Things I have never done.

[Delias]

Never fucked anyone over 5'6". I'd like to fuck a tall girl, standing up, just for the experience.

Share your regrets with me, because I am bored and feeling a bit depressed.

[Back]

I’ve never visited the International Space Station. I guess.

[Delias]

I’ve never visited the International Space Station. I guess.

Could you have conceivably have done so?

[Back]

Could you have conceivably have done so?

I think so. I would hope so. At least... there is no one who said I could not?

[Delias]

Well, I'm counting it, because you are the only one responding.

[Back]

I’ve never been to the bottom of the ocean and I don’t really want to go there.

Not down with the whole pressure thing.

[DCSL]

Never fucked anyone over 5'6". I'd like to fuck a tall girl, standing up, just for the experience.

Share your regrets with me, because I am bored and feeling a bit depressed.

Girl Rada is ready and waiting in NYC for you, my friend. Don't let regret eat you alive.

Seriously, though, I wish I had fucked more of the people that I had the opportunity to. What was I thinking?

I never went to Columbia. I should have fought harder, scraped the money together somehow, bullied and cajoled and schmoozed my ass off. I can't even imagine the different path my life would have taken had I been able to go.

[Delias]

I’ve never been to the bottom of the ocean and I don’t really want to go there.

Not down with the whole pressure thing.

Disqualified.

[iJin]

I regret opening this thread and instantly being depressed. God... Damn it...I mean it!

[Methais]

I've never ridden on a dinosaur.

[Delias]

I regret opening this thread and instantly being depressed. God... Damn it...I mean it!

Sorry. I get massively bored at work and pointless threads are a way to keep myself busy for an extra minute and a half.

[Drisco]

I've never went on a roller coaster. I lived in Florida for about 12 years went to about a dozen amusement parks and I never had the nerve to do it. I'm going to do it my next opportunity.

[Sean of the Thread]

I've never went on a roller coaster. I lived in Florida for about 12 years went to about a dozen amusement parks and I never had the nerve to do it. I'm going to do it my next opportunity.



This past week we went to a park up on lake Ontario and I rode EVERY FUCKING RIDE that I've always avoided. And it wasn't bad at all.

I did this because my youngest daughter had just reached 48" finally and she's been scared shitless of rides forever. I had to sack up and do eeet to show her.


My regret is not going career military :(

[Drisco]

This past week we went to a park up on lake Ontario and I rode EVERY FUCKING RIDE that I've always avoided. And it wasn't bad at all.

I did this because my youngest daughter had just reached 48" finally and she's been scared shitless of rides forever. I had to sack up and do eeet to show her.


My regret is not going career military :(

I'm doing it man. I'm going to go to Islands of Adventure and ride the fuck out of the hulk and twin dragons.

[Rinualdo]

Not ignoring IW sooner

[Cephalopod]

Please clarify. Is this 'Things I have not done' or 'Things I regret' or 'Things I regret I have not done'?

[AnticorRifling]

Jumped out of a plane. It's still on the list and will happen.

[Cephalopod]

http://i.imgur.com/Af2Vk.jpg

I crossed #63 off my list, but I'm still working on the rest of the collection.

[Sean of the Thread]

What number is bumpy carrot?

[Cephalopod]

What number is bumpy carrot?

#79, it's on there. Get with the program.

[Sean of the Thread]

Condyl = HPV?

I'm a std noob I guess.

I had crabs once in highschool if that counts.

[AnticorRifling]

Condyl = HPV?

I'm a std noob I guess.

I had crabs once in highschool if that counts. That's what you get for fucking in the dumpster behind Red Lobster.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Visited every single continent.

Looking back, I've done a lot of awesome stuff, like jumped naked on a trampoline.

[AnticorRifling]

Naked on a trampoline, check.

Naked off a roof into a pool, check.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I've never had sex on an airplane. I know it's illegal but I have to join the mile high club before I die.

After that, the new frontier will be threesome on an airplane.

[AnticorRifling]

I'll have to wait for that new frontier, but I'm a card carrying member of the MHC.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'll have to wait for that new frontier, but I'm a card carrying member of the MHC.

How did you do it???

My plan involves pretending to be pregnant and having "morning sickness*", getting the stewardesses to be sympathetic and then having my "husband**" follow me into the bathroom to "make sure I'm all right***".

* horny and ready to join the mile high club
** guy that I want to ride like a pony
*** experience firsthand just how flexible I am

[AnticorRifling]

Red Eye Flight.

[Bobmuhthol]

In the spirit of the original post, I have never fucked anyone over 5'7".

[AnticorRifling]

I've capped at 5'.

[g++]

eaten a pear

[Keller]

Jumped out of a plane. It's still on the list and will happen.

My dad was a paratrooper and has friends in central Indiana that run jump schools.

I've gone a couple of times.

Let me know if you want me to hook you up.

[CrystalTears]

Selma Hayek and/or Eric Northman (the vampire).

[Keller]

In the spirit of the original post, I have never fucked anyone over 5'7".

I've never had intercourse with anyone under 5'7".

[CrystalTears]

I've never had intercourse with anyone under 5'7".

Me neither. :D

[WRoss]

Hiked the Appalachian Trail
Owned an anteater
Gotten away with murder

[WRoss]

Selma Hayek and/or Eric Northman (the vampire).

So you haven't had sex with the character, what about the actor?

[thefarmer]

Omakase at Morimoto's

[CrystalTears]

So you haven't had sex with the character, what about the actor?
I'd take him too.

[Ryvicke]

eaten a pear

ahhahahahahhahahahha fucking Charlie.


Selma Hayek and/or Eric Northman (the vampire).

The children of this pairing would be latin/viking gods.

[AnticorRifling]

My dad was a paratrooper and has friends in central Indiana that run jump schools.

I've gone a couple of times.

Let me know if you want me to hook you up. Yeah that would be awesome. Hell I might have to name my next sandwich of caloric death after you.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Red Eye Flight.

Was the flight empty then except for you guys? Where were the flight attendants? Did you even try to hide what you were doing?

I have so many questions.

[AnticorRifling]

Was the flight empty then except for you guys? Where were the flight attendants? Did you even try to hide what you were doing?

I have so many questions.

Few other passengers, they were sleeping. Flight attendant (one) who didn't give a fuck. We didn't try and hide what we were doing.

[Parkbandit]

Jumped out of a plane. It's still on the list and will happen.

I've done this twice and was thinking about a third time...

Then a friend of my brother in law went for the first time. He did the tandem with his instructor and as the popped their chute, it got tangled up and the instructor had to cut it off them before deploying the reserve chute.

Yea... I'm done with skydiving.

[Parkbandit]

Does a blowjob count as a member of the MHC?

Red-eye flights are awesome.

[Cephalopod]

Does a blowjob count as a member of the MHC?

Red-eye flights are awesome.

So that's how you knew Steven Slater was fruity.

[Parkbandit]

So that's how you knew Steven Slater was fruity.

Sorry... gay sex was never on my wish list.. much like sex with a woman isn't on yours.

[Parkbandit]

Visited every single continent.



I think my list is pretty much down to this... not specifically to visit every continent, but more like to visit specific areas. Hawaii, Greece, Ireland, etc... are all on my list.

[Drisco]

Sorry... gay sex was never on my wish list.. much like sex with a woman isn't on yours.

Unfortunately I've only had sex with women. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great sex.

[Fallen]

Getting stationed in Antartica.

[DCSL]

I never took any not-required art classes. I really wish I had.

[WRoss]

Getting stationed in Antartica.

Been stationed in Greenland yet?

[Abilene]

Never fucked anyone over 5'6". I'd like to fuck a tall girl, standing up, just for the experience.

Share your regrets with me, because I am bored and feeling a bit depressed.

Are you tall enough to pull this off? Not as easy as you might think.


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Never read some classic books I really wished I would read. I know, I'm lame.
(1984, To Kill a Mockingbird,etc..)
Haven't been to Germany, and would really like to go.

[TheEschaton]

I never took any not-required art classes. I really wish I had.

I took a non-required art class once, Aspects of Art. It was awesome. One of the paintings I had to write a paper on was:

http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/grunewald/crucifixion/crucifixion.jpg

[Cephalopod]

I like how John is mockingly pointing. I imagine him yelling: "PWNED, LOLOLOL!"

[g++]

Kind of reminds me of the matrix revolutions.

[Drisco]

That lamb holding the cross/bleeding into the cup. Is that meant to be like no more sacrificing animals..

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6382/loljesus.png

[Caiylania]

Getting family pictures of my mom with my daughter and I before she died.

Bucket list style... going to Ireland where my family is from.

[Delias]

Are you tall enough to pull this off? Not as easy as you might think.


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Never read some classic books I really wished I would read. I know, I'm lame.
(1984, To Kill a Mockingbird,etc..)
Haven't been to Germany, and would really like to go.


I'm somewhere between 6'4 and 6'5, lovey, I think I'll manage.

Nikki, you can always join the MHC Solo Aviator Division.

I regret that I have no idea how to ride a motorcycle... and I have four uncles and a father that used to ride together. Fuckers didn't teach me a god damn thing of import during my childhood. Oh, wait, except my one uncle who's advise before I got married was this: "Does she suck your dick good? Then marry her."

[iJin]

I regret trying Mr.Pibb, and Dr.Pepper finding out and is now giving me the cold shoulder at our weekly appointments.

[StrayRogue]

I regret never becoming an astronaut :(

To be honest, most these things being posted can still be done by people. Except Methais. How can you ride a dinosaur if you're in a wheelchair??

[Delias]

I regret trying Mr.Pibb, and Dr.Pepper finding out and is now giving me the cold shoulder at our weekly appointments.

Look... you know, if you just want to talk... you can call me. I know you're going through a rough time right now.

[Bobmuhthol]

COSMONAUT.

[Delias]

Oh, got a good one. I never fucked my friend's sister. She's decent, not particularly hot, but I mean... it would have been like a nuclear deterrent in any sort of confrontation. Finally he'd push me too far and I'd be like "I fucked your sister. She likes it in the pooper, and wanted to call me daddy" .
But I never did. I NEVER DID.

[Drisco]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6382/loljesus.png

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mighty Nikkisaurus again.


Hahah I love you.

[TheEschaton]

I like how John is mockingly pointing. I imagine him yelling: "PWNED, LOLOLOL!"

The red lettering next to John is actually Latin for "He has become lesser, so I may be greater."

And the lamb is the sacrificial lamb, whose blood was shed for the good of all mankind. It's bleeding into a cup because Catholics believe we partake in the blood of Christ at the Eucharist. It's a common image for Christ (yes, that means there's two Christ's in the painting, but hell, John the Baptist was beheaded long before the Crucifixion).

[Cephalopod]

The red lettering next to John is actually Latin for "He has become lesser, so I may be greater."
.

So, PWNED, LOLOLOLOL.

[Cephalopod]

The red lettering next to John is actually Latin for "He has become lesser, so I may be greater."

And the lamb is the sacrificial lamb, whose blood was shed for the good of all mankind. It's bleeding into a cup because Catholics believe we partake in the blood of Christ at the Eucharist. It's a common image for Christ (yes, that means there's two Christ's in the painting, but hell, John the Baptist was beheaded long before the Crucifixion).

Didn't Paul never actual meet / see Christ, either?

[TheEschaton]

That is also true, yes, or as true as something in the Bible can be taken to be. He was a Jewish lawyer named Saul who actually persecuted Christians in the years following Christ's death, until he was struck blind on the road to Damascus and instantly converted.

That's why I usually discount what he says in favor of the letters of Peter, Thomas, and James, etc. ;)

-TheE-

[Keller]

visit Ireland

I know a lot of people who either visited or want to visit Ireland.

What is the draw?

[Parkbandit]

I know a lot of people who either visited or want to visit Ireland.

What is the draw?

I'm 50% Irish and still have family there... and it's right next to England, where most of my other 50% comes from.

Plus, they drink beer there like we drink coffee...


These are the arguments I've been giving to my wife for the past 5 years... she wonders why as well. :( Might have to make it a Mancation...

[TheEschaton]

I dunno, you can't even order an Irish car bomb in Ireland without them getting all pissed, and it's where Guinness is KING. Grrr.

[Keller]

I'm 50% Irish and still have family there... and it's right next to England, where most of my other 50% comes from.

Plus, they drink beer there like we drink coffee...


These are the arguments I've been giving to my wife for the past 5 years... she wonders why as well. :( Might have to make it a Mancation...

Those are two good reasons.

I guess I just don't know enough about the place.

[Keller]

I dunno, you can't even order an Irish car bomb in Ireland without them getting all pissed, and it's where Guinness is KING. Grrr.

You could try not ordering by name?

[Parkbandit]

I dunno, you can't even order an Irish car bomb in Ireland without them getting all pissed, and it's where Guinness is KING. Grrr.

Ask for a Shamrock Bomb next time.. same disgusting drink... politically corrected name.

[Caiylania]

I know a lot of people who either visited or want to visit Ireland.

What is the draw?

I loved Irish music (ALA Drop Kick Murphies not Happy Leprechauns), artwork, folklore etc before I even knew I was half Irish. The country is friggen beautiful and has a great mix of pagan, Christian, Mid evil (Incorrect syntax on purpose) and ancient history. All of which interest me.

Plus, the men have sexy accents.

[Latrinsorm]

Put one over the fence.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The country is friggen beautiful and has a great mix of pagan, Christian, Mid evil (Incorrect syntax on purpose) and ancient history. All of which interest me.

Plus, the men have sexy accents.

I'm not Irish, and all of this factors into my desire to visit Ireland some day. I'd love to visit Scotland too.

[DCSL]

I'd love to visit Scotland too.

I really want to do the absinthe trail.

[Keller]

I'm not Irish, and all of this factors into my desire to visit Ireland some day. I'd love to visit Scotland too.

Because you like men in dresses.

Freak.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I really want to do the absinthe trail.

I've never heard of this... DETAILS?


Because you like men in dresses. Freak.
If you're referring to kilts, two words: easy access

[Sean]

Noticably missing from everyones list is Delias' wife. I guess I'm alone in never having done that.

[Delias]

Noticably missing from everyones list is Delias' wife. I guess I'm alone in never having done that.

If people are sleeping with my wife I demand to know about it, so I can decide if I wish to A. join in, B. charge them, or C. kill them. Too many factors to make a blanket judgement.

[DCSL]

There's one absinthe trail in Scotland but it's not actually very authentic, I recall hearing, since Scotland's more about the whiskey. The best ones are in Switzerland and France. I'll take the Switzerland one 'cause there are BABES in Switzerland.