The Book of Micturition

[Drunken Durfin]

Over the coming months, I will endeavor to pee on everyone in Shattered.


(Ifor walks up to Keglin and pees on his leg.)

Speaking to Keglin, you say, "You have been marked. From this day forth your name will appear in The Book of Micturition."

Speaking to Keglin, you say, "You are soggy leg # 1."

[Cthulu]

The face of boredom

[Deathravin]

Over the coming months, I will endeavor to pee on everyone in Shattered.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/please-demotivational-poster-1280707706.jpg
You had me at 'pee on everyone'

[Drunken Durfin]

Speaking to Krissta, you say, "You are soggy leg # 2."
Speaking to Herp, you say, "You are soggy leg # 3."
Speaking to Draccon, you say, "You are soggy leg # 4."
Speaking to Liza, you say, "You are soggy leg # 5."
Speaking to Rada, you say, "You are soggy leg # 6."
Speaking to Jeckyl, you say, "You are soggy leg # 7."
Speaking to Madmountan, you say, "You are soggy leg # 8."
Speaking to Seran, you say, "You are soggy leg # 9."
Speaking to Asvir, you say, "You are soggy leg # 10."
Speaking to Zishra, you say, "You are soggy leg # 11."
Speaking to Zavan, you say, "You are soggy leg # 12."
Speaking to Maldric, you say, "You are soggy leg # 13."


Wow, this is a lot easier than killing people...and much more fun. I can't wait until my AFK script to wander the lands and compare the names in my Marked database to everyone in game is finished!

[Paradii]

Don't let anyone ever tell you that you have too much time on your hands.

[Deathravin]

Don't let anyone ever tell you that you have too much time on your hands.

That's actually a pretty easy script to make...

[krissta]

Speaking to Krissta, you say, "You are soggy leg # 2."
Speaking to Herp, you say, "You are soggy leg # 3."
Speaking to Draccon, you say, "You are soggy leg # 4."
Speaking to Liza, you say, "You are soggy leg # 5."
Speaking to Rada, you say, "You are soggy leg # 6."
Speaking to Jeckyl, you say, "You are soggy leg # 7."
Speaking to Madmountan, you say, "You are soggy leg # 8."
Speaking to Seran, you say, "You are soggy leg # 9."
Speaking to Asvir, you say, "You are soggy leg # 10."
Speaking to Zishra, you say, "You are soggy leg # 11."
Speaking to Zavan, you say, "You are soggy leg # 12."
Speaking to Maldric, you say, "You are soggy leg # 13."


Wow, this is a lot easier than killing people...and much more fun. I can't wait until my AFK script to wander the lands and compare the names in my Marked database to everyone in game is finished!

Fuck yeah! I'm #2! :D

[radamanthys]

6 is a good number.

[Donquix]

Fuck yeah! I'm #2! :D

#2 for #1 is better than being #1 for #2

[Paradii]

That's actually a pretty easy script to make...

The creation of the script isn't what I was concerned about.

[BriarFox]

Katze will be so jealous.

[Some Rogue]

6 is a good number.

That's what your mother said last night...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/untitled-1.jpg

[Rolton-Sammich]

For bonus points, are you using the new syntax?

act ::Wetleg walks up to @ and pees on # leg

[Makkah]

Fuck yeah! I'm #2! :D

You're also a whore.

[Drunken Durfin]

For bonus points, are you using the new syntax?

act ::Wetleg walks up to @ and pees on # leg

Of course.

[TheLastShamurai]

You're also a whore.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[GodSatan]

Shouldnt Katze have been #1?

[Drunken Durfin]

I have a special number in mind for him. In the mean time...

Speaking to Macros, you say, "You are soggly leg #14."
Speaking to Professorchaos, you say, "You are soggy leg # 15."
Speaking to Jeanluc, you say, "You are soggy leg # 16." (reaction was especially funny, had no idea what was going on)
Speaking to Taeguk, you say, "You are soggy leg # 17."
Speaking to Breslin, you say, "You are soggy leg # 18."
Speaking to Portu, you say, "You are soggy leg # 19."
Speaking to Hannibal, you say, "You are soggy leg # 20."
Speaking to Staypuff, you say, "You are soggy leg # 21."

[radamanthys]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/rkelly1.jpg

Shoulda named the character R. Kelly.

[IorakeWarhammer]

"I WANNA PISS ON U!"

lmao... can i be # 69!?!?

[Daragon]

dammit hurry up and come pee on my leg I wanna be a low number lol

[audioserf]

I learned what micturate meant by watching The Big Lebowski. That movie owns.

[Drunken Durfin]

Speaking to Ozana, you say, "You are soggy leg # 22."
Speaking to Brink, you say, "You are soggy leg # 23."
Speaking to Tillmen, you say, "You are soggy leg # 24."
Speaking to Father, you say, "You are soggy leg # 25."
Speaking to Bacons, you say, "You are soggy leg # 26."
Speaking to Maliane, you say, "You are soggy leg # 27."
Speaking to Necen, you say, "You are soggy leg # 28."
Speaking to Jefferydahmer, you say, "You are soggy leg # 29."
Speaking to Anonymous, you say, "You are soggy leg # 30."
Speaking to Breslin, you say, "You are soggy leg # 31."
Speaking to Oprah, you say, "You are soggy leg # 32."

(Ifor walks up to Frank and pees on his leg.)
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Speaking to Frank, Ifor says, "You have been marked. From this day forth your name will appear in The Book of Micturition."
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Speaking to Frank, Ifor says, "You are soggy leg # 33."

Still doing this by hand (hah, pun?), really need to make a script.

[Cephalopod]

I'm assuming Ifor doesn't have pants on?

[Deathravin]

I learned what micturate meant by watching The Big Lebowski. That movie owns.

Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?

What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...

What the fuck are you...?

Walter, he peed on my rug!

He peed on the Dude's rug.

Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

[Drunken Durfin]

I'm assuming Ifor doesn't have pants on?

Kilt...easy access.

[Drunken Durfin]

Added a couple of lines to the script for clarity:

(Ifor whips out his junk.)

(Ifor walks up to Hannibal and pees on his leg.)

Speaking to Hannibal, you say, "You have been marked. From this day forth your name will appear in The Book of Micturition."

Speaking to Hannibal, you say, "You are soggy leg # 34."

(Ifor puts his junk away.)

[Drunken Durfin]

Speaking to Fumble, you say, "You are soggy leg # 35."
Speaking to Michaelous, you say, "You are soggy leg # 36." (tried to kill me, was a good sport)
Speaking to Pset, you say, "You are soggy leg # 37."
Speaking to Kaseopea, you say, "You are soggy leg # 38." (was afk, shame.)
Speaking to Bardicus, you say, "You are soggy leg # 39."
Speaking to Raeth, you say, "You are soggy leg # 40."
Speaking to Ozana, you say, "You are soggy leg # 41."

[Drunken Durfin]

Speaking to Tupac, you say, "You are soggy leg # 42."
Speaking to Maldric, you say, "You are soggy leg # 43."
Speaking to Calidus, you say, "You are soggy leg # 44."
Speaking to Ililililil, you say, "You are soggy leg # 45."
Speaking to Ezrael, you say, "You are soggy leg # 46." (Ezrael says, "To implode.. or not to implode..")
Speaking to Dunkin, you say, "You are soggy leg # 47." (Speaking to you, Dunkin asks, "Um... thanks?")

[Drisco]

You know, You missed me again.. This is the second time you've came into the TSC and haven't peed on me. I feel somewhat left out.

[Ribbons]

You pissed on Tupac. Ha.

[Drunken Durfin]

You know, You missed me again.. This is the second time you've came into the TSC and haven't peed on me. I feel somewhat left out.

Speaking to Drizzy, you say, "You are soggy leg # 48."

[Drisco]

Speaking to Drizzy, you say, "You are soggy leg # 48."

Ahh such a warm feeling.

Heh.

[Toyalara]

...one of which is the fact that I've waited, many times, macro-ready, in TSC for you to whip out "your junk" and continue the performance you began posting. Since I am really exhausted from waiting on you to act, due to your obvious afk scripting habits, I decided to take matters into my hands and show you what would have happened, had you done so...

**insert Ifor's "pee on your leg script here"**

(Toyalara giggles at Ifor's expression when he notes his pee was accurately deflected from her incredibly special leggings directly back into his open mouth! Hai! Gotchu!)

:thanx: