What is your pet peeve?

[Gnome Rage]

I watched about 5 seconds of this before wanting to vomit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwHBTj8X2Wg&feature=related)

How about you?

[WRoss]

This thread has been done before, though I can't find it. And to answer your question, people copying other peoples threads is my pet peeve. And women who give tease shots of their titties. They should be forced to wear clothing from head to toe that only has slits for their eyes.

[Gnome Rage]

This thread has been done before, though I can't find it. And to answer your question, people copying other peoples threads is my pet peeve. And women who give tease shots of their titties. They should be forced to wear clothing from head to toe that only has slits for their eyes.

Hey... I wasn't here for the pet peeve thread. Not my fault I didn't know it existed.

The rest - Eh. Can't help it. Its in my blood to be an attention whore.

[WRoss]

I know of a daycare center that would fulfill your desires of attention and whoring.

[Gnome Rage]

Oh man! Do they have ballpits!?

[pabstblueribbon]

I know of a daycare center that would fulfill your desires of attention and whoring.

You pick up whores at daycares?

Weird.

[Drisco]

I hate when you are behind someone who won't make a right on red when it is legal. He/She just sits at the red light with his/her blinker on, not turning. I also hate people who stop in a round about. What the fuck.

Also snoring, I dislike people who snore, unless it's a chronic illness.

[WRoss]

http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/napervillesun/photos/-1,gallery_augmugs_na081309.photogallery?index=17

http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/napervillesun/photos/-1,gallery_augmugs_na081309.photogallery?index=16

http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/napervillesun/photos/-1,gallery_augmugs_na081309.photogallery?index=18

The last one is a whore named Virgen. Win!

[pabstblueribbon]

http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/napervillesun/photos/-1,gallery_augmugs_na081309.photogallery?index=17

http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/napervillesun/photos/-1,gallery_augmugs_na081309.photogallery?index=16

http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/napervillesun/photos/-1,gallery_augmugs_na081309.photogallery?index=18

The last one is a whore named Virgen. Win!

She doesn't look like a Virgen.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I hate when you are behind someone who won't make a right on red when it is legal. He/She just sits at the red light with his/her blinker on, not turning. I also hate people who stop in a round about. What the fuck.

And fuckers who won't pull into the intersection even though it's green and they're waiting for oncoming traffic to pass, but they remain firmly planted behind the line. If everyone pulled forward you could get two people through the light when it turns yellow.

Another pet peeve: when someone needs to blow their nose and for whatever reason, will not.. and just keeps sucking their snot back up. GO GRAB A GOD DAMN TISSUE AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING NOSE.

[Gnome Rage]

I hate when there are more than one or two cars all the way in the interesction for a left turn.

1 or 2 doesn't bug me, but I've been on the opposite side, trying to make a fuckin left and I can't even pull out because there are like 5 fuckin cars in the middle of the intersection

[nub]

I hate when there are more than one or two cars all the way in the interesction for a left turn.

1 or 2 doesn't bug me, but I've been on the opposite side, trying to make a fuckin left and I can't even pull out because there are like 5 fuckin cars in the middle of the intersection

There is nothing wrong with pulling out as long as you're in your half.

[Cephalopod]

There is nothing wrong with pulling out as long as you're in your half.

This misconception is how I wound up with kids. True story.

[Bobmuhthol]

Gnome Rage.

[Rinualdo]

Gnome Rage.

This

[Gnome Rage]

There is nothing wrong with pulling out as long as you're in your half.

Yeah but around here people don't stay on their half.

[Drisco]

And fuckers who won't pull into the intersection even though it's green and they're waiting for oncoming traffic to pass, but they remain firmly planted behind the line. If everyone pulled forward you could get two people through the light when it turns yellow.

Another pet peeve: when someone needs to blow their nose and for whatever reason, will not.. and just keeps sucking their snot back up. GO GRAB A GOD DAMN TISSUE AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING NOSE.

Oh that is the fucking worst. Especially if you are in class and you can't separate yourself from them. I was in a lecture theater once and someone was doing it directly behind me and the guy right next to me had a computer and in notepad put in big bold massive letters BLOW YOUR FUCKING NOSE. Needless to say they stopped sniffing.


I hate when a new couple are having kids and they are all like "we" are having a baby. Are you both physically pregnant? Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know she was sharing her uterus with you?

I also hate when you are in your room with the door shut sleeping/reading/watching movie/porn and someone comes in to say something and then leave the door open. Like wtf, it was shut when you entered, shut it when you leave.

[Bobmuhthol]

I have a pet peeve with your pregnancy pet peeve, because the guy in your example very distinctly did not claim to be pregnant.

[Delias]

I hate when a new couple are having kids and they are all like "we" are having a baby. Are you both physically pregnant? Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know she was sharing her uterus with you?



breeder jealousy is unbecoming.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

If I was pregnant and my partner said, "Oh, we're pregnant" I'd probably have to fight off a very strong desire to punch him in the face.

[4a6c1]

People with big trucks. People who chew tobacco. SMOKERS! <--- because I am an addict and jealous not because I'm a hater. Well also because I'm a hater. People who wear wranglers when they are not at the rodeo. Big macho guys that treat me like a delicate fucking flower. Bitches that are racist toward all hispanics even the legal immigrants because they heard about this one time where a Mexican killed their brothers, sisters, friends dog and that means all hispanics are ruining America. People who are rude to blue collar workers for no reason at all. People with no sense of humor. Irrational, emotionally unstable women who hate babies just to hate babies. People who swerve to hit animals. People who are mean to old people (seriously, wtf). People who dont volunteer and never will and dont see why they should. People who think recycling is a waste of time.

There might be more.

[Delias]

If I was pregnant and my partner said, "Oh, we're pregnant" I'd probably have to fight off a very strong desire to punch him in the face.

is it acceptable to say "we're having a baby", as long as the phrasing is not "we're pregnant"? Because, without the "we" there is no baby.

[DCSL]

The fact that neither Alex nor Delias are coming to the PC meet-up in NYC. Seriously, WTF.

[Delias]

The fact that neither Alex nor Delias are coming to the PC meet-up in NYC. Seriously, WTF.

I know that on an internet forum I seem totally fucking awesome, but I assure you, in real life I am far more boring. My favorite activities are reading and fucking, both of which I rarely have the chance to do for more than 10 minutes at a time.

In reality, I would sit in the corner at the meet up, willing myself not to drink because one drink would quickly become ALL drinks, and I would be full of sickness in the morning. I am an awesome drunk, but a big cry baby when I am hungover.

edit: pet peeve- fucking hangovers.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

is it acceptable to say "we're having a baby", as long as the phrasing is not "we're pregnant"? Because, without the "we" there is no baby.

We're having a baby is fine, it's the 'we're pregnant!!!" shit that bugs me.

[DCSL]

I know that on an internet forum I seem totally fucking awesome, but I assure you, in real life I am far more boring. My favorite activities are reading and fucking, both of which I rarely have the chance to do for more than 10 minutes at a time.

In reality, I would sit in the corner at the meet up, willing myself not to drink because one drink would quickly become ALL drinks, and I would be full of sickness in the morning. I am an awesome drunk, but a big cry baby when I am hungover.


That's okay. I have low expectations. And you would have to fight me for the drinks.

[Bobmuhthol]

You need to plan according to my schedule. I was in NYC last week. I might go if you (DCSL) promise to have sex with me.

[DCSL]

You need to plan according to my schedule. I was in NYC last week. I might go if you (DCSL) promise to have sex with me.

So come on that weekend too. It's not like you live on the other side of the country.

[Bobmuhthol]

You haven't met my requirements.

[Delias]

You haven't met my requirements.

This.

Edit: Just to clarify, to hell with his requirements. I have my own. I don't travel over a thousand miles unless there is an anus waiting my penetration of it. Female only unless you get me drunk enough that I can't see. If I can't see, I can't choose.

[DCSL]

I promise to have sex with you.

[Delias]

I promise to have sex with you.

Now I sense a trap. It is never that easy. Have you been drinking?

[Bobmuhthol]

I need some guarantee to commit here, and sex cannot be used as consideration in legally enforceable contracts :(. My actual pet peeve is people that get me to go to New York under false pretenses.

[DCSL]

Now I sense a trap. It is never that easy. Have you been drinking?

Not yet! But oh... I will be. I will be. /Yoda

[DCSL]

I need some guarantee to commit here, and sex cannot be used as consideration in legally enforceable contracts :(. My actual pet peeve is people that get me to go to New York under false pretenses.

Your only condition was my promise to have sex with you. You cannot come up with new terms after your singular condition has been met.

[Delias]

Alcohol... if it wasn't for that sweet elixir of the gods, I would have to try really hard. I'd probably have to go back to writing poetry and being sixteen. Or hookers. Yeah, probably hookers.

[Bobmuhthol]

Much like you can fail to fulfill your promise down the line, I can fail to fulfill mine.

[DCSL]

Much like you can fail to fulfill your promise down the line, I can fail to fulfill mine.

You failing to fulfill yours will make me failing to fulfill mine a certainty.

[Delias]

Honestly, it's just difficult for me to get away for any amount of time, and I refuse to fly. Otherwise I'd probably go. Just on the off chance that I'd get to see more nerd-girl boobs.

By off chance I mean 100% definite opportunity.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

This.

Edit: Just to clarify, to hell with his requirements. I have my own. I don't travel over a thousand miles unless there is an anus waiting my penetration of it. Female only unless you get me drunk enough that I can't see. If I can't see, I can't choose.

I think if we can doll Rada up enough and ply you both with enough tequila we can absolutely fill your requirement.

[Bobmuhthol]

Short of a certainty of fulfillment, it is not worth it for me to travel to New York. Especially because people from this godforsaken place are going to be there.

[DCSL]

Short of a certainty of fulfillment, it is not worth it for me to travel to New York. Especially because people from this godforsaken place are going to be there.

YOU LOVE US. And I want to see the GSIII shirt in person.

[Delias]

I think if we can doll Rada up enough and ply you both with enough tequila we can absolutely fill your requirement.

It would certainly top my friend's "mugged by a tranny" story, but I'm not sure "so drunk I fucked another guy" is the same kind of funny.

[Bobmuhthol]

I do look particularly attractive with the GemStone shirt...

[DCSL]

I now fully expect you to be there, Alex. In the GSIII shirt.

[radamanthys]

I think if we can doll Rada up enough and ply you both with enough tequila we can absolutely fill your requirement.

He sure does have a purdy mouth.

And don't use tequila. I'm much more pliant with red wine. With tequila I'm more liable to throw him across the bar than bend him over it (or be bent, or something).


(Pet peeves: A#1.) People at the gas station. Who leave their cars at the pump to go pay. While I'm fucking waiting. PULL INTO THE GODDAMNED PARKIGN0 SPOT OVER THERE BEFORE I BULLDOZE YOUR CAR INTO THE NEAREST YOU. you fucker.
no more order.) Girls who go home with you from the bar then don't put out.
.) Having to work with really little kids in Karate. It's perfectly enjoyable in sword, though, for obvious reasons.
.) When someone wakes me up from a nap just because they don't think I should be sleeping. I'm polite, but I'll be secretly plotting 1000 methods to torture and kill you.
.) Groups of guys who pick on people. Or are randomly violent (the guy throwing punches in a mosh pit)... Lies! I secretly love it cuz it gives me an excuse to beat the tar out of some douche.

[Delias]

.) When someone wakes me up from a nap just because they don't think I should be sleeping. I'm polite, but I'll be secretly plotting 1000 methods to torture and kill you.
.

Man, this, this a hundred thousand times. I've worked overnight for several years and any time my mother in law was around she would wake me up in the middle of the day. Oh sure, I've only slept about 3 hours, but I guess because it's day time I have to be awake. Fucking cuntrag.

[Drisco]

We're having a baby is fine, it's the 'we're pregnant!!!" shit that bugs me.

This. Didn't mean baby, put it in because even thinking about saying we are pregnant drew me away from typing it.


Girls who go home with you from the bar then don't put out.

Kind of but : Friends who want you to hook them up with another non mutual friends for sexual relations and then don't put out and I look like the person who failed at getting everyone laid.

[Paradii]

My pet peeve is people who try to get laid on an internet forum

[AnticorRifling]

People.

[Rinualdo]

I have a lot of them:

People who use meaningless, corporate babble when in a meeting (ie, think outside the box, paradigm shift, new way ahead, forging new ground, etc)

People who e-rage on an internet forum for some shit that happened in a text game

People who don't RTFM

Phone rings. Recording. "Good morning, please standby for an important call from company xxx. Please wait on the line and a representative will be with you shortly"

Asian porn that pixelates the good stuff.

People who fail to understand the concept of slower traffic keep right

People who apply makeup, read, text, update their facebook... while driving down the interstate.

Crying babies on airplanes.

TV News "reporters" who are nothing more then talking heads and shills for a political party

Reality-fucking-tv

TV shows that keep taken off the air before they are ever given a chance (I'm looking at you, Firefly).

Banks and their ridiculous fees and accounting practices.

People who talk to you when you're busy, and you clearly give them the body language of disinterest, yet they keep on yaking.

19 year old twat waddles who join internet message boards and attention whore while trying to act like their 1 whole year of adulthood has somehow given them all the answers in life.

People who fail at using Google.

Waiters who look at you as if you've done something wrong when you're "medium rare" steak of charred to a crisp and you have an issue with it.

People who drive around in their 15 year old Cadillacs and the windows down blaring sub-standard, base riddled, rap music.

Hippies.

Favorite tv shows skipped because of some lame-ass broadcast of the People's Choice awards, the Oscars, the Emmies, or any other number of self promoting Hollywood wackoff job that no one really cares about.

MOTHER-FUCKING-MONKS in 2002!!!!

People who don't understand that being against one thing doesn't mean you are for the opposite.

Humidity so high I can smell my own ball sweat.

Bill Waterson for canceling Calvin and Hobbes.

Tila Tequila, Snookie, Heidi and Spender, Octomom, the Duggers, John and Kate, Paris Hilton, and any other waste of air that have transcended from reality tv to national news when they sneeze.

Anyone who thinks twinkies is full of wholesum goodness.

People who determine their values from consensus instead of fiat.

People who treat public areas like extensions of their living room.

Unions.

[CrystalTears]

People who made the wrong turn into a one-way street then try to back out of it.

People who stop to have a goddamn conversation in the middle of said one-way street.

A certain manager who tells me that I don't know what I'm talking about when I've been in the department as long as she's been an employee.

Oh let's face it... this manager is my main pet peeve.

[AnticorRifling]

Cherry poptarts in the wrong fucking box.

[Abilene]

This thread needs some xanax.

[Drisco]

Ooo. People who drive side by side on a two lane highway. Going the same fucking speed but felt the need to pull out and drive side by side so no one can pass.

[CrystalTears]

Ooo. People who drive side by side on a two lane highway. Going the same fucking speed but felt the need to pull out and drive side by side so no one can pass.
I have to admit that I'm guilty of doing this, only when the motherfucker behind me had been tailgating me for miles when he had lots of chances to pass me.

[AnticorRifling]

Doing it to cock block someone is different than the fuckers that are just de de de it's all about me gonna do 54 in a 55 in the fast lane deal with it.

[CrystalTears]

People who keep their office door open while they have people talking loudly on the speakerphone/teleconference.

[Rinualdo]

People who stop in a parking lot and make others wait behind them because they think I'm backing out sometime in the next 10 minutes.

[Cephalopod]

People who capitalize or quote random words in an email for emphasis.

"I realize this is ABOVE and BEYOND, but I am in a CRUNCH."

[Drisco]

I have to admit that I'm guilty of doing this, only when the motherfucker behind me had been tailgating me for miles when he had lots of chances to pass me.

Oh that is totally different. There was a guy who cut me off and I passed him, waited for a double line and pulled it into 2nd doing 40 in an 80.

[Buckwheet]

I am going to have to say pregnant bitches who just won't shut the fuck up about how awesome it is and continually give you lists of things they are doing like, reading books, learning how to parent etc. I don't fucking care.

The "we" are pregnant thing is annoying as hell.

You know what scratch this list, I can sum it up nicely.

Couples who think its cute to intrude upon everyone else thinking the world stops because they are having/had a baby. From the time when they find out to the time they shit out a kid they are just in your face about the whole thing. Then after they have said kid they bring them into the office constantly to bug everyone else and get upset when you are like fuck off I am trying to work, this isn't a day care. I am not talking about quietly sitting in the work library or break areas and letting workers come to you, I am talking full on kid at everyone's desk with a crowd of people coming over and following them around.

And heaven forbid the mother decides to not go back to work and be a stay at home mom, where all conversation around the office turns to how nice it is, and how they were able to get back into shape and take yoga classes, and how everyone should have a baby just as soon as possible and oh you should do home birthing and you should do this or that and then you should be a stay at home mom. Like trying to convert you to some kind of new religion.

Fuck you.

PS. Yes the baby bitch just got to my office, and we are in the busy season(300% more volume of work than normal) and just about every person who has a kid is cooing over the baby for going on 1.5 hours now. While I and a select few others get to pickup the fucking slack.

[AnticorRifling]

Gotta love it.


Oh add handicap spaces to my list. I mean fuck you got wheels I'm the one that has to walk (I'm going to hell).

[Drisco]

Gotta love it.


Oh add handicap spaces to my list. I mean fuck you got wheels I'm the one that has to walk (I'm going to hell).

Aint that the fuckin truth. Expecting mothers parking spots.

"Excuse me sir, that's for pregnant women"

"Fuck you bitch I am pregnant"

*Awkward pause.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My pet peeve is people who try to get laid on an internet forum

What about people who succeed?

[CrystalTears]

I am going to have to say pregnant bitches who just won't shut the fuck up about how awesome it is and continually give you lists of things they are doing like, reading books, learning how to parent etc. I don't fucking care.I think the constant updates about any special event can be annoying, such as pregnancies, births, and weddings.

I understand they are joyous events, but I really don't need CNN updates about every little thing. Figuring out what color to paint the baby room, or having a hard time deciding what color flowers to get, or "look at the billionth picture I took of my kid".

And in Facebook land, when they post these pictures then tag everyone in the whole world to see it. Dude, I'll see it when I get a chance, but don't tag me, bro. It looks retarded to go look at pictures of me and see a baby in there.

[Ryvicke]

And in Facebook land, when they post these pictures then tag everyone in the whole world to see it. Dude, I'll see it when I get a chance, but don't tag me, bro. It looks retarded to go look at pictures of me and see a baby in there.

Yeah this practice needs to stop. It's facebook terrorism to make someone go untag themselves from stupid shit that is obviously not a picture of them.

[WRoss]

Yeah this practice needs to stop. It's facebook terrorism to make someone go untag themselves from stupid shit that is obviously not a picture of them.

I agree. My sister had her first child, and in the 10 months of his existance, he has over 1000 pictures of him on facebook. It was cute at first, but the 5 updates a day of his pictures is really really really getting annoying. No I don't want to see one of his 300 videos either, that's why I'm flying down to Atlanta on Monday to see him.

/endrant

[Buckwheet]

I agree. My sister had her first child, and in the 10 months of his existance, he has over 1000 pictures of him on facebook. It was cute at first, but the 5 updates a day of his pictures is really really really getting annoying. No I don't want to see one of his 300 videos either, that's why I'm flying down to Atlanta on Monday to see him.

/endrant

This is the secondary reason why I deleted my facebook account.

[Paradii]

What about people who succeed?


They are probably gross looking any shouldnt be allowed to have sex anyways. So, yes, it's still a peeve.

[Bobmuhthol]

I might be gross looking but does that really mean I shouldn't be allowed to use this forum as a medium to FUCK DCSL IN NEW YORK CITY?

[AnticorRifling]

I say go for it.

[Paradii]

I might be gross looking but does that really mean I shouldn't be allowed to use this forum as a medium to FUCK DCSL IN NEW YORK CITY?


That is what I am implying.

[Drisco]

I think the constant updates about any special event can be annoying, such as pregnancies, births, and weddings.

I understand they are joyous events, but I really don't need CNN updates about every little thing. Figuring out what color to paint the baby room, or having a hard time deciding what color flowers to get, or "look at the billionth picture I took of my kid".

And in Facebook land, when they post these pictures then tag everyone in the whole world to see it. Dude, I'll see it when I get a chance, but don't tag me, bro. It looks retarded to go look at pictures of me and see a baby in there.

Oh agreed. Also hate when people tag the ugliest picture of you. Like wtf brah, why would you do that. Or if people tag someone in the background that you don't even know or can barely see.

[Ryvicke]

Oh agreed. Also hate when people tag the ugliest picture of you. Like wtf brah, why would you do that. Or if people tag someone in the background that you don't even know or can barely see.

Editing your pics was myspace. Facebook you have to take your lumps, no untagging of fugly pics allowed. Cause someone's going to be looking through your friend's album, see a picture of you and realize you untagged it and then you just look fugly AND self-conscious.

But yeah still... why do they need to post them in the first place.

[Abilene]

Someone once tagged me in some BS they made.. I have no idea what it was, like a family tree, but of their friends, with just names.. so now I am forever tagged in some stupid ass drawing. I thought you could untag, but never figured out how to.

[Gnome Rage]

Someone once tagged me in some BS they made.. I have no idea what it was, like a family tree, but of their friends, with just names.. so now I am forever tagged in some stupid ass drawing. I thought you could untag, but never figured out how to.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7707/remove.jpg

You go to the image you're tagged in - in brackets next to your name there is the remove tag option. Click. XD

[Ryvicke]

You were googling something bad.

[Gnome Rage]

I was actually googling the spelling of something that I should have been able to spell - and was embarrassed.

[Delias]

This might seem unusual but... people who ask me how my kid is, at work. Every day.

I don't even mention my family unless it is to say like my kid is sick and I'll be missing a day. When I am at work, I am there for business related purposes (GS forums and facebook mostly) and don't desire to discuss my family, or really anything not work related.

People who thank god for saving so and so when they should be thanking the mother fucking doctor who did the work.

[Cephalopod]

People who thank god for saving so and so when they should be thanking the mother fucking doctor who did the work.

This, along with people who say things are just "Part of God's plan."

"His death was just part of God's plan..."

Then I want God charged with first degree murder, okay?

[Drisco]

Editing your pics was myspace. Facebook you have to take your lumps, no untagging of fugly pics allowed. Cause someone's going to be looking through your friend's album, see a picture of you and realize you untagged it and then you just look fugly AND self-conscious.

But yeah still... why do they need to post them in the first place.

See but for them to know you untagged yourself they would have to try and tag you again. Which then is a combatant for the pet peeve itself.


I am there for business related purposes (GS forums and facebook mostly).

Aint that the truth.


I hate when people vent to you in the break room or discuss stupid stuff you don't care about... Like their family or BF/GF issues.

[Ryvicke]

See but for them to know you untagged yourself they would have to try and tag you again. Which then is a combatant for the pet peeve itself.

Nah it's like when I'm looking through an album of my friends and there will be all the tagged names at the bottom and I'll notice someone wasn't tagged but all the rest were. Then I'll take a good look at whether they're being ugly in the picture and if so, I'll nod my head and say "yes, I can see why you untagged this, hag."

Untagging is just drawing my attention to them taking a bad picture. Whereas if you just left it tagged I'd think "yikes, tough break" and click to the next.

[Gnome Rage]

Actually Drisco, now once you remove a tag on facebook they cannot tag you again. If you wish to be re-tagged you must do it yourself.

[Delias]

Actually Drisco, now once you remove a tag on facebook they cannot tag you again. If you wish to be re-tagged you must do it yourself.

We appreciate your unquestionable knowledge in the world of social networking.

[Ryvicke]

Also, if I can continue this lame tagging shit for a second, some good-looking people untag themselves in anything that isn't a PERFECT fucking shot of them.

Untagging yourself when you're obviously hot is admitting to bulemia.

[Gnome Rage]

We appreciate your unquestionable knowledge in the world of social networking.
I know you do. I'm needed for these sorts of things - obviously that is the only reason you keep me around...

And of course, the barely legal naked flesh.

[Delias]

I know you do. I'm needed for these sorts of things - obviously that is the only reason you keep me around...

And of course, the barely legal naked flesh.

If there are no nipples, it isn't naked. Example: Television.

Saying "I'll handle it" when what I want to say is "I'll handle it, like I handle everything else, because you are apparently a fucking retard who not only can't think critically, but you can't follow the simple fucking instructions I gave you when I knew from the beginning that you would be to retarded to take care of this".

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Speaking of facebook.. I hate when people share their sex life on facebook.

It's one thing to make sexual jokes/references but coming up with code names for various sex acts and putting them in quotes followed by a ton of winking smileys as your status, and the following 20 comments of people being like "LOL SOMEONE GOT LUCKY! wink face wink face" "HEHE I DUNNO WHAT UR TALKIN ABOUT!!1 ;) ;) ;) ;)" "HAHA SURE YOU DON'T!!!1" "IM INNOCENT LOL!" makes me want to take a spork to my eye.

[WRoss]

people who say, "bro"

[WRoss]

And of course, the barely legal naked flesh.

I've seen that movie. I think it was at a Hotel.

[Delias]

Speaking of facebook.. I hate when people share their sex life on facebook.

It's one thing to make sexual jokes/references but coming up with code names for various sex acts and putting them in quotes followed by a ton of winking smileys as your status, and the following 20 comments of people being like "LOL SOMEONE GOT LUCKY! wink face wink face" "HEHE I DUNNO WHAT UR TALKIN ABOUT!!1 ;) ;) ;) ;)" "HAHA SURE YOU DON'T!!!1" "IM INNOCENT LOL!" makes me want to take a spork to my eye.

That's ridiculous. Why do we need code words? Everyone on my facebook, from my 10 year old nephew, to my mother and father, have heard the word "Fuck" before, and I'm pretty sure they've all pieced it together by now that I occasionally fuck my wife. I have no time for veiled references.

As far as saying "Bro", I have had the same four friends for about 15+ years now, and we will refer to each other as Brother... but nobody ever says "Bro". In fact, you might get punched for it.

[Methais]

people who say, "bro"

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/wsowen02/cool-dog-hey-cool-story-bro41.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

Speaking of facebook.. I hate when people share their sex life on facebook.

It's one thing to make sexual jokes/references but coming up with code names for various sex acts and putting them in quotes followed by a ton of winking smileys as your status, and the following 20 comments of people being like "LOL SOMEONE GOT LUCKY! wink face wink face" "HEHE I DUNNO WHAT UR TALKIN ABOUT!!1 ;) ;) ;) ;)" "HAHA SURE YOU DON'T!!!1" "IM INNOCENT LOL!" makes me want to take a spork to my eye.

I once opened my FB to an update that went a little something like this "So and So just had the best sex ever. I LOVE YOU BETH"

... I was like -gag-

[Bobmuhthol]

people who say, "bro"

Bro, you have no idea how much I say bro irl.

[Delias]

I once opened my FB to an update that went a little something like this "So and So just had the best sex ever. I LOVE YOU BETH"

... I was like -gag-

Agreed. Sex and Love have no business being mixed together.

[Gnome Rage]

Agreed. Sex and Love have no business being mixed together.

I know right?

NO LOVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rErC3UA1Stg)

ps. I'd turn your volume down.

[iJin]

This thread needs some xanax.

Xanax sure does sound good right now.

[Methais]

Xanax sure does sound good right now.

Until you pound 12 beers with it and forget everything that happened, usually waking up with some sort of minor injury.

[Delias]

Until you pound 12 beers with it and forget everything that happened, usually waking up with some sort of minor injury.

Nope, that sounds just fine.

[Drisco]

Nah it's like when I'm looking through an album of my friends and there will be all the tagged names at the bottom and I'll notice someone wasn't tagged but all the rest were. Then I'll take a good look at whether they're being ugly in the picture and if so, I'll nod my head and say "yes, I can see why you untagged this, hag."

Untagging is just drawing my attention to them taking a bad picture. Whereas if you just left it tagged I'd think "yikes, tough break" and click to the next.

Untagging silly funny pictures when you look bad is stupid, but like untagging when you are drunk as hell/throwing up/passed the fuck out; stupid shit you weren't even suppose to be in the picture bothers me.

Ya but once albums are lost from the home page usually the only way they are usually seen again are from going to others profiles and looking at their Tagged pics.



Actually Drisco, now once you remove a tag on facebook they cannot tag you again. If you wish to be re-tagged you must do it yourself.

That's what I mean it's a combat for people tagging you again.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Xanax sure does sound good right now.

GOD THESE TICTACS ARE--

ZzzzZzzzzzzkodshpdma';fdsfsa'
ghkpasdgmk,v.c.................................... .....

[MotleyCrew]

Facebook, Farmville, MySpace etc. and people who talk about and\or discuss is constantly.

[Shari]

I fail at quoting.

[Shari]

emotionally unstable women


You could have just said "all women" instead.

[iJin]

I'd like to point out that several women are very emotionally stable...when Xanax is around. Just sayin'.

[Delias]

You know, I find xanax makes it easier to bluff during poker... but it also makes me incapable of properly weighing risk and reward. Still fun, though.

One day I took a few and just walked around smiling. It was amazing to me to feel what happy people must feel like. You know, those smug assholes who are always smiling because the sun is out.

[Cephalopod]

It was amazing to me to feel what happy people must feel like. You know, those smug assholes who are always smiling because the sun is out.

That's not why Smiling Bob is happy.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LhXZrBWEujE/R4e93AB7RBI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/I63jQa9XHVU/s200/smiling_bob.jpg

[Enitocin]

You know, I find xanax makes it easier to bluff during poker... but it also makes me incapable of properly weighing risk and reward. Still fun, though.

One day I took a few and just walked around smiling. It was amazing to me to feel what happy people must feel like. You know, those smug assholes who are always smiling because the sun is out.

If I take too much I just turn into a zombie.

[Latrinsorm]

Pet peeves. The rest of this post is kind of a buzzkill.
This, along with people who say things are just "Part of God's plan."

"His death was just part of God's plan..."

Then I want God charged with first degree murder, okay?Did you know that some of the Jews at Auschwitz put God on trial and convicted Him? The closing words of the trial were "alright... let's go pray".

[4a6c1]

I am going to have to say pregnant bitches who just won't shut the fuck up about how awesome it is and continually give you lists of things they are doing like, reading books, learning how to parent etc. I don't fucking care.

The "we" are pregnant thing is annoying as hell.

You know what scratch this list, I can sum it up nicely.

Couples who think its cute to intrude upon everyone else thinking the world stops because they are having/had a baby. From the time when they find out to the time they shit out a kid they are just in your face about the whole thing. Then after they have said kid they bring them into the office constantly to bug everyone else and get upset when you are like fuck off I am trying to work, this isn't a day care. I am not talking about quietly sitting in the work library or break areas and letting workers come to you, I am talking full on kid at everyone's desk with a crowd of people coming over and following them around.

And heaven forbid the mother decides to not go back to work and be a stay at home mom, where all conversation around the office turns to how nice it is, and how they were able to get back into shape and take yoga classes, and how everyone should have a baby just as soon as possible and oh you should do home birthing and you should do this or that and then you should be a stay at home mom. Like trying to convert you to some kind of new religion.

Fuck you.

PS. Yes the baby bitch just got to my office, and we are in the busy season(300% more volume of work than normal) and just about every person who has a kid is cooing over the baby for going on 1.5 hours now. While I and a select few others get to pickup the fucking slack.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Everything. In. This. Post.

But seriously, Buckwheet, why dont you have kids yet? I mean. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Have one! Have ten! BREEEEEEEEED. *raspy baby voice* ---> breeeeeed.

[Stanley Burrell]

People who play as Oddjob on Goldeneye for the N64.

[4a6c1]

Heres another.

People who put little kids on ADD or ADHD medicine. Hey. I have an idea. Quit fucking feeding your kids sugar and instead spend time with them (WTF NO WAY) take them to the park. Enroll them in a sport. Or two. Or 3. But omg that doesnt explain why my kid is so hyper?! Really? What do they do all day?? Sit on their asses in school or daycare. Oh. Yeah. I cant imagine why the worlds most advanced primate would produce young that are full of natural GROWTH HORMONES that keep them moving all day in order to develop muscles and veins at an exponential rate.....so they can remain the worlds most advanced primate. Cant imagine.

[DCSL]

People who attempt to talk to you while you're sitting there, holding a book open and obviously reading it. My co-workers do this all the time whenever they catch me on lunch which is why I most often go and eat in my car. My boyfriend used to be the biggest offender on this one during the first couple of years we were dating.

After another aggravating lunch hour, I confronted my boyfriend on this, trying to discern the motivations such obvious r-tards might have.

Boyfriend: "I don't know about anyone else but I thought you were, you know, pouting because I wasn't paying attention to you."
Boyfriend flinches in advance.
Me: "MOTHERFUCKER. I am grade-A nerd, here, Sparky. I take a book everywhere I go and for YEARS you thought I was pouting when I whipped it out?!"
Boyfriend: "Uh. Yeah."
Boyfriend pauses, embarrassed.
Boyfriend: "I know better now!"

Do other people really think I value their conversation over whatever book I'm reading? Seriously??

[Warriorbird]

People who play as Oddjob on Goldeneye for the N64.

I do it. I'm plotting how I can do it in the remake.



Heres another.

People who put little kids on ADD or ADHD medicine. Hey. I have an idea. Quit fucking feeding your kids sugar and instead spend time with them (WTF NO WAY) take them to the park. Enroll them in a sport. Or two. Or 3. But omg that doesnt explain why my kid is so hyper?! Really? What do they do all day?? Sit on their asses in school or daycare. Oh. Yeah. I cant imagine why the worlds most advanced primate would produce young that are full of natural GROWTH HORMONES that keep them moving all day in order to develop muscles and veins at an exponential rate.....so they can remain the worlds most advanced primate. Cant imagine.

My aunt actually gives her crazy dog food with caffeine in it. Wtf.

Most of my pet peeves are pet peeves right now.

Don't let your pet get away with things you would not let your child get away with.
Pay more attention to your child than your pet.
Don't rationalize if you have an animal that's bitten multiple people.
Chains for dog leashes are not cruel. The 'Gentle Leader' is.
Don't touch your dog positively after they jump up on you.
Some dogs are just A. disabled and B. crazy
Rescue dogs feature the last two a vast amount more than non rescue or dogs from a shelter.

[Ryvicke]

People who play as Oddjob on Goldeneye for the N64.

That shit was banned where I come from.

EDIT: don't post that article about scrubs--we were definitely scrubs.

[Drisco]

People who attempt to talk to you while you're sitting there, holding a book open and obviously reading it. My co-workers do this all the time whenever they catch me on lunch which is why I most often go and eat in my car. My boyfriend used to be the biggest offender on this one during the first couple of years we were dating.

After another aggravating lunch hour, I confronted my boyfriend on this, trying to discern the motivations such obvious r-tards might have.

Boyfriend: "I don't know about anyone else but I thought you were, you know, pouting because I wasn't paying attention to you."
Boyfriend flinches in advance.
Me: "MOTHERFUCKER. I am grade-A nerd, here, Sparky. I take a book everywhere I go and for YEARS you thought I was pouting when I whipped it out?!"
Boyfriend: "Uh. Yeah."
Boyfriend pauses, embarrassed.
Boyfriend: "I know better now!"

Do other people really think I value their conversation over whatever book I'm reading? Seriously??


Ahahah the best! I have one in my car, workplace, and bed end table. I actually have one at my friends house where I stay at often. Granted I wish I could read more. And agreed it's fucking annoying.

[Back]

People who think a sidewalk is a place to stand and hold a conversation.

[Delias]

People who attempt to talk to you while you're sitting there, holding a book open and obviously reading it. My co-workers do this all the time whenever they catch me on lunch which is why I most often go and eat in my car. My boyfriend used to be the biggest offender on this one during the first couple of years we were dating.

After another aggravating lunch hour, I confronted my boyfriend on this, trying to discern the motivations such obvious r-tards might have.

Boyfriend: "I don't know about anyone else but I thought you were, you know, pouting because I wasn't paying attention to you."
Boyfriend flinches in advance.
Me: "MOTHERFUCKER. I am grade-A nerd, here, Sparky. I take a book everywhere I go and for YEARS you thought I was pouting when I whipped it out?!"
Boyfriend: "Uh. Yeah."
Boyfriend pauses, embarrassed.
Boyfriend: "I know better now!"

Do other people really think I value their conversation over whatever book I'm reading? Seriously??

Beth and I have been together ten years now, and she still insists on talking to me when I am reading. If she persists in her talking, I very deliberately lower my book, look directly into her face, and say "I. AM. READING."
At which point she usually goes "Oh sorry I'll just shut up then"
To which my reply is "How the fuck do you not fucking see that I am reading? Every time I think you are done with whatever inane mouthing you've spewed into my ear, I have to start the same fucking sentence over again. "
"You're an asshole!"
"You're the one who interrupted me, bitch."

That happens about twice a month or so. It's all about the love.

[B4Hand]

The toilet seat left up..there is only one male in this house..and still he insists "I didn't do it, Mom, why are you always blaming me!?...grrr

shut the seat for goodness sakes..no one else is lifting it to pee.

[Delias]

The toilet seat left up..there is only one male in this house..and still he insists "I didn't do it, Mom, why are you always blaming me!?...grrr

shut the seat for goodness sakes..no one else is lifting it to pee.

I think he's being framed by malicious night-pissers.

[DCSL]

Hm, I don't care about the toilet seat thing. If he has to lift it to pee, I can put it down to pee. As long as it's clean, that's all that matters.

[Delias]

Hm, I don't care about the toilet seat thing. If he has to lift it to pee, I can put it down to pee. As long as it's clean, that's all that matters.

Finally, Justice!

Actually, I was raised by women, so I do put the seat down... unless there is something like a poker game going on, that takes precedence.

[pabstblueribbon]

The toilet seat left up..there is only one male in this house..and still he insists "I didn't do it, Mom, why are you always blaming me!?...grrr

shut the seat for goodness sakes..no one else is lifting it to pee.

I really dont understand this. Why is it so goddamn hard to make sure the toilet seat is down before you sit down?

I look and have to lift it if I have to pee, and look and put it down before I sit down on it to drop a deuce.

Is it really that hard?

Equality my ass.

[B4Hand]

I really dont understand this. Why is it so goddamn hard to make sure the toilet seat is down before you sit down?

I look and have to lift it if I have to pee, and look and put it down before I sit down on it to drop a deuce.

Is it really that hard?

Equality my ass.

He is 14..he doesn't care if his aim is good or not..and so often pees on the underside of the toilet seat. We..hate having to touch the seat..where he may have peed on..it's icky. Besides..he has his OWN bathroom..so his seat can stay up..all the time. For some reason he likes peeing in our bathroom, and leaving the seat up. Go figure.

[Delias]

He is 14..he doesn't care if his aim is good or not..and so often pees on the underside of the toilet seat. We..hate having to touch the seat..where he may have peed on..it's icky. Besides..he has his OWN bathroom..so his seat can stay up..all the time. For some reason he likes peeing in our bathroom, and leaving the seat up. Go figure.

Healthy urine is sterile. You could probably drink it if you wanted. It's just water.

[pabstblueribbon]

He is 14..he doesn't care if his aim is good or not..and so often pees on the underside of the toilet seat. We..hate having to touch the seat..where he may have peed on..it's icky. Besides..he has his OWN bathroom..so his seat can stay up..all the time. For some reason he likes peeing in our bathroom, and leaving the seat up. Go figure.

Install a urinal.

Rejoice.

[DCSL]

Healthy urine is sterile. You could probably drink it if you wanted. It's just water.

I used this little factoid as a threat to make my boyfriend clean up after himself. Either he can wipe it up or he can lick it up if he thinks it's so awesome that I want to touch it. Now he keeps it clean and I don't care if the seat is up or down. Not hard at all.

[Delias]

I used this little factoid as a threat to make my boyfriend clean up after himself. Either he can wipe it up or he can lick it up if he thinks it's so awesome that I want to touch it. Now he keeps it clean and I don't care if the seat is up or down. Not hard at all.

Hm. Well, some people are easily commanded, I guess. I'd have told you that my dick wasn't going to suck itself and that I didn't have the extra time to listen to you talk.

Or just cleaned it up. Even I have no reliable way of predicting my behavior.

[radamanthys]

Hm. Well, some people are easily commanded, I guess. I'd have told you that my dick wasn't going to suck itself and that I didn't have the extra time to listen to you talk.

Or just cleaned it up. Even I have no reliable way of predicting my behavior.

"Bitch, bring yo' ass"
"Ok, hol' on."

[Drisco]

Personally I never regularly put the seat up? I never found it hard to hit aim spot on. I do put it up sometimes, but that's only when I know it's going to be hard....

[Asha]

The sound of someone breathing while asleep in bed next to me, after about a year and 2 months of being together.

The sound of someone biting their fingernails.

The sound of paper being rubbed on carpet or any material.

Wind. I fucking hate the wind.

People letting their dogs bark in their yard and never tell it to shut the fuck up.

The sound of children playing. They always have to scream, shriek, yelp and shout bossy shit.

When I used to smoke hand rolled cigs and the paper occasionally used to tear most of my bottom lip off.

Björk.

Hippies, especially hippies with dogs held with a leash of string. Hippies with dreadlocks who're vegan and are probably called Crow or Raven or fucking Windmaster or something. Get a wash.

People with bad teeth. Not because they disgust me or anything but because I can't literally stop looking at their teeth when they're speaking to me. You can't even apologise to them for doing it.

Uncleanliness, untidyness (see hippies).

Jazz. I just don't get jazz. Yeah I've seen Collateral. I still don't get jazz.

Mobile (sorry, 'cell') phones.
If I turn it off people ask why. If I don't answer a call or text, people ask why. Also I find those people who text everyone in their phone book about what they're doing today. Oh and those who send like 16 jokes a day.

I'm going to say Björk again because she fucking gets my back right up.
Fucking.. anyone in the world can put some piece of shit musical loop on in the background and then sing whatever comes to mind and syncopate it to any song that happens to be in your head, not the one you're supposed to. She can fuck right off.

Obviously there's more.

[CrystalTears]

People who think a sidewalk is a place to stand and hold a conversation.
Where should they go, into the street?

I have more peeves with people who stand in front of my desk to have a conversation that has nothing to do with me, especially when both of them have their own office.

[AnticorRifling]

It's a walkway not a talkway get the traffic should not have to be diverted or stopped because you want to talk about the latest episode of (vagina/emotion centric bullshit tv show here). The middle of a hallway, sidewalk, etc is not the place. I especially hate this shit in crowded places like amusement parks, sporting events, concerts. Oh we see there's a flow of traffic but we're just going to be in the way because we're douchebags.

My wife hates when she sees someone in the way like this because she knows it really irritates me and she also knows there's no way in hell I'm not saying something to the fucktards.

[Sean of the Thread]

It's a walkway not a talkway get the traffic should not have to be diverted or stopped because you want to talk about the latest episode of (vagina/emotion centric bullshit tv show here). The middle of a hallway, sidewalk, etc is not the place. I especially hate this shit in crowded places like amusement parks, sporting events, concerts. Oh we see there's a flow of traffic but we're just going to be in the way because we're douchebags.

My wife hates when she sees someone in the way like this because she knows it really irritates me and she also knows there's no way in hell I'm not saying something to the fucktards.


This also applies to grocery store aisles.

My tactic is to just barrel right through them and remark "so sorry I got in your way"

[AnticorRifling]

Yeah but that can lead to dequartering. I prefer to just walk by saying "That's where I'd stand if I wanted to feel special too".

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

- People who stop RIGHT when they step off the escalator to chat/decide where the fuck they're going to go now. I used to just bite my tongue but now that I've seen some of the epic pileups that can happen at escalators in subway stops, I will tell people to step away from the god damn escalator.

- People who are super talkative in the morning. When I wake up I need at least a half hour to an hour to just sit and wake up. I don't want to chat. Some people just do not get this concept. My step-mother, when she was visiting, was driving me batty every morning. After my tenth or so 'hmm" or "mmhm" and no further noise she would still not get the hint and keep badgering me.

[g++]

I'm going to say Björk again because she fucking gets my back right up.
Fucking.. anyone in the world can put some piece of shit musical loop on in the background and then sing whatever comes to mind and syncopate it to any song that happens to be in your head, not the one you're supposed to. She can fuck right off.


You are not alone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

But Bjork has a lesbian robot music video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA

[Gnome Rage]

There is an intersection that I have to go through to get to my boyfriends, and its two highway exits that have to yield to on coming traffic. Every time without fail, someone tries to pull out in front of me and I narrowly escape hitting them, because they don't pull out when I'm 100ft away, no they pull out when I'm like 10ft away.

GRR.

[Bobmuhthol]

My pet peeve is 18 year old women who can't drive complaining about how they think other people can't drive.

[Gnome Rage]

Did I ever claim to be a great driver? No, I speed pretty bad and I don't like staying on my side of the road sometimes. But thats my petpeeve so stfu.

[Bobmuhthol]

So you're essentially saying that your pet peeve is how badly you suck at driving.

[Gnome Rage]

Yeah, that's exactly what I said.

[DCSL]

People piling up in hallways to talk always irritates me too. Fortunately, I'm short. In high school, during passing periods, I would edge up behind the person I disliked most in the conversation circle blocking the traffic and lightly kick the backs of their knees. Then I disappeared into the crowd while they went down like a sack of bricks. Passive aggressive, but at least it made me feel better.

[AnticorRifling]

Upper cut to the sack from behind would have been funnier but still knocking people over is always appropriate for handling any situation.

[DCSL]

Upper cut to the sack from behind would have been funnier but still knocking people over is always appropriate for handling any situation.

I know, right? I was a fucking brat.

[Urinal Poops]

I deliver bread for a living. Certain things make me want to murder people.

1) When I'm standing at my bread shelf and some old woman comes up and squeezes my bread like it's a produce. It's not a fucking cantaloupe, dont do that asshole.

2) Throwing someone elses bread, or other undesired objects on my shelf. Also don't do that in front of me, or I will key your car, murder your pets, or burn your house down.

3) Calidus

[Methais]

People who slow down almost to a stop when either making a turn or going over a railroad crossing.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU SACK OF CUNTS!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!111111

[Gnome Rage]

I squeeze bread in a grocery store if its not sliced bread - to make sure its not stale.

[Urinal Poops]

I squeeze bread in a grocery store if its not sliced bread - to make sure its not stale.

That's why it's dated genius. I hope you get AIDS.

[Bobmuhthol]

Quick question for you, bread deliverer. What days do you/the industry deliver on? I use the color coding of the ties to date bread (who the fuck reads the dates? come on) but I don't know which days of the week are excluded.

[IorakeWarhammer]

People piling up in hallways to talk always irritates me too. Fortunately, I'm short. In high school, during passing periods, I would edge up behind the person I disliked most in the conversation circle blocking the traffic and lightly kick the backs of their knees. Then I disappeared into the crowd while they went down like a sack of bricks. Passive aggressive, but at least it made me feel better.

all fun in games until they stuff you in a locker

[Gnome Rage]

That's why it's dated genius. I hope you get AIDS.

The bread in our store is supposed to come in daily from the city - but if you get there too early sometimes you get the bread from the day before and its hard and nasty.

There aren't dates on the italian bread.

Edit: Granted - If I saw the bread guy putting the bread out I would just take it. I wouldn't feel the need to squeeze

[IorakeWarhammer]

pet peeve: SOME members of a CERTAIN RACE that NEVER are aware of their personal space / the space of others. what I mean: they are talking to someone and walking sideways or backwards and they always back into you, or they are doing some other action that is in complete disregard of the people's personal space around them. and when they bump you they just kind of look at you like they're suprised someone could actually have been standing there. I only mention race because 99% of the time it is this certain race that does so. you guys can guess if you want to. trying to be as PC as possible here but it's a trend i've noticed.

DRIVES ME UP THE WALL

[AnticorRifling]

White people that want to be brown, black, yellow.

[Bobmuhthol]

My pet peeve: Muslims.

[IorakeWarhammer]

pet peeve is 1/4 of the people on Earth by default without even knowing them?

pure ignorance.

[Bobmuhthol]

1. No way there are 1.5+ billion Muslims. Not a fucking chance.
2. Yeah, they all fucking annoy me.

[Delias]

Women who are not professional fighters or body builders who think they are ridiculously tough. (Especially the 250lb girl with a WoW addiction and chronic back problems who tried to explain why she could kick any mans ass, no groin kick necessary)
People who over-gauge their pain tolerance or physical strength.
People who turn who got less sleep the night before into a contest. (this applies double if they don't even have a job.)

[4a6c1]

Women who are not professional fighters or body builders who think they are ridiculously tough....

Along these lines you reminded me of a few more.

*Women who wear mens clothes mostly or dress like guys.

*Women who wear more black than any other color. "Beautiful women should wear beautiful colors." If you dont live and breathe corporate America, take the black off, you dont have a valid excuse. It doesnt make you look thinner, it makes you look silly. Who fucking died? Oh right, Fashion. When it looked at you.

*Women who think they are being a rebel by not wearing skirts.


ON THE FLIPSIDE OF THAT EQUATION:

*Women who wear high heels all the time. For the same reason not to wear black.

*Women who wear clothing that is too snug.

*Parents who allow their female children to wear clothing that is too snug.

[Ryvicke]

1. No way there are 1.5+ billion Muslims. Not a fucking chance.
2. Yeah, they all fucking annoy me.

Saying tard stuff like this cause one guy that posts on a message board is an idiot.

[Bobmuhthol]

Sorry, I guess I should clarify. There is no way that more than 1.5 billion people in the world are educated and free enough to think for themselves and simultaneously are practicing Muslims. Regardless of this number (it's substantially less than 1.5 billion in any event), they all annoy me independently of IorakeWarhammer because they're fucking Muslims.

[Jayvn]

My pet peeve: Muslims.

fuck those dirty bastards.. My vote is still for glass factory

[Cephalopod]

I hate when this happens to me:
http://i.imgur.com/4OBmY.jpg

[Cap'nDrak]

-Girl pants. Pointed directly at the prepubescent, poetry writing, know nothing, wanna-be skateboarding pussies that populate every shopping mall, or retail store I ever walk though.

-People that think Fox news is "real" news.

-Anyone that thinks that having children "because my mom want's grandchildren" or "It's the next step in our relationship" If you can't think for yourself and about what you're bringing into the world, or whether having children is a personal fulfillment, you deserve to die. If you follow somebody's ideals for a good relationship instead of your own, you deserve to be impaled on the end of a deer antler and used as a meat puppet.

- People that automatically spew religious jargon in your face in order to make a point. Your religious views mean dick to me and 90% of the rest of the population of the world. Either use real life education and experiences, or leave me be.

- People that jump in the middle of a conversation between two people because they think they have something constructive to add to the conversation. If I thought you had something to contribute, I would have fucking invited you in the first place.

- People that have no restraint over their offspring. Watching them run wild and scream through the middle of a convenience store, then they run into your leg because they were too busy trying to evade you is not my idea of good time, and will likely lead to the child being punted like a chihuahua.

-People that walk up to you and ask if you have any spare change. No, I have never in my life had "spare money" and I don't think that is going to change any time soon.

- Southerner's that wear t-shirts that claim, "The South will rise again!" Rise to what exactly? This I'd like to know. It just seems rather asinine coming from a community of people that watch cars drive in circles for hours....

- People that have to waste the better part of your day, because they feel that the just have to tell you their life story. No, I don't give a care where you are from, have been, or plan to go. It's just a character flaw I possess. I don't give a shit about you. The end.

-People that drive down the middle lane of a three lane interstate system at 35 miles per hour. Excuse me, but if you can't see the posted speed limit, you don't need to be driving to begin with. If you are afraid to follow the posted speed limit, get the hell off the interstate. And finally, if you are hell bound and determined to be on the interstate with the big boys and girls, get over into the damned right lane with all the other assholes. You will all fit right in like one happy family.

[Drisco]

- People that jump in the middle of a conversation between two people because they think they have something constructive to add to the conversation. If I thought you had something to contribute, I would have fucking invited you in the first place.


I personally don't mind this at all as long as it's someone I like. If I'm telling a story or explaining something and someone jumps in to help or say something funny I kind of welcome it. As long as it's not someone I hate and didn't invite them into the conversation on purpose.

[Delias]

There is no way that more than 1.5 billion people in the world are educated and free enough to think for themselves.

Fixed.

[Delias]

Along these lines you reminded me of a few more.

*Women who wear mens clothes mostly or dress like guys.

*Women who wear more black than any other color. "Beautiful women should wear beautiful colors." If you dont live and breathe corporate America, take the black off, you dont have a valid excuse. It doesnt make you look thinner, it makes you look silly. Who fucking died? Oh right, Fashion. When it looked at you.

*Women who think they are being a rebel by not wearing skirts.


ON THE FLIPSIDE OF THAT EQUATION:

*Women who wear high heels all the time. For the same reason not to wear black.

*Women who wear clothing that is too snug.

*Parents who allow their female children to wear clothing that is too snug.

You know what I like on a spring day? A barefoot girl in a sundress, no makeup on.

It's so rare that I see a girl in a dress that isn't a sluttin-it-up dress. Don't get me wrong, I'm the first to encourage and appreciate a slut, but sometimes I want to see something pretty, not trashy.

[Delias]

Third post in a row... but...

people who try to bend the facts to fit a phrase they like. For instance, I just got into a 15 minute argument (discussion does not apply when talking to a member of my family. I live in the movie Idiocracy, and I'm the one who "talks like a fag") about how little sense the phrase "Pain is only weakness leaving the body" makes. I believe if you check, pain is the body's way of saying "I'm being damaged!", which in fact means it is indicative of weakness ENTERING the body. Someone tried to argue that it was relative... which, while pain is relative, the fact that pain registers damage to your body is not relative.

Apparently I am being closed minded and leaving "No gray area or room for thought".

Fuck you, learn to understand that what IS and what people say, are different things.

Some days, I think that pushing all of my relatives into a building and burning it down to destroy the bloodline might just save mankind.

[Gnome Rage]

Unsigned rep comments. Don't be pussies.

[Delias]

I'll sign your pussy with rep comments, if you wish.

[Gnome Rage]

Oh shit.

[Delias]

It'll be all like "Show ur nips, srs. Hearts-Delias".

[radamanthys]

You know what I like on a spring day? A barefoot girl in a sundress, no makeup on.

It's so rare that I see a girl in a dress that isn't a sluttin-it-up dress. Don't get me wrong, I'm the first to encourage and appreciate a slut, but sometimes I want to see something pretty, not trashy.

I would like to re-affirm this 10000000x times over.

(note: As long as she's smiling, that is. The effect is kinda ruined if the sneer on her face makes her look like she's got a box of lego blocks up her ass.)

[IorakeWarhammer]

-(everything he said).


I love you.

[IorakeWarhammer]

*Parents who allow their female children to wear clothing that is too snug.

this. like the people who let their 7 year old wear a bikini. or the 9 year old dressing like a 19 year old.

we have a funny issue in the Islamic community. some women get confused about hijaab, and they cover their hair but wear tight jeans. one sheikh in washington issued a fatwa saying: "if you have your hair covered with a scarf and your jeans are form fitting to your backside, remove your scarf and wrap it around your waist.

[Parkbandit]

You know what I like on a spring day? A barefoot girl in a sundress, no makeup on.

It's so rare that I see a girl in a dress that isn't a sluttin-it-up dress. Don't get me wrong, I'm the first to encourage and appreciate a slut, but sometimes I want to see something pretty, not trashy.

Enjoy:

http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/fat-under-dress.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

I would like to re-affirm this 10000000x times over.

(note: As long as she's smiling, that is. The effect is kinda ruined if the sneer on her face makes her look like she's got a box of lego blocks up her ass.)


Have either of you ever been on a college campus in the spring? Seriously. Its all sundresses - no shoes - sunbathing - bikinis - and iced coffee.

No one every comes out during the winter on my campus. The moment the temp hits like 70 girls are outside in their sundresses. Then it hits 80 and they're out in the bikinis.

[Bobmuhthol]

More importantly, have you been on a college campus in the spring? Are you old enough?


http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif What is your pet peeve? (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1154541#post1154541) 08-14-2010 12:03 PM how does it feel to see a know-it-all teen and be a smartass to them? that was you recently, you realize

I'm such a smartass that I laughed at the thought of this comparison.

[Latrinsorm]

Why don't you graduate high school before you ask someone whether they've been on a college campus this spring, Bob. This is me following what I said with a lol.

[Bobmuhthol]

:heart:

[Delias]

Have either of you ever been on a college campus in the spring? Seriously. Its all sundresses - no shoes - sunbathing - bikinis - and iced coffee.

No one every comes out during the winter on my campus. The moment the temp hits like 70 girls are outside in their sundresses. Then it hits 80 and they're out in the bikinis.


Short form: No.

Long version: I've been with the same woman since I was 18 and haven't been spending my time on campus looking for sorostitutes, nor have I actually attended any college for more than 6 weeks. In winter. I actually feel good about it when I talk to the people with degrees who are bagging my groceries at Jewel.

Edit: I'd like you to consider how it is possible that I managed to grow so pompous without a degree. I'm an exceedingly hoopy individual.

[Gnome Rage]

Short form: No.

Long version: I've been with the same woman since I was 18 and haven't been spending my time on campus looking for sorostitutes, nor have I actually attended any college for more than 6 weeks. In winter. I actually feel good about it when I talk to the people with degrees who are bagging my groceries at Jewel.

Edit: I'd like you to consider how it is possible that I managed to grow so pompous without a degree. I'm an exceedingly hoopy individual.

We don't have greek life... but we still have sorostitutes. xD

[iJin]

My pet peeve is the student senate on campus. One particular person who is all, "Hispanic Pride!" and has been there for like 5 years. She seriously needs to move on.

Oh and that, racial pride. Just annoys me.

[Gnome Rage]

My pet peeve is the student senate on campus. One particular person who is all, "Hispanic Pride!" and has been there for like 5 years. She seriously needs to move on.

Oh and that, racial pride. Just annoys me.

We have a whole club dedicated to Latina/Hispanic pride.

Its called OLAS or HOLAS or something (I think its without the H which I never understood)

[IorakeWarhammer]

My pet peeve is the student senate on campus. One particular person who is all, "Hispanic Pride!" and has been there for like 5 years. She seriously needs to move on.

Oh and that, racial pride. Just annoys me.

The Prophet (s) who founded the classless and universal society of Islam, actually brought various nations together and removed their tribal hues. At a gathering of three Muslims from three countries, namely Salman from Pars, Soheib from White Romans and Bilal from Black Ethiopia, an Arab named Gheys-bin- Motateba entered and addressed the above as 'foreigners'. The Prophet (s) said in anger: “Your father is the same and your religion is the same, and the Arabism of which you seem to be proud belongs neither to your father, nor to your mother (meaning Adam and Eve are the parents of all of you)". Then he declared: “He who propagates the creed of tribal solidarity or fights for its sake or offers his life for it, is not of the Muslims."

[Stanley Burrell]

My pet peeve is when I take a nap, commando, or in a pair of tighty-whiteys, because I didn't do the laundry, and about an hour ago I was woken up by like 15 people and have to feign sleep until they leave the vicinities because I'm too stupid to start flashing everyone or begin the process of furious masturbation as a human-deterrent.

[Delias]

My pet peeve is when I take a nap, commando, or in a pair of tighty-whiteys, because I didn't do the laundry, and about an hour ago I was woken up by like 15 people and have to feign sleep until they leave the vicinities because I'm too stupid to start flashing everyone or begin the process of furious masturbation as a human-deterrent.

Just call out a "Leave the room or see my wang, and wangnuggets" warning, and then do a count down. Only the ones who really want to see, will stay.

[Ribbons]

When I'm standing in line behind a guy who has dreadlocks and smells like burning shit mixed with tires.

This happens frequently.

[iJin]

Ribbons, where are you hanging out?

[Ribbons]

It's when I go do errands and have to stand in line.

[Wrathbringer]

When people ask you to help them move, but when you get there they haven't even packed anything yet.