Girls are insane, what would you have done?

[Knights Templar]

Ok, last night was the most screwed up night ever...

I recently broke up with my girlfriend of two years, and I met this chick. This new girl, Jenna, is friends with my best friend's ex girlfriend, and when I came over last night they tried to get me to have a threesome with them. Now, these aren't ugly girls. Both of these chicks are very very hot, 10's all the way. I couldn't do it though, I couldn't go behind my best friend's back. The thing is though, I like Jenna a lot. So I turned them down, and I told my best buddy what happened... So he calls her, she denies it. So then he thinks I am lying, then she is all mad at me for being honest with him. Damn me for having a conscience.

[peam]

YOU BLEW IT.

[Solkern]

COME TO COLORADO SO I CAN SLAP YOU SO HARD JENNA AND YOUR BEST FRIEND WILL FEEL IT!

[Faent]

Boulder here, Solkern.

-Scott

Seriously, you are the stupidest motherfucker ever. I agree with solkern. <cry>

[Ravenstorm]

You did the right thing. Good job.

Raven

[Solkern]

whoa, i'm in boulder too! well I don't live there, but all my friends do, and i'm there like everyday, BUt right now i'm in california (not colorado) heh, visiting my fiancees family, i'll be back sunday tho!

[Edited on 4-9-2004 by Solkern]

[Edited on 4-9-2004 by Solkern]

[Artha]

Dude, it was his ex. She's fair game now.

You = sux0r.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Bro's before hoes.

Ignore Ranger and Solkern!

[Solkern]

Oh, Marissa says she wants to kick you, for missing that chance.

Exactly, Bros before hoes. If your bro put HIS bros before hoes he wouldn't care that you tagged his ex.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Erm, i retract my statement, missed the ex part. You should have fed them your tubesteak!

[Solkern]

Fuck yeah, you gotta think this "bros before hoes" out
I agree with ranger.

[Knights Templar]

I don't know... Btw, it's not Jenna that is mad at me. It's Travis's ex gf that is. Plus... I broke up with my girlfriend the day before this all happened. I hadn't been with anyone else in two years, it was uncomfortable. Plus, trav isn't just my best friend he is my cousin. He is my blood, and I know he still loves that chick. Thats another reason I couldn't do it. He has been my best buddy forever, and I trust my life with him so I'd have expected him to do the same.

[Sean]

Not only that but he put "the hoe" infront of "the bro" in his decision of who to believe. I'll go along with you missed your chance.

[AnticorRifling]

I'd turn them down, go do some roids, do some modeling, then go chill with Snoop.

But that's just me.

Thecla923 [12:52 PM]: with me and my boys, its like: If you can fuck my girlfriend, more power to you, here lemme shake your hand.
Mooshoo16 [12:52 PM]: ROFL
Mooshoo16 [12:52 PM]: that's wrong
Thecla923 [12:52 PM]: how so? If shes giving up the ass i'd rather have it be one of my boys
Mooshoo16 [12:53 PM]: interesting take on it
Mooshoo16 [12:53 PM]: but, then again, maybe it's because we like different kinds of girls, i just can't look at like that
Thecla923 [12:53 PM]: You mean, you look for different thigns in an relationship

Thecla923 [12:55 PM]: I mean, If your girl is gonna cheat shes gonna cheat, wouldn't you rather know about it and act accordingly then have it go on bnehind your back until your like married with kids

[Parkbandit]

I agree with your 'best buddy'.

I think you are lying too.

PS-If you are not lying.. you are the dumbest guy I have ever met.. so either way.. you suck.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Artha
Dude, it was his ex. She's fair game now.

You = sux0r.

^^What Artha said, exactly.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
I'd turn them down, go do some roids, do some modeling, then go chill with Snoop.

But that's just me.

Don't forget practice football and bang a real hot girl.

Stop doing things so half - assed Anticor. Criminy.

[Knights Templar]

I am not lying, and I guess I am the dumbest guy ever. I was just trying to be loyal to my own blood and friend. You guys would think I'm even dumber for not hitting it if you saw pictures of these two. They were both shocked that I turned them down.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Did they consul each other after you turned them down?

[Knights Templar]

No, what was even more screwed up... Jenna was like in love-land with me, because she thinks I couldn't go through with it b/c I wanted to be with only her. Thats true though, that was part of it... I really like Jenna, and I can't just have un-attached sex. I need the love, I know that sounds pussy. However, my cousin's ex was fucking pissed.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Even I, on my moral high horse, think you should have layed the pipe now.

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
I'd turn them down, go do some roids, do some modeling, then go chill with Snoop.

But that's just me.


ROFL!! Anticor wins!

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Pussy.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Knights Templar
I don't know... Btw, it's not Jenna that is mad at me. It's Travis's ex gf that is. Plus... I broke up with my girlfriend the day before this all happened. I hadn't been with anyone else in two years, it was uncomfortable. Plus, trav isn't just my best friend he is my cousin. He is my blood, and I know he still loves that chick. Thats another reason I couldn't do it. He has been my best buddy forever, and I trust my life with him so I'd have expected him to do the same.

Rather than assume you are talking out your ass, I am going to assume you are telling the truth.

You did the right thing, hon. The RIGHT thing is what is right for YOU, not for others. If you know that your cousin still cares for this girl, then you know it would have hurt him for you to have done this. Your decision not to do so was honorable.

Where you made your mistake was in telling your cousin what happened. It did not benefit him in any way to know this. It only hurt him. His ex-girlfriend is pissed off at you because you outed her for what she appears to be...a two-bit ho!

HarmNone

[Solkern]

Are you in colorado yet so i can slap your ass?

[Souzy]

Oh God, mention a 3 some and guys go all crazy. You know what? Big mistake trying to tell your friend about it, I have a rule, it's to never get into my friends relationships or past ones. Cos it always turns on you.

Good move though, I wouldn't have wanted something my friends tapped. Sloppy seconds, yuck. But, three some...lets see if that happens again for you.

[DeV]

You turned down a threesome with two beautiful women, not to mention the fact that your single and would have no regrets either way. :no: You missed out, Big Time. I know its your cousin and all, but that relationship was over, right?

Having two women pleasure you at once: Priceless

[Lord Deprav]

Originally posted by peam
YOU BLEW IT.

Actually he didn't.

Dude, you suck for not having a threesome. These girls obviously are hot with no morals. Take advantages of the little things...Your friend will be mad for a week, but at least then he will dump her. And you my friend, yes you, will be happy.

Deprav

[Solkern]

damnit, hurry up and get to colorado!

[Ambrosia]

This is the same guy that like 2 weeks ago said fuck all the girls you can while you're young. Do you have multiple personalities?

Good job not having a threesome with them, bad job telling your cousin. If you're going to have a threesome, don't do it with your boys ex, that just makes shit complicated.

[Knights Templar]

Hey, when I said that guys should hook up with as many girls as they can when they are young I was being an ass. Guys should, I guess. I just... can't. I thought I could have no string sex, but I just can't do it. I need to feel the love, heh.

You have surpassed being a pussy and have now earned the coveted title of "Klaive"

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Klave.

[Satira]

I'm just glad to see that there is a decent guy around, Knights. Yes that's a huge chance to be presented with, but I take comfort in knowing a man exists that can turn down a threesome, for whatever reasons.

I don't think it makes you less of a man. Generally I consider guys who are running around trying to fuck everything that walks the ones who have a weak constitution. You have balls.

There is a distinct difference between going out and TRYING To fuck everything that walks and turning down a golden opprutunity that comes your way.

[Snapp]

I can't say I would have turned down the option if it were two hot guys offering, but I can respect your decision to turn it down (if it did happen that is). Who cares? Why beat yourself up over it now?

[Satira]

I just think it showed a lot of willpower, that's all.

Even though it was a golden opportunity.

[longshot]

Originally posted by HarmNone


Rather than assume you are talking out your ass, I am going to assume you are telling the truth.

You did the right thing, hon. The RIGHT thing is what is right for YOU, not for others. If you know that your cousin still cares for this girl, then you know it would have hurt him for you to have done this. Your decision not to do so was honorable.

Where you made your mistake was in telling your cousin what happened. It did not benefit him in any way to know this. It only hurt him. His ex-girlfriend is pissed off at you because you outed her for what she appears to be...a two-bit ho!

HarmNone

Exactly. The terrible mistake you made should have been having the threesome.

Instead you told your cousin.

I wonder which mistake would have felt better?:?:

You got your mistakes backwards!

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Ambrosia
This is the same guy that like 2 weeks ago said fuck all the girls you can while you're young. Do you have multiple personalities?

Good job not having a threesome with them, bad job telling your cousin. If you're going to have a threesome, don't do it with your boys ex, that just makes shit complicated.
Yeah, I agree with Ambrosia in every part. Dude, what were you thinking? You figured that your cousin would thank you for saying "Hey, bro, I know you're still in love with her, but your ex and Jenna wanted to both do me last night, she must be a real ho, huh?"

Other than that, why make excuses? If you didn't feel like it, you didn't feel like it. It's something that pisses me off, actually, that a man passing up sex for just about any reason is called a shithead unless the woman's a total pig.

We're men, not fucking animals.

[Knights Templar]

I looked at it like this when I told him...

If my ex girlfriend had tried that on him, I'd have wanted him to tell me. So I went by the golden rule, treat others as you want to be treated. It's all about karma y'know.

Anyways, as an update... That bitch ex gf of his is fucking nut. He confronted her about it, and she denied it and put up a whole crying act and then she fucked him so he'd forget about the whole thing.

Moral of the story: Don't mess with cokey bitches.

[Xcalibur]

Question:

Is he Sean, aka pudgee or not?

[Miss X]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
Yeah, I agree with Ambrosia in every part. Dude, what were you thinking? You figured that your cousin would thank you for saying "Hey, bro, I know you're still in love with her, but your ex and Jenna wanted to both do me last night, she must be a real ho, huh?"

Other than that, why make excuses? If you didn't feel like it, you didn't feel like it. It's something that pisses me off, actually, that a man passing up sex for just about any reason is called a shithead unless the woman's a total pig.

We're men, not fucking animals.

wow, :heart:
Refreshing attitude, I like it! ;)

[Caiylania]

Ditto Miss X.

Galleazzo, very cool man :)

[Myshel]

At the end of the day you have to live with yourself. You thought it was morally wrong to sleep with someone that was loved by your best friend. You did the right thing, always go with your instincts.

One of my cooks told me his story awhile back and I thought it fits here. He was madly in love with a girl, that every one told him was a ho. He didn't care and wanted to marry her. He went on a trip and while he was gone she slept with most of his friends. When he found out he went around and shook hands with every guy that slept with her and said thank you. He dumped her and told me that he KNEW his friends were ho's but he didn't believe it of his gf. He was thankful they did her.

SEE. I told you Edaarin. Hahaha u sux cocks

[Galleazzo]

Thanks, ladies, but ya know something? It's SAD that's something cool. A lot of bad things happen because guys think they have to stick it in anything that moves or something's wrong with them. And they get it from the gals too. Think about it some. Maybe you heard it from someone or it happened to you, but someone you know threw herself at some guy. Everyone knows he isn't married (or maybe he is but his lady isn't around) and he ain't a Bible thumper and the gal was willing and let him know it, and he turned her down, and she's a good looker too.

Now what's the first thing in the back of your head?

Not that he might be saving it for marriage. Not that he doesn't sleep around on the first date, or he wants to love a lady first, or he isn't in the mood.

It's "He isn't really gay, is he?" You kinda assume something GOT to be wrong with him.

And that's what the guys get all the time from all sides -- you don't score any time you can, you're not a real man. What, are you queer?

[Meos]

Dude, two girls you know... It'd be like having two girl friends. enough said.