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Trinitis
04-10-2004, 01:35 AM
Dono why, he thought it was great..


You bash at the mithril chest with your jagged-edged claidhmore.
Splinters fly as you hit it for 15 points of damage!
Roundtime: 4 sec.
Uh oh! You hear what sounds like a vial being shattered from inside the lock mechanism. You jump back from the chest as a cloud of billowing red begins to pour from its seams engulfing you and covering you with globs of fiery goo!

>fall
You fall to the ground screaming in agony!
>roll
You flail about on the ground in an attempt to extinguish the flames!

You fail to put out the flames.
Roundtime: 4 sec.
>roll
...wait 4 seconds.
>roll
...wait 3 seconds.
>
The flames engulfing you flare up and sear your skin!

... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char abdomen a crispy black.
You are stunned for 1 round!
>roll
You are still stunned.
>roll
You are still stunned.
>roll
You are still stunned.
>roll
You are still stunned.
>roll
You are still stunned.
>roll
>roll
You flail about on the ground in an attempt to extinguish the flames!

You fail to put out the flames.
Roundtime: 4 sec.
>
...wait 4 seconds.
>roll
...wait 4 seconds.
>
The flames engulfing you flare up and sear your skin!

... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char abdomen a crispy black.
You are stunned for 1 round!
>roll
You are still stunned.
>roll
You are still stunned.
>roll
You are still stunned.
>roll
You are still stunned.
>roll
roll
You are still stunned.
You are still stunned.
>roll
You are still stunned.
>roll
You are still stunned.
>roll
You flail about on the ground in an attempt to extinguish the flames!

You fail to put out the flames.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>roll
...wait 4 seconds.
>
The flames surrounding Arinvar flicker and die out.
>roll
...wait 2 seconds.
>roll
...wait 2 seconds.
>pant
You pant.
>stand
You stand back up.

Sean
04-10-2004, 01:37 AM
Maybe he just thought it was funny to laugh at the thought of someone being stupid. Apparently Arinvar needs to check for traps more often.

Trinitis
04-10-2004, 01:39 AM
He is a moronic Barbarian with little to no brain..thats HOW he checks for traps. Sheesh. ;) :P

On the plus side, empaths LOVE his tips..just ask around mule :P

[Edited on 4-10-2004 by LordAdredrin]

Mint
04-10-2004, 04:34 AM
Does that rolling and flailing ever actually work to put the flames out? If so how does the game determine your success I wonder. Hidden roll or something?

FinisWolf
04-10-2004, 06:37 AM
Yes it does work..., occasionally. And yes, I believe its a hidden roll.

Finiswolf