Celestial Soul Portraits!

[Celephais]

http://iasos.com/artists/erial/celestial-soul-portraits/

... I would copy and paste but I don't think I could do this justice, you just need to look at the site.

[Gnome Rage]

lolwut?


How do you find this crap

[Sam]

i don't even know what to say

[Cephalopod]

I think you could probably build a web-app to do this for free.

If it didn't cost money, I'd probably go through TSG archives and pick out the best mugshots to submit.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Erial meditates and "tunes into you", to "get your unique Essence"

This sounds like a really bad sex proposition.

[Drew]

This sounds like a really bad sex proposition.



Damn you I was just about to quote this and make a joke.

[Warriorbird]

I thought it was going to be for Dragon Quest IX character portraits.

Oh Internet. You so silly.

[calidus]

this one made me lol

http://iasos.com/artists/erial/celestial-soul-portraits/Iasos-before.jpg

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http://iasos.com/artists/erial/celestial-soul-portraits/Iasos-after.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Damn you I was just about to quote this and make a joke.

"Yeah I had to end things with her.. she was fine with me tuning into her all the time, but got really upset if I ever wanted her to capture my unique essence on her face."

[DCSL]

That guy's got a Carebear... STARE! sort of thing going on.

The dolphins were an excellent touch.

[Hips]

We need to get one of these for PC.

[Ribbons]

Dear sweet God, what the fuck is this shit?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

We need to get one of these for PC.

I think I found what the Internet should get you as a wedding gift.

[Celephais]

I think I found what the Internet should get you as a wedding gift.

Oh man, that would be so sweet, send him her boob pic and get his unique essence all over it.

[TheEschaton]

150 bucks and it takes him a month?

[Drisco]

Jesus, give me 2 days and photoshop and I can make unicorns flying out of your ass with rainbows and spirits clawing out of your mouth.

[Celephais]

Jesus, give me 2 days and photoshop and I can make unicorns flying out of your ass with rainbows and spirits clawing out of your mouth.

You have til monday.

[Kainen]

That guy's got a Carebear... STARE! sort of thing going on.

The dolphins were an excellent touch.

Yeah the whole beam from the forehead thing made me go "wtf??" :lol:

[Gnome Rage]

Jesus, give me 2 days and photoshop and I can make unicorns flying out of your ass with rainbows and spirits clawing out of your mouth.

So are you taking commissions?

[DCSL]

GR's avatar is a perfect candidate for getting in tune with.

[Gnome Rage]

I don't want smegma err essence on my face!

[Drew]

Jesus, give me 2 days and photoshop and I can make unicorns flying out of your ass with rainbows and spirits clawing out of your mouth.

Hold on to the night, there will be no shame. Always I want to be with you and make believe with you and live harmony, harmony, always!

[Hips]

I think I found what the Internet should get you as a wedding gift.

I told you I was a little worried about what the internet would deem a suitable wedding gift... this fits right in hahaha

[Drisco]

You have til monday.

Such a steep deadline... I can do the art that quick but do you really just want the art? Or would you rather it to be special? Aka.. Would you like me to meditate and enter the spiritual world to get a real link and paint the picture that way.

It'll be the same but it requires more time and a flat fee of 150$.


So are you taking sexual favors?

Oh my lawrdy liften! So forward my dear! If you can't afford the real way we can connect spiritually through some tantric sex moves. I'll bring my book.

[Gnome Rage]

Such a steep deadline... I can do the art that quick but do you really just want the art? Or would you rather it to be special? Aka.. Would you like me to meditate and enter the spiritual world to get a real link and paint the picture that way.

It'll be the same but it requires more time and a flat fee of 150$.



Oh my lawrdy liften! So forward my dear! If you can't afford the real way we can connect spiritually through some tantric sex moves. I'll bring my book.

I'll use a callalilly to tease you in ways you've never known!

[LadyLaphrael]

Hold on to the night, there will be no shame. Always I want to be with you and make believe with you and live harmony, harmony, always!

I'm glad I'm not the only one whose mind went there.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Holy crap, this was hilarious. I laughed so hard I upset my dog.

[Ardwen]

as weird as the portraits are, the music stuff on that page is even more bizarre, http://iasos.com/services/

Go and have your goddesshood explored! and frolic with the faeries too,

[Drew]

I am writing to thank you for the wonderful concert you performed at BPI and for the amazing healing music and visuals you have devoted your life to creating. ... I came with a specific purpose in mind -- to heal a past life trauma (torture/execution) I had suffered as a result of being a psychic in the 1400s. These memories started coming up for me earlier this year, and as a professional psychic/healer now, I luckily had the tools to work through them and heal energetically. I worked through the process and healed myself spiritually, but on the body level I was unable to heal it as it was anchored down at the cellular level. I tried intensifying my running, seeing healers and psyschics, deep tissue massage and had pretty much given up. I thought I'd just have to live with the pain and weakness on the left side of my body.


Wow, he really does amazing stuff.

[DCSL]

I love the seemingly random phrases in quotation marks. Does this mean they realize how ludicrous it sounds or what?

[Ardwen]

So anyone thats was a psychic in the 1400s feel free to consult this loon for healing, I'm surprised he isnt a cult leader or trying to get the comet riding aliens to come pick him up

[Ashlander]

as weird as the portraits are, the music stuff on that page is even more bizarre, http://iasos.com/services/

Go and have your goddesshood explored! and frolic with the faeries too,

* Sacred sex, and understanding sex as an electrical phenomenon.
* Pleiadian view of orgasm.

I think he likes the hands on approach of exploring someones goddesshood.

[Warriorbird]

* Sacred sex, and understanding sex as an electrical phenomenon.
* Pleiadian view of orgasm.

I think he likes the hands on approach of exploring someones goddesshood.

http://iasos.com/services/Zthr-close.JPG