Script]&gt;
A giant rat tries to bite you!
AS: +34 vs DS: +50 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +81 = +99
A clean miss.
[Script]&gt;
YOU SUX - SWING AGAIN.
[Script]&gt;prep 402
You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Presence spell...
Your spell is ready.
[Script]&gt;cast
You gesture.
You become aware of everyone near you...
You do not detect any hidden or invisible people.
You continue to feel much more aware of your surroundings.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
[Script]&gt;l
[Abandoned Sewer]
The trickle of sludge begins to move a bit faster, as the slope steepens. The small pipes in the walls grow fewer, but no less filthy. You can feel a touch of moving air, perhaps a bit fresher than that which you&#039;ve grown used to breathing. You also see a giant rat and a giant rat.
Obvious exits: east, west
[Script]&gt;att
You swing a claidhmore at a giant rat!
AS: +35 vs DS: -5 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +37 = +108
... and hit for 50 points of damage!
Awesome shot collapses a lung!
The giant rat collapses to the ground, emits a final squeal, and dies.
Roundtime: 7 sec.
[Script]&gt;
Your senses are no longer as sharp.
[Script]&gt;
Mogonis leaps from hiding to attack!
Mogonis swings a jagged longsword at you!
AS: +283 vs DS: +50 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +50 = +324
... and hits for 107 points of damage!
Powerful slash leaves you without a left leg!
You fall screaming to the ground grasping your mangled left leg!
The dim aura fades from around you.
The light blue glow leaves you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The powerful look leaves you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!

...departing in 10 mins...
[Script]&gt;
A giant rat tries to bite Mogonis!
Mogonis parries the attack with his longsword!
[Script]&gt;
Mogonis put a jagged longsword in his hooded greatcloak.
[Script]&gt;skin rat
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won&#039;t be long now! (HELP for more details).
[Script]&gt;put pelt in my backpack
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won&#039;t be long now! (HELP for more details).
[Script]&gt;search rat
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won&#039;t be long now! (HELP for more details).
[Script]&gt;
Mogonis says, &quot;That&#039;s for being a schmuck.&quot;
[Script]&gt;
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
[Script]&gt;&#039;I&#039;m sorry for hunting...
You say, &quot;I&#039;m sorry for hunting...&quot;
[Script]&gt;
A giant rat gnaws at your lifeless corpse!
[Script]&gt;
The voice of Mogonis says, &quot;It&#039;s your name.&quot;
[Script]&gt;
A giant rat decays into a pile of mangy hair and bone.
[Script]&gt;
The voice of Mogonis says, &quot;Change it or face the repercussions.&quot;
[Script]&gt;&#039;No, thanks.
l
You say, &quot;No, thanks.&quot;
[Script]&gt;[Abandoned Sewer]
The trickle of sludge begins to move a bit faster, as the slope steepens. The small pipes in the walls grow fewer, but no less filthy. You can feel a touch of moving air, perhaps a bit fresher than that which you&#039;ve grown used to breathing. You also see a giant rat.
Obvious exits: east, west
[Script]&gt;
A giant rat sniffs the air anxiously.

A giant rat glances around, sure it has missed something...

[Script]&gt;
The voice of Mogonis says, &quot;Suit yourself.&quot;
[Script]&gt;&#039;I will.
You say, &quot;I will.&quot;
[Script]&gt;&#039;Have a good time being retarded.
[Script]&gt;
You say, &quot;Have a good time being retarded.&quot;
[Script]&gt;
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
[Script]&gt;

04-09-2004, 08:27 PM
bob=warcliadhm

Artha
04-09-2004, 08:29 PM
We know...he&#039;s said it at least once.

Bobmuhthol
04-09-2004, 08:30 PM
Oh, and he left the game right after he killed me.

I smell a surprise claidhmore to the face from Bobmuhthol. Fight OOC with OOC.

Sean
04-09-2004, 08:30 PM
You don&#039;t get arrested for killing people in rats?

HarmNone
04-09-2004, 08:36 PM
Umm, what does the title of this thread have to do with the subject? Hmmm?

HarmNone, scratching her head

Bobmuhthol
04-09-2004, 08:42 PM
&lt;&lt;You don&#039;t get arrested for killing people in rats?&gt;&gt;

Apparently not. I&#039;ll wait until Warcliadhm is old enough to ward him if I have to. This is fucking dumb.

&lt;&lt;Umm, what does the title of this thread have to do with the subject? Hmmm?&gt;&gt;

He totally &lt;3 cock.

HarmNone
04-09-2004, 08:43 PM
But, how is that arguable &quot;fact&quot; in any way related to the fact that he is a jackass, Bob?

HarmNone does not see the relationship

04-09-2004, 08:46 PM
your to old to understand harmnone.

J-Tech
04-09-2004, 08:48 PM
I do, he must be a cock lover for killing bob&#039;s wannabe warclaidhm charecter, most likely cause he thought it was the real Warclaidhm...

J.T.

[Edited on 4-10-2004 by J-Tech]

HarmNone
04-09-2004, 08:49 PM
You are not too old to get bitch-slapped, Edine! :D

HarmNone, fetching the whomper

Weedmage Princess
04-09-2004, 08:58 PM
The mental image of HN pimp-slapping Edine is killing me right now :lol:

Hulkein
04-09-2004, 09:00 PM
He was probably friends with Warclaidhm, J-tech. Why else would he tell him to change his name?

Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-09-2004, 09:00 PM
Yo Bob, why aren&#039;t ya on PSINET?

Artha
04-09-2004, 09:03 PM
It&#039;s broken for Warcliadhm. I think even PsiNet didn&#039;t like him.

Bobmuhthol
04-09-2004, 09:16 PM
Heh, yeah, for some reason AutoSGE and PsiNet don&#039;t recognize that Warcliadhm exists.

I&#039;m about to restart my computer to see if that helps.

J-Tech
04-09-2004, 09:22 PM
I didnt notice he said changes his name. Heh.

J.T.

Bobmuhthol
04-09-2004, 09:25 PM
Okay, so I won&#039;t be on PsiNet ever because I rerolled the character and PsiNet doesn&#039;t recognize that.

Apparently, it will only work if the entire character/character slot is deleted and a new one replaces it. Time to punch Jamus.

Hulkein
04-09-2004, 10:05 PM
Do you still have Bobmuhthol?

Bobmuhthol
04-09-2004, 10:06 PM
Of course I do.

Galleazzo
04-10-2004, 12:03 AM
Damn. And here I was hopin&#039;.

Chadj
04-10-2004, 12:26 AM
yeah, mogonis sucks

He was swearin in the park, and I asked him to stop, and he said no, so i put him to sleep. He hid, and stalked me, but I didn&#039;t really care. I need to make a trip to Solhaven, so while im on my way, the dumbass attacks me, and completely misses.. and at the time, he had 15 trains up on me. Long story short, he got pwned.

a little more on topic, not only does he &lt;3 cock, he sucks at life

longshot
04-10-2004, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by The Edine
your to old to understand harmnone.

I didn&#039;t know it was possible to make so many mistakes in a six word sentence.

1. Capital letter for the first word of the sentence.

2. Using the wrong &quot;your&quot;. The word you are looking for is the contraction for &quot;you are&quot;, which is &quot;you&#039;re&quot;.

3. The &quot;to&quot; is also wrong. It should be &quot;too&quot;.

4. There should be a comma after understand. The sentence, as written now, sounds like you are addressing someone else, and that Harmnone is difficult to understand.

5. The name &quot;harmnone&quot; should be capitalized.

Harmnone had a point.

I have one too.

You are an incredibly stupid person. There is not a single person on these boards who disagrees with this.

Not one.

Scott
04-10-2004, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by longshot

You are an incredibly stupid person. There is not a single person on these boards who disagrees with this.

Not one.

I&#039;m sure there is 1 or 2.

Hulkein
04-10-2004, 02:18 AM
1- Are, not is.

2- Numbers under 10 are supposed to be written out.



Just fuckin with ya :D

Edited to add - Bob the human encyclopedia has informed me that the authentic English rule for writing numbers is anything three words or below. I&#039;ve just been told as a generic rule, write out anything under ten. Either way it&#039;s a joke, ask Skirmisher, I&#039;m on a roll tonite.

[Edited on 4-10-2004 by Hulkein]

HarmNone
04-10-2004, 02:28 AM
Hah! I am also on a roll, and will unsheath the Great Whomper of Bobness on all of you widgets who insist on correcting everybody else&#039;s spelling and grammar! The Great Whomper of Bobness is nothing to be sneezed at, believe me! :D

HarmNone, knows she left that particular whomper somewhere close by.......

Scott
04-10-2004, 02:36 AM
&lt;&lt;1- Are, not is.&gt;&gt;

Not really. &quot; Is&quot; would be acceptable as the following word to &quot;is&quot; would be singular.

2- Numbers under 10 are supposed to be written out.

Not really. Formal writing would require that, however message boards, memos, or notes don&#039;t qualify as formal writing.

I never claim to be an English professor. I don&#039;t really care about proper spelling/grammar on a message board. However, simple concepts should apply, especially from someone who is over the age of 10.

Hulkein
04-10-2004, 02:44 AM
:thumbsup:

FinisWolf
04-10-2004, 05:42 AM
Damn, English 101, and its the damn weekend, cut it out!

:thumbsdown:

Finiswolf

MPSorc
04-10-2004, 05:48 AM
[quote]Originally posted by FinisWolf
Damn, English 101, and its the damn weekend, cut it out!

it&#039;s


he he he

04-10-2004, 08:40 AM
wow longshot from now on i will be sure not to use any punkuashon just for you

and i was just messing with harmnone she cought the joke seems things go over you&#039;re head

[Edited on 4-10-2004 by The Edine]

04-10-2004, 08:46 AM
Why is it you have nothing better to do than follow me from thread to thread and tell me that you thing I am stupid?

I mean your only post for the entire day was to insult me. It also happens to be the case more often than not.

Obsess much?

longshot
04-10-2004, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by The Edine
Why is it you have nothing better to do than follow me from thread to thread and tell me that you thing I am stupid?

I mean your only post for the entire day was to insult me. It also happens to be the case more often than not.

Obsess much?

You post in almost every thread, so there&#039;s no &quot;following&quot; as you would like to think.

You need to come to the realization that you are not intelligent, and then hopefully you will not post so much bullshit.

I speak for almost everyone here when I say that you are a stupid person. It has nothing to do with you liking Bush. It has everything to do with you pouring pure unadulterated shit out of your mouth every time you post.

Even worse, when you are proven wrong, you continue arguing.

You notice nobody here said that you weren&#039;t retarded? There&#039;s a reason for that.

People might share your political views, but there isn&#039;t a person here who doesn&#039;t see you as dumb.

You are like Strayrogue on a bad day, minus the spellcheck of course.

It&#039;s time that you accept your own limitations.

You are a stupid person.

longshot
04-10-2004, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by HarmNone
Hah! I am also on a roll, and will unsheath the Great Whomper of Bobness on all of you widgets who insist on correcting everybody else&#039;s spelling and grammar! The Great Whomper of Bobness is nothing to be sneezed at, believe me! :D

HarmNone, knows she left that particular whomper somewhere close by.......

My apologies. I just thought five screw ups in six words should not pass without some sort of congratulations.

My bad.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-10-2004, 01:55 PM
Dang, YOU GOT GOTH SERVED!

word.

Fengus
04-10-2004, 02:09 PM
So who is this warclaid guy anyway, did he rape someones first born or something?

HarmNone
04-10-2004, 02:10 PM
Heh. No problem, really, Longshot. However, I have often wondered if we do not need a special thread for those who would like to teach English to those who would NOT like to learn. :D

Seriously, though...some people have an excellent ability to use written language. Others are just not as good at it. Pointing out their errors publicly does not bring about an improvement.

Since this is a forum in which views are exchanged, opinions are going to be expressed. To me, it is more productive to debate these varying views than to point out errors in grammar and spelling. The former leads to discussion and the possiblity for all sides to learn something. The latter, usually, leads nowhere.

HarmNone, who could correct grammar and spelling, too...but does not find it productive to do so :)

Trinitis
04-10-2004, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by longshot

Originally posted by The Edine
Why is it you have nothing better to do than follow me from thread to thread and tell me that you thing I am stupid?

I mean your only post for the entire day was to insult me. It also happens to be the case more often than not.

Obsess much?

You post in almost every thread, so there&#039;s no &quot;following&quot; as you would like to think.

You need to come to the realization that you are not intelligent, and then hopefully you will not post so much bullshit.

I speak for almost everyone here when I say that you are a stupid person. It has nothing to do with you liking Bush. It has everything to do with you pouring pure unadulterated shit out of your mouth every time you post.

Even worse, when you are proven wrong, you continue arguing.

You notice nobody here said that you weren&#039;t retarded? There&#039;s a reason for that.

People might share your political views, but there isn&#039;t a person here who doesn&#039;t see you as dumb.

You are like Strayrogue on a bad day, minus the spellcheck of course.

It&#039;s time that you accept your own limitations.

You are a stupid person.

Just because no one comes screaming out to inform you that not everyone thinks he is stupid is not a very good base of an argument. I find Edine to be a quite enjoyable person, I just don&#039;t feel the need to come out screaming every time someone starts talking shit about him.

1. He is a grown man and can take care of himself.

2. The petty argument shit on these boards are not worth my time.

3. I&#039;d rather be laughing and having a good time then reading people constantly hounding on others.

[Edited on 4-10-2004 by LordAdredrin]

Iriscience
04-10-2004, 02:15 PM
speeling is for losers

Miss X
04-10-2004, 02:30 PM
Ah Adredrin, you took the words right out of my mouth, so to speak! :)

04-10-2004, 02:45 PM
I’m sorry Longshot; I don’t need people to defend me.
You no doubt would be surprised at how many people here are friends and perhaps think differently than you do.

You have yet again made another thread about me that was not intended to be.

You are free to judge my intelligence on what I post here, but the constant harassment that you seem to enjoy of me is starting to get old. I don’t run around saying that I am smarter than you, or like Klaive that I have a 256 IQ. I know my abilities and what I am capable of, and unlike you, I don’t feel the need to insult others about their intelligence and\or other things in relation to their personal lives.

Bobmuhthol
04-10-2004, 02:47 PM
You&#039;ve got an error in the first three words.

btw Mogonis &lt;3 cock.

04-10-2004, 02:59 PM
It is grammatically correct.

Bobmuhthol
04-10-2004, 03:01 PM
Please stfu. You need a comma before Longshot. It should read: I&#039;m sorry, Longshot; ...

Now stfu. Mogonis &lt;3 cock.

HarmNone
04-10-2004, 03:06 PM
Okay, that is enough. I have tried to point out why it is not productive to correct other people&#039;s errors in grammar, spelling and punctuation. I have tried to do it nicely. I have repeatedly asked some of you to STOP doing this. I could turn it around on you in a heartbeat!

Constantly correcting others does not show how smart you are. It just shows how insecure you are. Now, STOP IT!

HarmNone is through talking about this

Drew2
04-10-2004, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Gemstone101
&lt;&lt;1- Are, not is.&gt;&gt;

Not really. &quot; Is&quot; would be acceptable as the following word to &quot;is&quot; would be singular.

Actually Hulkien is right.

I&#039;m sure there is 1 or 2 (people).

There is people. :thumbsdown:
There are people. :thumbsup:

&quot;There are&quot;, the verb, is indirectly referring to &#039;people&#039; which is a plural noun.



PS - Edine isn&#039;t dumb.

PPS - There is nothing wrong with &lt;3&#039;ing cock.

04-10-2004, 03:10 PM
The comma is not needed, there is no intended pause there.

Bobmuhthol
04-10-2004, 03:10 PM
*punches Tayre in the face.*

*points at HarmNone&#039;s posts.*

Bitch.

Bobmuhthol
04-10-2004, 03:11 PM
&lt;&lt;The comma is not needed, there is no intended pause there.&gt;&gt;

*punches Edine in the face.*

*points at HarmNone&#039;s posts.*

Bitch.

HarmNone
04-10-2004, 03:11 PM
Okay. Any more posts made by would-be English teachers will be deleted. I will not bother to U2U. I have asked. It is up to you.

HarmNone

longshot
04-10-2004, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by LordAdredrin


Just because no one comes screaming out to inform you that not everyone thinks he is stupid is not a very good base of an argument. I find Edine to be a quite enjoyable person, I just don&#039;t feel the need to come out screaming every time someone starts talking shit about him.

1. He is a grown man and can take care of himself.

2. The petty argument shit on these boards are not worth my time.

3. I&#039;d rather be laughing and having a good time then reading people constantly hounding on others.

[Edited on 4-10-2004 by LordAdredrin]

I understand what you are saying, and you make a good point.

Please remember that the last two points apply to much of what Edine posts as well.

It&#039;s 4 AM, and I&#039;m not sober.

Edine, sorry for being petty.

I was more mean than funny, and that&#039;s not a good thing.

HarmNone
04-10-2004, 03:28 PM
Longshot, thank you. You are really quite a guy! :)

HarmNone is impressed

04-10-2004, 03:29 PM
ok longshot

Bobmuhthol
04-10-2004, 03:29 PM
&lt;&lt;It&#039;s 4 AM, and I&#039;m not sober.&gt;&gt;

I&#039;m impressed, too.

Way to be.

Mogonis &lt;3 cock.

Galleazzo
04-11-2004, 04:00 AM
Originally posted by longshot
You are like Strayrogue on a bad day, minus the spellcheck of course.
Hey, ya know, where DID Straybrains get to? He posted a couple times after his ban got lifted, and then he just up and vanished.

Dayam. I&#039;m just so sad over it.

:lol: