Necktie.

[Delias]

Anyone have any fucking clue where I can find a "sangria" colored necktie? I have gone through literally two thousand ties online and can't find this fucking color, that has to match the bridesmaids dress.

Brides are a fucking pain in the ass.

[Deathravin]

good luck (with the marriage, not the tie - you ain't findin that sucker)

[AnticorRifling]

Buy a white silk one and dye it. There are a few good men's clothing stores that carry a lot of solid color ties but I'm not sure of what area you're in so I can't give you any pointers.

[Delias]

Hah, I've been married 7 years. No, I'm best manning at a friends wedding, and this fucking color is impossible to find. Burgundy is the closest match. I have bookmarked an entire page of Almost the right color ties, I'm going to send it to the bride, and then if she can't pick one from there, she gets to do the searching. Fuck this noise.

[Buckwheet]

When I had to find one for a wedding, I went to a Bridal store and the closest they could get was Raspberry. Which was a few shades brighter.

You might be stuck with that.

http://solidcolorneckties.com/files/Davids-Bridal-Tie-Color-Chart.pdf

I went to David's Bridal for my tie so that is the color chart they showed me.

[AnticorRifling]

Go to The Men's Wearhouse.

[Delias]

I went through 405 ties on the men's wearhouse site with no match. Thanks for the link, Buck.

[Hips]

Do you know where she got her bridesmaid dress from? Sometimes they have a sister store for men, like Men's Wearhouse for David's Bridal.

So pretty much what Anticor said, and the link Buckwheet posted are the colors they have at Men's Wearhouse... although they definitely had an exact match for Horizon (not a few shades brighter like it says in the link) for me, so I would go into the store instead of relying on ordering it online.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I remember when colors were really colors and not some made up foo foo name created just to improve sales by convincing weak minded idiots that their color is unique.

[Hips]

Definitely go look at the store if you have one close to you! They had an exact match for my bridesmaid dresses even though it says differently in that link.

[IorakeWarhammer]

wear 2 ties. the sangria one and a pink zebra/leopard print mini clip-on one behind it. halfway through the wedding, casually remove the one on top :)

[Drisco]

http://www.2002ties.com/ties/closeups2/152.htm

http://www.2002ties.com/ties/solid/fripper/sangria-tie.jpg

Says Sangria red color 100% silk neckties
Price: $15 US


http://www.zazzle.ca/sangria+ties

[IorakeWarhammer]

i love that color :)

[AnticorRifling]

I went through 405 ties on the men's wearhouse site with no match. Thanks for the link, Buck.

Go to the store, if they don't have it they can probably give you some suggestions. The ties they have change weekly.

[Paradii]

While I should just keep my mouth shut and pretend I don't know what the color sangria looks like, I have to say that the tie drisco linked is in no way, shape, or form sangria. It needs a more purplish hue......

[WRoss]

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=mens+warehouse+downers+grove&fb=1&gl=us&hq=mens+warehouse&hnear=Downers+Grove,+IL&view=text&ei=G41ZTPvyOML-nAfo7421CQ&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=more-results&resnum=1&ved=0CBsQtQMwAA

[Drisco]

While I should just keep my mouth shut and pretend I don't know what the color sangria looks like, I have to say that the tie drisco linked is in no way, shape, or form sangria. It needs a more purplish hue......

Just going with what the website says. I personally have never heard of the color sangria.

[Gnome Rage]

This makes me wish I had Dennis Leary's book handy. So I could quote you all the chapter on towel colors and how they're stupid.

By a dark red tie and be over it.

[Atlanteax]

While I should just keep my mouth shut and pretend I don't know what the color sangria looks like, I have to say that the tie drisco linked is in no way, shape, or form sangria. It needs a more purplish hue......

In before a "You know how I know you're gay?"

[Gnome Rage]

My computer is Sangria Red. does that count?

[IorakeWarhammer]

In before a "You know how I know you're gay?"

I think some of Drisco's gayness just rubbed off

[CrystalTears]

Well that's annoying. Are we talking about a red wine one or white? I mean honestly, what a fucking stupid color. Just get dark red FFS!

That was aimed more at the bride for being a controlling bitch with stupid colors on dresses that her bridesmaids ARE NEVER GOING TO WEAR EVER AGAIN! I can't stand weddings with brides like that.

[iJin]

That's why when I get married everyone is going to be in black. Even the punch and cake. Much easier.

[CrystalTears]

That's why when I get married everyone is going to be in black. Even the punch and cake. Much easier.
Just make sure it's black and not opal, onyx or obsidian, or I'll have to kick you in the junk. :D

[Drisco]

Black is my favorite color and if you are picky shade.

[Mogonis]

Buy a white silk one and dye it.
This. But I was thinking of actually dipping it into a bowl of sangria.

[Another odd duck]

I remember when colors were really colors and not some made up foo foo name ...


Thats the way it was and we liked it!

[Nieninque]

In before a "You know how I know you're gay?"

Do not take any advice from Atlanteaux in this thread.

[Delias]

Update: The bride has bought me the proper tie, because I insisted my visual palette only has 6 colors, the same 6 that come in the original box of crayons.

[Gnome Rage]

Update: The bride has bought me the proper tie, because I insisted my visual palette only has 6 colors, the same 6 that come in the original box of crayons.
No tickle me pink or macaroni and cheese?

How bout burnt sienna?

[Delias]

No tickle me pink or macaroni and cheese?

How bout burnt sienna?

I'll burn your sienna.

[Mogonis]

I was always fan of Vivid Tangerine. Not just tangerine. It's vivid.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Anyone have any fucking clue where I can find a "sangria" colored necktie? I have gone through literally two thousand ties online and can't find this fucking color, that has to match the bridesmaids dress.

Brides are a fucking pain in the ass.

Don't just buy a red tie (sangria is like a blood red). Colors can vary a lot from one place to another and a woman WILL see the difference, no matter how slight. Ask for a fabric swatch and use that.

[Delias]

Don't just buy a red tie (sangria is like a blood red). Colors can vary a lot from one place to another and a woman WILL see the difference, no matter how slight. Ask for a fabric swatch and use that.

I have the color swatch. I cannot match it to anything. The bride is buying me a tie though, so it's all good.

[CrystalTears]

I have the color swatch. I cannot match it to anything. The bride is buying me a tie though, so it's all good.
Too bad. I would have just advised you to wear your shirt open down to your navel with lots of obnoxious bling and no ties whatsoever and exclaim, "Men don't wear SANGRIA, beeyotch!". That'll be a wedding to remember.

[Kuyuk]

The best use of a necktie is to choke chicks during sex.

Just sayin'.

[Gnome Rage]

The best use of a necktie is to choke chicks during sex.

Just sayin'.

x2

[Delias]

x2

Aww, I think Kuyuk just found a new mistress.

[Gnome Rage]

... But that doesn't make sense.

[Delias]

It does if you speak english. Pretty sure that's what I'm speaking. Sometimes I'm not sure, I seem to be misunderstood quite often... wondering if I only think I am speaking english.

[Gnome Rage]

No, you made sense. IT just didn't make sense.

If I'm a girl. And ties are only good for choking girls. How would I be a mistress?

[Kerranger]

Maybe hes choking you on the side. Without the knowledge of the primary chokee. Is that even a fucking word?

[Rucca]

No, but it's a town in Georgia. Good job. :D

[Kerranger]

Fucking georgia and their stupid ass near-gibberish town names.

[Delias]

No, you made sense. IT just didn't make sense.

If I'm a girl. And ties are only good for choking girls. How would I be a mistress?

Because I meant mistress in the classic sense, not in the dominatrix sense.

[CrystalTears]

No, you made sense. IT just didn't make sense.

If I'm a girl. And ties are only good for choking girls. How would I be a mistress?
Now YOU don't make sense. He doesn't have to choke you to death, just long enough until you get a little lightheaded and stop talking. Mistresses can (and should) be choked on occasion to keep them quiet.

[Gnome Rage]

Because I meant mistress in the classic sense, not in the dominatrix sense.

Okay fine then. You win. I just figured since we're talkin' about choking.


CT - When did I say anything about being choked to death? God help me if I deliriously posted something like that.

[Kerranger]

Mistresses can (and should) be choked on occasion to keep them quiet.




Yeah. That.

[Ryvicke]

He meant mistress in the sense of "woman who you are cheating on your wife with".

Sometimes these women talk too much and then your wife finds out you are cheating with them. This is undesirable.

Solution: choke them to keep them quiet.

/confusion

Girls who make themselves avatar geishas need to be choked for not understanding things.

[ElvenFury]

I believe Kuyuk is unattached, and thus can choke all the bitches he pleases.

[Gnome Rage]

He meant mistress in the sense of "woman who you are cheating on your wife with".

Sometimes these women talk too much and then your wife finds out you are cheating with them. This is undesirable.

Solution: choke them to keep them quiet.

/confusion

Girls who make themselves avatar geishas need to be choked for not understanding things.

It was logical confusion damn it.

Choking--> Bondage --> Mistress --> Not the classic term.

He already clarified.

Im taking back my mac and cheese recipe and damn it I'm not a geisha.

[Ryvicke]

Im taking back my mac and cheese recipe and damn it I'm not a geisha.

Too late!

The avatar isn't a geisha?? Why not?

[Gnome Rage]

Because I'm not a geisha. This avatar was specifically requested. :p

[Delias]

I have a mac and cheese recipe too. Velmotherfuckingveeta.

[Ryvicke]

Because I'm not a geisha. This avatar was specifically requested. :p

When they requested it did they request that you take a picture of yourself looking like a geisha?

What do you have against geishas?

[Gnome Rage]

When they requested it did they request that you take a picture of yourself looking like a geisha?

What do you have against geishas?

Rawr! You're upsetting my delicate mind right now. I'm very disturbed by your posts. They're effecting me on a deep subconscious level

[Ryvicke]

Rawr! You're upsetting my delicate mind right now. I'm very disturbed by your posts. They're effecting me on a deep subconscious level

Um hey. I'm not saying you ARE a geisha. I'm just saying for however long you've had the avatar I've thought to myself, "that one girl who makes avatar pictures of herself seems to have dressed up like a geisha, made her hair-did like a geisha, is using semi-colons frequently like a geisha, de-colorized and contrasted the photo to whiten her face like a geisha and made a little pucker face like a geisha."

I further thought to myself: oh fun!

It's affecting me on a deep and subconscious level that you're not being a geisha in this photograph.

[Delias]

I'm confused and I say we just get on with the business of choking bitches with neckties.

[Gnome Rage]

Um hey. I'm not saying you ARE a geisha. I'm just saying for however long you've had the avatar I've thought to myself, "that one girl who makes avatar pictures of herself seems to have dressed up like a geisha, made her hair-did like a geisha, is using semi-colons frequently like a geisha, de-colorized and contrasted the photo to whiten her face like a geisha and made a little pucker face like a geisha."

I further thought to myself: oh fun!

It's affecting me on a deep and subconscious level that you're not being a geisha in this photograph.

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.83302972.jpg

bitttch

[Abilene]

You can't color match to a computer screen......

[Rinualdo]

Velmotherfuckingveeta.

Best shit evar!

[Delias]

You can't color match to a computer screen......

I'm a man. I struggle with secondary colors. Anything beyond that is too much.

[Abilene]

I didn't read through all the posts, that was in reference to someone posting a picture of a 'sangria' neck tie, and someone saying that is not sangria. Computer monitors have to be callibrated to a point majority of people don't do... to be able to see the true colors. Then that is assuming whoever posted the picture didn't change colors when they loaded a color profile.

I didn't read through like I said, so if you still haven't found one, if it's important that it really matches you need to go down in person ;)

[CrystalTears]

Okay fine then. You win. I just figured since we're talkin' about choking.


CT - When did I say anything about being choked to death? God help me if I deliriously posted something like that.
Then perhaps I don't know what you consider a mistress to be confused about why they are (and should) be choked.

This conversation is much better than the gay sangria color one.

[ElvenFury]

Then perhaps I don't know what you consider a mistress to be confused about why they are (and should) be choked.
WAT?

[Gnome Rage]

Then perhaps I don't know what you consider a mistress to be confused about why they are (and should) be choked.

This conversation is much better than the gay sangria color one.

I wasn't confused about why a mistress would be choked. I was saying why would I be a mistress if I were the one being joked. I was operating under the pretense that we were speaking of a dominatrix mistress, rather than mistress in a classical sense.

[CrystalTears]

I wasn't confused about why a mistress would be choked. I was saying why would I be a mistress if I were the one being joked. I was operating under the pretense that we were speaking of a dominatrix mistress, rather than mistress in a classical sense.
Okay but I don't understand why you're giving them different distinctions. A mistress is the other, secret, sex woman. What difference does it make what kind of sex it is?

[Gnome Rage]

Okay but I don't understand why you're giving them different distinctions. A mistress is the other, secret, sex woman. What difference does it make what kind of sex it is?

A mistress in BDSM is the dominatrix. She's the owner. Traditionally she would be much more likely to be the choker -- not the chokee.

1 : a woman who has power, authority, or ownership:
3 : something personified as female that rules, directs, or dominates <when Rome was mistress of the world>
4 a : a woman other than his wife with whom a married man has a continuing sexual relationship b archaic : sweetheart

I was using definition 1 and 3. While everyone else was thinking 4. Which is where the confusion stems from

[CrystalTears]

A mistress in BDSM is the dominatrix. She's the owner. Traditionally she would be much more likely to be the choker -- not the chokee.
Not if the dominatrix sucks at her job. :D

[Gnome Rage]

Not if the dominatrix sucks at her job. :D

True. I would not flourish as a dominatrix, thus I would probably end up the chokee anyways... lol

[Delias]

True. I would not flourish as a dominatrix, thus I would probably end up the chokee anyways... lol

The bitches love it rough. Sometimes no really means yes, but banana always means no.

[Gnome Rage]

The bitches love it rough. Sometimes no really means yes, but banana always means no.

Aren't safe words things you don't use during sex?

GET ME THAT BANANA!

[Delias]

I don't mix food and fucking. I like to keep my guilty pleasures separate.

[Kuyuk]

I'll forgo the banana and give you a plantain, Geisha Rage.

[CrystalTears]

Aren't safe words things you don't use during sex?Being the dominatrix expert, I figured you'd know that safe words are for stopping the current activity. :whipit:


I don't mix food and fucking. I like to keep my guilty pleasures separate.
Afraid of sensory overload?

[Ryvicke]

I'll forgo the banana and give you a plantain, Geisha Rage.

She's in full color now so totally not a geisha.

Plantains are so fucking good.

[Gnome Rage]

Being the dominatrix expert, I figured you'd know that safe words are for stopping the current activity. :whipit:


Afraid of sensory overload?

xP I mean like... the phrase is usually a word you wouldn't ever say during sex.

[Gnome Rage]

She's in full color now so totally not a geisha.

Plantains are so fucking good.

See! obviously not a geisha.


Plantains are good sliced and fried in butter. om non nom

[CrystalTears]

xP I mean like... the phrase is usually a word you wouldn't ever say during sex.
So you yell banana during sex? OKAYY.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1955/eurotrip.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

So you yell banana during sex? OKAYY.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1955/eurotrip.jpg

Well when I need potassium yes I yell banana! xD

[Delias]

vaganna

[Caiylania]

This thread was yet another PC Sleeper. Boring title, epic laughs. :D

[Gnome Rage]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QAm5YL8moHY/SQSgKmLZH6I/AAAAAAAACuc/XisKydQP9oM/s400/banana+dick.jpg


Peenbana

[Ryvicke]

Peenbana just made me flinch.

Dudes know what I'm saying here...

[Gnome Rage]

Do you prefer
http://www.momlogic.com/cdn/images/driedpeach-vagina.jpg


peachgina

[Rucca]

Yes.

[Ryvicke]

Yes.

Yes.

[Gnome Rage]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/455825/80524284.jpg

Treegina

[Kerranger]

I would totally put my dick in that tree.

[iJin]

True. I would not flourish as a dominatrix, thus I would probably end up the chokee anyways... lol

Let me give you lessons on Dominatrix 101.

[Ryvicke]

I won't live in a world where that tree exists.

I'm only going on with my life because I believe it was shopped or that somebody carved it like that (the original photoshop).

[Gnome Rage]

Let me give you lessons on Dominatrix 101.

No Thx. Never have or or will want to be one.

[iJin]

Nothing a little patron cannot fix. Nomom.