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Keller
07-30-2010, 02:55 PM
Attn Parkbandit.

Please describe the misuse of the letters "its" in the following:


A company distributes money to the owners of its shareholders.

This should be awesome.

[original post was http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1145614&postcount=54 , but moved in the interests of getting that thread back on topic]

AnticorRifling
07-30-2010, 02:56 PM
You mean awesome like:

It's is a contraction for it is or it has.

Its is a possessive pronoun meaning, more or less, of it or belonging to it.

And there is absolutely, positively, no such word as its'.

A simple test
If you can replace it[']s in your sentence with it is or it has, then your word is it's; otherwise, your word is its.

Another test
Its is the neuter version of his and her. Try plugging her into your sentence where you think its belongs. If the sentence still works grammatically (if not logically) then your word is indeed its.

Examples
It's been good to know you. Contraction: it has
It's a bird! It's a plane! Contraction: it is

The dodo bird is known for its inability to fly. Possessive pronoun: its inability = the dodo bird's inability

Source = http://garyes.stormloader.com/its.html

Clove
07-30-2010, 03:26 PM
tits

Parkbandit
07-30-2010, 04:09 PM
Attn Parkbandit.

Please describe the misuse of the letters "its" in the following:



This should be awesome.

[original post was http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1145614&postcount=54 , but moved in the interests of getting that thread back on topic]

Yea.. after I posted that I wasn't sure if "its" was incorrect.. but then I didn't really care too much. I thought it was to show possession, as in the company's stockholders.

You win.

Leloo
07-30-2010, 04:18 PM
I have to say, I always wanna use "its' " it feels in my head like it works even though it clearly doesn't.

Clove
07-30-2010, 04:51 PM
Can someone explain to me who Leloo is? And why is she so vapid?

AnticorRifling
07-30-2010, 04:52 PM
Ask in more threads please.

Clove
07-30-2010, 04:53 PM
Ask in more threads please.Will it help me tie PB for trolling?

AnticorRifling
07-30-2010, 04:59 PM
lol

I'd check this thread:

It still makes me lol http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=7232

Celephais
07-30-2010, 05:03 PM
lol

I'd check this thread:

It still makes me lol http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=7232

Your link doesn't work.

g++
07-30-2010, 05:08 PM
Worked for me. The link doesnt have a conclusion though. Did you lose the vagina? Im on the edge of my seat here.

Celephais
07-30-2010, 05:27 PM
Worked for me. The link doesnt have a conclusion though. Did you lose the vagina? Im on the edge of my seat here.

It was my # of posts displayed that's doing it.. something on page 4 if you do 10 pages won't load..

Leloo
07-30-2010, 05:34 PM
lol

I'd check this thread:

It still makes me lol http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=7232

Rofl!! Wow, that's pretty funny! Ah being a teenager... Oh well.

Btw Clove, the use of the word vapid doesn't make you sound intelligent.

Celephais
07-30-2010, 05:41 PM
Rofl!! Wow, that's pretty funny! Ah being a teenager... Oh well.

Btw Clove, the use of the word vapid doesn't make you sound intelligent.

I agree w/ g++, we need an update on your vagina.

Leloo
07-30-2010, 05:44 PM
My vagina is nice and healthy, in the end it wasn't a physical problem it was a panic attack due to private reasons. I couldn't overcome the idea that I was somehow being violated and would brace myself which caused it to hurt.

Back
07-30-2010, 05:51 PM
Btw Clove, the use of the word vapid doesn't make you sound intelligent.

rofl. That didn't take long.

Gan
07-30-2010, 07:02 PM
rofl. That didn't take long.

Thats what Beth said.

Kuyuk
07-30-2010, 09:17 PM
Thats what Beth said.

lol

Back
07-30-2010, 09:27 PM
Doh. That was a good one. BASTARD!

Clove
07-30-2010, 10:21 PM
Thats what Beth said.ROFL

Gan
07-30-2010, 10:44 PM
BAZINGA!