Allah has forsaken me.

[sst]

So, I just got to my new assignment in the Mideast. And its official, Allah is out to get me. My new boss is a Muslim convert. From my understanding it was for his wife too. IW are you in the military and living in the Mideast right now?

Before this deployment is done I am bound to get a EO complaint from my boss, how pathetic is that.

That is all i just needed to vent.

[Methais]

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure everyone complained about EO.

http://www.disneydreaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Captain-Eo.jpg

[sst]

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure everyone complained about EO.

http://www.disneydreaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Captain-Eo.jpg

Sorry, EO is the "Equal Opportunity" program in the Army... IE no giving people a hard time about race religion retardation etc.

[IorakeWarhammer]

you should be like Job, who was satisfied with the Qadr of Allah (destiny God has put before him)

You should be saying "alHamduliLaah" (Thank God)

[Sean of the Thread]

you should be like Job, who was satisfied with the Qadr of Allah (destiny God has put before him)

You should be saying "alHamduliLaah" (Thank God)


Nah he should be lock and loading his M4 and dicing extremist muslim meat sticks.

So say the real lord and our savior GOD and Jesus Christ.

[IorakeWarhammer]

actually, the LORD said: "Thou shalt not kill"

[Rinualdo]

Where in the Middle East?

[Drew]

actually, the LORD said: "Thou shalt not kill"

Thou shalt not murder

[Nieninque]

Sorry, EO is the "Equal Opportunity" program in the Army... IE no giving people a hard time about race religion retardation etc.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you, Dave.

[IorakeWarhammer]

So, I just got to my new assignment in the Mideast. And its official, Allah is out to get me. My new boss is a Muslim convert. From my understanding it was for his wife too. IW are you in the military and living in the Mideast right now?

Before this deployment is done I am bound to get a EO complaint from my boss, how pathetic is that.

That is all i just needed to vent.

i really didn't enter Islam for my wife, that would be pathetic. don't act like you know me you little girl. enjoy the heat. hey, if you get "martyred," are the bankers providing 72 virgins for your efforts in expanding the military industrial complex?

[Kerranger]

Allah sucks some fatass donkey-nuts anyway. Try joining a cult. I hear the kool-aid is awesome.

[Cthulu]

I'll be in Kuwait by the end of the year - mob station next month. Despite my ACTUAL job, my entire battery (pretty much) was made into convoy gunners. *sigh*. Gonna be a long year.

[Kainen]

72 virgins

Translated: "72 ugly ass fat guys that got martyred JUST LIKE YOU!!"

[IorakeWarhammer]

Translated: "72 ugly ass fat guys that got martyred JUST LIKE YOU!!"

i'm not ugly, nor fat... ;p

[Cephalopod]

i'm not ugly

Like the Qur'an, this is very open to interpretation.

[IorakeWarhammer]

lmao how about your pic? lets see how dashing you are..

"Allah is not concerned with your appearance, he is concerned with your words and deeds." ~ The Qur'an

[Cephalopod]

I look pretty much exactly like a middle-aged pedophile would. I've never claimed otherwise.

[Kainen]

i'm not ugly, nor fat... ;p

Annoying and at times redundant? That better? :D

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Before this deployment is done I am bound to get a EO complaint from my boss, how pathetic is that.

It's not pathetic at all. In fact I hope you get many :) I doubt you will though, because you clearly are one of those people who talks big when there are no consequences (i.e. the internet) and in person I'm sure you'll be so far up his ass if he stops suddenly you'll be able to check his teeth.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/imagedream/Funny/pwned.jpg

[Sean]

I look pretty much exactly like a middle-aged pedophile would. I've never claimed otherwise.

Might I suggest shaving that furry mustache then.

[Cephalopod]

Might I suggest shaving that furry mustache then.

My mustache brings all the kids to the yard.

As does my ice cream truck.

[IorakeWarhammer]

is that him??? missing the half tooth

this thread has so much trolling potential <HOLDS BACK!!!>

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Yes, that's him. He's also missing 3/4ths of a brain.

[IorakeWarhammer]

if thats really him, no need to comment anymore. in fact, good luck man, godspeed!

[Sean of the Thread]

Shut the fuck up your WIFE most likely has the hairiest stankiest puss pocket known to the eastern world and you're nose deep in that compost pile.

She probably has to comb the toilet paper out daily (if she even uses it)

Dirty fucking meat sticks.

[nub]

I wonder if the muslim men, right before they blow themselves up, have the biggest boner...

[Back]

So, I just got to my new assignment in the Mideast. And its official, Allah is out to get me. My new boss is a Muslim convert. From my understanding it was for his wife too. IW are you in the military and living in the Mideast right now?

Before this deployment is done I am bound to get a EO complaint from my boss, how pathetic is that.

That is all i just needed to vent.

Very ironic considering your recent activity here. Very fucking ironic indeed.

Good luck.

[TheEschaton]

Hopefully, Dave, this assignment makes you realize Muslims are not, in general, retarded fucksticks, and/or terrorists, like IW.

[Abilene]

i'm not ugly, nor fat... ;p

Are you saying you're a married virgin?

[AnticorRifling]

Hopefully, Dave, this assignment makes you realize Muslims are not, in general, retarded fucksticks, and/or terrorists, like IW.

Pretty much this. Don't let the FotM Muslim on this board taint your overall perception.

[Drisco]

Hopefully, Dave, this assignment makes you realize Muslims are not, in general, retarded fucksticks, and/or terrorists, like IW.

After IW's performance I don't know if he'll be able to recover back to thinking Muslims are not retarded.

Now if Muslims are anything like the TV show "Little Mosque on the Prairie" I love all Muslims they are open minded and peaceful. They are awesome, and I love that TV show. You all have probably never heard of it because it's Canada Brod-casting. But it's legit, check it out.

[sst]

actually, the LORD said: "Thou shalt not kill"

No, that is a common mistranslation/interpretation from Hebrew to English. It is "you shall not "murder"" there is a big distinction there. To bad Muhammad didn't follow gods word, you know with all the spreading his religion by the sword and killing the father/husband/brothers of the women he wanted to rape that night so he wouldn't commit adultery.

/cough

[sst]

Pretty much this. Don't let the FotM Muslim on this board taint your overall perception.

I've gone on 1 16 month deployment and 4 3-6 monthers to the Mideast dealing with catching the worst of the worst that Islam has to offer. My views of their culture, religion, general retardedness is very very ingrained and unlikely to change.

I will say this though, In general its not a Muslim/Arabic/Islamic thing. It is a culture thing, Westernized ones more or less are just fine, and I've made some good friends with my "American" translators. IW is just a idiot.

[sst]

is that him??? missing the half tooth

this thread has so much trolling potential <HOLDS BACK!!!>

Troll away.

I had an unfortunate accident with the rear end of a m-16 six years ago. SHM has been sharing that photo for just about that long.

Just for you IW.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g312/RSTA006/DSCI00571.jpg

We arrested their father earlier that night. Went back to search their house a bit more. I was happy so I smiled ;) All my teeth are there =D.

The next two are my favorite though. The first one is of a great man and the second is the same day after we came back to base. You see we did this the night before http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Najaf_(2007)

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g312/RSTA006/DSCN0811.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g312/RSTA006/l_3ce0dc9c8cd39f789f6c40e8e2b38f-1.jpg

See we ran into the Mahdi, and killed him. He was running around with his golden sword and everything. 12th Imam, deader than a door nail.

[Abilene]

^ I'd hit it.

[Drisco]

^ I'd hit it.

^

[TheEschaton]

No, that is a common mistranslation/interpretation from Hebrew to English. It is "you shall not "murder"" there is a big distinction there. To bad Muhammad didn't follow gods word, you know with all the spreading his religion by the sword and killing the father/husband/brothers of the women he wanted to rape that night so he wouldn't commit adultery.

/cough

Too bad murder in the biblical context means something different than what we understand it to be now:



Traditional translations of this phrase into English have tended to use the word kill. Certain scholars have suggested that this is not the most accurate translation. The key phrase, often translated "to kill" ( rasah ), began in the twentieth century to be translated "Thou shalt not murder," is seen in newer translations of the Bible such as the New Revised Standard Version. The scholar Terence Fretheim notes, "In view of certain passages (e.g., 1 Kings 21:19) it has been suggested that the verb means murder" (1991, p. 232). He goes on to note that this phrase can refer to unintentional killing (Deut. 4:41–42) or the execution of a convicted murderer (Num. 35:30). A growing number of scholars now agree that this term for killing in Hebrew that is used in the Ten Commandments is never used in Hebrew Scripture to refer to the type of killing that takes place in a war.

Hebrew language scholars agree that killing in war is different and not covered by this use of the phrase "to kill." If one soldier is angry with another from his or her same army and shoots him or her, even in a battle, it would still be murder. However, to kill an enemy in the context of a "just" war is not directly covered in this passage. A majority of the world's religious traditions make this distinction, referring to "holy war" or "Jihad" as being acceptable. There are generally some criteria for this type of "just" war that, depending on the world tradition, generally reflects doing the work of God and/or serving the needs of justice in the world order.


(Emphasis mine).

[Latrinsorm]

Yeah, I always thought of Dave as friendly to actual Islam and actual Muslims. I couldn't figure out a way to make that not sound sarcastic, but it isn't.

As salaam alaikum, Dave!